i can't decide what i like most. the long winded "I don't know" or The Evil Council saying "We Know". Brilliant stuff I am so excited to see these and whatever comes next
Confushia say "it is the journey not the destination that is important..." Then again...quest markers are as useful as they are broke and stupid at times.
At least sometimes they have someone write the directions down for you. Too bad the map sucks. It makes it a bit more true-to-life, though. Makes it feel more immersive in a way (despite the immersion-breaking possibility of missing someone you just visibly struck in combat) and more personal.
@@torcheddreadnought899 I’m so glad this quest marker is showing me where my target is. Too bad they’re stuck in a wall, and under the ground. This other marker keeps telling me to enter this building, but when I go in, it tells me to LEAVE the building. And this one just shows me to a town, but gives me absolutely no information beyond that.
I need him to do a skyrim scene where he spares parthurnaax and its the one where the chosen one goes "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new word for killing, like badwrong or badong."
Isn't that the voice of the emperor power for Imperials? To use your _voice_ to calm enemies? It technically counts as a shout since, iirc, a certain pickle used a shout which bound the Akaviri invaders in allegiance to them, which became the first of the Blades. There should be a mod that adds a 2-word shout for Imperials that calms all nearby enemies: BA-DONG!!!
mister Two Pence I just want to thank you for your continued work with these, I've only just recently sat down to watch Kung Pow for the first time after years of references from friends and internet strangers alike so I'm glad to be witness to this wild ride of a meme renaissance you're taking us all on.
Man I love these Kung Pow/ Elder Scrolls crossover vids! Kung Pow is one of my favorite movies ever, so I'm glad to see it getting some love and attention. X3 The handprint at the end made it so perfect!
Hahaha idk if anyone noticed how the animation at skyrim where they're shaking around is a reference to how you see them somehow wobbling around their chairs
I'm a simple man, I see kung pow I leave my like, I see elder scrolls I leave my like. Now I see both. I'm also a man of special needs. Prepare the long rubber rubber glove, now you will receive the subscribe of fury
"Every once in a while we get an idiot like this. Master Tang left the back door open and a wild Chosen One got in. He seems rather confused as to whether it is a Chosen One or a common Gopher, but in either case, they wanted to beat him. We need you to go and kick his butt. Your standard fee is One Pound of Nuts. Want to take it Wimp-Lo?"
Kung Pow and Skyrim are probably 2 of the best things from my childhood. I love how the memes with these two things flow so well. Please try to work the dog into something next
In my youth, many an evening did I spend loaded on hallucinogens watching Kung Pow front to back, every night, multiple times in a row. This is concoction is ascendant and defines much of my young adulthood.
i can't decide what i like most. the long winded "I don't know" or The Evil Council saying "We Know". Brilliant stuff I am so excited to see these and whatever comes next
Check out Kung Pow! Enter the Fist if you haven't yet. it's the source of these clips and it's a top quality shitpost movie
Kung Pow is an insanely underrated movie.
"My finger points."
That's in the movie.
0:33 Typical desynching voice lines. Thanks Bethesda.
What are you doing here Nurse? Don't you know the video noise will attract Zombeez?
A surprise to see you here but a welcome one
“…let me try that one again…”
Mommy zomboid please bless me
Did you know that you can synch your voice line in project zomboid?
The delay before “I don’t know” was incredible
Kung Pow, enter the fist
@@TaCo0oCaT great movie
synchronization
English dubs in a nutshell
It wasn't a delay. The joke was that they translated such a long sentence into just "I don't know."
Morrowind's quests are basically, you're lost, good.
Confushia say "it is the journey not the destination that is important..." Then again...quest markers are as useful as they are broke and stupid at times.
At least sometimes they have someone write the directions down for you. Too bad the map sucks. It makes it a bit more true-to-life, though. Makes it feel more immersive in a way (despite the immersion-breaking possibility of missing someone you just visibly struck in combat) and more personal.
@@torcheddreadnought899 I’m so glad this quest marker is showing me where my target is. Too bad they’re stuck in a wall, and under the ground.
This other marker keeps telling me to enter this building, but when I go in, it tells me to LEAVE the building.
And this one just shows me to a town, but gives me absolutely no information beyond that.
Nailed it with "My finger points!"
@@4rkain3 clearly, your target is between the doorway.
This dude is out here creating the qualtiest of contents every day.
He has an eye for the 💎's. 💕 👍
And he is being supported so its not underrated
Qualitiest is now my favorite word
Outta nowhere too!
Lol "qualtiest", I love it. I know it's not a word, but it should be.
The way he slams the letter on the table followed by the "Oh man..." is perfection
🤣😂 at this very moment, he is rotting out In the field like a papayas while we are in here, cozy & living the good life
What a weird resurgence. I've always loved this movie, but I never really thought about its meme potential.
What movie is it?
@@claytonkickflip7595 If I rememeber right It's kung pow enter the fist.
@@claytonkickflip7595 Kung Pow. I may be alone in this but I put this up there with the Monty Python films.
Kung Pow is one of the funniest and most underrated comedy movies ever.
@@PrenumbraX that's high praise and honestly spot-on. life of brian and kung pow have the exact same energy, they're just spoofing different things
King Pow is the gift that keeps on giving
Ah yes, the movie where Steve Odenkirk digitally inserts himself into a movie about an Amish bowling prodigy. A classic.
Kung
The famous ruler of the KABLAM Valley
I need him to do a skyrim scene where he spares parthurnaax and its the one where the chosen one goes "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new word for killing, like badwrong or badong."
Great minds think alike 😆 I'm just getting up to that part of the story.
well, your wish has been fulfilled
Yes! Killing is badong!
From this point, I will stand for the opposit of killing! Gnodab!
Isn't that the voice of the emperor power for Imperials? To use your _voice_ to calm enemies?
It technically counts as a shout since, iirc, a certain pickle used a shout which bound the Akaviri invaders in allegiance to them, which became the first of the Blades.
There should be a mod that adds a 2-word shout for Imperials that calms all nearby enemies: BA-DONG!!!
(Inside Thalmor HQ)
"It is so evil! It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good! I think it's great, because it's so bad!"
It's Evil. It's Diabolical! It's... Lemon Scented! This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
And when you sneak in: ca-caw! I'm just a birdie too!
@@mastery7901 That's how Snake should lure guards.
"Mmmm yes, the tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net and it's tiny"
Long live master Betty!
I'm thrilled about the surging popularity of kung pow, and specially on TES memes.
The last one is me, but with Meridia's Beacon.
I was thinking the same thing
*A NEW HAND HAS TOU-*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - rofl
This meme is so special: it's takes the meme magic from Skyrim and mixes it with the meme magic from Kung Pow. This is alchemy.
As great as these videos are, I think my favorite part is seeing just how many people have fond memories of Kung Pow. It's so underrated.
I like how the Oblivion dialogue plays so long after the mouth has been moving.
dudes just about uploaded the whole damn movie through skyrim meme format
The fact you even kept the pillar showing through his hair like in the original film... That's some serious detail!!
The solid 6 second of talking that gets dubbed with 1 second of 'i dont know' always kills me
"It's a net and a tttiny" lol Betty's voice is a legend.
"Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities." Ain't that the truth.
"That's a lotta nuts!" and "He just left! With nuts!" better get some use in these one day.
Oh its already been done, check his videos :D
Excellent.
Amazed at how consistently funny these are
I love this movie. Its amazing. For anyone who doesn't know, its called "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist".
Would one know where to "view" said movie. I miss it.
@@zubbworksI mean how do you want to watch it. Do you want to rent or 🏴☠️
@@sclarinet9088 Somehow or other I have this on the computer already.
Don't remember where it came from, it's just there. Thanks for the concern.
I feel like you're making Kung Pow more popular than it was when it came out lol. Thank you for bringing happiness to my life again
"Nipples" and "Ass I'll kick it" as Morrowind conversation starters is an incredible touch. I ADORE Kung Pow and the effort you put into these!
Thank you 😊
What do you get when you cross a Daedra with a bungie cord? ......................................................... My ass
I'm loving these Kung Pow/Elder Scrolls crossovers.
The attention to detail is impeccable, especially 0:33 which demonstrates usage of the "Elys Universal Silent Voice" OBSE mod
This is the quality content I come to the internet to see.
These just keep getting better and better 😂
I never knew how hilarious the protagonist being Wimp Lo was until now
*MASTER BETTY:* _...Nnnnyaaha!_
_Nnnnnyaahahaaa Nnnnyaaha!_
_...Nnnnnyaahahaaa ...ENOUGH!!!_
Ending was beautiful
Damn. Those Akaviri quest sure are crazy.
Master Pain, what an honor it is having you beating random people in our town.
i love the fact kung pow can accurately capture player experiences from the elder scrolls games lmao
I love how betty looks to be reaching for a kabab for just an awkwardly long amount of time
They just keep getting better and better hahahahaha I love it!
even without voice acting i can hear Ling's WeeeWooo
"My finger points" one of the greatest lines in cinema.
Mmmmm now that’s a steaming quality of meme
My compliments to the poster
"Aw man, this is all I need..."
I've never related so hard XD
Joining Skyrim Dark Brotherhood: "That's bad... That's wrong... Bad-ong."
Just the WEEEWOOO! in the top of the Morrowind dialogue windows was enough to choke on laughter.
it's amazing how many clips from just Kung Pow you can use for these and nail it accurately every single time
That part from 0:33-0:39 was actually how a typical Oblivion conversation goes.
This movie is a meme goldmine
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️"I don't know!"🗣️🗣️
mister Two Pence I just want to thank you for your continued work with these, I've only just recently sat down to watch Kung Pow for the first time after years of references from friends and internet strangers alike so I'm glad to be witness to this wild ride of a meme renaissance you're taking us all on.
*mouth moves for 2 minutes*
Mouth: *"I don't know"*
This is absolutely the best thing to watch on new years
"Hm my finger point"
It sure does buddy, it sure does
Man I love these Kung Pow/ Elder Scrolls crossover vids! Kung Pow is one of my favorite movies ever, so I'm glad to see it getting some love and attention. X3
The handprint at the end made it so perfect!
Hahaha idk if anyone noticed how the animation at skyrim where they're shaking around is a reference to how you see them somehow wobbling around their chairs
in All Fun Seriousness Whoever Dubs This Masterpiece deserves A Medal And Raise
This video is like a virtual medication for curing my depression episodes. I thank you for posting such quality content.
the shittyness of the automatic greenscreening in the tiny net scene adds to its authenticity and endears me to it
The reaction to the brotherhood letter was absolutely perfect
busting my lungs with this quality of content
It's always a treat when you upload
The pace you make these is staggering. Don't burn yourself!
Oh god. Kung Pow is one of my favorite movies ever. This is just awesome! Also, Betty is so ahead of his time that he is in Skyrim gameplay.
As a huge fan of terribly dubbed kung-fu movies and a bloodbrother in the Cult of Todd, thank you so much for this.
_The courier, reporting to the Dark Bettyhood:_
"Yes, he's going to sleep... WITH NUTS."
Morrowind quests: oh I hope I don't forget what I'm doing and can't find where I'm supposed to go after a single day
An, I really gotta watch Kung Pow again.
You're not alone. I rewatched it the other night after watching one of these. Highly entertaining.
I'm a simple man, I see kung pow I leave my like, I see elder scrolls I leave my like. Now I see both.
I'm also a man of special needs. Prepare the long rubber rubber glove, now you will receive the subscribe of fury
More quality memes like this please XD
"Every once in a while we get an idiot like this. Master Tang left the back door open and a wild Chosen One got in. He seems rather confused as to whether it is a Chosen One or a common Gopher, but in either case, they wanted to beat him. We need you to go and kick his butt. Your standard fee is One Pound of Nuts. Want to take it Wimp-Lo?"
The original kung fu movie really made it into all genres.considering kung pow and now oblivion and skyrim
He's going to make Kung Pow even more popular than ever with these memes. xD
Just like when I first played in 2012, and in 2014, and in 2017, and 2020 and 2021
LOL at that finish. That was meme perfection
Thank you for giving light to one of the funniest movies of our generation
Oh my god, this is one of your best ones yet
So glad I subscribed.
lol dammit, I've had to watch Kung-pow like 8 times since you've started making these
Keep going man this is our unofficial sequel
You’re very good at this. Masterfully done
I dont get half these videos and I love it.
patiently waiting for "THATS A LOT OF NUTS! :)"
I got u fam ua-cam.com/video/0-KCmKUGXmU/v-deo.html
@@MyTwoPence lmfao you absolute legend
I get MST3K vibes from the voiceovers LOL
The framing choices for your memes are immaculate. 👌
That's a nice touch, the Dark Brotherhood XD
This movie should see a resurgence. It's kino for memes basically every scene.
0:58, epic laughs ngehehe ngeh ngeh lmao
I love how these are morrowind vs skyrim but oblivion is always included
Kung Pow and Skyrim are probably 2 of the best things from my childhood. I love how the memes with these two things flow so well. Please try to work the dog into something next
Dude that was flawless integration hahaha
I love Kung Pow. People focus on a few cringy parts but it's mostly hilarious and underrated af. Love the mashup!
I knew it was gonna be the "we know" letter lol
at this point what i truly want is a whole game thats just the kung pow equivalent of elder scrolls
Literally the only time when Oblivion is (relativly) normal.
In my youth, many an evening did I spend loaded on hallucinogens watching Kung Pow front to back, every night, multiple times in a row. This is concoction is ascendant and defines much of my young adulthood.
Your on a roll with these Kung Pow ES vids ❤❤❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍👍👍👍
This is pure gold
I just watched this movie, 10/10 certified meme classic
That oblivion one with that scene 😭😂😂 I nearly died
I look forward to these everyday