QUAGMIRE'S DIRTIEST JOKES in Family Guy!

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  • @legohunter1020
    @legohunter1020 3 роки тому +526

    14:18
    Quagmire lost his thang due to a shark attack and since he couldn't find any donors, at the end of the episode, his father who had a sex change seasons ago decided to give Quagmire his thang which he decided to save. I don't know why he held onto it but Quagmire is back in business because of it.

    • @DonEBrooke32
      @DonEBrooke32 3 роки тому +19

      honestly, whenever i tried posting this explanation, using the eggplant emoji, it would get deleted for some reason.

    • @legohunter1020
      @legohunter1020 3 роки тому +12

      @@DonEBrooke32 try using ✍️, 🌡️,🐛,🥕,🥒,🥖or 🌭

    • @DonEBrooke32
      @DonEBrooke32 3 роки тому +14

      @@legohunter1020 emojis 4 thru 7, yeah. but seriously, #1 is a pretty small metaphor.

    • @legohunter1020
      @legohunter1020 3 роки тому +4

      @@DonEBrooke32 That can either be a description for a handy or telling people what you think their size is.

    • @RightSideRising
      @RightSideRising 3 роки тому +3

      @@legohunter1020 bruh that my size wym. Anything bigger than that is too big

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 3 роки тому +427

    10:40 Never thought I’d end up watching a video where two guys try to puzzle out women’s urethras. Honestly, I don’t think he failed anatomy, anatomy probably failed him.

    • @kylet7245
      @kylet7245 3 роки тому +9

      You beat me too it, LOL

    • @icarus_falling
      @icarus_falling 3 роки тому +11

      so thats whats behind lasses knees

    • @thomasharrington1477
      @thomasharrington1477 2 роки тому

      a urethras basically as I call it "the piss hole"?

    • @thevoidschool
      @thevoidschool 2 роки тому +10

      ok, but he got it right... it is a different hole...

    • @zelphx
      @zelphx 2 роки тому +4

      You have to admit, it's in an unfortunate location.

  • @rileypadilla7754
    @rileypadilla7754 2 роки тому +230

    When he said, "Chris got rammed", the realization and shock on his face is hilarious 😂

  • @josephbreeden4912
    @josephbreeden4912 3 роки тому +553

    14:54 his dad gave him his after a shark bit Quagmire's off, it looked like a smashed tomato afterwards (Cleveland's words)

  • @VincoVenator
    @VincoVenator 2 роки тому +69

    You might have missed a joke at 43:14 there are episodes where they describe Meg as having a weird use for hotdogs, when she walks in he asks if she wants the expired hot dogs which is based on that and suggests she buys them regularly.

  • @supersonic9495
    @supersonic9495 3 роки тому +1526

    I wouldn't be surprised Quagmire is somebody's role model right now.

  • @ManImTheVoid
    @ManImTheVoid 3 роки тому +147

    Quagmire and Peter Griffin are the characters I most enjoy in pain for some reason.

    • @evenchang7949
      @evenchang7949 3 роки тому +10

      Registered sex offenders 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaydenblyden1703
      @jaydenblyden1703 3 місяці тому

      If it's for the reason I think it is, Brian should be on that list.

  • @ladyloki10035
    @ladyloki10035 3 роки тому +128

    "I'm in bed with a 3 & extra light isn't her friend." I nearly choked on my water behind that!! 😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Crowcryptidhunter
      @Crowcryptidhunter 3 роки тому +3

      Um....hate to ask but what is the meaning of three?

    • @ladyloki10035
      @ladyloki10035 3 роки тому +3

      @@Crowcryptidhunter that was Quagmire's rating of the girl he was banging at the time..😂🤭

    • @komakosemenobitchi7874
      @komakosemenobitchi7874 3 роки тому +14

      @@Crowcryptidhunter
      To put it in better terms.
      Men rate women on a 1-10 scale.
      1 being ugly 10 being beautiful.
      So a 3 wouldn't be omg get away from me ugly but the type that will sit alone at lunch and only be asked to prom out of pity.

    • @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267
      @WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot3267 2 роки тому +2

      @@Crowcryptidhunter Universal hotness scale, 1-10, she is a 3 on that scale.

    • @Tumbling_Wolf
      @Tumbling_Wolf 2 роки тому +1

      @@komakosemenobitchi7874 I always thought it mean that she was underaged

  • @vovindequasahi
    @vovindequasahi 3 роки тому +119

    Hey guys, I don't think you need to worry about copyright on these compilations. The Family Guy creators know well about them and just love the fact that you guys are watching them.

    • @starryy_nightz
      @starryy_nightz 2 роки тому +3

      UA-cam might not tho

    • @vovindequasahi
      @vovindequasahi 2 роки тому

      @@starryy_nightz I've seen tons of reactions to these Family Guy (and South Park as well) compilations and none of them have been taken down.

    • @starryy_nightz
      @starryy_nightz 2 роки тому

      @@vovindequasahi some do tho

    • @x5ilco
      @x5ilco Рік тому +1

      @@vovindequasahi smaller channel with not much recognition or awareness can get striked, but they do this so they dont get REUSED content in their videos, still making money

    • @vovindequasahi
      @vovindequasahi Рік тому

      @@x5ilco No way. Not the people of Family Guy or South Park.

  • @albertolozano1502
    @albertolozano1502 3 роки тому +151

    Bruh that scene where quagmire pees from this dads junk from a shark attack accident was funny.

  • @yusifudo46
    @yusifudo46 3 роки тому +41

    11:40. Peter and Brian time traveled to the past as teens because Peter wanted to do something other than be at the dance with Lois and it messed the relationship up completely.

  • @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81
    @briangriffinfamilyguyfan81 3 роки тому +293

    Quagmire is for real one of the best Family Guy characters out there

  • @kingfissh6321
    @kingfissh6321 3 роки тому +81

    00:10 this bromance getting heated

  • @tempestuous2468
    @tempestuous2468 3 роки тому +21

    2:28 six Apple TV remotes taped together? What the HELL were you doing? 😂

  • @BlackRose.cpp1
    @BlackRose.cpp1 3 роки тому +877

    I feel like most of us just love Aaron's laugh

    • @littleshadow2707
      @littleshadow2707 3 роки тому +20

      🤔🤔Let's all be honest... Yes 😂😂

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 3 роки тому +22

      Both their laughs are contagious. They be pulling out some funny shit outta nowhere sometimes. I love these dudes 😭😂😂

    • @MaggieBeaver
      @MaggieBeaver 3 роки тому +2

      I loved it to

    • @Gunda-ot3yj
      @Gunda-ot3yj 3 роки тому +5

      Srry Mikey but we like Aaron's laugh

    • @littleshadow2707
      @littleshadow2707 3 роки тому +5

      To be more honest, they both have two different personalities which make them laugh at different things, but, as I said before, big Aaron takes it all with his laugh 😂

  • @SteveWoo-vj1ww
    @SteveWoo-vj1ww 3 роки тому +55

    26:04 That bit will always get me.

  • @KoolGunD820
    @KoolGunD820 3 роки тому +73

    *Nah when he pulled up with nut in the cup for meg that had me rollin lmao😂*

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 3 роки тому +1

      What point
      Was that at

    • @malachipenalver8436
      @malachipenalver8436 2 роки тому +1

      I knew it was nut but the nutmeg part didn't noticed till I saw this comment

  • @AndriaaKaynee2x__
    @AndriaaKaynee2x__ 3 роки тому +135

    Aaron, we do pee from a separate hole lmaooooo Mikey right. But dont trip cus quite a few women dont know that either lmaooooo

    • @wmc2.038
      @wmc2.038 Рік тому

      Ur sexy

    • @christianlenik5307
      @christianlenik5307 Рік тому

      No, women DONT Piss from the Ass

    • @SS_Hans
      @SS_Hans Рік тому +2

      What kind of black sh-

    • @Ic_neko
      @Ic_neko Рік тому +2

      What color is it🙏😁

    • @jessemilstead810
      @jessemilstead810 Рік тому

      How women don’t understand that her cream/cum/squirt comes outta the area that gets stretched idefk. Or how she thinks she can make herself squirt but whole time shes pissin. Just happens to be around the moment that she reaching climax

  • @legohunter1020
    @legohunter1020 3 роки тому +49

    9:16
    FYI, Quagmire is voiced by Seth MacFarlane and the woman there is being voiced by Seth MacFarlanes sister, Rachel.
    There's that image in your mind.

    • @shockercody999
      @shockercody999 3 роки тому +8

      It surprises me that his sister voices half the women that quagmire sleeps with. Its very very weird.

    • @jameshunt9208
      @jameshunt9208 2 роки тому +3

      Sweet Home Alabama

  • @HunterEQGtribute
    @HunterEQGtribute 3 роки тому +18

    Meg making that face when she was having "her little mermaid moana" both freaks me out when she switched her face to that and makes me die of laughter because can anyone imagine that actually happening to someone out of pleasure. I mean since it’s a comedy and a cartoon it makes me laugh my "Pinocchio jackass" off. 🤣😂

  • @brandynmccoy6408
    @brandynmccoy6408 3 роки тому +58

    i hardly watch family guy so i miss alot of these jokes so im glad they made this video i havent laughed this hard in awhile

    • @MrSlypooch
      @MrSlypooch 3 роки тому +4

      Adam west (the mayor) was the original batman

  • @smxygoat
    @smxygoat 3 роки тому +49

    39:09 ive watched them react to this like 4 times and they finally got it 😂😂😂😂

  • @_Shinks_
    @_Shinks_ 3 роки тому +17

    "One cave but a fork in the road" lmao im weak 😂😂😂😂

  • @theycallmejodamo
    @theycallmejodamo 3 роки тому +33

    Him explaining bears has me dead 😂😂

  • @kimmikat4205
    @kimmikat4205 3 роки тому +115

    how much aaron make me laugh with his loudmouth, mikey is still the star the channel.

    • @icemanauz
      @icemanauz 3 роки тому +6

      I can't tell they all look the same to me jk

    • @user-nb4vg1ub4j
      @user-nb4vg1ub4j 3 роки тому +2

      @@icemanauz Damn😂

    • @icemanauz
      @icemanauz 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-nb4vg1ub4j ooga booga

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +1

      @@rodneyramos2433 it’s kinda a family guy racism.
      It was only meant to make us laugh. Please don’t take it seriously.

    • @AkumaMobian8703
      @AkumaMobian8703 2 роки тому

      @@icemanauz fax

  • @daviddemastus9489
    @daviddemastus9489 3 роки тому +32

    This has to be the most clever and funniest show ever.

  • @realityandbeyond.6428
    @realityandbeyond.6428 3 роки тому +26

    43:19 SHOCK MOOD UNLOCKED 🤣😂

  • @MetalSonicMovieVersion
    @MetalSonicMovieVersion Рік тому +10

    50:30 Mikey's laugh here be soundin' like The Joker mixed with Dr. Eggman.

  • @Son.D.Lollipop
    @Son.D.Lollipop 3 роки тому +21

    Remember in that episode where Bonnie finally gives birth quagmire says that because at that time she had literally been pregnant for 18 years on the shown

  • @MysticTheUnicorn
    @MysticTheUnicorn 2 роки тому +10

    Internet City: “how many kids does Quagmire have?”
    Family Guy directors: *yes*

  • @chillwill2918
    @chillwill2918 3 роки тому +11

    Glenn. Also Aaron's realization of what was happening to Chris was priceless.

  • @mauricerichardson4976
    @mauricerichardson4976 3 роки тому +16

    8:43 That was the perfect Pee Wee Herman expression Lol.

  • @christiangonzalez8210
    @christiangonzalez8210 3 роки тому +11

    Imma stay and watch the hour cuz yall funny af

  • @ColaKing64
    @ColaKing64 3 роки тому +12

    10:39 “You failed anatomy” 😆😆

  • @gringgles2633
    @gringgles2633 3 роки тому +14

    a quagmire is a fowl mucky ground found in swamps and functions similarly to quicksand

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 3 роки тому +23

    Bruh I was just thinking Abt when Mikey and Aaron were gonna post some Family Guy content

  • @coolguyyy9071
    @coolguyyy9071 3 роки тому +9

    2 videos?! You guys rock!!

  • @theblip4748
    @theblip4748 3 роки тому +16

    Quagmire lost his package so his dad gave him his a a gift

  • @The_Inventor561
    @The_Inventor561 Рік тому +8

    The voice of Quagmire is Seth McFarland, he’s also the voice of Peter, Brian, Stewie & so many more!!

  • @MrPyroflames
    @MrPyroflames 3 роки тому +14

    Quagmire, Peter, Stewie, Brian and other characters are all voiced by Seth Macfarlene. He is also the creator, writer and producer of the show!!!

  • @traymckinney6872
    @traymckinney6872 3 роки тому +5

    Ur my favorite youtubers of all time keep doing yall bc yall r awesome dont ever change

  • @alvinarchie31
    @alvinarchie31 3 роки тому +10

    14:28 QUAGMIRE LOST HIS WANG SO HIS DAD GAVE HIM HIS

  • @thebarkingbee1140
    @thebarkingbee1140 3 роки тому +12

    "You failed anatomy" 😂😂😂

  • @SepiaSniper
    @SepiaSniper Рік тому +12

    10:39 had me flying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SkapeSad
    @SkapeSad 3 роки тому +23

    LMAO I REMEMBER SEEING THE "The hell is CPR" EPISODE WHEN I WAS 12 AND LAUGHING

  • @abridgedjaden5779
    @abridgedjaden5779 3 роки тому +16

    I can’t breathe this is hilarious

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 3 роки тому +7

    15:00 Quagmire got his area bitten off by a shark, and his father gave him his former area for surgery. It’s disgusting

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 роки тому +11

    Also the Roofies Meg got were used on Chris

  • @jetplayer77
    @jetplayer77 3 роки тому +49

    Yes Aaron there are 4 holes on a woman and no pee and the baby does not come out the same hole, Mike didn't fail his class lol

    • @AndriaaKaynee2x__
      @AndriaaKaynee2x__ 3 роки тому +9

      Aaron the one who failed lmaooooo

    • @larrychilders6599
      @larrychilders6599 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes girls have 4 mouths

    • @hunterpro_1
      @hunterpro_1 3 роки тому +6

      Also for those who don't know, in most reptiles birds and fish, poop, pee and life come out of the same hole.

    • @Mysterious.phanto
      @Mysterious.phanto 3 роки тому +1

      Baby’s come out of the hole that women pee from that’s a fact you can look it up

    • @jetplayer77
      @jetplayer77 3 роки тому +11

      @@Mysterious.phanto please tell me you are joking, it is not the same hole its a different hole, also ask any woman!

  • @psistis80
    @psistis80 3 роки тому +13

    20:04
    Am I the only one who thinks that the bees formed a Nintendo Switch pro controller on Quagmire's privates?

  • @rustyshackleford2633
    @rustyshackleford2633 3 роки тому +19

    You actually tried to figure out the fourth hole?! I expect this from Mickey but Aaron? Come on bruh 😂😂😂

    • @fredsleg2131
      @fredsleg2131 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair, the human body has at least 7 through holes.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 роки тому

      @@fredsleg2131 wait ._____.

    • @AndriaaKaynee2x__
      @AndriaaKaynee2x__ 3 роки тому +1

      @@fredsleg2131 and women have eight lmaoooo

    • @AndriaaKaynee2x__
      @AndriaaKaynee2x__ 3 роки тому

      @@fredsleg2131 its the "at least" for me lmaoooooooo

    • @psistis80
      @psistis80 3 роки тому +1

      Men too have 8 holes. You forgot the pee hole.

  • @drakeware655
    @drakeware655 3 роки тому +6

    "I THOUGHT WE SAW ALL THEM!!"
    Haha, you thought!

  • @Ausscratchie
    @Ausscratchie 3 роки тому +24

    You guys need to watch brickleberry & drawn together & do a reaction video.

  • @Elitesolider1023
    @Elitesolider1023 3 роки тому +5

    Aaron's reaction to once you go black you go deaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @noahhajek1386
    @noahhajek1386 3 роки тому +8

    I just got that painted on hole reference. Family guy is just genius🤣

  • @xmen1130
    @xmen1130 3 роки тому +9

    U guys are awesome and funny . Love and support

  • @dapper956
    @dapper956 3 роки тому +8

    My power went out as I was watching this

  • @Sith_Master
    @Sith_Master 3 роки тому +4

    What it do guys, I've been watching for a little, like a month or so, but I like these comps yall do. Help catch up on one's I missed.

  • @sanicthehedgehog6346
    @sanicthehedgehog6346 3 роки тому +17

    50:00 lol best part we need more people actually doing that lol

  • @piipiipoopoo520
    @piipiipoopoo520 11 місяців тому +2

    You guys are so funny and seems really nice. You guys are the perfect dudes to be friend whit. Keep doing this. Y’all rock🤟🏻😂

  • @annalisehamto2811
    @annalisehamto2811 3 роки тому +7

    I JUST NOTICED QUAGMIRE GETTING TAKEN BY ALIENS WAS A SOUTH PARK REFERENCE!

  • @JowaydenPietersen-ny9no
    @JowaydenPietersen-ny9no 6 місяців тому +1

    Mikey's reaction to Quagmire talking about the hot homeless twins under the overpass got me😂😂😂

  • @Jonkin715
    @Jonkin715 3 роки тому +7

    You guys needs to do some South Park reacts!

  • @KimaniStallings
    @KimaniStallings Рік тому +2

    “I feel like my cervix hurts.” “I feel pride! 😁” 12:57 🤣🤣

  • @williamcortelyou9072
    @williamcortelyou9072 2 роки тому +3

    Lmfao. Best part is them trying to rationalize the 4th hole. Guys, you just gatta believe!!

  • @airlinefoodiswack4116
    @airlinefoodiswack4116 3 роки тому +3

    35:07 (probably): "That's a good laugh," while we couldn't hear anything

  • @fu53y33
    @fu53y33 3 роки тому +4

    so to explain the one scene where quagmire is screaming and cleveland commenting what he said. Quagmire lost his junk to a shark and got it replaced with his dads

  • @paulturner2094
    @paulturner2094 3 роки тому +4

    The voice Seth McFarland hasn’t changed does the voice for many of the characters

  • @afterlight1987
    @afterlight1987 3 роки тому +5

    Don't pay it back pay it forward 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thegaminghawk5092
    @thegaminghawk5092 3 роки тому +11

    Y’all (Mikey and Arron) should totally just watch full episodes of family guy. Like keep doing reaction videos but this is the equivalent to watching the best moments of the office but never actually watching it.

    • @They_love_R0TT3N
      @They_love_R0TT3N 3 роки тому

      It would probably get copyrighted if they didn’t edit it down to clips so basically what they are doing now

  • @big_jacqq
    @big_jacqq 3 роки тому +6

    GLEN but im finna watch the red of this cuz yall reactions be funny as hell

  • @TVGabeReal
    @TVGabeReal 3 роки тому +5

    Love the videos. #Glenn. But most definitely lmao at the suntan lotion scene 🤣🤣🤣

  • @t.liebel8056
    @t.liebel8056 3 роки тому +6

    At 14:15 peter and Joe and Cleveland and Quagmire when on a boat ride and Quagmire jumped out of the boat to swim in the water a shark attack him and bit took his man hood away so he got surgery to replace his man hood to say it in a none pornography way

  • @davesmith4839
    @davesmith4839 3 роки тому +9

    When was that Mayor West thing ever not censored? I watched the episode when it came out, u couldn’t ever see anything

    • @Michelle-DiPalo
      @Michelle-DiPalo 3 роки тому +9

      They probably uncensored it for the DVD's. They also don't bleep out the curses on DVD.

    • @thegaminghawk5092
      @thegaminghawk5092 3 роки тому

      I have watched family like 12 times and I’ve seen the uncensored version of that scene several times but it isn’t on tv it’s on dvd and UA-cam but never on Fox or Adult swim.

  • @bigmac2k159
    @bigmac2k159 3 роки тому +12

    We need more conspiracy theories

  • @vanhattfield8292
    @vanhattfield8292 3 роки тому +6

    I'm not sure that either of these guys have actually seen a real woman naked before after them debate the "4th hole", lol. Love their reactions though. Good stuff! 😂🤣😂

  • @badprogamer977
    @badprogamer977 3 роки тому +7

    Wow 56 minutes full of quagmire dirty jokes? Nice

  • @ActualSideOfRice
    @ActualSideOfRice 3 роки тому +2

    “The manly ones” hdjdkskssj I can’t breathe just say a large gay man it’s okay you’re allowed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer 3 роки тому +3

    56 MINUTES, this is going to be good

  • @jaronerandolph7307
    @jaronerandolph7307 3 роки тому +5

    Damn you guys post fast

  • @Lappers
    @Lappers 3 роки тому +4

    10:13 is the most hilarious weird thing I've seen on youtube

  • @tomtipperskippers2778
    @tomtipperskippers2778 3 роки тому +5

    Bro he’s ROCKIN that shirt

  • @MeanBeanComedy
    @MeanBeanComedy 2 роки тому +3

    I'm glad to hear you guys also call people demons! 😆😆😝

  • @mdpgaming6889
    @mdpgaming6889 3 роки тому +6

    Quagmire dirtiest jokes : an hour long

  • @sentinel_raven4103
    @sentinel_raven4103 3 роки тому +11

    15:10 in the episode he loses his stuff to a shark and then his dad who previously had a sex change kept their *clears throat* stuff in a cooler and gave it to him for a surgery.

  • @thenuclearreactor9334
    @thenuclearreactor9334 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for more family guy

  • @thelichhunter5269
    @thelichhunter5269 3 роки тому +6

    I wish I had confidence like quagmire

  • @BloodyHell999
    @BloodyHell999 9 місяців тому +1

    50:17 About killed me...broke tried not to laugh, but I broke as the laughter started...RIP!!!

  • @big_john0125
    @big_john0125 3 роки тому +4

    Thank y'all for the laughs. Glenn

  • @firewolf_1l20
    @firewolf_1l20 22 дні тому

    No matter how many times i watch this is always gold😂

  • @BumberenzoTheFireTruck
    @BumberenzoTheFireTruck 3 роки тому +3

    37:55 thanks quagmire now we can get in the fire truck!

  • @emmettmillettvr8790
    @emmettmillettvr8790 3 роки тому +2

    I love the rainbow background :P

  • @issatrigg6290
    @issatrigg6290 3 роки тому +3

    I’m sure someone explained already but it was the episode where quagmire got his junk hit off by a shark and replaced it with his dads

  • @alexberry2557
    @alexberry2557 2 роки тому +1

    Best pick up line,” do you have a package for me? Because I have a package for you😉

  • @fancybusinesspigeon3879
    @fancybusinesspigeon3879 3 роки тому +12

    Day 3 of asking y’all to react to Gildedboy’s story series.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +15

    Joke:
    How do you eat a vegetable?
    Well, first you get her out of the wheelchair

  • @juliasable28
    @juliasable28 3 роки тому +3

    OMG!! This duo always the loudest voices ever they did in their reactions & it make me shocked.....Well,At least I like their reactions ...They need to reacts more to Anime compilation & Ghost of japanese myth.

  • @ninja1125011
    @ninja1125011 2 роки тому +1

    16:30 is basically peter being harassed by his boss so he gets quagmire to do it for him.

  • @LEL-Lord
    @LEL-Lord 3 роки тому +8

    Can we see a reaction to "Rappin For Jesus"

  • @jessicamarganski5326
    @jessicamarganski5326 2 роки тому +1

    Yall make my day everytime I watch