Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back (Complete Series)
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2020
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Oney Plays Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back for playstation 1 (ps1/psx)
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I like that Chris' "Stupid N-word" joke is censored so now it sounds even worse than saying n-word verbatim
Good ol' censorship. Making everything worse instead of " safe "
Julian even gave him the ñ pass, we live in truly dark times
El ñ word
-It's 4pm, time for your crash bandicoot compilation
- Yes, (H)oney.
HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF UA-cam AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST UA-camR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye shape
Time zones my dude
That's the first thing that came to mind too.
How many has it been now? I ain't complaining tho
AxxL who are you
Lol (H)oney
i like how, even while sleepy, julian tries to make them save the game
1:51:05 embodies the zeitgeist of the Chris/Ding Dong/Julian era: Julian asks a question about the game, Chris replies something vague and obscure, Julian mishears it and repeats it wrong, Ding Dong corrects him only to stop himself when he realizes he doesn't know what Chris is even talking about. Sums up their personalities on this show very well.
Edit: better now?
"it gets dry and it gets har- *confused chuckle*"
they were on brown pills, you can tell
Mmmmmmm
Poor guy couldn't remember hydrophobic kinetic sand, or magic sand(the product)
that's not what zeitgeist means
For the 9th time Chris has tricked me into watching Crash Bandicoot.
He's the todd howard of let's plays
The man in the Crash suit TRICKED ME AGAIN!
WHOA !
No I didn’t, shut up
And we keep watching it all the way even though we know it's a reupload too
seeing crash walk towards me smiling makes me feel wanted and loved
I want you but don't love you
Woah
39:32 that Chris Griffin cameo
2:02:06 is my favourite moment. Ding Dong’s utter belief of Chris’s joke of that being a secret entrance
I like to imagine Chris and Ding-Dong cartoonishly fighting each other at a casino right as their slot-machine hits the jackpot and starts dumping out extra lives
I've watched this so many times that I've noticed every single part that has been censored. Sad times.
Which parts?
@@barstow_ exactly
Only the first ten minutes
Him calling Cortex an “n word”
Also saying to smell the bird’s pussy.
I mean. The censors are blatantly obvious lol.
Thanks, Susan.
21:45 sounds like the narrator said “Chris, start...”
Holy shit it does sound like Cortex is telling him to start lol
HE KNOWS
2:17:27 Fun fact: after the release of CTR in 1999, Universal realeased a line of tie-in RC cars featuring Crash and Cortex. The toy manufacturer fucked up and made the N on Cortex's forehead silver, and rather than change the paintjobs on all of the toys that had heen produced, a Universal exectutive ordered for the shittiest photoshop job on the box art ro make Cortex's N silver instead of black. From that point on, Cortex's N was changed in all of the subsequent games to be a metal plate instead of the tattoo Naughty Dog intended.
Is it more fucked up for them to hold him down and tattoo an N on his head or for them to hold him down and nail a metal N into his skull?
Eh, i still like the metal N.
is this true? where did you find this
How many times are they going to change the games based off terrible toys
@@macafromthewired I collect Crash merch and found one of those Cortex RC cars for sale. I posted pictures of it to the Crash Bandicoot subreddit and Rob Titus (a Naughty Dog developer from Crash 2 to Jak X) replied with that story.
The series that started my love for oneyplays 😩
Mine too!
Mine was good ol Gee Tee Ayy
It was actually the OG L4D2 playthrough for me, but I've rewatched this seroes a ton.
For me it was the Ouya
it was this and monkey ball for me. these funny boys started my love/hate relationship with crash
2:48:03 julian crying behind chris and ding dong screaming at eachother makes me roll in laughter everytime XD
they're both right though, it's 10 when there's a box at the bottom and top so that crash jumps in between them
Poor Julian lived with a family mid divorce
For those wanting a time stamp, sleepy Julian starts at 1:19:09
Thank you your doing gods work.
Caddicarus has influenced me to binge Crash Bandicoot content in June and I can't think of any better way than to rewatch Oney's shit for the 15th fucking time.
I recognize that art 🤨
His Oddworld vids are top
the ride never ends
I'm doing the same
ok ✅ i’ll i i i just woke her at at it’s ik be safe to say hey 👋 i i’m okoookkooo kooooooooooooooooooooookoooooookoooooooooooooooooooooooookoooooooooooooo oooo ioooooookooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkoooooooooooooooooooookoooooooo
2:48:03 - This entire exchange, I'm dead 🤣
"I'M CRRREASE-OAR-KNEEER!"
"You're gonna die!" - "No, I'm Chris O'Neill." well someone's cocky today
I was having an anxiety attack and I pulled up this playthrough and it calmed me down so fast. Thank you Christopher, Hooolian and Dang Dung
Oof
Shits helped me through hard stuff too, keep your chin up champ
Haha same, lets let random people over the internet know about our problems so we get pity points for it instead of just dealing with it like every human has to.
@@dookiefingers8436 Dude, it’s called a comment section. You’re supposed to talk about the video and how you feel about the video. I was literally saying how much I appreciate OneyPlays for making me feel better, not for brownie points but just as a show of support and how much their videos mean to me.
@@dookiefingers8436 letting people comment on a video about how much the people involved's work mean to them isn't a bad thing
I love how at 2:17:31 they're talking about the N on Cortex's head as if it's either a tattoo or made of metal. DingDong was right as usual as it was tattooed onto his head by the carnies he grew up with when he was but a wee lad and it means "Nerd".
When I was a kid I thought it was a metal plate he bolted to his head, thought it was badass
I love your pfp
My favorite quote from Cortex's wiki page: "At some point, Cortex may have served in the Vietnam War."
This is the greatest Let's Play of all time. The final third just dives into the kind of insanity you only get when Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian are together.
You keep re-uploading it, I’m going to keep watching it. Bet me.
Bet
I'll BEAT ya
It's censored, now.
12 likes.... wanna bet here?
I bet your Aunt Sally that you ain't gonna watch the next Crash Upload
25:59
Chris' dad story
Took me two nights to find.
Can u find the part where he screams im Chris O'Neal!
@@samualwilliamson369 2:47:55
I fucking love this community
2:34:28 UURRNNGGG
Thank you. This is my favorite part of the entire series.
1:19:36 "Whats the dangling butter." (Chris O'Neil)
3 years later this is my go to playthrough when im assembling jigsaw puzzles. Makes great background noise
I laughed way harder at the ~~~OOOOOOHHHH~~~ thing at 2:34:30 than I probably should have lmfao
It's genuinely one of the funniest things ever. Thank you for time stamping this.
He came. He searched up rule34 of crash's sister coco
@@deadlikedisco4726 I think it's the delay in reaction that does it for me. Like there's a solid second before we hear laughter hahaha
@@ScrambledAndBenedict I'm glad it's been almost a year and we're still laughing about this specific noise. It still cracks me up.
I watched this part over and over when it was first uploaded, and I'll watch it over and over in the present day
Am I literally the only one crying laughing from the "bark bark" noise at 3:18:32?
I don’t fuckin know dude
I only cry when I'm frustrated
This moment never fails to make me laugh 😂
It makes me slap my thighs together
How the actual fuck did he make that noise?
3:20:08 is such an underated moment with DingDong yelling MONK! followed by Chris saying it only to realize what he just said and end up laughing
2:34:31
3:42:46
Just timestamping my favorite parts of this series
Those are my favorites, too, lmao
22:50 I love how it’s kinda in sync with the music
Ive been waiting for this my whole life
* *crawls out of cage while squinting cautiously at sunlight* *
1:52:00 Chris' perfect Patrick Star scream
I knew I wasn't going crazy when I saw this. They reuploaded it
It was re-uploaded with censor beeps because the original got demonetized.
@@thisisawsome34253212 except the uncensored is in the description! I prefer this as it has episode 9 in it.
1:00:20 Favorite part of the video, it's so adorable 😭
It's sad that everything has to get censored like crazy, but I guess this is the world we live in.
@Bruce Wayne It's almost like context matters or something.
@@trenchantarchbishop5759 isn't this the thing idubbbz said
Whatever. It is the world we live in if everyone just tacitly accepts it.
@@isidorothepurplesquid6202 yup
Fuck, I got to that part. Knowing it's out is horrible.
Noticing more stuff is censored. Might as well watch the play list.
It's so off putting for me as the cut out parts are so noticeable.
This is deffo their magnum opus. The OG funny trio, top notch editing, great jokes, and super comfy feel
comfy feel is the exact description for this series
2:57:44 Ive honestly left Oney plays on and fallen asleep and I guess hearing the audio affected my dreams and I was friends with them in the dream. XD
Why was Chris’s just literally embodying Crash this whole game. Boi is possessed by The Spirit of Crash Bandicoot lol
Ong man's turned into crash bandicoot himself 😭😭😭
Apparently Chris has said that Crash 2 is his favorite game, so he knows how to embody Cash Banooca very well
Reincarnation
This series is a really interesting piece of performance art that explores how youtube as a corporation destroys and erases more and more of the history of our communities year by year. Most of my favourite jokes are gone now.
Zad 😔
Can you remember which ones have been removed?
dingdong's editing is truly unmatched
This will forever be my favorite series. It's how I found this channel, and it's so awesome to see it finally get its complete series. This was the Golden Age.
Oney, Ding Dong and Julian are just... classic. A real power trio.
Too bad it's censored
@@A_Black_Sheep94 Watch past 10 minutes
Chris really opened up and enjoyed himself with child like whimsy with Ding Dong and Julian. Their comfortability with each other is great! The jokes and resonance just doesn’t stop😮💨😂 definitely a internet gem
"Julian, you need to cahm the f*** down mister."
I hate how they used to cut off poor old Julian and stop him from telling a joke or asking a question😤
Definitely an essential Oneyplays series, and one of my favorites to come back to every now and then
Tiny has finally been returned to us.
Our special boy
Yeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAA
He was missing from the first complete series video wasn’t he?
39:33 anyone else happen to catch that?
woah what the fuck
Me!
@@hedonia3114 ikr so random
@@ilikecurry2345 the family guy references go so far
1:02:53 Every time i hear this part i lose my mind. Its just great.
3:55 wow I didn't even know that Ding Dong started the whole Wow Crash Bandicoot meme
I smile a big brown grin whenever I start this video
1:25:12 oh no it’s the evil man with the n word on his head🤣
I adore watching the crash bandicoot compilations. They obviously love these games and even though I know not much about them I like hearing them talk about them,
3:36 No! UA-cam actually made them censor that? BUT IT WAS ACCURATE!
did he use a hard r
It was literally just "stupid n-word"
Literally that
The link to uncensored is in the description
Didn't chris (or whoever said it in an episode) say youtube is also demonetizing videos that have the bleep sound for censoring? (there was no bleep for 3:36 , it's just silence for that bit) Which is fucking stupid as well.
Yeah, poor Enward...
After watching all of these playthroughs with ding dong and Julian I understand why people miss them
Yeah they were fun, but people only remember when DD would sassily counteract Chris's dumb antics while Julian laughed. Makes people think DD isn't any fun at all
Hey, Jerry. It’s been less than a day since we’ve lost you, but I know this video was your very favorite.
We love you. I love you.
I’ll always watch this for you.
Pour one out for the homie Jerry 🙌🏻
@@honeyvengeance I already did. Jack Daniel’s honey and coke was his favorite!
Is this a meme or did you actually lose someone?
Big up Jerry
Respects
43:16 why did that actually scare me I was so tired I wasn’t ready for that 😅
Watching this is like eating comfort food.
This series has helped me through a lot, keep on making us smile and wonder about our funney little bandicoot
Part 12 goes from 2:18:12 to 2:29:13 for anyone wondering
Im glad DingDong talking about the big C man is not lost forever.
Including the Neverhood ending, which is one of the best jokes they ever did.
This unlocked my most repressed memories of the near neccesities and ol yeller sing alongs
39:33 He he...like that edit.
33:20 the music kicks in at the perfect point after Christian says 'no' to Julian asking if he ever had a gay experience. You can't write this comedy.
Looks like "Stupid N-word" has been censored despite the context...
The context
Welp time to end it all.
I love how the first minute of this series is just them making all sorts of noises.
This was it. Peak Oneyplays.
This is either my first or one of my first games I ever played. That saying, every second is nostalgic and watching these videos brings me back.
2:38:00 Julian's drifting mumble of "oh my god..." Kills me
god i have watched this so many times and it never get bad, fucking love this trio
3:20:07 "woOOAH _MONK!"_ 🐒
2:48:10 that 'I'm not I'm chris o neillllll' shit gets me everytime 😆
This might be the best playthrough ever
Every time Julian says Happy Halloween, take a shot.
There are many bullet holes in my wall now. Thanks
Sleepy Julian is adorable.
I'm a simple man. I see Oneyplays, I click off of whatever I was doing for it.
This was the first playthrough that I watched on OneyPlays. And now I've watched nearly every single of Chris's video. no rgrts
49:48 B O H I J
Hey cool, this one probably has episode 9
what is this mysterious episode 9?
zach m
The first complete series upload they did was missing an episode
Should have had more deditated WAM
I believe it was even the episode with the have a boy bit
@@Vitorio582
That's the channels tagline
I know its years later but Chris nails my opinion on that documentary "Heckler". The movie goes from great to okay critics can be dick to feel sorry for Jamie Kennedy. and at the end he has the whole message about " i dont care what you think" but he clearly does cause he takes up half a documentary about how much he cares
2:15:39 fucking love that noise xD
WOAH ITS HOMER NEO SIMPSONS FROM BARTMAN 2: SKINNERS STRIKES BACK! 10:38
Just so everyone knows, you can find the original uncensored version in the description, unfortunately it does not contain episode 9.
the first oneyplays I ever watched. now I return to the classic once more
pretty sure i’ve watched this at least six times, so about a day of life my has been dedicated to watching people play crash bandicoot
33:31 julian overheated had to release steam
2:18:17 - 2:29:13
Deleted episode 12
1:35:35 for the animated (this game is for monsters)
How appropriate, my favorite oneyplays series being re-uploaded on my birthday.
Happy Birthday, Jackson Nauman.
Happy birthday
What if his name was “Crash Bandipoop”? I think that’d be pretty funny
and everytime he went to the bathroom he go "WOAH!"
And he had a diaper on, and stink trails came out of it. Wouldn't that be hilarious hahahahah
This has the first play through this time! Thank you!
This is the best Crash 2 playthrough on all of UA-cam.
1:00:35, I can't stop fucking laughing
Today's my birthday, thanks for the present 😃
Hey, mine too.
This was the first oneyplays thing I ever watched and I’ve been a fan since
23:42 Isnt the future of video games cool.
The censorship has officially gotten out of control
Ding Ding screaming "uhDOY" in Chris's face as he freaks out is so god-damned funny
Tia and Tamara were in Twitches, they could totally beat Sabrina with their magic
1:14:17 Ding Dong literally channeled Luigi from Mario Party 2. Im spooked.
Back when Luigi boiled down to rootin-tootin' green Mario
I needed this, I'll finally be able to get through work without going insane
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