My Wife Left Me: Medieval Edition

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  • @PongsifuToo
    @PongsifuToo  7 місяців тому +557

    Pavol the original whitepilled bloomer. Nothing gets this guy down.

    • @noob0nator
      @noob0nator 7 місяців тому

      except petards

    • @Arkantrol
      @Arkantrol 7 місяців тому +17

      Wait, didn't your wife leave you in Baldurs gate AND Dragon age already? This is like... Medieval edition, 3. Or 4. I've lost track honestly.

    • @nobodycares743
      @nobodycares743 7 місяців тому

      I thought the implication of Pavol smiling all the time is because he's always white girl wasted

    • @MrToomey94
      @MrToomey94 6 місяців тому +3

      Lmao you make my favorite videos, which probably describes my humor and life decisions

    • @l-e-0-n-a-c-0
      @l-e-0-n-a-c-0 6 місяців тому +5

      Pong should plau fear and hunger

  • @giantzombiechild
    @giantzombiechild 7 місяців тому +629

    JRPG's were clearly missing the great slav sub-genre of "Huge alcoholic loser (In a funny way) gets involved in some bullshit. Hijinks ensue." glad we can finally rectify this.

    • @arjyabirhazra1135
      @arjyabirhazra1135 4 місяці тому +12

      Estonia was a part of USSR, right? So Disco Elysium my be tangentially related to this great genre

  • @sindrebre
    @sindrebre 7 місяців тому +346

    I didn't know they already gave out press copies of Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

    • @randomsleepyness
      @randomsleepyness 7 місяців тому +5

      This comment made me grin.

    • @Kasigil0
      @Kasigil0 6 місяців тому +14

      the guy who made Feldivek works at Warhorse now so in a very pedantic way you're right

    • @ggrasten
      @ggrasten 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Kasigil0 any source for this? Tried to check for myself and couldn't find any info about it

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 7 місяців тому +651

    11:12 It's in Hungarian and it roughly translates to "May a guitar strummed by a crab grow in your belly". No, I'm not kidding.

    • @PalaDave99
      @PalaDave99 7 місяців тому +88

      This isn't even the most creative Hungarian insult

    • @kornelfodor5942
      @kornelfodor5942 7 місяців тому +58

      More like cancer than crab, but I might be wrong!

    • @erikreber3695
      @erikreber3695 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@kornelfodor5942 That would make more sense me thinks. 🤔

    • @miroslavsimlastik3071
      @miroslavsimlastik3071 7 місяців тому +30

      Fun fact: the band behind the soundtrack is called Marcel Gidote's Holy Crab, so this could also be a little homage to them

    • @twyx6928
      @twyx6928 7 місяців тому +8

      @@kornelfodor5942 Yeah, that probably is the bojler-certified translation in this context.

  • @LightStormy
    @LightStormy 7 місяців тому +225

    Adam the average chad just shooting the enemies to death in a medieval setting

    • @getfreur2458
      @getfreur2458 7 місяців тому +42

      I cast gun, prepare to meet god. - Adam

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@getfreur2458Nice reffrence
      -Chuckles the clown

  • @ladnie9454
    @ladnie9454 7 місяців тому +153

    Shoutout to Czech-Slovak period pieces that are so specific in their details that playing them is a history class. Gotta be one of my favorite genres.

    • @wel.ington
      @wel.ington 7 місяців тому +12

      This one is from a Slovak student 😊

    • @ladnie9454
      @ladnie9454 7 місяців тому +7

      @@wel.ington Yes; you are right. That’s something I discovered like twenty minutes after making this comment.

    • @GrandLizard900
      @GrandLizard900 6 місяців тому +2

      Kingdom come deliverance

  • @Blythe80
    @Blythe80 7 місяців тому +222

    Pavol reminds me a lot of my dad, drunk and picking fights while his woman leaves him

    • @seekerhunts
      @seekerhunts 7 місяців тому +17

      But does he have a hot air balloon?

    • @Blythe80
      @Blythe80 7 місяців тому +16

      @@seekerhunts unfortunately not

    • @beepboop686
      @beepboop686 7 місяців тому +22

      @@Blythe80 maybe that was the problem?

  • @voros-adam
    @voros-adam 7 місяців тому +207

    Jozef translations:
    11:06 - "May a guitar grow in your stomach and cancer strum it!" "Idiot!"
    11:30 - "My God..."
    12:43 - "Fuck it with a wheelbarrow of little monkeys!"

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 6 місяців тому +12

      The last one is a favourite. The 'little' just elevates it.

  • @sportyeight7769
    @sportyeight7769 7 місяців тому +141

    11:51 This man is so unbother by this monster. He just toss his helmet to is face like you would toss a paper ball at your sibling.

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 6 місяців тому +13

      He’s fought the turks, nothing phases him.

  • @indydriver80
    @indydriver80 7 місяців тому +194

    Back when you could unwind from murder and loosing your wife with a game of chess.

  • @tankman9000
    @tankman9000 7 місяців тому +185

    duck uploads. watch the duck. love the duck

  • @farolanramadhani7218
    @farolanramadhani7218 7 місяців тому +258

    This game is just an average life of a Slovakian.

  • @creamynutella
    @creamynutella 7 місяців тому +52

    Most people will not understand how funny it is that he used Hide Your Pain Harold in the thumbnail.

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 6 місяців тому +1

      Had to double check, I thought he was greek

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 7 місяців тому +84

    I have no idea wtf is even going on in this game, but somehow it reminds me of Disco Elysium, if only because of the constantly smiling protagonist...

    • @radianceakatheradiantmeepl1004
      @radianceakatheradiantmeepl1004 7 місяців тому +12

      Nah I’m thinking Drakengard because of that fucking Grin.

    • @missrebel634
      @missrebel634 6 місяців тому +1

      Hylics yall

    • @sharpen193
      @sharpen193 6 місяців тому +2

      its a painful smile for sure

    • @maboilaurence8227
      @maboilaurence8227 4 місяці тому +7

      >Alcoholic
      >Left by the woman he loved
      >Has a smart, level-headed sidekick
      >Is sidetracked by stuff bigger than his own issues
      > *T H E E X P R E S S I O N*

    • @Wanderer_bun
      @Wanderer_bun 27 днів тому

      ​@maboilaurence8227 Glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

  • @Soapylemonlad845
    @Soapylemonlad845 7 місяців тому +65

    This game is fucking great, you should all play it, you will relate greatly to the protagonist.

    • @BR0984
      @BR0984 7 місяців тому +17

      I have no wife, thus I find it hard to believe I'll relate

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 7 місяців тому

      Drunk, cucked and stabbed?

    • @Raffinari
      @Raffinari 6 місяців тому +6

      i am sadly not an alcoholic

    • @farsalor2627
      @farsalor2627 6 місяців тому +1

      lost my wife she left me, I relate

    • @garretthberne3035
      @garretthberne3035 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Raffinari your loss, honestly.

  • @amirmasoudashrafi1592
    @amirmasoudashrafi1592 7 місяців тому +110

    Family member leaving/going missing.
    Man lost in a town cunfused.
    Sounds like this other game you could play.

  • @lordadorable1140
    @lordadorable1140 7 місяців тому +14

    22:30 god bless black powder

  • @SedatedandRestrained
    @SedatedandRestrained 5 місяців тому +12

    19:22 "You know what beats karate? A gun." ~ Adam, probably

  • @ID-unavailable
    @ID-unavailable 5 місяців тому +6

    Ah I see this game has the lord of the frenzied flame in it

  • @ocides
    @ocides 7 місяців тому +21

    Ok pong her me out! Your sense of humor and fear & hunger.
    That's all that i ask for...
    a masterpiece

    • @frikicomputerwizard2237
      @frikicomputerwizard2237 7 місяців тому

      Yeeezzz it's gonna be a blast

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah fear & hunger is cringe now

    • @ocides
      @ocides 7 місяців тому +4

      @@KABLAMMATS that is your opinion bro. What matters is pong playing it

    • @BR0984
      @BR0984 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KABLAMMATSwhat happened?

    • @balasubramanianb2308
      @balasubramanianb2308 6 місяців тому +3

      @@KABLAMMATS L take, keep opinion with yourself next time.

  • @itnotmeitu3896
    @itnotmeitu3896 7 місяців тому +8

    Ah yes, the famous “hustler plunderer” from the Hussite wars.

  • @Paratroopersteark
    @Paratroopersteark 6 місяців тому +11

    "pocket jew" gotta be tue one line of the year

  • @Shadowwall
    @Shadowwall 7 місяців тому +10

    Protag smiling like the Fire Punch protag

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 4 місяці тому +1

      I think it's more like Disco Elysium's protag "the Grimace". I.e. dude trained that shit-eater grin to "woo the ladies" and now it just doesn't come off from his face.

  • @wyate2295
    @wyate2295 7 місяців тому +9

    I love how the references are always topical. Cracks me the hell up

  • @lydokayne9628
    @lydokayne9628 7 місяців тому +16

    19:20 Adam is about that life 😂

  • @pratypulse
    @pratypulse 5 місяців тому +3

    Ayyyy the drunk giant survived the fall!

  • @SpoogieDerpington
    @SpoogieDerpington 7 місяців тому +19

    11:12 it means: May a guitar grow in your stomach and the cancer strum it

  • @wyvernsimpermanence
    @wyvernsimpermanence 7 місяців тому +8

    Ay yo! Game is wild! Thanks for the video. Hoping for some more co-op with Jackson : P

  • @Danglepeen
    @Danglepeen 7 місяців тому +4

    I love when you play games you find that you enjoy not some shit you think we want to see that you hate.

  • @juanignacioblengino1411
    @juanignacioblengino1411 7 місяців тому +20

    You playing darkest dungeon would be hilarious

  • @TidisSE3
    @TidisSE3 7 місяців тому +78

    "you like this? Isn't this cool? It's made by a Jew:"
    ...
    "I had in my pocket"
    ...
    "pocket Jew"

  • @juliapagano3961
    @juliapagano3961 7 місяців тому +7

    me: *bored at work*
    *gets notif that pongsifu posted*
    me: *now happy*

  • @Tiberium10332
    @Tiberium10332 7 місяців тому +14

    I think the game is made with RPG Maker. Impressive what you can do with it if you know what you do.

    • @raskolnikov6443
      @raskolnikov6443 7 місяців тому

      Yeah it is

    • @warlockd
      @warlockd 5 місяців тому +1

      Wait seriously? Can RPG maker do the 3d? I kind of suspect the developer dressed up in different things and just took pictures of himself though.

    • @executor34
      @executor34 4 місяці тому

      ​@@warlockdthere's no 3d, only pre-rendered sprites from 3d models

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H 7 місяців тому +7

    Holy shit this was great, game and video.
    I also think dude pushed his wife off the balloon lmao

  • @Entropic_Alloy
    @Entropic_Alloy 7 місяців тому +52

    Eastern European RPGMaker games. What a time to be alive.

    • @janabaloghova4736
      @janabaloghova4736 6 місяців тому +5

      for legal reasons i have to angrily correct you that it's CENTRAL* europe. anyway have a lovely rest of the day.

  • @frostieschocopop
    @frostieschocopop 7 місяців тому +9

    Not even 2 minutes in and people are already on your case 😆

  • @Kek393
    @Kek393 7 місяців тому +7

    Oh the hell is this monstrosity I will spend my next 24 minutes watching.

  • @paulmarchano7238
    @paulmarchano7238 7 місяців тому +3

    Pongsifu Too:
    'I thought I was on to something with that drunk guy..."

  • @averdecheeseburgerc
    @averdecheeseburgerc 7 місяців тому +32

    $75 for sour cream? Sounds about right.

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a 4 місяці тому

      It's medieval economy, people usually make such products themselves.

  • @Chalchiutlikue
    @Chalchiutlikue 7 місяців тому +9

    Petard is a firecracker :)

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 7 місяців тому +1

    “Just saying gibberish is not gonna get you out of this!” 😂
    Great video!

  • @pyry1948
    @pyry1948 6 місяців тому +2

    "Pavol and his mates"

  • @MadKlauss
    @MadKlauss 7 місяців тому +10

    I guess this whole game takes place during the Hussite wars. Been a long time since I last saw a game take place around the Austrian empire and Czech lands.

  • @manlymollusc6534
    @manlymollusc6534 7 місяців тому +3

    Sour creme. A taste worthy to die or kill for

  • @SleeperJauffre
    @SleeperJauffre 7 місяців тому +9

    Pavol is literally me

  • @Neopulse00
    @Neopulse00 6 місяців тому

    After seeing your Fallout 1 & 2 gameplay, I'm planning on playing them. Never played an isometric before, but hope to get the hang of it quickly.

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 3 місяці тому

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who saw the resemblance to Harold in that winning smile.

  • @frikicomputerwizard2237
    @frikicomputerwizard2237 7 місяців тому +3

    This video make me smile like Pavol.

  • @JC-oq5ex
    @JC-oq5ex 7 місяців тому

    The "feet room" is one of the lower circles of the inferno, treachery. If I remember correctly they don't dig new holes for new arrivals, they just get stuffed on top of each other. When Dante speaks to one of those souls he remarks on the other people in his hole who Dante knows of.

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 6 місяців тому

      Sounds like an oubliette

  • @Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat
    @Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat 7 місяців тому +2

    I am now with the duck
    And now the duck is with me
    - new duck viewer (starting the duck cult)

  • @sasaky8834
    @sasaky8834 14 днів тому

    Being a hungarian and understanding everything pongsifu can’t makes me happy for some weird reason (the conversations are funny af as well)

  • @stonytrees8573
    @stonytrees8573 7 місяців тому +1

    Great video hilarious as always

  • @missrebel634
    @missrebel634 6 місяців тому +2

    I love these PS1style cutscenes

  • @vilruthless
    @vilruthless 7 місяців тому +3

    New Pongsifu hypppeee!

  • @gamingandanime9000
    @gamingandanime9000 7 місяців тому +2

    10:26 didn't see that one coming now do you? 😂😂😂

  • @JanitorScruffy
    @JanitorScruffy 7 місяців тому +1

    I choked on my nutter butter when I heard "this shit ain't nothing to me man"

  • @experssion123
    @experssion123 7 місяців тому +1

    This game has such strong Hylics vibes.

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy 6 місяців тому +1

    If you want a goofy RPG to try I highly recommend athenian rhapsody.

  • @Ultimatora
    @Ultimatora 7 місяців тому +7

    Embrace pixel duck.

  • @1ShepardCZ
    @1ShepardCZ 5 місяців тому +1

    Pongsifu played the Slovak's game? Nice!

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial 6 місяців тому

    This feels like that game, that had 2 entries and both are well thought about, no, not the recent one, I mean the one where you chuck dinamite sticks

  • @kelsonm2627
    @kelsonm2627 7 місяців тому +6

    Amazing

  • @JumboGeronimo
    @JumboGeronimo 7 місяців тому +1

    Man I don't know what that was, but I do know that Adam is a fuckin homie.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 7 місяців тому +2

    This game reminds me of the old Robinhood game from the early 2000s.

  • @kirillpolovtsev733
    @kirillpolovtsev733 7 місяців тому +2

    Dragon's dogma 2 looks really good!

  • @Ginkodono
    @Ginkodono 7 місяців тому +1

    Haha this is great! Very interesting in thesetrying g times

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 7 місяців тому +2

    I expected a lot of things, but certainly not this

  • @mirekman6618
    @mirekman6618 6 місяців тому

    Fun fact: the drunk guy you meet in a tavern, the one who says he’s enjoying himself. Is supposed to beca slovak politician Andrej Dank. That was one of his most famous quotes.

  • @whitewolfgaming8327
    @whitewolfgaming8327 7 місяців тому +1

    I used to think silent hill was the weirdest game ever. I have finally found a be to level of weird

  • @defectiveindustries
    @defectiveindustries 7 місяців тому +2

    Hand rubbing intensifies

  • @aiereeee6223
    @aiereeee6223 2 місяці тому

    best game this genre currently so far

  • @JadedDragon662
    @JadedDragon662 7 місяців тому +2

    This fever dream was published?

  • @ThorGodOfBros4421
    @ThorGodOfBros4421 7 місяців тому +2

    ah yes your wife the purple people pleaser.

  • @Vyes
    @Vyes 6 місяців тому

    12:50 When I looked at the icon I thought it was a tampon. Ended up throwing it at a mermaid in the well because I thought she needed one. Boy was I surprised when it blew up.

  • @L0ne_Phoenix
    @L0ne_Phoenix 6 місяців тому

    -plays game
    -sees a Hungarian sentense
    -"What the f*ck is this indecipherable thing?"
    -nice

  • @Kinglizard220
    @Kinglizard220 7 місяців тому +1

    Time to watch the local duck ducktuber do his Thang. Good shit 👍

  • @kidwaryodproduction
    @kidwaryodproduction Місяць тому

    Pavol and Matej easily can be friends with Goblin Slayer team 😆
    Or joined One Punch Man as Hungarian Atomic Samurai and Hungarian Bushidrill.
    Or Wandering Sword as Yuwen Yi (Tai Chi Halfswording Wudang Style) and Matej as Di Zui , Sword Monk from Shaolin.
    Also, Pavol and Erza Scarlet would be a good team 😆

  • @ABSolution2468
    @ABSolution2468 4 місяці тому

    Isn't this just Hungarian Disco Elysium? Drunk alcoholic man loves his wife but she's missing, goes on a tiny adventure to uncover a conspiracy while smiling away the pain

  • @lexbeats13
    @lexbeats13 7 місяців тому

    Adam pulled out da choppa without hesitation.

  • @ChubbsterBrown
    @ChubbsterBrown 7 місяців тому

    Seeing that purple bearded guy on the right of the screen the whole video it kept thinking it was Joshua Tomar. Imagine my shock when he appeared in game as “Jew”

  • @FoxLunar
    @FoxLunar 7 місяців тому

    Trying to use the back door, classic divorce fuel

  • @NemooSK
    @NemooSK 6 місяців тому

    Just a lil' hint, J is read in Slovak like y, so Matey, and such.

  • @JinKurosaki92410
    @JinKurosaki92410 7 місяців тому

    You should try fear and hunger it's a more disturbing and unforgiving game. also play at your own discretion I suggest reading up on it to know what you'll get yourself into

  • @zombiesparty1
    @zombiesparty1 7 місяців тому +1

    might be not your style of game , but you should so a coop run of "rain world" !! you might enjoy it !

  • @Rick_Dixon
    @Rick_Dixon 7 місяців тому +1

    The title of the game "Felvidék" means Highland in Hungarian

    • @janabaloghova4736
      @janabaloghova4736 6 місяців тому

      more like
      upper hungary (name for the former hungarian territory that is now modern Slovakia) .
      it's a term that nowadays outrages many Slovak people

  • @fumokaze
    @fumokaze 7 місяців тому +2

    what a weird ass game honestly

  • @inconel7185
    @inconel7185 7 місяців тому +2

    19:45 You put the jew in your pocket.
    Ironic

  • @bamabamaObama
    @bamabamaObama 7 місяців тому +34

    who need a wife when you have a gay bear as your lover

  • @thehoneynutfeelios
    @thehoneynutfeelios 6 місяців тому

    Seamless edit at 3:44, nice one

  • @gamingandanime9000
    @gamingandanime9000 7 місяців тому +5

    So, did she start loving you after you showed her the balloon or nah?

    • @sharpen193
      @sharpen193 6 місяців тому +2

      it's up in the air
      :)

  • @gameredan
    @gameredan 7 місяців тому

    how the hell you manage to find this weird game. Pavol expression is so unsettling.

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 7 місяців тому +1

    11:20 Why does Hungrybox have a camo in this?

  • @vapshockxd6516
    @vapshockxd6516 7 місяців тому

    From the creator of Fear and Hinger, eh?

  • @Kamenest21
    @Kamenest21 7 місяців тому

    this needs remaster

  • @Juppetheblue
    @Juppetheblue 7 місяців тому +1

    yeah!

  • @TheFeri
    @TheFeri 7 місяців тому +4

    What in the hungarian mess was this?
    Also what you didn't understand and thought it was gibberis is just untranslated cursing

  • @lagrangepoint9386
    @lagrangepoint9386 7 місяців тому +3

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?

  • @danhelsting6308
    @danhelsting6308 6 місяців тому

    Sir Knights bizarre adventure

  • @fethinggakk4185
    @fethinggakk4185 7 місяців тому +1

    Hussy Arqybussy

  • @noob0nator
    @noob0nator 7 місяців тому

    im more impressed they had sour cream