How Do You Hang The Toliet Paper?
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Joe is the type of guy to rage over a comedy central video
Nah
he can make any video into a multi hour commentary documentary and thats what makes it hilarious
Definitely
Joe is the type of guy to throw a heavy ball behind his back and hit a kid and blame it on someone else
He did tho didn’t he on his stream today lmao
watching joe talk about how he wipes his ass for 17 minutes is the highlight of my day.
Joe is wrong
Bro same
joe is wrong (i wipe my ass only *16* minutes”
@@thinkingofacoolusernamehe's talking about the video duration
I thought we all agreed that we fold the toilet paper in half and hang it towards the toilet 😂😂
Ikr Joe be fingering himself
@@no6418 💀
Your a freak bro I crumble it
@@no6418No- he doesn’t fold his toilet paper
I can't believe joe thinks folders wrap the toilet paper around our index finger💀💀💀 Bros a menace
Always a good day when Joe uploads
Joe is the funniest dude and he probably doesn’t even try lol
Joes so funny with his sponsors I love it
The correct answer is over. If you disagree, you're the kinda person to spin when someone runs past you
I just put the toilet paper rolls in random ways and I never knew people actually argued about this….
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Hmm
Same
Same
I just leave it on the counter 😭
Joe is the only person I have ever seen that uses the bathroom the exact same way I do, exactly the way I do.
I swear u help me a lot, whenever I hear my parents fighting I just watch ur videos non-stop bc I swear no matter what yk it's going be a good video and it's going to be funny. U really help me in my lowest times with ur videos, it always helps to watch these videos and know it's going to be a good one
Bro. Are you good😭.
This is so wholesome I love it
@@brandonkreiling6831 nah they prolly makin random shit up they’re fine
@@raegangottsch2951 you should probably not deny their family issues or trauma, when shit like this happens daily, what ur doin is kinda messed up, my parents argue alot so i understand watching certain people to kinda block that out.
I completely belive y’all ( not sarcastic my mom and dad used to fight every night but my dad offed himself so it’s a little better) that shit sucks
Joes reaction killed me lmaoooo 💀💀💀 9:12
Knowing that Joe crumbles his toilet paper disturbs me
Haven’t watched the video yet, but I already know it’s gonna be good.
never thought i'd relate to Joe's toilet paper habits
Early comments
Respond pmz
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@@Prawn1515 ok
Under is more aesthetically pleasing while over is more practical
4:52 I love this out of context. Classic joe Bart W
Finally someones making a video about the things I care about
I died when Joe talked about folding toilet paper.
Joe u need to go on this show you’d win every argument
They’d put me on a hit list if they found out how much paper towel I used to clean the kitchen after cooking
how can joe talk about how the real way to rip toilet paper and make it actually entertaining.
Joe made a video about toilet paper good
Hearing joe talk about which way he wipes his ass is the highlight of my day
Joes the type of guy to have smoke visibly come out of his ears when he gets mad
I love your content Joe I’ve watched pretty much every stream and video you’re my comfort streamer
"comfort streamer"
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@@RandomZayMK8 bruh
@@static5279well he ain't wrong, look at how you replied 💀
@@SiIIyBiIIy44 how am I a npc for saying bruh
As someone who has used the fold and the crumple, I can confirm that the crumple is more effective and efficient
you gotta love joes rants
I bet Joe has to buy new toilet paper rolls every week with how much he be using like god damn
Can we appreciate how much work Joe puts into his vids for us
Npc the video just came out 7 minutes and the video is 17 minutes long and yet you commented this 6 minutes ago
@Max Snapper Gamer lol
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@@RandomZayMK8 you're going through multiple comments spamming NPC lol you're an NPC
THE 3RD ONE SLAYED (they all slayed)
I love when Joe uploads
When Joe uploads,you know your day will get better
I always hated two factor authentication but this makes a lot of sense 😂.
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4:50 was the most calming part of my whole day
Joe so relatable
It gose over. Love the vids/streams Joe keep up the good work.
Joe really had me in the first half but man, really killed me with some of his other takes.
Scrunch = uneven surface area and also less surface area in total to wipe with not even mentioning wasting toilet paper despite what he says very clearly there's a higher chance you get some on your hands if you are using a smaller area of paper to wipe with.
He also shows the folding extremely exaggeratedly when in reality it takes maybe 2 seconds maximum, you get two sheets and fold it over, you don't need 5 like if you scrunch.
And then there's the totally unnecessary ''float'' thing, for what purpose? There are no problems wiping back to front without standing up in 20 years of shitting I've never once got shit on my ''area'' by doing this I have to imagine you wipe like a toddler if you do its not even remotely difficult you are just adding extra effort for no reason which is funny considering he says he's too lazy to fold but will go out of his way to stand up every wipe?
Usually agree with joes takes but these ones are very L.
your an L
You literally have to stand up when you wipe, At least for men. You're not just sitting like on the edge of the toilet seat. You're not just gonna go underneath your nether region to wipe because no way your arm is that long, AND ALSO BECAUSE WE HAVE A DICK AND BALLS! We physically can't wipe going underneath our nether region, We literally can't.
You're also speaking from your experience. People literally have used that much toilet paper to fold AND have taken that long to fold. You have to remember what other people do rather then what you just do.
And guess what? Tough shit if we "Waste" toilet paper, It's almost like we can cut down and plant more trees. And don't say he's an L for having a different opinion then you, That's just being a dick.
@@NuggetMuncher20 You do realize that I'm male right? If that wasn't made clear in my comment I apologize but you clearly don't *NEED* to stand up to wipe, none that I know does that and I've never done that the only time I've ever heard anyone saying that's a requirement is this video which was super bizarre. We ''literally can''. Also my arms are not longer than average, actually I wish they were longer but I've never had an issue reaching my backside.
I mean damn if its such an issue just hold ur balls with your other hand, wiping is already a one hand job its not like you need two hands to tear of toilet paper and flip it over on itself do people actually need to use both hands??
Anyway the second point is a bit silly if everyone is arguing on the best way to wipe then its obviously going to be subjective based on the person and I'm not a dick for pointing out my subjective logical conclusions on the matter, L or W take is just a popular thing on this channel people like to say whenever joe has an opinion it wasn't meant as a personal attack if it came off that way again I apologize.
The third thing is the most egregious though it is ridiculously unnecessary to
just produce more products it's a lot easier for you as an individual to just, not be so wasteful and as I described in my top comment its not a hinderance at all scrunching is basically just wasting extra paper for literally no reason when folding is more efficient in multiple ways while taking minimal effort (paper waste to coverage ratio + due to even surface area less chance of spreading unintentionally + if you're a little daring you can even get multiple wipes with additional folds although that isnt necessary since your already saving on paper by folding in the first place)
But if you have any arguments besides ''I disagree so you are a dick'' or ''no actually I think that the thing you already do is actually completely impossible so you are a liar'' Feel free to post them here.
@@propelledgaming9441 i mean, again, You're going off your experiences. But I guess at the end of the day, We both have different opinions on how me wipe our bum. I also just don't wanna keep debating on how we wipe shit off our ass. Hope you have a good day tho.
P.S, I don't remember saying "I disagree so you are a dick" and "no actually I think that the thing you already do is actually completely impossible so you are a liar", I never called you a liar and I didn't call you a dick because I disagree, I said you were making a dick move because you said that he had a rare "L" because he wipes differently than you. So first, You put words in my mouth, and secondly, You completely mis-understood what I said when I clearly said it so it could be understood. I would like to end this debate. Goodbye, and have a good day.
@@NuggetMuncher20 I mean yeah the entire discussion in and out of the video boils down to why is your subjective version of wiping superior so that's the only thing you can really argue.
Also neither of those comments were actually serious, the last two sentences were just exaggerated taunts unrelated to the entirety of my actual points above
I like how I can relate to Joe perfectly in this video.
5:43 “one more just to make sure” fr
Hi Joe I love your content and streams
Who else is watching this on the toilet
Funniest part is that I watched this while taking a shit
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According to science, the correct way to hang toilet paper is "over." Why? Because "under" vastly increases the possibility that food-poisoning bacteria will spread from the restroom to the rest of the workplace. Aug 8, 2017
Here at the Joe Batrolozzi channel, we talk about the most intellectual subjects of humanity
Bro that ladys are wilding and the guys are joking around its so funny
your like to dislike ratio is so good unlike anything ive ever scene 7.8k to 62 thats amazing great job joe
Haven't Evan watched this yet but I already know this is a certified Joe classic
joe i came back from ethiopia like 3 months ago, and it really made me appreciate toilet paper.
i had to use such a little amount, and you really learn how to make the most out of like 6-7 squares
I got a painting above my toilet paper saying “beards are cool mullets are lame”💀
Joe describes it EXACTLY the way I do it/(the right way). Down to the last tiny detail.
2:41 Joe. mad respect
Joe never fails to make my day by talking about toilet paper for 17 minjutes
I came from under to over half way through this video Joe, thanks for making my dumps while watching you better
Joe yelling that you have shit in your ass is the funniest shit ever
Two squares is all a person needs. If it's not enough, you use two more squares.
I don’t know how I found Joe, but I am vey glad I did
BRO THIS IS GOLDEN LOL! This seems like it came staright out of a comedy movie, can't believe this argument actually happened lmao. Btw just found out Joe doesn't have toilet paper etiquette.
joe doesnt know that i have mastered the folding technique
Me watching this in the morning before school eating nutella toast.
I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a while😂
Joe had carried my school year ty man
Although it seems easier, it also seems less efficient, so interesting that was Joe
We had a literal Splatoon Splatfest about this topic.
I love it
wait fr? darn, I must have missed it lol
@@oliviasommerville4733 yea, Google it XD it was in Splatoon 2 and the event was from October 7-8
Joe never fails to make daddy tingle
My stomach hurts from laughing so much, i cant anymore bro
7:26 Just like beanz said in the comments, “Save the trees, use the leaves” 💀✌️
4:40 Nahh, I am an avid toilet paper folder and you have to pull enough to fold it during the roll. Best way to do it
10:48 -and your HUGE GAPING ANU- … BEST AD BREAK EVER 😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf I had an ad at that exact time
Joe Bart = Best UA-camr/Streamer
Bro joe is literally spitting facts rn
16:54 bro just enabled NPC animations
Joe is the type of guy that would finish a puzzle then say its stupid because it took to long then f*** it up.
How to wipe
Step 1 : wipe once while sitting down back to front
Step 2: wipe once while sitting down front to back
Step 3: hover over toilet and while whichever direction you prefer
Step 4: (confirmation whip) whip in the opposite direction step 3 was done in while continuing to hover
** if confirmation whip fails to return clean toilet paper repeat process
I wrote this on the toilet
How did this get more heated than the hunters vs vegans debate
I’m watching this while eating, my stomach strong 😂
Ah yes the two factor shittification
4:47 lmao I just spit milk out everywhere
Joe is Valid with his toilet paper
I love how quickly the argument shifts lmao
bro the fact he had to explain all the steps to chat 😆
Trust me. The ending music is the best song ever.
I had a teacher who said only use one square for piss, and only two for shit 😨
those women are such rapscallians 💀
Not me watching this while on the toilet😂
i love joe toes
I love how he shows his promotion!!!!
the squares facing outward, i feel uncomfortable when the toilet paper just touched my disgusting ass wall 💀
They made it seem like it was like something important bro
when he got mad about the crumble and fold i felt like it was towards me 🥲
Imma try Joe's method of wiping.
this is so funny I can't stop laughing 😭
bro learning joe crumples…I’ll never look at him the same
blessed be thou when joe uploads
im glad joe and i are in full agreement
8:26 sound like a seth rogan fukin dialogue 😭
Y’all can’t argue with a man when his favorite part of the day is pooping
THE DEMONSTRATION TOOK ME OUT LMAO