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  • @AbiaD-ep4ur
    @AbiaD-ep4ur Рік тому +1303

    I like how his yt comments have evolved from "joe never fails to make my day" to "joe never fails to spread my cheeks"

  • @NTbabatunde
    @NTbabatunde Рік тому +2476

    Joe never fails to be ferociously attractive

  • @xkiaruu11
    @xkiaruu11 Рік тому +1459

    lowkey bob had no choice but to be nervous as hell, he didnt wanna look like a creep since hes much older than them

  • @alfie1462
    @alfie1462 Рік тому +1025

    joe never fails to make my toes tingle

  • @joemama7862
    @joemama7862 Рік тому +4116

    Joe never fails to gargle my marbles

  • @Forgetyouuuuu
    @Forgetyouuuuu Рік тому +83

    8:18 “bob has not been comfortable this entire episode” 😂💀
    19:54 OMFG the slow pan to your face 😂😂😂 “sometimes a no is a no”

    • @tufundillo7587
      @tufundillo7587 25 днів тому

      Idk what buddy thought 😭 he looked awful, and why would he like his friends ex… and to also be so pushy and never take a no as no is weird…. He’s not even her type he’s fat she looks like she likes fit guys…

  • @SynergyCSS
    @SynergyCSS Рік тому +2830

    joe may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

  • @ssjsjsbizaann
    @ssjsjsbizaann Рік тому +352

    Joe never fails to make my cheeks tingle

  • @ishan_p15
    @ishan_p15 Рік тому +270

    Damn bro Joe never fails to ferociously tear my cheeks miles apart

  • @dubnicko5747
    @dubnicko5747 Рік тому +197

    The dad with glasses was a bit corny but wholesome, cool dude.

    • @Youngyacob
      @Youngyacob Рік тому +29

      Facts bro, he was so nice and unintentionally funny af lmao, thst dude thst called himself a player was so cringe on the other hand . I feel like if they both really tried to at a party or some, the older guy could get more those girls than the “player” lmao

    • @EnriqueArroyo-zo3pj
      @EnriqueArroyo-zo3pj Рік тому +22

      The dad was nervous I understand because he is older and hes not trying to be a creep

    • @Punisherthedumbman
      @Punisherthedumbman Місяць тому

      @@EnriqueArroyo-zo3pjexactly

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 Рік тому +233

    Bob doesn't deserve that shade Joe's throwing at him. He's wholesome af

  • @ceoofsand
    @ceoofsand Рік тому +1519

    joe never fails to rip my cheeks wide open

  • @SuburbanBoys-ih9lo
    @SuburbanBoys-ih9lo Рік тому +750

    Joe is looking as dashing as ever 😏

    • @yes-qj8sz
      @yes-qj8sz Рік тому +10

      📸

    • @CasualCat64
      @CasualCat64 Рік тому +4

      I’ll make it touch your heart

    • @R6-LEGION
      @R6-LEGION Рік тому +9

      🤨📸

    • @MakesClouds
      @MakesClouds Рік тому +2

      ​@@CasualCat64 touch each other's heart

    • @dawnmichini8444
      @dawnmichini8444 Рік тому

      ?📸📸📸📸📸📸📷📷📷📸📸📸📸📸

  • @highrix4945
    @highrix4945 Рік тому +40

    23:45 me and Joe literally had the same reaction 😂 Hand on mouth immediately😂

  • @Spicy-gt8qf
    @Spicy-gt8qf Рік тому +71

    23:45 I don’t think I’ve ever felt second hand embarrassment that bad before

    • @KinaIchi
      @KinaIchi 5 місяців тому +1

      That one’s really rough. I think it kind of clicked in his head at that moment too that this was a bad idea. Also hi a year after the vid 💀😂

    • @slaaaayqweeen
      @slaaaayqweeen 3 місяці тому

      nah cuz same

    • @cudak2807
      @cudak2807 27 днів тому

      It was worse when he was talking about how he likes to pleasure women 😂

  • @coopertrooper5058
    @coopertrooper5058 Рік тому +161

    joe never fails to make me giggles

    • @Ven__
      @Ven__ Рік тому +3

      bros got a case of the giggles 💀

    • @Epopsy_party
      @Epopsy_party Рік тому +1

      This is the most tame comment out of joes entire comment section

  • @cadenbeneteau6509
    @cadenbeneteau6509 Рік тому +116

    Joe kinda bullied Bob for no reason 😂

  • @thegamingcrew4500
    @thegamingcrew4500 Рік тому +71

    For many people, watching Joe Bartalozzi's videos is a source of laughter and joy. His humor is often based on relatable experiences and situations that people can relate to, which makes his content engaging and enjoyable.
    In addition to his relatable content, Joe's comedic timing and delivery are also a factor that makes him so entertaining. He has a natural talent for making people laugh, which comes through in his videos. Whether it's through his funny impressions, comedic skits, or witty commentary, he always manages to deliver a punchline that leaves his audience in stitches.
    Moreover, Joe's humor is often light-hearted and playful, making it a perfect escape from the stress and challenges of daily life. His videos provide a much-needed break from the world, allowing viewers to relax and enjoy a few minutes of pure entertainment.
    Overall, Joe Bartalozzi's ability to combine relatable content, comedic timing, and a light-hearted approach to humor make him an entertaining and enjoyable UA-camr to watch.

  • @davidpaul353535
    @davidpaul353535 Рік тому +332

    I think joe's leg hair is in need of some lime juice

    • @sailingdutchman1049
      @sailingdutchman1049 Рік тому +12

      fresh lime juice

    • @shuichisaihara9654
      @shuichisaihara9654 Рік тому

      Make guacamole on his legs and lick it off

    • @edenlane9652
      @edenlane9652 11 місяців тому

      ayo?

    • @waitwhatb4
      @waitwhatb4 11 місяців тому +2

      bro he read ur comment live on stream i remember LOL he was like what the f does that even mean

    • @davidpaul353535
      @davidpaul353535 11 місяців тому

      @@waitwhatb4 he did??? do you remember which stream lol

  • @roziiv.a
    @roziiv.a Рік тому +60

    Joe never fails to tickle my tummy

  • @9opent
    @9opent Рік тому +25

    that dude with the pearl necklace was trying so hard to act like he pulls

  • @Shackin
    @Shackin Рік тому +28

    Today I sit on my computer, gandering to what I shall do with my time. I remember that I have an essay due, and a bunch of homework. I ponder my decisions to what to do with my time, taking each moment and choice in to consideration. Shall I go with joe, or my school work to flow. Like every other time joe uploads, I choose joe. Simply because, Joe is love, Joe is life. God bless joe on today of the easter man. Happy easter sir.

  • @shiloh2959
    @shiloh2959 Рік тому +18

    dawg the last video made me roll around my bed cringing from how awkward it was 😭

    • @hodenreisser
      @hodenreisser Рік тому

      fr bob got violated💀😭and the guy with the headband messed up bad too💀💀

  • @2takoss
    @2takoss Рік тому +45

    joe never fails to make me laugh and giggle

    • @ryteps
      @ryteps Рік тому

      if you can make her laugh and giggle, u can make her ass clap and jiggle

  • @CrimsonQt69
    @CrimsonQt69 Рік тому +53

    Joe never fails to crush a dead fetus with a old boot

  • @Confinedd
    @Confinedd 6 місяців тому +12

    The fat guy one was brutal to another level

  • @ohshanana2397
    @ohshanana2397 Рік тому +12

    15:14 😊that’s so respectful. It’s very hard for me to feel comfortable in clothes that show a bit, because I feel like people might look at me a lot. This one comment made me feel a bit better.

    • @MAXW311_MUS1C
      @MAXW311_MUS1C Рік тому +1

      At the end of the day, just do what you love, wear what you love and live how you want :)

    • @mauibaljeu5057
      @mauibaljeu5057 7 місяців тому

      Yh as far as I know most guys do it anyway so dont feel self concious

  • @AvidX1
    @AvidX1 Рік тому +130

    Can we appreciate how much work joe puts inside of us 🥵😫

  • @regiexd3878
    @regiexd3878 Рік тому +20

    Joe never fails to be dashingly handsome on a daily basis

  • @kane1o074
    @kane1o074 Рік тому +26

    Joe you better stop dissing my nigga bob before I get mad

  • @LoveTheGreen-
    @LoveTheGreen- Рік тому +30

    joe is the reason my body count is 300+

  • @TGUno3
    @TGUno3 Рік тому +89

    No he didn’t just say “ferociously attractive” 💀

  • @apricoticpeaches
    @apricoticpeaches Рік тому +16

    Joe blessing us with an upload on Easter, let's go 🙏🙏🙏

  • @condimentconsumer2485
    @condimentconsumer2485 Рік тому +16

    Joe never fails to teleport to the moon using his superior mind control abilities and establish a lunar base, complete with a state-of-the-art spa and a five-star restaurant serving intergalactic delicacies. He effortlessly solves the mysteries of quantum physics and invents a technology that allows him to reverse time at will, making him the ultimate master of temporal manipulation. Joe's intellectual prowess transcends human comprehension as he becomes the first person to communicate with extraterrestrial life forms, initiating interstellar diplomacy and forging alliances with advanced civilizations across the cosmos. To further astonish the world, Joe constructs a colossal amusement park on Mars, filled with gravity-defying roller coasters and gravity-inducing Ferris wheels, creating an otherworldly entertainment experience like no other. His boundless imagination and creativity lead him to revolutionize the fields of art, literature, and music, composing symphonies that evoke emotions previously unknown to humanity and painting masterpieces that come to life with every brushstroke. Joe's legacy becomes immortalized when he discovers the secret to eternal youth, ensuring that he will continue to push the boundaries of human achievement for millennia to come.

  • @nilboglian
    @nilboglian Рік тому +14

    all of joes videos are amazing but some stick out to me that are more funny then the other ones this is one of the good ones

  • @tymur4
    @tymur4 Рік тому +12

    Joe never fails to make me sweat nervously

  • @Mappove
    @Mappove Рік тому +63

    By golly, if there's one gentleman on the UA-cam landscape who knows how to captivate an audience with his content, it's none other than Joe himself. His videos are like a veritable cornucopia of entertainment and education, blending together the finest elements of storytelling, cinematography, and humor to create a truly spellbinding experience. His command of the English language is simply awe-inspiring, and his ability to infuse his content with charm, wit, and charisma is truly a sight to behold. If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that Joe's videos are the result of some divine intervention from the almighty himself, for they are nothing short of a miracle. So let us raise a toast to this maestro of online entertainment, this maven of digital content, and let us hope that his star shines brighter with each passing day, for he truly deserves all the accolades and adulation that come his way.

  • @Almost_Awesome
    @Almost_Awesome Рік тому +34

    Bob is the greatest player of all time. The absolute rizz on this man is ferociously impressive

  • @Laura.H..
    @Laura.H.. Рік тому +9

    joe never fails to make my ears wiggle

  • @worlds_eage
    @worlds_eage Рік тому +16

    my man bob don't deserve that

  • @Philyboi69
    @Philyboi69 Рік тому +5

    Joe never fails to spread my toes open and make me smile

  • @cough_drop
    @cough_drop 2 місяці тому +4

    the "brooke works at hooters" was SO random

  • @truegoober
    @truegoober Рік тому +6

    Dude, why does Bob seem so sweet?

  • @gameitornot
    @gameitornot Рік тому +2

    7:05 This is some mad super senior behavior 😂😭

  • @jsg7000
    @jsg7000 Рік тому +5

    That one guy is a reaaaaaal player, swaggie and chill as a chilly🤙🤙🤙

  • @ger0gie
    @ger0gie Рік тому +13

    joe never fails to fill me up

  • @Klaudio11
    @Klaudio11 Рік тому +3

    I love watching a Joe vid when I’m eating food

  • @zawxh4750
    @zawxh4750 Рік тому +4

    Yk it's a good day when Joe posts

  • @YaBoi906
    @YaBoi906 Рік тому +11

    Bob is THE RIZZLER

  • @GrandpriestmilesTT
    @GrandpriestmilesTT Рік тому +2

    Bro, joe is even pissed off at completely fucking random people not getting their crush, like getting rejected, absolute goat. 🐐🐐

  • @justbrowsing9305
    @justbrowsing9305 Рік тому +5

    Joe comin in clutch with the extra long vid

  • @FasterGraph
    @FasterGraph Місяць тому +2

    7:05 why did bro say that out loud tho 😭

  • @williamgibson318
    @williamgibson318 Рік тому +4

    Joe never fails to make my tongue twirl.

  • @Tim_Carr
    @Tim_Carr Рік тому +2

    Joe never fails to tingle my Pringle

  • @sarahsarah-po6kf
    @sarahsarah-po6kf Рік тому +79

    hey joe just letting you know you're the only youtuber/streamer i watch consistently and never get bored of. thanks for making my days. :)

  • @iptaliaus
    @iptaliaus Рік тому +2

    16:15 - Twin Peaks is like hooters, except its waiters are more covered up. But on halloween....

  • @Michael-wq2yo
    @Michael-wq2yo Рік тому +7

    JOEY BEAR NEVER FAILS TO MAKE MY SQUIGGLES STRAIGHT

  • @JacksonSwingle
    @JacksonSwingle Рік тому +3

    Joe never fails to yank my crank

  • @mothman5883
    @mothman5883 Рік тому +8

    That one dude, who said he was a "player" is such a red flag.. "if you were older I would've asked for your number" ayo what?? he is DEFINITELY the dude who gets offended when he is turned down. Yikes...

  • @fisher5892
    @fisher5892 Рік тому +1

    dawg bob is making me laugh badly 😭

  • @ericceballos3871
    @ericceballos3871 Рік тому +4

    Joe never fails to tickle my pickle

  • @anonymous-zt9fs
    @anonymous-zt9fs 6 днів тому

    23:38 shorty fr fr hit that cooked dog meme face 😭😭

  • @slippy_gameing7549
    @slippy_gameing7549 Рік тому +6

    Joe never fails to make me spring it out and wipe it on my screen

  • @jakecremin1625
    @jakecremin1625 Рік тому

    19:50 broooo he sold so crazy and he ain’t even start. Buddy fumbled before completing the catch😭😳

  • @Davidisaname
    @Davidisaname Рік тому +1

    Joe never fails to be a Bartolozzi

  • @ejmead3
    @ejmead3 Рік тому +3

    i’m glad to understand that i’m not the only guy to stare at the ground or ceiling when walking behind girls

  • @Richieisalittlegirl-kk2io
    @Richieisalittlegirl-kk2io Рік тому +1

    Joe never fails to fill me up with juicy content.

  • @P2PASTA
    @P2PASTA Рік тому +4

    joe never fails to make my timbers shiver

  • @lashnl-38
    @lashnl-38 6 місяців тому +1

    I broke my chair watching this shiiiiii😂😂😂😂

  • @Chargera__777
    @Chargera__777 Рік тому +5

    leave bob alone joe lmao

  • @YourFavStriker_mma
    @YourFavStriker_mma Рік тому +2

    Bob is so fricken like 😂😂😂😂 and 💀💀💀💀💀 and 😳😳😳😳😬😬😬😳 at the same time

  • @ceciliaa.r
    @ceciliaa.r Рік тому +3

    Joe never fails to spread the mustard over my chest

    • @liamfit9170
      @liamfit9170 Рік тому +1

      The constituents of your mind truly are an enigma.

  • @sSpoonMan
    @sSpoonMan Рік тому +2

    Joe making fun of bob the whole time had me dead 💀

  • @mattybill3670
    @mattybill3670 Рік тому +4

    0:46 :What is bro yapping about?

  • @roman6047
    @roman6047 Рік тому +1

    I started crying, this nigga joe is hilarious 💀

  • @huckwalters9914
    @huckwalters9914 Рік тому +7

    Player thinks he’s the main character 💀

  • @AbenizerTilahun-d9s
    @AbenizerTilahun-d9s Рік тому +1

    Joe never fails to make my toes curl 357.29576 degrees

  • @Monkeyp2070
    @Monkeyp2070 Рік тому +6

    Never let them know your next move, Bob is the 300+

  • @Future_Zoom
    @Future_Zoom 3 місяці тому

    10:50 joe looked like mark cuban shaking his head😂

  • @finlaygemson3772
    @finlaygemson3772 Рік тому +17

    Joe shartalozzi has definitely got a body count of 0

  • @caesar___27
    @caesar___27 Рік тому

    23:50 that silence was louder than the 4th of July 🤣💔

  • @Driftimator
    @Driftimator 3 місяці тому +3

    19:52 foreshadowing?!

  • @joytab97
    @joytab97 Рік тому +5

    I seriously fell really bad for the fat dude look like it absolutely broke his heart poor dude 😢

  • @lileproductions9008
    @lileproductions9008 Рік тому +3

    Joe literally makes my day better. Today has been such a w day and Joe is like the cherry on top

  • @mironvlogs8869
    @mironvlogs8869 Рік тому +1

    When you said you look at the floor when a girl is infront of you I couldn't relate more haha!!

  • @buuurrp
    @buuurrp Рік тому +6

    My aunt broke up with her bf and got with his friend, they've been married for like 20+ years Lol

  • @findaily2777
    @findaily2777 Рік тому +1

    I could watch Joe for hours

  • @octic.
    @octic. 5 місяців тому +6

    let bob cook

  • @acxx33
    @acxx33 Рік тому +1

    joe never fails to make all of us say joe never fails to

  • @Snipeshotlol
    @Snipeshotlol Рік тому +18

    Joe never fails to spread my cheeks😊

  • @CozyShort
    @CozyShort Рік тому +1

    Bob does not want to piss of his wife😂

  • @PenjaminFranklinBS
    @PenjaminFranklinBS 3 місяці тому +3

    10:41 ik this one whos 16 with 100+ body count

  • @Lucasiru
    @Lucasiru Рік тому +2

    bro pulled up w a new bugatti giving bro the list

  • @chalbramwell5353
    @chalbramwell5353 Рік тому +4

    Y joe attack my manz bob like that

  • @frogmann-ug3cs
    @frogmann-ug3cs Рік тому +7

    Bro poor bob

  • @Saint_Kuma
    @Saint_Kuma Рік тому +2

    Joe never fails to sleep with 300 men

  • @Redgoodkcayn350
    @Redgoodkcayn350 Рік тому +3

    9:41 shut up meatloaf is good

  • @ksauce9580
    @ksauce9580 Рік тому +2

    Joe never fails to do the turbulence inside my mouths.

  • @Привет-щ5э8ъ
    @Привет-щ5э8ъ Рік тому +11

    Bob's a victim

  • @JamesKott
    @JamesKott Рік тому +2

    Me about to click off when Joe says onto the next one:
    “Oh wait, there’s more!”