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  • @maelysgenoud503
    @maelysgenoud503 Місяць тому +296830

    At this point he was just waiting behind the door😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +25390

      I would have skated down the middle but there were stairs :(

    • @gammaprysem
      @gammaprysem Місяць тому +5871

      ​@matthewcpittman c'mon man thats quitter talk ollie over them stairs man.

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +5026

      @@gammaprysem ha ha ha ah

    • @ratratrat3285
      @ratratrat3285 Місяць тому

      I wouldve latched onto him and kept him outside

    • @capitaljay1
      @capitaljay1 Місяць тому +972

      @@matthewcpittmanOllie over that shit Proffesor. I would have signed up for next semester

  • @dillonodle125
    @dillonodle125 Місяць тому +103273

    Tony stark alternate universe

  • @JCG0001
    @JCG0001 24 дні тому +6651

    "Being an economics major is about giving up on your dreams, to make a mediocre salary, and be unhappy the rest of your life". Have to admire the honesty.

    • @senexpueri8194
      @senexpueri8194 21 день тому +92

      Sounds just like engineering

    • @jamesgerard9330
      @jamesgerard9330 21 день тому +20

      no you don't have to admire him at all, that's too much fun. can't you get it through your head?

    • @akin242002
      @akin242002 20 днів тому +52

      More like projecting his failure outside of academia, or reverse psychology to motivate the students.

    • @neowolf09
      @neowolf09 20 днів тому +21

      ​@@akin242002 Or just pure toxic negativity.

    • @elenamenard2430
      @elenamenard2430 20 днів тому +24

      Mostly the same for all the jobs out there honestly 😅

  • @M0ike
    @M0ike 19 днів тому +1259

    He rides in and someone went “ahh”.
    I felt that.

  • @joshg6410
    @joshg6410 Місяць тому +51237

    “Look, being an Econ major isn’t about having fun”
    Proceeds to ride into class on a skateboard

    • @julianbirke
      @julianbirke Місяць тому +774

      The Willy Wonka of econ

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 Місяць тому +64

      Lmaoo

    • @BAdtnl
      @BAdtnl Місяць тому +386

      “It’s about giving up on your dreams” is crazy

    • @wolfengod8277
      @wolfengod8277 Місяць тому +225

      He’s not an econ major, he’s an econ professor. 😎

    • @PinheaDipshit
      @PinheaDipshit Місяць тому +42

      ⁠@@BAdtnl Yeah, dreams of being in a better major

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 Місяць тому +70333

    Not his speech. 💀

  • @tonyad291
    @tonyad291 22 дні тому +70

    He's a real one for this. Getting those students ready for the disappointment of the real world

    • @gitghetto
      @gitghetto 5 днів тому

      You can just say you're disappointed with your life, bro.
      You don't have to turn it into some kind of life lesson for everyone else.

    • @tonyad291
      @tonyad291 5 днів тому

      @@gitghetto I'm not a "bro" & I didn't need to turn it into anything - it's called being an adult. We all experience little disappointments b/c of our expectations, excitement & desire for things to be simple again. It's also ✨️comedy✨️

    • @rennisdodman8739
      @rennisdodman8739 3 дні тому

      @@gitghetto he's 100% correct and this should be a life lesson if you see how many kids are lost in their life these days once they hit 25+yrs old
      kids wanna go to University to act "cool" and "have fun" and now think skipping class is good?????.
      when they reach +25 yrs old they will realize its the nerds who are in labs finding a cure to cancer, the smart kids who spend their weekends doing hackathons so they can build the next $10 million dollar app, the kids who graduated in engineering, medicine, maths, biology who are the real cool kids. these are the ones who will be financially stable, with actual knowledge of how the world works, with a voice to most world problems like world hunger, energy usage, global warming.
      then you have kids in this video who think its University is "fun" because they can skip class??? good luck when you enter the real world and be a loser compared to the nerds who actually learned stuff at Uni

    • @warrenbluffit2048
      @warrenbluffit2048 2 дні тому

      @@gitghetto you need to be pretty simple to enjoy a life of slavery. youre a lucky one bro

  • @deamichaelis1
    @deamichaelis1 22 дні тому +140

    Imagine he tripped right before entering and he stumbled in a couple seconds late then everyone just got up and left. 🤣

  • @b.o.n.e.s.
    @b.o.n.e.s. Місяць тому +31240

    Bro had the intro music after his speech

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +2156

      It was a total accident, but amazing timing right?!? we couldn’t have planned that any better if we rehearsed it first

    • @mother_prana
      @mother_prana Місяць тому +108

      It's a wonderful transition😂

    • @sakurasensations4786
      @sakurasensations4786 Місяць тому +12

      FR 😭

    • @dynawesome
      @dynawesome Місяць тому +23

      The timer for the quiz

    • @socksmadeofcheez
      @socksmadeofcheez Місяць тому +44

      bro had intro and outro music

  • @ray55557
    @ray55557 Місяць тому +24316

    Finally a teacher actually telling their students how it really is 😂

    • @moistschmeckles400
      @moistschmeckles400 Місяць тому +254

      im a bio student, all profs tell us every day how miserable it is going to get

    • @zackbobby5550
      @zackbobby5550 Місяць тому +109

      Yeah when you get to college most teachers are like this lol.

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Місяць тому +15

      Laughing all the way to the bank

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Місяць тому +12

      @@zackbobby5550cashing your checks and laughing at your expense?

    • @ACIEOFFICIAL
      @ACIEOFFICIAL Місяць тому +14

      @@CoercedJabit depends what you go to college for. If you go to study liberal arts or communication, it’s a waste then but not for every study. Besides everyone can’t aim to be losers

  • @thestuff10
    @thestuff10 23 дні тому +63

    He's right, and not just about econ majors, but the majority of college majors.

  • @boingyboop4960
    @boingyboop4960 20 днів тому +43

    The few seconds it took to turn on that 10 minute countdown means that they were actually waiting a little over 10 minutes

  • @burn1002
    @burn1002 Місяць тому +29152

    The uhhhh when he comes in is priceless

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +967

      Ha ha so perfect

    • @annaburke8537
      @annaburke8537 Місяць тому +411

      I've never heard so much disappointment about someone skateboarding into a room

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Місяць тому +53

      @@annaburke8537That’s why it’s hilarious

    • @Cyril-Figgis1
      @Cyril-Figgis1 Місяць тому +13

      Some reason it reminded me of the baby rhino in the enclosure and the guy explaining that the rhino can’t get out, and does 😂

    • @BoKnowsBrains
      @BoKnowsBrains Місяць тому

      its actually quite expensive

  • @Sheeps_clothing
    @Sheeps_clothing 26 днів тому +9238

    He 100% waited outside the whole time 😂

    • @TylerSmith-qx6uz
      @TylerSmith-qx6uz 24 дні тому +95

      Damn bro you should work for the fbi.

    • @bigbens33
      @bigbens33 24 дні тому +37

      He was the one that put the youtube video up. Its staged

    • @quesobandidott2309
      @quesobandidott2309 23 дні тому +3

      That’s the lesson

    • @ScreamingManiac
      @ScreamingManiac 23 дні тому +12

      Nah he spent the 10 minutes looking for a skateboard

    • @sod4769
      @sod4769 23 дні тому +3

      Sherlock holmes

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 16 днів тому +25

    This dude is that guy who’s hip and fun, but only when it makes his entire class actually miserable

  • @MonteaNoLipton
    @MonteaNoLipton 24 дні тому +192

    He taught a life lesson....no one gives a shit about YOUR dreams. That man is a guru.

    • @mcpure9083
      @mcpure9083 21 день тому

      Nah you just have shitty life and this guy is an asshole.

  • @roymillers6730
    @roymillers6730 29 днів тому +4974

    “It’s not abt fun” whilst skating in the entrance with the pink drip 💀

    • @CatHasANewAccBye
      @CatHasANewAccBye 28 днів тому +7

      💀

    • @altalia07
      @altalia07 28 днів тому +4

      🤣

    • @jeodraws2473
      @jeodraws2473 28 днів тому +6

      It's about making the fun

    • @user-Kova15
      @user-Kova15 27 днів тому

      @@jeodraws2473it’s about slaving away your life for pennies

    • @artcurious807
      @artcurious807 25 днів тому +3

      the whole thing was cringe af . nothing worse than adults trying to be cool and telling everyone how tough the world is while riding a skateboard wearing pink...

  • @disneydatney8751
    @disneydatney8751 29 днів тому +5830

    Mans actually crushed their dreams 😂

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 28 днів тому +59

      A college girl recently told me she was a gender studies major, I giggled and asked "oh, what occupation takes that degree?"
      Watching the existential dread wash over her face as her smile feigned. A fucking chefs kiss.
      I hope she changed her major

    • @daxonshackelford5078
      @daxonshackelford5078 28 днів тому +56

      @BoinkrNanis and everyone clapped too right lol

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 28 днів тому +21

      @@daxonshackelford5078 Not that crazy of a story.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 28 днів тому

      Mans? 😂😂😂 It's 2024, and you're still trying to be edgy. 😂😂😂

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 28 днів тому

      @@daxonshackelford5078 eh, some people who major in gender studies are probably smart enough to realize they fucked up when they decided to major in gender studies

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 21 день тому +17

    That quote about "giving up on your dreams" would have motivated the hell out of me to start my own business and get the hell out of there 😂😂😂

  • @diavolojaegar
    @diavolojaegar 23 дні тому +96

    Bro slide in within the last minute, muttered not a life changing but a reality inducing speech, then get back to his usual work while announcing the quiz.
    Man, his demeanor is both chill and strict at the same time. Must be a hard teacher but cool as fuck dude.

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 20 днів тому +8

      Out of context he seems strict but given the skateboard and sense of timing he strikes me as someone who probably is still a decently fun guy at heart.

    • @CynicalLlort
      @CynicalLlort 19 днів тому

      We do have a lot of time on our hands don’t we?

  • @SomeOne-sq7ir
    @SomeOne-sq7ir Місяць тому +5323

    Buddy is the main character. The skateboard, the speech, and the fucking 30 minute timer after said speech

    • @crystallize4940
      @crystallize4940 29 днів тому +48

      Bro already start the quiz

    • @Inexpressable
      @Inexpressable 29 днів тому +9

      He uploaded the video so yes he wants all the attention he can get, bit sad tbh

    • @josephfisher9043
      @josephfisher9043 29 днів тому +48

      @@Inexpressable imagine clowning someone for uploading a funny video and calling them the sad one 😂😂😂 loooolll

    • @Major_Louis
      @Major_Louis 29 днів тому +9

      ​@@josephfisher9043facts, dude can't have any fun lol

    • @davea5884
      @davea5884 29 днів тому +8

      ​@@josephfisher9043Idk imagine signing up for a lifetime of college debt and your professor with main character syndrome is just collecting a paycheck and boosting his ego. I'd be frustrated now that I'm an adult, but I'd probably be conned into thinking he's the cool teacher as an 18 year old.

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye 28 днів тому +7935

    The depressing sigh. 😂👌🏽

    • @Cytrexss
      @Cytrexss 28 днів тому +75

      You can hear all the hopes and dreams radiating off of that sigh 😭

    • @Blazo97
      @Blazo97 28 днів тому +16

      The only college that is trying to teach stuff that happens in real life all the time

    • @swxrn
      @swxrn 28 днів тому +4

      @@CytrexssI mean they’re paying to be there so I don’t know why they would hope for that 😂

    • @ethandaniel8123
      @ethandaniel8123 28 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FirstLast-np2fv
      @FirstLast-np2fv 28 днів тому +1

      High school teachers: Your in for a rough time on college 😡 the college in question:

  • @truthseek2002
    @truthseek2002 24 дні тому +15

    That man is a legend!! I would be laughing so hard as a student!

  • @ThisIsTori_
    @ThisIsTori_ 8 днів тому +1

    “Sit down.” No one stood up. lol

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 29 днів тому +10960

    As an econ grad, this professor is so honest its actually refreshing.

    • @JustinWebbMusic
      @JustinWebbMusic 29 днів тому +119

      I was finishing up my degree in 2007-2008 and I remember my professor who was head of the department basically told us “lol good luck”

    • @jackmayer9372
      @jackmayer9372 29 днів тому +31

      He’s not tho, one of the highest paying degrees in business

    • @algallontheobserver3780
      @algallontheobserver3780 29 днів тому

      @@jackmayer9372 IF you can find a job.

    • @muerica1
      @muerica1 29 днів тому +38

      @@jackmayer9372Lmfaoo nope. Finance is

    • @SWIMMERJD4
      @SWIMMERJD4 29 днів тому +8

      ​@@jackmayer9372Not even top 5 and were talking about a business degree...should be getting top 3 with that.

  • @Cheezy-ee4er
    @Cheezy-ee4er 27 днів тому +14327

    "It's not about having fun, it's about giving up on your dreams and making a mediocre salary, unhappy for the rest of your life."
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @bryandaniel4852
      @bryandaniel4852 27 днів тому +190

      Oh dear, the Engineering Department is leaking again.

    • @SamFromItalia
      @SamFromItalia 27 днів тому +28

      Livin' the dream

    • @Eshugga
      @Eshugga 27 днів тому

      @@bryandaniel4852😅😅nn❤❤I

    • @Roaan-Knight
      @Roaan-Knight 27 днів тому +41

      Yeah college is not for most on top of that trade work is where the real money is

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 27 днів тому +23

      Captialism is great right?
      /s

  • @JessieDubois8
    @JessieDubois8 20 днів тому +1

    This was amazing. I aspire to be this diabolical.

  • @TheReelingPassion
    @TheReelingPassion 24 дні тому +7

    As a former Econ major myself I can confidently confirm every single thing this man just said.

  • @wheresmygrasses1549
    @wheresmygrasses1549 29 днів тому +3465

    “So pull out a pen and paper, we’re taking a quiz today”
    **intro plays**

    • @Entremanures
      @Entremanures 28 днів тому +19

      and all the students are like yeah, that's why i woke up to come here.

  • @craftysteve176
    @craftysteve176 Місяць тому +14523

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE SKATEBOARD AND THE PERFECT TIMING

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +410

      lol ty, I thought I was going to wipe out for sure

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Місяць тому +12

      @@matthewcpittman lol

    • @TotalTuxedo
      @TotalTuxedo Місяць тому +2

      ​@matthewcpittman you killed me with that.

    • @Quixan
      @Quixan 29 днів тому

      ​@@matthewcpittman did you really wait out 10 minutes for this?

    • @georgettehelena
      @georgettehelena 25 днів тому

      @@Quixan no, he plays pranks and makes random tiktoks, this was planned

  • @sauori
    @sauori 15 днів тому +1

    I think everyone needs to lighten up he's just having a bit of fun and these are the best teachers, if you would "drop out over this" then you probably would never of made it anyway.

  • @Red4350
    @Red4350 24 дні тому +4

    actually a very smart tactic...you literally have the whole classes attention at the start of the lesson

  • @5_birds
    @5_birds Місяць тому +3168

    The "uuuhhh" as soon as he entered was such a mean move, but it's perfect

    • @USS-Prinz_Eugen
      @USS-Prinz_Eugen 29 днів тому +8

      You can sense the disappointment

    • @sulusu4812
      @sulusu4812 21 день тому

      Rehearsed

    • @Muppet-kz2nc
      @Muppet-kz2nc 13 днів тому

      he was wrong. the secret to being an econ major is to make 1% off of 100 people instead of 100% off your own work.

  • @mattr8441
    @mattr8441 29 днів тому +6326

    Gettin paid to ride in ten mins late on a skateboard is wild

    • @d-nik4292
      @d-nik4292 28 днів тому +34

      Tax Money Yaaaas :D

    • @md-vq8sp
      @md-vq8sp 28 днів тому +29

      Then ofc when your now late to your next lecture he'll shout at you for packing up early

    • @BoinkrNanis
      @BoinkrNanis 28 днів тому +41

      Our first day of this dumb health class, our prof was 50 minutes late. He ran in sweating and said "sorry guys, I got 2 speeding tickets on the way here from VA Beach. I don't live there, but I camped out overnight in my car to catch my wife cheating..."
      Bruh, FIRST. DAY! He was also the weight lifting coach. All he talked about in class was his divorce 4 times a week and we had to watch him cry a dozen times during lifting. Wild shit. I felt bad, but I soent the whole semester wide eyed like "YUL SEEING THIS SHIT?!"

    • @johnnyringo2695
      @johnnyringo2695 28 днів тому +5

      ​@@BoinkrNanisfake story

    • @tamfatale
      @tamfatale 28 днів тому +4

      9 minutes and 59 seconds get it right

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 20 днів тому +1

    Satan is in that room taking notes, but not for the exam

  • @kiauni6818
    @kiauni6818 22 дні тому +4

    Too late. The clock was at zero when he rolled in. 😂

  • @periwinkle43
    @periwinkle43 Місяць тому +6983

    I absolutely love the radical skateboard entrance directly into a joke explanation that this class has the purpose of leading you into a drab life of monotony and depression

    • @angry-lucky-catty
      @angry-lucky-catty 29 днів тому +23

      Idk I probably would’ve burst into tears right there. Not really a cool or funny thing to do.

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 29 днів тому +65

      ​@@angry-lucky-catty you don't have what it takes from the jump then

    • @angry-lucky-catty
      @angry-lucky-catty 29 днів тому +21

      @@odog3254 Lol that’s fine, being an _economist_ isn’t exactly a goal of mine. Seems like the goal of a teacher should be to be a good teacher, though.

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 29 днів тому +4

      ​@@angry-lucky-catty are you studying or working? I wonder how many jobs are going to be taken by AI. I am a software developer btw.

    • @yarchived
      @yarchived 29 днів тому +6

      @@angry-lucky-catty it’s just a reality check 😆

  • @anonymous-poet
    @anonymous-poet Місяць тому +1494

    Professor Levi really said "give up on your dreams and die" 😂

    • @GoleafsGo7627
      @GoleafsGo7627 Місяць тому +4

      I had the power from 999 to 1k

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 21 день тому +2

    Clearly the lecturer is speaking the truth since he wasn't content with his "mediocre salary" so he smartened up and started a UA-cam channel to hopefully one day supplement his income 💯😎🤙🏽

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 22 дні тому +2

    I love it, he is hilarious!

  • @christianking4002
    @christianking4002 28 днів тому +6022

    Lol you know bro waited outside the door until the last second 😂

    • @thatoneguyc8312
      @thatoneguyc8312 28 днів тому +40

      He literally rode in on a skateboard, of course he was waiting.

    • @justinmitchell2164
      @justinmitchell2164 27 днів тому +11

      There are a lot of cold cases that need your particular set of skills.

    • @nEvernastyy
      @nEvernastyy 27 днів тому

      @@justinmitchell2164lmfaooo

    • @jreecefwb
      @jreecefwb 27 днів тому +2

      I mean duh. That's the entire reason this was being filmed

    • @andrewthorpe3377
      @andrewthorpe3377 27 днів тому +1

      @@jreecefwb not necessarily. It seems just as likely (if not more likely) that it was being filmed as proof that they waited the 10 minutes before leaving. At least, if I was in that class and the professor had said we could leave if he was ever more than 10 minutes late, I would have recorded it to prove I didn't leave before the required time had passed.

  • @DarkMatter2525
    @DarkMatter2525 25 днів тому +6576

    Highschool teacher: You can achieve anything you set your mind to!
    College teacher: Life is pain and only the dark abyss awaits.

    • @MizukiUkitake
      @MizukiUkitake 23 дні тому +48

      omg it's DarkMatter. You were an inspiration to me for years. Great stuff

    • @Sly25
      @Sly25 22 дні тому +39

      This is like seeing your teacher at the store

    • @LifeAdviceSite
      @LifeAdviceSite 22 дні тому +22

      I was depressed all day, but this comment made me laugh. 😂

    • @johnhicks8626
      @johnhicks8626 21 день тому +13

      As an econ major who then went on to work in Supply Chain... yes.

    • @TheINFJChannel
      @TheINFJChannel 21 день тому +2

      Lmao, God I'm glad people like you exist 🤜🤛😂💕

  • @stevendettor
    @stevendettor 22 дні тому +1

    I like how he made a joke about the sad truth lol

  • @me21464
    @me21464 20 днів тому +1

    He rolled in and said “sit down”! 😂😂😂I remember those days of waiting and scared to leave at the same time!!

  • @justasnowman5791
    @justasnowman5791 Місяць тому +11872

    Damn. Not only did he trick them, he just told them that their education is shit and that they’re gonna work a job they hate for the rest of their lives. 😂
    Edit: For those who do want to go to go to college, I would suggest looking at the UNC promise. They have 5 colleges that is only 500 a semester. But that’s if you live in NC. I’m sure other states have something similar.

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl Місяць тому +420

      Best to get them aware early so they know how to deal with the rest of their lives

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 Місяць тому +59

      It's staged dude

    • @Hdrunenzi720
      @Hdrunenzi720 Місяць тому +15

      I hope he’s just kidding around.

    • @Deathcatclub
      @Deathcatclub Місяць тому

      @@Hdrunenzi720he’s not

    • @Deathcatclub
      @Deathcatclub Місяць тому +21

      @@cheesus9512no. It isn’t.

  • @headlessshorsemen
    @headlessshorsemen 26 днів тому +7192

    The fact that he came in on the 1 second, then gave a depressing speech for the students to give up on their hopes and dreams. So brutal, yet so needed. 😭

    • @elfkid9599
      @elfkid9599 26 днів тому +55

      It’s staged

    • @jonathanhibberd9983
      @jonathanhibberd9983 25 днів тому +48

      I mean, if this were an actual situation and not staged, then the brutal lesson needed here is that I'm paying thousands of dollars not to have my time wasted with a cheap stunt. It's one thing if there is a reason for being late. But if your reason is "I want to make an entrance," I want a refund for the 9 minutes and 59 seconds that you wasted.

    • @somedudeontheinternet7587
      @somedudeontheinternet7587 25 днів тому +10

      @@jonathanhibberd9983tbh that’s your fault should have the terms and conditions first😂

    • @somedudeontheinternet7587
      @somedudeontheinternet7587 25 днів тому +3

      @@elfkid9599no shit Sherlock

    • @jaifyre702
      @jaifyre702 25 днів тому +3

      It's so college😂😂😂

  • @Palaecro
    @Palaecro 20 днів тому +1

    Teacher is too good for this class. I would be dying 😂😂😂

  • @TN_HondaDad
    @TN_HondaDad 18 днів тому +1

    Bruh was born to troll 💀💀💀

  • @jonathanjobickson9483
    @jonathanjobickson9483 28 днів тому +3817

    If Jack Black was a professor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KUROMI_IS_LIFEE
    @KUROMI_IS_LIFEE 27 днів тому +6700

    that “ughh 😔” when the professor came at that last second 😅
    OML THX FOR ALL DA LIKES

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 27 днів тому +6

      🤨

    • @Daisy_Rabbit
      @Daisy_Rabbit 27 днів тому +24

      when the professor what now 🤨

    • @galax644
      @galax644 27 днів тому +12

      @@Daisy_Rabbit dirty minded much?

    • @cryptedz9860
      @cryptedz9860 27 днів тому +4

      @@Daisy_Rabbit he's saying when he entered the room at the last second

    • @Red_Void9003
      @Red_Void9003 27 днів тому

      ​@@Daisy_RabbitI don't get it

  • @letigre5822
    @letigre5822 23 дні тому +2

    That’s the realest thing I’ve ever heard a prof say. 😂

  • @YaNeK92
    @YaNeK92 21 день тому +32

    This is the kind of teacher that everyone would be blessed to have! ❤️

    • @thisisgettingold
      @thisisgettingold 17 днів тому

      No, this guy is an egotistical turd. You aren't an entertainer. Teach these young people or kick rocks and go make TikToks.

  • @Pokesus
    @Pokesus 27 днів тому +1200

    I SWEAR HE WAS WAITING 10M IN THE DOOR JUST TO GIVE FALSE HOPE TO HIS STUDENTS LMFAO

    • @WirlWind494
      @WirlWind494 27 днів тому +8

      He had a smoke, grinning all the while.

    • @DanimalZ32
      @DanimalZ32 26 днів тому

      💯

    • @Goblineng
      @Goblineng 26 днів тому +4

      I mean, they can just leave if they want. That's the wonderful thing about college: you're an adult. You can walk out of the room. Shake off that high school mentality.
      Show up for the days you need to, learn the material on your own time, and you don't have to attend class every day.
      I sure as hell didn't. Graduated just like everyone else.

    • @queenannsrevenge100
      @queenannsrevenge100 26 днів тому

      Good real-world training 😄

    • @z3v..
      @z3v.. 26 днів тому +1

      “its not about fun” while bro casually comes in wit a skateboard 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @Adventures_in_AK
    @Adventures_in_AK Місяць тому +6550

    I love the speech! Honestly, you aren’t wrong 🤣

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +374

      Ha ha ty! I was trying to be mean, but it’s funny how many Econ people have commented being like “yeah this tracks”

    • @Bsnowman22
      @Bsnowman22 Місяць тому +41

      ​@matthewcpittman more like 90% of careers and jobs 😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +57

      @@Bsnowman22 lol

    • @fimbulvetr721
      @fimbulvetr721 Місяць тому +6

      @@matthewcpittmanI’ve never felt so attacked yet so seen 🥹

    • @267cal
      @267cal Місяць тому

      Should I reconsider my major, gonna be a freshman. 🥺

  • @aldomandovani
    @aldomandovani 23 дні тому +1

    The Hey!!! Look at me!!! Generation has a Hey!! look at me!! Profesor

  • @auburnjewels2
    @auburnjewels2 23 дні тому +1

    It wasn't bad enough he told them the truth about their futures!😂The extra kick in the nuts was the pink blazer. 🤣👍

  • @faith6575
    @faith6575 26 днів тому +2405

    “So close and yet so far, I know,” is WILD. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Nolooo
    @Nolooo Місяць тому +4662

    Econ major here. I’m a teacher now 😂😂

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +155

      ha ha

    • @flybyninja
      @flybyninja Місяць тому +16

      ​@@matthewcpittman Agreed this speech was 100% true

    • @lilrex2015
      @lilrex2015 Місяць тому

      your students hate you and wish your brake lines were cut every midterm day

    • @shimes424
      @shimes424 Місяць тому +11

      Cool tell us again about how national debt isn't important 😀

    • @sassysass6202
      @sassysass6202 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@flybyninjabut it shouldn't be, right ?

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
    @FtanmoOfEtheirys 24 дні тому +1

    When I was still in college my Greek Mythology professor was 15 mins late and I was the only one who stayed behind. Luckily I love Greek Mythology and took my exam, got a perfect score before he offered extra credit for hanging out lol.

  • @VolexCy
    @VolexCy 25 днів тому +3450

    The way the 30 minute music started right at the perfect time after his speech tho

    • @MrImodre
      @MrImodre 25 днів тому +69

      that literally marked the start of a 30-minute quiz 😂

    • @bigbens33
      @bigbens33 24 дні тому +47

      Thats what happens when you script something and rehearse

    • @Appalations
      @Appalations 21 день тому +5

      Felt like I was joining an online church service 😂

    • @ses147
      @ses147 13 днів тому

      @@bigbens33 people will believe anything

    • @inkspilll
      @inkspilll 13 днів тому

      ​@bigbens33 just let people have fun. Must you ruin everything? It doesn't really matter how belive it is. You don't go to the movies with someone and hear them say "that was a pretty good movie" and reply with "well that's what happens when you rehearse your lines and add special effects" ( or I would hope you wouldn't"

  • @Adventureswithnad-tc9yp
    @Adventureswithnad-tc9yp 18 днів тому

    Lmao the sigh when he came in. As he started talking abt being in the major 😂😄😀😕😟😞

  • @mikejones2405
    @mikejones2405 22 дні тому +2

    he really thought he ate smh

  • @ovrmya
    @ovrmya 27 днів тому +2869

    the way my smile would’ve disintegrated seeing him come in at the very last millisecond 😭

  • @regdawave
    @regdawave 26 днів тому +4022

    LMFAOOOO OMG!! You can hear someone in the back say “UGHHHH” as he rolls on in!!

    • @larryman82
      @larryman82 25 днів тому +28

      LOL i didn't hear it until you said it LOL so funny! Good ear!

    • @Mrsubzero456
      @Mrsubzero456 25 днів тому +25

      They were really hoping for it 😂

    • @TheDeane
      @TheDeane 24 дні тому +8

      LOL yeah you can tell he's an awful teacher

    • @doggo7166
      @doggo7166 24 дні тому +10

      @@TheDeane Nah tbh he seems like a chill and fun teacher.

    • @TheDeane
      @TheDeane 24 дні тому

      @@doggo7166 nah he sucks

  • @animatorFan74
    @animatorFan74 12 днів тому

    hahahaha that audible sigh when he rolls in.... hilarious :)

  • @Katsu_ragi
    @Katsu_ragi 20 днів тому

    I saw this video with The Office main title soundtrack kicking in once he showed up. It really improves over this version.

  • @Jesus_is_THE_king_of_kings
    @Jesus_is_THE_king_of_kings Місяць тому +2571

    Id just lock the door lmao😂 cant not be late if you cant get in

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +200

      😂😮

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 Місяць тому +43

      Great way to get a meeting with the Dean 😂😂😂

    • @xmercyme3923
      @xmercyme3923 Місяць тому +31

      ​@@anonymixx8106 only if somebody tells the dean who locked the door, seems to me like everybody was all for no class though so I'm not sure why they would snitch

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Місяць тому

      ​@@xmercyme3923
      There's such a thing as a security camera

    • @xmercyme3923
      @xmercyme3923 Місяць тому +8

      @@PointsofData I don't know of a single college campus that has cameras inside the classrooms but okay

  • @S_O_L_O._.R_I_D_I_N_G
    @S_O_L_O._.R_I_D_I_N_G 27 днів тому +479

    Bro gets his own intro 😭😂

    • @samm.1757
      @samm.1757 26 днів тому +4

      They gotta stop yelling the damn countdown and throw him off his game 😂

    • @iLeadpoisoningPSN
      @iLeadpoisoningPSN 26 днів тому +2

      @@samm.1757nah. They gotta count down 20 seconds behind 😂 so when he shows up, he's late

  • @masterofktulu
    @masterofktulu 22 дні тому +1

    “hey there fellow kids” vibe

  • @Nour-db7ig
    @Nour-db7ig 12 днів тому

    Why do I feel like he came earlier but waited till the last second 💀👍

  • @squirrel2797
    @squirrel2797 Місяць тому +1942

    I would have been laughing my ass off he's so awesome

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  Місяць тому +159

      Ha ha ty! I tried to act like a jerk but ended up being…. Whatever this is

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 Місяць тому +23

      @@matthewcpittmanyeah thats just being a jerk lol you had it right the first time 😂

    • @JiisTube
      @JiisTube Місяць тому +9

      Yeah so would real students. But the lack of laughter gives away how fake it is 😂

    • @sassysass6202
      @sassysass6202 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@JiisTubenah I think they were just disappointed 😅😂

    • @michaelaluyao1284
      @michaelaluyao1284 Місяць тому

      @@JiisTubeidk I think if it were fake they’d be playing up laughter. In reality all these college kids just had their dreams of a free hour crushed 😂

  • @TheFinemocha
    @TheFinemocha 28 днів тому +4074

    Finally a life coach that's honest.

    • @HScripturez
      @HScripturez 27 днів тому +10

      Except for the fact that this was staged… but true nonetheless

    • @gopnik9967
      @gopnik9967 27 днів тому +2

      Either stage or youre pissing away that money you paid for class, 10 min a day every day for a term adds up. In the business world, heads would roll.

    • @makotomiyamoto5249
      @makotomiyamoto5249 27 днів тому

      You don’t do and don’t know anything

  • @AsboJunior
    @AsboJunior 22 дні тому

    Conveniently aims the camera at the door just before he comes in

  • @kynever7865
    @kynever7865 17 днів тому

    My man rolled in on a skateboard (despite the carpet) 3 seconds before your supposed release and instant gratification to deliver some real talk. Listen kids, that is probably THE BEST teacher you could ask for!!

  • @branddransnothingbuthands599
    @branddransnothingbuthands599 Місяць тому +541

    The fact that the song started right after his speech makes it even funnier 😂

  • @jaedynstjuste1708
    @jaedynstjuste1708 27 днів тому +757

    Bro ain’t the Main Character, he’s the Main Villain. i mean watch his entrance plus his down to earth real asf monologue

    • @aalphapink
      @aalphapink 27 днів тому +4

      So if you dream of being the villain, all dreams come back within reach. Logic checks out.

  • @bsfatboy
    @bsfatboy 20 днів тому

    The sighs, priceless. And he is wearing a pink suit jacket

  • @TheBad-ru4hu
    @TheBad-ru4hu 23 дні тому

    Bro the next timer that played was on point

  • @damianpogu7272
    @damianpogu7272 27 днів тому +5143

    “It’s about giving up your dreams and being depressed for the rest of your life” bro I would’ve walked out the fucking door at that point.

    • @v3al0m69
      @v3al0m69 27 днів тому +236

      He just saying plain truth...

    • @ykd818
      @ykd818 27 днів тому

      ​@@v3al0m69YES, AND THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS COMMENT TOLD YOU HIS HONEST TRUTH. WHICH IS FAR MORE ADMIRABLE

    • @JustStopLyingToUs
      @JustStopLyingToUs 27 днів тому

      Cause you’re mentally soft

    • @stephenly6659
      @stephenly6659 27 днів тому +126

      He ain’t wrong

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 27 днів тому

      ​@@stephenly6659u good?

  • @marine47ncaa25
    @marine47ncaa25 29 днів тому +554

    Dude is a LEGEND😂😂😂

  • @hambohitz
    @hambohitz 20 днів тому

    My meanest professors are my favorite in hindsight. They weren’t so bad I just didn’t understand then 😂

  • @BoomBillion
    @BoomBillion 15 днів тому

    Teacher's suitcases: thank god you made it. Almost had to give the lecture on my own.

  • @smashville6217
    @smashville6217 26 днів тому +1068

    He taught a whole life lesson in 15 seconds !!! Fuck yo dreams 😂

    • @ShaynieB
      @ShaynieB 26 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, facts!

    • @kokobopjammer2571
      @kokobopjammer2571 25 днів тому +1

      Nah make em come true lol

    • @chrisquiles8357
      @chrisquiles8357 25 днів тому +2

      What’s even crazier is they prolly sat for 10 minutes before setting that timer 😂😂

    • @ngjty
      @ngjty 25 днів тому

      Well 10 min and 15 sec but yes haha

  • @produde33
    @produde33 29 днів тому +317

    You can hear all the students get upset when he actually showed up 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @TammyGrabel
    @TammyGrabel 23 дні тому

    I felt that “ughhh” deep in my soul 😅

  • @user-sd2yq4rf4n
    @user-sd2yq4rf4n 13 днів тому

    Ahahahahah, cannot imagine this in Switzerland. Lectures starts on time and finish on time, always

  • @Touma134
    @Touma134 Місяць тому +129

    Damn you crushed both their short term and long term dreams in the span of 15 seconds. This is why you're the professor.

    • @matthewcpittman
      @matthewcpittman  29 днів тому +9

      ha ha ha

    • @Celibrimbor
      @Celibrimbor 26 днів тому

      At least he showed them that the real world will cheat and lie too. He was too late

  • @MrsRyanna01
    @MrsRyanna01 Місяць тому +1235

    As someone with a bachelor’s in economics I really resonated with his speech

    • @janew.
      @janew. Місяць тому +15

      Same. I feel personally attacked.

    • @hi86065
      @hi86065 Місяць тому +16

      Econ here too. I work from home now. Aint that bad 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @RedSander_BR
      @RedSander_BR Місяць тому +8

      Yep, never got my first job, still unemployed after two years of searching.
      What a shitty degree... should have done coumputer science instead.

    • @Anonymous-gu5ch
      @Anonymous-gu5ch Місяць тому +7

      ​@@RedSander_BRyou think tech is better? Hahahahahahahahahaha.

    • @RedSander_BR
      @RedSander_BR Місяць тому +4

      Yes it is, because you can use CS skills to make APPs and use that as work experience, try doing the same with a economics degree.
      Everyone i know who graduated with me is either unemployed, working in another area, or had their father get them a job because they were a nepo baby.
      Meanwhile everyone who did CS is either working in a big company or in a shitty small company, But hey, at least they are employed and getting their own money.
      Guess what i am doing right now after two years of searching for jobs in my area? i Swiched to CS, and am taking multiple programming and database courses, wanna know how many job offers i can find now?
      So yeah, if you can't find jobs in CS, is because you don't want to take the shitty CS jobs for begginers.
      But if you can't find jobs in Econ, is because there are literally none, trust me, i been looking for +2 years.

  • @darleniepoo
    @darleniepoo 23 дні тому

    dude, i love this guy😂

  • @yah929
    @yah929 14 днів тому

    That student "oh" was so depressed 😂 they were disappointed at their most lol

  • @pgakt
    @pgakt Місяць тому +330

    Hearing people going “ughh” when he comes in is the funniest bit

  • @captainjackknife5817
    @captainjackknife5817 Місяць тому +4124

    Thats my kind of teacher. Tells it like it is and lets them know their major doesn't get them where they want to be. We need this honesty in every school

    • @kronicanon
      @kronicanon 29 днів тому +44

      If the goal is a high paying salary I’m pretty sure an economics major is a pretty safe route….he’s saying basically his students are taking the safe route. No one dreams of being an economics major.

    • @HusbandoCollector
      @HusbandoCollector 29 днів тому +44

      Pls tell me you didn’t actually believe he was being genuine and it wasn’t such an obvious joke, yall are so gullible my god

    • @kronicanon
      @kronicanon 29 днів тому +7

      @@HusbandoCollector the professor? How was he kidding?

    • @Losmerengues1902
      @Losmerengues1902 29 днів тому +6

      Average starting salary for an Econ major is $76,000 and average salary overall is in the 6 figures. What are you smoking?

    • @vendettachicken
      @vendettachicken 29 днів тому +7

      Unreliable, intentionally doesn't show up on time and gives absolutely zero fcks for his profession? That is what we need in every school?

  • @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095
    @yeetboiwhatyesplease2095 24 дні тому +1

    Amadeus legendary right at the end lol

  • @Itz_Crawfish
    @Itz_Crawfish 22 дні тому +2

    Technically the time was over whenever he came in so they still could've left if they wanted to lol

  • @thejhp1
    @thejhp1 29 днів тому +276

    the transition into the 30 min timer for the quiz is insane 😂

  • @Pxlse69k
    @Pxlse69k Місяць тому +1170

    Nahh that shit was brutal💀

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries Місяць тому +4

      I would have left anyways

    • @sirisaac6225
      @sirisaac6225 Місяць тому +4

      @@TheFrenchedFriesOnly hurts you lol you’re still paying them regardless.

    • @opmason2293
      @opmason2293 Місяць тому

      @@TheFrenchedFries you're the one paying for it, why go if you hate it so much

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries 29 днів тому +1

      @@opmason2293 because I don't go to classes where teachers disrespect the students by showing up late, only to come in seconds before they said it's okay to leave if they aren't there yet. If I'm expected to be in class at a certain time, the teacher should have a higher expectation of showing up on time(if not early) as well.

    • @TheFrenchedFries
      @TheFrenchedFries 29 днів тому +1

      @@sirisaac6225 I don't go to classes where teachers play games with your education 🤷‍♂️

  • @biggleesh
    @biggleesh 24 дні тому +1

    Bro just taught them a valuable life lesson

  • @JustAMoreExtremeSide
    @JustAMoreExtremeSide 20 днів тому

    I bet he’s an awesome teacher.

  • @theMightyWhytey
    @theMightyWhytey 27 днів тому +4126

    Finally a college professor teaching the youth something useful…

    • @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez
      @JoseRodriguez-eu5ez 27 днів тому +39

      How to be late for a class you're paying your own money for to learn, and believe the professor not being there is somehow a good thing.
      Dude is teaching irresponsibility.

    • @Fayren01
      @Fayren01 27 днів тому +22

      Ah yes discouragement my favorite.

    • @Ubebread1
      @Ubebread1 27 днів тому

      Immediate quiz

    • @frankerz8339
      @frankerz8339 27 днів тому +3

      murican colleges are more like kindergardens

    • @user-Kova15
      @user-Kova15 27 днів тому

      You don’t learn anything in college, you go there to get scammed and lied to. And get into mass debt

  • @arturosann7016
    @arturosann7016 28 днів тому +1310

    Truest statement I actually heard from a professor of our time!

    • @GRAYgauss
      @GRAYgauss 28 днів тому +13

      TBH, it's about the most value you could get out of a college nowadays.