Skintel N.Keychain "narrate my life" an expression that usually means someone interesting enough in you that will tell you in his perspective the sad moments from your life putting them in contrast to the happy moments.... that's why i, Lemony Snicket, I was choose to tell the unfortunate story of the Baudalaire children. Like if you read it with his voice.
To do a one-handed handstand push up you have to weight 50 kg and be training in some circus for as long as you can walk. It requires tremendous balance and core strength that only a few can muster. That is always going to be relevant.
2:11 devil: reason number 2, look at what I can do *does a one arm hand stand* Kronk: but... what does that have to do with anythi- Angel: no no, he's got a point
"Well Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out. And then this guy popped up, and then we waited for you, and quite honestly-"
I love kronk, he's such an opposite to Izma's evil, intelligent and skinny character. His voice is also awesome and I wish my voice was deeper so I could do it, but I swear I've heard that voice in another cartoon before
And this is the same guy who voice acts for Joe from Family Guy and Samson from Venture Bros.. Priceless. Man I actually miss kronk and seeing the guys voice acting... Good compilation btw
I actually created this video many many years ago but I thought it was lost when my channel went down, it’s great to see it lives on, thanks for saving my video.
"Uh, how did we, Kronk?" "You got me. By all accounts, it makes no sense." Also: "I've never liked your spinach puffs." "That's it. She's going down!" I love him.
As an adult I'm just realizing that in the dinner scene there is Latin jazz (Bossa Nova) in the background (Girl from Ipanema). Why is this significant? Kuzco = Cuzco, Peru = Latin America. Given that this movie is meant to be pre-colombian makes this even more of a hoot!!!!! 🎷😍😂😂😂😭😭😭 (Sorry if I ruined the joke by explaining it)!
I just love that they're all united by the spinach puffs. Like, it seems like an innocuous one off joke thing, but it's so important to Kronk that Ysma loses his loyalty over it.
3:18 Not just any mahogany, either. This mahogany is from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are three hundred feet tall and breath fire! It is from these trees that this door was forged two thousand years ago, using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does it make this door NIGH INDESTRUCTIBLE, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! Also, it's a very fine material. Very expensive. ...Mahogany.
EVEN I, A SPINACH HATER, WOULD EAT THOSE DELICIOUS DOUGH WRAPPED LEAVES OF FINELY CHOPPED SPINACH BOILED IN HOT FAT UNTIL SOLID, SPICED WITH TRADITIONAL SPICES OF THE MOST WONDERFUL FLAVOUR!
*Chandelier drops Kronk: *My name is Kronk and I recommend you turn off your current viewing device if you wish to keep your currently not dreadful day not dreadful, as today I am here to recount a series of unfortu-* Wait, wait, wait, I think I have the wrong script.
"Just one more for exotic bird bingo" Why this is one of the few Disney movies that makes me belly laugh. They must've used different writers or something
Funny to think as adorable and pure as kronk is he essentially attempted to crush Ezma to death with a chandelier without hesitation for daring to insult his spinach puffs
Many parts are missing of course, however; this is great enough to teach ppl how Kronk is fascinating. lol The scene @ the restaurant is one of my favorites, btw. He's essentially simple but he's smart enough to remember the orders and actually make them as a chief. He obviously needs job changing. lol
Nah that's a harp. If it was a lyre the strings would be centered with the bronze making a sort of 'U' shape surrounding it. Kronk Angle had a 'C' bronze work with the strings connected to the top and bottom
"Oh right! The poison! The poison for Kusco! The poison chosen specially to kill Kusco! Kusco's poison!" *Yzma rolls her eyes* "That poison?" "YES, that poison!" I always loved those lines. Kusco is probably the best Disney henchman ever made. He fits all the requirements: Big muscles/small brain. An honest, yes bumbling demeanor. Unable to do anything right (at least anything the villain tells him to do.
All of Kronk is the best of Kronk
exactly
Rodrigo Garduño I'm so kronk
BoredCanadian you're not the only one who is Kronk
Rodrigo Garduño yes
Rodrigo Garduño he sounds like brody from yo mama
Patrick Warburton doesn't have to tell jokes to be funny, his comedic timing and delivery is just so natural.
honestly just the inflection in his voice gets me.
CJ Hedberg Like Adam West
CJ Hedberg just met him today, he’s genuinely an awesome dude
CJ Hedberg Hey 🅱️eter
This voice is a voice that needs to narrate my life
Skintel N.Keychain "narrate my life" an expression that usually means someone interesting enough in you that will tell you in his perspective the sad moments from your life putting them in contrast to the happy moments.... that's why i, Lemony Snicket, I was choose to tell the unfortunate story of the Baudalaire children.
Like if you read it with his voice.
Skintel N.Keychain ikr
Actual!!!!!!
Skintel N.Keychain brock samson
Voice of Joe Swanson ?
Underrated character from an underrated movie.
Mathew Seaman this movie isnt ubderrated
everyone knows this movis is the shit
arcnova I agree
Him calling the movie and Kronk underrated isn't an insult if anything it's a compliment.
it is not it is really good that it even got a good animated series as well
Marvel/StarWarsFan2018 yes!
"THE PEASANT!! AT THE DINER!!!"
"...he didn't pay his check."
gogotrololo 619 -it's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared in the crowd, with kuzco at the back of his car, GASP😂😂:)
Amanda Eklund inner Lemony Snicket that Kronk has before he played as him!
Read that right when the video played that
Also the little tent... Down there...
gogotrololo 619 ?
Three reasons to listen to me
1) That guys got that weird stringy thing
2) Look what I can do
what does that have to do with this? (No, no, he has a point)
yes cause you know... what happened when "the other guy" try to do it...
What's the 3rd reason?
Exactly
Aidan Barnes “and that’s a dress”
Break it down?! Wha-you kiddin me ? This is hand carved mahogany ..
Mahogany . . . Maaaaahogony.
Mahogany doors!
mahogany doors.
but... who's ranium is it?
21DaHoagie12 Well, we now know where Effie got that "That is mahogany!" statement from
2:14 When Kronk is smarter than his own common sense
Ender Tuber 😂
Ender Tuber hahahaha
No no, he’s got a point
They are not his common sense but his conscience. The angel prompts him to make moral decisions and the devil makes him do more amoral decisions.
@@trueblue6201 r/ whoooooosh
*does handstand*
“What does that have to do with...”
“Nono, he’s got a point.”
To do a one-handed handstand push up you have to weight 50 kg and be training in some circus for as long as you can walk. It requires tremendous balance and core strength that only a few can muster.
That is always going to be relevant.
Or, the robe will fall over his head and that's why he technically "cant" do one because it will reveal his underwear
@@j.w.7608 What is he, an anime girl?
My bet is that he goes commando.
@@MizantropMan nah kids show cant be showing that kinda stuff
God, I love this movie.
stardustgalaxy17 Same. Such an underrated movie.
I agree. It's awesome but underrated.
I always wanted to know Devil Kronk's 3rd reason to walk away
Derek Hamby riiiiight
Ikr?!! He's an idiot, but dn he's adorable, and really sweet, and so so so so BUFF!!
"Strange... that usually works."
Boss Isaac "And so does this."
"Ah. Should've seen that coming. Whoa!"
Lol, that was Right Level
Well, you know, performance issues. It's not uncommon. One out of five m-
EnderGeek
OH! i just realised tfs spoofed this
woooow
2:11
devil: reason number 2, look at what I can do *does a one arm hand stand*
Kronk: but... what does that have to do with anythi-
Angel: no no, he's got a point
我喜欢耶稣InfinityTemplar still my favourite part
**Gasp** The peasant! At the diner! **long pause** He didn't pay his check.
XlitleoY
lol as I saw it
+Solid Snake kronk geeeeaaarrr
that's actually kinda serious, u know, economic stuffs
😂 😂 😂
"Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense"
Rodimus Rider 2016’s election hahaha
Fukin maga
hahaha love that
First time I saw him pull that map down and utter that line, I lost my shit like I have never lost it in a movie before.
3:26
Best of kronk
*every scene with him in it*
Missing a handful of them
Yup the pull the lever scene is missing
And the one with His own Themen Song
Man I love Patrick Warburton
Bob Jones Who doesn't?
Clark Kent Don't you have a city to save? Oops, did I say that out loud?
Clark Kent Or dead, don't forget dead.
Bob Jones he also voices John Swanson in family guy
*Joe
As a kid, I never really noticed how Kronk is "pitching a tiny tent" at 2:46.
Runaway Script of David Cage quite literally
*"Morning wood"*
Oh yeah 😂
Oh my god......
How am I only now seeing the tent?!?!
"Reason number 2, look what I can do" is the best reason always.
Wizblizz yep
He’s got a point
Wizblizz true
I wonder what reason number 3 was gonna be
Ethan Peterson You dont need a 3. Those first 2 were bulletproof. Lmao
"that's it. She's going down."
Now now remember guys from above the wicked shall recieve their just reward
"That'll do."
MultiMetar "that'll work"
Reloading pitchfork is awesome :)
Strange, that usually works
2:09 me in a job interview when I'm explaining to the manager why they should hire me
BoredCanadian Manager: What does that have to do with any-
Other worker: No no, he's got a point
I thought you where going to use 3:26
R O B E
I love it when the mini Kronks pop out and have so much sass! XD
Aj Cruz right
1 person
hated Kronk's spinach puffs
+TFGC make that 2
2 people hated Kronk's spinach puffs
besides yzma?
TFGC
now 20, their multiplying
Why is Yzma making all of these accounts to dislike the video anyway? :P
"Well Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out. And then this guy popped up, and then we waited for you, and quite honestly-"
"Now now, remember guys...from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward"
"That'll work."
@@YTWarrior100 "Strange, that usually works."
I love when everyone is confused together.
I love kronk, he's such an opposite to Izma's evil, intelligent and skinny character. His voice is also awesome and I wish my voice was deeper so I could do it, but I swear I've heard that voice in another cartoon before
Joe from family guy
He has done a LOT of voices. One of the most profilic voice actors but just not as much range as someone like Billy West.
Who needs range when you have a voice like Patrick Warburton?
itd puddy from seinfeld
kim possible
And this is the same guy who voice acts for Joe from Family Guy and Samson from Venture Bros.. Priceless. Man I actually miss kronk and seeing the guys voice acting... Good compilation btw
Hes also in 3eps of Archer, as Rip Riley. great performance from him there
Not to mention Lemony Snicket
He's also in Rules of Engagement and the later seasons of Less Than Perfect. He's a great actor!
michael91745 he even voiced buzz lightyear in the 90's buzz lightyear cartoon, not the movie
^ My favourite character of his yet. So fucking pissed, he died waay too early
right, that's a harp.. and that's a dress
caphalor08 R O B E
Reason #2. Look what I can do.
Ha, ha! Ha!
what... what does thart have to do with anything?
no no. He's got a point
RO🅱️E
0:38 When you're trying to work on an essay.
I don’t understand? What like extending words?
pfft haha yeah I do this sometimes too.
“I thought we’d start off with a soup, and a light salad, and see how we feel after that.”
So thoughtful.
"Reason number 2: look what I can do!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"No, no, he's got a point."
Gets me every time xD
Look I can do. Always wins the argument.
id be ready to fight BOUT MY FOOD LOL "I NEVER LIKED YOUR SPINACH PUFFS" *GASP* TEARS
That’s it. She’s going down.
That's it she's going down 4:10
My heart genuinely broke when Yzma told Kronk she never liked his spinach puffs. You heartless wench
"That's it kronk! Break the door down!!"
"Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand carved mahogany" 😂
Dude I felt that one!
I actually created this video many many years ago but I thought it was lost when my channel went down, it’s great to see it lives on, thanks for saving my video.
Oh right, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison...that poison?
YES THAT POISON!
"I'm gonna lead you down the path that *R O C K S*!"
"Oh come off it."
@@alexerickson5420 YOU come off it!
@@disneyparksstarwarslover7638 "You!"
@@alexerickson5420 You!
@@disneyparksstarwarslover7638 "You infinity!"
Patrick Warburton is a highlight of literally anything he appears in.
Oh Kronk. Always worth a laugh, especially in this movie
"Uh, how did we, Kronk?"
"You got me. By all accounts, it makes no sense."
Also: "I've never liked your spinach puffs."
"That's it. She's going down!"
I love him.
You know that feeling Kronk's voice gives you?
Santa yay im not the only one here from supermega
Santa it's the feeling of pure satisfaction
Kronk. The original ASMRtist.
lust
That I'm a little conflicted. That voice?
Nobody:
UA-cam Recommendations in 2019:
KRONK
Perfect system
Looks like its all coming together.
Devil: reason n.2. Look what I can do
Kronk: what does tha...
Angel: nonono he’s got a point there
Lmaooo
*Gasp* The Peasant! At the Diner!.............he didn't pay his check. Lol 😂
3:26
One of the most versatile meme lines of all time
I never realized that she legitimately was mumbling “hit him on the head”
2:03 *It's a fucking lyre.*
Lamer Gamer lmao I just commented this
Spoiler:When Ezma was young she was The Maleficent from Disneys Maleficent
Creepykongs 666
what a twist.
As an adult I'm just realizing that in the dinner scene there is Latin jazz (Bossa Nova) in the background (Girl from Ipanema). Why is this significant? Kuzco = Cuzco, Peru = Latin America. Given that this movie is meant to be pre-colombian makes this even more of a hoot!!!!! 🎷😍😂😂😂😭😭😭 (Sorry if I ruined the joke by explaining it)!
D. Omar Wingo I just noticed that as well lol
D. Omar Wingo oh! I think I get it now 😆
3:24 my favourite part
I just love that they're all united by the spinach puffs. Like, it seems like an innocuous one off joke thing, but it's so important to Kronk that Ysma loses his loyalty over it.
I like how The Kronk is literally just Joe Swanson
The fucking devil-kronk cocking the pitchfork like a rifle
So many people comment on my channel that I sound like this guy. Now I know just how awesome that is. I need to watch this movie!
How did you like it?
@@weirdnoise11 three thumbs up from me 👍👍👍
YOU SKIPPED KRONK'S THEME SONG. DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOOOOLE FAMILY! (Make a note of this)
Mulan
DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!
3:18
Not just any mahogany, either. This mahogany is from the planet of
Malchior 7, where the trees are three hundred feet tall and breath fire!
It is from these trees that this door was forged two thousand years ago,
using ancient blood rituals of the Malchior people. Not only does it
make this door NIGH INDESTRUCTIBLE, but it can bend the fabric of the
universe itself!
Also, it's a very fine material. Very expensive.
...Mahogany.
Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!?!?!?
"You know the feeling Kronk's voice gives you"
No one disses Kronk's spinach puffs and gets away with it!
EVEN I, A SPINACH HATER, WOULD EAT THOSE DELICIOUS DOUGH WRAPPED LEAVES OF FINELY CHOPPED SPINACH BOILED IN HOT FAT UNTIL SOLID, SPICED WITH TRADITIONAL SPICES OF THE MOST WONDERFUL FLAVOUR!
0:40 can you be anymore specific about it?
kronk sounds like joe from family guy
+Mouse Uz They're both voiced by the same guy
Mouse Uz that's bc they're voiced by the same person lmao 😂
Mouse Uz oh.. RIIIGHT.
And Brody from yo mama
Mouse Uz same guy
Lmfao to all the kids who don't know who David Puddy is
YOU STOLE MY JESUS FISH
High five!
Cheetos Doritos or Fritos
Cronk, not the hero we deserve, but one we need.
Same voice for Joe Swanson...best.. performance..EVER!!!
Sekiko Gaming That's Patrick Warburton. I recognize that voice anywhere.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that kronk almost killed izma for not liking his spinach puffs.
You owe me, a new acorn.
Kronk is the best Disney character and none of you can change my mind ever
Kronk is such an amazing character that he got his own movie.
Yzma is one of the biggest villains of all time. She said on Kronk's face that his spinach puffs are bad. What a monster...
Oh yeah. It's all coming together
Izma telling Kronk she hates his spinach puffs breaks my heart lmao
3:05
When you’re trying to find the screenshot of the meme and this video shows up on your feed
"The peasant! At the diner.... he didn't pay his check." XD
3:06
Ah, yeah. It’s all coming together.
*Chandelier drops
Kronk: *My name is Kronk and I recommend you turn off your current viewing device if you wish to keep your currently not dreadful day not dreadful, as today I am here to recount a series of unfortu-* Wait, wait, wait, I think I have the wrong script.
Reason 2:Look what I can do **Does a hand stand**
2:12 😂 “he’s got a point” We need sequels of this i would pay my children to see it.
There is a sequel already. Kronk’s new groove.
3:05 "Oh yeah, it's all coming together"
"Just one more for exotic bird bingo" Why this is one of the few Disney movies that makes me belly laugh. They must've used different writers or something
When he breaks down the door-THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Funny to think as adorable and pure as kronk is he essentially attempted to crush Ezma to death with a chandelier without hesitation for daring to insult his spinach puffs
"Very good Kronk, here, get the snack... GOT IT!" XD
Oh yeah its all comeing together
He was gonna kill her just because she hated his spinach puffs
This is one of my favourite Disney films of all time - it is HILARIOUS!!!
Never dislike the spinach puffs.
I love this movie! Kronk is also a dim witted sweetheart it’s beautiful. The shoulder conscious duo are brilliant too
3:06 When it's all coming together
I love how Kronk isn’t stupid, he may have a lack of ability to say no, but ultimately he also seems to be very well read during the kitchen scene
3:06 for anyone who’s here for the meme!
I can't BELIEVE that you didn't put the scene where he completely misunderstood the order he was given to make at the diner.
right, the Best
the Best of Kronk
the Best chosen specifically to only include Kronk
Kronk's Best
...
that Best?
Many parts are missing of course, however; this is great enough to teach ppl how Kronk is fascinating. lol
The scene @ the restaurant is one of my favorites, btw.
He's essentially simple but he's smart enough to remember the orders and actually make them as a chief. He obviously needs job changing. lol
Was it the movies or show where he stole the ladder? I've been looking for that clip and can't find it.
"well you got me by all accounts it does not make sense"
lol the stringy music thing is actually called a lyre not a harp.
liar
Subscribes to anything No I don't lie lol
Nah that's a harp. If it was a lyre the strings would be centered with the bronze making a sort of 'U' shape surrounding it.
Kronk Angle had a 'C' bronze work with the strings connected to the top and bottom
"Oh right! The poison! The poison for Kusco! The poison chosen specially to kill Kusco! Kusco's poison!"
*Yzma rolls her eyes*
"That poison?"
"YES, that poison!"
I always loved those lines. Kusco is probably the best Disney henchman ever made. He fits all the requirements:
Big muscles/small brain.
An honest, yes bumbling demeanor.
Unable to do anything right (at least anything the villain tells him to do.
thats it shes going down
“Kronk is my favorite Disney Princess.”
“But Kronk isn’t a princess!”
“I know. It’s called a cruel irony.”
🤣
3:10... I know that's a Movie and It's Kronkh but how in the Hell is he doing this?!
Good hand eye coordination.
AerisDo the other end can be tied to something off screen :3
1:55 honestly this is my favorite part. Something about pitch-shifted Patrick Warburton calling the robe a dress brings me such joy in this world.
I LOVE KRONK!
imnotglutenfree Oof I love him as well, he is too underrated...