I love how half her plans are just regular life plans that would honestly provide her a better life outside of villainy. "I know how I'll kill Kuzco: I'll make smart investments in the stock market, and, after I make a fortune, retire in Florida! Wait a minute..."
For the majority of them, it’s nice to know that Kronk may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least he has enough brains to point out the flaws in in Yzma’s plans.
@@Nothinghfjrhdhehdhdhehe part of it stems from his father's disappointment in him, that Kronk would never amount to anything. Since Yzma was the advisor to the emperor, it may have been his way to move up in the world.
@@netherfreakultima4498 ikr. The funniest part of the gag is she starts out with some overly convoluted plan, makes no sense at all, only to settle for a more simplified one. And when I say they make no sense I mean they have nothing to do with stopping Cuzco from graduating.
I think it's really sweet that Yzma's plan at 1:15 was basically just a way for her and Kronk to get a nice place for themselves. She even remembered those pans he wants. She doesn't admit it but Kronk is basically her best friend. 😂
Don't worry everybody I have a plan to bring this show back on TV: First I'll gather a lot of groundhogs Second I'll give them lots of sugar so they can't hibernate Then I'll sell them as one of a kind groundhogs to kids and earn lots of money Finally I'll use that money to earn my very own talk show and have Chris Rock as my guest for the first episode It's Brilliant! Brilliant! BRILLIANT!
Waheed Abdullah You started out with the money, I can get that... You kind of lost me with the talkshow. How exactly does that get the show running again? And don't we still have money from the masks?
Yzma's lines are really quite brilliant. And it's the little things that really sell it, like at 2:13 when she's listing off the two things the clone will do - she starts numerically for the first entry, then switches to the alphabet for the second entry. Kind of shows she's just as much of a ditz as Kronk is in a very Pinky-and-the-Brain way.
Oh heres a plan Yzma, you use a potion to turn yourself into Kuzco. Then you be the best student in all of his classes, then u get to graduate and become emperor, meanwhile the real Kuzco will be exiled and thought to be an imposter, its brrrrrilliant
better yet use the knowlage of potions and super awesome secret lab tect to make a super popular theme park and use the money gained to build her own kingdom
Whammy Cheng if you listen to some of them like the race lama and the cat one they do work in the favour cause both times he fails cause one he’s turned into a race lama and the other one his cat does vanish
Wait...the one where Yzma can be empress for a day... Couldn't she order Kuzco to be locked away so she could rule forever? SHE LITERALLY HAD THE EMPIRE IN THE BAG!!!
And she almost did that by showing him some absurd rule in the contract which Kuzco hadn't read, obviously. But then Kuzco's bride turned into human again because Kronk messed something with the potion (can't remember what it was exactly). So the deal was annuled eventually.
She was about to but because Kronk messed up the potion it didn't last and so his wife to be returned being human and since that broke the deal Kuzco and Yzma made, it was rendered null and void.
The Santa plan would've worked in the long run, considering that people put up Christmas decorations in August now. Kuzcoween would be wiped out like a week-old reminder on a dry erase board.
I didn't know there are people much worse than Filipinos who already put up Christmas decors in August... (modern Filipinos consider the Christmas season starting in September 1, heralding the "'-ber' months")
Oh damn I didn't realize Eartha Kitt, Yzma's VA passed in 2008. She died the way she lived based on what I researched... Brilliant brilliant brilliant!!
+JD00720 The one that gets ME every time is the one where the plan ends with Kuzco becoming Emperor again, Yzma wondering how that happened, and Kronk saying "Beats me, lady, it's your handwriting."
I actually kinda like and appreciate they turned some of the ebst bits from the movie into running gags, especially since really, those work well as running gags. Though its funny how in the movie Yzma's original plan was simply a joke on complexity addition, while it seems to be a mix of complexity and Yzma missing the point of the plan, making her a little ditzier. still hilarious.
4:43: Me: Why don’t we just drug Kuzco and throw his body in the river? Yzma: We could, but it would be too brutal. I’m an evil genius, not a brute. Me: Okay.
...wait a second...is this where the Phineas & Ferb got the inspiration for Doof's crazy schemes? If so, there's one difference...Doof uses the crazy schemes. XD
Alright, this videos have inspired me to come up with the greatest plan to get Disney to start making all the GOOD shows again. First, I go invest in some low-cost stocks. Next, I manipulate the stock market so that my stock prices skyrocket, then I cash in and make millions. Then, I buy about a thousand pounds of cherry-flavored gelatin mix, a pool and a ton of ice. Finally, I use the gelatin mix and ice to turn the pool into a giant vat of jello, and cool off this summer in the most fun and delicious way yet! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!
Yzma:First, I'll turn Kuzco into a rabbit. Kronk:BEEN THERE. Yzma:Ok. Start over. First I'll turn Kuzco into a tree frog. Kronk:DONE THAT. Yzma:Ok. Have we done llama? Kronk:Oh, you're kidding, right?
The fact that Kronk is presented as a student here and Yzma as the principal is kinda weird considering it is implied that Kronk is literally arm candy for her in the first film.
The movie also had a roadside diner in the middle of the jungle, Tipo using an electric floor waxer, and Yzma’s rollercoaster to her secret lab. Don’t bother questioning it, it’s a cartoon.
I love two things about this. The fact that Yzma acts like Kronk's crazy aunt but actually cares about his wants and needs to an extent. And then there's the fact that Kuzco when he needs something drastic, literally goes to the person that plans him demise in her own secret lab no less.
0:03 Yzma: "Let's see, how can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh, I know. First, I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then, I'll put that hippo on a diet. Then, I'll invite the hippo over for dinner. And when he gets here, I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big... [crashes] He can't even move! HA! HA! HA! HA! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!" Kronk: "What are you servin'?" 0:27 Yzma: "Huh?" Kronk: "Well, hippos are vegetarians, really, so I thought a light salad to start, and then maybe a veggie lasagna. Of course, we'll need about 80 pounds of that." Yzma: "Or to avoid to an excessive grocery bill, I'll just turn him into a turtle!" Kronk: "Yeah. Good. They don't eat as much."
Then it's settled, for the greater good I will become president and make Yzmas a holiday to be celebrated by all. It will be my gift to the world, and it is my duty...
Yzma: "Now, let's see. How can I make sure Kuzco misses enough days of school? [dings] Oh, I know. First, I'll climb the tallest mountain. Next, I'll put a snow potions in the clouds. Then, snow will fall all over his village. And he'll build snowmen, and have snowball fights, and drink hot chocolate, and make snow angels. It's a winter wonderland!" Kronk: "Sounds like fun!" Yzma: "FUN?! [scoffs] We don't wanna have fun. So instead, we'll use this."
"It sounded like a good idea when I thought of it last night in bed." Did Yzma just describe about half of my plot bunny fanfics that peter our after a chapter?
I know how to bring Stan Lee, Eartha Kitt and Stephen Hillenberg back from the dead! First, I’ll make a movie franchise Then, I’ll sell it to Disney Next, I’ll use it to install a virus in everyone’s computers that makes their bank accounts deposit money into mine And finally, I’ll use that money to buy as many houses as I can! It’s brilliant, BRILLIANT, BRRRRRRILLIANT!
@@Hydra2054Or in order to avoid another Y2K virus,we will have to use that. I then point to a book that read "Dead Goolies and Angels:A book on how to bring people back from the dead.".
Richard Knapp Actually, she would of succeeded and became an impress if she used that as a weapon against Kuzco, but meh the show is for children and it's no fun ending the show there.
0:17 I’ll feed him and feed him and feed him 0:19 until he gets so big… 0:20 💥 0:21 HE CAN’T EVEN MOVE! 0:22 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 0:24 It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!
@@Nuwillshajerod52 Well hippos are vegetarians really. So I thought of a light salad to start then maybe a veggie lasagna. Of course we’ll need about 80 lbs of that.
I love how half her plans are just regular life plans that would honestly provide her a better life outside of villainy. "I know how I'll kill Kuzco: I'll make smart investments in the stock market, and, after I make a fortune, retire in Florida! Wait a minute..."
@@liamduke2670 plan b
@@scarletwarlock3261 we use THIS!
@@drapas it will turn kusco into a common house spider
@@scarletwarlock3261 and he will not be able to check in during classes! Ha!
BRILLIANT!
For the majority of them, it’s nice to know that Kronk may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least he has enough brains to point out the flaws in in Yzma’s plans.
Yeah but why does he work for her again?
Because he’s Kronk
@@Nothinghfjrhdhehdhdhehe part of it stems from his father's disappointment in him, that Kronk would never amount to anything.
Since Yzma was the advisor to the emperor, it may have been his way to move up in the world.
idiotic genius is what kronk is..... with a good heart
@@Nothinghfjrhdhehdhdhehe and he sometimes acts dumber than a rock.
Yzma is seriously the best thing ever to happen during my childhood
XD
She comes up with the dumbest plans ever
Yes
@@netherfreakultima4498yep😂
@@netherfreakultima4498 ikr.
The funniest part of the gag is she starts out with some overly convoluted plan, makes no sense at all, only to settle for a more simplified one.
And when I say they make no sense I mean they have nothing to do with stopping Cuzco from graduating.
@@DamontheDemon7 making it hilarious XD
you know, none of them are as good as the classic SMASH IT WITH A HAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pgj1997 she had a plan for snow, thats fantastic
pgj1997
Maybe not for getting rid of Kuzco... but some pretty clever Get Rich Quick schemes.
mammma!❤!
King dedede :(sniff) I I am so proud
Eartha Kitt made anything she worked on 100% better by her mere presence.
And you can tell that she was having a ball voicing Yzma. RIP Eartha! Your performance as Yzma was..... Brilliant! Brilliant! BRILLIANT!!!!!
@@QoQabai658 "GENIUS I SAY!!!!!!"
Totally agree! That’s what made me become a huge fan of her.
Agreed!
I can tell though her performance is changing in these final years
Eartha Kitt must have had fun playing Yzma.
LuigiFan891's Let's Plays! I can imagine that yes❤ (not sure why I said ‘steal’ before, spellcheck is drunk)
LuigiFan891's Let's Plays! May she R.I.P
Well, she did always say she wanted to be evil! ua-cam.com/video/SS02GeKuWQ4/v-deo.html
we need more villains like Yzma.
I _agree_
Konata Izumi Doctor Doofersmith?
Doctor Evil?
Doctor Drakken?
yeah, those guys are ok, I guess.
Amen..
She meant more Disney Villains..
I hope they had fun voicing this lines
+samlerf Oh, they probably did.
Yzma going off topic halfway through her master plan is the ADHD representation I needed growing up!
I think it's really sweet that Yzma's plan at 1:15 was basically just a way for her and Kronk to get a nice place for themselves. She even remembered those pans he wants. She doesn't admit it but Kronk is basically her best friend. 😂
But...she never liked his spinach puffs.
To be fair it was implied Kronk and her were dating in the first movie
@@mrcritical6751 ayo wait what
@@mrcritical6751wait what?😅 since WHEN?!😂the cup of coffee scene🤣
@@mrcritical6751 no they weren’t.
Not even close.
Where ever did you get such a ludicrous thought?
Rest In Peace Eartha Kitt. A brrrrilliant voice actress from all our childhoods
Yzma makes up these plans just to hear herself talk.
Because she has a Voice Like Eartha Kitt's, I'm not exactly complaining about that.
Eh, who DOESN'T love to hear themselves talk?
That's where egos come from.
And just about EVERYONE has an ego!
Typical master criminal.
When she keep saying "or to save on" as if it's not obvious to choose the other option.
@@DamontheDemon7I don't, sorry
(I just kinda hate myself)
One of the best cartoons Disney has ever made.
agreed
Luke Garner no... no reboot. they are never a good idea
+goldenarmorpikachu like the power puff girls 2016? haha
Jakeian Martinez Them... along with the new ben 10. And don't forget the worst of them all.. Teen Titans Go
True.. true..
Don't worry everybody I have a plan to bring this show back on TV:
First I'll gather a lot of groundhogs
Second I'll give them lots of sugar so they can't hibernate
Then I'll sell them as one of a kind groundhogs to kids and earn lots of money
Finally I'll use that money to earn my very own talk show and have Chris Rock as my guest for the first episode
It's Brilliant! Brilliant! BRILLIANT!
Waheed Abdullah You started out with the money, I can get that... You kind of lost me with the talkshow. How exactly does that get the show running again? And don't we still have money from the masks?
bestiebest Sounded a lot better in my head: groundhogs, one of a kind, lots of money, Chris Rock. Whatever lets just keep waiting.
Orrr, we can use this potion I found over here. Yeah. Hey, usually it's you who finds the potion, why isn't it me more?
bestiebest Idk I'm an evil scientist and ur just friends with Kuzco and makes Spinach puffs.
It's a plan inspired by Yzma. What did you expect?
"Beats me lady, It's your handwriting."
Pure Gold.
7:52 "Have we done llama?" "Oh you're kidding right?" XD This is the one plan I never forgot just because of that bit
"You gotta think outside the box"
* walks away from giant box *
Yeah, me, too, and the "Seen it", "Yawn", and more.
They missed a great opportunity by not having Kronk say "We did that one so long ago they made a movie out of it!"
Earths Kitt was wonderful. She went from "kingdom of the sun" to here. She saw this character from beginning to end.
I also grew up with her as Vexxus on My Life as a Teenage Robot
I liked her as Catwoman
And she clearly had a lot of fun with the role, considering how much she hammed it up everytime Yzma was onscreen X3
BRRRRILLIANT.
I love it how she rolls her "R"s
She probably Norwegian
(not being racist but got the idea from Roald Dahl's "The Witches" where the Grand High Witch rolls her r's)
Oh yeah! Hilarious!
1:32
Yep, brilliant
Yzma is kinda a nice lady when she's not committing crimes
Ertha Kitt really was a fucking gem. She elevated this sub par show into something special.
5:01
Kuzco: Yeah, yeah. Done gloating?
Yzma: No. HA!... Okay.
Almost died!
Kuzco: So can we make a deal?
Yzma:Of course we can
@@JorgeCruz-eo7js Yzma: Before your wedding takes place, I will turn a princess into a parrot🦜.
@@caustin850 WordGirl:No Good. Parrot can still talk
@@JorgeCruz-eo7js Yzma: Fine. How about a canary?
@@caustin850a coyote!
Yzma's lines are really quite brilliant. And it's the little things that really sell it, like at 2:13 when she's listing off the two things the clone will do - she starts numerically for the first entry, then switches to the alphabet for the second entry. Kind of shows she's just as much of a ditz as Kronk is in a very Pinky-and-the-Brain way.
CapacitatedFlux I never even noticed she said 1 then B. XD YZMA IS SOOO FUNNY!!!
How did I not catch that lol
Yeah i noticed😂
Oh heres a plan Yzma, you use a potion to turn yourself into Kuzco. Then you be the best student in all of his classes, then u get to graduate and become emperor, meanwhile the real Kuzco will be exiled and thought to be an imposter, its brrrrrilliant
Jareth The Goblin King oh my gosh! Did she ever get THAT idea?!😂
2 flaws.
A. That would take too long.
And B. Krunk is an idiot.
@@rodrickgoldberg2324 C. Everyone would see right through it, specially Melina.
better yet use the knowlage of potions and super awesome secret lab tect to make a super popular theme park and use the money gained to build her own kingdom
But Yzma hates Kuzco. So why would she turn into Kuzco, if she hates him?
I like how she included buying non-stick pans pro Kronk into the plan
I just love how she says “Brand new Plasma TV”
I know right?🤣 so elegant
Lol, each one of them is hilarious. I love how random these are.
That's the funny thing; they are so random to the point where we know why they never work.
Whammy Cheng if you listen to some of them like the race lama and the cat one they do work in the favour cause both times he fails cause one he’s turned into a race lama and the other one his cat does vanish
0:30 No idea why, but I love how happy Kronk looked talking about dinner.
I love how Eartha did her iconic purr a few times here like how she did when she played Catwoman in the 1960s Batman show.
The more plans Yzma made, the more she scared me as a kid.
Seriously, that lady's a few levers short of a roller coaster, if you see what I mean.
Why does she even HAVE that lever?
+Keva the Half-Kestora Haha
I thought that the more plans she cam up with, the more ridiculous they sounded
I agree
Alice Fujii I agree
You can tell eatha absolutely enjoyed herself playing yzma 💙❤❤💛💚💚
4:25 Thats actually a pretty good idea, I must say.
Yes it is. It's a legit way to get yourself a new TV.
I wonder if anyone tried that after seeing this show?
OK the plan started with the scary masks I get that...
*You lost me with the... TV thing...*
@@cheyennecedeno6867 lol correct
Actually, you make a point
Wait...the one where Yzma can be empress for a day... Couldn't she order Kuzco to be locked away so she could rule forever? SHE LITERALLY HAD THE EMPIRE IN THE BAG!!!
And she almost did that by showing him some absurd rule in the contract which Kuzco hadn't read, obviously. But then Kuzco's bride turned into human again because Kronk messed something with the potion (can't remember what it was exactly). So the deal was annuled eventually.
She was about to but because Kronk messed up the potion it didn't last and so his wife to be returned being human and since that broke the deal Kuzco and Yzma made, it was rendered null and void.
the funny part is that most of these plans could actually work
Rafael Couto if only meathead Kronk didn’t but in
Yep
The Santa plan would've worked in the long run, considering that people put up Christmas decorations in August now. Kuzcoween would be wiped out like a week-old reminder on a dry erase board.
I didn't know there are people much worse than Filipinos who already put up Christmas decors in August...
(modern Filipinos consider the Christmas season starting in September 1, heralding the "'-ber' months")
Oh damn I didn't realize Eartha Kitt, Yzma's VA passed in 2008.
She died the way she lived based on what I researched...
Brilliant brilliant brilliant!!
1:46 Yzma - "We use THIS to turn Kuzco into a RED EYED TREE FROG!!!"
(LOUD CACKLING!!!)
This gets me everytime LMAO!!
LOL
R.I.P. Eartha Kitt
JD00720 1:44 Is my favorite part.
+JD00720 The one that gets ME every time is the one where the plan ends with Kuzco becoming Emperor again, Yzma wondering how that happened, and Kronk saying "Beats me, lady, it's your handwriting."
+ANTHONY A thats her name? Eartha Kitt? like Earth as in the planet and Kitt as in Kitty, and Yzma did once turn into a kitty,
7:30 Become Emperor once again, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
Beats me lady it’s your handwriting
@@draph91 fine! Never mind I’ll just have to use this!
This is me plotting to get out of school.
" 'But'? But but but but but but but *WHAT?!*"
And this ladies and gentlemen is why Yzma's my favorite Disney Villain :D
2:13 "...is programmed to: *ONE*, take over Kuzco's life, then *B*, fail all his classes."
Ohhh I get it…………. Actually I don’t get it
I love how Yzma doesn't act like she cares about Cronk, but she clearly does. Not in a romantical way (ew), just in a good friend or family member way
I actually kinda like and appreciate they turned some of the ebst bits from the movie into running gags, especially since really, those work well as running gags.
Though its funny how in the movie Yzma's original plan was simply a joke on complexity addition, while it seems to be a mix of complexity and Yzma missing the point of the plan, making her a little ditzier. still hilarious.
It's actually one of my favorite media tropes. Like Plankton (SpongeBob) and Doofenshmertz(Phineas and Ferb), an incompetent mad scientist.
1:02 It's a winter wonderland!
4:43: Me: Why don’t we just drug Kuzco and throw his body in the river?
Yzma: We could, but it would be too brutal. I’m an evil genius, not a brute.
Me: Okay.
Says the woman who ordered her elite guard to butcher a paesant and his talking llama.
More like she's evil, not a murderer
Wait a minute, didn't the first movie, yzma tried spiking kuzco drink with poison? But then, confusionally switch up the poison with the llama one?
Most purrrrrrfect casting.
...wait a second...is this where the Phineas & Ferb got the inspiration for Doof's crazy schemes? If so, there's one difference...Doof uses the crazy schemes. XD
And Flintheart Glomgold from DuckTales
Yzmas must have been inspired by Dr. drakken, i mean both have assistance and are losing to high schoolers
It's a common supervillain trope. The incompetent mad scientist with an ironically more level headed crony.
😂
Alright, this videos have inspired me to come up with the greatest plan to get Disney to start making all the GOOD shows again.
First, I go invest in some low-cost stocks. Next, I manipulate the stock market so that my stock prices skyrocket, then I cash in and make millions. Then, I buy about a thousand pounds of cherry-flavored gelatin mix, a pool and a ton of ice. Finally, I use the gelatin mix and ice to turn the pool into a giant vat of jello, and cool off this summer in the most fun and delicious way yet!
It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!
Okay the plan started out with stock market manipulation I get that.
But you lost me with the whole jello pool thing
How does that get Disney to make good shows again?
Let’s see here,
Invest
Manipulation
Profit
Gelatin Mix
Ice
Summer
Very well then! We'll turn Baby Bot into a Puppy instead using this!
All these comments are giving me life rn 🤣
Kronk: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!..."
I love it when he says that XD
This is usually how the smart student proposes their thesis projects to their professors
And for some reason, they sound just as crazy.
1:55 I’ve always loved this bait and switch gag
You just HAVE to love Yzma ❤
3:18 it would've laugh if yzma accidentally kept giving kronk the wrong fortune
Yzma: so, you need a favor from me....
Kuzco: yeah, yeah, done gloating?
Yzma: no...HA! .....ok.
Most accurate portrayal of ADHD
What'cha mean?
Every pseudo intellectual Shonen villains crafting plans be like:
The table idea is her best yet XD
Phenomenal voice acting!!!
1:44 “Plan B: We use THIS to turn Kuzco into a RED-EYED TREE FROG!!!!! AAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!”
😂
Yzma lost her mind right there
Yzma:First, I'll turn Kuzco into a rabbit.
Kronk:BEEN THERE.
Yzma:Ok. Start over. First I'll turn Kuzco into a tree frog.
Kronk:DONE THAT.
Yzma:Ok. Have we done llama?
Kronk:Oh, you're kidding, right?
What I wish he could've added: "We did that one so long ago they made a movie out of it!"
Wrong. Turning Kuzco into a llama was purely accidental.
CB but Yzma and Kronk are fully aware Kuzco turned into a Llama.
The fact that Kronk is presented as a student here and Yzma as the principal is kinda weird considering it is implied that Kronk is literally arm candy for her in the first film.
YUP though we could assume that with kronk being kronk... He might have been held back... by alot.
tbf, both are "undercover"
7:42 you've done everything Yzma (rabbit, tree frog, llama)
The plan at 6:45 was waaaaaaay too real! LoL
The fact she mentioned a plasma screen TV implies the world of the show is modern despite its architecture and culture… kinda odd.
Maybe in this universe, the Inca empire was actually this advanced? Or maybe the conquistadors haven't shown up yet? IDK.
Its just a cartoon, don't overthink about it. In many old cartoons story and gags wasn't limited by setting.
The movie also had a roadside diner in the middle of the jungle, Tipo using an electric floor waxer, and Yzma’s rollercoaster to her secret lab.
Don’t bother questioning it, it’s a cartoon.
The show takes place 2000s in an alternate universe same as the movies
1:03
Yzma: Its a Winter Wonderland!
Kronk: Sounds like fun.
Yzma: Fun? We don't wanna have fun.
Yzma: So instead we’ll use this!
The llama episode was a foreshadowing to the end of the series
Actually, it was the pilot movie.
5:51 - "Perfect! I'll turn her into a frog, I'll be empress for a day, and my mother will remain none the wiser."
This has me weak 🤣💀
Clouds are really from into the sky so Yzma can’t put a snow potion in the clouds ☁️ 🧪 🌌
AHAHAHA! ILL SAMASH IT WITH A HAMMAAH!
4:26 I think is the best plan EVER! :D
"Fun? * ugh * We don't wanna have fun!" Christopher Nolan during film productions
I'd say that's a more apt description for Lars Von Trier.
I love two things about this. The fact that Yzma acts like Kronk's crazy aunt but actually cares about his wants and needs to an extent.
And then there's the fact that Kuzco when he needs something drastic, literally goes to the person that plans him demise in her own secret lab no less.
Kinda ruins the whole secret lab thing if your adversary knows where it is
God, I still remember how good this show was.
this wasnt that funny as a kid but it's kinda hilarious now
Remember, people, we got two movies and a TV series because Yzma wanted to save on postage!
Ah...memories.
Thanks for the memories, Eartha Kitt. May you rest in peace.
0:03 Yzma: "Let's see, how can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh, I know. First, I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then, I'll put that hippo on a diet. Then, I'll invite the hippo over for dinner. And when he gets here, I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big... [crashes] He can't even move! HA! HA! HA! HA! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!"
Kronk: "What are you servin'?"
0:27 Yzma: "Huh?"
Kronk: "Well, hippos are vegetarians, really, so I thought a light salad to start, and then maybe a veggie lasagna. Of course, we'll need about 80 pounds of that."
Yzma: "Or to avoid to an excessive grocery bill, I'll just turn him into a turtle!"
Kronk: "Yeah. Good. They don't eat as much."
Then it's settled, for the greater good I will become president and make Yzmas a holiday to be celebrated by all. It will be my gift to the world, and it is my duty...
i just realized kronk's voice actor is the same as Joe's in family guy
Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove and Joe from Family Guy are both played by Patrick Warburton
love the fact that she’ll starve a hippo, just to make him fat so he can’t move, when hippos can run up to 19-28 mph
Also, hippos aren’t fat, they’re mostly muscle. So Kuzco would still win the race, even as a hippo.
These are... actually funny.
When it came to her voice acting career this series was when Eartha Kitt was at her finest.
Yzma: "Now, let's see. How can I make sure Kuzco misses enough days of school? [dings] Oh, I know. First, I'll climb the tallest mountain. Next, I'll put a snow potions in the clouds. Then, snow will fall all over his village. And he'll build snowmen, and have snowball fights, and drink hot chocolate, and make snow angels. It's a winter wonderland!"
Kronk: "Sounds like fun!"
Yzma: "FUN?! [scoffs] We don't wanna have fun. So instead, we'll use this."
Cool.
YZMAS!!! YASSSS we need that!!
Yzma has the train of thought of a college student
0:38 Should have just grabbed the turtle potion yourself Yzma
"It sounded like a good idea when I thought of it last night in bed."
Did Yzma just describe about half of my plot bunny fanfics that peter our after a chapter?
This was probably my favorite cartoon as a kid.
This is Disney's version of Pinky and the Brain
Yzma comes up with the dumbest plans XD
But she's a brilliant villain
0:55 i ❤ you Yzma your brilliant
Because theres no snow in my Country ☹️
I live in south Asia
I live in New Zealand
There’s no snow either (except in 2011)
Same here in Mexico
There's only rain, volcano ashes and really hot days
I know how to bring Stan Lee, Eartha Kitt and Stephen Hillenberg back from the dead!
First, I’ll make a movie franchise
Then, I’ll sell it to Disney
Next, I’ll use it to install a virus in everyone’s computers that makes their bank accounts deposit money into mine
And finally, I’ll use that money to buy as many houses as I can!
It’s brilliant, BRILLIANT, BRRRRRRILLIANT!
@@liamduke2670 that’s the joke🤣
Or to avoid the movie critics, you can use *THIS!* 🔨
Ok the Plan Started out with a Movie Franchise I get that... And you lost me with the virus thing.
@@Hydra2054Or in order to avoid another Y2K virus,we will have to use that. I then point to a book that read "Dead Goolies and Angels:A book on how to bring people back from the dead.".
0:21 - He (Hippo Kuzco) can't even move! (cackles evilly)
8:27 - You'll find Kuzco's homework, and eat it!
+Kody Maxwell They ended with Yzma saying: But?! But but but but but but but but WHAT?!
1:55 DID NO ONE GET THAT LOL
Richard Knapp Actually, she would of succeeded and became an impress if she used that as a weapon against Kuzco, but meh the show is for children and it's no fun ending the show there.
@@theblackrose3131it's better this way (if she did that she would have also scared away the whole audience)
I find it interesting that in this show there is Halloween (4:25) and “Kuzcoween,” (6:00) I wonder what the difference between the two holidays is.
Probably works the same way Gravity falls has Halloween and Summerween.
One’s Halloween the other is an ego stroking Kuzko version
Well she knows what she wants. That's for sure.
Yzma is as successful as Plankton.
Love the incompetent mad scientist trope
"It's so diabolically brilliant!" Lord Ruzylekman's second most famous catchphrase when he comes up with an evil to stop Kuzco and Riuzen
7:24 Kronk's face.
peter matallana CUTE!
So that's what Joe is doing when he's not at the clam.
0:17 I’ll feed him and feed him and feed him
0:19 until he gets so big…
0:20 💥
0:21 HE CAN’T EVEN MOVE!
0:22 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
0:24 It’s brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!
What are you serving?
@@TerminatorGundam300huh?
@@Nuwillshajerod52 Well hippos are vegetarians really. So I thought of a light salad to start then maybe a veggie lasagna. Of course we’ll need about 80 lbs of that.