Chris Hansen vs Predatory Jesse Velez - COMMENTARY

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @bizzarovision
    @bizzarovision Рік тому +12

    "being greeted by an adult with a mortgage" 😂😂

  • @idyeditbymyself
    @idyeditbymyself 3 роки тому +66

    There is a large and welcoming tcap community here on UA-cam. Your commentary and your chemistry is really good. Always looking for content, keep going:)

    • @fromjustintokellypodcast285
      @fromjustintokellypodcast285  3 роки тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @Garfunkle96
      @Garfunkle96 3 роки тому +4

      It's the cleanest best pleasure!

    • @xZippy
      @xZippy 2 роки тому +2

      @@Garfunkle96 I don't do zissa stuff!

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Рік тому

      ​@@xZippy No.. well, maybe. I can't say what I'd do when I'm drunk

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 3 роки тому +17

    *Nobody else caught that Kevin Spacey joke lol*

  • @keepgrindingup7661
    @keepgrindingup7661 11 місяців тому +4

    "DADDY MADE TABLE" had me dead... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lauraanderson958
    @lauraanderson958 3 роки тому +12

    “ To be honest” , his voice alone annoys the crap out of me

    • @Garfunkle96
      @Garfunkle96 3 роки тому +4

      Are you saying it's not the cleanest best pleasure?

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 6 місяців тому +2

      omg, his voice, his diction, his misuse of word after word, his nonsensical word salads....how was he not jailed just for the way he speaks???

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary 3 роки тому +19

    looks 43
    supposed to be 13
    acts 3
    😂🤣

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 3 роки тому +21

    I remember there was a video where a robber stole a bunch of phones from a phone store and our boy Jesse was a worker at the store. So Hanse Vs Predator was his SECOND time on crime TV.

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 6 місяців тому

      Right. I forgot that. he was on the news because of the robbery. You think he would duck attention, but he is so stupid he just went for it, giving us more to enjoy.

  • @rudyg.7359
    @rudyg.7359 4 роки тому +28

    Daddy made table, Look. Funny as hell.

  • @Casey3-P-O
    @Casey3-P-O 4 роки тому +8

    Another thing I wanted to say but I forgot in my first comment: do you guys think Jesse Velez's first language is English or Spanish? If I had to guess, I'd say English, and maybe he knows a bit of spanish. But he uses a shit ton of words wrong. Like half of what he says doesn't actually make sense.

  • @Fulcrum_28
    @Fulcrum_28 3 роки тому +10

    We have hired old captain America to play the 13 year old decoy

  • @yesxplain5965
    @yesxplain5965 4 роки тому +25

    Jesse Velez is probably my favourite episode lmao

    • @Casey3-P-O
      @Casey3-P-O 4 роки тому +14

      Me, my mommy, and my daddy.....bro

    • @prod.bykaos4947
      @prod.bykaos4947 3 роки тому +2

      He’s good but John dupee is undefeated

    • @ianelliott5403
      @ianelliott5403 3 роки тому +2

      ...Who you sent a picture of your private parts
      No I didn't I did?? I did not know that ewww
      ...Ew is right!

    • @jeffsokolscoldpizza8997
      @jeffsokolscoldpizza8997 3 роки тому +1

      Ewwww, you probably didn’t mean that.

    • @loudorchen9897
      @loudorchen9897 Рік тому +2

      Dupee and Sokol are legendary

  • @tonyloke8344
    @tonyloke8344 4 роки тому +18

    He actually got 2 years.

  • @dylanbroussard5736
    @dylanbroussard5736 2 роки тому +6

    -“ a lot of people on grinder do meth “
    -“ why is he talking so much?”
    Come on guys… put 2 and 2 together

  • @honeybadgerjay1724
    @honeybadgerjay1724 2 роки тому +3

    Hansen vs Predator is waayy better than Alien vs Predator

  • @joker167able
    @joker167able 3 роки тому +5

    you can't walk around in neon orange shorts and say nothing sexual

  • @archangel1547
    @archangel1547 3 роки тому +8

    They caught two of them twice. The first was John Kennelly, the naked McDonalds man. The other was Michael Seibert, The Oops Predator.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 2 роки тому +1

      Yah two of the most mentally disabled ones, they need lifetime supervision and no internet like the irresponsible child they mentally are

    • @djcease1996
      @djcease1996 2 роки тому +2

      John Kennelly was legendary.

  • @stevenmcsweeney9575
    @stevenmcsweeney9575 2 роки тому +7

    I’m a tcap member long time. I’ve seen a lot of the commentaries, you guys are hilarious, I laughed out loud. Of course this material is gold. Keep up the good work!

  • @kidbuumajin7315
    @kidbuumajin7315 6 місяців тому +2

    That Jurassic Park guy better hold onto his butt in prison pun intended

  • @shirleywood2048
    @shirleywood2048 4 роки тому +2

    The lesson wasn’t don’t fuck with children but don’t walk in a strangers house

  • @annikaschwartz9195
    @annikaschwartz9195 3 роки тому +5

    the original decoy was sick on this day of filming and they gave this decoy like less than 30 minutes to prepare for it. Other deciys get time to read and get into character for at least a day, this decoy got a 15 minute heads up and 15 minutes to prepare

  • @shirleywood2048
    @shirleywood2048 4 роки тому +8

    40 year old decoy the worst ever

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 3 роки тому +6

    I don't think Jesse spoke fast enough.

  • @kobewankenobi248
    @kobewankenobi248 7 місяців тому +1

    *”Me, my mommy and my daddy”* at this point it’s just role play because he’s not convincing at all lmao

  • @maus0liam
    @maus0liam 2 роки тому +3

    he dressed how he would have dressed in high school lol

  • @ianelliott5403
    @ianelliott5403 3 роки тому +4

    I've seen all of these HVP vids and I cannot describe how happy to have found THIS series out...finally I can get an outside opinion and all of y'all are hilarious. Good stuff!! Also, the guy on the right: I love your sense of humor and just overall how blunt you are ahaha. Loved the other vid..."Papi vs Predator" XDXDXD

  • @JohnCusackk
    @JohnCusackk 2 роки тому +6

    Everyone's laughing at the decoy even in other channels lol poor dude

  • @ElrondHubbard_1
    @ElrondHubbard_1 3 роки тому +6

    He keeps talking because he's in denial. He desperately wants to believe that the giant trouble, the giant humiliation he just walked into isn't real and that he may be able to talk his way out of this - which would have been pretty crazy to think at that point. He wants to sit there forever if possible to avoid his new and only future.
    Saying "thanks" etcetera was just part of his desperate act to fool himself and every/anyone else.
    He must have had some thought that there might be law enforcement waiting outside. Finding out would be his first step into his new so new future. So he doesn't want to leave.

  • @gunnerzane5230
    @gunnerzane5230 2 роки тому +4

    *You want a water or something?*
    *No but is your son home?*

  • @davideric1982
    @davideric1982 9 місяців тому +2

    "Honest to def"

  • @baptizednblood6813
    @baptizednblood6813 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for this actual video actually. It’s pretty interesting. I’m never gonna do this again, click on nobody’s video with out even knowing who actually uploaded it

  • @geraldthebusdriver3491
    @geraldthebusdriver3491 3 роки тому +4

    The first vibes I got from this guy, I was like: "This guy looks like a Panda" XD
    But no kidding Jesse Velez looks like such a doofus in those Orange shorts and a Jurassic Park shirt

  • @troyd4235
    @troyd4235 3 роки тому +7

    I love how the guy that lied about being a teacher and school bus driver literally picked the two worst jobs to lie about being, considering the circumstances. The only job worse he could have claimed to be would be a baby sitter 🤣

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому

      also, little kids don't think of babysitting as a job because to them it's someone coming to visit them, not someone paid to watch them even if they enjoy it

    • @djcease1996
      @djcease1996 2 роки тому

      Johnny Kennelly

  • @ViVaLaRan
    @ViVaLaRan Рік тому +1

    Just me, my mommy and my daddy. Worst decoy ever lmao

  • @katrinahetherington3425
    @katrinahetherington3425 2 роки тому +2

    You guys are GREAT!

  • @VideoGameAutopsy
    @VideoGameAutopsy 3 роки тому +4

    That "13 Year Old" is or was actually a police cadet at the time. That kinda explains his awful performance.

  • @4thinternational283
    @4thinternational283 4 роки тому +15

    You really need to do Lorne and Dustin... that would be the shit !!!

  • @maureen14
    @maureen14 4 роки тому +19

    UA-cam host to the right: YOU look 13 more than that decoy!

  • @dinarusso3320
    @dinarusso3320 3 роки тому +3

    They all sit down! If I were committing a crime and just got caught, I would just leave.

  • @tylermitchell.420
    @tylermitchell.420 4 роки тому +9

    Chris should have smacked the hell out of the decoy after they took the predator into custody lol

  • @ianelliott5403
    @ianelliott5403 4 місяці тому

    Something made me think of these reaction vids, slow day at work today so I got to watch this...its still as great as I remember! :)

  • @ace-x6m
    @ace-x6m 3 роки тому +1

    I always noticed he would say “nothing sexually really” before the topic was even brought up lmao

  • @L_Qu
    @L_Qu 4 роки тому +4

    Oh man, can you review some Cheaters episodes?

  • @sparrowsarrows5237
    @sparrowsarrows5237 3 роки тому +2

    You guys need to do one of these about Vicent Ambrosio

  • @tcapfan4190
    @tcapfan4190 4 роки тому +3

    This is the cure for depression.

  • @jeanarthurVS
    @jeanarthurVS 4 роки тому +10

    Do more of these!

  • @JamesKlass79
    @JamesKlass79 4 роки тому +6

    His 3 dogs are on the lease lol

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому +1

      he meant because they are family

  • @jacksonreeder8125
    @jacksonreeder8125 4 роки тому +14

    Lmao you guys are hilarious. This guy is my favorite predator.

  • @Casey3-P-O
    @Casey3-P-O 4 роки тому +7

    Dude ur guy's podcast is fucking dope. I love making fun of TCAP and HVP predators. lol. I feel like not enough people know about this podcast yet. I'm glad to be here tho.

  • @Wlduser
    @Wlduser 3 роки тому +4

    Search his name on youtube, he owns or owned a phone store, broken into twice, interviewed by local news, noone recognized him....the comments on his interview are hilarious!

    • @ijatta49
      @ijatta49 3 роки тому +2

      That was before the sting

    • @Wlduser
      @Wlduser 3 роки тому

      @@ijatta49 Nice work, Thots, now I just feel silly!

    • @ijatta49
      @ijatta49 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wlduser ;)

  • @carriebizz
    @carriebizz 3 роки тому +4

    Theres like 30 hidden cameras too lol. The lesson is do not meet a child not about walking into someone's house. If you take a shot every time he says nothing sexual or just to hang out I'd be wasted right now! I've seen all these before but I love reaction vids to these.

  • @cperceptionsmusic
    @cperceptionsmusic 4 роки тому +10

    23:00 He wasn't going to walk through the door because when he saw him he realized he wasn't 13. lol

  • @jeffsokolscoldpizza8997
    @jeffsokolscoldpizza8997 3 роки тому +4

    Can we get you guys, Walls, and Joeys TCAP all on a podcast?

  • @cartrice2010
    @cartrice2010 4 роки тому +3

    On The Crime Watch Daily version, Chris Hansen said the decoy was a 19
    Year old theater student.

    • @fromjustintokellypodcast285
      @fromjustintokellypodcast285  4 роки тому +7

      Oof. Looks 32 and also very bad at acting!

    • @cartrice2010
      @cartrice2010 4 роки тому +2

      From Justin to Kelly Podcast lol couldn’t agree more 😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому +1

      19 how many decades ago? 😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому +1

      most people I know in their early 30s look younger than he does 😂

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому +2

      you guys watch the video about just him or rather the comments, every single top comment and some replies are taking jabs at how he doesn’t look 13/looks older and they are hilarious 😂

  • @preservethe80s62
    @preservethe80s62 3 роки тому +3

    He's hanging with Hambubger and the crew now.

  • @ianelliott5403
    @ianelliott5403 2 роки тому +4

    Hate to say it but I dress exactly like Jesse, except when it's cold out. There's nothing more comfy in the hot Summer months than just a plan t-shirt and gym shorts.

    • @fromjustintokellypodcast285
      @fromjustintokellypodcast285  2 роки тому +3

      I'm right there with you, brother

    • @ianelliott5403
      @ianelliott5403 2 роки тому

      @@fromjustintokellypodcast285 Yasss! Haha wish there more Hansen v. Predator vids so you guys could do commentary on them. Yall churn out Pure Gold! :) 😄

  • @yehudastollak6808
    @yehudastollak6808 2 роки тому +1

    Check out Dustin mcphetridge from the old dateline sting and also Lorne Armstrong two iconic predators

  • @claudiasolomon1123
    @claudiasolomon1123 2 роки тому +1

    Meth isn't a drug unique to the gay community, this drug has universal appeal.

  • @michaelarroyo1627
    @michaelarroyo1627 2 роки тому +1

    On what planet does he resemble a 13 year old?

  • @claudia5809
    @claudia5809 3 роки тому +1

    I loved this so much!

  • @amandarobbins2530
    @amandarobbins2530 3 роки тому +2

    And the chat log is so shocking there is not one sentence in it that isn’t sexual lol

  • @metu201
    @metu201 3 роки тому +3

    His just a tag along

    • @tapset
      @tapset 3 роки тому +1

      ::drinks monster::

  • @Alina-ci3fb
    @Alina-ci3fb 2 роки тому +1

    Came he for the commentary on the decoy lmao

  • @TheHumanConcept
    @TheHumanConcept 4 роки тому +6

    please do more tcap and hvp episodes

  • @AndresBranco
    @AndresBranco Місяць тому

    He also says he conversates. I mean, it is a proper word but uncommon one

  • @DanielBelangerVEVO
    @DanielBelangerVEVO 3 роки тому +2

    First of all you don't need to say pause every time you want to pause something you can just give a thumbs up because it just makes the video less entertaining to actually what and or some type of sign and second yes you actually have to have ID my family work for the military police and police department you have to have ID at the age of 12 you have legally to have ID so police departments can identify Who You Are nowadays you don't have to have you do a proper picture you can actually just scan it and just to let you guys know it's very risky that you guys are putting your identity out there I give you guys a lot of credit but you do realize I could have just downloaded your photo and it would show exactly where you guys live right like I have that police capabilities with my family being officers and federal law enforcement officers wear it will show exactly where you live from where all your photos were synced episode of this aired so I really think you guys should watch how you guys are putting your identities out there you're not just putting your safety but you're putting your family safety out there I mean if I downloaded your photo it would show exactly where you guys are with these new updated police technology you don't really I need to wonder you know where do you actually live you can actually just scans of these photos so I'm just trying to let you know

  • @richardgrosskopf1681
    @richardgrosskopf1681 3 роки тому +3

    I like that 90% of the video they are rosting the decoy

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 3 роки тому +4

      It isn't nice to roast a 65 year old war veteran who's traveled the world, and even took upon the act of a 13 year old

  • @brlightningxx
    @brlightningxx 4 місяці тому

    “blast this boy” lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eliceoramirez4483
    @eliceoramirez4483 3 місяці тому

    you guys are hilarious thanks for the laughs

  • @docha649
    @docha649 4 роки тому +5

    You gotta do Jeff Sokol lmao.

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 18 днів тому

    Young decoys like him don't come along often. I'd want him again and again. He's cute though, built good.

  • @AltRockLover
    @AltRockLover 3 роки тому

    I've seen clips from this before, and honestly don't remember Chris bringing up Grindr. Did they edit that out? Maybe I missed it? But I would think that that would give Jesse some legal wiggle room, since like you said, you have to say you're of legal age to use the app. And if the decoy did send a pic of himself, it would be easy to see he was "legal".

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 3 роки тому +2

      The person Jesse was contacting told him that he was 13. Even though he knew this, he still decided to go to his house. He didn't have any legal wiggle room.

  • @limpfinger12
    @limpfinger12 3 роки тому

    He was sentenced to 5 years and served 2

  • @SolangeLOLable
    @SolangeLOLable 3 роки тому +1

    Kids can have IDs actually

    • @tapset
      @tapset 3 роки тому +3

      They can but they usually dont

  • @potterbrain.
    @potterbrain. Рік тому

    I’m gay and Grindr is ONLY for hooking up. This guy is hemming and hawing into a long prison sentence.

  • @cindypoulin4302
    @cindypoulin4302 3 роки тому +6

    First time with you guys -I’ll be back but don’t talk smack about my man Chris Hansen!!

  • @SuddenUpdraft
    @SuddenUpdraft 3 роки тому

    This guy’s trying to be BFF with Chris Hanson.

  • @arkay238
    @arkay238 3 роки тому +3

    The decoy is the only person in history who has voted in every US election since George Washington.

  • @paulevans6066
    @paulevans6066 10 місяців тому

    21:21 facts I had a gay 30 year old roommate when I was in rehab and he would tell me some crazy stories about his meth fueled sex parties lmao

  • @dylanbroussard5736
    @dylanbroussard5736 2 роки тому

    You kept saying he talked to much and earlier even mentioned how meth is big in the Grindr community. It really is though.. like it’s disgusting! I personally can’t even be around that shit. But I’m surprised you didn’t put 2and 2 together and realize he’s talking so much because he’s high on meth. That’s why he’s talking so fast his words are getting jumbled together

  • @joshieboi8ktv
    @joshieboi8ktv Рік тому

    The guy on the right reminds me of Eminem curtain call vibes me my mummy and my daddy also think so

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 3 роки тому

    10:39 shoutout to Its Always Sunny fans!

  • @Yumifreak3
    @Yumifreak3 8 місяців тому

    10:39 - UNDERLINE IT

  • @alexander_8473
    @alexander_8473 7 місяців тому

    Out of the subject of this video, what do specially this younger man make fun of mature man with receiving Hartline, it not o ly ignorant to say but is kind not important at all. Soon or later their hair will stop falling same as any man

  • @A.I.Friends
    @A.I.Friends Місяць тому

    I'm not even gay, I'm just sayin'

  • @elderxemo92
    @elderxemo92 3 роки тому

    You guys should check out some guy with the last name Fowler. Just look up tcap fowler. This guy straight up was aggressive in approach etc. Just nah. He just ooozed r*** vibes... And this was early tcap before they'd have law enforcement outside.

  • @consepcionhuerta7897
    @consepcionhuerta7897 4 роки тому +1

    dope

  • @MichealFelk
    @MichealFelk 10 місяців тому

    Show

  • @eliceoramirez4483
    @eliceoramirez4483 3 місяці тому

    cap guy ...super cute

  • @matthewisguy7336
    @matthewisguy7336 Рік тому

    27:48

  • @RonaldMcreepy
    @RonaldMcreepy 2 роки тому +1

    man you guys sure like to pause every 2 min don't you? lol

  • @tiffanystarbeck2279
    @tiffanystarbeck2279 3 роки тому

    I'm addicted to your channel now! I've been watching these all day.. " it's not who I am I promise..🥲" what I'd like to know is , a lot of the creepy assholes have wives and gf's , and they go to met young boys. It's sick enough to go meet a child , but that part I really don't understand! Just sick! I think that all offenders get the same amount of punishment. I see some get 5 years, some 2, some 10. If there were stricter laws , maybe it would scare some of these guys off!