How To Flirt With A Girl

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  • @goner2817
    @goner2817 6 років тому +12067

    This isn't a tutorial, this is a confession.

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 6 років тому +470

      "you can take custody of the kids, and the house, i'll take the dog, after all i trained him myself"

    • @blinky3552
      @blinky3552 6 років тому +74

      Silent your comment made me laugh almost as hard as the video

    • @dumbname468
      @dumbname468 5 років тому +66

      "You can have the kids and the dog, I'll take the house. After all, I trained it myself."

    • @mizutsunebubbledragon3382
      @mizutsunebubbledragon3382 5 років тому +12

      Karen took the kids obviously.

    • @jaynb5777
      @jaynb5777 5 років тому +3

      Trahs Panda LMFAOOO

  • @kkmomo__
    @kkmomo__ 4 роки тому +12188

    he seems to confuse women’s uncomfortable giggling with genuine laughter

    • @exhydraboy2429
      @exhydraboy2429 3 роки тому +133

      yes

    • @foilhattiest1
      @foilhattiest1 3 роки тому +571

      Absolutely this. It's like he's severely autistic and doesn't understand that there are different kinds of smiles, he's like "if she shows some teeth we're good".

    • @leecroft7311
      @leecroft7311 3 роки тому +284

      And their screams confused with laughter

    • @najtofnin2009
      @najtofnin2009 3 роки тому +137

      ​@@foilhattiest1 That my friend is not autism, but an anti-social personality. The trouble is how many of these creeps are out there.

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 3 роки тому +14

      this soul patch kid is strange , but the stuff he says about kids is accurate as they have no apprehension when they say or do things...they just do it. essentially if you want to attract a girl dont be a shy loser. it's pretty common sense advice yet your midget loner self is throwing shade at this soul patch guy like you're some kind of casanova

  • @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH
    @NUGGETWOOOOOOOOYEAAAHH 3 роки тому +3167

    "Your eyes are pretty. *Let me feast, mortal"*

  • @cristiano_9654
    @cristiano_9654 3 роки тому +3799

    The blueberry line when he was monotone was somehow less creepy than when he was trying to flirt

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 3 роки тому +374

      Yes, the second one just seemed like an awkward sarcastic joke. The first one however...

    • @taiyorenai7690
      @taiyorenai7690 3 роки тому +174

      Honestly yeah, it’s less creepy to look like a serial killer than a happy serial killer

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 2 роки тому +70

      The first one sounded slimy and creepy lol. The second is funny.

    • @tomcanty8856
      @tomcanty8856 2 роки тому +14

      @@hornetsilksong Lord know the second one was just lame and still creepy

    • @pure2291
      @pure2291 2 роки тому +17

      @@tomcanty8856 yeah but it seems like sarcastically lame and creepy unlike the first which was genuine

  • @yakub9933
    @yakub9933 4 роки тому +18995

    It's impressive that he found a camera, filmed this video, and posted this before the police found him.

  • @enricousai3010
    @enricousai3010 4 роки тому +4750

    “They’re actually little kids”
    What a twist

    • @saucymcgee3360
      @saucymcgee3360 3 роки тому +11

      Wait a second is that you porksword from the app

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 3 роки тому +89

      *TAKE A SEAT SIR*

    • @lingalla2691
      @lingalla2691 3 роки тому +17

      that not even the worst part this dude legit goes into canabalizm

    • @articdoughnut8531
      @articdoughnut8531 3 роки тому +7

      @@saucymcgee3360 You are stepping dangerously close to breaking rule #1.

    • @JWuKong95
      @JWuKong95 3 роки тому +6

      "Whoop Whoop! Police! Open up! "

  • @Jackbeedie
    @Jackbeedie 3 роки тому +1304

    “At a young age, kids are ready to take things to the extreme, and are very comfortable with themselves”
    *That made me genuinely uncomfortable*

    • @cristianjuarez1086
      @cristianjuarez1086 3 роки тому +113

      That was fucking terrifying

    • @FunBoysGaming
      @FunBoysGaming 3 роки тому +8

      You’re some fucking 14 year old. Who tf cares .

    • @jaritorigami6212
      @jaritorigami6212 3 роки тому +122

      @@FunBoysGaming alright Minecraft UA-camr

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 роки тому +47

      @@FunBoysGaming dick

    • @kuruminamino3648
      @kuruminamino3648 3 роки тому +78

      @@FunBoysGaming why do people act like being young is bad. Im 19, and i would never make fun of someone just because they're a minor :/

  • @kimdracvla
    @kimdracvla 2 роки тому +1122

    as a girl, i’m blushing so hard at the thought of having a guy tell me he thinks my eyes are like blueberries that he wants to rip out and eat

    • @aleigha_mm
      @aleigha_mm 2 роки тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 2 роки тому +57

      I see...
      * takes notes *

    • @kimdracvla
      @kimdracvla 2 роки тому +32

      @@jay.u aww thank you ! :)
      what if…
      jk jk lol
      unless…

    • @paolob.5667
      @paolob.5667 2 роки тому +13

      I mean, tbh it's not a bad line if in the right context it's delivered extremely ironically

    • @Master_vp101
      @Master_vp101 2 роки тому +35

      @@kimdracvla how about this?
      G I V E M E Y O U R E Y E S

  • @theadora7305
    @theadora7305 3 роки тому +7549

    This guy flirts with himself at least twice a day.

    • @Jason-uw9ex
      @Jason-uw9ex 3 роки тому +31

      Lol
      Now that s--t was funny

    • @toomuchcandor3293
      @toomuchcandor3293 3 роки тому +44

      hey atleast someone does

    • @naruii5160
      @naruii5160 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jason-uw9ex what?

    • @squirmboi8260
      @squirmboi8260 3 роки тому +3

      More

    • @luis.j7075
      @luis.j7075 3 роки тому +12

      How are these new comments getting so many likes? I’m confuse lol unless a lot of ppl who discovered him is binge watching his older content lol

  • @azuraelarasmith4997
    @azuraelarasmith4997 5 років тому +3844

    When shaggy stops smoking weed this happens

    • @azuraelarasmith4997
      @azuraelarasmith4997 5 років тому +18

      @Fallen Smallen damn my expression is the shaggy meme "are you challenging me?"

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 5 років тому +6

      @@azuraelarasmith4997 Oh, are you approaching me?!

    • @rockk9753
      @rockk9753 4 роки тому +4

      @Fallen Smallen scooby doo sucks anyway

    • @lxshxx4134
      @lxshxx4134 4 роки тому +27

      Azurael Arasmith He stops smoking and weed and moves to crack

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 4 роки тому +50

      @@rockk9753 what the fuck did you say

  • @Maddiethedumbasslesbian
    @Maddiethedumbasslesbian 3 роки тому +254

    I'm just imagining this guy giving a very sad speech at a funeral, but he's just grinning the whole time

    • @DrNo64
      @DrNo64 3 місяці тому +1

      And making up random bullshit as he goes along

  • @SAP20092
    @SAP20092 3 роки тому +523

    Matpat really took a turn over the years huh

  • @thef.b.i2705
    @thef.b.i2705 6 років тому +12249

    His Hitler stache moved down to his chin.

    • @Hallah22
      @Hallah22 5 років тому +262

      The F.B.I I cannot breathe 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @That-Truck-Guy22
      @That-Truck-Guy22 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @i7gykk087
      @i7gykk087 5 років тому +11

      Hahahahahaha cant stop hahahahahahaha

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 5 років тому +93

      He sneezed to hard

    • @Pozkav
      @Pozkav 5 років тому +36

      that inraged adolf father who punished him severely

  • @samtheman123
    @samtheman123 3 роки тому +3774

    No no no you got it all wrong. What you need to do is say:
    “Thanks beautiful” *and then run out of GameStop*

  • @enhanceddirt364
    @enhanceddirt364 3 роки тому +589

    This man looks like he wants to steal my liver

    • @Mathee
      @Mathee 3 роки тому +45

      No, he wanna steal your eyes; haven't you been paying attentionXD

    • @krotszyi1192
      @krotszyi1192 3 роки тому +10

      He steals your girlfriend

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      @krotszyi1192 3 роки тому +10

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    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +7

      @@krotszyi1192 thank you king

    • @krotszyi1192
      @krotszyi1192 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ismael-kc3ry 1am

  • @AlexanderTheAlright406
    @AlexanderTheAlright406 3 роки тому +464

    "Your eyes are so beautiful, can i just- can I have them?"
    Ok calm down there Itachi

    • @astronomical3342
      @astronomical3342 3 роки тому +27

      *now this is some level 10 genjutsu*

    • @razvan7355
      @razvan7355 2 роки тому +5

      We need to put this guy in a blueberry world genjutsu

    • @CardinalTetra
      @CardinalTetra 2 роки тому +16

      Danzo, really

    • @mak1RU
      @mak1RU 2 роки тому

      madara when he was alone with his brother(this sounds gae but whatever)

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 роки тому +3

      Itachi? You mean Danzo. Itachi never wanted Shisui’s eyes. Or Sasuke’s. Danzo was the creep

  • @miasmacaron
    @miasmacaron 5 років тому +17586

    That blueberry line activated my fight or flight response.

    • @warrenarmstrong2154
      @warrenarmstrong2154 5 років тому +310

      BeachGnome underrated comment ^

    • @sgtbacon63
      @sgtbacon63 5 років тому +768

      Im afraid I went straight past fight or flight and went with freeze

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 років тому +732

      What, you're not getting all moist at the prospect of some fuccboi gouging your eyeballs out with the intention of eating them? You're weird.

    • @canceroushit5933
      @canceroushit5933 5 років тому +79

      BeachGnome I both flew and fought

    • @AA-ge6vo
      @AA-ge6vo 5 років тому +282

      hey im sorry that we're divorcing right now, but those blueberry eyes? yea they're mine

  • @andrevitalpardue5097
    @andrevitalpardue5097 3 роки тому +2513

    Nothing gets a girl wetter than talks of Divorce.

    • @number4xiuslunala698
      @number4xiuslunala698 3 роки тому +49

      Yeah like I get super wet when someone talks about that.

    • @billygoat5213
      @billygoat5213 3 роки тому +41

      Yeah cause they get everything

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 3 роки тому +51

      @@billygoat5213
      found the red piller.

    • @EatTheAssPork
      @EatTheAssPork 3 роки тому +18

      @@vickerandflips8061 @Billy Goat both of you should shut the fuck up

    • @DAVID-ql1vo
      @DAVID-ql1vo 3 роки тому +1

      Actually yes, the goods

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 3 роки тому +93

    The saddest part is the hypothetical dog has to live with this creep.

    • @MattyRlufc
      @MattyRlufc 2 роки тому +3

      Twist: he eats the dog

  • @kiasmidt7678
    @kiasmidt7678 3 роки тому +55

    The problem is that you can't make a decent blueberry dessert with just two blueberries. The number of victims this man is hinting at with that line is the real horror

  • @SeemsLikeSomething
    @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому +15137

    This guy’s definition of flirting:
    Think about children while eating her eyeballs out of her head and pretending to get a divorce.

  • @jasoncoward-aintscared
    @jasoncoward-aintscared 5 років тому +1924

    This dude has at least three rotting bodies in a freezer in his basement.

    • @BananaDucshortz
      @BananaDucshortz 5 років тому +76

      Well if they're in a freezer, they're not rotting. But yes, I agree. At least 3.

    • @jasoncoward-aintscared
      @jasoncoward-aintscared 5 років тому +32

      @@BananaDucshortz Jesus man...im a yt commentator not a scientist. #😎

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 роки тому +20

      @@BananaDucshortz it would still rot.. Just take a wayyy longer time.

    • @SlenderWolf109
      @SlenderWolf109 4 роки тому +25

      At least one of the bodies is half eaten

    • @elliottebeauchene2284
      @elliottebeauchene2284 4 роки тому +10

      Which one? The Keanu Reeves rip off or the reverse Hitler? I'm confused

  • @DustyEchozy
    @DustyEchozy 3 роки тому +389

    Me: Why does this guy looks like a predato-
    Him: The best flirt is kids.
    Me: Okay, nevermind

    • @hornetsilksong
      @hornetsilksong 2 роки тому +24

      He got the creepy uncle stache to complete the look too.
      Dear lord why do they always have a creepy uncle stache

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 Рік тому +4

      @@hornetsilksong that's a soul patch. There is absolutely no mustache on that high school boy face.

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 3 роки тому +254

    As a woman (named James), I just ruined my laptop with water damage due to me gushing my girl juice like a hose all over the room when he said he wants to eat my eyeballs.

  • @AK-rq1yg
    @AK-rq1yg 6 років тому +19941

    I tried the blueberries pick up line on a girl I like and she liked it so much she had to call the cops and tell them about it.

  • @SharkRainstorm
    @SharkRainstorm 3 роки тому +8763

    How to flirt:
    Find a girl with blue eyes.
    Tell her you like blue eyes.
    Steal them.
    Put them in a cake.
    Win a global cake-making competition.
    Get a divorce.

    • @bribripittman230
      @bribripittman230 3 роки тому +451

      DONT FORGET THE CHILDREN
      STUDY CHILDREN TO FLIRT BETTER

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +6

      🤣

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 3 роки тому +92

      @@bribripittman230 Have some kids in the 10 years before the divorce and study them and their habits, and luckily, they might have some blue eyes too.

    • @tatiancarrington7446
      @tatiancarrington7446 3 роки тому +7

      Well that escalated quickly 😁

    • @Celesticle_
      @Celesticle_ 3 роки тому +3

      Yea this is true it’s how I lost my first boi

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 3 роки тому +42

    That one friend whos single but keeps trying to give you relationship advice

  • @yespur87
    @yespur87 3 роки тому +33

    Can’t get enough of Charlie shouting “what the f*ck”

  • @princeofnohr8572
    @princeofnohr8572 4 роки тому +1397

    I tried flirting with little girls cause this guy said they’re better at flirting; I’m now awaiting trial ....

  • @itsmejcaleb4279
    @itsmejcaleb4279 4 роки тому +2030

    Son: Dad how did you met mom?
    This guy: It all started with Blueberries...

    • @OverlordAlastor
      @OverlordAlastor 4 роки тому +36

      Son: ...
      Not Dad: Why didn't my Blueberry line work?!

    • @michael.barlow
      @michael.barlow 3 роки тому +1

      @@OverlordAlastor lollll🤣

    • @laserdemonfrostmage8421
      @laserdemonfrostmage8421 3 роки тому +9

      Son: *disappears*
      This guy in prison who also dropped the soap 10 times: ......

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 3 роки тому +18

      Kid: is that why mom has no eyes?

    • @cocobeans8771
      @cocobeans8771 3 роки тому +10

      Son: Dad why did mum divorce you
      This guy: Well, it all started with blueberries......

  • @eyes7504
    @eyes7504 Рік тому +16

    3:28 he is literally penguinz0

  • @Kitbats
    @Kitbats 3 роки тому +22

    2:47 I fking shouted "GET AWAY" when he started approaching the camera hahahahaha

  • @sampigeau7905
    @sampigeau7905 4 роки тому +2578

    I feel bad for the kid who actually tries this on a girl😂😂

    • @brother_overbee9852
      @brother_overbee9852 4 роки тому +80

      Sam Pigeau just the thought of it is painful

    • @michaelhouse585
      @michaelhouse585 4 роки тому +109

      He's in jail now and must register as a sex offender for the next 8 to 10 yrs.

    • @hydrarmk9206
      @hydrarmk9206 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaelhouse585 wait srsly ?

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 3 роки тому +4

      @@michaelhouse585 That's good.

    • @davidzazueta1471
      @davidzazueta1471 3 роки тому +17

      Sadly that would have been 16 year old me

  • @Kingofrubberguard
    @Kingofrubberguard 5 років тому +2326

    "Wow you're eyes, they're like blueberries, TOO BAD THEY ARE NOT AS BLUE AS MY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON,
    BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION

    • @heccinhornk9166
      @heccinhornk9166 4 роки тому +149

      "Wow your eyes...they're like cherries...BUT NOT AS RED AS A FRIEND OF MINE'S! GO RED EYES BLACK DRAGON!!!'

    • @miles9856
      @miles9856 4 роки тому +112

      “Wow, I like your magician cosplay” BUT MY TRUSTED FRIEND DARK MAGICIAN IS BETTER! GO! DARK MAGIC ATTACK

    • @supersweetchick14sup
      @supersweetchick14sup 4 роки тому +14

      😂 all of these are hilarious!!

    • @mechadonia
      @mechadonia 4 роки тому +18

      Not as blue as my big fat balls

    • @dr.emmettbrown5345
      @dr.emmettbrown5345 4 роки тому +5

      I am a wamin and I became wEt

  • @AngryReptileKeeper
    @AngryReptileKeeper 3 роки тому +199

    Little kids aren't fearless. They merely lack the self-awareness to feel shame at their own embarrassing behavior.
    That said, good luck finding any woman with an IQ above room temperature that this "flirting" would work on. Dude needs to learn to make a woman laugh and tell a dirty innuendo. Instead he comes of as a creeper.

    • @Jaykun09
      @Jaykun09 3 роки тому +2

      This is really where his logic falls apart.

    • @aprilcot312
      @aprilcot312 2 роки тому +2

      we talking Celsius or Fahrenheit?

    • @vinchinzo594
      @vinchinzo594 Рік тому +2

      @@aprilcot312 Room temperature is the same temperature whether you give the units in F or C. The more you know.

    • @nikosucksatskating
      @nikosucksatskating Рік тому +2

      @@vinchinzo594 that's.. entirely wrong. Room temp C is 21, room temp F is 70. You're thinking about -40 C being the same as -40 F.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 Рік тому +1

      @@nikosucksatskating woooosh

  • @rainerwinggler6488
    @rainerwinggler6488 3 роки тому +50

    plot twist: he gives this horrible flirt tricks to us, so that he could have all the girls for himself.

    • @MK-hw2ir
      @MK-hw2ir 2 роки тому +1

      GigaChad move

    • @DrNo64
      @DrNo64 3 місяці тому

      Not sure if this man is actually capable of flirting even if this does seem like something his mind would cook up

  • @derpythedaedra4194
    @derpythedaedra4194 5 років тому +1800

    "well actually, they're little kids."
    **FBI OPEN UP**

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 5 років тому +37

      I swear, it's NOT how it looks like! SHE flirted with ME !

    • @Papapop
      @Papapop 5 років тому +20

      ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @gripes5060
      @gripes5060 4 роки тому +9

      *knock knock*

    • @thef.b.i2705
      @thef.b.i2705 4 роки тому +7

      A little late but I’m here

    • @SergioKoolhaas
      @SergioKoolhaas 4 роки тому +3

      Someone get Chris Hansen!

  • @vagabond2385
    @vagabond2385 4 роки тому +3048

    That blueberry line never works. Instead, try this:
    “Jeepers, Creepers
    Where’d you get those Peepers”

    • @shmaowzaow5214
      @shmaowzaow5214 4 роки тому +34

      LOL

    • @goldenthebean8678
      @goldenthebean8678 4 роки тому +100

      If I wasn’t dating someone rn and someone used that on me I’d laugh SO hard that’d be so awesome

    • @jaydamaestro
      @jaydamaestro 4 роки тому +4

      Dat movie used 2 scared da sh!t outta me as a kid

    • @Xen.sational
      @Xen.sational 4 роки тому +2

      I choked out on my food reading this xD

    • @jacksbox317
      @jacksbox317 4 роки тому +38

      Jeepers, creepers
      Where'd you get those eyes

  • @obesefrog9194
    @obesefrog9194 2 роки тому +17

    I can't believe Charlie didn't end the video with "That's about it, see ya."
    I'm dazed and confused.

  • @TomRobertGaming
    @TomRobertGaming 3 роки тому +17

    "have a big smile, high energy and make sure you are having a good time"
    The Joker:

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 4 роки тому +1302

    " I like your eyes.. *Can I hold them?* "

  • @brettvv7475
    @brettvv7475 5 років тому +1499

    When the screaming and the bleeding started, I realized I had fucked up. Going for the eyes was supposed to come _after_ the bit about blueberries.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 років тому +70

      *rips her eyes out*
      Shit, I forgot. THEY'RE BLUEBERRIES!
      Phew, saved it
      *hard cut to hardcore ballslapping secks*

    • @KyleHillVA
      @KyleHillVA 4 роки тому +11

      Brett VV You sir, started a five minute laughing fit that left me light-headed. I wasn’t even producing sound after a bit.
      I genuinely wish I could like this multiple times.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone makes mistakes. Try another girl and make sure you do it in the right order this time

  • @mechamedeisa9622
    @mechamedeisa9622 3 роки тому +24

    _"Your eyes... They remind me of my first murder... I haven't eaten for days.... I must have them"_

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 3 роки тому +17

    3:19
    Now, he's teaching us the Charlie method.

  • @idontcare6262
    @idontcare6262 3 роки тому +4695

    "Your eyes are like blueberries.. actually.. C-can I scoop those out and freeze them for later, to use in my anabolic french toast?" Instant puddles of girl juice

    • @Steven-yq9nt
      @Steven-yq9nt 3 роки тому +109

      This guy is creepier than last time

    • @yashbarathe4665
      @yashbarathe4665 3 роки тому +49

      Ahzeeeeeero chance of acquiring coochie

    • @jadalhasan5109
      @jadalhasan5109 3 роки тому +17

      Circle gang

    • @Erikingr
      @Erikingr 3 роки тому +34

      Ah, men of the circle culture here I see.

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 3 роки тому +14

      Yes, that would be her blood after she gives you her eyes.

  • @ethanstorms4826
    @ethanstorms4826 5 років тому +5393

    This guy is probably in prison now

    • @Hellooo134
      @Hellooo134 5 років тому +271

      I really hope so, I don't feel safe with him on the streets

    • @samhagan7646
      @samhagan7646 5 років тому +84

      Nah he’s on some Australian tv show see him all the time

    • @samhagan7646
      @samhagan7646 5 років тому +29

      I’m pretty sure it’s called the chase ^^

    • @dropbear5123
      @dropbear5123 5 років тому +39

      @@samhagan7646 is he actually? Wtf is he a chaser or something?

    • @samhagan7646
      @samhagan7646 5 років тому +9

      Yeah dude

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 3 роки тому +31

    How to flirt: *"I'd like to devour your eyeballs."*

  • @dontusemyusername3208
    @dontusemyusername3208 Рік тому +6

    Bro looks like matpat with a adolf mustache on his chin

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 4 роки тому +3301

    I need a “where are they now” update on this guy.

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 3 роки тому +861

      Prison

    • @rainer9931
      @rainer9931 3 роки тому +352

      Yeah Imma have to go with the other guy who said prison

    • @nikolaiandre5751
      @nikolaiandre5751 3 роки тому +430

      The Blueberry store

    • @leecroft7311
      @leecroft7311 3 роки тому +17

      super not best friends dont play Most likely, if not probably either a vicar or a scout leader.

    • @sockondik12
      @sockondik12 3 роки тому +106

      Getting assblasted in prison

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 6 років тому +509

    How to flirt
    Step one: Divorce
    Step two: eat her eyes
    Step three: enjoy

    • @Ragnarill
      @Ragnarill 6 років тому +15

      Thanks, this advice helped me collect so many womens.

    • @memorialcleaning
      @memorialcleaning 6 років тому +2

      Those eyes looks like bluberries! I gonna eat them... uhm... fresh...eyeballs...I want them! GIMME THEM YOU R FUCKING BITCH!

    • @FireworksAndHurricanes
      @FireworksAndHurricanes 6 років тому +1

      Step 4 : $$$ PROFIT $$$

  • @volatilesmoke1972
    @volatilesmoke1972 3 роки тому +5

    When he said "Little Kids" with a straight face ....I jumped out of my seat and started laughing out tears

  • @MadameSavage
    @MadameSavage 2 роки тому +6

    That lasso bit has me laughing so hard I am crying. That was more epic than it should've been. lmao

  • @robertanderson9447
    @robertanderson9447 3 роки тому +2035

    "I'm sorry your eye holes got infected but at least your eyeballs won the county fair prize, by the way I'm taking custody of the kids, they're such good flirts after all."

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 3 роки тому +100

      And they even inherited your blue eyes, state fair here we come!

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 3 роки тому +24

      Also, what person would look at a blueberry cake with blue eyes and think: "Damn, that's one hell of a cake. This needs an award."

    • @saphirefalcon3090
      @saphirefalcon3090 3 роки тому +5

      🤮🤮🤮

    • @cyborgXcsun
      @cyborgXcsun 2 роки тому +1

      lol imagine you force your kids to flirt with you to practice that would be so bad

  • @zhongxina8426
    @zhongxina8426 4 роки тому +2683

    his facial hair is like hitler's but on a different level...literally.

    • @ashtray4754
      @ashtray4754 4 роки тому +41

      Here have a reply. Bye.

    • @CaptRazer
      @CaptRazer 4 роки тому +111

      One floor closer to hell.

    • @GrowAndFlow1227
      @GrowAndFlow1227 4 роки тому +3

      Did you copy the comment about you?

    • @CuttinInIdaho
      @CuttinInIdaho 4 роки тому +29

      Fuck the soul patch....that's Hitler's taint

    • @sankturban291
      @sankturban291 4 роки тому +14

      Eva: "Adolf, you need a new career. And change your looks, maybe the moustache. "

  • @RealAstroWhale
    @RealAstroWhale 2 роки тому +11

    I died at the “Your eyes are like blueberries” part. I’d rather come clean to tell my parents I failed college and am jobless rather than to tell them I do something as cringey as this. If you, Mr. Professor in the video, are seeing my comment, you aren’t teaching us how to flirt, you are teaching us how to be social creepers and how to be left on red.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 роки тому +8

    This looks like those safety videos you show students in highschool to show them how people try to spike drinks at bars

  • @Ranos17
    @Ranos17 3 роки тому +1069

    "I see our relationship failing in 10 years' time." what a killer strategy right there

  • @Baatfull_Ocolm
    @Baatfull_Ocolm 6 років тому +1765

    "How To Flirt With A Girl" - as written and directed by Tommy Wiseau.

    • @OZdoesArt
      @OZdoesArt 6 років тому +81

      I like to think Tommy Wiseau has slightly more class than this guy :D

    • @openSUSE5
      @openSUSE5 6 років тому +25

      Oh hai Mark!

    • @drapas
      @drapas 6 років тому +29

      Hey! Don't insult Tommy's proficiency in this sort of things! He got himself Lisa, the most beautiful girl in a world (according to The Room anyway)

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +17

      poop It's not true I did not eat her eyeballs I did not do it it's bullshit I did naaaaaat. Oh hi Mark.

    • @rickysmith6124
      @rickysmith6124 6 років тому +6

      I did not hit her, it's not true, I did not hit her, I did not.

  • @scarletttttt9
    @scarletttttt9 2 роки тому +5

    "I dont go into any kids, and I dont let any kids go into me" im going to live by this quote

  • @Harry-nk9pd
    @Harry-nk9pd 3 роки тому +2

    3 years on and this guy still has me dying, this is pure class

  • @nakedsnake4248
    @nakedsnake4248 4 роки тому +3606

    "Who are the best flirts in the world?"
    Me: I guess that is up to personal pref-
    Soul patch: *little kids*
    Me: 🚔

    • @HSE_VO
      @HSE_VO 4 роки тому +87

      👮

    • @thescrimble
      @thescrimble 4 роки тому +70

      👁 👁

    • @TheNotoriousFonzy
      @TheNotoriousFonzy 4 роки тому +93

      You know the FBI definitely paid him a visit after he posted that

    • @Rockmint
      @Rockmint 3 роки тому +50

      I too turned into a police car upon hearing that.

    • @Saltygravy117
      @Saltygravy117 3 роки тому +1

      How's Pagani?

  • @toomworld
    @toomworld 4 роки тому +1003

    This dude is creeping me out 100. He looks like he's about to ask us if we've been a good girl.

    • @jeffreythomas3080
      @jeffreythomas3080 3 роки тому +41

      I’m someone who’s in to the “good girl” thing, but if he even TRIED that I would stab his kneecaps. He is so creepy XD

    • @avengerslevelthreat1748
      @avengerslevelthreat1748 3 роки тому +30

      @Rin drinking gin let's say, hypothetically, you've been a bad girl

    • @blizzarrdd8149
      @blizzarrdd8149 3 роки тому +55

      @@jeffreythomas3080 let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you've been a neutral girl

    • @jeffreythomas3080
      @jeffreythomas3080 3 роки тому +17

      @@blizzarrdd8149 “meh girl” doesn’t quite get me going

    • @JWuKong95
      @JWuKong95 3 роки тому +17

      @@jeffreythomas3080 "you've been a very meh girl this year."

  • @OddysseyVideos
    @OddysseyVideos 3 роки тому +2

    This is the first video I’ve ever watched of Charlie. Thanks to my friend for introducing me to this channel almost two years ago.

  • @Gyno-Mackima
    @Gyno-Mackima Рік тому +2

    Thank you so much for the blueberry pickup line, i have officially used it on my crush and she said she will see me again soon for our court date 🤟🏽

  • @tylerninjablade
    @tylerninjablade 6 років тому +1409

    Roleplay you say?
    _I put on my robe and wizard hat_

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому +74

      Actual better odds than this guy would get you.

    • @Zer0san
      @Zer0san 5 років тому +7

      Don’t forget to rush him like a Rhino

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 5 років тому +2

      I got that 🙃🙃

    • @Narwhal4loko
      @Narwhal4loko 5 років тому +8

      Tyler Gray ROLL INITIATIVE

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 5 років тому +1

      Duh d-deh doo *_DEH DOOO_*

  • @brooklyn560
    @brooklyn560 5 років тому +5694

    I remember Expertvillage they extended my virginity by at least 2 years

    • @TomNJoshPlay
      @TomNJoshPlay 5 років тому +78

      brooklyn560
      You poor soul did you actually follow this advice or are you kidding?

    • @brooklyn560
      @brooklyn560 5 років тому +325

      @@TomNJoshPlay Lol it was a joke bro.

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 5 років тому +94

      Underrated comment, im in fucking tears bro.

    • @Turismoracer
      @Turismoracer 5 років тому +5

      Best comment ever LOL

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 5 років тому +6

      What are you 40 now? :P

  • @ark9951
    @ark9951 3 роки тому +7

    Average fan: Hey pretty
    Average enjoyer: B L U E B E R R I E S

  • @nyx8823
    @nyx8823 3 роки тому

    Dude I can't tell if his videos are Old or New, he never changed and this is awesome

  • @nikoong7937
    @nikoong7937 3 роки тому +1051

    He takes women's eyes so they can't see his soul patch

    • @asliaffan
      @asliaffan 3 роки тому +27

      He's doing them a favour, really.

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 роки тому

      They call him red soulo cup. But it’s because of the GHB, not the soul patch.

  • @crunchu2361
    @crunchu2361 4 роки тому +942

    How to get a girlfriend.
    Step 1: behave like a psycho from borderlands

    • @salty_ape
      @salty_ape 4 роки тому +37

      "I WILL DROPKICK YOUR BABIES!"

    • @ElFantasma2008
      @ElFantasma2008 4 роки тому +35

      I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!

    • @dclxvi_89
      @dclxvi_89 4 роки тому +16

      HA HA AAAHHHH, THE FLESH!

    • @Snowissnowier
      @Snowissnowier 4 роки тому +16

      I WILL EAT YOUR BLUEBERRY EYES!

    • @hydrarmk9206
      @hydrarmk9206 3 роки тому +9

      Im certain b2 psycho get laid more time than discount hitler

  • @night_snake6560
    @night_snake6560 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for sharing this charlie, i have homecoming at the end of the month and ill make sure to use this advice to get a woman

  • @therockas8190
    @therockas8190 3 роки тому +5

    "How to get a restraining order put on you" would be an alternative title to this video

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 6 років тому +1874

    "Your eyes are like blueberries. I want to crush them with my fingers and make muffins out of them. Wait, where are you going...?"

    • @VXInferno
      @VXInferno 5 років тому +27

      Just read this in a thick Russian accent

    • @offwhitecolby
      @offwhitecolby 5 років тому +5

      VxInferno damn it you made me do that also...

    • @saumavk
      @saumavk 5 років тому +17

      Why are you running?

    • @TomNJoshPlay
      @TomNJoshPlay 5 років тому +3

      Saumav Kapoor WHY are you running?

    • @SirGBocka
      @SirGBocka 5 років тому +1

      Paul Drake don’t run from me.

  • @rishujeetrai5780
    @rishujeetrai5780 3 роки тому +2268

    "The best flirts in the world... are little kids."
    *what the f-*

  • @JB-et8re
    @JB-et8re 2 роки тому +4

    1:42 Love the early 2000’s, zoomed so far into his face we can only see the shadows of his hand gestures

  • @lm6817
    @lm6817 2 роки тому +2

    I tried to listen to this while lifting weights but I had to stop! I was laughing too hard.

  • @TheZjumpers
    @TheZjumpers 6 років тому +658

    I almost died from second hand embarrassment.

    • @Maria-nf9vt
      @Maria-nf9vt 5 років тому +1

      λολ

    • @247sapphire
      @247sapphire 5 років тому +2

      That's a good definition for 'cringe'

    • @eniooliveira9196
      @eniooliveira9196 4 роки тому

      @@247sapphire That is the literal translation of cringe to Brazilian Portuguese.

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 3 роки тому +3136

    i honestly think you're being a little too harsh on this guy. i followed his techniques and lots of girls called me special.

    • @hassuntzu6523
      @hassuntzu6523 3 роки тому +266

      They probably told you to go to a “special school”

    • @gideonpetzer8171
      @gideonpetzer8171 3 роки тому +60

      Good one lol

    • @ianmoffat4459
      @ianmoffat4459 3 роки тому +87

      I'm sure they do... I'm sure they do

    • @jasonbulac5918
      @jasonbulac5918 3 роки тому +38

      Being too nice and putting a girl on the pedestal actually puts you in a friendzone tho

    • @cacamaori
      @cacamaori 3 роки тому +23

      *ed. special ed they meant

  • @cube4547
    @cube4547 3 роки тому +2

    I got one of those "the 5 word question that makes woman crazy for you" ads in this video

  • @lunarleak7119
    @lunarleak7119 3 роки тому +11

    my pfp is literally my reaction to this video.

  • @maximusthedude8305
    @maximusthedude8305 6 років тому +1886

    "Kids are the best flirts." "Flirting is saying you want to eat somebody's eyes."
    Him as a kid:
    "Hey, I like your hair, can I have it?" *Proceeds to rip out girl's hair*

  • @cassandrakeen7233
    @cassandrakeen7233 5 років тому +4533

    The divorce thing has ssssooomeee potential.
    "Hey babe, sorry about the divorce but it's not all bad as far as the settlement.
    You get the house, you get the kids, I'll just get your number."
    Then you wink and do finger guns for five minutes straight. Even if she walks away, just follow her continuing the finger gun process, it is crucial for your success.

    • @ALItm1
      @ALItm1 4 роки тому +493

      Just tried this. The police had real guns though... is that a part of the plan :D

    • @sister0fsin
      @sister0fsin 4 роки тому +338

      *instructions not clear. I'm stuck in a tree and the police are yelling at me*

    • @Quoteunquot3
      @Quoteunquot3 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @alfiona7951
      @alfiona7951 4 роки тому +16

      Pew pew

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 4 роки тому +7

      When a woman is telling you your pickup line...

  • @bG9zZXIu
    @bG9zZXIu 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that he's making hand gestures in the background makes it 10x funnier

  • @JohnOrrTheArsonist
    @JohnOrrTheArsonist 3 роки тому +6

    Videos like this keep me at night, rocking in a sitting fetal position while I mutter "it can't be real.. it can't be real.. it can't be real.." to myself.

  • @getlost7799
    @getlost7799 6 років тому +554

    Remember guys, the best way to pick up girls is to tell them you want to eat their eyeballs.
    *not responsible for incarceration*

  • @curious5624
    @curious5624 3 роки тому +626

    Instructions unclear: ripped a girls eyes out

  • @SammyWhammy000
    @SammyWhammy000 Рік тому +1

    Glad this is being recommend again 🙏🙏

  • @mister3722
    @mister3722 3 роки тому +7

    Charlie White, you my friend are exceptional at finding creeps like this and their incredibly weird content and I'm so fucking glad you're doing so successfully on UA-cam. You're also a funny bloke and i think that you, Count Dankula and Bearing should at least look into having a conversation and if you can livestream or post it i think that'd be unreal. Also, Seth Rogen's behaviour on social media telling people they're idiots and nobodies and all that sort of stuff has kind of peaked and until he started acting like this i thought he was a decent bloke. It's been going on for awhile but Dankula recently made a dm conversation between them public. I think you would me more likely to be able to speak to Seth Rogen. It doesn't have to be Seth Rogen, literally anybody who is or has been an A lister, i think if you could get them out to the Warehouse of Moistitude for some sort of obstacle course or a feast of classic snacks and a chat or something like that would be unreal. Hasn't really been done before but if it could be pulled off you could potentially have over a hundred million views or you might be able to get social media directors of departments from Twitter, Facebook and instagram as well as UA-cam out.
    I'm just talking shit to be honest but if it can be pulled off, you're the man to do it and i would pay good money to see them each competing against eachother and you in gamer / desk chairs with engines around a racetrack at the warehouse and their companies could brand their chairs and you could name them. More shit talking.
    Your really, really are a great content creator though and a good bloke, and i was serious about wanting to hear You, Dankula, Bearing and whoever else you want have a chat but the 3 of you in particular because you're all funny as fuck.
    Keep it moist mate

  • @duffsman316
    @duffsman316 4 роки тому +512

    He has to constantly stand with his head tilted to his right so that his soul patch looks straight. Poor guy.

    • @oojj513
      @oojj513 3 роки тому +11

      Lmfao 😂

    • @mikemackay86
      @mikemackay86 3 роки тому +18

      I'd didn't notice that. 😂

    • @oojj513
      @oojj513 3 роки тому +1

      @@fu6223 look it up lol

    • @akshaya6770
      @akshaya6770 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣

  • @dvd3tt3
    @dvd3tt3 4 роки тому +399

    The more excited "pick up line" was more scary then monotone, zero emotion one tbh.

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl 3 роки тому +10

      I thought so too!

    • @amliamatovu364
      @amliamatovu364 3 роки тому +6

      I honestly don’t know which one is worse tho-

    • @Tektabyte
      @Tektabyte 3 роки тому +5

      I found the monotone funny but the excited one made me squirm and want to kill myself

  • @retrokoh
    @retrokoh 3 роки тому +1

    I broke into hysterics at that blueberry line😂😂😂

  • @locabynature
    @locabynature 3 роки тому

    that sound you made at 2:55 is the best thing I've ever heard!!! 🤣🤣🤯🤣🤣

  • @jamul_cos
    @jamul_cos 5 років тому +756

    I actually did a double take at the whole "little kids are the best flirts" part

    • @randomness6498
      @randomness6498 5 років тому +55

      thats some twisted fucked thinking if you thought kids know what flirting is

    • @BrennanAngle
      @BrennanAngle 5 років тому +108

      “She was flirting with me officer, I swear!”

    • @x1x2x125
      @x1x2x125 4 роки тому +2

      Sauce for ya pic?

    • @LonelyWolfTXR
      @LonelyWolfTXR 4 роки тому +9

      I was taking a drink at that moment and literally just froze mid-sip when he said that lol

    • @googleisillukinati8071
      @googleisillukinati8071 4 роки тому

      Ok nerd

  • @aviator3330
    @aviator3330 6 років тому +833

    Yes role play Divorce with the girl you just met. That’ll get em

  • @kai-sl1dv
    @kai-sl1dv 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks I really needed this.

  • @evelynpfriem8499
    @evelynpfriem8499 3 роки тому +7

    5:02 no I'm keeping the dog too, or I could just get a new one.

  • @lokilord1373
    @lokilord1373 6 років тому +773

    I know basically nothing about flirting, but somehow I feel like I know *less* than I did before... 😐

    • @offwhitecolby
      @offwhitecolby 5 років тому +42

      LokiLord just don’t talk about divorce and don’t touch their eyes. i don’t think you can be as bad as this reptile

    • @trarzene
      @trarzene 5 років тому +7

      You now know what not to do

  • @HankGreenburg
    @HankGreenburg 6 років тому +1815

    It's like Michael Scott's dating advice

    • @spagetti9271
      @spagetti9271 6 років тому +4

      SpookySkull hehe I watch the Office

    • @songsandstuff9402
      @songsandstuff9402 6 років тому +53

      Except Micheal Scott actually has a wife

    • @samdinardi4843
      @samdinardi4843 6 років тому +46

      Hey I'm date Mike, nice to meet me

    • @smorepie
      @smorepie 6 років тому +7

      How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    • @justinturnsvirtual
      @justinturnsvirtual 5 років тому +4

      DATE MIKE nice to meet me

  • @userforjose
    @userforjose 2 роки тому +4

    I tried those pick up lines to find my soulmate, instead I found my cellmate

  • @spectre_222
    @spectre_222 Рік тому +5

    Why do I feel like the guy in this video has never even actually talked to/flirted with a single woman in his entire life? Because honestly he's giving the weirdest, most creepy advice ever LOL 🤣