You know, this is one of these times where I'm absolutely, one hundred million percent sure that you'll be doing the right thing. I can safely say that you definitely, definitely won't regret doing that.
Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!
The last mastermind i watched was actually quite funny, because the people that ran mastermind actually ended up winning it, so it's not rare to see that happen from time to time.
I can remember in my very young days dad taking me to the Birmingham horse racing track in Erdington, I hated it. In my 20s I used to go to the Hall Green dog races somewhere near Fox Hollies. I am now 68 and it all seems like a different life.
It was so well written as is most of Graham Linehan's stuff like Black Books and The IT Crowd. For the most part it flows beautifully. Personally for me the bad episodes were the Over 75s Football Match but not the part where Ted has to do the forfeit and The Golden Cleric. The rest were absolute classics.
Beauty. That sigh you experience when the theme tune plays over the flyover of Craggy Island. It's beginning to snow again. The flakes, silver and dark, are falling obliquely against the lamplight. It's probably falling all over the island; on the central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the graveyards, upon the crosses and headstones, upon all the living and the dead...
John: Which film title was Ted acting out during a game of charades whilst keeping Jack company when he died? Contestant: Jaws..... John: Correct Contestant: Two! it is not correct, I was going to say Jaws Two, it is a different film, it is a very different film, it is a different shark!!
I took part in a Father Ted pub quiz recently (hosted by Father Damo (Joe Rooney) no less) and won my own pet brick! Most of the questions weren't quite this fuppin' hard though
“Yes, and another perfect round. 15 points.” The guy: “ I took your car for a drive and I crashed it into a big wall. And if you don’t like it,tough.I’ve had my fun and that’s all that matters.”
@@bobthebass72 that maybe suggests that he read a lot of stuff on father ted in preparation for the show, rather than watching/listening to it on TV. Hence the mispronunciation of the name.
0:38, 0:59, 1:07, 1:15, 1:23, 1:32, 1:38, 1:48, 2:07, 2:15 All moments when he could have answered the question early and maybe had time for 3 or 4 more questions!
TBF if I was doing it I really would've milked ".......Jim????" for 20/30 seconds or so, just like the show. To hell with winning, that would've been hilarious If the question masters would've been clever, they'd have set that as last so it came up after the "started so I've finished" buzzer so he could enjoy the pause without the time pressure :-p
In Mastermind I don't think you are allowed to answer before the question has been completed. It is a time thing. You can answer as fast as you like though. The question master did repeat one of his correct answers which did cost him a question. For that reason he needs a kick up the arse.
I got 13, Kilnetty, I was thinking of the Holy Stone of Clonrickart, and the Finnish band, would never have known their name. Although I do know The Hairy Bowsies, Death Pigs and The Grand Girls.
If he didn't know an answer, he can say "That would be an ecumenical matter", or "I wouldn't know John, you big bollocks"
You know, this is one of these times where I'm absolutely, one hundred million percent sure that you'll be doing the right thing. I can safely say that you definitely, definitely won't regret doing that.
London???
Yes!
He just passed the Irish citizenship test.
I wish it was that easy, after Brexit I'd gladly swap mine for it!
you can do it any time you like you bell end.
Not unless you have Irish ancestry.
So every Irish citizen has Irish ancestry?
Fuck up you baxtard priest. Bleeding grasshole.
He had his fun and that's all that matters.
Pidimydimmydimmy.
Durty feckers.
If you ever say that to me again I'll put your heard through the wall lol
I wasn't asking for permission
Ya dirty fecker!
That would be an eccumenical matter
YES!
😂😂😂
I don't believe it!
Down with that sort of thing!
DRINK!
The contestant was seen down his local pub soon after wearing a fur coat and a crown.
FUCKIN HELL
Hud Hastings with Giant Read
and don’t forget the BBC sound effects volume 3.
Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!
The last mastermind i watched was actually quite funny, because the people that ran mastermind actually ended up winning it, so it's not rare to see that happen from time to time.
I can barely keep a straight face back there!
What’s that you say Brum Racing?? You got all the answers right??
Excellent
wed just be borrowing it
I can remember in my very young days dad taking me to the Birmingham horse racing track in Erdington, I hated it. In my 20s I used to go to the Hall Green dog races somewhere near Fox Hollies. I am now 68 and it all seems like a different life.
Give this man the golden cleric
It's Ireland's biggest mastermind studio I understand.
Man that's fucking brilliant! I can hear his voice now!
@@dantaylor7344 😂 I read it in his voice too
You do know that Mastermind is now made in Ireland? Well, Blackstaff studios in Belfast.
A stage 15, never thought I'd see one
What is it about Father Ted that almost every scene is hardwired into our heads??? 😂😂😂😂😂
Masterful comedic writing I'd imagine, simple yet hilarious.
Great writing, humour that varies between sublime, clever subversion, witty, slapstick and Monty Python-esque crazy random humour
@Just Jim Dandy I thought cocaine... 🤣🤣🤣
It was so well written as is most of Graham Linehan's stuff like Black Books and The IT Crowd. For the most part it flows beautifully. Personally for me the bad episodes were the Over 75s Football Match but not the part where Ted has to do the forfeit and The Golden Cleric. The rest were absolute classics.
Beauty. That sigh you experience when the theme tune plays over the flyover of Craggy Island. It's beginning to snow again. The flakes, silver and dark, are falling obliquely against the lamplight. It's probably falling all over the island; on the central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the graveyards, upon the crosses and headstones, upon all the living and the dead...
I’m more impressed by the fact that a man who knows so much about father ted managed to resist correcting “Ian” to Eoin McLove.
I'd say he was the second best contestant on Mastermind.
... the second best contestant...
@@ThinLynottFan THE SECOND BEST?! ONLY THE SECOND?!
@@davidr.6357 He's not Peter Perfect, the Perfect Contestant.
Clearly Mastermind is a runner up prize
We're all goin' on Mastermind lads, wayyeyyyyyyyy...
I hear your a mastermind subject now father!
Ride me sideways was another one
Well here we are now, all the lads
He obviously MADE THE BBC!!
Is there ANYTHING to be said for another round of MasterMind?
Rob Fehily oh God I just love saying Masstermind
John: Which film title was Ted acting out during a game of charades whilst keeping Jack company when he died?
Contestant: Jaws.....
John: Correct
Contestant: Two! it is not correct, I was going to say Jaws Two, it is a different film, it is a very different film, it is a different shark!!
A great bunch of lads
I took part in a Father Ted pub quiz recently (hosted by Father Damo (Joe Rooney) no less) and won my own pet brick! Most of the questions weren't quite this fuppin' hard though
Father Damo! Was he playing the old computer game there?
"That's our fuppin' spot!". The point to the no swearing sign... Classic!
Why are you talking like that?!?
He gives good Mass.....termind.
,😁😁😁
I don't know anything about this man but I'm sure we'd be mates.
He got them all right and that's all that matters..
He's serious about his comedy, Father Stone might be his hero.
Give that man the Mastermind award.
*”AWARD!!!”*
No, Father you can’t have an award..
Why not? Award! Award! Award! Award! Award! Award...!
@@DoctorVision “Yes, Father, yes! There you are!”
“RIGHT! PHOTO! PHOTO!”
LOL
Anything but the english papers
I got 12 out of 14! Im so happy i'm now off to ride Mrs O'Riley!! lol!!!
Don't forget your feckin' trousers
Down with that sort of thing!
lol
There were 15 questions, so only 12 out of 15!
"ted! you forgot your brick!"
Here come the quotes...
Seriously though this guy knows his ted
JUST PLAY THE F#*#ING NOTE.
The first one?
@@jackcarter5101 No not the fucking first one!!!!
Now that's dedication.
To be fair, you'd have fun boning up for that round.
This boy knows his Ted!
And not a mention of the holy stone of clonrickerd were apparently an English man touched it and grew a beard.
Likely because it was busted back down from a grade 2 relic after it was removed from Bishop Facks
Oh God I just love saying Masstermind
I scored 14 by the way
😁😁😁
Absolute legend!
The questions are far longer than they need to be.
Feck.
John: Paul's seriously big scores there and so, over I go to my Poetry Corner
Oh its yourself.
Go on... my son
He should have come dressed as a preists
He should have gotten a Golden Cleric for this perfect round ,
“Yes, and another perfect round. 15 points.”
The guy: “ I took your car for a drive and I crashed it into a big wall.
And if you don’t like it,tough.I’ve had my fun and that’s all that matters.”
Mastermind.....A Great Bunch of Lads
This man has ascended humankind.
Wonder what Pat Mustard's Specialist subject would be ...
Women, or milk.
Fuckin' hell.
Ian Rhodes Now you can’t be using that sort of language when the Bishops are here!
I use that phrase all the time, and I'd never watched Father Ted until a week or so ago, and I'm 46!
Absolutely brilliant....
This round appears to be an ecumenical matter
Bejewelled with kisses haha the best book name. Got about half of those and I love father ted so this guy is pretty good.
Am I going to be on the telly?
Dreams v reality ✨️
Genius...
This looks like it was filmed by Father Jack at Lent.
Careful, now.
Down with this sort of thing!
Nin Hoogen and the Hoogenotes
When asking the question about Eoin McLove, does he say Ian?
Jim
@@bobthebass72 that maybe suggests that he read a lot of stuff on father ted in preparation for the show, rather than watching/listening to it on TV. Hence the mispronunciation of the name.
What a legend.
I thought I was a huge fan and that I knew tons about Father Ted, until I saw this guy: It makes me feel soooo amateur.
I wonder if it would be allowed to make my chosen subject was 'myself'?
Somehow - I doubt it.
He loves his brick
Why don't we tell a few ghost stories?
Brilliant
Fecking good that.
Give baldy a cup of tea there father..
He might suffer from a rare condition of being allergic to tea.
I got 9, and thought I was doing well lol. This guy knows it all.
Unbelievable!
You wouldn't catch Adolf Hitler going on Mastermind.
That's not his sort of thing at all.
He's worse than Hitler!
They put a bra on ‘im.
0:38, 0:59, 1:07, 1:15, 1:23, 1:32, 1:38, 1:48, 2:07, 2:15 All moments when he could have answered the question early and maybe had time for 3 or 4 more questions!
TBF if I was doing it I really would've milked ".......Jim????" for 20/30 seconds or so, just like the show.
To hell with winning, that would've been hilarious
If the question masters would've been clever, they'd have set that as last so it came up after the "started so I've finished" buzzer so he could enjoy the pause without the time pressure :-p
@@cdname47 And if you didn't know an answer, instead of saying "pass", you can say "that would be an ecumenical matter!"
Book em Danno
In Mastermind I don't think you are allowed to answer before the question has been completed. It is a time thing. You can answer as fast as you like though. The question master did repeat one of his correct answers which did cost him a question. For that reason he needs a kick up the arse.
What kind of a noise does your boiler make?
Got motion sickness now. Cheers.
Is it London?
Playbackjunkie No Craggy Island
I'll give you a clue. You live there.
the capital of england is it new york , london or munich ? .... i'll give you a clue you live there
Swindon?
And they say Srinivasa Ramanujan was a genius....
13/15 there. Forgot the holy shrine and the novel
i didn't get the Norwegian band
My man! Quality
And then the war began
And then Sting fell down the stairs.
Careful now!
Wow - I only got 11. Shameful.
William Shatner's Tech Wars
Careful now...
Plot twist.....Father Jack filmed this on his parochial house television with a hand held camera.
That was majestic.
I only got 7. I knew most of them just couldn't recall the answer in time.
He's done us proud
How do you fellas do?
I reckon I got half of em right
I don't know if I could do that for Last of the Summer Wine!
A legend!
Why does Humphries repeat some of the answers when the contestants have it correct anyway? Wasting valuable seconds which could be crucial! 🤨
The questions are also much longer than they need to be.
I love the misery.
I got 13, Kilnetty, I was thinking of the Holy Stone of Clonrickart, and the Finnish band, would never have known their name. Although I do know The Hairy Bowsies, Death Pigs and The Grand Girls.
Father Ted's so vague no one knows what its really about.
I got 11 of them right
I dont believe IT.
Hes a boss!
I only got one wrong!
Not enough about Jack!!
What type of tests, general knowledge?
Tea Father?
Ah go on!
Feck off!
Fecking mastermind !!!