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  • @buuam7555
    @buuam7555 3 місяці тому +686

    "I dont gotta win, I just gotta take as many of you with me when I die as possible"
    -a gas masked Chad of Krieg

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 3 місяці тому +17

      Black Templar: No homo but… I think I love you. 🥹
      Krieger: What?
      Black Templar: Nothing! 🤐

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 місяці тому +4

      Da Emperah Protekz!

    • @deathkorpsgrenadier2894
      @deathkorpsgrenadier2894 2 місяці тому +2

      You rang?

    • @wiaf8937
      @wiaf8937 2 місяці тому

      For krieg, for the emprah!

    • @roughneckmp
      @roughneckmp 23 дні тому

      Happy gas mask noises

  • @itsreapernecrosis2215
    @itsreapernecrosis2215 3 місяці тому +594

    Aliens: "I have seen humans strangle their enemies."
    Humans: "You should see what my wife makes me do to her."

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 2 місяці тому +11

      Your wife's boyfriend, maybe.

    • @jimburton5592
      @jimburton5592 2 місяці тому +78

      Just because you're unhappy, that doesn't mean everyone is ​@@ShortArmOfGod

    • @placer7412
      @placer7412 2 місяці тому

      @@ShortArmOfGodokay loser lmao

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 місяці тому +7

      @@ShortArmOfGod That was brutal.

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jimburton5592 But it does not mean everyone is happy.

  • @toospooky051
    @toospooky051 2 місяці тому +482

    "We have advanced space technology!"
    "We have Brazilians."

    • @miltonbradley8355
      @miltonbradley8355 2 місяці тому +24

      Obligatory "how many is a Brazilian" comment

    • @MSouzaGameDev
      @MSouzaGameDev 2 місяці тому +3

      I was going to be that one weird brazilian... but eh 😂 everyone is already tired of it right?

    • @toospooky051
      @toospooky051 2 місяці тому +9

      @@MSouzaGameDev You gave us Brazilian style steakhouses so you get a pass from me for whatever you like 😂😂😂

    • @rickknoxx
      @rickknoxx 2 місяці тому

      More like Vietnamese

    • @skippyhauck
      @skippyhauck 2 місяці тому

      "We have a Hulk."

  • @DonLoco3
    @DonLoco3 3 місяці тому +461

    That sums up humans. "It's not logical, it's personal."

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 місяці тому

      It does not matter if they are dead. I prefer a world w/o them. Let the Bonobos become the next dominant species and save the Earth by moving it when the Sun expands.

    • @MetalFalcon99
      @MetalFalcon99 2 місяці тому +9

      Knife missile

  • @Moneysreal
    @Moneysreal 2 місяці тому +267

    “We reduced the human population by half but they just kept coming. When we retreated back into deep space, THEY FOLLOWED!”

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 місяці тому

      They do not have the intellect or technology so that ends that. The aliens come back intricude a species specific virus and the animals eat their filthy carcasses. The end Aliens rule and make the earth better. yes

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 2 місяці тому +38

      *You alerted the Space Orks/Locusts known as Humans*

    • @Moneysreal
      @Moneysreal 2 місяці тому +29

      @@Davidofthelost Objective: Survive
      Difficulty: Impossible

  • @christopherpetty3320
    @christopherpetty3320 3 місяці тому +384

    My ancestors smile upon me alien. Can you say the same?

    • @sheik9956
      @sheik9956 2 місяці тому +8

      you simperial

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 2 місяці тому

      @@sheik9956stormcuck

    • @baconflakes3345
      @baconflakes3345 2 місяці тому +3

      @@sheik9956?

    • @magnipettersson4432
      @magnipettersson4432 2 місяці тому +5

      Okay ​@@baconflakes3345 listen here. Once before time the elder scrolls were created. Scrolls so advanced no one could comprehend them. They were made by the creator (canonically reffering to the developers wich is next level and makes it feel more like entering an actual universe and thus making your character even more special and blessed. Hes not a god like a developer. But hes divine from the same world.)
      The dragonborn is cannonically the player summoned by the gods wich are the developers. The nords of skyrim relished in the power of dragonborn as their culture and it still would have been if not for the cursed elves and later the simperials😢😭😑😮‍💨🥲

    • @baconflakes3345
      @baconflakes3345 2 місяці тому +2

      @@magnipettersson4432 yeah lowkey imma side with the simperials

  • @isaacgraff8288
    @isaacgraff8288 3 місяці тому +322

    "They also stole our tech at every step. So we kind of armed them."

    • @SaintKuro
      @SaintKuro 3 місяці тому +35

      Sone of them even took our armor trying to blend in with us and detonate a bomb in the mid of our base

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 місяці тому +14

      *muharjeen intensifies*

    • @666monsterman
      @666monsterman 2 місяці тому +13

      you should have seen what the southern variants did when they figured out how to replicate cold fusion. i have no idea who this god king "Dale Earn Hearts" is, but he mustve been their greatest warrior for so many to praise him

    • @meme62227
      @meme62227 2 місяці тому

      and that would actually be true some sort of group would do that if there is an invasion

  • @ThatWillGuy8
    @ThatWillGuy8 2 місяці тому +138

    “…you know nothing of humanity’s infinite potential for malice.”

  • @shad3revo111
    @shad3revo111 2 місяці тому +97

    "What these monsters don't understand is our goal isn't to die for our people, it's to make them die for theirs."

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 Місяць тому

      Gen. Patton. No one ever won a war by dying for his country; he won that war by making the other poor dumb son of a b1tch die for his.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 3 місяці тому +521

    when the jungle speaks Vietnamese. wait till the snow speaks Finnish. lol

    • @MagicalMaster
      @MagicalMaster 3 місяці тому +51

      Dude it's just as bad if a trench calls you a hoser.

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 3 місяці тому +6

      @@MagicalMaster lol

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 3 місяці тому +28

      Think that's bad? Wait until the gas speaks Russian.

    • @TemplarX2
      @TemplarX2 3 місяці тому +1

      What would they do against hunter seeker drones? Alien 8 billions: human 0.

    • @Klaus1386
      @Klaus1386 3 місяці тому +5

      @@TemplarX2 EMP burst should disable them.

  • @IvanWarren-c4r
    @IvanWarren-c4r 3 місяці тому +254

    All fun and games until the Canadians realize that the Geneva Convention does not apply

    • @MrKrinkelz
      @MrKrinkelz 2 місяці тому +23

      they club cute seal puppies bro there is no saving that ugly ass alien

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 2 місяці тому +15

      Alien AI Warning system: CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED

    • @IvanWarren-c4r
      @IvanWarren-c4r 2 місяці тому +4

      That’s just the Inuit

    • @tomast9034
      @tomast9034 2 місяці тому +3

      there must be someone who pushes it thru otherwise its just some words on some paper somewhere.

    • @merlebarney
      @merlebarney 2 місяці тому +6

      The Geneva what? What’s a Geneva?🤣🇨🇦

  • @kristoferprovencal3608
    @kristoferprovencal3608 2 місяці тому +53

    It’s a refreshing perspective when a story portrays humans as the “superhuman” monsters. It’s also one of the things I like about the Warhammer 40K universe.

  • @MFCSteele
    @MFCSteele 3 місяці тому +757

    More xenos have to learn the hard way that they were not made in God's image.

    • @mirrorimage2866
      @mirrorimage2866 3 місяці тому +6

      keklul

    • @mobilegamersunite
      @mobilegamersunite 3 місяці тому +4

      Yet they are more advanced 🤔 🙄...what's that say about ol goddy boy? 😂

    • @theoink636
      @theoink636 3 місяці тому

      @@mobilegamersunite take a joke ya weenie

    • @Lucifernu5
      @Lucifernu5 3 місяці тому +82

      ​@@mobilegamersunitewe had to be nerfed to make it a fair fight

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins
      @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins 3 місяці тому

      ​@@mobilegamersunitethe Roman's thought the same thing

  • @brianthao102
    @brianthao102 3 місяці тому +214

    You know, it would be interesting to see a TV show or movie where an alien journalist is interviewing veterans of an alien alliance about their experience during a war against humans. Like, they assumed victory to be asured but were surprised as they underestimated just how unpridictable humanity and earth's enviroment really was. Shifting the interview from points of view from Alien infantry, officers, politicians, and even civilian workers that were in the conflict. Excluding the human perspective of the extraterrestrial conflict for a planet's resources. It would be a brilliant piece of Science Fiction that I think a lot of people would be interested in seeing.

    • @christianperez5561
      @christianperez5561 3 місяці тому +9

      I hope we see that one day, for now we only listen to the terrifying examples of the Indomitable Human Spirit.

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff 2 місяці тому +7

      especially if we won, and these interviews were a post-war trial

    • @thomocterly9609
      @thomocterly9609 2 місяці тому +3

      Sorry, all we can do is Brad Pitt with a ponytail saving the world single-handedly

    • @therobustempyrean1436
      @therobustempyrean1436 2 місяці тому

      Call it World War H.

    • @therobustempyrean1436
      @therobustempyrean1436 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@thomocterly9609Glad I'm not the only one.

  • @Swaiznhe
    @Swaiznhe 2 місяці тому +122

    Alien: We arrived at south-america
    Me: they came to Latam?! Oh, those poor bastards...
    Alien: thr first problem was the jungle...
    Me: oh, no... They went to Brazil....

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 2 місяці тому +16

      Wonder what the aliens thinking would be if they landed in Australia

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@AvoidTheCadaver they'd probably land in Penrith or Bankstown in Sydney 😂

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 2 місяці тому

      @@richardcostello360
      Probably get run over by all the souped up cars running up and down those neighbourhoods

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 2 місяці тому

      They are lucky they did not attempt to land in America look at what we do to everything that is unknown or not allowed coming into our airspace they would be bombarded on the way down and sending everything at them

    • @Lord_Tcus
      @Lord_Tcus 2 місяці тому +7

      There are fates worse than death
      Eu Macaco

  • @ugandaknuckle3129
    @ugandaknuckle3129 2 місяці тому +129

    "fuck off"
    -human greatest weapon (probably)

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 2 місяці тому +2

      Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonovabitch in SPACE!

  • @tonycapri2608
    @tonycapri2608 3 місяці тому +270

    Really well written, Malek shouldn't be allowed near new troops. Wondering if he walked away to a stealth transport , left and returned to human space , taking off his make up.,!

    • @alecks999998
      @alecks999998 3 місяці тому +32

      Exactly.......human propagandist. That was actually Colin Farrell in makeup

    • @Where-is-Jessica-Hyde
      @Where-is-Jessica-Hyde 3 місяці тому +6

      This comment should be pinned!

  • @Wanderer21766
    @Wanderer21766 3 місяці тому +112

    People often forget, we are perhaps one of the most resilient species on this planet.
    For thousands of years we have fought wars countless times, we have had pestilences that wiped out thousands to millions, we have went from lowly apes to thinking and inventive creatures that dominate the skies and the water themselves.
    We did in 5,000 years what an animal could never do in a million years, and though we have our problems they are shadow compared to our achievements on this planet.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 3 місяці тому +11

      "We did in 5,000 years what an animal could never do in a million years"
      Bro, we are the animal. We were apes and now we're just waaay smarter apes. In a million years we could be replaced by bird people for all you know.

    • @Wanderer21766
      @Wanderer21766 3 місяці тому +6

      @@josefstalin9678
      Maybe, maybe not.
      But for the time being, I stick by what I say.

    • @lacka90
      @lacka90 3 місяці тому +2

      @@josefstalin9678 Still our great achievements came when we started to think of our self as gods.

    • @redyokai3726
      @redyokai3726 3 місяці тому +2

      @@lacka90 breaking free from religion will help us achieve true progress and prosperity

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins
      @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Wanderer21766 just replace an animal with other animals and then his point means nothing to yours

  • @RenegadeElite101
    @RenegadeElite101 2 місяці тому +118

    Human intelligence officer interrogating lizard alien prisoner
    “You Xenos made a mistake attacking us. Oh sure, you have ships, weapons, and armor that we couldn’t dream of having. But you know what you failed to understand Lizard guy? When you came to this little planet of ours , you came thinking war was just something theoretical, that’d you’d just land your little armies with your fancy weapons and that would be that. But you see my scaley friend , war isn’t theoretical to us, not one bit. No, you see we’ve fought each other since the beginning of our history, only joining together so we can have bigger fights. Not just conquest either, we fight at every level of our lives. We fight for our careers, for our families , to find a mate, everything in our lives revolves around competition and war. and because of that, well…I’m sure you get the idea by now. But you wanna know something, a little secret between us, we’ve taken your fancy technology and figured it out. That’s right, we now have those fancy weapons and armor of yours and are taking over your ships. We’re translating your language to ours and will be flying the damn things soon enough. When we do, we will find your home world and we’ll give it payback for what you’ve done to Earth a million times over, and when we’re done we’ll visit the rest of our worlds and do the same, and you wanna know why Scaley? It’s because you went and made the worst mistake in this galaxy of ours.”
    “You finally gave my people someone to fight, other than each other, and because of that and that alone we will burn this galaxy asunder until we have our fill.”

    • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
      @user-ft7fq4ou4v 2 місяці тому +21

      That last half is basically how the emperor was able to rule all of humanity in 40k. He just talk all of the racism and murderousness, and pointed it specifically at the non-humans. Suddenly, nobody's trying to resist his rule because they've got better enemies to kill.

    • @shadowstonar360
      @shadowstonar360 2 місяці тому +4

      Is this from something or did you write this yourself?

    • @RenegadeElite101
      @RenegadeElite101 2 місяці тому +7

      @@shadowstonar360 Myself

    • @cerealwalker
      @cerealwalker 2 місяці тому +1

      Why are people so eager to unironically glorify being space nazis these days smh

    • @squirrelking4174
      @squirrelking4174 2 місяці тому +10

      @@cerealwalkerjust found the first traitor.

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 2 місяці тому +50

    They follow a creed. A small one but terrifying in it's meaning.
    "Eat it or (mate with) it?"

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 2 місяці тому +11

      ah yes, the U.S Marine Corps

  • @tomoffel1963
    @tomoffel1963 2 місяці тому +39

    "Then we landed in a place called Mexico and talked shit about a show called Dragon Ball. Big mistake."

    • @bmad1386
      @bmad1386 2 місяці тому +2

      Cartels rallying up in the name of Dragonball 😂

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 29 днів тому

      “Our scientists could never understand why they kept their t shirts on when they went swimming”😂

  • @barneymiller7894
    @barneymiller7894 3 місяці тому +60

    Imagine landing on a completely inferior planet and getting dropped by a pink monkey who hunts quadruped that can smell him from four miles away for sport. 😂

  • @reginaldpots5765
    @reginaldpots5765 3 місяці тому +55

    It always baffles me how these authors make almost no effort to describe violence, it's always some chain of vagaries or metaphor, followed up by a praise of compassion and gentleness.
    I don't think these folks have much experience with honest brutality, as not many do these days. I don't think a warfaring species from across the galaxy would have these sorts of human qualms if they're destroying their way across the cosmos in a genocidal strip mining operation.

    • @williepete1969
      @williepete1969 3 місяці тому +4

      Thank you

    • @huntercreed1
      @huntercreed1 2 місяці тому +10

      It also typically really shows how little a lot of sci-fi authors know about what true warfare in that kind of age an alien would have access to and what they would actually do. So many authors have this idea that 'well if we look at Nam or the war for independence or the Italian-Ethopian conflict we can see that a technological foe doesn't mean they auto win'. This is true but the gap between those at the base level is very close. The gap between a species that still mostly uses blackpowder weapons with some atomic flair going against a species that has cracked FTL alone is a canyon at that point.
      We also seem to have this idea that because we are the baddest on our planet that we would be the biggest threat in the galaxy, ignoring that goes for almost any species that ended up being a super war mongering nation, that they had to be the baddest to survive their planet and its hardships, fight intergalactic wars for resources but when they get to humanity, because we got spunk and some grit we have to be the biggest thing they've ever dealt with.
      It ignores that if a species really wanted to wipe earth of life because they just wanted to strip mine it, they would just catapult a couple RKVs at our planet and then just scrape the remains into a dustpan and be on their way. Or do a ranged war like what happened in the ages of artillery fights of just sitting outside of enemy range and destroying all their military assets because they can't fight back. Authors are always super clever at thinking of cool or interesting ways for humanity to fight off an invader, but lack either the int score or creativity to figure out how aliens would actually fight.
      If you want to write a book where humanity gets to the proper tech level and then fights aliens in space, that is fine. But the idea that aliens that have conquered FTL and the laws of physics to come here and they can't properly kill us because 'muh human spirit' is so darned cliche that it borders on criminal.

    • @HoneyDog
      @HoneyDog 2 місяці тому +11

      Pretty sure an AI wrote this story my guy. Notice how I starts with some alien describing war stories that go no where near a fire? Then it somehow becomes a story about the same veteran alien being saved by a human woman and nursed over the course of a few days?
      I don’t think a human wrote this.

    • @MrAdrianlk
      @MrAdrianlk 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@huntercreed1you know what else is cliche? Assuming we arnt the baddest and most technologically advanced species out there.

    • @SonoranSteel
      @SonoranSteel 2 місяці тому +4

      This was 100% written by AI

  • @Ebbonified
    @Ebbonified 2 місяці тому +14

    "Even the simple ones are dangerous. The ones that were missing pieces, damaged in the mind, living next to the dung hills. They stood double-shifts as night predators and skirmishers marauding our depots while we were on patrol..."

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 2 місяці тому +6

    My favourite short story was in the point of view of cold and logical hive-mind aliens and was told as logs in their computer. All I can remember is that they looked down on humans after making contact and decided humans needed exterminated and told them such while saying something like, "You think all your problems are solved by throwing the biggest rock." The world of humans banded together, made a space fleet big enough to house the entire population, and launched the entire earth at the aliens to destroy them. The last log relayed the last message from the humans, "We think this is a big enough rock." If by some chance anyone has read this short story I found on a forum years ago, please tell me where to find it.

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain Місяць тому

      You can find it on that forum you read it on years ago.

  • @forkittens
    @forkittens 3 місяці тому +29

    A.I. voice reads A.I. script with static A.I. image background.

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff 2 місяці тому +8

      the script stolen from some reddit sub

  • @middlenamejames_4284
    @middlenamejames_4284 24 дні тому +1

    Really impressed how dude was able to cast a shadow over a fire

  • @mjvlogswright25
    @mjvlogswright25 3 місяці тому +33

    We Canadians are the reason the Geneva convention exists

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 місяці тому +3

      *laughs in 3RAR*
      You Canucks try to talk big.....us Aussies ignore the Conventions so much that we had to flush an entire company after Afghanistan

    • @DystruktoBoi1
      @DystruktoBoi1 2 місяці тому

      @@richardcostello360 Yes but, literally Canadians are the REASON someone saw what was going on in a WAR and was like "Whoa whoa whoa.....I think he need some rules here....."

    • @GoliothOnline666
      @GoliothOnline666 2 місяці тому

      ​@@richardcostello360 But you lost a literal war against Ostriches 🤷‍♂️

  • @TheIRONSTAG
    @TheIRONSTAG 3 місяці тому +68

    Xenos, just wait till you see what the Impurium of Man comes up with. Laughs in wolfen, dreadnought, arcoflagellete, titan, adeptus astartes, and much more

    • @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr
      @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr 3 місяці тому +2

      Milky way sweep intensifies

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 3 місяці тому

      You’re making it gay

    • @redyokai3726
      @redyokai3726 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ViktoriousDeadI don’t like warhammer either but I’d like to think we will become conquerors of other species then just defending ourselves from them

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 місяці тому +3

      *happy gasmask noises as I sharpen my trench shovel*

  • @BarbecueBaconBurger0
    @BarbecueBaconBurger0 2 місяці тому +14

    The human glaze is insane

  • @DougsterCanada1
    @DougsterCanada1 2 місяці тому +12

    "There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass" - Author unconfirmed, but fairly accurate

  • @derekbroestler7687
    @derekbroestler7687 2 місяці тому +17

    There is absolutely nothing more dangerous than a human backed into a corner...

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 2 місяці тому +1

      Kreig infantry....what is a corner?

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain Місяць тому

      Your right because aliens would totally fight wars how we fight them. Instead of just nuking the corner that the human is hiding in...

  • @grantgunz
    @grantgunz 3 місяці тому +71

    Never push the Pink Skins to the thin Ice!
    4000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained!

  • @uthurheracles6173
    @uthurheracles6173 2 місяці тому +7

    "It's not logical. It's personal."
    Damn that's good...

  • @bittybaff3541
    @bittybaff3541 2 місяці тому +6

    Do not go gentle into that last fight. Rage, rage against the dying of the light

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 3 місяці тому +22

    Why is it that everybody who has these captions on the video ever go through it and verify that the words are actually correct? The main character has been Malik, Molly, Mollach - which is it? I wish people would take a little bit extra time to make sure they're done right.

    • @beanny39
      @beanny39 3 місяці тому +1

      It starts at the very beginning, with the "accurate" smell of the fire.

    • @Born_Stellar
      @Born_Stellar 2 місяці тому +3

      I bet its the AI generated subtitles they are using.

    • @HoneyDog
      @HoneyDog 2 місяці тому +4

      Pretty sure this entire video is AI Generated, story included :P

    • @JadedConfusion2
      @JadedConfusion2 2 місяці тому +3

      ​I bet so too, they leaned in about seven times, he spoke in a "low voice" everytime he changed the subject, "but that wasn't their greatest threat/weapon" every other sentence. It just screams AI​@@HoneyDog

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety 2 місяці тому +8

    Gotta show the aliens why only mankind was made in God's image.

  • @alchemistwillie2342
    @alchemistwillie2342 3 місяці тому +7

    Damn, that was good! I've been toying with similar thoughts for decades, and you just smashed it!

  • @uh-ohspaghettio7826
    @uh-ohspaghettio7826 2 місяці тому

    "It's not logical, it's personal".
    This is humanity's phrase if that time comes.

  • @destinedtofail6518
    @destinedtofail6518 3 місяці тому +8

    The algorithm has blessed me this day!!!
    I’m only 8 minutes into only this video, and it’s a sub for me!

  • @KaboosOnX1
    @KaboosOnX1 2 місяці тому +1

    Awesome story until you realize we would get our cheeks absolutely clapped if aliens invaded

  • @pauljurgen-romrig9616
    @pauljurgen-romrig9616 3 місяці тому +29

    So is his name Malik, Molleck , or Molly? Or is the person responsible for the subtitles an alien?

    • @JohnJBrowne11209
      @JohnJBrowne11209 3 місяці тому +5

      I think it's a human voice but an AI transcription program. Those things are still garbage.

    • @gerardstephens58
      @gerardstephens58 3 місяці тому +7

      I counted at least 7 versions 😂 AI is shit (garbage in, garbage out)

    • @russellwarrick6405
      @russellwarrick6405 3 місяці тому +4

      It's Mullet, get it right.

    • @timberwolfy9865
      @timberwolfy9865 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@JohnJBrowne11209The whole story is AI or written by a middleschooler. Lots of repeating like the soldiers paying attention over and over again or the guy saying "but that wasn't their most dangerous weapon" for the 50th time

  • @owloko1349
    @owloko1349 2 місяці тому +1

    I love this idea, that humans are just insane and that's what makes us "special", and there's kind of evidence to this in our behavior, speacilly early humans. We seem to have a lot less fear of things other animals will avoid at any cost, and in some cases we activly seek danger just for the heck off it

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain Місяць тому

      We arent insane. These stories really just show how predictable humans are. Every single one just assumes aliens would fight wars how we fight them. The human glazing is hilarious.

    • @owloko1349
      @owloko1349 Місяць тому

      ​@@DaClaptain Why do you assume it would be diferent? What makes you think that they would be more special, or less special?
      The argument that aliens would be diferent also works the other way around. You are basically saying that we are "just animals" and the aliens would be far more than this?
      Yeah the storie is not perfect, and the human glazing is real, but that's just how stories go, in some we are monsters to be feared in other we are children in the cosmos. Both are just as realistc as they can be when imagining so far from reality

    • @owloko1349
      @owloko1349 Місяць тому

      @@DaClaptain Oh and I forgot, yes we are INSANE, do you realize that the Easter Island was inhabited way before there was any real boats and ships. we basically got there in rafts, and it's so very far from any other land that it is impossible that the first settlers knew about the place they would eventually land. We are very unique amongst animals, our behavior and biology might be similiar to other animals, but there is a lot that make us different.

  • @austinbel4557
    @austinbel4557 2 місяці тому +1

    As you prepare to water board a newly captured alien you give him a brief history of war. “If we do this to each other image what we’re going to do to you?”

  • @InactivePoster
    @InactivePoster 2 місяці тому +1

    I couldn’t even dare to imagine if the aliens were up against the Warhammer 40k soldiers

  • @ohusky271
    @ohusky271 2 місяці тому +1

    what should scare the new soldiers more is the idea of us getting our hands on their tech, combined with all of the aforementioned traits of humanity

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder 2 місяці тому

      Aliens realizing a whole new fear when the humans start using reverse engineered weapons, and have removed the safety mechanisms on purpose.

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain Місяць тому

      humans realizing aliens dont care and dont fight wars the same way we do as the get vaporized by aliens from space.

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 2 місяці тому +1

    In the wise words of Kratos:
    "LEAVE. MY. HOME."

  • @bmad1386
    @bmad1386 2 місяці тому

    "In a place called Siberian wastes..."
    😂And suddenly I'm not surprised about the usage of nukes to tell em "fuck you"

  • @Giovannipileggi
    @Giovannipileggi 2 місяці тому +1

    "when we crossed the borders of our Stars... All we could see... Was a living, moving, hungry sea of green..."

  • @HenrySwindell-q4n
    @HenrySwindell-q4n 2 місяці тому +1

    perfect to listen to after watching Battle for LA

  • @peyiofea1937
    @peyiofea1937 2 місяці тому +1

    "But that wasn't the worst of it"
    - Malik, for the 111th time, half of the young soldiers and passed out and the rest puking their guts out lol.

  • @georgeblair3894
    @georgeblair3894 2 місяці тому +1

    "It's not that I must win, but that you lose."

  • @CarrWilde
    @CarrWilde 2 місяці тому +1

    Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

  • @DianaCasey-uq1nt
    @DianaCasey-uq1nt 2 місяці тому

    With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.

  • @jassoj89
    @jassoj89 Місяць тому

    When the aliens find out that the aliens we make in movies are more formidable and frightening than real ones coming to invade our planet. Lol

  • @XSR_RUGGER
    @XSR_RUGGER 2 місяці тому

    I love Deathworlders. I haven't finished it yet so I'm not sure if this is from it but so far it's great.

  • @ChristianJoshua-j5g
    @ChristianJoshua-j5g 2 місяці тому

    With the realization of ones own potential and self-confidence in ones ability, one can build a better world.

  • @JodenWood-mm7lx
    @JodenWood-mm7lx 2 місяці тому

    " fear does not weaken those who have accepted it it only sinks in the reality of death more "

  • @danmchugh7106
    @danmchugh7106 Місяць тому

    This is excellent 👍

  • @cyrusthevirus9878
    @cyrusthevirus9878 3 місяці тому +5

    Damn woulda been cool if the ending was them on their home planet and the humans were invading them now

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 3 місяці тому +2

      There is one of those stories that goes a bit in that direction.
      Summarized: the aliens have fought for many months, but had exterminated the humans at last, but at great loss.
      There had been some radio signals sent out and a reply was intercepted. After a lot of work the reply was deciphered.
      "Andromeda colonial outpost 27, call for aid received, war fleet 778 will arrive in 2 weeks for support"
      Que the alien despair.

  • @JaneMacaulay-r2r
    @JaneMacaulay-r2r 2 місяці тому

    You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings.

  • @frankparmenter7800
    @frankparmenter7800 2 місяці тому

    The flickering was nearly enough to trigger my Epilepsy.

  • @nema151
    @nema151 Місяць тому

    Our "teeth" are still sharp. We fight each other for reasons other than survival all the time. We are probably in a sweet spot, advanced enough for technology, weapons, and tactics but still primitive enough to fight like insects defending their hive switching to an all-or-nothing mindset instantly.

  • @TrumanDarwin
    @TrumanDarwin 2 місяці тому

    He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.

  • @HelldiverHazel
    @HelldiverHazel 2 місяці тому +1

    "Out here, away from the eye of mother Liberty, the red eyes of metal demons stalk through my dreams. I don't know why but- when It's quiet I fear them..but in person I never feel more alive than when I'm killing them..I don't think super earth is my home anymore.. I think my home is right here in hell.."
    -an unknown Helldiver

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 2 місяці тому +1

    “What pushed you back Honored Veteran”
    “The Brazilians.”
    “They must’ve been a powerful army.”
    “The army? No, the Brazilian people.”

  • @WernerNehemiah
    @WernerNehemiah 2 місяці тому

    Do not waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.

  • @duyas1628
    @duyas1628 3 місяці тому +1

    This like that aliens vs humans meme that talks about how different continents would fight them.

  • @WardTerry
    @WardTerry 2 місяці тому +1

    Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

  • @PollyNora-j4o
    @PollyNora-j4o 2 місяці тому

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present.

  • @RexWagner-f3l
    @RexWagner-f3l 2 місяці тому

    She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.

  • @SoApost
    @SoApost 3 місяці тому +15

    How does someone cast a shadow over a fire at night?

    • @shamWOOHOO22
      @shamWOOHOO22 3 місяці тому +13

      The same way Darth Vader's cape billows in space

    • @ahoosifoou4211
      @ahoosifoou4211 3 місяці тому +4

      Magic

    • @chrismessy
      @chrismessy 3 місяці тому +2

      Maybe a way to signify the intensity of ones presence?

    • @JesseCase
      @JesseCase 3 місяці тому +1

      Skill, with much skill!

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shamWOOHOO22Lmfao, yeah that is fitting

  • @jareds874
    @jareds874 2 місяці тому

    Whooo. That was well done

  • @Hellosmiley12345
    @Hellosmiley12345 2 місяці тому

    This was captivating!

  • @EdithPhilemon-d5x
    @EdithPhilemon-d5x 2 місяці тому

    Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

  • @jimbailey490
    @jimbailey490 3 місяці тому +4

    Wow!! Really well done! 👍

  • @RonaldJim-g6c
    @RonaldJim-g6c 2 місяці тому

    What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.

  • @ricoarmstrong7440
    @ricoarmstrong7440 Місяць тому

    Mankind will inherit the stars !

  • @davewebster5120
    @davewebster5120 2 місяці тому

    This makes sense. Humans are toughened by our competition as a result of scarcity. Aliens with advanced tech wouldn't be nearly as committed.

  • @jerryrichards8172
    @jerryrichards8172 3 місяці тому +5

    This would make a great movie.
    Being told by the alians

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 2 місяці тому

    Now, here is a thought for consideration: What if alien spy drones records all these sci fi stories and the aliens think that humans are really like these stories, thinking these stories are records of past battles. Now that would be a hoot, eh?

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain Місяць тому

      that or they just do what aliens would probably do in the first place and not fight wars like we do. Probably just vaporize us from space.

  • @JoeSmith-tc6eg
    @JoeSmith-tc6eg Місяць тому

    "And then we arrived at a place the humans called, St Louis..."

  • @Jts441
    @Jts441 2 місяці тому

    Plot twist, he never left that woman's house, that's a human in disguise doing a psyop.

  • @fluffybunnyslippers2505
    @fluffybunnyslippers2505 3 місяці тому +2

    Sounds like the poor bugger landed in Australia.

  • @TheFalseDreamer
    @TheFalseDreamer 2 місяці тому

    Aliens : they thought to make sure we lost
    Humans: if only you knew how we punished ourselves for even the most minor inconveniences

  • @IvanWarren-c4r
    @IvanWarren-c4r 3 місяці тому +1

    When the people start running at you while artillery is being fired in them and the enemy

  • @QueenaConan
    @QueenaConan 2 місяці тому

    Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.

  • @Trollioli
    @Trollioli 2 місяці тому

    In the Emperors name, let none survive.

  • @JustinBrimhall-q8v
    @JustinBrimhall-q8v 3 місяці тому +16

    AI written right

  • @normanhines5189
    @normanhines5189 Місяць тому

    No greater live hath a man than to give up his life for his friends.

  • @goofjuice8067
    @goofjuice8067 2 місяці тому

    This story was pretty badass.

  • @WillEffie
    @WillEffie 2 місяці тому

    Imagination is the living power and prime agent of all human perception.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 27 днів тому

    One day we'll have real people reading these again

  • @wolfgb5217
    @wolfgb5217 2 місяці тому

    Showing mercy to xenos? HERESY!

  • @GhostRanger5060
    @GhostRanger5060 3 місяці тому +2

    The alien invasion continues. They call themselves by various names. We humans know them as cockroaches, mosquitoes, flies, and ants. But aliens all.

  • @patb6486
    @patb6486 2 місяці тому

    Who wrote this?..I feel like a young alien soldier listening it’s very well-written

  • @RilernCharlotte
    @RilernCharlotte 2 місяці тому

    He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

  • @demynlo6437
    @demynlo6437 2 місяці тому

    Pretty good story, just by the end all I could remember is all the crackling

  • @JumpDaddy70
    @JumpDaddy70 2 місяці тому

    Guerrillas are different than insurgents. ATP 2.0 identifies guerrillas as uniformed irregular fighters and insurgents as non uniformed irregular fighters

  • @EltonMac-s7x
    @EltonMac-s7x 2 місяці тому

    There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.