Honestly I'd give it 50/50 either die or pets and no it does not really matter what predator... Sees poisonous spider hmmm but does it feel fluffy... Head pats or death!
24:10 "Protocol dictates we must offer evacuation in cases of planetary extinction events." "OK, but we don't have enough ships to evacuate the planet away from Marcus Chen!!"
The Chen Family at it again Alex and Sara dared Marcus and Marcus said "Hold my Beer" .... Somewhere else alarms start blaring all screens flashing CODE : HMB
Wow, unintendedly the first person to see this vid. This is a first for me dont really know what to say but i hope everyone is having a good day and if you arent hold out things get better.
The Chen family must be huge They have, if memory serves, diplomats, generals, commanders, super secret scientists, nuclear physicists, military tacticians, army sergeants, and buck privates. Toss in the few stay-at-home moms with office workers and Thanksgiving dinner must cost the GDP equivalent of Venezuela.
@@douglamb2228 China has only around 700 surnames, but the majority of chinese people share 20 of those. And of those, Chen is the 5th most common. There are ca. 1.5 billion chinese people, so there are quite a lot of Chens.
I would've chalked it up to humans being used to regular weather conditions that garden-worlders think of as deadly, but they said it was a 300 klik storm. That human had to have already known a lot of the geology and chemistry of that planet.
What a wonderfully creative story! The alien's reactions watching Chen are so funny! Really enjoy this reader who's a hundred times better than the AI voices that run sentences together.
As a reader of the Golden Age of Science Fiction I am enthralled with the stories I hear here. Human ingenuity and chutzpah win out. These are the stories that inspired me to my doctorate in IT. If I had had enough funds I would have gotten I would have kept on.
When you realize the crystal formations are trees. The radiation, sunlight. The geysers, are springs. The thousands of wind directed crystal shards, rain drops. 😂
The Chen siblings really seem to get around in these stories. Where haven’t they been? In other words, maybe try using some new names for once. Or is this like James Bond? Each story is in the same universe, but separate from each other?
@@creater20225 maybe there was a Mr. Chen in China who was rather wealthy when the one child policy was revoked. And maybe, just maybe he took 6 mistresses besides his wife who all had 6 of his children. And maybe, just maybe the sons took after their father so that by the time of first contsct with an alien species we had decendsnts of that one Mr. Chen working in all branches of world government and the private sector too, of course.
@@Alpha_Digamma You are off by about a century and half. By the time of the one child policy, there were about 200 direct line male descendants of the original Mr. Chen in Shanghai alone with about another 100 in Beijing and Nanking both. The numbers in Hong Kong, Macau and Shanghai are a bit more difficult to estimate due to anglicization of the name, though most can be expected to revert back to Chen by the time of this story.
GREAT STORY. I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN CHEMISTRY AND BIOCHEMISTRY. AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IF WE EVER COME ACROSS AN ALIEN WHOSE SYSTEM IS BASED ON SILICON RATHER THAN CARBON, WE WILL BE OUTCLASSED IN EVERY CATEGORY.
Doubtful. Both your degrees and what you claim. There is a reason carbon is so useful. If you have a degree in chemistry, you will note that silicon is a metalloid that mostly enjoys being sand and forms a cubic crystalline structure, while carbon forms a hexagonal structure and is naturally more conducive to being combined with other elements.
I got lucky and only had 2 ad breaks. Maybe the algorithm has picked up that I tend to click off videos when I get to many or extremely long, unskippable ads.
@ next time an ad plays, hit the little i icon in the circle. You can skip them that way by hitting “stop seeing this ad” I do it for every ad I see when watching on my phone.
Yeah, the AI seems to be in command the voice to text thing as well. This often happens on these sorts of channels - a sort of "Chinese whispers" games of multiple AI translations.
So when we get to Mars, this is What Will happen? The deepest valleys Could get an atmosfair and a Nice temperatur. And a House with a hot tub in The backyard 😂
You have to be careful when using the AI ,they tend to reuse some parts of a lot of different stories. At least the American English and English English usage and certiahn pronouciation of some.
Survival expert? You could have at least named him Marcus Grylls. You really need to work on your naming. All Anglo first names & all Chinese surnames? It’s not diverse enough
I really hate this stupid commercial about "my vampire system" it's the dumbest thing any normal person would just snap fk rule n fk not making a problem at that point me becoming a psycho is their fault and the systems fault for not doing anything about tyrant scum r
Please show me where I'm wrong other than substance for pain I can't manage religious abuse they mo k me medical malpractice substance relapse my pain is real Jesus is tbn wealth
"dies trying to make friends with a predator" is honestly a very reasonable bet as to how a human would die
Honestly I'd give it 50/50 either die or pets and no it does not really matter what predator... Sees poisonous spider hmmm but does it feel fluffy... Head pats or death!
"If not fren, then why fren-shaped?"
I think one of my favorite phrases applies "It's s so fluffy I could DIE."
It would be accurate if the human wasn't a man but a white female 😊
24:10 "Protocol dictates we must offer evacuation in cases of planetary extinction events."
"OK, but we don't have enough ships to evacuate the planet away from Marcus Chen!!"
Just pull Marcus Chen out of that planet.
"Why did you pull me out? I don't need saving!"
"We are trying to save the world from you"
Watched this while playing subnautica. I fear nothing now. I rule this world, how dare you challenge me.
The feeling of indestructability you get in a prawn suit isn't a feeling when you know what you're doing. It's a FACT.
The Chen Family at it again Alex and Sara dared Marcus and Marcus said "Hold my Beer" .... Somewhere else alarms start blaring all screens flashing CODE : HMB
This human came from the most advanced civilization. He was using knowledge and technology so advanced that looked like magic
No humans are so advanced that our technology and logic appears primitive
Wow, unintendedly the first person to see this vid. This is a first for me dont really know what to say but i hope everyone is having a good day and if you arent hold out things get better.
The Chen family must be huge They have, if memory serves, diplomats, generals, commanders, super secret scientists, nuclear physicists, military tacticians, army sergeants, and buck privates. Toss in the few stay-at-home moms with office workers and Thanksgiving dinner must cost the GDP equivalent of Venezuela.
@@douglamb2228Venezuela has a GDP?
@@douglamb2228You forgot the ship's pilot. Oh! but then, poor soul, he did die, I think.
@@douglamb2228
China has only around 700 surnames, but the majority of chinese people share 20 of those. And of those, Chen is the 5th most common. There are ca. 1.5 billion chinese people, so there are quite a lot of Chens.
@@douglamb2228no lie. Damn Chens are everywhere doing everything.
Marcus Chen probably heard how uninhabitable the planet it was and said. "Hold my beer. I'm going to prove everyone wrong."
11 minutes in and there's no repetition. Thanks!
No repetition? I lost count of 'crystalline structure' & 'bioluminescence pulsing rapidly' around 10 minutes in.
@@swiftmatic they ment section of the story starting over
@@Melissa-pe2jr one is as bad as the other🙄
The Chen bloodline is seriously OP and I love it
I would've chalked it up to humans being used to regular weather conditions that garden-worlders think of as deadly, but they said it was a 300 klik storm. That human had to have already known a lot of the geology and chemistry of that planet.
What a wonderfully creative story! The alien's reactions watching Chen are so funny! Really enjoy this reader who's a hundred times better than the AI voices that run sentences together.
As a reader of the Golden Age of Science Fiction I am enthralled with the stories I hear here. Human ingenuity and chutzpah win out. These are the stories that inspired me to my doctorate in IT. If I had had enough funds I would have gotten I would have kept on.
Pretty bold of all these aliens to consider humans the weakest creatures, while apparently being unable to survive 60 degree weather 😂
My mans conducted a negotiation with the Laws of Physics and was winning
Very nice story - go Chen! 😊
Ya know, we watch random dudes building shelters in the woods exactly the same way and for the same reasons.
When you realize the crystal formations are trees. The radiation, sunlight. The geysers, are springs. The thousands of wind directed crystal shards, rain drops. 😂
damn, the chen family is unbeatable
A better offering than many , good story, expressive voice
The Chen siblings really seem to get around in these stories. Where haven’t they been?
In other words, maybe try using some new names for once. Or is this like James Bond? Each story is in the same universe, but separate from each other?
Maybe in the future Chen is just a general term like John/ Jane Doe is today.
@@Alpha_Digamma i'm just hopeing the Chen family is just huge
@@creater20225 maybe there was a Mr. Chen in China who was rather wealthy when the one child policy was revoked. And maybe, just maybe he took 6 mistresses besides his wife who all had 6 of his children. And maybe, just maybe the sons took after their father so that by the time of first contsct with an alien species we had decendsnts of that one Mr. Chen working in all branches of world government and the private sector too, of course.
@@Alpha_Digamma You are off by about a century and half. By the time of the one child policy, there were about 200 direct line male descendants of the original Mr. Chen in Shanghai alone with about another 100 in Beijing and Nanking both. The numbers in Hong Kong, Macau and Shanghai are a bit more difficult to estimate due to anglicization of the name, though most can be expected to revert back to Chen by the time of this story.
@@apveening either way the Chen is forever.
Marcus chen built this in a cave. With a box of scraps.
I really enjoyed this one. Thanks.
Clever story! Very enjoyable.
That was ....FUN!
Absolutely humorous story. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Very enjoyable to listen to, Thanks 😊
really enjoyed the story
thanks
I do like how music and harmonics play such a role in these stories
Really love your videos.
Love these stories
this was very cool and a lot of fun.
hfyai really enamored with crystalline exoskeletons lately.
I don't think I have ever smiled or laughed so much at a story :)
Interesting that the AI included Empire Tie Fighters from Star Wars in the graphic from around @25:26
That was great
havent listened to it yet but sounds like a Minecraft RL survival story. i like it already.
I was not aware that crystalline entities can slither.
these stories would make a great sci-fi anthology series : HFY : the Tv show
How do you offer 10 to 1 odds on salvage rights?
It's galactic survivorman 😆
Cute, but I honestly prefer stories that don't confer superhuman abilities upon humanity.
GREAT STORY. I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN CHEMISTRY AND BIOCHEMISTRY. AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT IF WE EVER COME ACROSS AN ALIEN WHOSE SYSTEM IS BASED ON SILICON RATHER THAN CARBON, WE WILL BE OUTCLASSED IN EVERY CATEGORY.
Why
Doubtful. Both your degrees and what you claim.
There is a reason carbon is so useful.
If you have a degree in chemistry, you will note that silicon is a metalloid that mostly enjoys being sand and forms a cubic crystalline structure, while carbon forms a hexagonal structure and is naturally more conducive to being combined with other elements.
@@TheLunacyofOurTimes Don't feed the space trolls. 😃
@@virtualatheist He tried and failed to impress me.
I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN SMELLING BULLSHIT AND MEME WAR TACTICS. I AWARD YOU 1 COPPER PEPE.
writing style reminds me of the story where a human slept trough and ended a war while sleeping
in part two a storm will actually damage his shelter and another human will conveniently land there as well to race him in making the better shelter
Hammer no, ax yes. Chop, cut, hammer. Not written by someone familiar with roughing it.
Hilarious 😂
world of death? not anymore!..😁🏝
theres no school like OLD SCHOOL!
Not 8 mins in and already 2 ads? Already way too many.
Got my second ad before 4 minute mark
I got lucky and only had 2 ad breaks. Maybe the algorithm has picked up that I tend to click off videos when I get to many or extremely long, unskippable ads.
@ next time an ad plays, hit the little i icon in the circle. You can skip them that way by hitting “stop seeing this ad” I do it for every ad I see when watching on my phone.
Should have ended with Marcus inviting the observers down for tea.
Proud to be a Death Worlder!
pool for when he builds a vacation home🤣
Damn, that was funny!
The aliens don’t realize this, but they are watching a live episode of Survivorman Season 443 Ep. 6
Look closely at the background, I do believe those are Republic fighters from the Jesi series.
If it isn't Sarah Chen, It's Marcus Chen to save the day! More Chinese stuff....
Voice says: "Trell", words say: "Trail"
Yeah, the AI seems to be in command the voice to text thing as well. This often happens on these sorts of channels - a sort of "Chinese whispers" games of multiple AI translations.
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If this is ai it's pretty good
So when we get to Mars, this is What Will happen? The deepest valleys Could get an atmosfair and a Nice temperatur. And a House with a hot tub in The backyard 😂
most be Chen's clone's universe.
This is an AI generated story as is most if not all of these HFI stories. AI is writing a stories that are based on fighting fire with fire....
Does it say something when the political ads start looking like weird infomercials for ShamWow or a pyramid scheme you see late at night
You have to be careful when using the AI ,they tend to reuse some parts of a lot of different stories. At least the American English and English English usage and certiahn pronouciation of some.
Hilarious!
Survival expert? You could have at least named him Marcus Grylls. You really need to work on your naming. All Anglo first names & all Chinese surnames? It’s not diverse enough
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I really hate this stupid commercial about "my vampire system" it's the dumbest thing any normal person would just snap fk rule n fk not making a problem at that point me becoming a psycho is their fault and the systems fault for not doing anything about tyrant scum r
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