The New Worst Content Farm (Fabiosa)

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  • @thechadx2
    @thechadx2 2 роки тому +9656

    Thank god now I have a use for all these aluminum sinks I have lying around

    • @madfisch473
      @madfisch473 2 роки тому +133

      goddess

    • @checknaexamsmubhe143
      @checknaexamsmubhe143 2 роки тому +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Carcino.Geneticist
      @Carcino.Geneticist 2 роки тому +55

      Chad

    • @ggbonnie030
      @ggbonnie030 2 роки тому +168

      I’m glad to know I can turn my grill into a grill! It was just lying around before!

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +42

      Ikr? No way that can go wrong - using the "in-no-way-designed-to-hold-hot-coals-thing" as a grill!
      Look forward to hearing from you again, Chad Chad. Preferably upload more content before you cook using that sink. No particular reason 😕

  • @thecatinthehatwithabat9903
    @thecatinthehatwithabat9903 2 роки тому +634

    Every fabioso character:I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

    • @realcoolguy123
      @realcoolguy123 Рік тому +4

      lmao

    • @TotallyKurtCobain
      @TotallyKurtCobain Рік тому +52

      And at night during my heart attacks, my bones heal to restart the cycle by getting squishy

    • @EatLeadClankers
      @EatLeadClankers Рік тому +14

      Then, five minutes later, they like:
      “Hi! Can you by our chocolate bars? We need an operation!”

    • @Bleepbloop24
      @Bleepbloop24 5 місяців тому +8

      Guys my bones are getting squishy!

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 5 місяців тому +6

      i love it when the rain is just right and my several heart attacks gently put me to sleep

  • @johnlapinski8261
    @johnlapinski8261 2 роки тому +4110

    Turning a grill into a grill has to be the most impressive thing you can do

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 2 роки тому +27

      Grill inception!

    • @Carcino.Geneticist
      @Carcino.Geneticist 2 роки тому +5

      GRILL

    • @therealevilmudbug
      @therealevilmudbug 2 роки тому +47

      Yeah, but have you ever turned a grill into a grill grill?

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 2 роки тому +25

      Have a grill that can't grill, turn your grill into a grill. it's not a problem anymore

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 роки тому +25

      Yo dawg. Heard you like grills, so I put a grill in your yard so you can grill while you grill.
      I'll see myself out now...

  • @thefullmetalalchemist
    @thefullmetalalchemist 2 роки тому +1256

    It's a shame the mother never got incarcerated. I mean they literally had *concrete* evidence.

  • @editsect.5974
    @editsect.5974 2 роки тому +2077

    "On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath."
    Now we don't have time to unpack *ALL THAT*

  • @maggielovestoads
    @maggielovestoads 2 роки тому +3929

    FINALLY a use for all those brand new kitchen sinks I have lying around. So glad I’m a trained welder

    • @kaldurskipper6821
      @kaldurskipper6821 2 роки тому +23

      The fact that the following sentence added to the beauty that is this comment🤣

    • @lolomcspanky
      @lolomcspanky 2 роки тому +36

      I read this before watching the video, and it was wonderful... giving me a tiny glimpse of the joy soon to come. Thank you!

    • @G0r3cookie
      @G0r3cookie 2 роки тому +24

      I know, I was so annoyed with having a whole room of sinks and not knowing what to do with my skill. This video really helped.

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username 2 роки тому +29

      ok i almost fell for it, but you can't be a welder you've got lady brains, and probably 0 rats. nice try!

    • @atvstudios.
      @atvstudios. 2 роки тому +1

      LMFAO

  • @shadow_shine3578
    @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому +7098

    Sorry just had to say this as a former rat owner. Never feed them cheese. Like maybe a teeny tiny amount is okay, but cheese is actually really bad for a rats stomach, actually dairy in general should be avoided. Stick to hard treats, fruit, or veggies. Cheese isn't found in the wild and even domestic rats are not built to process cheese. Same with chocolate, and very sugary snacks. Don't feed that stuff to a rat please!

    • @Flicker_thefo0x
      @Flicker_thefo0x 2 роки тому +448

      I’m just gonna coment to boost this up, dont mind me.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому +712

      @@Flicker_thefo0x thanks! I loved my rats, and even though they only lived to be 3 at the oldest, I put my heart into each one. Another tip, never buy a single rat. Get two. Because rats are social and become extremely depressed when they don't get the attention they need, (which would be like 7 hours or more from a human) or the company of another rat.
      They Can die of loneliness. They'll stop eating, have self destructive behavior, anything to get your attention.
      They need a friend to be healthy.

    • @Flicker_thefo0x
      @Flicker_thefo0x 2 роки тому +248

      @@shadow_shine3578 even more useful tips! Keep spreading the word.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 2 роки тому +398

      @@Flicker_thefo0x rats can be trained to do dog tricks! Another tip, don't give them treats by pushing food through the cage bars, because if you try to pet them with your finger they'll assume it's food and bite.

    • @sadiemmac
      @sadiemmac 2 роки тому +154

      Thank you! i was looking for a rat owner comment! Rats are some of the best pets, so sweet and loving

  • @Demolition_Darby
    @Demolition_Darby 2 роки тому +913

    I love when videos have rats in them to show that something's creepy or gross but then they choose the fluffiest, cutest rat actor imaginable to portray the creepy gross rat haha
    just look at that chunky lil guy! I love him

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 2 роки тому +50

    • @StarBoundAngel
      @StarBoundAngel 2 роки тому +83

      For real, I was a little jealous. I want to be terrorized by a cute little rat

    • @aeddiefarmer
      @aeddiefarmer 2 роки тому +36

      I know!! I wanna cuddle him.

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 2 роки тому +99

      The same goes for snakes. They're trying to be scary, but they use pet snakes, including ball pythons, which are some of the most docile, adorable snakes in the world. And they have little puppy faces.

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 2 роки тому +31

      @@mushu_beardie2556 i'm a sucker for banana ball pythons, but i couldn't ever feed them other animals, so rats it is.

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +2301

    Content farms are always Jarvis’ best content no matter how short or how horrible the content is. It’s always reliable so I’m glad we got another one to add to the mix!

    • @ur1c3hu33
      @ur1c3hu33 2 роки тому +23

      I liked that smarthouse video a lot too

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +6

      @@ur1c3hu33 I agree, however TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE! Brutalmoose’ is better

    • @bandilenzimande5253
      @bandilenzimande5253 2 роки тому +6

      Dhar Mann Bingo will always be the best content🙏🏾

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +2

      I’m also so happy to have one more in the mix!

    • @ambroseisfrozen
      @ambroseisfrozen 2 роки тому +5

      and now he's off to concrete farms instead, much more lucrative

  • @hanagla5406
    @hanagla5406 2 роки тому +4346

    YOU FOOL! His name isn't actually RATATOUILLE, but RÉMY! And he doesn't cook ITALIAN food but FRENCH food! What an absolutely unforgivable mistake!
    SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

    • @RS-tc2ct
      @RS-tc2ct 2 роки тому +680

      *Ratatouille's monster

    • @television17years48
      @television17years48 2 роки тому +185

      Ratatouille enthusiast.

    • @siriloveyou2653
      @siriloveyou2653 2 роки тому +179

      I can't believe Jarvis would do something like that smh 😔

    • @JestersPrivilege18
      @JestersPrivilege18 2 роки тому +176

      That’s what I was thinking😭😭😭 Ratatouille is a French dish you fool

    • @piskelo10
      @piskelo10 2 роки тому +54

      @@RS-tc2ct this made me cry laughing god help me

  • @frostwolf2877
    @frostwolf2877 2 роки тому +1261

    “This rat should be living its best life…. but no! They forced this poor guy to do misogyny” -Jarvis 2k22

    • @spideyxalmighty695
      @spideyxalmighty695 2 роки тому +38

      I thought this actually said monogamy until he said it lmao, i was ready to go like "damn, jarvis with the polyamory"

    • @Viscidsquare040
      @Viscidsquare040 2 роки тому +28

      I like how 2k22 isn’t actually any shorter than just writing 2022

    • @emmetlorenz4393
      @emmetlorenz4393 2 роки тому +1

      @@Viscidsquare040 it's linked bcuz you have to switch to letters and back to numbers

  • @whyispickingusernamessohar5559
    @whyispickingusernamessohar5559 2 роки тому +163

    Im so sick of how these channels are still perpetuating the whole “as a person being oppressed we need to work even harder to be liked and sacrifice more” like we need to be over this already.

  • @ranna6738
    @ranna6738 2 роки тому +184

    The most upsetting part about this type of content is that I saw my grandma watching one and reacting emotionally, thinking it was real. Because their generation instinctively perceives videos on the screen as fact.

  • @sarahhuntington5530
    @sarahhuntington5530 2 роки тому +468

    "They force this poor guy to do misogyny"

  • @samyen3210
    @samyen3210 2 роки тому +199

    MIL entrapped me drunk in a cellar as she painstakingly builds a wall brick by bride sealing me inside forever the night before my wedding. Worst day ever

    • @sylmaerie
      @sylmaerie 2 роки тому +35

      for the love of god mother-in-law-tresor

    • @jstarstudios7110
      @jstarstudios7110 2 роки тому +44

      The cask of a-mom-tillado

    • @sylmaerie
      @sylmaerie 2 роки тому +3

      @@jstarstudios7110 thank you for this contribution oh my god

    • @fairylesbyaintdve6536
      @fairylesbyaintdve6536 2 роки тому +5

      thank god someone else made this joke

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion Рік тому +5

      Did you atleast get some wine

  • @superoriginalusername.
    @superoriginalusername. 2 роки тому +388

    5:18 these are fish that eat dead skin actually, a red garra specifically. The problem with this "spa treatment" is how unhygienic & full of germs it is, how badly the fish are cared for and also the fact these are often replaced with cheaper fish that eat your actual, healthy skin! imagine showing up to your wedding covered in fish bites because your mom-in-law dunked your head in concrete

    • @juliemadelyne4638
      @juliemadelyne4638 2 роки тому +25

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Shut

    • @mushu_beardie2556
      @mushu_beardie2556 2 роки тому +59

      Those fish actually don't naturally eat dead skin. But they will if they're starving. Which is why these spas starve these fish. They also spread foot fungus, not just germs.

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 8 місяців тому

      Wasnt that in a victorious episode?

  • @yamyam7918
    @yamyam7918 2 роки тому +382

    As a married woman I can confirm the my 60 year old mother-in-law did in fact drown me in the historic mill where we held our reception

  • @MolecularMachine
    @MolecularMachine 2 роки тому +211

    It's really funny that they depict misogyny as active bullying, because my experience in welding was that they were extremely self-conscious about *not* making me feel uncomfortable. But ultimately I left because I didn't want to be constantly surrounded by people who, a millimeter under the surface, do not give a single fuck about human life or safety.

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 роки тому +65

      Yeah, I think the portrayal of racism/sexism/your pick of -isms and -phobias as overt bullying-type behavior is really harmful. It just spreads a message that as long as you're not being blatantly discriminatory, you're doing the right thing, and masks the biases and stereotypes that actually do most of the harm.

  • @Girlwithafoxhat4
    @Girlwithafoxhat4 2 роки тому +153

    I used to live with a hoarder. I can’t imagine how many diy projects I must’ve missed out on making. Although me being in the back of the house frantically making grills doesn’t seem like a good solution…

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 роки тому +3824

    “I’ve never been married before”
    Jarvis’s wife who is farming breast milk for him to take to work and drink: :(

    • @kaldurskipper6821
      @kaldurskipper6821 2 роки тому +628

      I hope someone doesn't know the context to this because that would be great

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому +4

      Is he married?

    • @deer0skullz
      @deer0skullz 2 роки тому +297

      i forgot the context and was so disturbed

    • @steel5101
      @steel5101 2 роки тому +62

      @@kaldurskipper6821 Hi, that's me
      now what's the context xD

    • @MxDae
      @MxDae 2 роки тому +4

      I...

  • @Plaincheerio755
    @Plaincheerio755 2 роки тому +207

    I felt the “Lady Brains” thing. If you make one mistake you are fired. 😅
    Being a woman in a more male environment if you mess up the guys assume you are inferior rather than i dont know being human. Gotta love casual sexism (also very uncasual sexism) (Like very obvious and outward sexism)

    • @endlessemptyvoid
      @endlessemptyvoid 2 роки тому +18

      I see this in MMOs too. Not the sexism part, but the "you can't make a mistake, or that means you suck and you're kicked from the squad". Like... Nah, can't be a human that makes mistakes. Nope!

    • @gotham23us
      @gotham23us 9 місяців тому

      You missed the point. Nobody denies that sexism in the workplace happens, we’re mocking the video for portraying it in such a comically hokey and amateurish way and promoting a solution that actually reinforces sexism. These videos don’t tackle tough topics, they just make a mockery of them and appeal to simpleminded idiots.

  • @rileywold8285
    @rileywold8285 2 роки тому +811

    You're actually very wrong Jarvis. This inspired me to delete all my social media.

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 2 роки тому +53

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ever considered deleting your channel because no one except someone too young to even use this site would actually fall for your strategy and you're wasting your time? no? ok nvm

    • @Banana-uy5cr
      @Banana-uy5cr 2 роки тому +46

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't because I respect your wishes

    • @ThemanthelegendKenny
      @ThemanthelegendKenny 2 роки тому +18

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE what even are you trying to promote i just ended up seeing a family guy clip

    • @steel5101
      @steel5101 2 роки тому +39

      @@ThemanthelegendKenny getting fake engagement by spam clicks, if 1 in 100 people click just like you did, they're still gonna have a truckload of clicks.
      engagement eventually equals subscribers for some reason, so once it reaches a decent number in thousands, they'll put the account up for sale.
      Then some teenager loaded with parent money will think its an awesome shortcut to buy a pre-loaded channel account to kickstart their roblox streaming career.

    • @ThemanthelegendKenny
      @ThemanthelegendKenny 2 роки тому +2

      @@steel5101 oh damn, that’s kinda smart. Obviously annoying to everyone else but still smart

  • @princessofhell4639
    @princessofhell4639 2 роки тому +164

    The inconsistencies in the bride story were just perfect. It was all matt he used magic obviously.

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 2 роки тому +5

      You mean MATTgic??

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 роки тому +2

      @@rgs8970 such MATTness!!

  • @Boggythefroggy
    @Boggythefroggy 2 роки тому +69

    I am very angry they’re holding that poor rat like that, he’s very obviously a pet rat and hopefully they were just holding him like that for a second :(

    • @kenz5432
      @kenz5432 2 роки тому +2

      almost cried, i love my rats and now i wanna save him :( i hope he’s doing okay :(

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 2 роки тому

      @@kenz5432somebody held a rat wrong I'm in actual tears guys I'm devastated

  • @cavaleriedesmarresetdesguetres
    @cavaleriedesmarresetdesguetres 2 роки тому +387

    As a french person, I find Jarvis saying Rémi from Ratatouille is cooking Italian food offensive.
    But I know his child has appendicitis and is missing a limb so I have sympathy for him and will forgive him !

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +471

    "go have a baby" sounds like something someone would say to me in an attempt to be transphobic but ultimately just confuse me as to their intentions

    • @hauntedsunsets
      @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +48

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE you're pitiful you know that?

    • @odyssiii
      @odyssiii 2 роки тому +50

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE omg, thanks for the warning, I was just about to read it.

    • @tehribbons1192
      @tehribbons1192 2 роки тому +16

      @@hauntedsunsets it's a bot comment, just report it lol

    • @steel5101
      @steel5101 2 роки тому +57

      @@tehribbons1192 throwing a bunch of lemons in the air and shouting abracadabra will be more effective than reporting a comment on youtube

    • @tehribbons1192
      @tehribbons1192 2 роки тому +10

      @@steel5101 sooo about the same effect as talking to it? lol
      I have seen them disappear when comments get mass reported though, so i've always thought it would auto delete the comment if it got reported enough🤷‍♂️ Could be mega wrong though, idrc

  • @RisingSunfish
    @RisingSunfish 2 роки тому +416

    if you bully someone at your workplace with a small rodent…….. that’s harratsment.
    Solid video btw, you’re still in fine comedic form even if it’s been a minute! Hope you’ve been getting some rest and restoration in the meantime. :)

    • @LegitHoneybadger
      @LegitHoneybadger 2 роки тому +38

      If the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie…. That’s amore

    • @RisingSunfish
      @RisingSunfish 2 роки тому +45

      @@LegitHoneybadger but when you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee? That’s a moray.

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty 2 роки тому +21

      When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees, sycamore

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 2 роки тому +3

      @@RisingSunfish i very specifically hear this in Jarvis' unimpressed voice, thank you 🧠

    • @sanriobraincell
      @sanriobraincell 2 роки тому +8

      @@RisingSunfish and the place you will lie, after Grill DIY? That's a morgue, eh ?

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 2 роки тому +406

    I love how life hacks take so much more time and effort than it would take to buy them at a convenience store run by rabid rats in a trench coat.

    • @whirlwindsky
      @whirlwindsky 2 роки тому

      Bless self check out, eh?

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 2 роки тому +2

      To be fair I think they are intended to take more time & effort but be cheaper. However when you need whole sink, to make a sink, it fails in all areas.

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 2 роки тому

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE OK

  • @gnatscrafts
    @gnatscrafts 2 роки тому +13

    “concrete bath” is one of the best murder plot points in jane the virgin, but that show is literally a tribute to telenovelas, a genre based on *overly dramatic* and *unrealistic* plots. (btw it’s really good show, i recommend it.)

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +20

    I love those incredibly specific DIYs because there HAS to be one person out there who was really in the mood for grilling and had power tools and a spare sink lying around, but no grill

  • @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644
    @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 2 роки тому +2461

    I love your videos Jarvis, they really bring me back to that time in 2012 when I didn’t smother my wife with a pillow and scatter parts of her body through the Mississippi River

  • @electraelpindrai1964
    @electraelpindrai1964 2 роки тому +114

    "these professional mechanics eat pizza twice and fix 0 cars"
    Sounds pretty realistic actually

  • @prudies.3375
    @prudies.3375 2 роки тому +101

    Oh God, I hope Fabiosa doesn’t come out with a Jarvis Breast Milk revenge story.

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 2 роки тому +3

      Holy shit, now I really REALLY hope they do!

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter 2 роки тому +22

    I love how the first story was like super confusing but kind of comprehensible and when Jarvis went to show the longer version, I actually understood less than I did before. What in the world was happening

  • @problematiclittlenoone
    @problematiclittlenoone 2 роки тому +56

    Watching Jarvis while I draw is fun because occasionally I’ll reopen the tab and see a woman curling her hair with watermelon

  • @pixiebyrd
    @pixiebyrd 2 роки тому +125

    Petition to make it mandatory for all content farms to say Do It Thouself instead of DIY

    • @xlown8561
      @xlown8561 2 роки тому

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok

    • @cringelord_67
      @cringelord_67 8 місяців тому +1

      This petition is Roulxs Kaard approved

  • @bradyblough
    @bradyblough 2 роки тому +20

    This video aside, I love that Jarvis is an influencer who understands that he bears some responsibility for the behavior of his audience. He's helped facilitate one of the least toxic comment sections on the platform.

  • @Itscody7096
    @Itscody7096 2 роки тому +10

    Such a good boy! That rat is so chill, letting them hold him like that. He’s just hanging out, like, ‘oh I’m here now, okay’. How dare they use him for sexism, he would never! I hope they take good care of that sweet boy

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 2 роки тому +1

      They made him do a misogyny!!

  • @miapiper187
    @miapiper187 2 роки тому +24

    I hate it when my in-laws try to drown me in concrete! I'm so glad to finally get some representation in this amazing video.

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 2 роки тому +18

    "Cellar door" is the most perfect English two word phrase and, "On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath," is the most perfect English sentence.

  • @thatapollo739
    @thatapollo739 2 роки тому +8

    4:16 Bro why is this impression so good-
    like fr i must have rewatched this part atleast 6 times

  • @colonelautumn5788
    @colonelautumn5788 2 роки тому +43

    Glad that I got my industrial grade welding kit, now I can put a use to all of those spare appliances I have!

  • @kunz5687
    @kunz5687 2 роки тому +16

    As someone who has been to 5628 weddings and only divorced 15 times, I can confirm we dunk our heads in fish tanks.

  • @ashistrash994
    @ashistrash994 2 роки тому +22

    “lady brains” sounds like the name of a bad anime villain

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 2 роки тому +23

    I like to believe there is one discord channel that has Jarvis, Chad Chad, Drew, Gabby Bell, Eddie, Danny and Kurtis in it where they say hilarious shit to one another.

  • @lolokaymeg
    @lolokaymeg 2 роки тому +30

    "wait til you see what I turned the grill into..."
    I laughed way TOO HARD AT THIS JARVIS
    ❤️

  • @possessedcheese
    @possessedcheese 2 роки тому +108

    Jarvis we know who you really are. Stop pretending. You’re Baseball Louie.

  • @innovadid9285
    @innovadid9285 2 роки тому +361

    Oh man so glad this video was posted I’m having a rough time dealing with ableism and needed some nonsensical content and witty commentary to feel better

    • @kendricirving
      @kendricirving 2 роки тому +9

      😐

    • @endyark
      @endyark 2 роки тому +47

      im so sorry you’re going through that, i really hope things get better for you !

    • @Emiliafs
      @Emiliafs 2 роки тому +26

      hey hope you feel better soon

    • @madysonandres9571
      @madysonandres9571 2 роки тому +10

      Get better soon! :)

    • @vii6en
      @vii6en 2 роки тому +28

      @@kendricirving why’d you use that emoji-

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 2 роки тому +7

    Watermelon hair clips are only for summer weddings. In fall you're obligated to smash a pumpkin over your head.

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 2 роки тому +18

    My sister got married a few weeks ago and as her maid of honor I can confirm we had to do at least 80% of those activities in preparation for her special day

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 2 роки тому

      How was the wedding? Did you get her out of the concrete in time?

  • @namoii
    @namoii Рік тому +7

    12:25 i nearly choked on a soother giggling at this sound effect, ty jarvis

  • @Spider.0777
    @Spider.0777 2 роки тому +58

    Unreasonably excited for the Jarvis Johnson notif
    Tiktok is terrifying on occasion

    • @woadxqueen666
      @woadxqueen666 2 роки тому +2

      Tiktok is terrifying a little too often

  • @chickensoup5067
    @chickensoup5067 2 роки тому +41

    this started out so intense and i’m here for it

  • @annikacambigue
    @annikacambigue 2 роки тому +15

    2:14 Do it *thyself*.
    Not thouself
    I'm so sorry lol

  • @Diphenhydra
    @Diphenhydra 2 роки тому +17

    7:40 this bit about Ratatouille is great and all, but doesn’t the movie take place in France, not Italy?

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 2 роки тому +93

    Only Jarvis could make me laugh at a joke so stupid as turning a grill into a grill

  • @KassieR329
    @KassieR329 2 роки тому +55

    the idea that "oh it's just a joke" for men to women in the workplace is so stupid. you can joke around and not be super misogynistic. I work in a place with a lot of other men (although I'd say that the gender scale is pretty equal) and they play jokes on me that are actually funny and harmless. scaring me while I'm cleaning the auditorium alone is funny. telling me I need to smile more and asking if I'm on my period isn't. which is the reason why I like the men in my work place, they don't do the stupid misogynistic shit. we all just play harmless pranks.

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 2 роки тому +13

    your hair looks so good Jarvy, the curls are popping!

  • @codytoeung5089
    @codytoeung5089 2 роки тому +23

    The fact that the car story didn’t name the woman despite it being about her is very telling. Or the bride story apparently.
    I really hate the text to speech for these. They really make it feel robotic, not to mention the content itself not being much less robotic either.

    • @emilylike-the-soup2502
      @emilylike-the-soup2502 2 роки тому +8

      3:23 - the (woman) mechanic’s name is Kim. It doesn’t come up until pretty late in the story, but that makes sense, since it’s written in the first person.

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 роки тому +5

    I like the way she used those fish for her face…despite the fact that Garra rufa fish are banned in many places (including parts of the US) due to the fact that the basin cannot be sanitised from person to person, the fish may actually be mistaken for another type that can bite, and your toenails can blacken and fall off due to the pressure from the fish. Also there has been one case at least of the skin the fish suck off becoming harder than it was before, so I would never even try that shit on my face.
    Also they are severely starved so that they look to the human for sustenance, so that’s fun.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Рік тому +5

    I just love how that rat is supposed to be disgusting and freaky but they got the silliest little guy. Love the little Fabiosa rat, wish it had better work than this

  • @NoYeahNah
    @NoYeahNah 2 роки тому +9

    PLOT TWIST: 'Matt the Stylist' was secretly the one who encased the bride in concrete; it was actually the first makeover hack.

  • @ArtsyStarleta
    @ArtsyStarleta 2 роки тому +41

    NGL the fact that they called a rat a mouse in these videos is what set me off the most. Out of everything else we experienced today.

  • @beeflavored
    @beeflavored 2 роки тому +3

    That rat is definitely the pet of someone on set, you don't just find a chunky blazed dumbo rat like that in a feeder bin, so he probably thinks he's just playing a game with his friends tbh, the under-armpit grab us also a rat owner staple to that guy with the hat is probably the owner, the petting and rat behavior on his arm confirms

  • @Salsasports
    @Salsasports 2 роки тому +118

    Gang gang we here

  • @farinafranqui
    @farinafranqui 2 роки тому +15

    That diy bbq was more expensive to make than to buy a cheap one lol

  • @AschKris
    @AschKris 2 роки тому +16

    I like their "I just wanna grill for God's sake" outlook on life

  • @matthewszklany101
    @matthewszklany101 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks for the shout-out Jarvis, I try my best as a hairdresser for people encased in concrete

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 роки тому +8

    8:40 DANG! I knew sexism sucked but i didn't know it was that bad! IS THAT RICE KRISPIES WITH LETTUCE IN THE MIDDLE? DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

  • @_huntr.dale_
    @_huntr.dale_ 5 місяців тому +2

    2:46 “Just wait until you see what I turned the grill into.
    A grill 💀”
    “👁️👄👁️”

  • @PinHeadSupliciumwtf
    @PinHeadSupliciumwtf 2 роки тому +10

    12:15 or maybe both are buds now... maybe even best buds.

  • @EriIsTired
    @EriIsTired 2 роки тому +40

    All hail king Jarvis for coming back from the dead

    • @EriIsTired
      @EriIsTired 2 роки тому +1

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE of course the common rickroll or maybe kriss

    • @EriIsTired
      @EriIsTired 2 роки тому +1

      Oh family guy

  • @gabbyblanchard
    @gabbyblanchard 2 роки тому +21

    losing my mind that jarvis doesn't know that DIT means do it together

    • @RisingSunfish
      @RisingSunfish 2 роки тому +18

      I too arrived at “do it tourself” before thinking of anything that made sense

    • @aeddiefarmer
      @aeddiefarmer 2 роки тому +10

      It does?? I love the idea that the kids watching this all start welding together.

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian 2 роки тому +3

      Ugh, no. It obviously means ‘Do It Thouself” 🙄 Get thee to a nunnery or smthn smh

  • @jtwya123
    @jtwya123 2 роки тому +14

    jarvis, i do not have a spare sink! ive used it for my other diy projects😞

  • @Andrew_Young
    @Andrew_Young 2 роки тому +3

    I love your long hair! Your commentary is also awesome! The only thing I could think of when they ask "How do you deal with those who define your abilities by gender?" is "find a lawyer who works on a contingency basis and sue their pants off."

  • @brodybiv
    @brodybiv 2 роки тому +21

    Jarvis always with the most fresh shirts known to mankind

  • @xoShadyJayxo
    @xoShadyJayxo 2 роки тому +17

    These content farm videos are always funny until you have the realization that the reason they all have silly plots, overblown stakes and 1 dimensional morals is because they're clickbait aimed at children. Cool job, social media. Living in the future is garbage.

  • @redhotchilipepper3983
    @redhotchilipepper3983 2 роки тому +22

    I feel like the rat is being abused.

  • @asheh_
    @asheh_ 2 роки тому +10

    As a regular tiktok user.. certain parts of tiktok still trigger a very strong reaction of fear and discomfort- 😟

  • @TacoBurgerPie
    @TacoBurgerPie Рік тому +2

    7:50 as someone who owns two pet rats, I can confirm they spend their days eating cheese and cooking Italian food.

  • @emilyrasputin
    @emilyrasputin Рік тому +3

    When he said "DIT project" my brain went to "do it thineself" so I'm glad he said "do it thouself"

  • @Oooomps
    @Oooomps 10 місяців тому +1

    It suddenly hit me that DIT could be "do it today" alluding to the supposed speed and ease of the life hacks, but then as I was typing I saw that the letter "T" is right next to the "Y" so uh it's probably just a typo actually

  • @ga1axii
    @ga1axii 2 роки тому +18

    Jarvy back with content, we missed you

  • @leverythingbluel2441
    @leverythingbluel2441 2 роки тому +5

    I'd like to imagine that Matt The stylist guy is a wizard and is making the mother in laws in town do crazy shit so he can get more bussiness with the brides

  • @Sarah-vo2qu
    @Sarah-vo2qu 2 роки тому +5

    Obviously Bud is the name of the rat, so the passing of the name tag is just transferring the honor of who Bud gets to control

  • @grimdarkmalarkey5402
    @grimdarkmalarkey5402 2 роки тому +4

    I'm emotionally devastated: 3:00
    That poor cactus ;-;

  • @TitanoRSC
    @TitanoRSC 2 роки тому +3

    7:43 hes holding that rat like it owes him money

  • @carrot-lime
    @carrot-lime 2 роки тому +42

    Tell my why Jarvis’ “gangster voice” just sounded like Pete Davidson.

    • @Emily-oy2nq
      @Emily-oy2nq 2 роки тому +1

      Because Jarvis is just secretly Pete Davidson

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena 2 роки тому +2

      Oh good god you're right

  • @1eyed_songbird
    @1eyed_songbird 2 роки тому +6

    Man, the slap at 4:53 really got me

    • @1eyed_songbird
      @1eyed_songbird 2 роки тому +3

      It's 5 am where i live right now and I'm cackling like a madman, repeating these slaps

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 2 роки тому +11

    Why is Jarvis's content always the most entertaining to me no matter what

  • @macrograms
    @macrograms 2 роки тому +4

    "I can't believe it's not butter" but it's the worst content factory farming project since the last one.

  • @009i66
    @009i66 2 роки тому +1

    2:07 so this was actually pretty funny to me, because for a period of time when our old washing machine stopped working and we got our new one, we did in fact have two at once. we eventually got rid of the old one, but for quite some time there were just two washing machines in the basement lol

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 2 роки тому +3

    5:10
    When you said that, I thought they were gonna turn her into a grill.

  • @KristiMerrittjesussaves
    @KristiMerrittjesussaves 2 роки тому +3

    Just wait till you see what I turned the grill into… that’s right, you’re no longer dealing with your average grill anymore, Frieza, it has become the legendary super grill!

  • @oluakin7171
    @oluakin7171 2 роки тому +3

    Shoutout to the fly that shows up at 7:40. Love that guy 🥰

    • @__ahughjass
      @__ahughjass 2 роки тому +1

      i thought that was in real life and almost smacked my laptop

  • @boatygod1063
    @boatygod1063 2 роки тому +2

    Your afro is looking good in this video , the definition is crazy

  • @rayafoxr3
    @rayafoxr3 2 роки тому +7

    Jarvis seemed to be in a good mood, from what I’m seeing, he just does and he’s laughing a lot and it really makes the video nice. This video is great

  • @jamesrichie7844
    @jamesrichie7844 Рік тому +3

    I love doth-it-thyself projects.

  • @essej915
    @essej915 2 роки тому +4

    i think one of my pet peeves is the fact that youtube will leave the ad running after it’s ended to give you more time to fall for the scam

  • @reiltin.
    @reiltin. 2 роки тому +1

    thank goodness i have a use for all the kitchen appliances i have laying around. the sink has been there for years and i had no idea what to use it for until now. and don’t even get me started on all the washing machines!