The #1 Boxer

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  • Опубліковано 29 чер 2022
  • The #1 boxer weighs in on the competition.
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  • @philipschwichtenberg7532
    @philipschwichtenberg7532 Рік тому +2690

    My brother is a wrestler. He spent weeks trying to keep himself at a certain weight to be allowed in his preferred weight group. At the tournament weigh in he found him self to be JUST over the required weight, meaning he would be bumped up a class, putting him with a bunch of giants. He ran to the washroom and took an absolute monster shit, went back to the weigh in and sure enough, he was now just below the required weight. Took home silver in the weight class

    • @sheikhmohsin57
      @sheikhmohsin57 Рік тому +228

      I can't tell if this actually happened or not and that's what makes it better

    • @xbrun3356
      @xbrun3356 Рік тому +184

      @@sheikhmohsin57 it happens quite often actually

    • @Akyllite
      @Akyllite Рік тому +87

      @@sheikhmohsin57 This happens very often people fast for days not get a single pound just to be competitive on a certain weight bracket.

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 Рік тому +18

      If this is true, this is beautiful

    • @zorm_
      @zorm_ Рік тому +66

      my favorite part is the _monster_ shit

  • @therealbeil8696
    @therealbeil8696 Рік тому +1546

    damn, 3.8 pounds of piss is about .45 gallons. Man just pissed out a half gallon. If he pissed at an average male flowrate of 16ml/s it would take him 1 min 46 seconds to piss that much. Now that's dedication.

    • @mimilawson1034
      @mimilawson1034 Рік тому

      I love piss Math

    • @kentekuzan
      @kentekuzan Рік тому +73

      it's also larger than pretty much any human bladder capacity

    • @HereForTheComments
      @HereForTheComments Рік тому +114

      You don't hold onto half a gallon of urine and shoot it out in under a minute without training for it.

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal Рік тому +70

      People like you make the internet a better place. Thank you.

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker Рік тому +23

      Why... do you know that? 😂

  • @beke2672
    @beke2672 Рік тому +415

    "Just like i taught you!" he pissed on him 💀

    • @liams9926
      @liams9926 Рік тому +3

      What were the training sessions like?

    • @theinquisitor7191
      @theinquisitor7191 Рік тому +15

      IT'S JUST *WATER WEIGHT* 😎

    • @shinrafugitives3880
      @shinrafugitives3880 Рік тому +13

      R Kelly really moved up in the world

    • @larakeller2478
      @larakeller2478 Рік тому +4

      @@shinrafugitives3880 Now THAT was fuckin' funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 Рік тому +4

      @@liams9926 Wet, I guess.
      You could say he took his shower while training.

  • @philliprobersonjr9602
    @philliprobersonjr9602 Рік тому +1926

    I'm a boxer and this is something I'm gonna start doing! Looks like a good idea anyways.

    • @readthiscomment17
      @readthiscomment17 Рік тому +25

      Your bio says you are a teen

    • @philliprobersonjr9602
      @philliprobersonjr9602 Рік тому

      @@readthiscomment17 I actually turn 21 this Saturday. I never changed it from my cringey make videos phase

    • @ThatOneGuyFromSchool
      @ThatOneGuyFromSchool Рік тому +16

      @@readthiscomment17 he wants to be a boxer when he grows up

    • @Salmagros
      @Salmagros Рік тому +30

      @@readthiscomment17 A 21 years old teen?

    • @philliprobersonjr9602
      @philliprobersonjr9602 Рік тому +10

      @@ThatOneGuyFromSchool I'll be 21 on Saturday 🤣

  • @abishekethirajulu1877
    @abishekethirajulu1877 Рік тому +216

    That other guy has the best absorption boxer ever.

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 Рік тому

      Well then he should just get naked.

  • @bet0v966
    @bet0v966 Рік тому +4

    Takamura : NANI?!?!?!! He’s using the golden heavy stream technique

  • @MariusWales
    @MariusWales Рік тому +28

    “What a pisser.”
    - Ted Striker

    • @thegoat5141
      @thegoat5141 Рік тому +1

      "It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."

    • @MariusWales
      @MariusWales Рік тому +1

      @@thegoat5141 "He says it's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 Рік тому +23

    "Just like I taught ya, kid!"
    - Coach taught by the Sniper from TF2

  • @lordfrostdraken
    @lordfrostdraken Рік тому +200

    That was funny and not at all what I was expecting. Well done, just like the good ol days.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Рік тому +2

      I disagree. This is nowhere near as good as the good ol'd days. This wasn't even good. It was just crude.
      But hey, if you liked it, good for you, I just didn't.

    • @facebookuser1653
      @facebookuser1653 Рік тому +1

      @@snaketooth0943who aksed
      But C&H is always crude tho

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Рік тому +1

      @@facebookuser1653 yeah, but they're at least clever about it in the good ones.

  • @lilbill7385
    @lilbill7385 Рік тому +119

    The new punch out game looks awesome!

    • @Rehteal
      @Rehteal Рік тому +4

      Actually it's one of the new minigames coming in Yakuza 8. It's the sequel to the original Toy-lets minigame.

    • @Nayson
      @Nayson Рік тому +6

      I think the music was intentionally referencing Punch Out.

    • @ramenramrod
      @ramenramrod Рік тому

      B R U H

    • @ramenramrod
      @ramenramrod Рік тому +1

      @@Nayson I had a feeling it was a nod.

  • @christianmckee3614
    @christianmckee3614 Рік тому +99

    Man, I love WWE!

  • @Holeecrap
    @Holeecrap Рік тому +191

    Let's be honest we all expected them to actually box😂

    • @Quidney
      @Quidney Рік тому

      Shut up

    • @justatheorist.3864
      @justatheorist.3864 Рік тому +15

      Considering C&H I expected them not to!

    • @ongbak190
      @ongbak190 Рік тому +5

      They let me down big time.

    • @HushedObserver101
      @HushedObserver101 Рік тому

      I thought the Baby With a Gun was gonna kill them both and win.

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 Рік тому +1

      The moment i saw the scales, I knew they wouldnt box xD

  • @yuvalkoren4070
    @yuvalkoren4070 Рік тому +11

    The final splash after the calm is so relatable...

  • @francisfatta
    @francisfatta Рік тому +59

    I wonder what exactly that training regiment looked like 😥

    • @docferringer
      @docferringer Рік тому +1

      I've got somethin' for you,
      it is shiny, it is clean.
      Come on up and I'll adore you
      with my yellow laser beam.
      MC Frontalot slides in with the most appropriate song!

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius Рік тому

      THOUSANDS of Kegels, coupled with pushups, situps, and PLENTY of juice.

  • @crocoshark4097
    @crocoshark4097 Рік тому +4

    I like the little detail of that one last spray after it seems like the stream's ended. Very relatable.

  • @bang3929
    @bang3929 Рік тому +6

    That chin design ,so refreshing.

  • @khayafhaya
    @khayafhaya Рік тому +18

    Honestly, this whole match was just one big pissing contest

  • @elnurbrown
    @elnurbrown Рік тому +5

    Charles Oliveira vs Justin Gaethje. Literally.

  • @A_Fly_bzz
    @A_Fly_bzz Рік тому +18

    How does one teach someone to pee their entire bladder's worth of pee on command?

  • @orneb6483
    @orneb6483 Рік тому +4

    #1 Boxer. I get it.

  • @lostforwar5619
    @lostforwar5619 Рік тому +26

    The truest of boxers are the ones that accept defeat

  • @leibobo12
    @leibobo12 Рік тому +10

    I’ve been watching y’all a long time, and this is the first time I’ve seen y’all put a chin on a character.....and y’all chose it to be *Crimson* 😂

  • @MickeyKnox
    @MickeyKnox Рік тому +3

    he's got the bladder of a champion

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts Рік тому +7

    It just hit me that, that this means the boxer was already below the weight. That peeing on the other boxer was never just an option.

  • @Omnificence2016
    @Omnificence2016 Рік тому +5

    That was a seriously long piss!

  • @thomashounsome7737
    @thomashounsome7737 Рік тому +2

    The final squirt had me howling!

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 Рік тому +49

    Boxer pees on other boxer just to lose some weight and wins by forfeit?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 Рік тому

      (Flies away)

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa Рік тому +1

      Yeah, they do it all the time in the UFC.
      Both in the octagon & before the match.
      Also helps your opponent down when they slip, don’t slip on your own though.

  • @alienkeagster2443
    @alienkeagster2443 Рік тому +7

    The sequel to the sequel we all needed.

    • @khill8645
      @khill8645 Рік тому +2

      However, if they make another one and I see "The #2 Boxer" pop up, I want nothing to do with it...

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Рік тому

      @@khill8645 I agree, this was a bad episode/short.

  • @Ken-S
    @Ken-S Рік тому +2

    Next punch line:
    The right guy take off his pants!

  • @Th0m4s575
    @Th0m4s575 Рік тому +1

    He pissed on him to lose the weight!!! LOL XDDDDD

  • @marugg78
    @marugg78 Рік тому +4

    Looks like 2 winners to me.

  • @johnphilipnitro5335
    @johnphilipnitro5335 Рік тому +2

    If he would've said "piss off" I'll laugh more hahaha

  • @josephgrove1345
    @josephgrove1345 Рік тому +1

    Now I'm understanding the "#1" pun in the title.

  • @thatguy5525
    @thatguy5525 Рік тому +3

    Oh, I get it. The #1 boxer. Because he's going number one.

  • @paulbadilla8872
    @paulbadilla8872 Рік тому +2

    This is actually a genius strategy.

  • @ecokrazy
    @ecokrazy Рік тому

    One of the funniest C&H ever

  • @aloncafry4192
    @aloncafry4192 Рік тому +2

    waiting for the sequel.....The #2 Boxer

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX Рік тому +1

    I wasn't expecting that at all. 😂

  • @THESILVERNARUTO
    @THESILVERNARUTO Рік тому +1

    July will be a good Explosm month. Time to invest!!!!

  • @wardenm
    @wardenm Рік тому

    That... Honestly caught me off guard! Was expecting the twist to be that they worked for UPS or something like that! XD

  • @systemreset9410
    @systemreset9410 Рік тому +1

    omg dat last little burst of the pee, too real

  • @shawthwf9630
    @shawthwf9630 Рік тому

    That tricked me not gonna lie LMAO 🤣

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Рік тому

    This guy makes challenge pissing seem like an actual sport

  • @rampant9310
    @rampant9310 Рік тому +3

    His trainer was R. Kelly

  • @urbanawp
    @urbanawp Рік тому

    he showed his dominance

  • @phatphapkhaitamm
    @phatphapkhaitamm Рік тому

    I love this channel, it's really funny, I love it, it's a good cartoon..

  • @Rockin4D
    @Rockin4D Рік тому +1

    I was fully expecting a turd to fly the other way !

  • @akiraamatsu6163
    @akiraamatsu6163 Рік тому

    The other guy was so "pissed off"

  • @wakka0222
    @wakka0222 Рік тому +1

    I thought this was a competition about boxers.
    You know, the ones they're wearing.

  • @TheCoinChannel
    @TheCoinChannel Рік тому

    The fact that the Camera Guy has survived being crushed by a building is absolutely remarkable

  • @drscience3946
    @drscience3946 Рік тому

    Man they were quick on this one

  • @epayne6
    @epayne6 Рік тому

    Did not see that coming. 😂

  • @temxasremd
    @temxasremd Рік тому

    I was expecting him to piss back.

  • @kugerily
    @kugerily Рік тому

    dude, that guy was pissed

  • @saigle3899
    @saigle3899 Рік тому

    And this is how Doc's newest rookie became the champion

  • @shadowgandalf
    @shadowgandalf Рік тому

    The “NUMBER ONE” boxer?
    Very clever wordplay

  •  Рік тому

    "O que é Golden Shower" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mysterg4643
    @mysterg4643 Рік тому

    In the book art of war it is said that most battles are won before the battle even begins. Now I understand. I understand...

  • @slimeknight6726
    @slimeknight6726 Рік тому

    OH GOD THAT GOT ME Cracking up so much

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX Рік тому

    He just tapped into a howl *new kind of audience* !

  • @lilmike2710
    @lilmike2710 Рік тому

    Omg that last squirt! I'm ded ☠️

  • @kid10249595
    @kid10249595 Рік тому

    Gotta make sure you assert your dominance

  • @bobbyboi8083
    @bobbyboi8083 Рік тому

    The theme song bops

  • @carrotstew2533
    @carrotstew2533 Рік тому

    I understood the name of the short after the video was over and I was just like “ooooOOOOHHHHHHH! AHHAAHAHH!” Ya know?

  • @glenhendrick9656
    @glenhendrick9656 Рік тому

    every time I look at a new one of these it is always like what the fuck am I right

  • @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo

    These videos makes our days better

  • @sugardady1019
    @sugardady1019 Рік тому

    Well he did think outside the BOX hahahaha….

  • @RobloxFunnyAnimations
    @RobloxFunnyAnimations Рік тому +1

    Please continue with this great work. i like your video. Wishing you health and success 😍😍😍

  • @ry4nfr
    @ry4nfr Рік тому

    I was expecting a baby with a gun to return.

  • @elysck
    @elysck Рік тому

    1st time ever I saw it coming miles away ^^

  • @AntiCitizenX
    @AntiCitizenX Рік тому

    “Number one” boxer. Nice.

  • @morsine
    @morsine Рік тому +1

    Funny how this is based on something real which happened recently.
    Great job, CH!

    • @RandomGuy_368
      @RandomGuy_368 Рік тому

      what something like this happened! I want a source please.

    • @cahallo5964
      @cahallo5964 Рік тому

      @@RandomGuy_368 shit like this happen all the time in combat sports (emphasis on "like" , I mean just the pissing, not on your opponent)

  • @manny_the_creative9678
    @manny_the_creative9678 Рік тому

    I'm peeing not fighting anymore 😂😂😂

  • @Mabswer
    @Mabswer Рік тому

    Let me guess, That photographer is the next bond villain.

  • @fendisugiri1247
    @fendisugiri1247 4 місяці тому

    To win without fighting indeed.

  • @Nightlizard1564
    @Nightlizard1564 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if this was in the new punch out ☠️

  • @Ivanus59
    @Ivanus59 Рік тому

    ... This can't possibly be legal! ':o
    lol

  • @MrTimesro
    @MrTimesro Рік тому

    They were very literal with that title

  • @theabyssaldemon
    @theabyssaldemon Рік тому

    this caught me off guard
    genuinely thought it was going to be them getting in a ring to pack boxes or something

  • @ryanlugo321
    @ryanlugo321 Рік тому

    Am I the only one who wants the entire Purple Shirted Eye Stabber saga animated?

  • @redredredred3240
    @redredredred3240 Рік тому

    works every time

  • @sjm4306
    @sjm4306 Рік тому

    You could say his opponent took the piss out of him

  • @recoiler4545
    @recoiler4545 Рік тому

    This should have been in the script for one of the Rocky movies.

  • @seregruin
    @seregruin Рік тому

    That other guy must've been pretty pissed!

  • @ramenramrod
    @ramenramrod Рік тому +1

    I’m more concerned that the second boxer was carrying roughly 4lbs of piss! 👀

  • @trevorthomson3811
    @trevorthomson3811 Рік тому

    Time for him to hit the (golden) shower!

  • @AbgeBRAND
    @AbgeBRAND Рік тому

    A nother masterpice

  • @hadessenpai301
    @hadessenpai301 Рік тому

    I'm still waiting for the double guy vs half guy battle

  • @I-47-I
    @I-47-I Рік тому +1

    The other guy should have shit on him
    From Boxing to a Scat Match 🤣🤣

  • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
    @nadeshikorealnofake2237 Рік тому

    Fun fact:
    A common strategy for boxers is to get on a Sauna just before geting weighted to be ligther or just the right amount, for the day of the fight are the fluids and water are back and so is their extra weight.

  • @StygianEmperor
    @StygianEmperor Рік тому +1

    i was expecting the other guy to start peeing back. pretty glad that didn’t happen

  • @gargamel6480
    @gargamel6480 Рік тому

    That was unexpeected

  • @Ricothesnivy
    @Ricothesnivy Рік тому

    Thats some "Golden boxing "

  • @itsalmostfun8567
    @itsalmostfun8567 Рік тому

    As in always THIS CHANNEL HAS VIDEOS WITHOUT HUMOR AND I LOVE IT

  • @JNCMerc
    @JNCMerc Рік тому

    Damn I might as well sign up into boxing to continue the family name I dunno could be fun 😂

  • @PWY5730
    @PWY5730 Рік тому

    totally random to the title…
    definitely a C&H animation🙏🙏🙏

  • @M.C.130
    @M.C.130 Рік тому +1

    Wow coach! Your technique reminds me of Rudy 🥺🤣🥰

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Рік тому

    Best boxing match ever!

  • @blacktalon0013
    @blacktalon0013 Рік тому +1

    Think I’d be more terrified of the “number 2” boxer

  • @halneuntausend5525
    @halneuntausend5525 Рік тому

    FunFact:
    All Mammals above cat size can empty their full bladder in 21 Seconds