The #1 Boxer
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2022
- The #1 boxer weighs in on the competition.
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My brother is a wrestler. He spent weeks trying to keep himself at a certain weight to be allowed in his preferred weight group. At the tournament weigh in he found him self to be JUST over the required weight, meaning he would be bumped up a class, putting him with a bunch of giants. He ran to the washroom and took an absolute monster shit, went back to the weigh in and sure enough, he was now just below the required weight. Took home silver in the weight class
I can't tell if this actually happened or not and that's what makes it better
@@sheikhmohsin57 it happens quite often actually
@@sheikhmohsin57 This happens very often people fast for days not get a single pound just to be competitive on a certain weight bracket.
If this is true, this is beautiful
my favorite part is the _monster_ shit
damn, 3.8 pounds of piss is about .45 gallons. Man just pissed out a half gallon. If he pissed at an average male flowrate of 16ml/s it would take him 1 min 46 seconds to piss that much. Now that's dedication.
I love piss Math
it's also larger than pretty much any human bladder capacity
You don't hold onto half a gallon of urine and shoot it out in under a minute without training for it.
People like you make the internet a better place. Thank you.
Why... do you know that? 😂
"Just like i taught you!" he pissed on him 💀
What were the training sessions like?
IT'S JUST *WATER WEIGHT* 😎
R Kelly really moved up in the world
@@shinrafugitives3880 Now THAT was fuckin' funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@liams9926 Wet, I guess.
You could say he took his shower while training.
I'm a boxer and this is something I'm gonna start doing! Looks like a good idea anyways.
Your bio says you are a teen
@@readthiscomment17 I actually turn 21 this Saturday. I never changed it from my cringey make videos phase
@@readthiscomment17 he wants to be a boxer when he grows up
@@readthiscomment17 A 21 years old teen?
@@ThatOneGuyFromSchool I'll be 21 on Saturday 🤣
That other guy has the best absorption boxer ever.
Well then he should just get naked.
Takamura : NANI?!?!?!! He’s using the golden heavy stream technique
“What a pisser.”
- Ted Striker
"It's a good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."
@@thegoat5141 "He says it's a good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."
"Just like I taught ya, kid!"
- Coach taught by the Sniper from TF2
PISS!
That was funny and not at all what I was expecting. Well done, just like the good ol days.
I disagree. This is nowhere near as good as the good ol'd days. This wasn't even good. It was just crude.
But hey, if you liked it, good for you, I just didn't.
@@snaketooth0943who aksed
But C&H is always crude tho
@@facebookuser1653 yeah, but they're at least clever about it in the good ones.
The new punch out game looks awesome!
Actually it's one of the new minigames coming in Yakuza 8. It's the sequel to the original Toy-lets minigame.
I think the music was intentionally referencing Punch Out.
B R U H
@@Nayson I had a feeling it was a nod.
Man, I love WWE!
WWP
Should have said W.E.E.
@@gomi_chow World Wide Pissing
Let's be honest we all expected them to actually box😂
Shut up
Considering C&H I expected them not to!
They let me down big time.
I thought the Baby With a Gun was gonna kill them both and win.
The moment i saw the scales, I knew they wouldnt box xD
The final splash after the calm is so relatable...
I wonder what exactly that training regiment looked like 😥
I've got somethin' for you,
it is shiny, it is clean.
Come on up and I'll adore you
with my yellow laser beam.
MC Frontalot slides in with the most appropriate song!
THOUSANDS of Kegels, coupled with pushups, situps, and PLENTY of juice.
I like the little detail of that one last spray after it seems like the stream's ended. Very relatable.
That chin design ,so refreshing.
Honestly, this whole match was just one big pissing contest
Charles Oliveira vs Justin Gaethje. Literally.
How does one teach someone to pee their entire bladder's worth of pee on command?
lots and lots of training
#1 Boxer. I get it.
The truest of boxers are the ones that accept defeat
Turns out, Deji is actually a top tier boxer.
IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT.
I’ve been watching y’all a long time, and this is the first time I’ve seen y’all put a chin on a character.....and y’all chose it to be *Crimson* 😂
he's got the bladder of a champion
It just hit me that, that this means the boxer was already below the weight. That peeing on the other boxer was never just an option.
That was a seriously long piss!
The final squirt had me howling!
Boxer pees on other boxer just to lose some weight and wins by forfeit?
Must be a Thursday!
(Flies away)
Yeah, they do it all the time in the UFC.
Both in the octagon & before the match.
Also helps your opponent down when they slip, don’t slip on your own though.
The sequel to the sequel we all needed.
However, if they make another one and I see "The #2 Boxer" pop up, I want nothing to do with it...
@@khill8645 I agree, this was a bad episode/short.
Next punch line:
The right guy take off his pants!
He pissed on him to lose the weight!!! LOL XDDDDD
Looks like 2 winners to me.
ayo?
If he would've said "piss off" I'll laugh more hahaha
Now I'm understanding the "#1" pun in the title.
Oh, I get it. The #1 boxer. Because he's going number one.
This is actually a genius strategy.
One of the funniest C&H ever
waiting for the sequel.....The #2 Boxer
I wasn't expecting that at all. 😂
July will be a good Explosm month. Time to invest!!!!
That... Honestly caught me off guard! Was expecting the twist to be that they worked for UPS or something like that! XD
omg dat last little burst of the pee, too real
That tricked me not gonna lie LMAO 🤣
This guy makes challenge pissing seem like an actual sport
His trainer was R. Kelly
he showed his dominance
I love this channel, it's really funny, I love it, it's a good cartoon..
I was fully expecting a turd to fly the other way !
The other guy was so "pissed off"
I thought this was a competition about boxers.
You know, the ones they're wearing.
The fact that the Camera Guy has survived being crushed by a building is absolutely remarkable
Man they were quick on this one
Did not see that coming. 😂
I was expecting him to piss back.
dude, that guy was pissed
And this is how Doc's newest rookie became the champion
The “NUMBER ONE” boxer?
Very clever wordplay
"O que é Golden Shower" 🤣🤣🤣
In the book art of war it is said that most battles are won before the battle even begins. Now I understand. I understand...
OH GOD THAT GOT ME Cracking up so much
He just tapped into a howl *new kind of audience* !
Omg that last squirt! I'm ded ☠️
Gotta make sure you assert your dominance
The theme song bops
I understood the name of the short after the video was over and I was just like “ooooOOOOHHHHHHH! AHHAAHAHH!” Ya know?
every time I look at a new one of these it is always like what the fuck am I right
These videos makes our days better
Well he did think outside the BOX hahahaha….
Please continue with this great work. i like your video. Wishing you health and success 😍😍😍
I was expecting a baby with a gun to return.
1st time ever I saw it coming miles away ^^
“Number one” boxer. Nice.
Funny how this is based on something real which happened recently.
Great job, CH!
what something like this happened! I want a source please.
@@RandomGuy_368 shit like this happen all the time in combat sports (emphasis on "like" , I mean just the pissing, not on your opponent)
I'm peeing not fighting anymore 😂😂😂
Let me guess, That photographer is the next bond villain.
To win without fighting indeed.
Imagine if this was in the new punch out ☠️
... This can't possibly be legal! ':o
lol
They were very literal with that title
this caught me off guard
genuinely thought it was going to be them getting in a ring to pack boxes or something
Am I the only one who wants the entire Purple Shirted Eye Stabber saga animated?
works every time
You could say his opponent took the piss out of him
This should have been in the script for one of the Rocky movies.
That other guy must've been pretty pissed!
I’m more concerned that the second boxer was carrying roughly 4lbs of piss! 👀
Time for him to hit the (golden) shower!
A nother masterpice
I'm still waiting for the double guy vs half guy battle
The other guy should have shit on him
From Boxing to a Scat Match 🤣🤣
Fun fact:
A common strategy for boxers is to get on a Sauna just before geting weighted to be ligther or just the right amount, for the day of the fight are the fluids and water are back and so is their extra weight.
i was expecting the other guy to start peeing back. pretty glad that didn’t happen
That was unexpeected
Thats some "Golden boxing "
As in always THIS CHANNEL HAS VIDEOS WITHOUT HUMOR AND I LOVE IT
Damn I might as well sign up into boxing to continue the family name I dunno could be fun 😂
totally random to the title…
definitely a C&H animation🙏🙏🙏
Wow coach! Your technique reminds me of Rudy 🥺🤣🥰
Best boxing match ever!
Think I’d be more terrified of the “number 2” boxer
FunFact:
All Mammals above cat size can empty their full bladder in 21 Seconds