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    Shorts:
    Return of the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 953

  • @akroma443
    @akroma443 2 роки тому +552

    5:09 We have now sadly seen the fate of the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber. Even his unlimited knives were no match for the cat guy.

    • @siriusa6235
      @siriusa6235 2 роки тому +26

      Well spotted bruv.
      The next serial killer is the red shirted head stabber.

    • @chickurt3153
      @chickurt3153 2 роки тому +14

      @@siriusa6235 purple shirts arch nemesis

    • @siriusa6235
      @siriusa6235 2 роки тому +23

      @@chickurt3153 They're brothers.
      Cyanide could make something out of this.

    • @christopherdangelo1292
      @christopherdangelo1292 Рік тому +3

      The shirt wasn’t light enough for it to actually be him.

    • @dhruvamehrotra1975
      @dhruvamehrotra1975 10 місяців тому

      @@christopherdangelo1292 Not just the shirt, the guy wasn't light enough either.

  • @TeaLurker
    @TeaLurker 2 роки тому +2159

    I just like the fact that no one else in this universe has a purple shirt. Nice colour on him too

    • @josephmulligan3247
      @josephmulligan3247 2 роки тому +43

      10:55, although I like the chatacyer and it is quite unique (the shade)

    • @vortexdarknes8567
      @vortexdarknes8567 2 роки тому +10

      Haha I know right

    • @tr0nic_442
      @tr0nic_442 2 роки тому +32

      5:08 the dead body right under the dude with the cyan shirt

    • @tenzinc1514
      @tenzinc1514 2 роки тому +15

      Not true 5:18 you can see a dead guy with a purple shirt

    • @adrianvincelentican2028
      @adrianvincelentican2028 2 роки тому +5

      I have a purple shirt

  • @kiaratheotaku6257
    @kiaratheotaku6257 2 роки тому +693

    Mister eye stabber is amazing. There’s never a dull moment with him

  • @lithika9149
    @lithika9149 2 роки тому +872

    If anyone survives the apocalypse, it's the purple shirted eye stabber, dude's got infinite knives

    • @itsthorondil7608
      @itsthorondil7608 2 роки тому +18

      He just has a pocket dimension full of just knives.

    • @eliasar5051
      @eliasar5051 2 роки тому +13

      It doesn´t matter, because there is a guy who can cut it in half!

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому +8

      @@eliasar5051 half of infinity is infinity

    • @Sudain
      @Sudain 2 роки тому +2

      And accuracy.

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 2 роки тому +8

      @@ber7967 but he could cut the knives themselves in half not the number of knives and if he cuts off the blades then the knives are useless

  • @jacobgraemoor5778
    @jacobgraemoor5778 2 роки тому +2402

    Nobody ever talks about the purple shirted eye stabbers superpower in that he has unlimited knives.

    • @Mossieu_deady
      @Mossieu_deady 2 роки тому +54

      I'm..... Outa knives...

    • @Mydogsobig
      @Mydogsobig 2 роки тому +19

      @@Mossieu_deadyI sure didnt think i would find an undertale reference here

    • @felixfauxington99
      @felixfauxington99 2 роки тому +2

      @@Mydogsobig dude why’d you delete the time stamp lol

    • @ultatack6020
      @ultatack6020 2 роки тому +7

      @@felixfauxington99 He didn’t, the reference is to Mr Deady’s comment, there was never a time stamp to begin with.

    • @felixfauxington99
      @felixfauxington99 2 роки тому +1

      @@ultatack6020 I think I’m going insane

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +674

    Ah the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, love that guy

    • @sundownsgaming4717
      @sundownsgaming4717 2 роки тому +8

      Yea ma man the purple shirted eye stabber and his unlimited knives make a retearning

    • @epicguardian44
      @epicguardian44 2 роки тому +7

      At least it’s not the yellow pants ball stabber

    • @rssl5500
      @rssl5500 2 роки тому +1

      @epic guardian lmaooooo

    • @emircanball4994
      @emircanball4994 2 роки тому +1

      Well he loves you too especially...

    • @randomdeadguy8120
      @randomdeadguy8120 2 роки тому +1

      This dude is definitely the purpleft shirted eye stabber in disguise

  • @kariduanimations
    @kariduanimations 2 роки тому +215

    I love how even though the boy wasn’t connected to the machine anymore you could still hear his pulse in the background

    • @MyNameIsNotBoulder
      @MyNameIsNotBoulder 2 роки тому +1

      And the way the wrestling guy said “The F you say!?!?”

    • @lol-yc5gd
      @lol-yc5gd Рік тому +1

      I though I was the only one who noticed lol

  • @david.crowther6646
    @david.crowther6646 2 роки тому +180

    Am I the only one thinking that the car advert at the end would actually make for a really good marketing campaign for a car with a new auto-braking system?

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 2 роки тому +20

      It reminds me of that Geico commercial where they try to decide where to hide from the killer, and they all ignore the car, and the killer is just disappointed in them

    • @david.crowther6646
      @david.crowther6646 2 роки тому +12

      @@ohheyitsguy I haven’t seen that advert before (I don’t think it made it over to the UK) but that sounds like a great marketing tool. Better then most of the advert we have over here

  • @colleshion9630
    @colleshion9630 2 роки тому +311

    Purple shirt is like one of those scp that requires the foundation to use a few lives just to contain/capture it.

  • @Blue_Shift421
    @Blue_Shift421 2 роки тому +297

    The doctor being a ref and the subtitles say his crying is [Laughter]

    • @somethinfunny7114
      @somethinfunny7114 2 роки тому

      Former?

    • @Blue_Shift421
      @Blue_Shift421 2 роки тому

      @@somethinfunny7114 former?

    • @Blue_Shift421
      @Blue_Shift421 2 роки тому +1

      @@somethinfunny7114 i mean i am dead so somebody took my place which means im the former

    • @somethinfunny7114
      @somethinfunny7114 2 роки тому

      @@Blue_Shift421 then how are you commenting

    • @Blue_Shift421
      @Blue_Shift421 2 роки тому

      @@somethinfunny7114 heard heaven has good wifi and access to youtube

  • @GL1TCH1N
    @GL1TCH1N 2 роки тому +312

    "No one has been harmed in the making of this compilation"

  • @Neversad95
    @Neversad95 2 роки тому +31

    0:51 never realized: the light goes back on as soon as the door opens. Thats what I call good service ^^

  • @justanotherperson7774
    @justanotherperson7774 2 роки тому +35

    7:06 I love it how the wrestler have sparkles around him

    • @turboboy350
      @turboboy350 Рік тому +2

      Kid: I want you *cough**cough* to beat me to death 😁
      😳
      Wrestler: THE FUCK YOU SAY?!?!?!?!

  • @mcmogg_incmogg2080
    @mcmogg_incmogg2080 2 роки тому +179

    When he was cured he is no longer “dying “ so contract is void seeing they only make wishes for dying children

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 2 роки тому +35

      Well, technically, the contract said to do the move until he died, which implies he will be the death of the kid. And that mean he is still dying; just not via the disease

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 2 роки тому +9

      Oh he was still dying alright

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 2 роки тому +60

    “How man knives do you have”
    Purple Shirted Eye Stabber: “Yes”

  • @razark9
    @razark9 2 роки тому +68

    Looks like justice IS blind.
    *epic goofy smile*
    Love it

  • @tcaldwe
    @tcaldwe 2 роки тому +63

    Not my mittens, he loves me.

    • @only257
      @only257 2 роки тому +3

      They should make fun of the home alone reboot trailer🤣

  • @MCDexpo
    @MCDexpo 2 роки тому +164

    Wasn't "the return the purple shirted eye stabber" the very first animated cartoon featuring him?

  • @ryankronenbitter2013
    @ryankronenbitter2013 2 роки тому +91

    This video has been a real…. EYESORE.

  • @bloxrocks5179
    @bloxrocks5179 2 роки тому +107

    Honestly I'm tempted to break into the cyanide and happiness offices in a purple shirt just to see what they do

    • @FanaticQuill250
      @FanaticQuill250 2 роки тому +13

      Well realistically they will call the police but who wouldn't if it was the purple shirted eye stabber

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Рік тому

      "It's the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber!"
      "No, I'm the Purple Shirted Eye Witness to the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber."
      "Please wear a different shirt."

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 2 роки тому +8

    2:47 the Wilhelm Scream!

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +70

    Yo I subbed to this channel like 10 years ago and haven't seen a video in like 8, and then randomly found this in my feed. Why youtube? Why would you hide cyanide and happiness from me for so long?

    • @floatingcloud4655
      @floatingcloud4655 2 роки тому +3

      Watch the one with ultra soldier it was really good, bumble butts and butt shark were good too

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому +1

      the bell

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +3

      @@ber7967 the bell didn't exist back then

  • @renejaensch8723
    @renejaensch8723 2 роки тому +54

    'Serial Killer' uses standard SCP Foundation methods to catch anomalous killers xD

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 Рік тому

      I’ve finally found the way to go in and out of scp foundation territory.

  • @muhammadazim3374
    @muhammadazim3374 2 роки тому +10

    3:05 we did it patrick we have save Bikini Bottom

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo 2 роки тому +21

    Mittens clearly hasn't been eating his food, must be getting fed by the neighbours.

  • @gabriell.4440
    @gabriell.4440 2 роки тому +45

    The pedestrian detecting car gets me every time 🤣

  • @gamelian
    @gamelian 2 роки тому +5

    7:42 Never tell such wishes 😅

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 2 роки тому +6

    8:56 has me cackling

  • @oogaofbooga2624
    @oogaofbooga2624 10 місяців тому +5

    5:26 love the Hercule Poirot reference

  • @SirZubo
    @SirZubo 2 роки тому +14

    0:28 This man’s voice acting in this skit gave me mordecai vibes a little bit (from Regular show)

  • @rebeccachambers4701
    @rebeccachambers4701 2 роки тому +12

    8:40 really accurate about hospitals and lawyers

    • @gamelian
      @gamelian 2 роки тому

      Sad for that boy :(

    • @17denby
      @17denby Рік тому

      I love how the parents agreed to let their son be beaten to death

  • @Mr.buranko
    @Mr.buranko 2 роки тому +14

    7:30 thats the face of, "holy fuck."

  • @roundytoon
    @roundytoon 2 роки тому +4

    10:32
    so anyway that's how i Lost my medical license
    -TF2 Medic

  • @blackeyedincubus
    @blackeyedincubus 11 місяців тому +5

    I’m crying in sadness but I’m also laughing so hard at the make a wish skit 😂

  • @amydehne7022
    @amydehne7022 2 роки тому +2

    5:09 Purple Killer Guy: Dinner Time! Cat: Nope.

  • @zainal9775
    @zainal9775 2 роки тому +6

    0:08 funny how he told his friend to quite while Shouting loudly

  • @meirbookatz8304
    @meirbookatz8304 2 роки тому +13

    "Looks like justice is blind" * and then gives this grin😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpySneak
    @SpySneak Рік тому +5

    9:20 I’m a pirate now

  • @ponyonoodles6568
    @ponyonoodles6568 2 роки тому +50

    I wonder where he gets all his knives from

  • @nnadozie6190
    @nnadozie6190 2 роки тому +3

    "THE F*CK YOU SAY?!"
    - Bert "The Speeding Bullet" Broadway

  • @Dustinvagyok
    @Dustinvagyok 2 роки тому +3

    at 8:26 how tf is the thing still beeing like kid is out of the hospital bed

  • @distereo1250
    @distereo1250 2 роки тому +64

    He's not stabing he's just quickly inserting the knife into they're bodys

    • @Shanna_williams
      @Shanna_williams 2 роки тому +7

      "Their eyes"

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 2 роки тому +1

      Stabbing*
      Their*
      Bodies*
      There should be a comma after "stabbing"

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 2 роки тому +1

      Stabbing*
      Their*
      Bodies*
      There should be a comma after "stabbing"

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 Рік тому

      He's just poking them gently with the knife at 10x speed

  • @ryan-ge1os
    @ryan-ge1os 2 роки тому +8

    10:26 wait but if he has the material to make the table, whats the point of killing someone to make it...

    • @abbywiley6467
      @abbywiley6467 2 роки тому +3

      What's the point of NOT killing someone to make it...

    • @hauntedmalk
      @hauntedmalk Місяць тому

      Why wouldn’t you? It’s super efficient

  • @ZGKIV
    @ZGKIV 2 роки тому +14

    I think that some of these ideas would be really good as a serious feature length movie.

  • @Dreggy990
    @Dreggy990 2 роки тому +18

    10:55 anyone notice the picture in the desk is a real person

  • @TheMrNugget
    @TheMrNugget 2 роки тому +28

    Mr Nugget hopes that everyone has a great day!! ❤️

  • @mechateamleader4071
    @mechateamleader4071 2 роки тому +6

    12:20 some cars are good some cars are bad
    If one hits you, you’ll forever be sad

  • @Scrimblyz
    @Scrimblyz 2 роки тому +5

    Hair Kid: [ *Quietly* ] what the hell was that thing?!
    Cap Kid: *Proceeds to yell quiet as loud as possible*

  • @bergerloos5014
    @bergerloos5014 Рік тому +4

    There was no reason at all to draw such a detailed jacket at 02:16

  • @dreamtoonfamily
    @dreamtoonfamily 2 роки тому +7

    Who else literally feels like UA-cam is their best friend during Covid ? 👑👑👑🙏

  • @zainal9775
    @zainal9775 2 роки тому +2

    3:17 prison break reference at the back ground 🔥

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 2 роки тому +3

    5:34-5:40 Clue the movie in a nutshell

  • @Flashbang.incoming6969
    @Flashbang.incoming6969 2 роки тому +4

    1:03 is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the knife is going inside his eye like it’s a void?

  • @Darke_Exelbirth
    @Darke_Exelbirth 2 роки тому +15

    I wonder if we'll ever see Dr. Carpenter Upholster ever again.

  • @Dr.Dumbshit
    @Dr.Dumbshit 2 роки тому +8

    This man can throw a knife through glass with out it breaking or cracking

  • @madyariel9014
    @madyariel9014 Рік тому +3

    3:43 i was already choking on my own laugh

  • @harsimransingh9948
    @harsimransingh9948 2 роки тому +6

    I love how stupidly funny it is so much dark humour

  • @TJM-mi1nn
    @TJM-mi1nn 2 роки тому +3

    2:25 thats some skill he got

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 2 роки тому +35

    I feel like a psychopath for watching this entire video and laughing.

  • @margauxmadman
    @margauxmadman 2 роки тому +13

    "owo, he stabs people's eyes."

  • @IamtheoneFPV
    @IamtheoneFPV 2 роки тому +4

    When the speeding bullet said the f&@$ you say? I was laughing so hard

  • @hamishmcculloch8735
    @hamishmcculloch8735 2 роки тому +12

    I guess you could say those people didn’t SEE that coming.

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому

      that joke is an eyesore

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому

      bad joke time
      you should retna sider your choice of joke
      become my pupil of joke telling

    • @hamishmcculloch8735
      @hamishmcculloch8735 2 роки тому

      @@ber7967 LENS me some credit for mEYE EYE deal joke, Iris good at jokes, so instead of DenEYEing my iMACULATE jokes how about you sit in the CORNEAR and BROWS for more DEADeyed jokes you silly LIMBUS.

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому

      @@hamishmcculloch8735 okay

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому

      @@hamishmcculloch8735 ive lost eye admit defeat

  • @redacted8472
    @redacted8472 2 роки тому +2

    this was the best compilation yet.

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 2 роки тому +8

    We need a crossover for purple shorter eye stabber and the homicidal carpenter doctor
    Their battle will be legendary

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 2 роки тому +3

    3:17 hey! It's those guys!

    • @lol221beta3
      @lol221beta3 Рік тому

      The dunno guy, the bear, the poop guy, the gun, the handsome guy and smt about cleaning guy

  • @robblequoffle8456
    @robblequoffle8456 2 роки тому +5

    11:27 What the hell 😳
    (Not because she tore out his guts, because it had a glitch)

  • @I_killed_that_beard_guy
    @I_killed_that_beard_guy 2 роки тому +6

    "I will never be first, but I will always be here"

  • @DarkPlayerHeiAn
    @DarkPlayerHeiAn 2 роки тому +5

    I like how the eye stabber has infinity knives lol

  • @JulianAlimin
    @JulianAlimin 2 роки тому +32

    I saw the Serial Killer 2 one when it first came out and in a couple of Compilations in the past, but this was the first time that I noticed that the Detective's voice sounded kind of familiar.
    And turns out He was voiced by Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media aka Plinkett's voice from the Plinkett reviews.
    How did I miss that before

    • @Cyberwraith9
      @Cyberwraith9 2 роки тому

      I only just realized it too! It helps that Mike has exactly three voices he can do: regular, old-timey, and Plinkett.

  • @erainmartinez8175
    @erainmartinez8175 2 роки тому +5

    crazy killer! 4:25

  • @Glowoff-
    @Glowoff- Рік тому +1

    11:01 the dog: let me do it for you let me do it for you Kermit

  • @majorgoobie5123
    @majorgoobie5123 2 роки тому +6

    You know I didn't realize it before but the voice of the detective in Serial Killer 2 is Mike from RLM.

  • @drifty_boi1173
    @drifty_boi1173 2 роки тому +3

    1:28 bruh you cant tell me they got the character from William Afton

  • @lordzik8842
    @lordzik8842 2 роки тому +5

    Return of the eye stabber is the most plotwistyd novie ever

  • @arcsoned1112
    @arcsoned1112 2 роки тому +8

    The fact that Mr. Eye-Stabber was free when he killed 4/5 people in front of a detective and a victim is funny to me.

  • @stupidvideos1449
    @stupidvideos1449 2 роки тому +2

    “QUIET!!!!!” Hagred asked calmly

  • @splatoonsavage7384
    @splatoonsavage7384 2 роки тому +3

    Wow, he threw that knife so fast that he stabbed through his glasses without shattering them

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому

      glasses dont tend to shatter plus he can stab through skulls so i think hed be good

  • @miguelcanoura9355
    @miguelcanoura9355 2 роки тому +4

    1:20 knife not breaking the glasses 🤓

  • @potatoplayz1782
    @potatoplayz1782 2 роки тому

    love these series

  • @Doobie_Fr
    @Doobie_Fr 2 роки тому +4

    1:33 be just grows a mustache

  • @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo
    @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo 2 роки тому +16

    Fun fact: these videos makes our days better

  • @mikkelfelixaen3197
    @mikkelfelixaen3197 2 роки тому +5

    8:07 well technically make awish is only for kids who dont have long left to live due to a disease or condition so once he was healthy hey shoul have left bc hes not a make a wish kid anymore

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 2 роки тому +2

    The mittens episode; I just love how he didn’t notice the bodies till the camera zoomed out lmfao

  • @Acid.D.Dragon
    @Acid.D.Dragon Рік тому +2

    10:08 he is just shames from
    family guy

  • @MinecraftMachine2000
    @MinecraftMachine2000 2 роки тому +3

    Anyone else notice Jimmy Williams on the wall at 3:49?

    • @gamelian
      @gamelian 2 роки тому

      Noticed:), did you noticed me at 3:42🔪
      👾

  • @unib4324
    @unib4324 2 роки тому +3

    I love the laugh that the purple shirted eye stabber makes

  • @casualmemesurfer2754
    @casualmemesurfer2754 Рік тому +1

    No one talks about how accurate the purple shirted eye stabber is
    He's really on *point*

  • @ashkrum5001
    @ashkrum5001 Рік тому +2

    10:27 he could have just made a table but he wanted a ghost table

  • @YtcFaisalTV
    @YtcFaisalTV 2 роки тому +3

    Awesome Content Keep it 🔥🔥🔥❤

  • @chrishughes1574
    @chrishughes1574 2 роки тому +3

    9:58 he reminds me of that one family guy character, seamas I think his name was.

  • @ttnobody4552
    @ttnobody4552 8 місяців тому +1

    Seems like the last one was personal 💀💀💀

  • @diarynara_love9651
    @diarynara_love9651 Рік тому

    The next part was very smooth

  • @jaimejimenez8858
    @jaimejimenez8858 2 роки тому +7

    Kinda seems like the C&H universe doesn’t know the definition of karma 🤔

  • @Sonic-BOM
    @Sonic-BOM 2 роки тому +64

    I used to be a fan, but after watching this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner ⚡

    • @bramgeusebroek7691
      @bramgeusebroek7691 2 роки тому +11

      old joke

    • @blackhawkuh-6026
      @blackhawkuh-6026 2 роки тому +4

      @@bramgeusebroek7691 Old reply

    • @ber7967
      @ber7967 2 роки тому +3

      @@blackhawkuh-6026 old response

    • @vph6823
      @vph6823 Рік тому +1

      @@bramgeusebroek7691 It's like a semi dad joke but hey! atleast his creative
      So thanks OP

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 7 місяців тому

      @@bramgeusebroek7691shut up neighbor

  • @chilled_Xtian
    @chilled_Xtian 2 роки тому +1

    The guy shouting quiet is so ironic 😂

  • @speedtnt7591
    @speedtnt7591 2 роки тому

    Your ideas are just amazing ♥️♥️

  • @fabianvanbruchem3849
    @fabianvanbruchem3849 2 роки тому +5

    you should watch 1:58 in vr

  • @amidark6518
    @amidark6518 2 роки тому +3

    That moment when you know that one guy who will buy knives from your pyramid scheme.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Рік тому +1

    The wrestler saying "The FUAQ you say?!" was the best.

  • @blacknwhitebirb
    @blacknwhitebirb 2 роки тому +1

    I think the purple shirted eye stabber is my new favourite character