Timestamps are a bit off since they’re from the official version, but since the escapist decided to be dicks here they are (I can’t be bothered to adjust them) 0:00 Yahtzee's 2013 Best & Worst 5:37 Knack 10:26 Killzone: Shadow Fall 15:07 The Survival Special - Starbound / 7 Days to Die / Rust 19:50 Broken Age 24:42 Might & Magic X: Legacy 29:27 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (or a Nintendo reprimand) 34:21 Dark Souls 39:06 Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII 43:57 Strider (2014) 48:36 Thief 53:31 Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 58:22 Dark Souls I| 1:03:17 Titanfall 1:08:12 Infamous Second Son 1:12:58 Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes 1:17:39 The Elder Scrolls Online 1:22:31 South Park: The Stick of Truth 1:26:56 FTL: Faster Than Light 1:31:14 Daylight / Child of Light 1:35:55 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 1:40:46 Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure 1:45:39 Wolfenstein: The New Order 1:50:12 Watch Dogs 1:55:08 E3 2014 1:59:57 Murdered: Soul Suspect 2:04:37 Tomodachi Life 2:09:18 Enemy Front / Valiant Hearts: The Great War 2:14:10 Shovel Knight 2:18:58 EarthBound 2:23:38 Transistor 2:28:17 E.T. the Worst Game Ever 2:32:41 Firefall 2:37:08 Sacred 3 2:41:40 Risen 3: Titan Lords 2:46:24 Daikatana (John Romero's B**ch) 2:51:21 Lichdom: Battlemage 2:55:59 The Sims 4 3:00:39 Destiny 3:05:37 D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die 3:10:27 Hyrule Warriors 3:15:03 Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor 3:19:47 Alien: Isolation 3:24:26 The Evil Within 3:29:05 Bayonetta 2 3:33:42 Sunset Overdrive 3:38:38 Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare 3:43:23 Assassin's Creed Unity 3:48:05 Far Cry 4 3:53:19 Dragon Age: Inquisition 3:58:09 Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
I paused to go do something, and on returning realised it was a picture of a man eating a Toffee Crisp being asked by Benito Mussolini in a wardrobe if he wants a pikelet. I've gotten too used to these.
I was looking up zero punctuation and a previous result for zero punctuation collection i pressed it with the same feeling I get clicking smash ultimate and not being able to play yet I saw these and my eyes lit up
11:03 Wait a minute - there's punctuation there! An ellipsis, while the player adds "But it doesn't justify buying a brand-new console with no backwards-compatibility"! YOU LIED TO US!
As it turns out aliens colonial marines ai was so bad because of a fucking typo in the games code. And no I'm not joking or making this up. One fucking misspelled word fucked over all the alien ai in the game.
My favourite Nintendo home console has to be the Wii U, even now; I've got my collection of games that play best on it (Twilight Princess, The Wind Waker, Pikmin 3, Xenoblade Chronicles X, DS Virtual Console games), and compared to the Switch the Wii U has the far superior controllers (the GamePad surpasses the cramped, tiny JoyCons any day of the week; the Wii U Pro Controller has a far more ergonomic design than the Switch's due to a thinner middle and aligned analog sticks). Oh, and as for Wii U vs. Wii...no contest, Wii U wins every time, for one major reason - it all but eliminates the shitty, nonfunctional motion controls!
Timestamps are a bit off since they’re from the official version, but since the escapist decided to be dicks here they are (I can’t be bothered to adjust them)
0:00 Yahtzee's 2013 Best & Worst
5:37 Knack
10:26 Killzone: Shadow Fall
15:07 The Survival Special - Starbound / 7
Days to Die / Rust
19:50 Broken Age
24:42 Might & Magic X: Legacy
29:27 The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (or a Nintendo reprimand)
34:21 Dark Souls
39:06 Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII
43:57 Strider (2014)
48:36 Thief
53:31 Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
58:22 Dark Souls I|
1:03:17 Titanfall
1:08:12 Infamous Second Son
1:12:58 Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
1:17:39 The Elder Scrolls Online
1:22:31 South Park: The Stick of Truth
1:26:56 FTL: Faster Than Light
1:31:14 Daylight / Child of Light
1:35:55 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
1:40:46 Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
1:45:39 Wolfenstein: The New Order
1:50:12 Watch Dogs
1:55:08 E3 2014
1:59:57 Murdered: Soul Suspect
2:04:37 Tomodachi Life
2:09:18 Enemy Front / Valiant Hearts: The Great War
2:14:10 Shovel Knight
2:18:58 EarthBound
2:23:38 Transistor
2:28:17 E.T. the Worst Game Ever
2:32:41 Firefall
2:37:08 Sacred 3
2:41:40 Risen 3: Titan Lords
2:46:24 Daikatana (John Romero's B**ch)
2:51:21 Lichdom: Battlemage
2:55:59 The Sims 4
3:00:39 Destiny
3:05:37 D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die
3:10:27 Hyrule Warriors
3:15:03 Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
3:19:47 Alien: Isolation
3:24:26 The Evil Within
3:29:05 Bayonetta 2
3:33:42 Sunset Overdrive
3:38:38 Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
3:43:23 Assassin's Creed Unity
3:48:05 Far Cry 4
3:53:19 Dragon Age: Inquisition
3:58:09 Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
Thank you so much for your work 🙏
29:14 "Don't put ideas in my head, woman!"
Gotta be my favorite bit
Your doin gods work stale, that’s what I appreciates about ya.
The official compilation is stupidly censored
b😅popp😅
I paused to go do something, and on returning realised it was a picture of a man eating a Toffee Crisp being asked by Benito Mussolini in a wardrobe if he wants a pikelet.
I've gotten too used to these.
2:07-2:19 that is the best impression of EA ever
rip felman
Another fallen hero taken by 2018
Rest In Papas Pepperonis
Favorite so far: Pants Down, Fists up; Pound, Pound, Pound
All hail the Memes of Stale
Hail! Hoo rah!
heheh
Carry on the legacy of felman
I was looking up zero punctuation and a previous result for zero punctuation collection i pressed it with the same feeling I get clicking smash ultimate and not being able to play yet I saw these and my eyes lit up
11:03 Wait a minute - there's punctuation there! An ellipsis, while the player adds "But it doesn't justify buying a brand-new console with no backwards-compatibility"!
YOU LIED TO US!
The smug character is amazing :D
Fudge, now there are tons of adverts
How come i hear crows in the background at 2:11:00
I hear it now
You don't need a dry heave for alien isolation because alien was already a franchise
Just literally saying this to no one
Yo homes can you do one with the 2023 ones
"It has _________ like ________ has ___________."
Stale memes? Stale similes.
@@audiosurfarchive it's almost like this is 10 year old content or something
2:11:20 for about 30 seconds, is that a flock of geese squawking in the background?
muckraker6 probably magpies, or some other Australian bird of hatred, and disregard for mortality.
Im looking for secret agent randy beans
As it turns out aliens colonial marines ai was so bad because of a fucking typo in the games code. And no I'm not joking or making this up. One fucking misspelled word fucked over all the alien ai in the game.
Where are my timestamps?
No timestamp guy?
tati westbrook
My favourite Nintendo home console has to be the Wii U, even now; I've got my collection of games that play best on it (Twilight Princess, The Wind Waker, Pikmin 3, Xenoblade Chronicles X, DS Virtual Console games), and compared to the Switch the Wii U has the far superior controllers (the GamePad surpasses the cramped, tiny JoyCons any day of the week; the Wii U Pro Controller has a far more ergonomic design than the Switch's due to a thinner middle and aligned analog sticks).
Oh, and as for Wii U vs. Wii...no contest, Wii U wins every time, for one major reason - it all but eliminates the shitty, nonfunctional motion controls!
2:33:00 jesus yahtzee called the pandemic lol
I’m Lo
O
10:27 well that aged poorly
No, it didn't.
No, it didn't