Hustle Never Dies
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2023
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Thanks for the tips! i realize now that i've been going about it all wrong. Before i saw this video i would meander inside my graveyard just talking to ghouls hoping one day to be free from this mortal coil. Now i understand that i need to put myself out there and terrorise those with the power to save me! Eternal Peace to all of us brother
Thanks to this motivational video I might get out of my graveyard for the first time in millenia and go to the dungeon as an archer, wish me luck boys!
@@wilsonsanabia4259 tagging myself. Keep us updated!
This guy gets it!
Day 1 of trying to find eternal peace: here I am! In the local neighborhood newbie dungeon, ready for my big adventure!. I was so exited to see this cryptic looking entrance of what I could only hope would be a swift stay... As it turns out, it wasn't quite so simple, there was a reception room waiting for new employees of the dungeon, a secret door that only we with eyes full of hatred of the living can see. A nice lady called Natasha was at the reception reading some papers at her desk, she had quite beautiful bones and was wearing a wig of silky long blond hair with pins at the side of her forehead so that it doesn't obstruct her vision, very cute.
Upon seeing me at the door Natasha made some cackling noises and welcomed me in an eerie voice, I did some cackling noises myself and got to business. I grabbed a chair and told her that I wanted to enlist as a bowman for this dungeon, she nodded and told me to wait a bit and after some rustling of paper she dusted some very old form and told me to fill it.
After I turned in the form, Natasha took a look and confirmed the info, after that we went inside the dungeon, she handed me the appropriate equipment for a skeleton bowman and wished me luck on my endeavors, it's quite late now so I'm gonna stare at the ceiling for some hours till I hear something approaching.
UPDATE:
I’ve been catching a lot of flak for saying “peace” at the end of this video.
The woke wizards of cancel culture are saying it’s insensitive to the undead, who are not (at peace)
Listen, my BEST FRIEND is a skeleton, and he laughed when I showed him that part.
It was terrifying, but also a solemn reminder, we get to choose which words hurt us (except when they’re spells)
Remember, this channel is only for those who REALLY want to change for the better, and get to heaven (or at least be promoted to ghost)
If you’re content to wander the earth as you are (a mockery of life) that’s on you....
And while it’s no longer illegal to be dead (ua-cam.com/video/jgEEkd-MF8k/v-deo.html) I promise you the alternative is much better…
Anyways,
We finally hit 200k subscribers!
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How.. how is this 3 hours old but the video says 30 minutes ago when i posted this message.. are you a timelord?
@@AridBlackheart the Patron Brotherhood has early access to all VS, and much more!!! So there's a little bit of tomfoolery that occurs prior to the big release.
he is a time lord as that was beside the point. If by time lord you meant he is timeless then yes
Bro youre an inspiration, i wish I was as funny as you
It's like me and the dead boy bros always say: "Dead-woke always goes Dead-broke". You feel me? Metaphorically, I mean. Obviously we can't feel anything.
Pshhh... Over-explaining in 2023 amirite?? SMGH
At first I was like: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENDLESS SUFFERING BEYOND MY BEING”
Then I was like: “Xylophones huh, hmm okay…”
And now I’m on a one way ticket to salvation, thanks Axel!
As an undead with a bit more meat on my bones than most, I had just about given up on be smote by virtuous crusaders. I'm sure plenty of you know there's a tendency to just run past us zombies because of our profane tenacity and slow speed. Thanks to Axel Grind's courses, however, I've rededicated myself and started training as a cross-country runner. Soon enough those paladins will be saying "ugh one second I've gotta deal with this guy" on their way to kill my Boss. Thanks, Axel
Oh my God FINALLY, I can't TELL you how often this happens to me, now I'll know what to do!
As a necromancer, Axle Grind has really taught me how to encourage my skeletons to live their un-life to the fullest. Thanks Axel Grind
All jokes aside, your work is genuinely inspiring, Mr. Select.
VS: "You're broke, you're lonely, and you just recently died."
Me, sitting up in my coffin: "Well shit, 1 out of 3 isn't that bad."
As someone who had recently been deceased, I found that being an archer was real easy I found out that pulling arrows out of thin air felt pretty natural after the learning curve. Safe to say I darn spooked the party's wizard before being smitten by their Paladin. 10/10 would recommend to my fellow undead.
Thanks for the glowing endorsement ❤️ stay spooky my friend!!
Damn, I never thought I'd see anyone recognize the unique grind of being an earth bound skeleton. Feels good to be seen. I've already emailed you about booking a session. This is my year man...
Looking forward to creating a unique plan to make you your best skeleton self 🫡🌹
the background music 0:42-1:42 is very chill, lovely choice ♥
Never have I seen a man so dedicated to his work that he would make such frequent uploads for his viewers with such high quality.
I love the content you post, as it reminds me that if I tried enough I could one day create something great that could then inspire more to do
the same thing.
Can't wait to see all the future things that you post. It's always nice to know that whether it be in a week or a month a high quality video will
be posted for our enjoyment.
Evolving as always your content keeps on getting better through all the time that passes. Never let the slow trickle of progress of
subscribers slow you down because you will always have a dedicated base of people who love all the videos you post and who could
never ask anything more than what you already do.
!
I'll be the envy of the grave when I am the first of my undead village to get smote! Thank you Axel Grind. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off. eternal salvation awaits!!!!
That “I’ll tell ya” had big Tim Heidecker vibes
I'm not a skeleton yet, but I feel like this guide will really get me out of a pickle when the time comes. It's always nice to be prepared.
Outstanding. If you truly do leave after 2023 it will be a huge loss.
This was genuinely a 10/10 sketch! Keep up the great work!
But doesn't playing the xylophone or doing a funny dance risk endearing yourself to the paladin, and having him make you into a sidekick bard named Sir Dreadbones, taking you on an adventure to slay the wizard lord and thereby lengthening your mortal suffering?
Love the whimsical comedy, and that you took the time to make that website link redirect to your patreon!
This is so creative. Also “No Bones About It” killed me
I HAVE to know how the skeleton was animated. There's just something about his whimsical spirit that gets to me
this is a certified value select classic
No Bones About It literally saved my life, thank you Axel
Another sketch hit out of the park.
I love the sheer worldbuilding with this one
Very relatable
The straight delivery of "you've recently died" caught me so off guard 😂. Excellent video as always
The truck commercial guitar solo really sold me on this one fellas. Now I own far too many copies of No Bones About It and it's my soul personality trait. Thanks Axel Grind
I love wiggling in a mischievous manner.
Saw you on the biggest problem. great guest. Your content is quality.
Thanks for not killing yourself 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
Before I tried these tips I was wallowing in my grave for all eternity, but now i feel like I can really go out there and haunt some villagers who will find a local cleric to banish me
holy fuck his production quality just never stops getting better
We're all just skeletons in training.
One day, we'll make it to the big show.
I hear the fish King is hiring skelle boys for all sorts of work
It actually upsets me how slept on this channel is.
I just started some lessons on ribcage playing. Thanks for the motivation!
Normally you have to pay for knowledge like this 🙏🙏
This is the the reason the Internet was invented. High quality content like this
So true, thanks for the help Mr Select
You are the most underrated person on this website, you'll have millions of subs soon.
If I already got Mr. DND SESSIONS, I consider that enough!!! Thanks my brother!
Dead bros... You *HAVE* to put in that werk, son!
*Hashtag 5am, Hashtag Ghost o'Clock, Hashtag Thickbones, Hashtag Millions, Hashtag No Whining, Hashtag Kill't different!*
Most iconic outros of this century
You know it G 🌹 hope you’re enjoying the channel!!!
@@ValueSelectTV Verily 🎩🌹
My soul can finally be at peace! Incredible tips!
Wow these tips are very helpful, before this I would just sit alone wailing in my crypt all day long, but now I can take my afterlife into my own hands and continue off onto the path to my own salvation, thanks!
underappreciated as always. dont go, mr select. we need you now more than ever
As usual, the video went in directions I DID NOT EXPECT.
I don’t know why I even bother having expectations, knowing that VS will subvert them every time.
The stock music 😂 so good! Always so funny
Sir, your vibes are contagious! 😂 That stock music, undisputedly hilarious, right, brother?
@@ValueSelectTV apologizing for the delay! But indubitably so, nothing causes a chuckle like music free of charge
We don't deserve this quality of value
this is actually really wholesome, memes and humor aside.
High praise my brother 🌹
Damn, these are some good tips. Imma take off the G from the graveyard sign.
There is a distinct need for skeleton archers in the dungeon economy
wow very eye-opening video! the graveyard keeper told us to not form a union of undead workers, because it would somehow lower our social status and likability which in turn make an exorcism less interesting for the large exorcism agencies out there. He would promise me that I could become junior cursed soul manager at our graveyard in a couple more decades, if we just worked harder instead of unionizing, but I see now, that he is just playing us against each other. I will start learning to exorcise at a local community sanctuary and provide absolution to the less fortunate undead as a non-profit. Thank you for remindingus to grind smarter not harder :)
fuck dude you rock. all the way up to the outro groove, everything, god bless
I needed this
This is the best channel on youtube!
Clever thing you did with that sigmaskeleton website there. :D
Another great vid!!! Keep these up!!!
Thanks for the tips
Wow, the skeletons from corpse bride must've taken this class
this is so delightful
Thank you Axel Grind! With all your tips I've recently bought my first bike, now I terrorize peasants wandering near brazilian cemeteries as a prank for a famous TV show.
I thought this was bullcrap until he mentioned the recently deceased part. I really have recently died!!!! So I tried his advice and became a xylophone player. Lo and behold, now I am a recently smited bonyman!!! Thanks Axel Grind!!!!!
Before this video I didn't realize I was an Animate Skeleton but everything makes more sense now!
He don’t miss
finally someone speaking to the tortured spirits that tararize the living world as animate skeletons like me
TWO HUNNY?? 💯💯
WOOOOOOW 🤩👏👏👏👊🤘✌️🤙
After the president finally allowed me to finish serving my life sentence (heh) I'm so glad axel can help me have the afterlife I've always dreamed of
This is so freaking good 😂❤
Thank you brother
I am broke and lonely this was helpful
Honestly this was way too funny. Im gonna miss the short sketches when the year ends 😔
Thank you, Mr. Grind. This information has made my bones stronger than any calcium juice I've stolen out of a random nobleman's refrigerator. I'm definitely gonna tell my other recently deceased skelebretheren about you!
I love this so much
This is perfect :)
The "peace" was missing a preceding "rest in".
The woke wizards of cancel culture trying to get me for that too 🤦
Xylophone was good
No bones about it.
This really tickled my funny bone
Glad to hear it G 😂❤️
first backing track is "APPETIZERS THAT DON'T PLAY BY THE RULES, THAT'S RIGHT, WE FRIED AN ONION. NOW AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS"
Don't be the skeleton that has to be slain for the hero to progress within the depths, be the skeleton that has to be slain for the hero to fulfill their my mission. Become a leader among skeletons; in the afterlife, no skeleton would know who us the rightful leader. Take that leadership role; ascend to tactician, strategist, warrior. Obtain armor to protect your bones and intimidate your foes. Obtain the power to speak despite no vocal chords, and if not possible, attempt to cackle. All heroes fear a cackling skull. Finally, give yourself some lore to boot, your lore is your canvas and you are free to paint a story that gives haunting fear to those around you.
Remember, you could be dull in real life but that don't mean you can't fake it in the next!
Wow! I Just learned a skele-TON of information for free! I can't wait to subscribe to new BFT's (Bone-Fibrous-Tibeas), since I've heard they make a KILLING. Although, I've been running my unique side-hustle of R.L. Stein book cover modeling rn, but work's gone bone-dry (no pun intended) in recent years. *Nehehehehehe. *(Fridge Keeper laugh)
I'm so glad that when I die I can get right back on the grind
Thank you Axel, my death shall not be without results.
incredible
💀 no bones about it, this one's a winner! 👍
How did you do that skeleton thing? These effects 😮
Bookmarking this 💀
I can't believe all this time I was persuing the path of the Skeleton Knight, when I should have gone archer. Salvation here I come.
Subtitle of book for those who couldn't catch it as it vanished into the void of time that comes for us all:
Or How to Thrust Your Fist out of the Shallow Grave that is Procrastination!
Holy fuck I want this to be a whole series
Brother, series is brewing.🎵
Banger vid!
That voice 💯
What the hell was I thinking?
Vinnie is the best, and you know it too
We all know this!
Axel grind sounds like someone on Skate 3
I would love to hear a comedy song on school shooting. Help me with dark comedy, to deal with the anxiety and fear of death from going back to my high school.
Exelent
Thank you Axel!
what substance do you use to come up with these videos good sir?
This is the exact advice that guys (and by "guys" I mean skeletons) should be listening to these days. 10/10 would recommend to my skeleton brothers.
Peace.
I just saw, 200k LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he's GAINING TRACKTION
Still no million subs :(
Why are you so underrated, it pains my soul
I haven't told anyone that I died, how did you know?