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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2017
  • House decides Wilson needs a bit of pep in his life so he slips a couple amphetamine pills into his coffee.
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  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 4 роки тому +14172

    "I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
    Are you sure it's not lupus?

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen 4 роки тому +61

      Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 4 роки тому +101

      Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen 4 роки тому +17

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

    • @meowdy3490
      @meowdy3490 4 роки тому +77

      Its never lupus!

    • @jartmd
      @jartmd 4 роки тому +5

      Meowdy you beat me to it

  • @aaronvector4750
    @aaronvector4750 2 роки тому +9735

    "I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

    • @morfeyy-
      @morfeyy- Рік тому +132

      foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing"
      wilson: "house... you've tanned"

    • @Maweena
      @Maweena Рік тому +42

      Speeeed 🤗

    • @Holder_25
      @Holder_25 Рік тому +6

      That's right

    • @Crowswing19
      @Crowswing19 Рік тому +24

      It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

    • @lunaticxyz9999
      @lunaticxyz9999 11 місяців тому +12

      Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 2 роки тому +4613

    "You dosed me!"
    "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me"
    lol always gets me

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 9 місяців тому +52

      House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 9 місяців тому +18

      It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

    • @cix9420
      @cix9420 8 місяців тому +15

      @@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

    • @greenbareet
      @greenbareet 26 днів тому +2

      @@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

  • @TonyPerez816
    @TonyPerez816 2 роки тому +3363

    Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan 9 місяців тому +46

      lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c 3 місяці тому +16

      this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Місяць тому +6

      The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

  • @gloomyblackfur399
    @gloomyblackfur399 4 роки тому +21504

    "You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

    • @princesurein7275
      @princesurein7275 4 роки тому +959

      He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 3 роки тому +81

      👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

    • @freshpulp112
      @freshpulp112 3 роки тому +199

      I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

    • @rohan123456ful
      @rohan123456ful 3 роки тому +134

      Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph 3 роки тому +66

      That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

  • @RightfootWestHam
    @RightfootWestHam 4 роки тому +4288

    "Im late for a ... breast thing"

    • @lockedontarget770
      @lockedontarget770 3 роки тому +137

      Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

    • @thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504
      @thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504 3 роки тому +18

      No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 2 роки тому +11

      @@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504 the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

    • @SmilingExecutioner
      @SmilingExecutioner 2 місяці тому

      I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

  • @KyanosBFF
    @KyanosBFF 3 роки тому +7532

    His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 роки тому +3449

    Love how Wilson was *IMMEDITAELY* suspicious about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take the one off his desk and not the one House was holding

    • @TheOfficialDjProduct
      @TheOfficialDjProduct Рік тому +126

      House could of easily put it in both coffees. Ya know, like a Princess Bride thing. Except it's more that House doesn't care, not that he's immune.

    • @mysterygirl30011
      @mysterygirl30011 Рік тому +9

      Yea, suite the bluff

    • @doomedbringer
      @doomedbringer 10 місяців тому +7

      except should have known something was up and that house would expect him to spike the coffee not being offered because house never buys so much as a coffee for anyone

    • @tomb816
      @tomb816 7 місяців тому +8

      @@TheOfficialDjProduct "Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"

    • @DeadFishFactory
      @DeadFishFactory 6 місяців тому

      And House likely doesn't care which one he takes. If Wilson just took the cup that was handed to him, then House gets free amphetamines, so he wins either way.

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic
    @TheFlair4thedramatic 4 роки тому +30537

    I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

    • @tsmitz8184
      @tsmitz8184 4 роки тому +1060

      It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 4 роки тому +21

      Xxx

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 4 роки тому +13

      Xxx

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 4 роки тому +550

      @@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

    • @rehaniftikhar3266
      @rehaniftikhar3266 4 роки тому

      0000

  • @ramiyanes8607
    @ramiyanes8607 4 роки тому +21401

    “A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!”
    -Dr. House

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 роки тому +48

      *you work

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 роки тому +268

      @@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem 4 роки тому +197

      @@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

    • @meleardil
      @meleardil 4 роки тому +85

      Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 4 роки тому +13

      @@EmperorRahem
      Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

  • @cybellekaehler4627
    @cybellekaehler4627 3 роки тому +358

    therapy: expensive
    the wilson on speed scene: free

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots 2 роки тому +685

    I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 11 місяців тому +64

      1. Mops up his fault
      2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite
      3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

    • @justthememelordsnextdoor9120
      @justthememelordsnextdoor9120 8 місяців тому

      I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

    • @Inkspeckle
      @Inkspeckle 5 місяців тому +17

      also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

    • @Nimish204
      @Nimish204 4 місяці тому

      Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

  • @limvoux
    @limvoux 4 роки тому +12369

    "AHA, YOU YAWNED!"
    *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"*
    I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

  • @blucheez19
    @blucheez19 5 років тому +15806

    I bought you an espresso
    *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

    • @moodlampActual
      @moodlampActual 5 років тому +420

      Didn't even notice lol

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 4 роки тому +504

      Stuff like that made the show great lol

    • @daltonlynch2248
      @daltonlynch2248 4 роки тому +24

      That's me as a boss xD

    • @ThashaPN12
      @ThashaPN12 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @The_Stray
      @The_Stray 4 роки тому +133

      I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

  • @w-ols-7199
    @w-ols-7199 Рік тому +337

    This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan 9 місяців тому +2

      you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.35 4 місяці тому +51

    3:56
    "Ah ha, you yawned"
    "AH HUH, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME"

  • @drakon6878
    @drakon6878 5 років тому +14100

    Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup*
    Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

    • @bluemartian9
      @bluemartian9 5 років тому +383

      YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

    • @Behemoth_Rogue
      @Behemoth_Rogue 4 роки тому +218

      My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

    • @ngossett75
      @ngossett75 4 роки тому +336

      They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

    • @reyyoung7767
      @reyyoung7767 4 роки тому +156

      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 4 роки тому +76

      God I love you people

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 4 роки тому +11225

    Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

    • @Lord_Cynrik
      @Lord_Cynrik 4 роки тому +998

      House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

    • @ECW5320
      @ECW5320 3 роки тому +278

      @@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

    • @underdude9818
      @underdude9818 3 роки тому +373

      Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

    • @Pyan3z
      @Pyan3z 3 роки тому +689

      Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

    • @AngelMendoza-um8pm
      @AngelMendoza-um8pm 3 роки тому +36

      He didn't realize it yet

  • @nathananderson7962
    @nathananderson7962 Рік тому +155

    The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

    • @agentseptember7185
      @agentseptember7185 7 місяців тому +3

      They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

    • @nathananderson7962
      @nathananderson7962 7 місяців тому +7

      @@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

    • @HolySeven-sk2hf
      @HolySeven-sk2hf 6 місяців тому

      Which Episode is this ?

    • @flyaround312
      @flyaround312 7 днів тому

      ​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

  • @yahiadib8424
    @yahiadib8424 3 роки тому +151

    "you know he wants you"
    "you know he's good"
    "you know he can make you good"
    "I don't know what I'm saying"
    "you know what I'm saying"
    I wish he spent more time on this dose

  • @youtubenerd7898
    @youtubenerd7898 5 років тому +13622

    “I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

    • @damirjelic7594
      @damirjelic7594 4 роки тому +27

      I cahf taljmy

    • @youtubenerd7898
      @youtubenerd7898 4 роки тому +69

      Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

    • @damirjelic7594
      @damirjelic7594 4 роки тому +100

      I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

    • @youtubenerd7898
      @youtubenerd7898 4 роки тому +17

      Damir Jelic oh

    • @lauralebel
      @lauralebel 4 роки тому +42

      Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

  • @fawkes6352
    @fawkes6352 5 років тому +3955

    "And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time."
    House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

    • @lizziearnold9819
      @lizziearnold9819 4 роки тому +78

      Princess Bride vibes 💙

    • @ooin_otaku4282
      @ooin_otaku4282 4 роки тому +15

      @@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 роки тому +56

      The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

    • @BassRacerx
      @BassRacerx 4 роки тому +6

      it's call ADHD lmao

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 2 роки тому

      @@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

  • @goodnight4u
    @goodnight4u 2 роки тому +309

    I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething 2 роки тому +26

      Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them.
      .
      That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

    • @goodnight4u
      @goodnight4u 2 роки тому +33

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

    • @saifblade
      @saifblade Рік тому +5

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

    • @willcoffarchives
      @willcoffarchives Рік тому +4

      ​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk 7 місяців тому

      I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

  • @haleymurphy885
    @haleymurphy885 Рік тому +69

    "i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 4 роки тому +6042

    *”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”*
    ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

  • @JDMatthias
    @JDMatthias 4 роки тому +6830

    The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

    • @RiteshSingh-po7tm
      @RiteshSingh-po7tm 2 роки тому +649

      Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis Рік тому +322

      Yes, she’s an adorable character

    • @beanshady
      @beanshady Рік тому

      She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Рік тому

      J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Рік тому +125

      @@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

  • @ibrahimjaved5574
    @ibrahimjaved5574 10 місяців тому +40

    I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

  • @danieloconnell3139
    @danieloconnell3139 2 роки тому +130

    Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

  • @HaloLvl43Legit
    @HaloLvl43Legit 3 роки тому +18416

    Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

    • @Summertimeislife
      @Summertimeislife 3 роки тому +580

      Your pic scared me for a sec

    • @BIGDDrome
      @BIGDDrome 3 роки тому +384

      You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

    • @hunterthomson2012
      @hunterthomson2012 3 роки тому +2085

      @@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

    • @anhnhvn
      @anhnhvn 3 роки тому +1065

      @@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

    • @totoro-chan7700
      @totoro-chan7700 3 роки тому +149

      Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

  • @ReflectionEternal2
    @ReflectionEternal2 5 років тому +9163

    Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!"
    House: "Only because you didn't trust me!"
    I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

    • @damat9607
      @damat9607 4 роки тому +63

      If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

    • @ShimSladyBrand
      @ShimSladyBrand 4 роки тому +3

      damat 960 right

    • @EmeraldCrocodil
      @EmeraldCrocodil 4 роки тому +22

      @@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

    • @sabinatsang
      @sabinatsang 4 роки тому +12

      The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

    • @kheperasekmet5197
      @kheperasekmet5197 4 роки тому

      Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

  • @user-il1db4fr6t
    @user-il1db4fr6t Рік тому +102

    His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

  • @MrBLOODSPLAT
    @MrBLOODSPLAT 2 роки тому +41

    I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

  • @maestrobjwa90
    @maestrobjwa90 5 років тому +10972

    I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 4 роки тому +801

      He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy 4 роки тому +66

      He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy 4 роки тому +82

      Oh wait nevermind xD

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 4 роки тому +184

      That was a gum dust my dear.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 4 роки тому +104

      I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

  • @alexmaster99100
    @alexmaster99100 5 років тому +4779

    "I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr 2 роки тому +110

    Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

  • @jts12fan
    @jts12fan 2 роки тому +30

    2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

  • @jovivh6584
    @jovivh6584 3 роки тому +5149

    “That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive”
    That joke didn’t age well

    • @vanerek
      @vanerek 2 роки тому +199

      Well... It was more than the six weeks

    • @fernandoiidetaboada9240
      @fernandoiidetaboada9240 2 роки тому +69

      That was the point of the joke

    • @VicRibeiro777
      @VicRibeiro777 2 роки тому +34

      @Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

    • @Para1122
      @Para1122 2 роки тому +218

      @@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

    • @akiraic
      @akiraic 2 роки тому +88

      he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

  • @PrenticeNeto
    @PrenticeNeto 6 років тому +4799

    Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 5 років тому +53

      The "dafuq?" face XD

    • @Gold6240
      @Gold6240 5 років тому +65

      @@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 5 років тому +15

      Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 5 років тому +14

      "Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

    • @samuelshearer8686
      @samuelshearer8686 5 років тому +1

      Vicky Stark Aa

  • @matthewmontgomery6885
    @matthewmontgomery6885 Рік тому +26

    Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 2 роки тому +21

    Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

  • @ADunleavy
    @ADunleavy 3 роки тому +1513

    Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 2 роки тому +73

      There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 2 роки тому +79

      Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 2 роки тому +3

      @@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 2 роки тому

      @@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

    • @websterri
      @websterri Рік тому +23

      @@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

  • @matthewbradley3395
    @matthewbradley3395 4 роки тому +2110

    "I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

    • @SirTreehugger
      @SirTreehugger 4 роки тому +71

      You surely have a dizzying intellect.

    • @VTXHobbies
      @VTXHobbies 4 роки тому +64

      Wait till I get going!

    • @keeganmckristlly3234
      @keeganmckristlly3234 3 роки тому +57

      Where was I...
      Australia.
      Yes, Australia....

    • @knopflerfan9069
      @knopflerfan9069 3 роки тому +6

      lol that was my thought watching that part too

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 3 роки тому +19

      @Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me
      Your just stalling now
      You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

  • @jonrenielnorca9221
    @jonrenielnorca9221 2 роки тому +36

    I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

  • @sweetolbrew1724
    @sweetolbrew1724 Рік тому +24

    Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

  • @madhushrutimukherjee
    @madhushrutimukherjee 3 роки тому +1368

    I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

    • @Divergent_Integral
      @Divergent_Integral 2 роки тому +30

      I almost can't believe House and Bertie Wooster are played by the same actor.

    • @OBL3D
      @OBL3D Рік тому +2

      @@Divergent_Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

  • @jlodog
    @jlodog 4 роки тому +3670

    "I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up"
    *Now give me your Vicodin*

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 4 роки тому +76

      The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

    • @andrewwitham8493
      @andrewwitham8493 4 роки тому +10

      Ironic ay? 😂

    • @jeffbrownme2
      @jeffbrownme2 4 роки тому +116

      Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

    • @tsetsgiindelbee1340
      @tsetsgiindelbee1340 4 роки тому +9

      @@jeffbrownme2 yep

    • @jawadmohad333
      @jawadmohad333 4 роки тому

      😭

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 2 роки тому +18

    I love how it shows Wilson tapping his leg rapidly, as the first indication.

  • @star..boy_
    @star..boy_ Рік тому +14

    “i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

  • @CoCantz
    @CoCantz 6 років тому +3061

    3:46 "You dont know my medical history"
    Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 5 років тому +6

      lmao

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 років тому +39

      Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd 5 років тому +2

      Don’t*

    • @comeoncarl5616
      @comeoncarl5616 5 років тому +1

      @@John-en4vd don't*

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd 5 років тому

      Stereotypical UA-cam Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 5 років тому +9696

    Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

  • @nawtmyrealnamelol
    @nawtmyrealnamelol Рік тому +9

    0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

  • @DocWyldeCard
    @DocWyldeCard 2 роки тому +37

    No matter how many times I watch this, it never fails to make me laugh.
    Best. Subplot. EVER. In this show.

  • @samgeurdi6351
    @samgeurdi6351 6 років тому +4703

    He's so smart even diseases bores him.

    • @nonexist7386
      @nonexist7386 4 роки тому +8

      Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

    • @genleeman
      @genleeman 4 роки тому +23

      JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

    • @baghousetechnician9815
      @baghousetechnician9815 4 роки тому

      @@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

    • @BethFlower7889
      @BethFlower7889 4 роки тому

      Bore**

    • @mkatebeasley
      @mkatebeasley 4 роки тому

      I think they’re boring in general

  • @h0ctApmoingay
    @h0ctApmoingay 4 роки тому +3830

    Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

    • @wolf2468
      @wolf2468 3 роки тому +376

      bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl
      Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

    • @Nanyael
      @Nanyael 3 роки тому +24

      Love you, girl

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 3 роки тому +93

      Cause you have underlying daddy issues

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 3 роки тому +137

      I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

    • @revenge856
      @revenge856 3 роки тому +10

      Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

  • @SpaghettiMaker
    @SpaghettiMaker Рік тому +7

    "You don't know my medical history," Wilson, you know house, he certainly does

  • @OrangePony75
    @OrangePony75 2 роки тому +11

    1:10 can’t get past the idea that those cups are empty.

  • @alecmueller3299
    @alecmueller3299 4 роки тому +1253

    Wilsons reaction at the end
    "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

    • @garrettreish5644
      @garrettreish5644 3 роки тому +173

      He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

    • @lindasmith6316
      @lindasmith6316 3 роки тому +7

      @@garrettreish5644 LOL!

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 3 роки тому +7

      I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 2 роки тому +8

      @@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him.
      Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

    • @dustinbenzel8704
      @dustinbenzel8704 2 роки тому +4

      @@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

  • @blackfyre9559
    @blackfyre9559 3 роки тому +734

    "Aha,you yawned!"
    "Aha... you tried to kil me"
    Gets me everytime🤣🤣

    • @morbius1273
      @morbius1273 3 роки тому +4

      I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

    • @country_flyboy
      @country_flyboy 2 роки тому +2

      @@morbius1273 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

  • @evanjazzista
    @evanjazzista 2 роки тому +23

    RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

  • @Crowald
    @Crowald 5 років тому +5236

    All jokes aside,
    Girl getting the exam was absurdly hot.

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 років тому +37

      I disagree

    • @rwalper
      @rwalper 5 років тому +559

      She wasn't even sweating, the doctor was.

    • @gameismyhobby
      @gameismyhobby 4 роки тому +73

      @@fashionsuckman4652 Why though? 😂

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 4 роки тому +24

      @@gameismyhobby i though she was very unattractive

    • @gkobosable
      @gkobosable 4 роки тому +322

      Her name is Shonda Farr

  • @Lone_Wolf91
    @Lone_Wolf91 6 років тому +7668

    Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone.
    Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

    • @DeuPKay
      @DeuPKay 6 років тому +189

      No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 6 років тому +326

      I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

    • @youseff500
      @youseff500 6 років тому +60

      Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 6 років тому +119

      youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 6 років тому +13

      Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

  • @gregoryhouse7208
    @gregoryhouse7208 2 роки тому +8

    “I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on speeeed”. -James Wilson

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed 8 місяців тому +10

    The fact that House knew Wilson would take the other coffee instead of the one he held out was genius. 😂

  • @MOBHouse
    @MOBHouse 6 років тому +7242

    miss this show so much

    • @annubis1912
      @annubis1912 6 років тому +90

      And netflix removed it from their library :(

    • @2012isRonPaul
      @2012isRonPaul 6 років тому +9

      as much as a testicle tumour

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 6 років тому +4

      I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

    • @starbug1898
      @starbug1898 6 років тому +6

      Watch The Good Doctor
      It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

    • @wlee9888
      @wlee9888 6 років тому

      Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

  • @piesho
    @piesho 6 років тому +1831

    How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees?
    I have big hands. This is your coffee.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 6 років тому +7

      Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

    • @AhsanRabeet
      @AhsanRabeet 6 років тому +11

      A tray?

    • @iGuy28
      @iGuy28 6 років тому +20

      ....he explains it... *in the video*

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 6 років тому +25

      "I stacked them"

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 5 років тому +6

      "i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

  • @wordtothewise9723
    @wordtothewise9723 2 роки тому +12

    "You dosed me!"
    "Y...Yes I did. But only because you didn't trust me!"

  • @pmarreck
    @pmarreck 2 роки тому +11

    Can we just appreciate that House is so good at calculation and knows Wilson so well that he knew to offer the OTHER cup first?

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 3 роки тому +747

    "You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good."
    Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity.
    No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 2 роки тому +18

      ...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

    • @millicentchuyin6763
      @millicentchuyin6763 2 роки тому +10

      @@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 2 роки тому +6

      @@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

  • @hakurei06
    @hakurei06 3 роки тому +397

    Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist.
    Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 3 роки тому +5

      tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

    • @guuhs
      @guuhs Рік тому +1

      He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

    • @shelbypictureslimited4621
      @shelbypictureslimited4621 Рік тому +6

      He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 2 місяці тому

      Wilson was goin to stroke

  • @00ammy00
    @00ammy00 2 роки тому +6

    "I STACKED them."
    Why does that line crack me up😆

  • @flatbxtch6141
    @flatbxtch6141 Рік тому +18

    Why is wilson the most adorable and precious character ❤

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 5 років тому +1665

    “Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”.
    Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +107

      The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

    • @bakabiru2519
      @bakabiru2519 4 роки тому +41

      the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor.
      Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer 3 роки тому +6

      @@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 роки тому +9

      @@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

    • @Ridisword
      @Ridisword 3 роки тому +1

      @@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

  • @Avinakayjoon
    @Avinakayjoon 6 років тому +647

    "aha you yawned"
    "aha you tried to kill me"
    god I miss them 😂

  • @davidoshaughnessy2074
    @davidoshaughnessy2074 Рік тому +5

    This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

  • @Scarecrow545
    @Scarecrow545 2 роки тому +29

    He gave him speed mixed in an /espresso/. Wilson should have had a heart attack lol.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 2 роки тому +6

      With a heart rate of 185, I'm surprised he didn't. Assuming Wilson's in his early 40s, that's about the limit for what the heart can do.

  • @ac4th371
    @ac4th371 4 роки тому +684

    House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

  • @oli2328
    @oli2328 4 роки тому +245

    House: I bought you an espresso.
    Wilson: checks wallet

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +4

      Friendship goals

    • @oli2328
      @oli2328 4 роки тому +1

      @@branlopgar ikr

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 2 місяці тому

      I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 Рік тому +9

    I love that House knew Wilson wouldn't take the cup he offered so he spiked the other one

  • @ryanmdlowe
    @ryanmdlowe Рік тому +8

    God I love this show. These shorts always make me laugh too. This is a great episode regardless, but its the the little things that matter. When House tells Wilson he bought him an expresso. The way Wilson checks for his wallet kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Elfaia
    @Elfaia 6 років тому +5443

    Can't tell if the girl was into him or creeping out.

  • @babybachelor9287
    @babybachelor9287 4 роки тому +891

    "Or you have cerebral tumor, and you have 6 weeks to live"
    the irony.

    • @wabi_sabi52
      @wabi_sabi52 4 роки тому +6

      irony?

    • @aaarjs
      @aaarjs 4 роки тому +91

      @@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

    • @arij_chappell3273
      @arij_chappell3273 4 роки тому +44

      Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

    • @TheDJGrandPa
      @TheDJGrandPa 4 роки тому +4

      @@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 4 роки тому +13

      Foreshadowing much?

  • @chadhiggins7171
    @chadhiggins7171 2 роки тому +7

    I've never seen such an accurate portrayal of how someone on speed acts before.

  • @Inkspeckle
    @Inkspeckle 2 місяці тому +1

    i love how many tiny things there are in this scene that perfectly communicate the type of relationship wilson and house have.
    - the first thing wilson does when house said he bought him coffee is to check if his wallet is still there.
    - wilson tries to catch house in a lie about getting the two coffees together by asking how he carried them both when he needs one hand for his cane. house anticipated this and gives him the "i stacked them" answer. wilson is still suspicious but placated
    - wilson goes for the coffee house *didnt* offer him.
    - house expected this too. which is why he offered the non-drugged one
    - when wilson notices his resting heartrate being way too high his first thought isn't this may be a normal medical issue. even when drugged he IMMEDIATELY puts two and two together and figures out what happened.
    - and lets not forget the fact that house dosed his best friend (who was on active clinic duty!) with amphetamines just to prove a point
    - wilson's reaction being more like someone who gets annoyed that their housemate never uses coasters when anyone else would have called the police

  • @TondaViewPL
    @TondaViewPL 6 років тому +1764

    Such a good actor!

    • @Onedayilbeok
      @Onedayilbeok 6 років тому +126

      Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

    • @WOLFSUPERSTAR
      @WOLFSUPERSTAR 5 років тому +2

      1K liker :)

    • @shahramnv8743
      @shahramnv8743 4 роки тому

      @@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

  • @ZeroSteel45
    @ZeroSteel45 6 років тому +5030

    its such a same its not on netflix anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V 6 років тому +52

      ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

    • @genkers
      @genkers 6 років тому +132

      how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V 6 років тому +60

      genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

    • @wiiplayxbox360
      @wiiplayxbox360 6 років тому +87

      I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

    • @genkers
      @genkers 6 років тому +29

      you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

  • @thedman623
    @thedman623 Рік тому +6

    The fact that he offered not spiked one from the get go shows how brilliant he is.

  • @gunkain
    @gunkain 2 роки тому +3

    "It's personal"
    "How long its been personal?"
    "IT'S PERSONAL!"

  • @Three-Headed-Monkey
    @Three-Headed-Monkey 6 років тому +810

    Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

    • @eyylmao5370
      @eyylmao5370 6 років тому +197

      3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 5 років тому +51

      He probably dosed both

  • @MrSkinnyWhale
    @MrSkinnyWhale 5 років тому +343

    "I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 4 місяці тому +1

    "I bought you an espresso"
    *Immediately check back pocket for wallet* lol

    • @rwwilson21
      @rwwilson21 4 місяці тому

      that is a nice little detail.

  • @stephengonzalez6517
    @stephengonzalez6517 2 роки тому +4

    Lmao the jaw movements while putting the label,Wilson was geeked out

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 5 років тому +323

    “You don’t know my medical history!”
    Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry 6 років тому +462

    "I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

    • @mandeloo9404
      @mandeloo9404 6 років тому +2

      TheGoldcountry no it's not.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 6 років тому +3

      Mande Loo Yes it is.

    • @GoldViolinFlutist
      @GoldViolinFlutist 6 років тому

      What was in there?

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 5 років тому +2

      GoldViolinFlutist urine

    • @vsr9105
      @vsr9105 4 роки тому

      Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

  • @randomshittutorials
    @randomshittutorials 7 місяців тому +2

    I always loved the combo of:
    _"Little heart attack aint gonna kill you"_
    _AHA!.. You tried to kill me!"_
    _I'm not on anti depressants I'm on SPEEEEEED."_

  • @akhil__dev
    @akhil__dev Рік тому +12

    He's such an awesome actor.
    The face when he said "you dosed me" 🤣

  • @anukritisinha2646
    @anukritisinha2646 3 роки тому +152

    0:38 always kills me xD
    Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

  • @taiwanesestandardtime3388
    @taiwanesestandardtime3388 4 роки тому +323

    "I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

  • @zumanahaseen6657
    @zumanahaseen6657 2 роки тому +1

    I am starting to think how often he spikes drinks given he just casually has a mortar and pestle on standby

  • @backstagesound6865
    @backstagesound6865 11 місяців тому +5

    "I don't know what I'm saying."
    "YOU know what I'm saying."
    "And you know I'm right."
    Most speedball thing he could've said 😂

  • @jokerinthebronx
    @jokerinthebronx 6 років тому +538

    NEVER trust House when he's doing something nice. Wilson shouldn't have gone within a MILE of that coffee. I miss these two. That episode in Season 8 where House helps Wilson take massive chemo to try and cure his cancer really showed how much House truly does care about Wilson. What he did for him in that episode is hardcore friendship. I only have one or two homeboys I'd risk killing in my apartment if they asked me.

    • @argonwheatbelly637
      @argonwheatbelly637 5 років тому +26

      House and Wilson work, because Achilles and Patroclus worked, and Alexander and Hephaestion worked. It's classic: one soul in two bodies.

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 років тому +9

      Especially since he took the time to make a video for Wilson while he was passed out for wen Wilson went back to work... He knew Wilson would need a pick me up & saw the perfect opportunity while he was also helping wilson

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 5 років тому +6

      House and Wilson is the greatest bromance in modern tv history and possibly due to toxic misandry i.e toxic feminism it would probably not be allowed.

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 років тому +2

      @@wendyokoopa7048 well ofc… a man going about being the best at what he does, & mocking everyone equally would not be ok... if you're a man, &/or mock women, you're automatically deemed a misogynistic nazi

    • @mohamadmahmoud6926
      @mohamadmahmoud6926 4 роки тому +7

      Tony Mirabella Wilson is the only true person house loved. Well he loved cuddy but the goddamn writers fucked him out of his happiness there.