[Vinesauce] Joel - Cooking Simulator ( Part 1 )
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Ham hockey
Date streamed: 25 Jan , 2020
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Imagine being at a restaurant and you see Joel in the back of the kitchen grilling your food directly on the stovetop trying to flip with a knife lmao
Or curling with a potato and a mop
Breaking about 4 plates in one hour.
And then you realize why it was called Big Gamer Restaurant
Digital Gamer is heidiwiebehsiwjebeijwjwisiwo iwiruewuuwowuw I like to be your friends and you are all the best friend you can
@@colemashewske3704 what
Joel forgetting the word Lid and calling it a "Pot Hat" is the highlight of my YEAR
Honestly, highlight of the decade.
That and "water thing" aka Sink
moose He’s like a real life Skwisgaar
Food libraries.
fuuuuuuck off!
@Captain Imperialism
Exactly,
He is very Skwisgaar
Vinny: sets the kitchen on fire
Joel: POTATO CURLING
Rev: cooking with rev
Vinny: Noodles in Bucket
Joel: Noodles in Bucket
Rev, Vinny and Joel preparing food in one kitchen.
Rev: okay guys, since Vinny blew up his own kitchen, I will be the chief and he will bring me the ingredients.
Joel: what about me?
Rev: you can look at Vinny and make sure he doesn't blow up anything again.
Yes
Joel needs to play this alongside with a BBQ Pit Boys video and trying to recreate the recipe - Bob Ross style
Barbecue Shoes: *Off*
Vinny: Deep fry the butane tank and try to set the kitchen on fire.
Joel: Fight a slice of bread to lay down on the plate and play potato curling
Duality of Man
Vinny: "Joel would be the Swedish chef from muppets, that would be perfect"
*few days later*
Do you remember what video he said that in?
@@cringeconnossieur5370 Think it was his Muppets Inside stream
@@roksdecim8421 yep. You're right. Thanks you!
Cooking simulator exists
Average players: alright here's a burger
Advanced players: here's this fancy roast
One Swedish boi: løøk, de potat go in booket!
WE USE Ö NOT Ø WE CAN'T HAVE UNRELIABLE PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION
@@miltongam5870 öh nø 😲
dont sully the good name of the dano-norweigan alphabet with this swedish heresy
Recipe for Something:
1. Get a pork shoulder and place it on a hot stove without using any utensils
2. While it's cooking, slice it multiple times with a knife without removing the shoulder from the stove
3. Let it cook for about 30 seconds, then pick up one of the shoulder pieces. Do not add salt or pepper - you can instead smear it on the floor for extra flavoring.
4. Cook an orange for 30 seconds, then cut it in half
5. Add the shoulder and half of an orange to a bucket. Then pour in 2L of different kinds of beers, 500mL of barbecue sauce and put in one whole pumpkin
6. Microwave for 2 minutes. Serve hot.
What if my floor has salt and pepper on it?
@@kimgkomg burn the whole building down and start over
@@kimgkomg Put red wine, a lot of red wine
Thank you Florida Man for the recipe
Tbh orange zest pork pieces put into a bucket would not be so bad- Deep fry it too-
I love how it doesn't take 30 minutes for Joel to start playing Curling with the potato.
Joel: "We're gonna make some actual meals."
Joel not even 30 seconds later: **yeets an entire egg into the microwave**
_I Microwaved An Entire Egg Once._
_It Blew Up._
_I Was An Idiot._
Egg doesn't explode.
📣Unrealistic!📣
I got food poisoning just by clicking this video.
Hot dogs wrapped in sandwich bread: the choice of Sad Dads worldwide
or australians
The official Boomers, Wife-beaters and 50 years lonely guys recipe
Never heard of a sausage sizzle?
@@tobuscus2725 Nah, the only one I know is Sausage Sammy
@@WDWatameVirus Must be an Australian only thing then. Because it's pretty popular here
Imagine if this game had a multiplayer and Vinny was playing this with Joel.
Potato curling on fire
Joel keeps pronouncing penne with one n and he's actually saying penis in Italian instead of the name of the pasta
Still yummy.
Well, both in Spanish and Italian! haha.
Congratulations Joel you have attained the cooking level of: single father.
-Steak and barbecued meat
-Deep fried food.
-brown rice
-chicken
-weak noodles
16:50 Joel making the Poverty Dog
Slum Dog c:
"I don't want vertical bread." -Joel 2020
Joel: “Well we cant do pickles..”
*Bubble Bass Left The Chat*
Boi I saw you on Barry's stream
Hamtaro Haruna-137 Lol well this is ironic
Congratulations, you just earned a sub :)
@@crackernuts2503 *big smoke enters the chat*
Big smoke: ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS GET THE DAMN PICKLES, JOEL!
Nothing like trying to watch a Swedish guy throw a chopped up potato in a bucket at almost 1 AM
Like a champ, you say?
Joel: I made eggs and bacon!
Vinny: PROPANE TANKS
I heard "hotdog bucket" and was sold.
Joel: I take pride in my cooking, I'm a pretty good cook guys "I'm a proud cook"
Also Joel: Time to make a bucket of Sketti
>Eating like a "champ"
Y E S P L E A S E
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Vinny has left the chat
I wonder if she would enjoy Joel's sausage... Potato sandwich XD
@@RoseFBN probably
Eat like a champ = eat maclankys and gherkins all day
FRY BITCH, FRY!
Salt is in fact not a spice, it is a mineral and doesn't lose flavor over time like spices do
I feel like a good gamemode for this would be to explore the ruined disaster kitchens of other players and figure out what they were trying to make.
controlling objects in space in this game is like trying to levitate them with an angry magic wand from walmart
His laughs while he played curling instead of cooking are so contagious!
Everytime I watched any gameplay or stream of this game, the most crazy thing people would do was putting the gas can into the microwave. So when I saw that Joel also played this, I kinda knew what to expect and didn't even really want to watch it.
But who could anticipate Joel playing fucking curling in a lidl cooking game. He never disappoints.
mario: nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, ey joel?
joel: i hope she made lots of sketti
We need to get Joel and the Swedish Chef from the Muppets to do a cooking show together.
Hi Chef!
Hopefully at some point someone will make art of Joel as the Swedish Chef muppet.
@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella ty for the idea
@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella
thank you for the idea
"Or i can be like. me just taking a shit on the desk and going. HHHHHHHHHNGH THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THE JOEL SOUP" that line of joel is the greatest
given the tools of a large kitchen and infinite food supplies, Joel mops a potato around the floor for 8 minutes
JOEL: You know, this ketchup reminds me of Goodfellas..
CUSTOMER: Just cook my fucking sandwich
Cooking Simulator: *exists*
Joel: "im gunna put a potato in a bucket weee"
Swedish man burns popcorn like a champ
27:03 for some reason the noise Joel makes is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Do you smell what the Bulk is cooking?
Bulk bogan vs Bonesaw with Miss Elizabeth OHHH YEAH
54:02 I don’t know why but this had me in a giggle fit
I was in tears. He just nonchalantly keeps going, like it's extremely routine for him to smash a fucking plate by picking it up.
Welcome to the secret club
I am glad I'm not the only one that put oil in the water when cooking pasta. Not only does it help keep the pasta from sticking after pouring it into a strainer, but it helps prevent the water from boiling over!
Eating like a champ? No thank you, I'm no into that
Lerquian
This guy gets it 🐌 👧
that hot dog is literally just an australian cuisine called a "snag", which consists of a sausage in bread most commonly topped with tomato sauce and onions
>Joel didn't deep fry the propane tank
Bad stream
Hank hill is disappointed
Put this on .5 speed for longer stream and drunk joel
I just got this game and honestly all it needs is the ability to make pizza and it will be perfect
Also it needs to have a "Eat" option for whatever you cook, bake ect.
@@growlie2676 29.99 dlc
I don't remember the last time I had a microwave with a properly functioning popcorn button
I had to fuck around with the power settings/cooktime on my current microwave to find an acceptable balance between "too many unpopped kernels" and "burnt to fuck"
as soon as i saw that Joel's first meal was going to be a hotdog i knew this was going to be a helluva journey.
Joel: Makes fun of sausage on bread
Me, an Australian: :(
but that's just a hotdog
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good god oh so help me
It’s an entire special thing in straya.
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S n a g
You Aussies need to stop just putting shit on bread and calling it, "cuisine"
FAIRY BREAD ISN'T REAL FOOD
As a Jamaican I'm so glad Joel has an interest in our cuisine! Too bad I wasn't in the chat at the time. I'm sure he'd love ackee and scotch bonnet. :)
He really played curling with a fucking potato for about 10% of this video.
This is my streamer..
I was listening to this in the background, but clicked back in time to see the culinary genius of Joel at 25:20
Eat... "like a champ"?
Joel does NOT have the patience for any game requiring motor skills, I swear.
0:54 you’d be so valuable as a Olive Garden line cook! No joke
De Niro knows how to get ketchup flying out the bottle.
Gonna have to try that technique.
From now on I'm going to call pot lids "pot hats".
50:03 favorite part of the whole stream
This game's radio has a custom MP3 station
you know what that means!
Oh no, the champ is spreading.
i would hire joel in my restaurant
Joel, why are you paranoid of bread boxes? XD
Wow, this uploaded so fast that I haven't even had a chance to watch the VoD on Twitch yet.
And it's literally like right before I'm going to bed, too. Ah, shit, here we go again.
Edit: I see other streams he hasn't uploaded yet appearing one-by-one
local swede makes absolute banger of a meal, then keeps it all to himself
Cooking with Duane Gertski
A cooking game where you don't eat what you've made?
joel being scared of how people get ketchup out of the glass bottles is honestly big mood
Steak, rice and beans is one of the lamest foods, really a meal must have content lol. Thats why a good bowl of JoeliO's always fit the time with its colorful grain based wheat based food based cereal.
You can't spell champ without the pickles!!!
Skipping through the video: "Uhh..." "Ah... "Uh..." "BITCH! BITCH!"
"medium-rare girl"
are you 64?
GORDON, I AM 64 YEARS OLD.
thumbnail looks flipping epical so far already love video
joel losing his mind over vacuuming a potato is amazing
*sweeping
I want this to be animated really badly!
Fine, ill do it myself
"I don't want vertical bread"
The bread part made me laughing so hard that I almost puked
“Shit there were fucking burger buns in here? I’ve been using fucking bread...I’ve been using like hobo bread.” *almost choked to death on sandwich I was eating* 🤣
We need a colab of Joel and Sr Pelo
1:04:41
As a venezuelan. I confirm this
I think the funniest part of the sausage bread dish is that i literally do that sometimes if i don’t have hotdog buns
Joel gonna cook up that ghost spaghetti
Fermented fish and rutabagas
People just starting the video might be surprised what Joel spends like 40 minutes doing.
I hope the streamer made lot’s a spaghetti.
watching joel play mini putt with a broom, a bucket, and a potato, all while calling it curling is hilarious.
v e r t i c a l b r e a d
Sketti is an abomination to pasta. If you're not going to use pasta sauce at least use a simple marinara. Also the fact there is just butter and no salt and pepper.
Edit: RIP the fusilli some say its still being boiled to this day
I want Binging With Babish to make Ham Hockey.
That fucking music looping in the background is driving me crazy
can’t wait until we see joel curl potatoes in live action
This is the first time i've seen someone NOT try to cook/fry the propane tank and somehow set the kitchen on fire
Joel after rehab. 47:22
> Upgraded PC
> Highest resolution uploaded to youtube still 720p
I think Joel really doesn't give a shit
good pc ≠ good internet
I'm the same with food. Can cook whatever exotic dish with imported ingredients; fail to bake instant lemon bars.
Popcorn is 4 minutes and you stop when you hear the popping getting far apart
Leftovers are amazing excuse you Joel
He really starts giving instructions like Alantutorial a bit half past through the stream.
Swede gets locked into kitchen and chaos ensues
Burning the popcorn is the worst feeling
Joel doesn't know how applying settings works? vinejoelBlind