[Vinesauce] Vinny - Cooking Simulator #1

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 5 років тому +778

    I was just as disappointed as Vinny when when pouring water into a pan of hot oil didn't cause an explosion. Devs please fix.

    • @Kavukamari
      @Kavukamari 5 років тому +118

      i really want the character to have screaming fits when they touch hot shit or get exploded on

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 5 років тому +10

      @@Kavukamari yeees I'd love that!

  • @Jindo1
    @Jindo1 5 років тому +935

    "Just yeet it in to the microwave" - 13000 year old family recipe

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 5 років тому +29

      I'm laughing tears. Kinda forgot what that felt like.

    • @GorbadIronclaw
      @GorbadIronclaw 5 років тому +69

      Gordon fucking Ramses

    • @minecraftmewzy148
      @minecraftmewzy148 5 років тому +14

      Two minutes. High. Delicious.

    • @shr00mski
      @shr00mski 5 років тому +13

      @@minecraftmewzy148 everything's delicious when you're high

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +7

      >13000 years old
      >Egyptian recipe

  • @Mackinstyle
    @Mackinstyle 5 років тому +557

    Not much is funnier than watching Vinny pick up a phone, look away for a few moments, and then look back to see him peering into the microwave running with the phone inside.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 5 років тому +11

      True, but it's the fire extinguisher bits that kill me every time I watch this video.

  • @silviainsertsurnamehere9620
    @silviainsertsurnamehere9620 5 років тому +311

    Disturbing real footage of an Italian Man stuck in a Kitchen as he goes Insane

    • @upyoursdotcom
      @upyoursdotcom 4 роки тому

      He's as much of an Italian as I am a Scotsman

  • @AegisREDflector
    @AegisREDflector 5 років тому +375

    30:15 Why, of all things, was cutting the sausage longways the thing that got me?

    • @dasmause5682
      @dasmause5682 5 років тому +118

      Literally blowing half the kitchen the fuck up by attempting to deep-fry a propane tank: I sleep
      Cutting sausage wrong: real shit?

    • @mysteryloaf
      @mysteryloaf 5 років тому +15

      It got me too, real bad

    • @fittpappa687
      @fittpappa687 5 років тому +15

      That snicker usually kills all beings with ears.

    • @AlexaFaie
      @AlexaFaie 5 років тому +5

      If you want a good sausage sarny then you cut the sausage in thin lengthways strips. If you cut it so you get little circles, they fall out too easily. Plus it takes longer to but the sandwich together.

    • @uranictomcat3373
      @uranictomcat3373 5 років тому

      Yeah holy shit I was laughing uncontrollably

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 5 років тому +565

    "I'm supposed to head to a restaurant on Staten Island called "The Vinesauce" which is facing financial troubles after a typo on their business cards had redirected customers to a porn site. However, things took a turn for the worse when I arrived and saw the mess they called a kitchen."
    Gordon: Wot is this?
    *wipes finger across the inside of the fridge*
    Gordon: It's like dirt and grime and grease all stuck together. Why is it green? Fahk me. It's fahking disgusting.
    *Gordon storms out to find Vinny and Joel*
    Gordon: You. You. Get the fahk in here.
    Joel and Vinny: Yes, chef.
    Gordon: Can you tell me wot the fahk this is? Were you breeding the fahking Ninja Turtles in there?
    Joel: No, chef. It's The Sauce, chef.
    Gordon: Wot? Wot the fahk is dat?
    Vinny: It's... My Sauce, chef.
    *violin flares*
    Gordon: Oh, god. You're gonna KILL somebody! We have to shut it down. SHUT IT DOWN! YOU'RE GOING TO SEND SOMEONE TO THE FAHKING HOSPITAL, YOU FAHKING SPAGHETTI EATING TWAT! SHUT IT DOWN!

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 5 років тому +155

      *Commercial Break*
      Gordon: You're a terrible chef, Vinny.
      Vinny: No, you're a blowjob!
      Joel: Please, Vinny. He's trying to save the restaurant.
      Vinny: Get offa me. I didn't cook meth for 20 years just to be told by some guy that I ain't a chef!
      Gordon: Fahk you, you childish idiot.
      Vinny: You want a piece a dis?! Say it to my face. Say it to my face, tough guy! I'll mess you up!
      Gordon: Do eet, you donkay. Do eet.
      Joel: Vinny, please.

    • @-memoria-2136
      @-memoria-2136 5 років тому +32

      This is the best thing I've ever read.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 років тому +14

      Next week on Kitchen Nightmares (or Hotel Hell or whatever his current equivalent is).....

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому +80

      Vinny: This is a special creation of mine, I call it the surf'n'turf pump-burg.
      Ramsay: Ah, fock me. Bloody hell. Old man and the sea? Why is it served on an oar? Oh well, here goes.
      *Ramsays takes a bite off the dirty oar, spits out the food, bodily fluids are shooting from every orifice as he vomits and shits himselfs at the same time*
      Ramsay: The pumpkin's RAW! The pumpkin's fockin' raw!
      *Vinny is interviewed in the food closet by the camera guy*
      Vinny: He comes into /my/ restaurant, insulting /my/ cooking, who the fuck does he think he is? The surf'n'turf pump-burg is delicious! If Ramsay doesn't watch himself, I'll yeet a knife at him when he isn't looking. I swear I will.

    • @WasabiKitCat
      @WasabiKitCat 5 років тому +43

      Just imagining Vinny starting a fight with Gordon while Joel looks on with a face of both disappointment and amusement.

  • @seto007
    @seto007 5 років тому +280

    As silly as it is, this game actually seems to have quite a bit of depth and polish compared to most simulator games. It'd be cool if it had a VR mode.

    • @cutecottoncandycat340
      @cutecottoncandycat340 5 років тому +9

      It’s going to at some point, just not on release.

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 5 років тому +27

      Its funny because its made from a polish developer...

    • @thatoneguy5205
      @thatoneguy5205 4 роки тому

      @@clip3844 is this a pollack joke i see?

    • @clip3844
      @clip3844 4 роки тому

      @@thatoneguy5205 No

    • @Marci568
      @Marci568 2 роки тому +2

      Ask and you shall receive I suppose

  • @weebovv3176
    @weebovv3176 5 років тому +280

    Game: "Grab the phone... grab the phone... grab the phone"
    Vinny: *throws timer and laughs at it*
    Game: *Puts down green line*
    Vinny: *attention immediately shifts to and follows green line*
    I love Vinny's one track mind, especially because I'd be exactly the same.

    • @fittpappa687
      @fittpappa687 5 років тому +4

      Binny in a shellnut

    • @CpnGame
      @CpnGame 5 років тому +45

      The best way to distract an idiot from a shiny object is with a bigger shiny object.

    • @diamondtiara2062
      @diamondtiara2062 5 років тому

      Is that who I think it is? Best mirror

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 5 років тому +11

      I love how he throws the knife out the window and then is surprised that the knife is no longer retrievable

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 роки тому +2

      he's gerbil brain

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 5 років тому +147

    I was honestly a little disappointed that microwaving the phone did not have destructive consequences.

    • @Elias___
      @Elias___ 5 років тому +22

      Well it charged it

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 5 років тому

      Besides, why else would it come back to you when you throw it out the window?

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 5 років тому +1

      @@johnnyweissmuller5559 Because goblins.

  • @nickklein1194
    @nickklein1194 5 років тому +457

    I really really hope this becomes a continuing segment, outside of Sunday streams. This is fantastic.

    • @greenorb2056
      @greenorb2056 5 років тому +4

      i really hope videogamedunkey does a video on this and does his most popular recipe "chicken L gho"

    • @koopliss
      @koopliss 5 років тому +3

      @@greenorb2056 I thought his most popular recipe was "Bowser's Big Bean Burrito"?

    • @greenorb2056
      @greenorb2056 5 років тому +1

      @@koopliss No no, You're biased and nitpicking. i win, bye bye!

  • @elgavgav
    @elgavgav 5 років тому +223

    Vinny: you can add custom songs!
    I sense Pizza Theme on loop coming in a future stream

    • @mauriceanderson5413
      @mauriceanderson5413 5 років тому +4

      “Hundred dollars for a plate” has never been so relevant for Binjorr streams

  • @KPater-mf4je
    @KPater-mf4je 5 років тому +100

    It's great that the first guide on Steam for this game happens to be Vinny's milk steak recipe

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 2 роки тому

      No, that's horrible and a misuse of steam guides. I went and reported it

    • @flabberghastio
      @flabberghastio Рік тому +9

      @@antiphon000 can’t tell if this is serious or not

  • @Ivanhoenn
    @Ivanhoenn 5 років тому +254

    Starting off strong the Gordon Ramsay imitation.
    Thank you Vinny.

    • @LinuxDaily
      @LinuxDaily 5 років тому

      Especially when he puts the propane in the deep fryer

  • @oroborosspaghetti6425
    @oroborosspaghetti6425 5 років тому +159

    Local man hallucinates celebrity chief as he blows up his own kitchen, more after the weather.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 5 років тому +27

      Local man gets fired on first day of catering career. The man in question, known as Vinyot PizzaPasta, tells us "Instructions unclear, microwaving phone."

    • @oroborosspaghetti6425
      @oroborosspaghetti6425 5 років тому +22

      @@Vaguer_Weevil The same man has been seen, quoted from observers, "yeeting" object out and around his kitchen, including a gas container into a fire and a phone that acts like a boomerang.

    • @countlessCritters
      @countlessCritters 5 років тому +19

      Local man hosts spirit of angry celebrity chef who isn't even dead yet, ends in disaster.

    • @ethanwilde4716
      @ethanwilde4716 5 років тому +9

      Firefighters put out grease fire after local crammed a propane tank to a deep frier, police found a knife in a dart board and are questioning suspects sanity.

  • @AlterBridgeJericho
    @AlterBridgeJericho 5 років тому +136

    Got briefly nauseous imagining the taste of that garlic mint avacado oil soup meat

    • @0megadwarf
      @0megadwarf 5 років тому +21

      im gonna cook it tonite for the fuck of it

    • @TotemSP2
      @TotemSP2 5 років тому +15

      @@0megadwarf Updates?

    • @batboy4625
      @batboy4625 5 років тому +40

      @@TotemSP2 There's no use, I think he's dead.

    • @FerPurple
      @FerPurple 5 років тому +13

      @@batboy4625 yup, he's dead

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 5 років тому +5

      @@FerPurple May his soul rest in peace

  • @oreofudgeman
    @oreofudgeman 5 років тому +82

    "instructions unclear, microwaving phone"
    Been watching vin for 5 years and he is always entertaining. much love man

    • @ChiakiMew
      @ChiakiMew 2 роки тому

      You still watching 👀

  • @TadpoleTea
    @TadpoleTea 5 років тому +178

    I sometimes microwave my phone when instructions aren't clear too, Vinny.

    • @kevin34334
      @kevin34334 5 років тому +4

      You made the right call.

  • @mdwrm
    @mdwrm 5 років тому +249

    17:28 the timing of this was too much for me watching it live

  • @pickled_pear
    @pickled_pear 5 років тому +200

    Wow, Barnyard's finally playing Cooking Mama! And he's already microwaving phones, this is gonna be good.

  • @neilmcnairjr
    @neilmcnairjr 5 років тому +29

    "Just a little bit. Not too much."
    *proceeds to add all 750 mL*

  • @hobbitdude13
    @hobbitdude13 5 років тому +252

    I want Babish to attempt the duck/zucchini/lemon Sausage On Top Surprise

    • @slayer7160
      @slayer7160 5 років тому +17

      Dude let's make this happen

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 5 років тому +2

      i'm signing this

    • @shaidoval
      @shaidoval 5 років тому +2

      where do i sign to make this happen

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 5 років тому +27

      Sausage on top surprise recipie:
      Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream. The resulting mixture is called "Vinesauce" and can be used in other recipies as well. Balance a sausage onto the top of the pot so that it hangs freely over the Vinesauce. Let it steam for a few seconds until it has absorbed the Vinesauce's flavour, then remove it from the pot. Cut it into two halves lengthwise, then cut each of the two halves into four equal pieces. Add the sausage pieces to the Vinesauce. Then, add sunflower oil until the pot is nearly overflowing. Add 30g of cinnamon powder and throw the spice container at the pot to get rid of excess sauce. Cook until the mixture reaches a red/brown-ish colour. Let cool just a bit and add the soup to a bowl. Pour the rest of the soup onto the counter (if you have some burger buns let them soak in the puddle for later use) and add the sausages to the bowl. Serve warm.

    • @spugoge915
      @spugoge915 5 років тому +2

      Make him do the cardboard box

  • @tigertoxins584
    @tigertoxins584 5 років тому +47

    I've never seen (PART 1?) in a video title so this excites and scares me at the same time

  • @SignumImperativ
    @SignumImperativ 5 років тому +48

    I like how there is a giant green line telling you where to go and Vinny still manages to get lost in the tutorial.

  • @lucascyr98
    @lucascyr98 5 років тому +8

    For some reason, the "Olvie oil" bit at 17:39 just kills me. The comedic timing of it (even if it is accidental) was amazing

  • @medicami
    @medicami 5 років тому +46

    Vinny Kitchen Checklist:
    Cut everything
    Burn everything
    Break everything
    Blow something up
    Try and start an oil fire
    Gordon Ramsay impression

  • @AkumaADemoncus
    @AkumaADemoncus 5 років тому +43

    Vinny tossing propane canisters in the deep fryer.
    I Sleep
    Vinny attempts to pour water on skillet filled with hot oil
    Vinny no!

  • @laziestoldman
    @laziestoldman 5 років тому +72

    * opens video *
    GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

  • @MisterLN
    @MisterLN 5 років тому +243

    clearly one of the funniest stream i was laughing so much

    • @LeudieBlues
      @LeudieBlues 5 років тому +13

      10/10 would eat and laugh again

    • @MisterLN
      @MisterLN 5 років тому +6

      @@LeudieBlues yum yum pumpkin borgler

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 5 років тому +94

    The way Vin says "nice" sounds more like Micheal Rosen than Gordon Ramsay

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 5 років тому +57

    As someone in chat said, I can’t believe Vinny didn’t immediately make a pizza.

    • @CaptainFrisby
      @CaptainFrisby 5 років тому +14

      In the Hat in Time streams he's mentioned he has never made any pizza before.
      Chat immediately called him a fraud Italian.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 5 років тому

      General Frisby What is this heresy

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 роки тому +3

      He did now :)

  • @cinimod1997
    @cinimod1997 5 років тому +46

    Then you take a nice basic-
    *bowl breaks*
    …Then you take a nice basic bowl

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 5 років тому +35

    This happens between every minigame in cooking mama. Mama has to set everything up while congratulating the player for doing basic tasks. She does this to attone for her dreadful, unspeakable sins

  • @froggeryz
    @froggeryz 5 років тому +53

    we will yeet
    and then we will eat

  • @Fuzy2K
    @Fuzy2K 3 роки тому +4

    When it said "The last chef left the kitchen covered in sticky notes", I was picturing some poor dude covered head to toe in sticky notes throwing his chef's hat on the floor and storming out of the building

  • @This-Was-Sparta
    @This-Was-Sparta 5 років тому +28

    My face hurt from laughing after this stream, lol. I appreciate the amount of shenanigans this game allows you to do.

  • @Jordan3DS
    @Jordan3DS 5 років тому +54

    I initially read the title as "Part 17" and almost had a stroke.

  • @Shadowmew55
    @Shadowmew55 5 років тому +82

    Someone should write a fanfiction where Vinny applies to Hell's Kitchen as a charity incentive and then gets accepted.
    A romance between Vinny and Gordon would be accepted but is not required.

    • @dncewzrd
      @dncewzrd 5 років тому

      ShadowMewssacre nope.

    • @Shadowmew55
      @Shadowmew55 5 років тому +6

      Gamer4Derp Why not? I think it’d be genuinely interesting if a good writer picked it up. Maybe leave the romance out of it to make it less crack-fic.

    • @Shadowmew55
      @Shadowmew55 5 років тому

      The Everyday Spider-Guy Ramsay is actually Scottish ;)

    • @preciselyoffcenter4816
      @preciselyoffcenter4816 5 років тому +1

      @@Shadowmew55 Scottish isn't a nationality.

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 4 роки тому

      Joel should also be in the fanfic and he ends up creating a lit joint toilet pizza ghost party

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 5 років тому +6

    _40 minutes pass where Vinny does nothing but trash the kitchen like an obnoxious teenager_
    "Okay, I'm going to try a recipe now"

  • @commandervile394
    @commandervile394 5 років тому +83

    Oh boy, new howtobasic simulator 5000 is lookin great!

    • @YumekuiNeru
      @YumekuiNeru 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking moreof masaokis

  • @PPGIRL420
    @PPGIRL420 5 років тому +44

    Hello and welcome to "Vinny literally blows up a kitchen"

  • @3awsomepoeple
    @3awsomepoeple 5 років тому +87

    I love the thumbnail that is amazing!

  • @meowywitch
    @meowywitch 5 років тому +68

    Just popping in to say I absolutely love the thumbnail

  • @EndymionMkII
    @EndymionMkII 5 років тому +29

    This whole segment of Sunday stream was so goddamn fun. When Vinny began with the Ramsay impression, we were all in for a ride

  • @shn4449
    @shn4449 4 роки тому +4

    58:54 I couldn't stop laughing when Vinny kept pretending that the floor wasn't burning while the flame slowly consumed him.

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 5 років тому +40

    This is how Vinny cooks in real life, folks.
    This is why Red Bib/Green Chef's Hat doesn't do business with him anymore.

    • @neilmcnairjr
      @neilmcnairjr 5 років тому

      Please don't put that into the universe😅

  • @boracaybecker175
    @boracaybecker175 5 років тому +48

    Oh my god I'm beating a dead horse at this point but that thumbnail is fucking scrumptious. Also the "This is Fine" moment at 58:52 had me laughing so hard I had physical chest pain. Thanks Vinyot.

    • @GLXY23
      @GLXY23 5 років тому

      Best moment ever

  • @BikeOnDeimos
    @BikeOnDeimos 5 років тому +13

    Of all the Vinesauce streams, this is the one has me laughing hysterically for literally an hour straight.

  • @dissonanceparadiddle
    @dissonanceparadiddle 5 років тому +49

    I might need to learn source film maker just for this incredibly beautiful stream

  • @GameJames-Arkveveen
    @GameJames-Arkveveen 5 років тому +10

    I always watch Vinny's Sunday Streams, but this segment was magical. I laughed so much that my face hurt. Just all the random things he was doing, utterly destroying his kitchen, the Gordon Ramsey voice that sort of sounds like Captain Price giving orders to "Soap" McTavish, and just general ineptitude ( except for the borglar that he made ). I could watch this again and again because of how amazing it was, and I hope to see this segment continue beyond Sunday stream as some people are saying.

  • @abird9016
    @abird9016 5 років тому +70

    we fish people demand more cooking simulator but please for the love of god don't cook any fish

    • @abird9016
      @abird9016 5 років тому +1

      you ate my children. MY CHILDREN.

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 5 років тому +6

    30:15 made me laugh uncontrollably and I don't know why that specific part was the funniest thing ever to me.

  • @kanyesrobloxaccount3933
    @kanyesrobloxaccount3933 5 років тому +7

    Not 5 minutes in and Vinny microwaves the telephone. That's the mark of a true chef right there.

  • @FluffyCloudsandCats
    @FluffyCloudsandCats 5 років тому +20

    Vinny's Kitchen Nightmares (PART 1?)

  • @megaman7357
    @megaman7357 5 років тому +6

    4:27
    "IT'S FACKING RAW GRAAAGGH!!"
    Why is this so funny to me?

  • @djraptorthetrashraptor7701
    @djraptorthetrashraptor7701 5 років тому +13

    *"and then you get a blowtorch."*
    oh no

  • @RegeroTerra
    @RegeroTerra 5 років тому +28

    "Beef Chunk" That is a CHUCK, and what you did to it offends me as a butcher.

    • @dasutanehineri
      @dasutanehineri 4 роки тому +2

      as a wannabe cook what he did with the chuck physically hurt me

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 роки тому +1

      As someone who enjoys meat, what he did with the chuck made me upset

  • @IamNCortex
    @IamNCortex 5 років тому +39

    Someone probably gonna try cooking what Vinny did.

    • @KentuckyWallChicken
      @KentuckyWallChicken 5 років тому +24

      “An explosion and fire occurred today in an apartment after the tenant tried to deep fry a propane tank.”

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 5 років тому +8

    All we need now is some absolute madman to attempt to recreate one of Vinny's beautiful recipes IRL.

  • @bargbikernes31
    @bargbikernes31 5 років тому +17

    Binging with Babish: Vine Sauce from Vinesauce

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 5 років тому +1

      I wonder what it would actually taste like, if it's edible that is.

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 4 роки тому

      BooMan It’s said that Vine Sauce has a similar taste and texture to a Blood Bagel

  • @uubrmanx
    @uubrmanx 5 років тому +24

    Are Rev's cooking recipes possible in this game?

  • @psyk2642
    @psyk2642 5 років тому +15

    Who needs deep fried memes when you can deep fry the kitchen itself

  • @kennynitro17
    @kennynitro17 5 років тому +6

    17:54 "Two shots of vodka"

  • @Kankooro
    @Kankooro 5 років тому +3

    Vinny throws the blow torch onto the floor and ignores the humongous fire growing in his kitchen.

  • @AtomiskZabaleta
    @AtomiskZabaleta 5 років тому +10

    This feels like an episode of how to basic. Especially when he breaks out the bucket.

  • @Ludvig11
    @Ludvig11 5 років тому +7

    The sequel to Cooking with Vinesauce we were asking for.

  • @LostSoulSilver
    @LostSoulSilver 3 роки тому +2

    Mr Vinesauce, I've had a terrible week but this video has made me smile and laugh and be briefly happy. Thank you so much

  • @MrChocolateDinosaur
    @MrChocolateDinosaur 5 років тому +3

    I adore this video and will watch it every day until he streams this again.

  • @Premium_Jelly
    @Premium_Jelly 5 років тому +4

    Ah yes, I remember the stories of Yusuf Ramsay and his legendary recipe of microwaved cobs of corn. They were a favorite of the Pharaoh in those days

  • @Novamatic_
    @Novamatic_ 5 років тому +14

    Top quality thumbnail
    Very rustic, yes

  • @cutecottoncandycat340
    @cutecottoncandycat340 5 років тому +5

    I beta tested it and it’s amazing seeing so many big people play it!

  • @Boooo
    @Boooo 5 років тому +5

    Vinny: *yeets knife out the window*
    Also Vinny: "Aw man, no I need that."

  • @vooshmoozik6185
    @vooshmoozik6185 5 років тому +10

    gordon needs to react to this ASAP... i know one of you has connections, make it happen

  • @snuglebuni
    @snuglebuni 5 років тому +3

    Love the nonchalant reaction to the blowtorch lighting the kitchen on fire

  • @Starfoxisbetter
    @Starfoxisbetter 5 років тому +37

    John Fullsauce (the new video editor), whoever you are...keep it up! These thumbnails have been fantastic, especially this one in particular.

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 5 років тому

      Stairfax Wait what happened to Vappy???

    • @Starfoxisbetter
      @Starfoxisbetter 5 років тому +1

      @@Hevymin There has been no official statement from Vinny about Vappy.
      From what i've heard from other community members, Vappy had drawn lewd furry comissions of Vinny for someone and was promptly let go.

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 5 років тому

      @@Starfoxisbetter And he was let go for that??

    • @Starfoxisbetter
      @Starfoxisbetter 5 років тому +6

      @@Hevymin Like i said, there's been no official statement from Vinny about the whole thing, so he could've been let go for anything. This seems pretty likely.
      Imagine drawing furry porn of your boss for someone and they find out about it or the workplace finds out about it? It's very unprofessional and would ruin their image/reputation around the company forever

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 5 років тому

      @@Starfoxisbetter Was it confirmed that he was let go, instead of leaving by his own volition? And if the furry thing is the case, I think that's a pretty silly reason to kick him out.

  • @Fawp
    @Fawp 5 років тому +5

    34:38 That propane tank is a one-way ticket to flavortown.

  • @saintkohle
    @saintkohle 5 років тому +5

    On tonight's episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Chef Vinny Vinesauce attempts to prepare a dish edible enough for human consumption. Will Vinny be able to achieve this task? Will he level half his kitchen after shoving a fire extinguisher into his oven to satiate his morbid curiosity? Can the hot butter ice cream disaster be salvaged? Stay tuned and find out!

  • @bryal7811
    @bryal7811 5 років тому +19

    58:50

  • @panchampangoro4999
    @panchampangoro4999 5 років тому +6

    Stand Master: Binyot Pizza Pasta
    Stand Name: 『How To Basic』
    Description: Works just like Pearl Jam but 50 times worse

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 5 років тому +2

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Bravo, master chef.

  • @MasterPlunger
    @MasterPlunger 5 років тому +2

    58:40 has to be the funniest out of context 23 seconds i have ever seen in my entire life

  • @AdamRBi
    @AdamRBi 5 років тому +3

    58:40
    "Now that you've got a hot banana, you ca-- ......... ... Now that you've got a hot banana..."

  • @mono4171
    @mono4171 5 років тому +7

    i dropped my artisanal choholate chunk bc i was laughing too hard at the ramsay segment
    (now i know the whole stream was a gordon ramsey segment. which just made it so much better.)

    • @pickled_pear
      @pickled_pear 5 років тому +1

      monotic What happened to the artisanal chocolate chunk afterwards? Was it rescued from the cold, dusty embrace of the floor?

    • @mono4171
      @mono4171 5 років тому +4

      @@pickled_pear yeah it fell right in front of my cat and i had to do an emergency maneuver. it was still good tho

    • @pickled_pear
      @pickled_pear 5 років тому +1

      monotic Phooey. Tell your cat I said hi.

  • @mrtomfox
    @mrtomfox 5 років тому +1

    Finally after all these years of Vinesauce food talk, we get the cooking stream we deserved

  • @ThatGuy-tn8ij
    @ThatGuy-tn8ij 5 років тому +2

    This stream actually had me in tears

  • @blackcat2333
    @blackcat2333 5 років тому +3

    finally we get another episode of cooking with vinesauce

  • @isthisajojoreference9918
    @isthisajojoreference9918 3 роки тому +2

    I fell asleep as he was beginning to Borg and when I woke up he was reading the reviews. Borg good

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 5 років тому +2

    This footage is RAW!

  • @keithberwanger6595
    @keithberwanger6595 5 років тому +14

    Vin starts throwing shit and ignoring generic tutorial lady, god I love these streams

  • @ClaireZhasa
    @ClaireZhasa 5 років тому +3

    Full grown Italian man plays in the kitchen for an hour and a half

  • @pandora__995
    @pandora__995 5 років тому +1

    “So, the propane tank has exploded, and half the kitchen has been eradicated. But at least you still have your passion.” Fucking legendary

  • @vermis0161
    @vermis0161 5 років тому +3

    i was watching this and i started laughing and i couldn't stop and i couldn't breathe and i got really light headed and i'm not sure but i think maybe i almost passed out because everything felt really bizarre. so that's cool, hope it happens again

  • @NicolasCageIsActuallyARobot
    @NicolasCageIsActuallyARobot 5 років тому +6

    Dear Vinny: More.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  • @blazelega2985
    @blazelega2985 5 років тому +4

    Disappointed that microwaving a phone didn't send you back in time.

  • @benlink202forever
    @benlink202forever 5 років тому +11

    I wonder what it would be like if Vinny actually cooked like this in real life.

  • @sausbilligan9911
    @sausbilligan9911 5 років тому +14

    BRB, gonna make myself some Vinesauce right now.

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 5 років тому +2

      Vinesauce recipie:
      Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream.

  • @LadyBrightcynder
    @LadyBrightcynder 5 років тому +1

    This was hilarious, please, please continue it!

  • @Loop_Kat
    @Loop_Kat 5 років тому +1

    This episode of "Gourd Vin Ramsey's Kitchen Night Streams" is nearly as lovely as a finely seared cut of prime rib, garnished with fresh herbs and a mild vinaigrette.

  • @moonbeast32
    @moonbeast32 5 років тому +5

    This is like watching a learning ai trying to emulate cooking

  • @tomatosoup2000
    @tomatosoup2000 5 років тому +3

    please please please play more of this!!! this was too funny !

  • @Kankooro
    @Kankooro 5 років тому +12

    Not even 5 minutes in and Vinny microwaved a phone.