Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn't Work For China

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2018
  • Take it from Chinese American stand-up comedian Joe Wong. Walls don't work.
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  • @RaviRajbhar-ri5fj
    @RaviRajbhar-ri5fj 5 років тому +4577

    There is one guy in the back who is having a blast..!!

  • @Squidsama
    @Squidsama 5 років тому +5604

    That one guy laughing in the background makes the whole video

  • @Jesus.loves.you.123
    @Jesus.loves.you.123 4 роки тому +1463

    Each of his jokes has at least 2 layers of meaning.

    • @firdausadiputra4291
      @firdausadiputra4291 4 роки тому +35

      he's a genius

    • @dgmojojojo
      @dgmojojojo 3 роки тому +64

      His joke is like an onion you can peel and peel again

    • @luammon7950
      @luammon7950 3 роки тому +6

      @Jonny Karr The more accurate figure is 91.5% according to the gov.

    • @stuartdriedger9989
      @stuartdriedger9989 3 роки тому +8

      he's also incredibly unfunny

    • @cegr76
      @cegr76 3 роки тому +3

      @Jonny Karr And 5% Solo.

  • @jaredhu5960
    @jaredhu5960 4 роки тому +2632

    For those of you that don't know him, he also has a PhD in biochemistry

    • @eugenelim11
      @eugenelim11 4 роки тому +67

      Seriously? That's amazing! Why is he doing stand up comedy then? Not a lecturer or researcher in University?

    • @vnmeister9418
      @vnmeister9418 4 роки тому +139

      Eugene Lim I don’t think this is what he does full time. He was working in cancer research around the time he was on Ellen and Letterman often. Believe he’s been a host on China’s biggest network, last time I checked anyway.

    • @eugenelim11
      @eugenelim11 4 роки тому +13

      @@vnmeister9418 Wow. Amazing!

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +212

      Just one PhD? No wonder he went into comedy. Obviously an embarrassment to his parents.

    • @mugi6674
      @mugi6674 3 роки тому +52

      @@eugenelim11 He confided that he got discriminated and mistreated in the previous bio-tech company.

  • @vangelic.1591
    @vangelic.1591 5 років тому +2397

    "We are pretty much all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂 this guy killing my stomach rn.

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 5 років тому +49

      That's a fact! everyone becomes a "Mexican" , at some point in their lives!

    • @faarsight
      @faarsight 5 років тому +31

      We are all different shades of East Africans, except the West Africans of course, they are different shades of South Africans.

    • @xihangyang
      @xihangyang 5 років тому +30

      Trump orange mexican

    • @lunamypet
      @lunamypet 5 років тому +9

      “Coreano hermano ya eres Mexicano “

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +29

      Even white isn't white but shades of beige.

  • @andolee9369
    @andolee9369 5 років тому +3123

    His joke has a touch of high fashion feel, like, every body is assigned a color, we are different shades of Mexican.....it makes you laugh, also makes you think, .......he is not only funny, he is smart, like him!

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 5 років тому +47

      He's Asian that's why lol

    • @itsmuimui
      @itsmuimui 5 років тому +76

      he's got a PhD!

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 5 років тому +25

      @@itsmuimui right he's highly educated too

    • @Dillinger86
      @Dillinger86 5 років тому +13

      @Databender Anyone with a brain knows this.

    • @8undre339
      @8undre339 4 роки тому +26

      50 shades of Mexican.

  • @yanminstanford
    @yanminstanford 4 роки тому +1765

    Man, this guy's jokes are so deep... make you laugh then make you think. Fantastic!

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @andyluis7969
      @andyluis7969 3 роки тому +2

      I am a Chinese. I watched talk shows in America for many years. To tell the truth, maybe it's the limitation of English language. It's not as rhythmic and funny as Chinese talk shows. However, it's a pity that Americans can't understand Chinese talk shows. It's contradictory. There are so many cultural differences.

    • @AlbertoGarcia-hk6jd
      @AlbertoGarcia-hk6jd 3 роки тому +1

      SAN FRANCISCO LOOK LIKE CHINA NOW. 70% OF THE POPULATION THERE IS FROM ASIA( 50% CHINESE).

    • @dragonscaleii4243
      @dragonscaleii4243 3 роки тому +1

      Doubt he would be anything special in china

    • @dragonscaleii4243
      @dragonscaleii4243 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/KWC4VQjRKD4/v-deo.html

  • @jackiearchitecture
    @jackiearchitecture 3 роки тому +772

    “This is America. Everybody has to have a color.” How deep this joke is today?

    • @mikegreen2291
      @mikegreen2291 3 роки тому +11

      So true

    • @GAMEOVER403
      @GAMEOVER403 3 роки тому +11

      Blue or Red🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @royroland3884
      @royroland3884 3 роки тому +9

      Green.🐸

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 роки тому +17

      What do you mean today? It’s ALWAYS been that way. Don’t act like it’s a new thing or it has gotten worse. It’s just getting filmed.

    • @clarkxiao2182
      @clarkxiao2182 3 роки тому +1

      @@GAMEOVER403 LOL, immigration from Pandora

  • @kenyancitizen9952
    @kenyancitizen9952 5 років тому +1939

    That one dude laughing loudly...edibles just kicked in 🤭🤫

    • @heatherbleu5370
      @heatherbleu5370 5 років тому +7

      Crazy Onliner
      Sounds scrumptious!

    • @thett2368
      @thett2368 5 років тому +23

      Probably his Dad

    • @dannmarceau9743
      @dannmarceau9743 5 років тому +2

      You were quick to laugh, how long did the edible take?

    • @sskyles
      @sskyles 5 років тому +3

      My thought was that it was a plant from the CCP. They would totally do something like this to be able to point to it and say "See, our guy killed in America". Seriously, he wasn't THAT funny. No way that laugh was genuine.

    • @dHolbach77
      @dHolbach77 5 років тому +12

      @@sskyles I went to see Dumb and Dumber To in the theater (long story). There was a boring looking, typical button-down type, late middle aged guy a few seats down laughing his ass off the whole movie. People can find anything hilarious.

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco 5 років тому +2769

    "For example, I have an Asian wife." ZING!

  • @destinasiid
    @destinasiid 3 роки тому +711

    This guy is genious, everybody laugh even before the punchline 😅😅😅

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 роки тому +23

      Kind of ironic to misspell the word “genius”

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 3 роки тому +13

      Joe Wong spoke out against the growing anti-Asian racism in the US today.

    • @michaelfitzgerald6341
      @michaelfitzgerald6341 2 роки тому +1

      @@persimmon93 Did he mention that pretty much all the people attacking them in the streets are black?
      Hilarious how quick MSM dropped the stop Asian hate thing when they realized this

    • @titsmcgeeyolanda3755
      @titsmcgeeyolanda3755 2 роки тому

      Blahaha

    • @michaelfitzgerald6341
      @michaelfitzgerald6341 2 роки тому +1

      @Joshua Carrillo Anyone who pretends the CCP isn't an absolutely evil regime which is currently committing genocide as well as using slaves, and engaging in a basically endless list of other atrocities is a worthless sack of trash that deserves to be hated & more because they directly profit from it in one way or another.

  • @Kapzter
    @Kapzter 4 роки тому +545

    This is gold. He's funnier than most stand up comedians

  • @t.kkirkland6246
    @t.kkirkland6246 5 років тому +1482

    "Joe wong breathes"
    Guy in the audience "HAHAHAHAHA HAHAH HAHAHA"

  • @zaidchalabi1599
    @zaidchalabi1599 4 роки тому +939

    Dude laughing in back is living his life
    He is my goal

    • @gbjanuary
      @gbjanuary 4 роки тому +9

      Zaid Chalabi 👍👍😂😂😂🚑

    • @steveghazi7840
      @steveghazi7840 3 роки тому +10

      He works for the late show

    • @uglywolf88
      @uglywolf88 3 роки тому +8

      @@steveghazi7840 damn... that is a plot twist...

    • @steveghazi7840
      @steveghazi7840 3 роки тому +3

      Ugly Wolf
      That’s what’s going on with all the shows basically

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

  • @stealthattack2209
    @stealthattack2209 3 роки тому +520

    Brilliant comedy and hats off to the one guy who thoroughly enjoyed himself lol

  • @rpowarz
    @rpowarz 3 роки тому +534

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans!"

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому +2

      She pUSHED AT THE door but it wouldn't budge

    • @karalee114
      @karalee114 2 роки тому

      Because Mexicans are actually brown, that’s the color they give to them

  • @benhw2285
    @benhw2285 5 років тому +775

    Joe’s style tells us comedian doesn’t have to use bad words to be funny. Smooth flow, Sophisticated levels and hidden messages are the key

    • @xihangyang8754
      @xihangyang8754 5 років тому +6

      strongly agree

    • @dablet
      @dablet 5 років тому +6

      i like his style as well. Sure Kevin Hart is funny, but i cant stand his foul mouth.

    • @cynnx7500
      @cynnx7500 5 років тому +10

      comedy can be both "clean" and really dark and dirty. of course you don't have to use bad language, but comedy can take many forms. The same way there isn't only action or drama movies.

    • @benhw2285
      @benhw2285 5 років тому

      @Cactus Pete agree

    • @janelee3130
      @janelee3130 5 років тому

      well said!

  • @everythingnice
    @everythingnice 5 років тому +482

    I can tell he's smart. His transition from serious issues to a joke is well constructed and brilliantly funny.

    • @defnotcryptic
      @defnotcryptic 5 років тому +3

      I can see by your comment that you’re exceptionally ecstatic. I can feel your laughter from here. I am laughing too.

    • @alee6966
      @alee6966 4 роки тому +2

      Well he only has a PhD
      So I guess he’s smart

    • @narekhart9862
      @narekhart9862 3 роки тому

      I didnt even see any transition fml

  • @LLucky-uq3lo
    @LLucky-uq3lo 4 роки тому +908

    I'm from germany and we had a wall too. Walls are a pretty stupid thing when you ask me. XD

    • @timcaspers6498
      @timcaspers6498 3 роки тому +8

      Naja unsere Mauer hat doch ein paar Jahre ganz gut funktioniert 😄

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 роки тому +6

      Top comment

    • @marcbachelet2322
      @marcbachelet2322 3 роки тому +18

      Britain had a wall and it didn't work.

    • @nyakwarObat
      @nyakwarObat 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcbachelet2322 Hadrian's wall!! Free the picts!!🤬

    • @nickjohn4963
      @nickjohn4963 3 роки тому +11

      @L.A.S Lucky To be fair your wall worked pretty well for a long time

  • @houston2k
    @houston2k 4 роки тому +291

    I was done when he said “we’re all different shades of Mexican”. LOL. Brilliant!!!

    • @davidk591
      @davidk591 4 роки тому +3

      Then immigrate to Mexico.. oh forgot its all about the green, not the brown and yellow.

    • @davidcobb7446
      @davidcobb7446 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I wasn't expecting that by a long shot.

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928
      @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928 3 роки тому +1

      that's the color of adjustment to the sun, either that or you're the color of sunscreen.
      unfortunately that makes an enigma out of truly dark black people, but hey that's the color of 3-4AM in the morning.
      just shifting the conversation from sunlight to moonlight.

    • @zelaznog25
      @zelaznog25 2 роки тому +4

      I am Mexican, and actually, Mexicans are all different shades of Mexican.

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 5 років тому +1179

    There is a great laugher in the audience! Love that!

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 років тому +10

      Claqeur. And a really obnoxious one, too.

    • @1000YearBeard
      @1000YearBeard 5 років тому +3

      Crew members.

    • @BradGryphonn
      @BradGryphonn 5 років тому +5

      He was funny. Just has to work on the timing (says the guy who couldn't make people laugh with NOX).

    • @BradGryphonn
      @BradGryphonn 5 років тому

      @@Cancun771 I guess English spelling of French words isn't your best talent.

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 5 років тому +4

      @@BradGryphonn Spell flames don't get any less lame as the years go by.

  • @caroljomartin3051
    @caroljomartin3051 5 років тому +269

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans...." That killed me!!!!

    • @NkataM
      @NkataM 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahaha it was really good. I like his comedy, it is so genuine and authentic :)

  • @HamTheBacon
    @HamTheBacon 3 роки тому +325

    This dude has got BALLS, doing that america health joke and nailing it like that, IN AMERICA!

  • @justbeyourself8515
    @justbeyourself8515 4 роки тому +341

    As an Asian, not bad. As an American, even better. As a yellow/brown individual, you rock!

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 років тому +8163

    This was five minutes very well spent.

    • @Rico-wp7dg
      @Rico-wp7dg 5 років тому +25

      Jim's videos agreed! 😂

    • @becauseiam7915
      @becauseiam7915 5 років тому +12

      Amen :))

    • @joanneswartzberg8851
      @joanneswartzberg8851 5 років тому +35

      He killed it.

    • @kc4531
      @kc4531 5 років тому

      REFERENCE--
      UA-cam:
      "ANATOMY OF THE HUMAN BODY1"
      (Minute 34: 08..Nmrov)).😂
      ...A Normal, Good-looking, British guy standing completely naked infront of class...😂.
      - MORE NARROW..(ESPECIALLY), THAN YOU'LL EVER IMAGINE...TRUST ME.😁.
      PS. It Zooms at the Bottom and Quickly Moves-Up to the Head...So you have to quickly pause it exactly at 34:08...😉

    • @kc4531
      @kc4531 5 років тому +3

      Jim's videos
      Hi, LET ME EXPLAIN THE ABOVE (Was Nothing Personal to You)... But, Goofy-Ass, Beta British- background men who like Asian girls usually Look like the Above...Just saying...😁

  • @NileshR12
    @NileshR12 5 років тому +3422

    "We're all different shades of Mexicans" 😂😂

    • @oneforallah
      @oneforallah 5 років тому +152

      50 shades of Mexican's

    • @bruce.lee.
      @bruce.lee. 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @davidluo9773
      @davidluo9773 5 років тому +1

      I don't get it, can you explain?

    • @KGKG05
      @KGKG05 5 років тому +53

      @@davidluo9773 他意思是说,其实黄种人大部分肤色不真的是黄色,例如像他就是有点褐色的。而很多黑人的肤色也不全是黑色,而是更接近褐色。
      所以他总结出其实黄种人和黑人,其实是肤色深浅不同层度的墨西哥人(褐色人种)
      幽了一默

    • @joesotoneuromonitoring6123
      @joesotoneuromonitoring6123 5 років тому +8

      Mexican isn't a shade. Mexicsn is also not a race.

  • @arkady714
    @arkady714 3 роки тому +36

    To do an excellent stand up routine on the other side of the planet in a language that isn't your native tongue is brilliant. Well done!

  • @brenda.taylor6103
    @brenda.taylor6103 4 роки тому +82

    JOE WONG, you have made me laugh through the entire show!! This guy is awesome!! 👏👏👏👏

  • @user-jr3bb6qr3y
    @user-jr3bb6qr3y 5 років тому +2381

    Trump replied:“The walls will work. Look at China with their Great Wall, no Mexicans”!

  • @binaway
    @binaway 5 років тому +3201

    Not easy to be funny in a second language.
    Some people imagine I am criticizing his humor. I certainly am not.

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 5 років тому +72

      It's easier to be funny in a second language because you can just speak incorrectly and people will laugh at you.

    • @JosephCarter777
      @JosephCarter777 5 років тому +3

      Jy het lekker poeslippe maatjie 😀

    • @YixiuLiang
      @YixiuLiang 5 років тому +105

      @@actontreadway1168 Not true. It's the content not accent that makes people laugh.

    • @JUKEBOXANIMATION
      @JUKEBOXANIMATION 5 років тому +8

      @@actontreadway1168 lol try it and will see

    • @LuciferMorningstar____
      @LuciferMorningstar____ 5 років тому +24

      @@YixiuLiang the accent did make it better but yea, it was the content

  • @bergy2201
    @bergy2201 3 роки тому +86

    He enjoyed himself almost as much as I did. A very nice and funny guy.

  • @fellowhuman9656
    @fellowhuman9656 4 роки тому +61

    That one dude that’s laughing louder than a trumpet had me rolling ahahah

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure Seth Rogen was in the audience and high as a kite.

  • @iCrossable
    @iCrossable 5 років тому +972

    "In a way, we're all different shades of Mexicans" a subtle, yet strong message

    • @canbot1
      @canbot1 5 років тому +23

      too subtle for me I seem to have missed it. Is it that we're all human or that in this analogy non-white people are just different shades of unwanted. It could also have been intended as a meaningless joke and it's possible that we're just reading too much into it.

    • @8undre339
      @8undre339 4 роки тому +4

      The color he was referring to it includes white who are not racism.

    • @hesoyam881
      @hesoyam881 4 роки тому +13

      Can Bot he could possibly mean doesn’t matter what color we associate with but end of the day everyone is an immigrant. Joe tends to build from jokes he says at the beginning of his stand ups, like when he said he has to fly thousands of miles to Mexico then cross the river

    • @skychaos87
      @skychaos87 4 роки тому +5

      Well its true thou scientifically. We are basically the same species, with skins, blood and organs all made of the same content. Its the difference in shades by pigmentation that make us look different. I'm Asian but tanned that i look more like middle eastern or mexican people. My female asian friends who condition their skins look as pale and fair as a white person. Even with genetic difference, people can still change their skin tone to look similar as other races. We are basically shaped by our environment. If you put white people in Africa over 100 or 1000 of generations, they will eventually evolve to become a black person. Like wise, if you put black people in Greenland, they will eventually turn into white skinned people.

    • @organicjuice
      @organicjuice 4 роки тому +1

      We are not that different

  • @salkdjfasldkfjsdlk
    @salkdjfasldkfjsdlk 5 років тому +153

    1:40 "And centuries later, it's (the wall) just going to become a huge tourist attraction."

  • @februarysnows5528
    @februarysnows5528 11 місяців тому +13

    He touched on a few of serious issues and turned them into comedic pictures eith life lesson thoughts with perfect punchline timing, that guy is a beast at another level 😂

  • @wepsful
    @wepsful 3 роки тому +64

    That guy in the audience is having the time of his life ROFL

  • @airport862
    @airport862 5 років тому +601

    He's been doing comedy successfully for a while and still looks pretty young. Smart fellow with a PhD in Biochemistry.

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 5 років тому +13

      True. I just looked up his other videos and he's hilarious

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 років тому +21

      He’s Asian what do you expect lol

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 5 років тому +5

      I think he can quit his day job.

    • @ezg8448
      @ezg8448 5 років тому +17

      He failed as a biochemist and became a successful comedian.
      Only in america can you fail upwards (not that it’s a bad thing).

    • @freerunner0682
      @freerunner0682 5 років тому +4

      @@twdjt6245 nothing less that that bit of ignorance

  • @scarlettsapphire780
    @scarlettsapphire780 5 років тому +699

    His serious humor is magnificent

  • @tehutibrim594
    @tehutibrim594 4 роки тому +50

    His delivery is smooth, his accent puts extra oomph on the jokes

  • @Lynn-nx6ue
    @Lynn-nx6ue 3 роки тому +152

    "This is America and everybody has to have a color" sadly yes!

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @bdstudios6088
      @bdstudios6088 2 роки тому

      @@likelihoodoccurrence2384 what are you talking about? What does “She pushed at the door but it won’t budge” mean? A quote from a book?

  • @SusiBiker
    @SusiBiker 5 років тому +1504

    Not usually a fan of the stand-up on Colbert, some fall really flat, but Joe knocked it out of the park! Smart, observational (and educational) comedy!

    • @namakudamono
      @namakudamono 5 років тому +13

      Sue3DDesigns Totally agree! One of the best comedians I have seen on Colbert. Hopefully he returns in the near future.

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 років тому +7

      Of course it's smart..... He is Asian!!! Gosh....

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 років тому +10

      @Pure Mrax Not all smart people are Asian but all Asian people are smart :p
      Also
      It's......a.......joke....... Lol
      And not even a harmful one haha

    • @gkus7008
      @gkus7008 5 років тому +1

      How was this educational?

    • @johnli2350
      @johnli2350 5 років тому +9

      @@gkus7008 I think he meant the part about Americans needing to assign a color label to everyone. Joe showed us his son's perspective. How his non white son of an immigrant, is learning about and experiencing the race dynamics here. Also, Joe showed what he a foreigner thinks about trump's wall. It won't work. 🤣

  • @dalemsilas8425
    @dalemsilas8425 5 років тому +199

    "I have an Asian wife". -Tish- killed it! Lol.

  • @604painters
    @604painters 3 роки тому +8

    Probably the only comedian alive who can joke about politics in the last 4 yrs yet not alienate anybody while doing so. Very special man.

  • @thailand6388
    @thailand6388 3 роки тому +133

    "I have a lot of things in common with white guys, for example, I have Asian wife"
    LoL, I'm dying 😂. This is the biggest punchline

    • @haoni6219
      @haoni6219 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't understand this one...can you please explain ... I am not American neither do I live in America

    • @thailand6388
      @thailand6388 2 роки тому +2

      @@haoni6219 many white dudes have yellow fever

    • @joonmoy3122
      @joonmoy3122 2 роки тому +3

      @@haoni6219 Yes, this is an American phenomenon, I think. Many white American guys seem to like dating or marrying Asian women, especially during or after college. It's a gentle and funny way of poking fun at those guys!

    • @haoni6219
      @haoni6219 2 роки тому +1

      @@joonmoy3122 oh okay thanks :)

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Рік тому

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  • @evawambani7992
    @evawambani7992 5 років тому +284

    That one guy laughing louder than everyone else...😏😝

    • @r.j.k.7925
      @r.j.k.7925 5 років тому +2

      There's always someone laughing obnoxiously loud 😂

    • @DANIEL007001
      @DANIEL007001 5 років тому +1

      Eva Wambani that is having a ball

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 років тому

      Probably asian

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin 5 років тому +2

      @@r.j.k.7925 Or, it's just the cameraman who's laughing. You can hear him so loud because he's right next to the camera.

    • @rostislavdovgan9221
      @rostislavdovgan9221 5 років тому +2

      @@yeezywesty3651 Asian usually are quite people...

  • @lovelymangos2518
    @lovelymangos2518 5 років тому +358

    OMG 😂. We're just different shades of Mexican. About killed me. I'm laughing so hard. I'm Mexican and I can relate. We come in all shades. 😂😂😂 .

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 років тому +10

      Lovely Mangos Mexicans are ancestrally a mix of brown and white after the Spanish pillaged the Aztecs, that's why.

    • @josaphatbetanzos8835
      @josaphatbetanzos8835 5 років тому +1

      Yo tambien

    • @josaphatbetanzos8835
      @josaphatbetanzos8835 5 років тому +19

      @@nahor88
      And also there was a large number of Africans who fled to Mexico to be free and mixed with Mexicans
      So most of us Mexican people have some African and Asian and European except some few people who still lives in really remote areas
      George Lopez is like 40 % African

    • @imranrobinson96
      @imranrobinson96 5 років тому

      @nahor88 you speak the truth

    • @reivang7196
      @reivang7196 5 років тому +4

      I’m asian and I love my Mexican people!!

  • @waynesw646
    @waynesw646 4 роки тому +273

    Trump: No one knows walls better than me.
    China: Hold my beer

  • @imaneennadi2764
    @imaneennadi2764 3 роки тому +36

    I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS FUNNY OMG

    • @khabylamefun1579
      @khabylamefun1579 Рік тому

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  • @JeremyJayanto3033
    @JeremyJayanto3033 5 років тому +360

    "I have a lot of knowledge about walls. They don't work" it's make me laugh so hard

    • @angellau3618
      @angellau3618 5 років тому +33

      “And it will just turned into a huge tourist attraction”, lol!

    • @dozog
      @dozog 5 років тому +2

      Except that he makes the point while migration into China is close to nothing.
      Seems to me the wall works just fine.

    • @JeremyJayanto3033
      @JeremyJayanto3033 5 років тому +6

      @@dozog the wall is supposed to halt mongol invasion in their time and it doesn't work, that's what he wants to said

    • @EvanX-fu2to
      @EvanX-fu2to 5 років тому +3

      @@dozog nah. he is talking about great wall. it doesn't stop any western attacker. QING just go through great wall and make a kingdom in China. haha. China have no immigration is at that time we are poor. who wants to go to poor country.

    • @hehhehehohohoe8807
      @hehhehehohohoe8807 5 років тому +1

      @@dozog You can't have Manchu or Mongol migration, if you annex ALL of manchuria and 90% of mongols lands

  • @roltthehunter
    @roltthehunter 5 років тому +360

    This guy seems extremely likable, i am really rooting for him all the way. My wife is Asian and I just got roasted and I still like the dude.

    • @coolits01
      @coolits01 5 років тому +5

      roltthehunter he has done some great work!! Look up his speech at the correspondents dinner when Obama was in office

    • @auckie
      @auckie 5 років тому +2

      Asian from where

    • @scholes8734615
      @scholes8734615 5 років тому +4

      He has to say thanks to you cuz you have contributed one piece of his jokes

    • @earlh
      @earlh 5 років тому +1

      Same here 🤣

    • @actontreadway1168
      @actontreadway1168 5 років тому

      @@auckie from Asia. Clearly.

  • @echojin7341
    @echojin7341 3 роки тому +37

    This is the kind of stand up comedy that makes me laugh to tears. I’m becoming sick of the comedians making jokes of sex all the time.

  • @carlosfer2201
    @carlosfer2201 4 роки тому +11

    That one guy who was loving every second of his act.

  • @indoshakermaker
    @indoshakermaker 5 років тому +95

    One guy is really enjoying himself laughing 😂 😂 😂

    • @sidPalma
      @sidPalma 5 років тому +2

      I was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @222222225574
      @222222225574 5 років тому

      It's a comedy show...

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 5 років тому +1769

    "i have a lot in common with white guys, i have an asian wife" XD

    • @westsideup8303
      @westsideup8303 5 років тому +17

      yawn

    • @gallowglass3764
      @gallowglass3764 5 років тому +90

      @@westsideup8303 what? That was funny! Get over yourself.

    • @ktgray2884
      @ktgray2884 5 років тому +82

      @@gallowglass3764 bro I'm a black dude teaching in china and that is literally all I see here. This joke was true and funny as hell.

    • @gallowglass3764
      @gallowglass3764 5 років тому +2

      @@ktgray2884 very cool! What do you teach?

    • @isabellahu4606
      @isabellahu4606 5 років тому +8

      @@ktgray2884 all you see? There aren't that many white guys in China compared to Chinese guys so how's that possible?

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 4 роки тому +29

    Ok. I like this guy. Gotta find more of him now.

  • @ziaglos
    @ziaglos 3 роки тому +10

    That guy was laughing on the back had added additional spice on top of the comedy. 😂😁😂🤣😁😅😭

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому +1

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @ziaglos
      @ziaglos 3 роки тому

      @@likelihoodoccurrence2384 🤷‍♂️😊

  • @jamesgp96
    @jamesgp96 5 років тому +364

    ~Joe Wong breathes~
    Guy in the audience: “HA HAHHA HAHHAHAAAAHA HAHAH HAHAHHA”

    • @riggswolf3192
      @riggswolf3192 5 років тому +7

      Yea it’s sound like a Family guy audience lol.

    • @zeroedout
      @zeroedout 5 років тому +16

      That's the guy with the Asian wife

    • @57Strudel
      @57Strudel 5 років тому +3

      @whoohoo001 Or he could have been a guy with a good ear who got the jokes when they were delivered and not 45 seconds later, like most of the rest of the audience. The Great Wall joke took forever to dawn on most of them. It was painful. But Laughing Guy got it immediately.

    • @adambpm
      @adambpm 5 років тому +1

      @@57Strudel I laughed at the same time Laughing Guy got it too

    • @adambpm
      @adambpm 5 років тому +1

      @@57Strudel (but i'm Asian I get things faster)

  • @mefford67
    @mefford67 5 років тому +717

    *”I know about walls... they don’t work!”* 😂😂😂

    • @jennifermercer3481
      @jennifermercer3481 4 роки тому +5

      @erni muja clearly it did not

    • @mayixinhuang5534
      @mayixinhuang5534 4 роки тому +14

      erni muja In short, Walls in China are more like protections rather than preventions. All Walls, if you know what I am saying. Cheers

    • @mayixinhuang5534
      @mayixinhuang5534 4 роки тому +1

      erni muja far from it 🙂anyway, case closed. Have a nice day

    • @gurdis
      @gurdis 4 роки тому +11

      That’s true. I’m a Chinese living in China now. I’m here to prove it

    • @Aemoria
      @Aemoria 4 роки тому +1

      @@mayixinhuang5534 You're incredibly stupid.

  • @beunaventura66
    @beunaventura66 3 роки тому +3

    These are the cleanest funniest jokes 😆 a man of class.

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      @khabylamefun1579 Рік тому

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  • @tokyomilmil
    @tokyomilmil Рік тому +3

    Where’s my “50 Shades of Mexicans” I need it to be written right now!!!

  • @steve1978ger
    @steve1978ger 5 років тому +409

    Germans weren't too happy with their wall, either.

    • @palimpalim9757
      @palimpalim9757 5 років тому +57

      And now it's a tourist attraction... Something about history and repeating and stuff...

    • @france7678
      @france7678 5 років тому +13

      steve1978ger or the Maginot Line, didn’t work either.

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 5 років тому +5

      @@france7678 - well, the Wehrmacht went around it, but the Maginot Line itself performed beautifully...

    • @Philemaphobia
      @Philemaphobia 5 років тому +1

      I think the Bavarians are going to put up the next european wall XD they started inner german border controls. SAUBLEED

    • @PreyingMantisRanch
      @PreyingMantisRanch 5 років тому +1

      @@steve1978ger Agreed. And why did the Germans go around it? Because the Belgians never built the part they agreed on after WWI. Relied on their neutrality. Bad idea.

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 5 років тому +240

    We're pretty much all different shades of Mexicans!
    That's the truth that every human being has to face at some point in their lives!
    I find that philosophical!

    • @hjh1972
      @hjh1972 5 років тому +4

      It's the joke version of "I am a foreigner, almost everywhere on earth" - less philosophical but funny..

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 5 років тому +2

      Well, we are what we eat!

  • @48peon
    @48peon 4 роки тому +17

    OMG, I've watched this the second time after about 8 months, this guy is funny as hell. His comedy is deep.

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      @khabylamefun1579 Рік тому

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  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 4 роки тому +8

    Thankx Stephen for introducing us to Wong! That's the first time I've seen a Chinese man kill a comedy show. He was great and hopefully there's more to come. THE PEOPLE WANT MORE!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!!

  • @empath3133
    @empath3133 5 років тому +379

    I love being Mexican even more now thx to his joke lol

  • @winq9322
    @winq9322 5 років тому +909

    “I have a lot of things in common with the white guys, for example, I have an Asian wife” LOL

    • @velzing22
      @velzing22 5 років тому +6

      For this statement, i dont really understand. Is white ppl in america like to marry asian?

    • @edison7300037
      @edison7300037 5 років тому +45

      ​@@velzing22 "back in the days" (not sure if this idea still exists or not, i hope it's long dead) white men consider asian woman as "submissive, docile, loyal and obedient" comparing to their own "fight for the right and equality" white woman. it was popular for quite a time you know, it even had an ugly name called "yellow fever".
      BTW, this stereotype probably came from a book later became play called "Madama Butterfly" it's a very very fucked up tragic story.

    • @velzing22
      @velzing22 5 років тому +2

      @@edison7300037 and thats idea make white ppl like to have asian wife?

    • @edison7300037
      @edison7300037 5 років тому +7

      @@velzing22 for some folks yes.

    • @YAS9112
      @YAS9112 5 років тому +4

      @@velzing22 I dated asian ladies so as some of my friends. usually commonly white nerds dudes like Asian girls

  • @playmaker3901
    @playmaker3901 2 роки тому +4

    The hidden layer behind his “please leave my country” joke tho 😂😂

  • @neroknight1234
    @neroknight1234 3 роки тому +6

    Smart jokes are the hardest to do. He killed each one lol. Not resorting to insulting people but just make them laugh is even harder. I hope he gets a special.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +1669

    The Mongol Hoard never did pay for it.

  • @shawnsmith1865
    @shawnsmith1865 5 років тому +1922

    Smart and Sharp comedy. Good to see!

  • @wes8888
    @wes8888 Місяць тому +1

    Every joke has at least double meaning, fluffy yet with weight. Bravo 👏👏

  • @Tikolico
    @Tikolico 4 роки тому +51

    I almost spat my coffee when he said "we are all different shades of Mexican" XD

  • @joshuaaragon7110
    @joshuaaragon7110 5 років тому +211

    I just became an instant fan!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 5 років тому +1785

    I would love to tour the Great Wall of America

    • @khi6727
      @khi6727 5 років тому +27

      I feel that name is awesome somehow

    • @chinesespeakwelsh
      @chinesespeakwelsh 4 роки тому +4

      Ray Mak Tour of the GWA that sounds powerful.))))

    • @icankickflipok
      @icankickflipok 4 роки тому +16

      At least we can make some money off the wall with tourism, since it’s not gonna be useful for much else. Especially when trump can’t keep his mouth shut about what’s it’s built out of, as if people are too stupid to be able to make or obtain specific tools they can use effectively to get through those materials easily.

    • @albertoguerra3995
      @albertoguerra3995 4 роки тому +21

      The Great Wall Of China Will Always Be A Better Construction Than Whatever That Pumpkin Head Can Even Come Up. And BTW, He Promised His Dumb Supporters Mexico Would Pay For It And Of Course That Pea Brain Knew He Never Had A Plan To Make That Work.

    • @mrkneel5760
      @mrkneel5760 3 роки тому +5

      It’s not very impressive. Just like Donny

  • @-ul7lh
    @-ul7lh 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is sooo smart. The information is overwhelming.

  • @johngta7172
    @johngta7172 4 роки тому +317

    I have much in common with white people -- "I have an Asian wife"

    • @manoid8039
      @manoid8039 3 роки тому

      @apolo kabali man i really wish that was true

    • @stevensum2011
      @stevensum2011 3 роки тому +3

      Why white guys like Asian women?Sense humor?

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 3 роки тому +17

      @@stevensum2011 because they're sick of Karens

    • @Bagledog5000
      @Bagledog5000 3 роки тому +6

      @@pragueexpat5106
      Bingo!! That's why I married someone from Japan.

    • @manoid8039
      @manoid8039 3 роки тому +1

      @@stevensum2011 i just want my free wife since i don't have one

  • @xiaobaihu5433
    @xiaobaihu5433 5 років тому +145

    Every joke joe wang tells is profound. It contains abundant irony and metaphor. I need to chew his words over and over again.

  • @joshuachristopher7601
    @joshuachristopher7601 5 років тому +304

    That one guy laughing the whole video😂😂😂

    • @maxcai5567
      @maxcai5567 4 роки тому +1

      He must be a Mexican

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins 3 роки тому +12

    That was really cool, and I had some good genuine laughs. Also his jokes were nuanced, layered, I loved it!

  • @GG-mr9iz
    @GG-mr9iz 4 роки тому +2

    That 1 guy has the best laugh in the world. You always need someone like that. It makes you feel happy.

  • @Nayakthunder
    @Nayakthunder 5 років тому +92

    This guy was on fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @sonjaparham6224
    @sonjaparham6224 5 років тому +150

    Let’s have him as a guest again.

  • @emmyrip8615
    @emmyrip8615 3 роки тому +124

    This sounds so ridiculous, but I feel like the smarter someone is, the funnier they are.

    • @randomweirdo123
      @randomweirdo123 3 роки тому +16

      Not ridiculous at all. Humor is a form of intelligence. And this guy’s jokes are brilliant and well thought out, not just trying to be vulgar like most comedians.

    • @davidcobb7446
      @davidcobb7446 3 роки тому +4

      That goes without saying, a certain level of intelligence must be present in order for a person to recognize a situation and then turn that into humor that most folks would find funny. Some comedians may not be polished but they are far from being dumb.

    • @likelihoodoccurrence2384
      @likelihoodoccurrence2384 3 роки тому

      She pushed at the door but it wouldn't budge.

    • @theecologist10
      @theecologist10 3 роки тому +1

      That's why kids will laugh at anything, they're less intelligent, but it improves as we get older, and smarter

  • @arielsummer6987
    @arielsummer6987 3 роки тому +7

    The guy laughing hard, I love him. You know he is a great guy.
    This stand up is brilliant. I loved it from the beginning to the end. Amazing.👏

  • @k99evil70
    @k99evil70 5 років тому +349

    Greetings for my Chinese brother
    From Indian brother ☺️
    You are good....

  • @lukechristmas3951
    @lukechristmas3951 5 років тому +179

    What I like about this guy is that his stand up makes you think.

  • @bento8
    @bento8 3 роки тому +4

    This is toooo funny. Watched number of times, kills me every time.

  • @andrewtee
    @andrewtee 2 роки тому +3

    The most brilliant standup comedian I have ever came across, no foul language, no sex jokes, no exaggerated expressions, just jokes.

  • @RonBrowncomeandgetit
    @RonBrowncomeandgetit 5 років тому +192

    This guys timing was remarkable.. intelligent & noteworthy ‼️👍🏽

  • @Dominicn123
    @Dominicn123 5 років тому +346

    The fact that he is able to be funny without being vulgar, swearing, or insulting/offending another race, personality, politics, religion etc shows how much of a genius and a good comedian he is. Its not brave to use trump jokes as a crutch, and not using curse words at the end of a punch line to force a laugh that comics usually do during stand up on here is refreshing.

    • @claytonis1
      @claytonis1 5 років тому +18

      Ok, you like a particular style of comedy. I liked this guy. I also like vulgar comedians. I like political comedians, aka Trump bashing... But you framed your comment in judgement of any dissenting opinion, which ANY comedian would take you to task for. You are allowed an opinion and a personal preference. You are not allowed to believe your opinion is correct for anyone but you.... because we are all allowed the same privileges as you.

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl 5 років тому +8

      @Just Killing Time This! He praises Wong how he is humourous without attacking anyone by - - - attacking other comedians. Self awareness = zero. Also that tired cliché that people who curse are unintelligent which is proven wrong many times. And cursing is automatically funny only to immature people (and I guess puritan people who are shocked by cursing of all things but that's another subject). It's a comedian's delivery and subject that makes it funny not some random words which are categorised as curses in certain areas.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 років тому +5

      @@claytonis1 I don't see where the OP framed his opinion as a judgement to anyone else or where they are stating their opinion is correct for everyone else.

    • @preddyshite6342
      @preddyshite6342 5 років тому +4

      @@ASMRyouVEGANyet ". Its not brave to use trump jokes as a crutch, and not using curse words at the end of a punch line to force a laugh that comics usually do during stand up on here is refreshing." not hard to misconstrue

    • @BLiu-oc6gz
      @BLiu-oc6gz 5 років тому +1

      He also has a phd in bio chemistry

  • @chenyl0525
    @chenyl0525 3 роки тому +2

    There are a lot of stand up comedians. And there is Joe Wong. Respect.

  • @jasongoodman3546
    @jasongoodman3546 Рік тому +1

    Dry delivery with sharp execution. An Original approach. Thank you Murica!

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab6393 5 років тому +626

    Ready to have your mind blown.
    He’s 48 years old.

    • @dothedeed
      @dothedeed 5 років тому +67

      I have a co-worker I thought was a young dude just out of high school. Turns out the guy is 36, married with kids.

    • @Nickname_42
      @Nickname_42 5 років тому +59

      no alcohol, smoking, no fast food, no sun and asian genes.. they pretty much all keep baby faces until 70 years of age

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 5 років тому +20

      Never been happier for my half Asian genes

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 5 років тому +3

      Wow!!

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 5 років тому +14

      that's not mind blowing at all that sounds right late 40s or early 50s, how badly do white people age that this is mind blowing?

  • @Saisai-ze8ys
    @Saisai-ze8ys 5 років тому +1603

    "Mexican can cross the river and come here. And I have to fly thousands of miles.....
    to Mexico....
    ... and cross that river."

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 5 років тому +37

      Lads bought wrong ticket
      He should've bought ticket for south canada

    • @joleisawu4823
      @joleisawu4823 5 років тому +7

      I don't really get this one, can you explain a little to me? thanks!

    • @chawvencent2664
      @chawvencent2664 5 років тому +5

      @@joleisawu4823 maybe a common way for Smuggling

    • @layzhangofficial9771
      @layzhangofficial9771 5 років тому +23

      @@joleisawu4823 一般墨西哥人游河偷渡到美国,他知道了这个主意,先飞了几千公里到墨西哥然后偷渡游河。

    • @guanlinchang
      @guanlinchang 5 років тому +68

      No his point here is that, it is even more difficult for Chinese to get here (legally or not) than Mexican...not just in the sense of distance, but in the sense of policies as well.

  • @k14michael
    @k14michael 3 роки тому +49

    People are trying to tear down walls and trump wanted to build a wall.
    That should tell us something!

  • @nikhilsrl
    @nikhilsrl 3 роки тому +1

    Finding this today. Kept getting better and the last one was the best of the lot.

  • @karllouiebernal8522
    @karllouiebernal8522 5 років тому +199

    Those perfectly-timed pauses in-between jokes are brilliant. Gives it time to build up and sink in.

  • @YTU1116
    @YTU1116 5 років тому +463

    He was funny without making fun of people. It's harder to be funny without saying bad stuff about people or calling people bad stuff like how they do in America.

    • @tobi90569
      @tobi90569 5 років тому +14

      But he totally ragged on Americans not liking exercise.

    • @arronbeta598
      @arronbeta598 5 років тому +3

      Toby Ali its tru tho

    • @rongarcia2128
      @rongarcia2128 5 років тому +5

      Well, let's see jokes about asians, mexicans,blacks.. hmm...somethings missing. Let's hire a Stereotypical small asian guy with thick accent. Nothing wrong with this at all

    • @dwayneellis7197
      @dwayneellis7197 5 років тому

      Pretty good!

    • @chrisdivine_
      @chrisdivine_ 5 років тому +1

      He was making fun of people just in a nice way

  • @Mary_Lee2395
    @Mary_Lee2395 4 роки тому +16

    His jokes contributes a lot to America’s health because laughter is the best medicine ❤️😄

  • @zitchfukker4864
    @zitchfukker4864 4 роки тому +4

    That guy in the background had me rollonig hahahaha