So far it's ok, I think it's more thought for casuals NGL, at least mobile even there are sweats though so it still sucks that I can't goof around with my friends after 10 hours of work.
I once ran a naked mosin run on interchange. Heard a shuffle behind me while looting German, did a 180 and ripped off a point fire LPS GZH. It was Killa. I hit his dome with a .013% chance to pen. He folded immediately. He's never let me live it down.
not to get all technical, but you probably hit his helmet and not the face shield, which is only class 4 not class 6, meaning you had around a 90+% chance to pen with LPS
Two Tuxbird Tarkov videos in a year, we are blessed. For real tho, it's always nice to see an upload from you, no matter how sporadic or consistent. Keep up the great work
My dogs also love cheese and somehow they ALWAYS know when I've opened one. Doesn't matter how quietly I peel the plastic, they hear it and recognize it every time.
Tux has successfully manifested annother digital upload to be directly broadcasted into my brain, actively frying my synapses, firing my neurons and melting my prefrontalquatex
You failed to mention to those that don't know The worst part about hunting the bosses, is not the shitty spawns but the 15% or so spawn rate of said boss
There's a mod for SPT called Normalized Bots which reduces health on all bosses and special enemies to the same as PMCs, as well as removing special character specific abilities like Kolontay making your gun jam until you run away, or Killa having instant reloads When you play with a mod like that, you realize how lasy BSG is with their balance. Just make them 100% accurate and agro you from 300m away to stop players from easily farming them That will surely make the game better
my luckiest moment is 2 ledx on the tables at scav camp on woods. it was end of wipe and i hadn’t played at all so didn’t even have flea market. i’ll never tip it
The best luck of tarkov is when I pulled a green and violet card in the span of 24 hours, but that came the cost of prob the same amount of rouble of labs runs and sanity breaks (still insane)
my luckiest moment on tarkov was getting shot with 8.5 buckshot to the face by a scav while i had no helmet and somehow the sunglasess i had on tanked the buckshot
Fun fact if you wanna try Arena Breakout Before it is officialy released they also have a mobile version so you can have constant heart attacks while on your phone
My tarkov luck ran out in like 12.12 when i found 3 red keycards on the 4th week of the wipe. I have been in hell ever since that wipe ended funny enough.
Having an arena breakout sponsor on a tarkov video is absolutely hilarious
They really be having beef
Lets go
Sheffgg does it bro 😂 that makes me laugh every time
The ads are gonna be like raid shadow legends…
So far it's ok, I think it's more thought for casuals NGL, at least mobile even there are sweats though so it still sucks that I can't goof around with my friends after 10 hours of work.
"HE CLAPPED MY CHEEKS LIKE THE PLANE JUST LANDED" 🗣🗣🗣 (this would do numbers in 2001)
u next up out the hood fr🗣🗣🗣
Mfer you gay. Mfer im gay. Mfer we gay. 🌈
We need an extended version that shit went hard
i didnt know you where this kind of person, jay...
@@beatbop7160 perhaps went a little too hard *moans in your ear*
Tux and tarkov go together like peanut butter and gasoline and man I'm cravin more
wait
@@TuxBirdthey taste great together
@@TuxBird was your shit reset
Peanut butter?
I once ran a naked mosin run on interchange. Heard a shuffle behind me while looting German, did a 180 and ripped off a point fire LPS GZH. It was Killa. I hit his dome with a .013% chance to pen. He folded immediately.
He's never let me live it down.
as someone who has seen a LITTLE too much of Killa, this makes me smile a big smile
not to get all technical, but you probably hit his helmet and not the face shield, which is only class 4 not class 6, meaning you had around a 90+% chance to pen with LPS
@igorborracini5722 I believe at the time the helmet and shield were the same armor class, it was shortly after the release of the mosin
@@WasabiiNA you couldve also hit the eyes but still insane odds lol
@@darppy6985 You can't the armor hitboxes are saran wrapped to the fleshy bits they protect. Bullets cannot go through slits and gaps in the armor.
"CLAP MY CHEEKS" out now on all streaming platforms! (I'm never releasing it)
ADGE RELEASE THE SONG PLEASE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS IM BEGGING YOU ADGE PLEASE
this MIGHT be playboi carti?!! 🧛🩸🖤🏳🌈
LIKE THE PLANE JUST LANDED
Release it!!!
Ok but like…I wrote a couple verses for you 😳
GET ME THE CONTENT
FEED ME THE CONTENT
A BEEF WELLINGTON ON THE HOUSE, SIR
it's yummy but we starving again 🫗@@TuxBird
Imagine getting red rebel twice in a row and not dropping it to your buddy.
The Greed is real in this one
Two Tuxbird Tarkov videos in a year, we are blessed. For real tho, it's always nice to see an upload from you, no matter how sporadic or consistent. Keep up the great work
Tux can get Killa tracksuit, and 2 red rebels, but I get dinked by a mosin right when I’m about to put the DAMN PURPLE LABS CARD IN MY CONTAINER
Well don't feel too bad purple is one of the cheapest cards
An ABI sponsor on a tarkov video is like watching two company's fight in real time
The luckiest I've ever been in escape from tarkov is having never played escape from tarkov.
lol....easily the most janky, nonathletic game I've tried to play
Nah, you used up 99.9999% of your luck for those 2 Red Rebels.
The way you subbed Shturman voicelines is hilarious, because it's absolutely not what Shturman says
12:07 “Tree in front of me” on woods is a devious callout
14:13 Just a tip, you combine SJ6 with Trimadol, you get infinite sprint for that duration
Whatever the "out of context" intro music was.... IMMA NEED THAT
3:32
"Zooming in on You" by Wanda Shakes!
4:02 i need a full version of tihs
8:27 "Announce publically" (public announcement?)
10:43 "Pee pee turds fart"
10:48 "I don't know what he's saying oops"
11:00 "two weeks battle pass"
Two weeks is meant to be fortnight, you know Fortnite battle pass, учи мемы пиндосов брат
0:01 immediately earned a like for the Halo CE sniper zoom sounds
fr?
7:34 what the hell was that SpongeBob image
TUXBIRDDDDDD!!!! DROP ANOTHER TARKOV VID, AND MY LIFE IS YOURSS
ANOTHER ONE COMING RIGHT UP!!!!!!!!!
Yay
3:32 Tux! I love the Out of Context changes! The popping still scratches my brain so good!!!
10:47 He's saying "Огонь по готовности!" - "Fire at will!"
1 minute in and im in tears.... you earned yourself a subscription buddy 😂
My dogs also love cheese and somehow they ALWAYS know when I've opened one. Doesn't matter how quietly I peel the plastic, they hear it and recognize it every time.
4:02
New Stimpee outro music is going CRAZY bro.
Two tarkov videos is a treat. Keep em coming love these
Finally i get to consume more buxturd tarkov content
4:06 was actually wild for the amount of time he had 😂
Brother did he really just make a top 50 Hit in a few minutes? xD this guy should be a Music Producer
Bro if more people could make tarkov videos like this man, the sound effects alone make this great.
That "RUN" at the beginning had more energy behind it than I expend in a whole fucking day
now this is a way quicker tarkov upload than usual
When he said "Огонь по готовности" on 10:52 that meant "Fire at will" :)
Tux has successfully manifested annother digital upload to be directly broadcasted into my brain, actively frying my synapses, firing my neurons and melting my prefrontalquatex
You failed to mention to those that don't know
The worst part about hunting the bosses, is not the shitty spawns but the 15% or so spawn rate of said boss
LETS GO TUX! IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR MORE TARKY CONTENT!
So glad to have died to you at 7:15. Made our nights
Now imagine after all that Stankrat was laying down in that spot behind Outskirts extract lmao
This is my type of call out in Woods 8:52
Goes to fight the goons on woods: “A CHEATER WHAT THE HELL”
9:00 That shot send my video to 240p 😂
No fking way bro got sponsored by ABI on a tarkov video😂😂😂
As an ABM player, im proud of you
damn.... the old Combat Arms Breath holding sound send me straight back 13 Years.
Came for the side of Escape from Tarkov they don't want us to see, but stayed for your dog eating cheese 😊
My luckiest moment in tarkov is i do a scav run on factory and a red key card spawn in my pocket
If the chance of the rebel spawning is 2%
Then the chance of him spawning with it twice in a row was 0.04%
that woods raid is why i always keep my sheath empty if im not going Reserve or Lighthouse
There's a mod for SPT called Normalized Bots which reduces health on all bosses and special enemies to the same as PMCs, as well as removing special character specific abilities like Kolontay making your gun jam until you run away, or Killa having instant reloads
When you play with a mod like that, you realize how lasy BSG is with their balance. Just make them 100% accurate and agro you from 300m away to stop players from easily farming them
That will surely make the game better
I have watched a lot of Tarkov videos that try to play on the serious side but I like these videos with the mixture of serious and silly.
The tension would be even higher if it was real life. Then, your life literally depends on it
I love watching these videos, PLEASE MORE
The day tux uploads is the day i finally get 1.85 million subs
(so never)
Tux's videos are just extra long intros. I never know when the intro ends and the video begins.
This is far the best of Tarkov I have seen. Really great, it's fun, and the last part exciting. Sub!
3:22 brother my BRAIN crashed after hearing that sentence 😭 I had to go back like 5 times
Only Tux can advertise Tarkov competitor in Tarkov video
Tarkov content is what I LIVE for
Another W Tarkov vid. It’s been so long since I’ve seen Snake with ya. The Division days were lit af 😂
Tux’s next funny Tarkov video: 3 months later from now
my luckiest moment is 2 ledx on the tables at scav camp on woods. it was end of wipe and i hadn’t played at all so didn’t even have flea market. i’ll never tip it
If youre going to farm shturman leave your melee slot empty and just equip it straight away if its there youll keep it even if you die
thank you for uploding funny bird man👍
We made it, boys. Can't wait for more cheese for ace.
Edit: I'm concerned for tux's search history now.
6:03 is so real
I can't wait to relive the Killa grind again. That was stressful watching that on twitch lol.
2:06 his paws do be sliding though
Love you tux ❤
love you even more (if it's even possible because the love we share for eachother is infinite)
@@TuxBird You have such a way with words dearly beloved
15:54 I understood that reference
The best luck of tarkov is when I pulled a green and violet card in the span of 24 hours, but that came the cost of prob the same amount of rouble of labs runs and sanity breaks (still insane)
Yay! Another Tuxbird video! ❤
First time I’ve seen tux willingly play woods
my luckiest moment on tarkov was getting shot with 8.5 buckshot to the face by a scav while i had no helmet and somehow the sunglasess i had on tanked the buckshot
Your editing style is still my favorite
The luckiest time i have ever been is my friends not being the reason i keep dying and helping me in raids
What? Another Tuxbird video I wasn't expecting this for this year.
the editing is pissing me off, it's way too good
Multiple tarkov videos from tux in the same wipe?? Guess the world is ending or something
This is not escape from tarkov this is tarkov escapes from you
waiting for tux to drop a tarkov video is like americans waiting for america to be great again
hes back missed you made my tummy hurt
This video's thumbnail reminds me of the time i tried to be friendly to the goons as a USEC
always funy to watch how tux russian subtitles never match with actual bots voicelines 😂
Nice video bro
See you in next 2 months again
lmao the drdiesrespect armor at the end
You mean dr child inspect
out of context but, I just started tarkov and I just found 2 graphics cards in the same store on the interchange map am so happy
not gunna lie i dont watch alot of EFT content but your videos are gold man im here for it
9:07 what a depressing docs case
13:15 just the cod mw4 ghille up theam is crazy good there
what i like to do on woods is go sawmill and fire my svd 4 times then throw a supressor on and sit on streamer hill.
doing an arena breakout ad on a tarkov video is fucking hilarious
i found 2 ledexs in a room that was searched once
Fun fact if you wanna try Arena Breakout Before it is officialy released they also have a mobile version so you can have constant heart attacks while on your phone
True i love the game so much that i actually spend money for the cosmetic especially season 2, and 4 cosmetic
My tarkov luck ran out in like 12.12 when i found 3 red keycards on the 4th week of the wipe. I have been in hell ever since that wipe ended funny enough.
more tarkov vids please these are mad fun to watch🤣🤣
How did i not see this when this was uploded
Went on woods first raid one wipe with a buddy and found a LEDX. Next raid, same spot, found another.
The halo sound effects 😂👌👌
I got a red rebel at the giving tree once.
Good times.
Oh look bird man uploaded again