Ebert & Roeper (2002) - The Worst of (2002)

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2023
  • 0:00 Big Stars in Big Bombs
    3:06 Bad Bonding
    5:40 They're A Drag
    8:30 Cast Away
    11:33 No More McMovies
    13:23 Retro Disasters
    14:44 Wretched Remakes
    16:37 Commercials
    16:58 The Absolute Worst Films of 2002

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  • @JoeyArmstrong2800
    @JoeyArmstrong2800 Рік тому +48

    The "worst of" episodes were always my favorite.

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 Рік тому +2

      I agree 😊!

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

      Sadly there's always more terrible movies than terrific ones

    • @AndyBluebear-fi9om
      @AndyBluebear-fi9om День тому

      Yeah it's a good reminder no matter how much we romanticize any year or decade, it too had it's share of crap pop culture.

  • @peterkuykendall2367
    @peterkuykendall2367 12 днів тому +1

    Here are my choices for the worst movies of 2002.
    10). Death To Smoochy - Big Star in a bad movie - Robin Williams
    9). I spy - 1st of 2 bad movies by Eddie Murphy
    8). Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - Big Star in a bad movie - Antonio Banderas
    7). The Master of Disguise - bad movie by former SNL star - Dana Carvey
    6). FeardotCom - Not so thrilled Thriller
    5). Rollerball - Distrarous Remake
    4). Juwanna Mann - They are a drag
    3). The Adventures of Pluto Nash - 2nd of 2 bad movies by Eddie Murphy
    2). Swept Away - Bad Career Move - Madonna
    The worst movie of 2002.
    1). Home Alone 4: Taking back the house - worst movie sequel

  • @jonathanwallis3300
    @jonathanwallis3300 2 місяці тому +9

    I am SHOCKED “Master of Disguise” wasn’t on this list. That had got to be one of the most unfunniest films I had ever seen.

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

      People will watch anything caught on tape

    • @BK-jn9cp
      @BK-jn9cp 12 днів тому

      Are you telling me I'm not Turtley enough for the Turtle Club???

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 7 місяців тому +7

    "he wants to poison the world's water supply."
    You gotta love a movie super villain whose grand plan for taking over the world is predicted on the fact he genuinely wants to believe that people living in shanghai china and miami florida drink water from the same place..
    He clearly failed 9th grade science.

  • @FlashTimberwolf
    @FlashTimberwolf 10 місяців тому +8

    12:16 - We did get a Men in Black 3, but thankfully that movie is better than Men in Black 2.

    • @stefantomasi4036
      @stefantomasi4036 9 місяців тому +2

      This truly foreshadowed Men in Black 3. I also watched a guest critic & Roeper review of Knocked Up and he said I would like to revisit them in Knocked Up again which foreshadowed this is 40 lol

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 3 місяці тому +1

      Roger even said it was the best in the trilogy.

  • @Xanatos21
    @Xanatos21 6 місяців тому +4

    Yeah, "Men in Black II" was very disappointing. "Men in Black III" (which came out much, MUCH later in 2012) was surprisingly awesome, though! I saw it in RealD-3D with my dad and we both loved it.

  • @rvy26
    @rvy26 Рік тому +13

    4:16 I'm surprised Rotten Tomatoes existed in 2002

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

      Without googling, I'm gonna say 2002 is when rotten tomatoes began

    • @HoneyBunny-69
      @HoneyBunny-69 Місяць тому +1

      Whatever you do, DON'T rely on RT. They SUCK!! It's amazing how many fake accounts exist to give a really bad movie a positive score. IMDb is no better, either.

    • @johnclavis
      @johnclavis 26 днів тому

      ​@@HoneyBunny-69could you give us any recent examples?

  • @user-os1op8pf9s
    @user-os1op8pf9s 10 місяців тому +22

    Why all the hate for Death to Smootchy? It was surprisingly good! Smootchy is obviously suppose to be Barney the Dinosaur and they were making fun of those kid shows.

    • @stacyburton280
      @stacyburton280 10 місяців тому +1

      I loved Death to Smoochy! Ed Norton was so cute!

    • @cheesezee86
      @cheesezee86 21 день тому +3

      The cult has formed

    • @gwb19
      @gwb19 День тому +2

      Death to Smoochy is my pick for most underrated comedy

    • @AndyBluebear-fi9om
      @AndyBluebear-fi9om День тому

      @@cheesezee86 The internet allows the few fans of crap like Death to Smoochy to gather online and make it seem like flops are more beloved than they are, leading to "revisionist" history or something.

    • @nickfitchner3218
      @nickfitchner3218 20 годин тому +1

      Death to smoochy is absolutely hilarious! Rainbow Randolph might honestly be my favorite Robin Williams performance!

  • @madjack18
    @madjack18 8 місяців тому +4

    "They say there are three ways to prepare a healthy great tasting ANNUAL FILM FESTIVAL AT SEA!"

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 7 місяців тому

      Thank you for typing this so I didn't have to!

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

      I'm not high enough to understand this

  • @scottmccurdy6493
    @scottmccurdy6493 5 місяців тому +2

    16:38 "They say there are three ways to prepare a healthy, great tasting-annual film festival at sea!"

  • @ThePynnacle
    @ThePynnacle 9 днів тому

    Wow, shocked that Rotten Tomatoes was around back in 2002, and even more surprised that it was being mentioned in 2002.

    • @Mondomeyer
      @Mondomeyer 8 днів тому

      Rotten Tomatoes luanched in 1998.

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 Рік тому +50

    Bad movies have gotten worse over the years. A bad movie from 2002 plays like a creative masterpiece in 2023

    • @sammybear7100
      @sammybear7100 Рік тому +1

      So true. At least those movies don't feel completely souless

    • @JustinZarian
      @JustinZarian 9 місяців тому +5

      I dunno. Did you see Ecks vs. Sever?

    • @ganglabesh
      @ganglabesh 9 місяців тому

      absolutely gospel

    • @bunnybismuth
      @bunnybismuth 7 місяців тому +5

      Get a real opinion

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 7 місяців тому

      I don't know man, Adam Sandler's films certainly don't fit that criteria

  • @funnyguy7574
    @funnyguy7574 4 місяці тому +2

    I worked in a movie theater in 2002 it was fun the movies were kind of bad though

  • @nickfitchner3218
    @nickfitchner3218 20 годин тому

    I gotta disagree with both I spy and death to smoochy being on this list. Both Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams are in top form here. Two of the funniest performances I’ve ever seen!

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 10 місяців тому +3

    I liked Enough even though it was unrealistic.

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

      Very Forgettable Movie. Jennifer Lopez is very talented but the Movie is very Forgettable. Even though technically I liked it. And even though it was a copy of Sleeping With The Enemy

    • @mindyourownbusiness999
      @mindyourownbusiness999 11 днів тому

      Enough Already!

    • @PelvisPresley420
      @PelvisPresley420 11 днів тому

      @@mindyourownbusiness999 enough is enough is 1 of Howard Stern's favorite bands

  • @phillipblanc4846
    @phillipblanc4846 Рік тому +24

    Death to smoochy is a comedic masterpiece ❤

    • @chrispa9573
      @chrispa9573 8 місяців тому +7

      No it's not.

    • @Mdavis348
      @Mdavis348 6 місяців тому

      Or the worst movie of 2002 either or 😐

    • @stevensatanson
      @stevensatanson 3 місяці тому +2

      I'm in the masterpiece camp, although the characters are all grating in their own special way (which is kind of the point of it)

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg 2 місяці тому +3

      It's a piece of crap.

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg 2 місяці тому +2

    It is truly amazing that year after year a river of absolute dogshit movies is made. Every movie that they brought up was at least pretty bad, and most were downright awful.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 місяці тому +1

    I liked mr deeds, and yeah The buttler was the best charecter in the movie.

    • @Rusty3659
      @Rusty3659 Місяць тому

      How in God's name could anybody like that absolute mockery of the classic film, which was directed by Frank Capra, started the magnificent Jean Arthur and one of Hollywood's greatest non-actors, Gary Cooper? The minute the first frame of that absolute garbage was displayed in theaters, Frank Capra, Jean Arthur and Gary Cooper also three started spinning non-stop in their graves.

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    If people would stop watching crappy movies, Filmmakers would have no choice but to make great ones. But unfortunately people will always continue watching anything caught on tape

  • @joeypieper6384
    @joeypieper6384 3 місяці тому +2

    Roeper predicted the Madonna-Guy Ritchie Divorce!

  • @sammybear7100
    @sammybear7100 Рік тому +6

    So many drag movies that year!! And the Sweetest Thing is legitimately funny lol

    • @prettydvmb
      @prettydvmb День тому

      I always hated the sweetest thing. Its a cult classic and ill never get why.

  • @noisepuppet
    @noisepuppet 7 місяців тому

    16:37 and we never did learn all three ways to prepare a healthy, great-tasting annual film festival at sea

  • @julianmarsh8384
    @julianmarsh8384 9 місяців тому +1

    Gawd....imagine what they would be saying about today's movies...they'd be sitting with their pants open and drinking nonstop...

  • @cassnate6259
    @cassnate6259 24 дні тому

    These must have been very forgettable movies because I remember so few of them compared to the 90s "worst of" episodes.

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 9 місяців тому +1

    According to JJ Abrams, Juwanna Man is the greatest film of all time.

  • @malichitte
    @malichitte Рік тому +2

    Bleh, I wouldn’t copy any of these movies.

  • @TheJameslehr
    @TheJameslehr Місяць тому

    Roger Ebert was very much the entertainer, only he was way better than most HWood ones.

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    Actors & Actress who only make movies for the paycheck should get blacklisted from the entire entertainment industry

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 8 місяців тому +1

    The original Swept Away had a ridiculous elongated title, "Swept Away... by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August." Whatever.
    But it did inspire me to retitle Madonna's version, "Swept Away in the Power of the Station When Your Brain Doesn't Work." Give us strength!
    The time on the boat was extended unnecesarily in the remake, so another reviewer asked sarcastically "What do they do with the extra time on the boat?" I found myself thinking of the Sixth Doctor's answer to a similar question, "Argue, mainly!" Pretty accurate, IMO!

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    Eddie Murphy sure has made a lot of cheesecakes under the guise of movies

  • @curleed85
    @curleed85 4 місяці тому

    I did like “Men in Black II” okay, though it wasn’t anywhere as good as the first and getting Agent K back seemed a bit contrived.
    As for “Scooby-Doo,” I thought that film was appalling. I watched it on Nickelodeon and was disgusted by the unnecessary burping/farting scene, alienated by how the main characters acted nothing like in the original material and perturbed when it turned out Scrappy-Doo was the villain.

  • @stradify1
    @stradify1 5 місяців тому

    Ebert liked Tomb Raider?? Now that's a shock lol

    • @timreeves8937
      @timreeves8937 3 місяці тому

      I think it is safer to say Ebert and Roeper both thought she was very good looking and gave her a pass..lol

  • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
    @littlekingtrashmouth9219 Рік тому +5

    “My stepdad isn’t mean, he’s just adjusting” still makes me laugh. Death to Smoochy might become an (almost) cult classic. Juwanna Mann predicted the future.

  • @daughterofolaf
    @daughterofolaf 6 місяців тому

    I love Sorority Boys but it IS a pretty bad movie, objectively.

  • @simonandsimon2352
    @simonandsimon2352 8 місяців тому

    Rollerball might be the worst of these

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 8 місяців тому +3

    They left out Star Wars Episode II.

    • @theanonymouscritic1710
      @theanonymouscritic1710 8 місяців тому

      Thank goodness they did. I remember they disagreed on Attack of the Clones, Roeper liked it and Roger didn’t and I really don’t think it’s that bad.

  • @darrellludlow
    @darrellludlow 21 день тому +3

    They really can't make drag sports movies nowadays like Juwanna Mann since it too closely resembles real life in today's wacky world.

  • @samdiego1965
    @samdiego1965 2 місяці тому

    Chicago and Die Another Day

  • @lingusdingua4889
    @lingusdingua4889 18 днів тому +3

    Juwanna Mann was prophetic

    • @geertvandijk1738
      @geertvandijk1738 12 годин тому

      Haha yes. Juwanna man is just expected behavior in 2024 sadly

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    2002 only had 5 good movies

  • @hansfeld5233
    @hansfeld5233 16 днів тому

    I never liked the Roeper episodes.

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    Hahaha more like 18 hours and 2 grand 😂😂😂

  • @slaugmromni6743
    @slaugmromni6743 4 місяці тому +1

    Roger Ebert’s most consistent ability is to horribly mispronounce actors’ names.

  • @jigglyboo8787
    @jigglyboo8787 10 місяців тому +4

    ''And because everyone is a moron, the ruse works'' Oh, the relevance this has today in the 🤡 world we live in

  • @ProletarianTakeover
    @ProletarianTakeover 8 місяців тому +3

    I liked Death to Smoochy.

  • @fdavis0706fdfd
    @fdavis0706fdfd 11 днів тому

    I thought the Sweetest Thing was funny.

  • @Jbaxter85
    @Jbaxter85  Рік тому +4

    My worst of 2002
    Hot Chick
    The New Guy
    I Spy
    Pluto Nash
    MIB 2
    Big Fat Liar
    Showtime
    Slackers
    Bad Company
    Home Alone 4
    Swept Away
    Rollerball
    Juwanna Mann
    Snow Dogs
    Stuart Little 2
    Ghost Ship
    Queen of the Damned
    Clockstoppers
    Enough
    Derailed
    High Crimes
    Friday After Next
    State Property
    Half Past Dead
    The Master of Disguise

    • @sammybear7100
      @sammybear7100 Рік тому +2

      Showtime was great. It's basically a comedic take of Nightcrawler complete with Rene Russo as a slimy news producer in both!

    • @thekingofmovies193
      @thekingofmovies193 Рік тому +3

      I have a soft spot for Snow Dogs, that was a childhood favorite of mine. So was Stuart Little 2. And MIB 2, it's not the original but it's fun and funny thanks to frank the pug.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets Рік тому +3

      That’s a good list. I kinda liked master of disguise and MIB2, but they certainly aren’t “great” movies

    • @adamcade604
      @adamcade604 11 місяців тому +3

      Where is die another Day?

    • @42k78
      @42k78 10 місяців тому +1

      Wow. I've seen like half of these and they all sucked. This is a pretty brutal list.

  • @PelvisPresley420
    @PelvisPresley420 Місяць тому

    HD existed in 2002. Too bad this video didn't know that

  • @stevenecarrier
    @stevenecarrier Місяць тому

    2002 is a big nostalgia year for me… lol
    Life or Something Like It - Love it
    Enough - Love it
    The Sweetest Thing - love it
    Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever - love it
    Full Frontal - Love it
    Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood - love it
    Men in Black II - love it
    Showtime - Love it
    The Adventures of Pluto Nash - love it
    I Spy - love it
    Scooby-Doo - love it
    Mr. Deeds - love it
    Rollerball - love it
    Swept Away - love it
    Death to Smoochy - love it

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 9 місяців тому

    Scooby Doo was good though...

  • @spinningbacksidekick
    @spinningbacksidekick 9 місяців тому +7

    Juwanna Man is today's WNBA and every other women's sport.

    • @bunnybismuth
      @bunnybismuth 7 місяців тому

      Trans people exist, die mad about it

  • @Locadel2003
    @Locadel2003 7 місяців тому +1

    Men In black 2 and Scooby doo are still better movies than most of today

  • @Rob-vy4bu
    @Rob-vy4bu 10 місяців тому +1

    Roeper tries too hard.

    • @daytripperhd
      @daytripperhd 27 днів тому

      he was the best choice for siskels replacement when u compare to the others who were horrible

  • @Emmathelady
    @Emmathelady 24 дні тому

    5:52
    Boy! Transphobia was just so easy to throw around back then. 🤦‍♀️