The fact that she never actually focuses on the stuff she did wrong, but rather blames everything on how the internet works and people gossip is absolutely hilarious.
Exactly. Also did I miss something bc she’s saying she’s being attacked over a fart joke but I haven’t heard anyone talk about that? They’re just talking about the screenshots.
@@charlottecollins2956she’s referring to a time during one of her live shows where she brought up an underage fan to the stage and spread her legs and when she spread her legs a fart sound was made. the fan in questioned talked about how they felt so insecure afterwards to the point where leaving the venue of the show felt unsafe because of the amount of looks she got from everyone there
@@letirz okay cool I’ve seen the girl talk about that, but I didn’t hear about the fart part so I thought it was a different story. Thank you though! My sister used to be obsessed with her and it is so sad to see what she’s been doing the whole time.
It's still insane she made this. She had to think through these lyrics, practice a few times, sit down and set up the camera, perform this, watch it through at least once, and STILL post it. I haven't thought of Miranda Sings for years, I would have never known the allegations if she didnt do this.
As an actual aunt (I’m 25 years old) with 10 nieces and nephews ranging between the ages of 5 months old to 14 years old I can assure you none of my sisters or me have behaved this way with children
she's not JUST the weird aunt" she's the one *"who wants to do something gross with his nieces and nephews, call it funny, then denies it when confronted about his nieces and nephew's childhood trauma"* :)
This isn't "I'm sorry for my actions," you know, the way apologies happen This is literally ten minutes of "hey can we all just stop talking about it?"
@@azliaheaven2800She groomed children. Also the fart "joke?" Its deeper than that. She had an underage minor go up on stage while their legs were spread and wearing a dress while a fart noise played
@dylan4926sent an underaged boy her underwear, asked for an ass pic & favorite sex position in a group chat filled with underage people, made an underage person stick their hands inside of her pants, and probably more but those are the ones that I believe and confident about the most
@@Zurzur1000 I think it's a comedy that people like you expect an apology from someone you've never interacted with irl and have no business sticking your nose into. You're upset for everyone else and are so stuck up your own ass that you can see the humor in a situation like this, (p.s. get a life, lol)
. . . damn... kid you just killed me like Im actually dead. I remember auditioning for that musical years ago. (P.S. You should let me know what part you get! Knock 'em silly!)
[Spoken] Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun [Spoken] Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!" And you're like "Ehhh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability [Spoken] But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun [Spoken] In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise [Spoken] Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased [Spoken] Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the UA-cam Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my UA-cam videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No [Spoken] It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity [Spoken] I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun [Spoken] Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Outro] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human [Spoken] But what do I know? Fuck me, right?
I want to be sitting in the courtroom when the jury watches this… she just left the group chat a few days ago…sending porn, nudes, promoting anorexia, grooming and more. It’s terrifying that she has access to three young children. She’s delusional and feels no remorse for any of this…
I don't even know what she did lmao but in this song she just looks like someone who tries to showcase themselves as a victim of the big bad internet to be seen as the victim when they're not
She groomed minors and sent lingire to a 13 y/o at the time. She got a young girl to spread her legs on the stage infront of thousands of people. There's alot of things she has done that I cannot squeeze into one comment.
Imagine acting like the victim in this? Like wth??? Im very happy that the creator of this vid made it so i don’t have to give her views so thank you for that!
What I really don't like and what's a recurring thing in these apology videos from people who've clearly done inexcusable things is that they don't really apologize or take responsibility for their actions. I feel that the reason why these people blame everything but themselves is because they're afraid of the consequences and afraid of losing everything near and dear to them, clearly unaware that they've hurt others and don't understand the effects of their actions. I honestly think these people should understand that they've harmed others and they should own up to what they've done regardless of whatever consequences come their way. Honestly, what is wrong saying that you fucked up?
There are people out there that are not sorry. They dont care how many people they hurt as long as they get what they want and they will do ANYTHING to avoid accountability for anything ever... because they dont feel bad. No guilt whatsoever. Turning things into a joke, like she did.
Tbh I think they’d do a lot better if they did take accountability instead of playing into the “UA-camr Apology Bingo” cards. Like they might actually be forgiven (Only some, cases like these are going to have to go the “wait until the internet has moved on” route)
Her making an apology video with her talking instead of singing would most likely still not make us forgive her but it would be a TINY bit better because it would show that she actually feels ashamed for what she did, but NOO lets sing our hearts out like I didn’t make minors uncomfortable in the worst way
she has a kid put his hand down her pants on stage, spreads a girls legs (also on stage), and sends a 13 year old her underwear then claims they were 'stupid mistakes'... sounds perfectly reasonable to me /s
@@regav62I think the lyrics are good, the metaphors about trains too are genuinely good😭 I think God accidentally gave the talent to the wrong person.
This song has no right to have catchy lyrics. I'm gonna steal some of the lyrics and make my own song, this could be a fire breakup song without the crappy bits
I wrote the whole lyrics help- Hey it’s been a while since you saw my face, I haven’t been doing so great, So I took a little break, A lot of people have been saying some things about me that aren’t quite true, Doesn’t matter if it’s true tho, Just as long as it’s entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard! the toxic gossip train, Chugging down the tracks of misinformation, The toxic gossip train, You got a one way ticket to, Manipulation station, Toxic gossip train, Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past, Those rumors look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps, I won’t survive in the tracks, But hey, Atleast your having fun! Uh hi everyone, I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you guys about a few things, Even tho my team has advised me not to say what I want to say, I recently realised that they never said that i couldnt sing what I wanted to say, So here I am, And um today I only wanna talk about the facts, So I hope you’ll be willing to listen, Here we go, Many years ago I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest, It was more of a loser kind of way, Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody, It was kinda like uh, When you go to a family gathering y’know? And there’s like a weird aunt there who keeps going up to everyone like, “Oh hey girl, What’s the tea!” And your like “ehhh..” Uhm, that was me, But in like group chats with my fans, It was weird, I’ve been sharing my life online for over 15 years, I’ve poured my heart out to you because of that I feel, Like I’m talking to my friends, But in the beginning of my career I didn’t really understand that mabey there should be some boundaries there, There were times in the dm’s where I would over share details of my life, Which was really weird of me I haven’t done that for years, You see, Because I changed my behaviour and took accountability, But that’s not very interesting, is it, So let’s go on.. The toxic gossip train, The locomotives fuelled with hateful accusations, The toxic gossip train, Steamroll over someone’s reputation, Toxic gossip train, Hop on board, But close your eyes otherwise you’ll realise, That the train of lies and the person that you despise, Mabey didn’t deserve to die, But hey, atleast your having fun, In all seriousness, I do think it’s really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes, Um, y’know we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes and grow, And change their behaviour and be a better person, This is something I’ve always tried to do when I make mistakes, And it’s something that I’ll continue to try t- Oh, You don’t care? Oh okay, I thought you wanted me to take accountability, But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No, Your goal is to ruin you life of the person you despise while you dramatise your lies and monetise their demise, Yea uhm, I can already hear the comments on this video “She’s gaslighting ! She’s manipulating, ugh she’s a narcissist a rat ! I would never make a mistake like that,” Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realise that all of you are perfect, So please, criticise me, Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past, And stab me repeatedly, In my Boney little back, I’m sure your disappointed in my _ little song, I know you wanted me to say I was 100% in the wrong, Well I’m sorry I’m not gonna take that route of admitting to lies and rumours that you made up for clout, “Hey everybody I found someone new to harass, She did some things that I do not like in her past, So gather round cuz we’re gonna attack, but not based on facts, Oh no your only loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys, You don’t need any armour where you can hide, Behind a screen,” So shoot me down quick with click and bam, My reputations deceased, Uh, so I wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl Miranda sings , You know the one, Yea her um, she’s PG-13, It says that on my website, It’s always been that way and that’s why you won’t find it on the yt kids app, Anyways um, I didn’t know it was my responsibility to decide what it was appropriate for every kid to see, I’ve always relied on parents to decide if they’re comfortable with there families watching my yt videos or coming to my live shows, Now, have made some poor jokes in taste? Yes, Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes, Am I sad that there’s some fans that feel betrayed? Yes, But was it my intention to manipulate? No, It doesn’t really matter what my intention was, Cuz it seems as though everyone’s already decided on that, Let me tell you, It’s not very fun to have millions of people all over the world, Call you the most “vile,horrendous,disgusting,life-threatening words” That a person can be called in my oppinion, Uh, it doesn’t matter that these things aren’t true, Uh,everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children so, I just wanted to say that um, The only things I’ve ever groomed are my two Persian cats, Im not a groomer, I’m just a looser, Who didn’t understand I shouldn’t respond to fans, And I’m not a predator, Even tho a lot of you think that because 5 years ago I made a fart joke so, Even tho this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me, It still felt important to come on here and defend myself a little, And take accountability, And I also wanted to say to anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity, I really, really, appreciate you, Thank you, For what it’s worth, I never had any bad intentions but I do feel like _… The toxic gossip train ! Chugging down the tracks of misinformation, Toxic gossip train, You got a one way ticket to manipulation station, You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past, Rumors look like facts, When you don’t mind the gaps, I won’t survive the crash but hey, Atleast your having fun, Actually y’know I feel like mabey I should let you guys know something um, Seems like mabey, Your confused about something? I don’t know, Let me try to help um, Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn’t make them a horrible person, Woa, Sometimes people can make a mistake and they’re still a good person, Crazy? I know, Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don’t have to take that mistake, Oh no, And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and stab with with knives, and ruin a life, and oh no, Sometimes people can make a mistake doesn’t mean you can send hate, oh no, Sometimes people can make a mistake and you kindly let them know, And help them to grow, Sometimes people make mistakes, Simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human, It just makes them a human,
You gotta wonder how many times she recorded this to get the emotions just right. Because everything, even the pauses, feels heavily scripted. Like that very last pause so she could talk about "mistakes not making you a bad person." That wasn't a "maybe I should add this" moment, that was a clear "pause for effect" moment.
asking 12 year olds inappropiate like when they had their first period and what their favorite sex position also sending a fan a lingerie when she was 31
her favorite chord is definitely A minor
Edit: KENDRICK STOLE FROM ME AND I’M FAMOUS!!
It's D minor
YALL STOOOPPP 💀💀💀😂
@@Lil_Bee__-v-i c no minors
We all F*ed up
That took me a second to get lmfao
The fact that she never actually focuses on the stuff she did wrong, but rather blames everything on how the internet works and people gossip is absolutely hilarious.
Exactly. Also did I miss something bc she’s saying she’s being attacked over a fart joke but I haven’t heard anyone talk about that? They’re just talking about the screenshots.
@@charlottecollins2956she’s referring to a time during one of her live shows where she brought up an underage fan to the stage and spread her legs and when she spread her legs a fart sound was made. the fan in questioned talked about how they felt so insecure afterwards to the point where leaving the venue of the show felt unsafe because of the amount of looks she got from everyone there
@@letirz yup. the fan was wearing a dress too which makes it worse
I don’t know about hilarious but yea.
@@letirz okay cool I’ve seen the girl talk about that, but I didn’t hear about the fart part so I thought it was a different story. Thank you though! My sister used to be obsessed with her and it is so sad to see what she’s been doing the whole time.
i’m begging someone to make a karaoke track for this 😭
Best idea here
Saaaaaaame
Sing King is probably on it
I literally came to comment "Gonna use this one for my next karaoke night!"😭
@@desireesdaisy THATS WHAT I WANNA USE THIS FOR LMAO 😭😭
"If you don't mind the gaps," GURL YOU DIDNT MIND THE AGE GAPS 😭😭
HELP
Fr
HELPP
BAHAHA
NO💀
It's still insane she made this. She had to think through these lyrics, practice a few times, sit down and set up the camera, perform this, watch it through at least once, and STILL post it. I haven't thought of Miranda Sings for years, I would have never known the allegations if she didnt do this.
I never even heard of her before she made this
@@melisamongooseI heard about her a few timed before this but never watched her content before this lol
Ok but I guess you didn't listen to the song. It was really good I wouldn't have forgave her if she wouldn't have done this.
I mean hey, if you’re gonna go out, might as well go out with a bang lol
narcissist be like that
imagine grooming children, laughing abt it , admitting it , and then publishing turning it into a song ??
What's sad is she didn't even admit it she was denying it
@@Ze-fw1bgShe didn't say the word grooming but she admitted to talking to fans in an appropriate way. There are many screenshots proving that.
@@lithia4483She does mention grooming at 6:16
@@lithia4483groomed those Persian cats
@@user-bd7xn6tt7o I meant that she didn't admit to grooming
Can someone make a metal cover of this
I NEED THIS
Someone please 🙌💀
I NEED THIS MORE!!!
PLEASE
Me and my friends are planning to do this💀
WE GETTING OUT OF THE MINORS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
NAW SHE GETTIN THE MINORS IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Unnamed-Cowboy that’s crazy ☠️☠️
NAW THE MINORS GET HER 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥
AHAHAHA FR 💀💀💀💀
First she gotta get out of the minors' dms
As an actual aunt (I’m 25 years old) with 10 nieces and nephews ranging between the ages of 5 months old to 14 years old I can assure you none of my sisters or me have behaved this way with children
i think that's normal
0:26 made me let me go here forever😂
You lie
Nah, I've met a few aunts in their 30-40 who definitely behaved like she described.
@@ErZi-uo7fmsame, but they definitly aint creepy
Thanks Colleen! Now we all know what to absolutely never do as an apology! Really helpful and educational!
Are you kidding? This was The BEST APOLOGY VIDEO EVER. HA! This audio will be viral for years.
@@socknabof6288 maybe he stalk about the collen was an liar
@@harmonyhavathey are just sarcastic
@@AmberleyMcbay-yh4jb a ok
@@harmonyhava Was that even english??? did you have a stroke??? AM I having a stroke????
this is the worst youtube apology ever i love it
Lol me to
Why is everyone calling this video an apology video? She didn’t apologise so why is it considered an apology video?
@janopotato0151 it technically is. she tried to apologize but she just...didnt
@@bird.brainsssshe didn't apologize for anything, she stated she's just a victim of the toxic gossip train and has nothing to apologize for
When I grow up I want to make a real life toxic gossip train
she's not JUST the weird aunt" she's the one *"who wants to do something gross with his nieces and nephews, call it funny, then denies it when confronted about his nieces and nephew's childhood trauma"* :)
Your comment is too tier on describing her lol
@emi_emileemile_ thank you! :)
Yes
anything you want to talk about bro??
aunts do it too i hear. just not as much
Since I don’t wanna support her video and give her extra views, I’ll watch this.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same 💀
This isn't "I'm sorry for my actions," you know, the way apologies happen
This is literally ten minutes of "hey can we all just stop talking about it?"
I'm pretty sure the point of her song is that she didnt do those things? Why would she apologize? Wouldn't that be contradictory??
all the drama for a fart joke
@@azliaheaven2800not just that
@@azliaheaven2800She groomed children. Also the fart "joke?" Its deeper than that. She had an underage minor go up on stage while their legs were spread and wearing a dress while a fart noise played
@@socknabof6288 well she did and there’s proof, hag
The “apology” video is absolutely disgusting. She is an adult. She shouldn’t be blaming people for things she started. Absolutely disappointed
@dylan4926sent an underaged boy her underwear, asked for an ass pic & favorite sex position in a group chat filled with underage people, made an underage person stick their hands inside of her pants, and probably more but those are the ones that I believe and confident about the most
You have very little sense of comedy
@@socknabof6288 how is it comedy for a 30+ year old woman to interact innapropiately towards underaged children?
@@Zurzur1000 I think it's a comedy that people like you expect an apology from someone you've never interacted with irl and have no business sticking your nose into. You're upset for everyone else and are so stuck up your own ass that you can see the humor in a situation like this, (p.s. get a life, lol)
@dylan4926 She was inappropriate with children
Thank you for this! I didn’t want to watch her actual video and the on screen lyrics were nice.
u want captions?
Yes I agree I didn’t wanna give her views but I wanted to see this Sorry excuse for a song
I agree I wanted to see how bad her apology was but not give her any views
Samee
Same
WE MAKIN’ IT INTO COURT WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKING IT OUT OF MANIPULATION STATION WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
She's the guy punching tickets at manipulation station
@@DraconicFlower-mz5lw underrated response
She the one driving the 🚂 it would great if show herself sing to herself in the mirror 🪞 would all made sense 😮
chords are G, G7, C, and D7. sometimes the D7 is replaced with a Cm.
A C MINOR??!???! HAHAHAHAHA
she definitely saw a couple of minors 😭
@@waddledottz omg i wish i thought of that lmao
It scares me that you took time to comment this(no hate btw)
@@moonbear-fc6jn lol dont worry. it takes like 30 seconds to figure out if you know ukulele chords
“I’m not a groomer just a loser” catchest line ever
She's both
Colleen is DEFINITELY both
This has dumb ways to die vibes
Omg yess
Dumb ways to kill your career
“Dumb ways to lie”
Omg you’re right 💀
Frfrfrfr
Currently learning the lyrics to this for my audition to the Lion King Jr. 😀
Pls give an update on whether you got the part or not
. . . damn... kid you just killed me like Im actually dead.
I remember auditioning for that musical years ago. (P.S. You should let me know what part you get! Knock 'em silly!)
i hope you get the part
go
@@marialovestoread6506 I auditioned for Ed and I did get the role! The show ended up amazing and we all did great! It was a really funny audition.
Bro we making it out of jail with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BRO💀💀💀💀💀
This needs to be on Spotify
yes😂
Mind you, if you run out of skips, then you have to listen to for ten minutes 😅
@@johanneaseron764 lol
That ukulele says "I'm sorry," but those eyes are saying, "I wonder how much dalmatian fur I would need to make a matching set of gloves and scarf..."
Lmfao
Fr tho
Don't you dare insult cruella like that, at least she wasn't a groomer
@@xedeanz9324 Cruella was the true “Not a groomer, just a looser” 😌
I cannot stop listening to this and I hate myself for that
toxic gossip traaaiiinn 🎶🎶
It reminds me of gabbie hannahs roast yourself harder song lol
It's extremely catchy. Can't blame you.
Same 😭
It's pure genius.
[Spoken]
Hey
It's been a while since you saw my face
I haven't been doing so great
So I took a little break
A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
Doesn't matter if it's true, though
Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
[Chorus]
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
At least you're havin' fun
[Spoken]
Uh, hi, everyone
I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things
Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say
I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so
Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts
So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen
Here we go
Many years ago, I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest
It was more of a loser kind of way
Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!"
And you're like "Ehhh"
Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird
[Verse 1]
I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years
I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel
Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career
I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
Details of my life, which was really weird of me
I haven't done that for years, you see
Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
[Spoken]
But that's not very interesting, is it?
[Chorus]
So let's go on the toxic gossip train
The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations
The toxic gossip train
Steamroll over someone's reputation
Toxic gossip train
Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize
That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
Maybe didn't deserve to die
But hey, at least you're havin' fun
[Spoken]
In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes
Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes
And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person
This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes
And is something that I will continue to try t- what?
Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay
[Verse 2]
I thought you wanted me to take accountability
But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No
Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
[Spoken]
Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video
"She's gaslighting, manipulating!"
"Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"
"I would never make a mistake like that."
[Verse 3]
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
[Verse 4]
"Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
She did some things that I do not like, in her past
So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack"
But not based on facts, oh no
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
My reputation's deceased
[Spoken]
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
You know the one, yeah her
Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website
[Verse 5]
And it's always been that way
And that's why you won't find my videos on the UA-cam Kids app
Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility
To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable
With their families watching my UA-cam videos or coming to my live shows
Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
But was my intention to manipulate? No
[Spoken]
It doesn't really matter what my intention was
'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that
Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words
That a person can be called, in my opinion
Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true
Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
So, I just wanted to say that, um
The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats
I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser
[Verse 6]
Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans
And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me
I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little
And take accountability
And I also wanted to say that
To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
[Spoken]
I really, really appreciate you, thank you
For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions
But I do feel like shit
[Chorus]
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
Toxic gossip train
You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past
Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
Hope you had some fun
[Spoken]
Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um
Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know
Let me try to help, um
[Outro]
Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa
Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person
Crazy, I know
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no
And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake?
And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human
It just makes them a human
[Spoken]
But what do I know?
Fuck me, right?
okay you need to tell me did you write all that or someone else did it because I'm impressed
ily
69
The ending ain't no way 💀
I salute you for listening to the whole thing
I'm not a groomer! Just a loser ://...
it's giving "im so awkward>_
In my bony little back 🥹
@@emniaa4440that part was so cringy
Youre just the teen girl cancel mob who doesnt have the intellectual capscity of honesty to judge a situation
She’s both of those
ty for this i have auditory processing issues lol
WE GETTIN INTO A MINOR WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
STAAAAWP
3:54 “My bony little back” is probably my favorite part of what I’ve watched of this so far 😂
Good catch :D
Looll
teehee
Translation, I’m so tiny and fragile uwu. Barf.
She sang about cancel culture not her situation😭😭😭
I want to be sitting in the courtroom when the jury watches this… she just left the group chat a few days ago…sending porn, nudes, promoting anorexia, grooming and more. It’s terrifying that she has access to three young children. She’s delusional and feels no remorse for any of this…
5:20 You’re so right, Colleen!! Because it doesn’t matter what your intension was. YOU STILL GROOMED CHILDREN.
Agreed, also she pretty much only says she didn’t manipulate the children, but she still groomed them
I don't even know what she did lmao but in this song she just looks like someone who tries to showcase themselves as a victim of the big bad internet to be seen as the victim when they're not
She groomed minors and sent lingire to a 13 y/o at the time. She got a young girl to spread her legs on the stage infront of thousands of people. There's alot of things she has done that I cannot squeeze into one comment.
She groomed children
She groomed kids
she groomed minors
Somehow it gets worse after learning what she did (The “Fart joke” line is, imo, the worst in context)
ty for posting this I wanted to watch the apology but I was not gonna let her gain views and money for her “apology”
Too bad she did stuff wrong because this song is a BANGER!🔥🔥🔥🔥
A CHILD banger?
She should play this on a piano all in A minor because she loves hitting on them
@@ilyas2825you did not
@@ilyas2825 naur✋🏻😭🔪
The funny thing is that the video is called an apology, but really it’s just her telling us that we’re wrong
“but they didn’t say i couldn’t siiiiiing” -cat valentine -colleen ballinger
im watching this so i don’t give her money
Fr
Me too 💀💀
Best worst youtube apology. She's doing a great job of blaming everyone else for being exposed for something gross and weird.
Imagine acting like the victim in this? Like wth??? Im very happy that the creator of this vid made it so i don’t have to give her views so thank you for that!
what is this girl even talking abt 😭😭
What I really don't like and what's a recurring thing in these apology videos from people who've clearly done inexcusable things is that they don't really apologize or take responsibility for their actions.
I feel that the reason why these people blame everything but themselves is because they're afraid of the consequences and afraid of losing everything near and dear to them, clearly unaware that they've hurt others and don't understand the effects of their actions.
I honestly think these people should understand that they've harmed others and they should own up to what they've done regardless of whatever consequences come their way.
Honestly, what is wrong saying that you fucked up?
I agreee
Wait... someone else has done this??? Who? Im so used to people just faking their way through some tears in a false apology video
There are people out there that are not sorry. They dont care how many people they hurt as long as they get what they want and they will do ANYTHING to avoid accountability for anything ever... because they dont feel bad. No guilt whatsoever. Turning things into a joke, like she did.
I think they understand they've hurt people, they just don't care.
Tbh I think they’d do a lot better if they did take accountability instead of playing into the “UA-camr Apology Bingo” cards. Like they might actually be forgiven (Only some, cases like these are going to have to go the “wait until the internet has moved on” route)
Her making an apology video with her talking instead of singing would most likely still not make us forgive her but it would be a TINY bit better because it would show that she actually feels ashamed for what she did, but NOO lets sing our hearts out like I didn’t make minors uncomfortable in the worst way
she has a kid put his hand down her pants on stage, spreads a girls legs (also on stage), and sends a 13 year old her underwear then claims they were 'stupid mistakes'... sounds perfectly reasonable to me /s
And people claim that's grooming.
@@mister_silent6 it's pedophilia hellooooo
@@mister_silent6ks it’s pedophilia
He was 17. He worked for her. It wasn't hers it was brand new. And the girl was wearing spandex pants, it was a fart joke.
@@ryandunn837what colleen did is still wrong !
10:07 still waiting for the apology
FR
Same
someone needs to make a lofi version of this
Thank you. I didn’t need this for singing but I needed it to see what she said. I couldn’t hear what she said at all.
This video is so disgusting. She is an adult. I get it no one is perfect, but don’t blame people for things you started.
The beat; 🦄🍬🍭💓☺️
The lyrics; 😨😨😨💀💀
WE GETTING OUT OF THE CHILDREN WITH THIS BANGER 🗣️🔥🔥
NAW SHE GETTING THE CHILDREN IN HER 🗣🔥🔥🔥
NAH SHE THECHILD BANGER
WE PLAYING IN A MINOR FOR THIS ONE 🥶🥶🔥🔥
6:18 I CAN'T WITH THIS 😭😭😭
I hate how the song is so catchy
so shoot me down quick in the click and bam
This will forever HAUNT the Internet
This isn’t even an apology video she does not say sorry even once
At 6:31 it is so obvious she is rethinking her life choices
thanks for re-uploading so i can view for meme purposes without supporting cauldron ballinger
i love cauldron ballinger 🧙♀️
The song is actually catchy tho
Am i the only one that sings the chorus in their head randomly sometimes. Its genuinly catchy😂
Such a good melody wasted for such bad lyrics
@@regav62I think the lyrics are good, the metaphors about trains too are genuinely good😭 I think God accidentally gave the talent to the wrong person.
@@MarxrileyAoki MOST of the message in the chorus are deep and agreeable
Only reason i'm here is to listen to the chorus
I think if your 'team' knew that you were gonna come sing about this they would have told you to just make a video instead
I love how she completely missed the "apology" concept
In My BoNy LiTtLe BaCk
WE BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn whats even more sad is that this song is actually a bop
Making a 10 minute song is actually dedication honestly
2x speed is just beautiful
ONGGGG
thanks for posting this so i can make a wilbur soot ai cover
Y'all her voice is actually so pretty 😍
On mute 🧍🏽♀️
😂
💀💀
Unfunny 💀
@@Robloxian.Man. Just like your content 😍
^^^ Can you stop using “unfunny 💀” it’s so goddamn overused and obnoxious af ,, keep your opinions to yourself lmfao
the song kinda slaps tho 😭😭😭😭
y'all use this instead of her version. she doesn't make money off of this
This song has no right to have catchy lyrics. I'm gonna steal some of the lyrics and make my own song, this could be a fire breakup song without the crappy bits
Fr
I wrote the whole lyrics help-
Hey it’s been a while since you saw my face,
I haven’t been doing so great,
So I took a little break,
A lot of people have been saying some things about me that aren’t quite true,
Doesn’t matter if it’s true tho,
Just as long as it’s entertaining to you,
right?
You guys having fun?
All aboard!
the toxic gossip train,
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation,
The toxic gossip train,
You got a one way ticket to,
Manipulation station,
Toxic gossip train,
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past,
Those rumors look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps,
I won’t survive in the tracks,
But hey,
Atleast your having fun!
Uh hi everyone,
I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you guys about a few things,
Even tho my team has advised me not to say what I want to say,
I recently realised that they never said that i couldnt sing what I wanted to say,
So here I am,
And um today I only wanna talk about the facts,
So I hope you’ll be willing to listen,
Here we go,
Many years ago I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest,
It was more of a loser kind of way,
Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody,
It was kinda like uh,
When you go to a family gathering y’know?
And there’s like a weird aunt there who keeps going up to everyone like,
“Oh hey girl,
What’s the tea!”
And your like “ehhh..”
Uhm, that was me,
But in like group chats with my fans,
It was weird,
I’ve been sharing my life online for over 15 years,
I’ve poured my heart out to you because of that I feel,
Like I’m talking to my friends,
But in the beginning of my career I didn’t really understand that mabey there should be some boundaries there,
There were times in the dm’s where I would over share details of my life,
Which was really weird of me I haven’t done that for years,
You see,
Because I changed my behaviour and took accountability,
But that’s not very interesting, is it,
So let’s go on..
The toxic gossip train,
The locomotives fuelled with hateful accusations,
The toxic gossip train,
Steamroll over someone’s reputation,
Toxic gossip train,
Hop on board,
But close your eyes otherwise you’ll realise,
That the train of lies and the person that you despise,
Mabey didn’t deserve to die,
But hey, atleast your having fun,
In all seriousness,
I do think it’s really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes,
Um, y’know we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes and grow,
And change their behaviour and be a better person,
This is something I’ve always tried to do when I make mistakes,
And it’s something that I’ll continue to try t-
Oh,
You don’t care? Oh okay,
I thought you wanted me to take accountability,
But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No,
Your goal is to ruin you life of the person you despise while you dramatise your lies and monetise their demise,
Yea uhm,
I can already hear the comments on this video
“She’s gaslighting ! She’s manipulating, ugh she’s a narcissist a rat ! I would never make a mistake like that,”
Oh I’m sorry,
I didn’t realise that all of you are perfect,
So please, criticise me,
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past,
And stab me repeatedly,
In my Boney little back,
I’m sure your disappointed in my _ little song,
I know you wanted me to say I was 100% in the wrong,
Well I’m sorry I’m not gonna take that route of admitting to lies and rumours that you made up for clout,
“Hey everybody I found someone new to harass,
She did some things that I do not like in her past,
So gather round cuz we’re gonna attack,
but not based on facts,
Oh no your only loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys,
You don’t need any armour where you can hide,
Behind a screen,”
So shoot me down quick with click and bam,
My reputations deceased,
Uh, so I wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl Miranda sings ,
You know the one,
Yea her um, she’s PG-13,
It says that on my website,
It’s always been that way and that’s why you won’t find it on the yt kids app,
Anyways um, I didn’t know it was my responsibility to decide what it was appropriate for every kid to see,
I’ve always relied on parents to decide if they’re comfortable with there families watching my yt videos or coming to my live shows,
Now,
have made some poor jokes in taste?
Yes,
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes?
Yes,
Am I sad that there’s some fans that feel betrayed?
Yes,
But was it my intention to manipulate?
No,
It doesn’t really matter what my intention was,
Cuz it seems as though everyone’s already decided on that,
Let me tell you,
It’s not very fun to have millions of people all over the world,
Call you the most “vile,horrendous,disgusting,life-threatening words”
That a person can be called in my oppinion,
Uh, it doesn’t matter that these things aren’t true,
Uh,everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children so,
I just wanted to say that um,
The only things I’ve ever groomed are my two Persian
cats,
Im not a groomer, I’m just a looser,
Who didn’t understand I shouldn’t respond to fans,
And I’m not a predator,
Even tho a lot of you think that because 5 years ago I made a fart joke so,
Even tho this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me,
It still felt important to come on here and defend myself a little,
And take accountability,
And I also wanted to say to anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity,
I really, really, appreciate you,
Thank you,
For what it’s worth,
I never had any bad intentions but I do feel like _…
The toxic gossip train !
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation,
Toxic gossip train,
You got a one way ticket to manipulation station,
You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past,
Rumors look like facts,
When you don’t mind the gaps,
I won’t survive the crash but hey,
Atleast your having fun,
Actually y’know I feel like mabey I should let you guys know something um,
Seems like mabey,
Your confused about something?
I don’t know,
Let me try to help um,
Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn’t make them a horrible person,
Woa,
Sometimes people can make a mistake and they’re still a good person,
Crazy?
I know,
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don’t have to take that mistake,
Oh no,
And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and stab with with knives, and ruin a life, and oh no,
Sometimes people can make a mistake doesn’t mean you can send hate, oh no,
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you kindly let them know,
And help them to grow,
Sometimes people make mistakes,
Simply because they made a mistake?
And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human,
It just makes them a human,
Ngl this song is good lmbo
Ik what she did btw
someone should put this song on genius.. LMAO
🔥 💯 making it out the elementary school with this one 💯🔥
But she’s not, she probably got held back 60 times
You gotta wonder how many times she recorded this to get the emotions just right. Because everything, even the pauses, feels heavily scripted. Like that very last pause so she could talk about "mistakes not making you a bad person." That wasn't a "maybe I should add this" moment, that was a clear "pause for effect" moment.
Honestly the most creative mental breakdown.
Legitimately thank you for this I couldn’t understand anything she was saying lololo
i've memorized every part of this video i just need a karaoke track of it 😭
Her legal team is facepalming so fucking hard lmfaaoooo
Why is she talking about taking accountability over actually taking accountability
Thanks for this! I didnt want to give her video a view or engage with the video :•)
I will because I want to see how many dislikes her video has or how many comments or video has
Whoever want the viral part here you go- 6:14 - 6:21
6:15 WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR
Omg yeah lol
Finally, a stamp
Lol, all i wanna is how long she took to memorise the song or did she make that up on the spot 😂😂😂
shes reading off a screen :)
yeah transcipt
1:05 yeah you definitely should’ve listened to your team there…
She actually has a good singing voice though…
She did something horrible but, the song is fire ngl 😭
Without the controversial stuff this song is fire af🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶
6:21 if y’all wanna see the “I’m not a groomer just a looser.” Part
Thanks for this! I just didn't want to add any views or interaction on her post because she doesn't deserve it.
Why does this lowkey hit
im only at 3:00 and omfg theres 7 more minutes of this
who else boarding the toxic gossip train rn 😝
0:15 is crazy
I miss Jenna Marbles and her actual apologies
The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two Persians cats, I’m not a groomer, just a loser - Colleen ballinger 2023
I feel so bad that she’s selling herself short. Like no Queen, you’re both! ❤️🌸🌈🦄🧚♀️
Idk what she did but this song is a vibe
asking 12 year olds inappropiate like when they had their first period and what their favorite sex position
also sending a fan a lingerie
when she was 31
@@Celatranot to mention making minors work for her for free
@@raineatscheese and several other things
@@Celatradont forget making a kid stick his hand down her pants at a live show
she also groomed minors
6:15 WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED I WAS JUST… AUGH