The Marble League 2021 Unqualified Teams

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  • @lydiavalentino
    @lydiavalentino 3 роки тому +383

    We're called the Oceanics because like the ocean, our pain is deep and seemingly unending.

    • @nicolasaustermann2309
      @nicolasaustermann2309 3 роки тому +7

      Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
      Und die laufen vom Gesicht
      Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
      So die Tränen sieht man nicht
      -Rammstein

    • @mustangex3785
      @mustangex3785 3 роки тому +9

      The oceanics out hear breaking my heart.. stay strong! #tidepride

    • @EmmanuelTheInternetFan
      @EmmanuelTheInternetFan 3 роки тому +6

      Now it’s #RideTheWave because in 2019 the Oceanics fired Tide

    • @heidtxtreme1648
      @heidtxtreme1648 3 роки тому +3

      It was the system that kept the Oceanics from qualifying.

    • @LeQuackMMA
      @LeQuackMMA 3 роки тому +1

      it so true it hurts

  • @GameReviewsXX
    @GameReviewsXX 3 роки тому +67

    “Hi Solar Flares. Bye Solar Flares”
    Made me laugh out loud.

  • @jblmarbleassociation
    @jblmarbleassociation 3 роки тому +192

    My favourite thing about Thesaurus is that he doesn’t hold back on being cruel with his roasts, it’s great!

    • @thefierce4324
      @thefierce4324 3 роки тому +4

      Is it? *sobbing in the corner*

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 3 роки тому +1

      Except he's super soft on the Orangers

    • @shannonalturas7770
      @shannonalturas7770 3 роки тому

      Ahhhhh Yes the Solar flares made a solar storm of losing on there first try

    • @alexyoon-sungcucina7895
      @alexyoon-sungcucina7895 3 роки тому

      I like how his voice vaguely sounds like Steve Buscemi.

  • @Za_Ra_bruh
    @Za_Ra_bruh 3 роки тому +31

    Will I be entertained by a guy roasting a bunch of marbles?
    Yes

  • @Decumos
    @Decumos 3 роки тому +149

    I'm not prepared to hear a dinosaur roast Balls of Chaos. This should not have happened. :(

  • @petermidnight4834
    @petermidnight4834 3 роки тому +63

    I nearly cried when midnight wisps didn't qualify, seriously something needs to be done about wospy I think he needs a break he just keeps on underperforming and we are so close to being great rather than good.

    • @alifsaleh6864
      @alifsaleh6864 3 роки тому +5

      Do you think that Wespy should replace Wospy to become the regular member?

    • @antonyalonso1670
      @antonyalonso1670 3 роки тому

      Yeah. And Oceanics is not qualify too.

    • @shadowscribe
      @shadowscribe 3 роки тому

      Something needs to happen, they've clung on with an air of consistently okay. It makes for a decent showing when the top contenders aren't dominating, but seeing then be not good enough to reach the final podium is very tiring.

    • @alifsaleh6864
      @alifsaleh6864 3 роки тому +4

      @@shadowscribe Yeah they're so average that there's a joke that says Midnight Wisps are the Meh-night Wisps.

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 3 роки тому +2

      Did Wospy even run individually in the qualifiers?

  • @richmartin1427
    @richmartin1427 3 роки тому +67

    Didn’t the Oceanics host two years ago and because they did so bad they fired their coach in the middle of the marble league? They are a franchise in disarray I think.

    • @Peregrineeagle
      @Peregrineeagle 3 роки тому +14

      Then they went on to win the winter special tournament though so who the hell even knows with them anymore

  • @vaporeon344
    @vaporeon344 3 роки тому +79

    The Midnight Wisps missing out on the marble league absolutely shatters my heart. That funnel performance made me sick to my stomach. Still cheering for them in the showdown, probably gonna support a different team for the league. The Glaciers look cool, so I hope they do well.
    Of course, still a Wisps fan at heart. Hopefully, the time of failure for the wisps is short.
    #MidnightWisps

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 3 роки тому

      Guess who was doing funnels? Wospy. You know, the dead weight for most of M1...

    • @vaporeon344
      @vaporeon344 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dr.Death8520 Sad truth, should’ve been someone else.

    • @mess40
      @mess40 3 роки тому

      It's not right. I myself have taken to the Chocolatiers for this go round.

  • @HateHater2205
    @HateHater2205 3 роки тому +16

    “Maybe with the rise of global temperatures you could just join the Oceanics”
    OMG I am dying 😭

  • @joeyruss3933
    @joeyruss3933 3 роки тому +53

    Me waiting for this video to come out knowing that the Rojo Rollers will avoid the massive roast for once.
    Keep up the good work Dino

    • @cerdgold225
      @cerdgold225 3 роки тому

      Eeh, I wouldn't say they quite avoided...
      Welcome to the future Rojo Rollers

    • @joeyruss3933
      @joeyruss3933 3 роки тому

      Cerd Gold key word is massive roast. I knew they would get a slight roast somewhere

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 3 роки тому

      They can still bungle it. Some would say they have an even bigger chance of bungling it now that they're in the full show

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 3 роки тому

      I won't celebrate now, but I'm just glad they FINALLY QUALIFIED.

  • @lemonlime3827
    @lemonlime3827 3 роки тому +108

    Guess he won't be roasting the Limers today... Because they're doing good so far 😎

  • @sudheer8745
    @sudheer8745 3 роки тому +40

    Oh dear gawd how bad is he gonna keep roasting pinkies

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger 3 роки тому +8

      As long as they keep proving him right.

    • @tonymuskrat1086
      @tonymuskrat1086 3 роки тому +5

      Hey he just keeps beating the dead horse there not even the worst team anymore.

    • @cosmiceclipse7131
      @cosmiceclipse7131 3 роки тому

      They were,so close

    • @sudheer8745
      @sudheer8745 3 роки тому

      @@cosmiceclipse7131 exactly

  • @grvajhccjehtbk5083
    @grvajhccjehtbk5083 3 роки тому +7

    team Momo fan , i was so scared lol

  • @JuliansMarbleZone
    @JuliansMarbleZone 3 роки тому +50

    I’m just happy the green ducks qualified so you’re wrong predicting they will lose

    • @dylan_not_dillon
      @dylan_not_dillon 3 роки тому

      i bet the green ducks will get a bottom half placement lmao

    • @JuliansMarbleZone
      @JuliansMarbleZone 3 роки тому +1

      @@dylan_not_dillon I hope for at least 10th-5th

    • @dylan_not_dillon
      @dylan_not_dillon 3 роки тому

      @@JuliansMarbleZone
      if 2020 is anything to come by I doubt it. I still think 2019 was a fluke.

    • @JuliansMarbleZone
      @JuliansMarbleZone 3 роки тому +2

      @@dylan_not_dillon what??? I think 2020 was just a bad year

    • @antonnalan
      @antonnalan 3 роки тому +1

      @@JuliansMarbleZone Green Ducks got 3rd in Marbula One at least!

  • @Eidenhoek
    @Eidenhoek 3 роки тому +3

    Marble Showdown. THAT'S the name.
    Did Savage Speedeers win the Marbula 1 and Marble League consecutively? I can't remember. Either CCE has the chance to be the only team to do it, or the only team in the same season, I think? STILL, the fact that Crazy Cats Eyes are clearly leveraging their assets* to make this year a great one-and winning the friendly-makes me a pretty dang big fan this year. It's still obscene that they *almost* got 200 points in the Marbula 1, and nuts that they *averaged* above a bronze the whole time (they were at silver after round 8, I believe).
    I'm happy for my Ducks. I want us to remain in the upper-half of the League, as that's competent. That's competitive. It's rare for a team to *stay* excellent, and I think it speaks to the overall structure of the team to stay *relevant*. We've gotten a silver and a bronze in top-level events, and I don't necessarily *need* another one to be proud of the team.
    I'm sad that the Snowballs/Glaciers rivalry isn't happening, though I'm stoked *for* the Glaciers. I'm confused why the Rojo Rollers and Raspberry Racers haven't merged (especially after the Marbula One issues with them trying to not get lapped.) Jumpers not being able to compete with the Ducks makes me sad. Solar Flares had a nice moment early, and I hope they have fun in the Showdown. It's not common for a new team to do all that well, so I'm happy for them to have shown talent. Let's see if they can develop for a year and compete with the Sliders (my sister's favorite team because turtles).
    *I'd expect CCE to have at worst the 3rd best funding in the league, only potentially behind O'Rangers, whom I consider the "soul" of the League, and the Savage Speeders, the "best" team in the league. Given that CCE is the only team to do the League, Marbula 1, *and* Sand Rally, I'd expect them to get ahead based off that third source of revenue. Not that money = ability, of course, but money *can* mean better training.

    • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
      @ThesaurusDinosaurus  3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, Savage Speeders won M1 and then ML2020. Of course to rub it in they also took first in ML2020 qualifying.

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 3 роки тому

      @@ThesaurusDinosaurus Yeah, well...
      ...
      ...
      *quack*

  • @eli-is
    @eli-is 3 роки тому +37

    Shining
    Swarm
    Qualified...
    I don't care anymore that Team Galactic, the Midnight Wisps, Balls of Chaos, the Jungle Jumpers, and the Solar Flares all failed to qualify. Having Shining Swarm in the Marble League is enough of a silver lining for me. The Indigo Stars are amazing too.

    • @memexpert
      @memexpert 3 роки тому +6

      I have a feeling that the Indigo Stars may become the next Midnight Wisps this year

    • @tonymuskrat1086
      @tonymuskrat1086 3 роки тому +1

      The don't just exist anymore

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe Team Gal might possibly start a host team curse (became hosts on today, then not qualified for the next).

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому

      Solar Flares are just debutantes, they don't deserve the roast

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 3 роки тому

      No Wisps, and No Galatic. I'll pass on these events.
      Just as I passed the last sand rally without "The REAL" Red Number 3.

  • @Sargon_of_Cincinnati
    @Sargon_of_Cincinnati 3 роки тому +6

    I’m just here for the Pinkies roast.
    And the Oceanics fail review
    And….
    Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🍊Rangers.

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 роки тому

      Just wait till you choke in the Marble League, & we win the Championship #SpeedIsKey

  • @prodbydripz9676
    @prodbydripz9676 2 роки тому +2

    Maybe with the rising global temperatures you can just join the oceanic. Cleverest and funniest roast i’ve heard for a while.

  • @marioxboxfan577
    @marioxboxfan577 3 роки тому +16

    Was a great video, I’m happy my Wisps weren’t roasted as badly as I thought they were going to be. Although we will be stuck in this strange island called the showdown, I hope the Wisps can get their revenge on the evil empire in 2022

  • @jasperoliger
    @jasperoliger 3 роки тому +4

    im so glad momo squeaked by! theu are my fav and have good attendiance where my MoMo fans at!

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 3 роки тому +10

    As a Speeders fan, I am so glad we don’t usually have to go through qualifiers

    • @butter7734
      @butter7734 3 роки тому

      Right! Been a fan since 2016.

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 роки тому

      Facts. It’s time to hit the gas & kick some ass #SpeedIsKey

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 3 роки тому

      Well now you guys got 12th in the overall standings, first bottom half performance, lets see if you guys qualify

  • @PicklEmpire
    @PicklEmpire 3 роки тому +23

    I hope the Wisps roast is the most savage. They really went from coming 4th last year to failing to qualify

    • @dylan_not_dillon
      @dylan_not_dillon 3 роки тому

      They’re also the first team that have won a championship that failed to qualify. Ouch.

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому

      Like what happened on both 2014 Spain and 2018 Germany in FIFA

  • @Afrohare
    @Afrohare 3 роки тому +5

    Oh man! That rising temperature burn on Snowballs! ^^"

  • @anishraja9655
    @anishraja9655 3 роки тому +6

    I am still utterly shocked at how Team Momo pulled in last in the Qualifiers and is currently at the top of the standings. Let's go Momo!

  • @jenniferblumenthal6525
    @jenniferblumenthal6525 3 роки тому +7

    Jungle Jumpers keep missing out by a small margin, but this time they can't blame JMR.

  • @dazc
    @dazc 3 роки тому +7

    Tfw you’ve been a speeders fan but after 2019 you’ve felt bad and picked underdogs like the Snowballs and Turtle Sliders… only to be forced to cheer for the speeders again

  • @lathamhendrickson2028
    @lathamhendrickson2028 3 роки тому +6

    I was looking forward to your reaction to the Pinkies' latest failure, and you did not disappoint.

  • @Da800mbruh
    @Da800mbruh 3 роки тому +6

    Losing forever but never forget boys. Pinkies Up!

  • @brandonbivin9871
    @brandonbivin9871 3 роки тому +4

    As an Oceanic and Orangers fan, I see both pain and joy almost simultaneously nowadays

  • @evanwallman7704
    @evanwallman7704 3 роки тому +8

    The Pinkies are the true Jets in the Marble League

  • @ballondorwinnerjkszn4483
    @ballondorwinnerjkszn4483 3 роки тому +6

    Lol the gliding glaciers quafiled.

  • @Rayquez
    @Rayquez 3 роки тому +3

    “You are the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, but the ones led by Jameis Winston throwing 30 passes to the wrong team.”
    I need to write that down

  • @edcheryllbrog850
    @edcheryllbrog850 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for your insight and analysis. I can only hope the Solar Flares are just having a few teething issues. We shall see.

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому

      That's what will sometimes happen on a debutante team

  • @Demolitiondude
    @Demolitiondude 3 роки тому +5

    Somebody give me a table! This year is team momo!

  • @nordiquewhaler6826
    @nordiquewhaler6826 3 роки тому +3

    Well we got what we deserve. Perform bad in the qualifiers and get ripped by Thesaurus Dinosaur in spectacular fashion. Great work with the video!

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 роки тому

      Who do you root for

  • @jvarona3057
    @jvarona3057 3 роки тому +5

    That Snowballs roast was fire

  • @TCJulian3
    @TCJulian3 3 роки тому

    Pinkies = *Wins the last event*
    Pinkies : hahahahaha now i am gonna qualify
    Chocolatiers : Lmao no

  • @ashleyc.3176
    @ashleyc.3176 3 роки тому

    "maybe with the rise in global temperature you can join the oceanics" JEEZ DUDE LMAO

  • @ferdthe1st
    @ferdthe1st 3 роки тому +5

    Oceanics and Balls Of Chaos have me in a dark mood
    #GoWithTheUndertow
    #KillingMeSoftlyWithChaos

  • @marioxboxfan577
    @marioxboxfan577 3 роки тому +6

    I hope the Wisps roast won’t be as bad as I think it will be 😩😰
    Also your work has been well done and has improved a lot over the course of one year. Keep up the good work 👍

  • @frogerzard6606
    @frogerzard6606 3 роки тому +5

    Oof i love a classic thrashing of these marbles

  • @Whirlpool730
    @Whirlpool730 3 роки тому +5

    As a Jungle Jumpers fan, our excuse is the dumbass formatting of this years qualifiers. If it was like every other year, we get into the League. But no. I would die on the inside but I already did that ages ago.

    • @Whirlpool730
      @Whirlpool730 2 роки тому

      Literally no. We would’ve been in 11th and qualified

    • @Whirlpool730
      @Whirlpool730 2 роки тому

      Seriously, rewatch the qualifiers from the years prior, and look at our score in the 2021. If it were 2020 format, we finish in 11th, and we get in.

  • @Zander2212
    @Zander2212 3 роки тому +2

    8:40 Coming from a Lions Fan, Accurate.
    I mean, we've been rebuilding for 60 years, the sliders might want a different approach.

  • @joviridian7636
    @joviridian7636 3 роки тому +3

    Quite a 180° on the Kobalts, going from turning good eventually to some of the worst of the worst. RIP Kobalts, it took the Rojos 5 qualifiers, next year is your 5th attempt, good luck.

  • @bigowen6789
    @bigowen6789 3 роки тому +10

    The Kobalts just keep on dissapointing, the only thing I will cherish from the Kobalts is their Marbula One S2 performance, and they got 8th but still the best performance from them ever lol

    • @djchilly186
      @djchilly186 3 роки тому +1

      What about the 2020 showdown?

    • @bigowen6789
      @bigowen6789 3 роки тому +2

      @@djchilly186 oh damn you're right lol

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe they should retire from Marble League and focus on Marbula One.

    • @mackycabangon8945
      @mackycabangon8945 3 роки тому

      and to think that they were my favorite team before i got sick of them not qualifying so I jumped to the oceanics as a 2nd pick in 2019... when the oceanics became a dumpster fire, now neither of them qualified..

  • @statsy150
    @statsy150 Рік тому +1

    We all know the key for primary to do better is to have Aryp compete in all events

  • @JDT-Loadsamoney
    @JDT-Loadsamoney 3 роки тому

    Me before looking at the oceanics section- I’m fine
    Me now, looking back now- ALL I KNOW IS SUFFERING

  • @biggestboofer
    @biggestboofer 3 роки тому +20

    You should do a video on the qualified teams cause there are too many oddballs not to.

    • @TComms05
      @TComms05 3 роки тому

      I second this!

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 3 роки тому

      I'm looking forward to all the jokes about Sheet and the chaos that is Rojo Rollers doing surprisingly well to make it.

  • @Torsk1007
    @Torsk1007 3 роки тому +6

    The Green ducks are the Vegas Golden Knights i think

  • @dl4698
    @dl4698 3 роки тому +3

    9:03 lmao Beethoven’s 6th. Truly a man of culture

  • @p0larw0lfiwolfi6
    @p0larw0lfiwolfi6 3 роки тому +6

    My heart as an Oceanics fan breaks....its simply so sad that nobody likes that team...

    • @GameReviewsXX
      @GameReviewsXX 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, lots of people like them, but there’s nothing to talk about any more.
      “Oceanics failed to qualify”
      “Oh yeah, makes sense”
      “Yeah”
      “…”
      “…”
      “Wanna support another team for now?”
      “Yeah sure”

    • @wea_lodd9961
      @wea_lodd9961 3 роки тому +1

      We can do this the Oceanics will rise again and we will ride that wave with pride.

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 2 роки тому

      WE SHALL RISE please rise

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 2 роки тому

      Please

    • @desiderata2209
      @desiderata2209 2 роки тому

      I beg you

  • @prakashkalluri64
    @prakashkalluri64 3 роки тому +3

    3:47- Whoever gave MY that low a rating, here is a big 🖕

  • @thejungwookim
    @thejungwookim 3 роки тому +4

    I'm just happy the cats still have their #eyesontheprize

  • @maximmaxpanek5587
    @maximmaxpanek5587 3 роки тому +3

    I’m mostly surprised with Limers and Rojo Rollers making it. And finally the Gliding Glaciers made it. I’m rooting for Hazers tho

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 3 роки тому +8

    The indigo stars are the Cincinnati Bengals of the marble league. The bengals are even more forgettable than the lions because everyone knows the lions suffer, and the bengals are just worthless

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 3 роки тому

      You mean the Cincinnati Bungles, right?

    • @thefierce4324
      @thefierce4324 3 роки тому +1

      Um, the indigo stars are doing pretty amazing right now. Better than even the savage speeders and o'rangers...

  • @lebayan
    @lebayan 3 роки тому +4

    Out of the underdogs(cuz there are a lot) one of them will get big out of no where and my bets out of the weaklings are the rojo rollers and the shining swarm cuz both of them have won gold before and I remembered it. Your picks for the teams that will fail are the limers indigo stars gliding glaciers and another one I can’t remember the name of

    • @lebayan
      @lebayan 3 роки тому

      Oh yah the chocolatiers

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 3 роки тому +6

    No Galactic's means I might be a shiny or Glacier dude

  • @kubacjusz
    @kubacjusz 3 роки тому +4

    Ahhh Pinkies

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому

    Thesaurus Dinosaurus: The Urinating Tree of Marble Sports. LOL. I love it!

  • @lavaboyoh1893
    @lavaboyoh1893 3 роки тому +3

    That video was very funny Thesaurus, even though the “roast” on the Pinkies wasn’t a roast at all.

  • @lunabornegnr
    @lunabornegnr 3 роки тому +3

    Tbh this thumbnail feels like something from another timeline

  • @denzelminimo1883
    @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому +8

    Solar Flares are just debutantes
    Team Gal might have started an host team curse (possible)

    • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
      @miscellaneoussarnian5282 3 роки тому +3

      So CCE need to watch out when the next Marble League qualifiers come around (my bets are on the JJ’s to host the next Marble League)

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Well, yeah. If JJs hosted next, it might be a curse again lol

    • @cooperc69420
      @cooperc69420 3 роки тому

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Apparently showdown teams are ineligible for hosting the following year. So it won't be the JJ's.

    • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
      @miscellaneoussarnian5282 3 роки тому

      @@cooperc69420 I'm fine with any team hosting ML2022 (even the Savage f*****g Speeders) as long as it isn't my beloved O'Rangers. I can't have them going down the same path as the other O Team

    • @cooperc69420
      @cooperc69420 3 роки тому

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282 Then they'll become the No'rangers.

  • @kawaiiwhite3500
    @kawaiiwhite3500 3 роки тому +5

    Limers are gonna disappoint, but I don't care

    • @nicolasaustermann2309
      @nicolasaustermann2309 3 роки тому +1

      No matter how bad we actually perform in the ML, we’ve already shown huge improvements. To quote a famous meme: “Do your worst, I’ve already won”

  • @marshmello3381
    @marshmello3381 3 роки тому +4

    ok you did great job but my ss will defeat your ooooooos

  • @gnnascarfan2410
    @gnnascarfan2410 Рік тому

    Ready for the 2022 Unqualified Team roast - a sad Momo fan (GO PRIMARY)

  • @paladinandrew55
    @paladinandrew55 3 роки тому +1

    Dude i love you insults towards the pinkies and the oceanics, those aquatic fucks, but i think a good video idea is for you to show them why the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGERS

  • @missmabelbasset4077
    @missmabelbasset4077 3 роки тому +1

    Marble league compilation videos are peak UA-cam.

  • @No_Sleepee
    @No_Sleepee Рік тому

    I've got my popcorn ready for 2022 ML Qualifier fails

  • @mkneriahosborne
    @mkneriahosborne 3 роки тому +2

    The prediction said Mellow Yellow had the least chance of qualifying and they won....

  • @Swagger_02
    @Swagger_02 3 роки тому +1

    I like him when he rages because of the pinkies XD

  • @heidtxtreme1648
    @heidtxtreme1648 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly the group system kept teams like Team Galactic, Midnight Wisps, and Oceanics from qualifying.

  • @dominicpolicarpo9787
    @dominicpolicarpo9787 3 роки тому +4

    You should do a collapse series similar to secret base on the oceanics (unless this already exists im still a relatively new marble league fan)

  • @TornaitSuperBird
    @TornaitSuperBird 3 роки тому +1

    Honestly I don't know why people kept lying to themselves thinking Team Galactic was going to actually make it over the hump and win a Marble League.
    They're the very definition of consistent mediocrity. Failure this time was not an option, it was an inevitability.
    Yet I still keep torturing myself with the hope they'll actually do something...

    • @Hawkmanuno
      @Hawkmanuno 3 роки тому +1

      Some people just can't help but keep reaching for the stars...

  • @NeverwascooL
    @NeverwascooL 3 роки тому +1

    It's hard being a #Limers fan but it's nice to see them as an original franchise make it back to the main show

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 3 роки тому +3

    Man I hope the Spearmint Leaves do well this year. If the past two videos have shown me anything it’s that Thesaurus really and I mean REALLY wants to rip the Mintys to shreds.

  • @MadHymek323
    @MadHymek323 3 роки тому

    "Maybe with the rising global temperatures you can just join the Oceanics."
    Did not expect to laugh as hard as I did at that

  • @christinaotto2955
    @christinaotto2955 3 роки тому +25

    I'm wondering if he'll say anything about the qualified teams.

    • @david4rancibia34
      @david4rancibia34 3 роки тому +4

      of course he will

    • @nicolasaustermann2309
      @nicolasaustermann2309 3 роки тому +5

      And he’ll probably roast them just as well . There has to be done quite a lot to actually impress this grumpy Dino

    • @denzelminimo1883
      @denzelminimo1883 3 роки тому +2

      Of course he might do that, particularly with Mellow Yellow

  • @vspython3385
    @vspython3385 2 роки тому

    Thesaurus Dinosaurus: Can't belive the Gliding Glaciers got in the main leagues
    Gliding glaciers: get 3rd
    ...

  • @williambrown319
    @williambrown319 3 роки тому +4

    As an O'rangers fan, I'm pretty sure we'll be in the bottom this year. Cause we can't get our shit together.

  • @zirc_
    @zirc_ 3 роки тому +4

    Oceanics set us all up for dissapointment....atleast the limers somehow made it tho

  • @wir154
    @wir154 3 роки тому

    I wonder if the Jungle Jumpers may be the George Bests of the Marble league and like a tipple a little too much. I saw a picture of them recently somewhere all sitting at a bar on bar stools and I seem to remember a few years ago, them failing to turn up in time to register for the final event in the then Marbleympics, as they had been out celebrating recent successes. Surely they could have waited until the final event was over, before hitting the town! Who knows? Perhaps they would have had even more reason to celebrate, if they had waited until after the last event, before "celebrating"!

  • @themuaddib
    @themuaddib 3 роки тому +3

    If Jim Rome covered marble sports. Haha!

  • @mrpatman1163
    @mrpatman1163 3 роки тому +5

    Here’s your reminder that after event 9 last year the Savage speeders were in 8th

  • @AzureKite
    @AzureKite 3 роки тому

    Holy shit we actually got Marble League commentary youtube now? Marble sports are growing so much!

  • @snekkers5600
    @snekkers5600 3 роки тому

    Urinating Tree but marbles, we love to see it

  • @rainbowrunner1550
    @rainbowrunner1550 3 роки тому +1

    Now only four teams have perfect attendance in the Marble League:
    O'rangers
    Thunderbolts
    Savage Speeders
    Mellow Yellow

    • @raimuu14
      @raimuu14 3 роки тому

      funny that all four of these teams, without exception, have an overall podium in 1 (or if you exclude Thunderbolts at least 2) Marble League

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 роки тому

      #SpeedIsKey

    • @cooperc69420
      @cooperc69420 3 роки тому

      There are also a few other teams who have been in every league since they joined:
      Crazy Cat's Eyes
      Raspberry Racers
      Green Ducks
      Hazers

    • @rainbowrunner1550
      @rainbowrunner1550 3 роки тому

      @@cooperc69420 Midnight Wisps had a perfect attendance streak since their debut in 2017 (the only 2017 newcomers to do so). Can't forget them since they are the 2018 Champions. But it sucks that their streak was shattered now.

    • @cooperc69420
      @cooperc69420 3 роки тому

      @@rainbowrunner1550 I was counting 2021. That's why I didn't include them.

  • @marbleperson
    @marbleperson 2 роки тому

    5:28 the pinkies got NUDGED AWAY FROM THE CENTRE and STILL FINISHED FIRST (which is last in this case)

  • @ravenr2943
    @ravenr2943 3 роки тому +4

    Turtles can’t slide 🙃

  • @Castielproduction2023
    @Castielproduction2023 3 роки тому +3

    I feel depressed watching these

  • @ryan_alexander
    @ryan_alexander 3 роки тому +1

    As an oceanics fan all I know is pain

  • @brendandomzal936
    @brendandomzal936 2 роки тому

    I am calling it right now, pinkies will get exactly 20 points in the qualifying rounds

  • @SerchJaDa
    @SerchJaDa 3 роки тому +1

    Man, I've been waiting for this video

  • @ewelinawood7254
    @ewelinawood7254 2 роки тому +1

    3:49 MeLlOw YeLlOw WoNt QuAlIfY
    me;well well how the turntables

  • @laurencebrown3822
    @laurencebrown3822 3 роки тому +1

    The Team Galactic fanboy in me wants to spout out crazy theories about how having a new event first (one in which going all out is a bad thing?), threw them off their game, and that's why (as I point to a large poster with colored string connecting random items) we didn't make it! But Thesaurus Dinosaurus hit the nail on the head. It has been way too long since we've seen any success in the ML. One wonders just how much of their training budget was diverted to cover the costs of hosting.

  • @lionelbedard3370
    @lionelbedard3370 3 роки тому

    this guy is the UrinatingTree Of marble Sports XD

  • @MattWGAllan
    @MattWGAllan 3 роки тому

    Weird thing is Galactic usually performs above average, but then just constantly barely misses podiums, it's so damn unsatisfying.

  • @StarlightRing
    @StarlightRing 3 роки тому +5

    Question: what did you mean about 8 teams leaving in the showdown, if you perform low are you out of the main league?

    • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
      @ThesaurusDinosaurus  3 роки тому +5

      Yeah the teams who finish in the bottom 4 on the showdown don't get to compete in the next year's qualifiers, and instead spend the next year in the showdown. This year, with the introduction of the Solar Flares and reintroduction of the Gliding Glaciers, the bottom 4 still got to compete in the qualifiers. It's unsure if the JMR will keep that feature for this year's showdown

    • @GameReviewsXX
      @GameReviewsXX 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThesaurusDinosaurus I do believe it was confirmed on discord by a JMRC member that the showdown relegation format has been discontinued and showdown will now act solely as a friendly consolation tournament.

  • @gumbigumb
    @gumbigumb 3 роки тому +8

    Yeah but can we talk about the limers qualifying?

  • @IronManiac
    @IronManiac 3 роки тому +3

    So is this supposed to be Urinating Tree but for marbles? Cause if so this is fucking legendary

  • @brian_dabeast9396
    @brian_dabeast9396 2 роки тому

    Getting urinatingtree vibes from this loved it