The Pinkies: Not in the Pink of Health
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
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WRAP IT EVERYBODY! GO HOME! THE DROUGHT IS OVER! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER! GG NO RE!! PINKIES ARE THE TEAM OF 2022!!!
Why is it all upper-case letters?
Watch them bottom out and collapse just like the Midnight Wisps and Minty Maniacs, and then miss the 2024 marble league
Imagine they just do horribly in 2023. Honestly that chance is kind of high
2016 Pinkies: trash
2017 Pinkies: sorta okay
2018 Pinkies: trash
2019 Pinkies: trash
2020 Pinkies: trash
2021 Pinkies: trash
2022 Pinkies: *godtier status*
@@madingthree 2017 pinkies were fantastic.
They couldn't even make it a month without finding a creative way to disappoint. ten outta ten
consistency tho
whats the other team I bet its the limers or the hornets
as a Pinkies fan.... well they are consistent with the failings..... so.... yey? (fuck me they didn't even qualifie this time >_>)
Thats called consistency look it up
Thesaurus Dinosaurus
How about an investigation of Red#3? I like the Marb... but there are rumors.🤔
2020: 7 minutes of harassing a marble team. What a time to be alive!
Ain't shit else to do.
Now would you look at that. Pinkies are your 2022 Marble League Champions. Aged like fine wine.
Alternate title for the 2019 marble league: Pinkies vs Oceanics: Battle Royale to be the most garbage
Edit: Welp. The Pinkies came dead last in the qualifiers
Edit 2: THEY WON
Oceanics
Same. That’s a big yikes moment. They bout to be relegated to showdown but honestly, they should probably just retire at this point
consistency tho
It’s TANK BOWL!
At least they were saved from the embarrassment the Oceanics is suffering in the actual league
2020 pinkies qualifies in marble league
Pinkies : ah here we go again
Edit : well they are last wow
Ahahahahahaha. It’s funny cause they didn’t even make it that far
2021 pinkies:finally peace as I wait till August
Absolutely aged like milk.
Aaaaaaaand they finished 12 points behind 19th place in the qualifiers
I expected NOTHING and I'm STILL disappointed
Am I the only one that watches these and is convinced the O'rangers are juicing?
Ha! I told my son they were cheaters! He said " I knew it all along, Dad" while backing away slowly...
LOL gtfo!
That's because some of the members are really former "Black Jacks". That team really juiced a couple years ago, but disbanded since.
That's a completely unfounded, irresponsible accusation, motivated by envy. And you're a racist.
Only that sweet natural orange nectar.
I feel like you could make an entire video on Team Primary in the Marbula One. It was such a bizarre dichotomy of quality and suckage.
Primm carried that team in Marbula One. Mary, on the other hand...
As a Primary fan, I am still dumbfounded at the decision not to bench Mary in favor of Imar.
It was just Mary, probably the biggest bust in marble history
@@atomknight8361 That's why I called it a dichotomy of quality and suckage. Mary was the suckage.
Congrats TD you have become Marble league's official Urinating Tree.
Yeah, only less alcoholic and more tranquil, UrinatingTree is still better
2022: When the pinkies finally listen to everyone and stop sucking.
Everyone: No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game.
this aged well
In the Dino's defense. No one expected them to be first-
Pinkies have gotten redemption!!!!
Different year same pain
Trust the process
Got a gold just to show that they tried and were 3 points short to qualify
lol
Ok “Not UrinatingTree”, how are you an O’Ranger, but hate the team? You want to be UrinatingTree so bad
@@Rayquez you know he's talking about the pinkes
"Bird from Aladdin" ...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkies: Cute name, Terrible Team
I actually LOL'd, well done. "Not only did you disappoint, you've turned it into an art form". Me gusta!
We've gone from sports, to fictional sports, to UrinatingTree-like videos roasting fictional sports lolcows.
I love this country.
*Pinkies 2022 have entered the chat*
This guy is on track to be the Jelle's Marble Runs version of UrinatingTree.
We're going to be coming back this year, I bet we'll get up to the dizzying heights of 10th place
Too high, 14th place should be fine for the Pinkies
lol idk how to tell you this
Sarah Humphries how did that go for ya? Wanna join the bandwagon maybe? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dead last in the quals
@@pixelpixel7686 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is the year of O'rangers but Minty Maniacs are stiff competition
imagine you pushed them so hard over the past 2 years that you turn them into the new-age savage speeders
Actually, they became great thanks to their now retired technical director (Pinky Spud), they really knew how to help Pinky Promise with the coaching.
I was a pinkie fan from day 1 but in 2019 I gave up and started cheering for the green ducks.
I think it was a good decision
Same here.
rip Green Ducks in 2020
Quack got wack in 2020
@@ELPicko2 it got wack into the water, with land
I’m a duck fan ! Fifth is worse than first
I love how this video made me a Pinkies fan way back when and now I sit in my Pinkies jersey very very proud
The Urinating Tree of Marblee. Love it ♥️
it's tough being a pinkies fan, but im loyal to a fault, even after we failed at qualification
edit... how time have changed...
*PINKIES FOREVER!!!* 🧁💕🌺🌸🦄🦩🍭
*Quiet nod of respect from a Limers boi*
Heck yea I will always root for the Pinkies, but now I know what its like to be a Detroit Lions or Cleveland Browns fan.
someday... someday, we shall win 💗
@@TheJuliana0901 *YES WE CAN!* 🦄🌹🏵🌸💗
As a long-time Pinkies supporter, this really hit home for me.
2022 Pinkies:
Imma just pretend I didn’t hear that
This just made sure that i'll forever be a pinkies fan
2022: a twist in the tale? Or is a repeat of 2017 incoming?
Who's here after the Pinkies won the 2022 Marble League?
Here after the Pinkies won Marble League 2022!!!
Pinkies in event 13: Wlep back to the dump.
who came back to this video after the Pinkies won ML22. Pinkies not-so-Stinkies anymore
This video isn't necessarily in the pink of health now either
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lays into the Oceanics a bit! Funny, because I’m watching this after the 2020 Sand Mogul 😂😂
Thanks UA-cam for recommending this now
They just decided to curl up and die not in the basement, the core of the earth....
Hey, at least you aren’t the limers
as a Pinkies fan, I have just one thing to say after watching this video!!!
yeah
This wasn't at all what I was expecting it to be.... but this was damn entertaining!
3:45 pinkies achally finished 3 because a marble bounced off another
God either the Pinkies shit the bed from here on out or they have a Top 3 finish. I see NO OTHER possibility here. They go hard or go home.
Y’all be messing with my OCEANICS 😔😭 but ngl is true
Love your coverage and analysis of the marble league. I'm always watching the Hazers along with all the other teams in the spotlight, so it's great to see a more detailed look at the pinkies.
@DaaAnthony1 I hadn't noticed that stat. That's interesting.
It actually wouldn't surprise me, especially after Marbula 1. To have it in the bag and then get the championship snatched away like that has got to be demoralizing.
Just keep an eye out for that goddamn orange marble
I was once a pinkies fan, and it was hard for me
"But that bird from Alladin" ..... Omg, I laughed so hard at that. Loved it, and I know John Oliver would have too :)
Honestly my money's always been on The Thunderbolts. It seems like every event they start super strong and then just fizzle out after like five seconds. I'm pretty sure they've held first place at one point or another in a plurality of races and then sunk all the way to last in most of them.
John Oliver is the bird from The Lion King 2019
Even the Pinkies could have gotten that joke right!
“I thinky I’m gonna need a drinky” can sum up the entire Trump era
Coming back to watch this after they’ve just won the goddamn Marble League. When they looked like never even qualifying for it again.
So, uh, can you make a video on the Hazers now?? Seeing how things went with the Pinkies, I have high hopes for the Hazers resurgence after you make a roast video
Pinkies actually watched this video I assume, just look at their ML 2022 consistency
I love the Marble Leagues.
0:06-0:20 sounds like Norwich City
Pinkies: Hey, we're not the Oceanics! :D
Pinkies: the Danica Patrick of the marble league
"Never any question" #OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I hunger for a video by Aidan Millward about this team
As a pinkies fan..... I cry 😢
The Limers have to be next...
Team Primary (mostly Mary) is next.
Pinkies likely to win the whole thing. This video, they took it personally!
Pinkies, Thunderbolts, you name it!
THIS. Like & subscribe.
Way to jump on the marband-wagon!
When you started rhyming Pinky I lost it! 🤣
The Pinkies are the Slovakian National Ice Hockey Team of marble league. For years, they were completely helpless in the top division but were just good enough to stay there. Eventually, the losses piled up to the point where they don’t even have that distinction anymore.
More of this please😂
You’re a Pinkies fan, aren’t you? Only a Pinkies fan would care enough to do this.
O'rangers all the way. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nah he got the Oceanics with this too last year. He's a man of culture, like me. And therefore... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO All the way. Let's defeat those minty Maniacs now they are our true competition
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure that comment meets the legal definition of libel in several countries.
Thank you, marble UT
Mary M1 for the next lolcow?
Definitely make more marble league roast/ review videos!
Generations of failure:
Me: Norwich City lol
Pinkies 2022
Technically he's that bird from Lion King lol
I’m a pinkies and an orangers fan since the very beginning...so a lot of whiplashing emotions haha
5:30 he rattled swifty so hard he finished 4th loool I remember that race
As an Oceanics fan I can't help but laugh
And I thought I was the only one that couldn't stand the Orangers!
@AndrewBanishers Yeah, I thought i deleted this comment after I realized he was a fan. Like everything in marble league, I ended up watching all his other videos and saw i misjudged.
Maybe I was just eager to find a place where I could express my disdain for the Orangers! =)
Got this recommended to me after the Pinkies owned Balancing
This is great. Thanks!
This is way underrated
Pinkies desperately need to rethink their training, even a serious roster reshuffle may be in order. As a pinkies fan, this has been hurting bad
FINALLY! Someone who agrees with me on the uncontrollable and unexplainable rage on the Orangers. Although my Disappointment belongs to Balls of Chaos instead of Pinkies.
WELL
Pinkies a TEAM lol
Sixth Horseman of disappointing fans: Thunderbolts.
I'm surprised they didn't just retire at this point
2022 wait who was the champion
Pinkies are champions.
Ok
The Pinkies actually LEAD ML22 after 4 events!
Raspberry Racers will welcome you as a fan anytime you decide you wanna root for a good squad.
Yes the Pinkies are but a pale imitation of the robust pink that is the Raspberry Racers!
I'm pretty sure this guy is FoolishBaseball but incognito
SPOILER ALERT:
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Pinkies did not qualify for the main Marble League this year. Oceanics is.
...There's always the Showdown I guess? Time to fight the Limers for title of the eternal basement dweller.
I feel personally attacked at the remark towards the O’rangers.
Jk tho good vid
Here we go again
I absolutely love that you made this video. I thought only me and my brother felt consistent yearly disappointment. Pinkies 2021!!!
Videos I hope to see in the future
Mary - She deserves her own video for her hilarious string of ineptitude, made even more bitter by her former glory.
The Limers - They are the Pinkies' basement buddies who continue finding new and exciting ways to decline. How low can they go?
The Hornets - Somehow went from a promising new team to a laughingstock the moment they entered the big leagues. Now they can't get a medal to save their lives.
Mellow Yellow - The depressing fall of one of the original Marble League titans.
Your Mellow Yellow take aged horrendously.
#KeepItMellow
@@thareelhelloagain Almost as bad as this pinkies video!
Hey! Got this on my recommended videoa again while the Pinkies are doing pretty good on the 2022 Marble League! Here's hoping this video won't stay relevant for much longer.
What makes this video more insulting is we didn't even qualify this year. lmao
But good we can use this extra time off to hammer out the flaws and get ready for winter.
P.S. That victory in the 2019 dirt race was the most amazing thing ever as a Pinkie fan.
Part time walrus! HAHAHA