Eric Goodwin- How Much? (feat. Nate Kap and his ex-gf) Lyric Video

Face Jams: Live at the Caricature Stand
Track #5: How Much? (feat. Nate Kap and his ex-gf)
The most common question that can get the most frustrating to explain! This song is barely even an exaggeration of how many times we sometimes have to say the same thing over and over again that the price sign clearly already says. I figured what better way to amp up the frustration than to explode into a Linkin Park-esque chorus? Nate Kap plays the voice for the dumb customer (not that he's at all dumb, of course, or a customer) and his ex-girlfriend Kim Legaspi added some fun soundbytes for some light-hearted contrast and a reminder of what caricature is supposed to be about: getting a funny drawing, not spending 5 minutes explaining the prices.
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Hey guys!
Would you guys like to get a caricature?
I can fit 2 in 1 because sharing is better!
We sell mats and frames and drawing protectors!
--GET DRAWN FUNNY--
How much is that?
I’m glad that you asked!
The prices are on the sign- do the math!
The sign is the thing you didnt bother to look at...
--GET DRAWN FUNNY--
How much for 2?
Well, as you can view,
It's all priced per person, so multiply by 2.
It's something that children of all ages can do!
--YOU’RE A DUMMY--
HOW much for 2?
Uh, I just told you...
Look at the sign- the prices are bold blue!
Mold in your brain must stop thoughts from getting through!
CHORUS:
I just can't deal with these morons today...
It's all clearly written on the fuckin' sign!
Get a clue or get the FUCK away!
You're all gonna make lose my fuckin’ mind!
You're makin me lose my mind...
Any further questions?
Verse 2:
T-T-Ten dullars?
Well, that's for ONE, in black and white,
And it’s not as much fun
As it is to get a colorful colored one done...
--GET DRAWN FUNNY--
How much for color?
The pricing's concise-
It's twice the price of black and white cuz it’s twice as nice.
Color's paradise- might I entice you guys?
--GET DRAWN FUNNY--
20 dollars?
Are you listening at all??
The size of your brain must be INCREDIBLY small!
Your brain cells must’ve been killed off by alcohol!
--YOU’RE A DUMMY--
How much for 1?
We've been through this before!
Are you trying to piss me off and start a war?
I implore you to stop cuz you’re making my brain sore!
CHORUS
Any further questions??
Verse 3:
How much for 3?
Where’s the third?!
Your idiocy is completely absurd!
Your mind is a turd cuz you haven't heard a word!
--GET DRAWN FUNNY--
What if we wanna be on the same page?
That's what we've BEEN talking about here all day!
Arghh! You're making me fill up with rage!
ahh-ahh-ahh-aahh-aarrrrggggh!
How much?
HOW MUCH?!
Are you deaf? Are you out of touch?
Are you blind? Can you even read?
Is English a language you speak??
How much?
You're incredibly stupid!
You make me lose faith in believing in humans!
Your brain isn't working- it's worse than polluted!
--YOU’RE A DUMMY--
How much?

[@artwhale_chua]

I liked you lip-syncing to it! that’s super fun!

[@ericgoodwinart]

Artwhale_Chua thanks! I think it made things more interesting than just seeing words for the whole video

[@ericgoodwinart]

Artwhale_Chua I mean, how dare you! I wasn’t lip-syncing- I was actually singing it live! I’m no Ashley Simpson!