When you make a joke on Twitter
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- You think haunted houses are scary? Ha! Try opening up Twitter for more than 10 seconds and keeping your sanity in tact...
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Imagine you wake up one day, open up Twitter, and see your personal information being posted by thousands of accounts. This unironically happens on Twitter...and it's way more common than you may think.
I hope everyone has a great Halloween! If you want a good scare this season, try to interact with a Twitter user. It certainly does put a good chill in my bones...
Pls dont make me do that😖😖😖🙏🙏🙏
Epik meme!!! ua-cam.com/video/OlLltkqk7R8/v-deo.html
Memeifytificator
Thanks bro happy Halloween
Helo
Hello meme man
Twitter stan perks:
- Not being able to take a joke
- Being hardcore stans of selected person
- Is incredibly toxic when proved otherwise and/or bothered
Forgot to mention:
- A disgrace
- become really ugly
- the lost ability to touch grass
- mentally unstable
@@BerkfromNuts you forgot - no job
@@alexlewis3013 being a prick on twitter is their job
deez nuts
Excuse me I think I am on a different universe cause in the one I live in Perks mean something COMPLETELY different. Oh nevermimd its just 2021. Sometimes I forget.
"You have 12 hours to survive"
"Good luck"
_heavy metal starts_
DOOM MUSIC STARTS
*TURBO KILLER INTENSIFIES*
*RELOADS DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN*
*LOADS UP BFG*
“Correction, they have 12 hours to survive you, good luck”
Imagine doxxing people and ruining their lives because they made one harmless joke that doesn't even affect nor offend you in any way. You just want to be offended for the people who may be affected by the joke, when they aren't.
*cough* *cough* Dave Chappelle
@yandere floppa💀 im 13
💀
@@gabrielgaming1102 conclusion?
@@gabrielgaming1102 13 years olds trying not to mention their age for 0.00000000001 seconds challenge :
Looks like a prequel to plants vs zombies, the man who touches grass versus the mindless zombies on twitter.
sounds like a cool concept for a pvz fangame
The origins story
Humanity VS Twitter
(PVZ p2)
Everyone bring out the wall-nuts and peashooters, we've got a job to do.
"As I deleted my twitter, I legit felt a significant change in my mental health and felt 10x better than I was. Twitter is a big f*n mistake to humanity and we need to erase it from existence.
" - Master Oogway
False. Master Oogway would never have fallen to Twitter in the first place
this was literary me when i deleted TicTok
TWITter is a better name for them
@@daderowley4514 twatter*
@@daderowley4514 or shitter
When you make a joke on twitter:
"Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches."
Dear god...
>synchronises Dead Ringer
We have 3 days to live! -Medic
May as well start teleporting bread
"You have 12 hours to survive"
"Why 12?"
"That's how long it takes for everyone to forget about your joke and move on."
But don't worry, it will be brought up again in 8 years if you become slightly famous
@@JetstreamSam343 Or if someone decides they want your job.
@@JetstreamSam343 I remember that an Romanian youtuber said some very inappropriate things on an live stream 4 years ago, nothing happened to him. And then when he gets more famous someone literally posts that livestream and says he's a pedophile. And me and my brother got mad because of that idiot who ruined his UA-cam career, and for 8 months he wasn't allowed to use any social media.
@@henrystickmin3930 Bro,Why do people do this,Thats why i say and i repeat myself,Twitter was an mistake
@@xboxoneyes7734 they do that because they are clearly dumb and get mad over everything.
Ok, but the "Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from consequences" part is actually a great ominous line ngl.
I've genuinely seen people say that exact thing before not even as a joke or ironically, it's literal psychopath shit that twitter gets up to _all the time._
@Bender Bending Rodriguez oh, thats too bad, I thought it was clever
@@anth636 clever but used by wrong people, like guns
You've been sentenced to 10 minutes of twitter gets a whole new meaning.
You've*
@Sylveon Enjoyer"You've" is perfectly acceptable. "Youve" is not a valid word.
@@lavetissene339 yro'ue*
@@viper6022 Ŕøűýə'*
@@lavetissene339 You've*
What's Worse is people who actually deserves it get away scott-free while the actual scott cawthon gets doxxed.
Some of the people who deserve serious punishment at the hands of the law are also the ones spearheading the doxxing of innocent people.
@@Benjaminberino amen
its a game of pointing fingers till you're the last man standing lol
@@Kino-Imsureq Like Among Us.
Oops, shouldn't have said that, run before the amogus memes arrive
@@MariOmor1 amogus sussy imposter ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding
How to use Twitter:
Step 1: Delete your account
Step 2: Go outside and enjoy life
Glad this helped
lol
woah
Yep! That's the best way to use it.
relatable, glad i never logged into twitter ever again since i first made my account
as a twitter user, i can confirm this is how we use it
gun owners: "I see this as an absolute win!"
when they see the price of ammo: "guess ill make a pipe bomb"
@@vincevalentine2407 that’s pretty expensive too but it’ll work
@@vincevalentine2407 Hmm... Superglue a stick of dynamite to an arrow...
Gun owners love tracking down people to threaten them. We've seen that a lot lately.
I'm proud of never having a twitter account that wasn't only used to get free stuff in games
@yandere floppa💀 and then everyone else will vote for it and will hate it too
What a legend, it starts with the "oh i just want to follow [insert UA-camr] thats all" thats how it gets you.
i had twitter to roast some mad feminists and cockmeroon heroin supporters
@@quantumdisappointment5711 hello officer I'm Policenauts
@@NetBattler nice to meet you fellow officer of the law.
It's kinda weird how just a small group of people in a community can do so much damage
yknow i think that small community would actually be the small group of people with an undamaged state of mental health
Ah yes that *small* group on twitter
It's not small and weird, it's just scary
3 percent of twitter users make 80% of tweets
Doom simulator
if twitter gets deleted all users would be free from it, but would infect the other parts of the internet
Melon nigga UwU
@@MarcusChandlerCMoran Imagine taking a meme seriously
@@NetBattler did u screenshot it i wanna see the cringeness
@@eriqqq the dude actually butthurt lol
Not really. They just go to TikTok
When i was a kid i thought the dark side of the internet was the dark web, but now i realise that twitter is truly the most horrifying place on the internet
Well, actually FA might be
@@inciniumz4671 fa?
@@Kaigozen You know, the affinity place, the place the owners of your pfp despise
@@inciniumz4671 fur affinity is 10x more harmless then having your entire family doxxed
@@ediodimacaroni and at least you know what to expect from fa
Ahh yes i love the sentence „freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences“ under that idea North korea is also pretty free you can say anything you want just live with the consequences
Basically it's saying: If you don't think like us, there will be consequences. It just has some chocolate covered icing.
If given the chance to kill, would those angry, hurtful people actually take it like they say? I really hope not.
engineer gaming
@@nickburningleaves2193 I was hoping for a more intelligent reply then that....
@@inciniumz4671 reply gaming😎
like nah they don't know even 1 move of martial arts but will take their nonexistent father's gun and then shot everywhere expect ur direction cuz their aim fucking sux
They would and they do lol. Liberal extremists/democrat radicals (more than half of all democracts are this extreme) absolutely are putting their thoughts into action or are going to. Its time to start fighting back.
There were people celebrating Alec's Holowka suicide after he was accused of sexual assault (by a person notorious for false accusations) alongside many other similar cases of mob justice. So yeah mob mentality is quite strong.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Twitter: "and I took offense to that."
"Actions speak more than words"
Twitter :
I bet my right eyeball that if someone actually just posted that by itself on Twitter, there will be an uproar.
@@FrancisDoubleA that also applies ^
The best part is that broken bones heal over time, but words stick around for years and years.
@@captainblue5096 until they forget or having a memory problem
At first I thought it was only true in Portland and Seattle. Then a Japanese Manager of the 2020(1) olympics was fired for a joke he made before half the athletes were even born. It's a dark dystopia we are living in.
holy shi-
Source?
REALLY??
You from Washington too?
@Bender Bending Rodriguez oh right "consequence culture" is your fault. They have no idea
"Joke" and "Twitter" can't be in the same sentence . Unless it's "Twitter can't handle a joke"
Or if it's "twitter is a joke"
Or if its "i made a joke on twitter and regret it"
Twitter always loves to joke'nt
@@ericsuarez368
you would be an goner if you said that on Twitter...
@@toastedprocastinator thats why twitter will die pretty soon
People can literally just exist and Twitter finds a million reasons to cancel them-
I got threatened to be cancelled because I made fun of a stupid anime ship. Specifically TodoDeku from MHA. Its absolutely insane on there.
@@MichaelNVADE It's a shit ship anyways just like komahina.
@@justsomeonetardigrade1077 Tell me about it. Shipping is a absolute mistake.
@@MichaelNVADE keep in mind it ruined stars vs forces of evil.
Edit: I don't mind a lot about ships but too much shoved in your face and having it way too far to the point of attacking others are sure a problem.
Welcome to critical theory.
How to survive:
1. Play classical music to repel the BTS stans
2. think neutral about Minecraft, positive or negative opinions on it strengthens the dream stans
3. Arm yourself
4. Leave the area to survive as soon as possible.
5. Destroy your phone, they track you with it
Thanks for reading! Good luck
You missed a step: shipping is cringe.
@@Noahed_ nah, just tell them to get in a real relationship, that'll shut em up.
@@danisongarcia6123 too bad the world is full of insecure people with suppressed emotions
@@Valkaze111 Really makes you wonder why these people even make relationships for characters but not for themselves.
@@danisongarcia6123 they wouldn’t have the emotional maturity to let their partner leave their sight for 5 minutes
A Dead Space poster in the room? Memeify is a man of class and distinction
trying to exist on Twitter or social media is like trying to exist in a warzone
In a warzone the enemy looks you in the eye when he strikes. On twitter, he smiles at you while he backstabs you.
@yandere floppa💀 well... maybe
@@sarminder4357 good point
Nope, warzones are safer
@@jadonlimoges1830 fair enough
"there are no accidents... except for twitter"
- Master Oogway
Remember when you could make a harmless joke and *not* get doxxed?
The good old days
"Ohhh I membeh!"
No, I don't. Cuz there weren't any.
how do ppl dox u anyway
As long as y'all got fast reflexes, learned multiple martial arts and can use the environment to attack, you'll be fine
then again, you gotta plan on your family being safe too
Or guns. If they're breaking into your house, killing them would be self defense.
I mean who will take their time to fly using a plane with god knows how much and somehow carry a weapon with them and go to the specific city in the specific neighbourhood in the specific building in the specific floor I live in?
Most twitter users are just some random teenagers/grown children who are scared of their own fart. So I'm pretty much safe
Memeify can express his opinion in such ways!
A spooky way too.
He's awesome
@Aztroloe Oh, hello there!
How to make a survival game irl
1st: go on dream fan page and say dreams a cheater
2nd: survive the horde of stans
Just messaged some pages
@@SirGruigiTheThird grab 2 AA12 and pull up an FPS Russia
@@starless267 a bunch of 12 years old carrying a fork is somewhat irritating to handle
@@SirGruigiTheThird everyone and their grandmothers has watched atleast 1 single FPSRussia vid
Easy lol, ignore them
Person gets doxxed
Twitter stans: **get their pitchforks**
It’s the DoomSlayer
Twitter stans: **nervous sweating**
no, they wouldnt be nervous, they'd just die trying.
Turns out cancel culture is the Slayer's Kryptonite.
One of the Twitter stans accidentally speared his pet rabbit
_Cue Mick Gordon_
@@KopperNeoman if you can’t cancel a demon you can’t cancel the Slayer.
-Hugo Martian
@@JGT-yd2wx Luckily for them, DoomSlayer is more than thrilled to kick some hell spawn rear.
"freedom of speech does not equal freedom from consequence" has never been said to a person who actually thinks freedom of speech equals freedom of consequence
Well freedom of speech does not equal consequence correct. But those consequences should never be major, and in an act of prosecution even by the people.
**real** consequence, in the way that its used that is, is calling someone an asshole and getting punched in the face for it. Thats really about it.
@@unhappyfew5679 thats not "about it", thats assault and battery you could do time for that. also i was saying that people who say that are bad because they are putting an obviously bad point in the mouths of the person they are arguing against
@@c.a.mproductions9214 well i used a bad example then. You say an opinion and someone ends up respecting you less/disliking you for it. *Thats* about it
@@unhappyfew5679 i agree but im not sure you understand i am on your side in this argument, it feels like you made your comment seem like it was countering what i said
@@c.a.mproductions9214 Ye ik lol im not trying to argue. Kinda just stating it since many people seem to misunderstand, like a correction just in case kinda
Making a joke on Twitter is basically like insulting Kim Jong un in North korea.
Edited: I forgot to put joke in so I fixed it.
Bruh didn't know you could make out on twitter
@@RomGe336 He meant making a twitter account probably.
I know bruh I was just making a joke
@@meganixi5282 I'm pretty sure he meant "making a joke on Twitter"
You got a stroke when typing this out?
Those toxic social media users that feed upon your happiness and pure-ish joy...I call those unpleaseant trolls parasites.
I remember during the riots of last year here in America, if someone tweeted anything that the public didn't agree with, they were doxxed and people actually vandalyzed their property and pressured their bosses into firing them. Some went as far as threatening assault and murder
@yandere floppa💀 yo, were you one of those fricks who doxxed
U Republican?
@@amqru I'm unaffiliated, but I tend to lean slightly liberal, still, I question my stance whenever I see stuff happening like last year
@@Vinny339 both parties have lots of things wrong
Honestly, with all the shit that is happening right now, we might as well call the USA "the Ununited States of America" XD
Ya know what, my history professor said it best:
"Twitter is just a giant warzone for toddlers who won't get their way, weither they're conservative or liberal. Everyone just acts like a kid."
@Chaos Culture {Fuck Joe Biden} if Hollywood is far left than shapiro trump and tucker Carlson are far right
48 year old joke: *exists*
People on Twitter: *real shit!*
Pretty soon they're going to find a fossil that somehow spells out "Black people are mistreated" in rocks and was fossilized before the Stone Age, and cancel the Earth for it.
I think they actually canceled Genghis Khan
@@annettemaldonado3373 for what
@@MariOmor1 Taking a shot in the dark here, probably all the rape.
I mean, a statistically-relevant-to-ancestry-data amount of rape. His libido was the great wall of genetics, visible even to this day.
@@MariOmor1 "FTS, we goin' to Mars."
>kidnap someone who made a joke
>Tells him that he's been doxxed to the entirety of internet
>Ask him to survive 12 hours
>Proceed to not elaborate any further
this tells us lot about how Stalin had his first date with a sofa
bruh
@@ronnjhg56 I ain't yo bruv, bu' it's a noice halleween isn't it?
Don't u mean carpet?
@@lutscher7979 i don't get the joke, ngl.
"We kidnapped your dog"
A man called John is coming for you
Twitter is such a surreal place. Like I know it's basically an overused joke to say shit about Twitter... But people legit like death threat others for making such a harmless joke. Like Twitter allows this but you can't say you like Scott cawthon anymore
"You have 12 hours to survive"
*DOOM OST begins to play in your head, and that chainsaw you have downstairs still probably works...*
Can we take a second and realise how good Memeify is good at making stories?
@@poleve5409 yessir
@@poleve5409 Especially that "can we take a second and" bit. I'm putting that on a YT starterpack.
@@poleve5409 I try and do that
is everyone seriously shitting on a compliment right now?
How to survive:
Red mood lights all over the house
Satanic Music
Guns
A lot of Bullets
At least one large dog
And Finally a lot of Blades
Use Berretta only and bullet pierce
Nah,all you need is the full Doom soundtrack and a lot of guns with tons of ammo.
Edit:Don't forget a chainsaw with extra fuel just in case you run out.
@@Amsyar_Lahhh Remember, the chainsaw is the reload button
I'd like to bless all those who have never downloaded Twitter once in their life 🙏
God bless me for not letting me download that crap lmao
The internet is the best place where people support you.
And then there is twitter…..
You're only supported if you agree with the Twitter hivemind
12 Hours at Twitter
Its Halloween already. Your boss asked you to work a bit past closing hours. As an Twitter employee, you decide to make a dad joke and post it on Twitter. However, a strange and sinister presence soon appears in the empty offices. Will you survive?
This is the greatest, meme satire of a meme of real life ever made, utterly terrifying, puts it into perspective.
What if someone made a horror movie based on Twitter?
If a stan tries to argue with you, don't respond to them. You've already won by being a better human than them.
“It’s just a prank bro” -Flowey
Imagine using Twitter. I once had a friend that literally commited suicide over it.
oh god
what were they doing on there
based
@@ulysses5439 yeah, *sure*
based
I remember the good old days when the worse someone could do was call you a bigger, but with an N instead of a B.
As a Twitter user that has witnessed the Mob Vote 2021 Dream situation, I can confirm.
What I'm saying is that Dream got a 24 hour ban on his Twitter Account during October 16th, but two days earlier he stated he wont rig the vote
@@SirGruigiTheThirdmob vote 2021 wasnt rigged, we got a fair winner, the Allay
Step 1 : Watch a few things About Twitter
Step 2 : Realize that it is illegal to say Anything Friendly
Step 3 : NEVER CREATE AN TWITTER ACCOUNT
Step 4 : Live the life
@yandere floppa💀 POV : I never made one still Know the Steps LOL
Soft asf, i can't even write "shut up"
Put a twitter user in a room with a insane,socio/pychopathic person and the insane person will be scared.
This unironically scared me
Pros of having Twitter:
-Nothing
-Nothing
-Nothing
Cons of having Twitter:
-Hypersensitive people are ALWAYS have a dumb reason to argue about something
-Your most likely goanna become a Stan or going to encounter a stan
-You will have no life. Period.
a pro is that you can get free stuff in games
@@StaceyStAmant dream stans are raging rn
Drama channels basically
Man Ralph Bakshi from r&s apc is really popping up everywhere now
ahh? guys a ralph bakshi character?
Twitter is the worst site to ever have lived on the internet
This is a goddamn masterpiece! looks like the intro to a documentary about twitter doxxing
Wow, generous of them to give a heads up.
Give you time to load everything.
When characters in fan arts has lighter complexion than the original art 0.001 shade :
This legit can become a horror movie
Person: It’s ok, it’s not too serious
Also Person 2 seconds later: You have 12 hours to survive, good luck.
the voice periodically changing and other voices overlapping with the main one during the call REALLY reminded me of The Master from the original Fallout.
I can relate but then the person I sent to joke to and me both start having ip wars to see which ones are our real lnes.
How everyone uses Twitter:
-Insults and threats
-bad news about famous people
-toxicity
How I use Twitter :
-Memes.
Me: Looking at some of my favorite artists arts.
High Elo Twitter users be like:
"the jokes mason, what do they mean!?"
Sounds like a good plot for a horror game
This needs to be made into a zombie survival style game, where you have to fend off all of twitter for 12 real life hours using a wide range of weapons like shotguns, pistols, etc.
@@SirGruigiTheThird Those too
This actually scared me, and now I know even more that once I’m 18 and can make one I am never making a Twitter account.
Plssss no dont do it.. they dont know what that is🙏🙏😖😖
I would not even be surprised if this happened
These memes are getting too realistic
Wasn't expecting the stereo sound effects but I applaud your work.
when we gonna talk about memeify being a Chad?
I suppose
Me loading up minigun "bring all of them my take was hot"
Ok but isn't this the 5th time memeify milked the 'Haha twitter dumb' meme
"we gave everyone your home address"
Gun owners: "bring it on, Twitter users!"
Plot Twist: The Person who made the joke is a military soldier and killed everyone around him but then it was in his mind
Guide to defeat Twitter Stans (Not in a particular order)
Do these things under 12 hours
- Buy a punching bag for boxing practice
- Get wood and metal from a construction shop near you
- Make weapons and armor from a construction store by using tools in your garage for you and anyone who is good at fighting (Chainsaws are efficient)
- Practice boxing for 4 hours straight if you have time, if not, 1 hour or less
- When the time is right, play classical music to keeps the BTS stans away
- Test your weapons out, can they keal? Revise any problem with your weapons and test them out again (Same thing goes for armor)
- Protect your pets and loved ones by putting them in the most obscure spot you can find
- Be prepared before the 12 hours are done
- When the time is up, you should be ready
- Good luck soldier
When you have a cannon at the top of your stairs, multiple muskets and flintlocks, and a bayonet ready to be rammed into someones chest
Just as the founding fathers intended.
(Insert the corrupted trollface here)
Because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up
Is your cannon loaded with grapeshot, does your sidearm miss and nail the neighbor's dog due to being smoothbore, and is your cannon positioned thus that several car alarms are set off upon firing?
These are ALL necessary details if your plan is to succeed, sir.
@@zyriantel9601 if it is too succeed with 4 ruffians, with about 50, we need moee grapeshot, and caltrops
@@royalhydra9790 that's why you have the battleship parked outside
We partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery
This is by far the perfect introduction to a horror game
I can't help but feeling this is based on a true story
This is a work of art.
Pro tip: when attempting to taunt the entirety of twitter, make sure you have plenty of guns, ammo, and traps to set beforehand.
How nice of them to generously give you 12 hours to fight for your life
Not gonna lie, my mental health improved after I deleted Twitter, never going back again.
"You have 12 hours to survive)
Me: *Turns on Doom Music*
I'm not stuck here with them, THEY are stuck here with me.
People who laugh at this really don't understand that these people think this unironically. This isn't an inside joke to them, their conditioning is irreversible. They genuinely believe that you deserve this. Civil war is the only answer.
Happy Halloween!
Calm down holy shit
@@eggverseoffficial7976 The soft-skinned Twitter users are the ones who need calming down.
@@starless267 POV: You're cringe 10-year-old child who is too young to be on the internet and doesn't know anything about Twitter and cancel culture
@@starless267 how did you know he was posting hentai arts???????
Its sad but true at the same time.
jokes on you i can keep my sanity in tact cuz my home page is mostly cats
considering 80% of twitter users are either kids or teenagers/adults that don't see the daylight or bathe in ages, i say he has a pretty good chance.
(FYI this is merely a joke, if it wasn't obvious)
you dodged a bullet there
The fact that it happened irl makes even more horrifying.
Idk if what is more scary
his face or the story
for a second I thought this was a special edition of "welcome to the game" but you surf twitter instead of the dark web
I prefer Tumblr to Twitter, because I like arguing with far left crazy people more than arguing with far left and far right crazy people.
That actually sounds worse
@@inciniumz4671 Everyone's entitled to their own opinion I suppose
@@jimbopkiller3844 Yeah, plus I'd have to see for myself which is better anyway
the epic showdown between the "everything is offensive unless it's against white people" crowd and the "actually blacks are the real racists" crowd
The true twitter experience is getting doxxed by making the shittiest joke ever
Gamers:"I don't view this as a threat, I view this as a challenge. BRING EM ON!"