Destiny - Funny Dialogue

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  • Опубліковано 12 січ 2020
  • The original Destiny, for all the issues it had, was a game that actually had quite a fair bit of funny lines. Some of them were from the Tower P.A. while others can be heard in many of the strikes as well as during the campaign as well as patrols.
    A lot of the work I put into making this video was actually spent searching through various forums on the internet to see what folks in the community thought were some of the funnier lines. It took a while, but after compiling a list, I finally started going through the motions of recording the actual footage. I wasn't able to record all the footage I wanted (namely some lines from the Darkblade strike), but I got most of what I wanted. With that in mind, I hope you guys enjoy this nostalgia trip, because I most certainly did.
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  • @thedootster6110
    @thedootster6110 4 роки тому +525

    "Nine-tenths of Pre Golden Age data..... Is Smut!"
    *"You're goddamn right"*

    • @kamieaston3016
      @kamieaston3016 4 роки тому +51

      I'm still waiting for the
      "This golden age tech must be some kind of weapon we can..."
      **bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz**
      "Is... is that porn?"
      **moans**

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 3 роки тому +13

      *ONLY NINE-TENTHS?!!*

    • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
      @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 3 роки тому +10

      @@NewGuy2534 I'm sure the other 10th is just cat and gaming videos.

    • @darkgames3477
      @darkgames3477 2 роки тому +1

      4:15

    • @Vanq22114
      @Vanq22114 Рік тому +1

      I'm so sorry you had to experience the Internet, Rahool. You didn't deserve that.

  • @combine1175
    @combine1175 4 роки тому +382

    This is *FIRETEAM THE BAD GUYS DON'T CARE WHAT WE CALL OURSELVES DO THEY?*
    If I could, I would name a group that.

  • @TheLegoJungle
    @TheLegoJungle 4 роки тому +197

    Tower lines are hilarious. I wish D2 had em.

  • @iheartkururun
    @iheartkururun 4 роки тому +262

    “Hey, take me with you.” boy, that aged well

    • @cassette_elk
      @cassette_elk 4 роки тому +36

      If you're a Hunter, the Memory of Cayde-6 cloak has that as the sample text. Tbh, fits pretty perfectly.

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 4 роки тому +6

      @@cassette_elk same with the bond for a Warlock

    • @mettaton9047
      @mettaton9047 3 роки тому +8

      @@cassette_elk same with the titan mark

    • @guywithstuffs3153
      @guywithstuffs3153 2 роки тому +2

      @@mettaton9047 same with a hunter cloak

    • @sleeplessgames1677
      @sleeplessgames1677 5 місяців тому

      I love this entire reply thread

  • @roxrequiem2935
    @roxrequiem2935 4 роки тому +158

    "9/10ths of golden age data is smut!"
    Rahool made my day.

    • @themakuta2937
      @themakuta2937 4 роки тому +5

      Pre golden age data

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Рік тому +1

      And you wonder why he is so happy.

  • @nathanscheller5173
    @nathanscheller5173 4 роки тому +315

    Your dedication to capturing this dialogue is most appreciated. The tower PA lines make me weak XD

    • @asukifolxfer7375
      @asukifolxfer7375 3 роки тому +3

      It had me at "the amusement sphere is for recreational use only"

  • @DragonKnight90001
    @DragonKnight90001 4 роки тому +88

    “Fireteam the badguys don’t care what we call ourselves do they report in”
    ......100 glimmer that was cayde pulling a prank on zavala

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant 3 роки тому +4

      Make that 500 glimmer, and you got yourself a deal.

    • @DragonKnight90001
      @DragonKnight90001 3 роки тому +3

      3DTyrant deal

  • @shadowdemon553
    @shadowdemon553 4 роки тому +72

    It’s all fun and games until cayde losses his sparrow

  • @brutallegend1100
    @brutallegend1100 4 роки тому +14

    “Tired of punching everything?” *NEVER*

  • @TheSpartanKing
    @TheSpartanKing 4 роки тому +67

    Ghost seems to have a crush on ikora

    • @mettaton9047
      @mettaton9047 3 роки тому +5

      i thought i was the only one

  • @Andrew-pj2vo
    @Andrew-pj2vo 4 роки тому +60

    3:48 back when Rasputin actually spoke normal Russian instead of malfunctioning garbage disposal.

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 4 роки тому +6

      He's still speaking Russian, just a lot more distorted

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Рік тому

      I always wondered what he said. I am not very well learned in Russian. German, a tiny bit. Russian....no.

    • @hohoho3327
      @hohoho3327 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Qardoif you're still interested he said "the system is hacked; damage has been done; countermeasure planning launched". It's not that interesting, but I like that he speaks without an accent

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 11 місяців тому

      @hohoho3327 Hmmm...no. That is interesting. Even how boring it sounds. It's still interesting. I mean, I know Rasputin may have cursed out Ghost for the hacking. Just Ghost didn't want us to hear the flurry of insults. Damn Vanguard Censorship Rules.

  • @babymeej
    @babymeej 4 роки тому +60

    2:11 I didn't realize that was a destiny 1 quote... Man, that is a lot more meaningful.

  • @willsteele5751
    @willsteele5751 4 роки тому +133

    caydes voice lines are actually pretty sad. it just shows how lonely he actually is and how he just pretends to be okay when he’s actually not.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +18

      That's why no Rational hunter would want to be the Vanguard

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant 3 роки тому +2

      Oh, so just like me then?

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 роки тому +1

      Also, he's been dead for 2 years at this point in time

  • @malachismith7800
    @malachismith7800 4 роки тому +26

    "Hey take me with you" Cayde-6. :'(.

  • @SunburstSenshi
    @SunburstSenshi 4 роки тому +19

    “Package for Warlocks? Stop floating! Bad package!” Lmaooooo

  • @timmyg8888
    @timmyg8888 4 роки тому +33

    6:27
    Wanna hear the announcement lady break the 4th wall?

  • @djdocdragon428
    @djdocdragon428 4 роки тому +44

    1:48 something me and ghost have in common

  • @roguezero3427
    @roguezero3427 4 роки тому +98

    3:42 that wasn’t funny dialogue that you flexing that you can throw a grenade into the vent on the first try

    • @ebonslayer3321
      @ebonslayer3321 4 роки тому +2

      I managed to perfect it, but I've had a lot of practice. I'm a Nightstalker main who uses the grenades that stick to surfaces, so I've always ended up throwing a grenade, realizing "oh shit, this won't work", then switching grenades while having to wait for my T1 Discipline (I'm a Nightstalker, I'm legally obligated to build for Strength and Intelligence) to recharge a Voidwall.

  • @pracitus
    @pracitus 4 роки тому +53

    That sick burn from Lakhsmi and Cayde's dialogue never gets old lol. You should record the idle dialogue that Ikora and Zavala got from Shadowkeep. Anyway, thank you for doing this!

  • @good7bad138
    @good7bad138 4 роки тому +47

    Oh my gosh...the nostalgia...

  • @FrostiDogg
    @FrostiDogg 4 роки тому +24

    Love how they casually drop their website

    • @HybrydATP64
      @HybrydATP64 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly, nothing intrusive at all

  • @iarusgoldleaf796
    @iarusgoldleaf796 4 роки тому +16

    Nine-tenths of pre-golden age data is Smut!

  • @jolticgaming9764
    @jolticgaming9764 4 роки тому +12

    2:13 is on the destiny 2 cayde Memorial cape

  • @grammarpolice7945
    @grammarpolice7945 4 роки тому +12

    A video titled this could also be called “all cayde 6 quotes”.

  • @JR-kl3cp
    @JR-kl3cp 4 роки тому +20

    These fireteam names have me dying 😂😂

    • @JRHunter-ys5ft
      @JRHunter-ys5ft 4 роки тому +12

      It shows that some guardians are casual gamers like us who don’t care about formalities lol.

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 3 роки тому

      Oh yeah I love this

  • @sonnygrimm8465
    @sonnygrimm8465 4 роки тому +7

    2:40 I'm pretty sure ikora will give you a hug for being so helpful buddy 😂

  • @jakubchmiel6211
    @jakubchmiel6211 4 роки тому +7

    When you watch this video to hear caydes voice just one more time

  • @soughtyaper2724
    @soughtyaper2724 4 роки тому +5

    Destiny 1 always had the best music, even the tower music is amazing

  • @bumblingmoron865
    @bumblingmoron865 3 роки тому +3

    2:22
    Kadi dont know insults so she just calls them bad
    My heart is melting

  • @blueblade8075
    @blueblade8075 3 роки тому +2

    You know, I really miss those yellow subtitles from Destiny 1.

  • @yatokawa4336
    @yatokawa4336 3 роки тому +1

    "This is some great data here, I wonder if Ikora gives hugs to ghosts. **Hehe**"

  • @asimplefarmer6747
    @asimplefarmer6747 4 роки тому +28

    Rip cayde. This vid brought back some goood memories
    Also hi toaster, haven't seen you in offtopic in a while :(

  • @FurryGram
    @FurryGram 4 роки тому +5

    See this is what i wish we got from ikora and zavala in Destiny 2.
    literally never got anything but stoicness and looking constipated from Zavala, and a serious face with perhaps one or two good lines from Ikora. I never even played Destiny 1, and now i feel i missed out on a lot of a lot.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood Рік тому +1

    Always did like Zavala going "What the hell was that?" when we see Toland's soul on Phobos while Oryx begins his attack, even if he's left confused by Eris's comment of "Fingertips on the surface of my mind.", which can refer to Toland, or even to feeling Oryx's presence, given her connection to the Hive.

  • @ambitionary2048
    @ambitionary2048 4 роки тому +6

    Cause:hey Zavala, wanna what a transmat zone on the dreadnought looks like?
    Zavala: You landed a guardian onto the dreadnought without permission?
    Cayde: oh right *CaN I HaVe PeRmIsSiOn*

  • @ebonslayer3321
    @ebonslayer3321 4 роки тому +2

    That last one... oof. I can still feel all the pain from that mission.

  • @gy4581
    @gy4581 4 роки тому +2

    "Hey take me with you" rip cayde

  • @nokventis9035
    @nokventis9035 4 роки тому +2

    3:21 is beautiful

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 2 роки тому +3

    Ikora literally asked the whole Tower to play the quiet Game for two hours 🤣

  • @fionnnellis2117
    @fionnnellis2117 3 роки тому +1

    What the hell was that!?
    FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND
    yes, thank you for your input, Eris.

  • @OrionRing
    @OrionRing 2 роки тому +1

    4:37 that accent cayde did was amazing ngl

  • @chinmoku6002
    @chinmoku6002 4 роки тому

    This brings back great memories that make me sad but happy

  • @generalracoon1049
    @generalracoon1049 4 роки тому +4

    “The south Tower is off limits because of yesterday’s “event””... So Ikora is a Party girl, know what I’m saying

  • @84m30
    @84m30 4 роки тому +5

    Man, I Miss the Old Tower P.A. When is it gonna get fixed? I guess at this point they have to fix the Almighty's debris first.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 9 місяців тому

    RIP Lance. You will be wit the Light, always. Here’s to you, Guardian

  • @BlitzedNostradamus
    @BlitzedNostradamus 4 роки тому +1

    I almost forgotten what Venus looked like.

  • @jumper7625
    @jumper7625 4 роки тому +1

    The ghost has a crush on ikora 100% lol

  • @thorodinson292
    @thorodinson292 4 роки тому +1

    "the amusement sphere is for recreational purposes only"
    Tf have i veen playing football (or soccer) with?!

  • @joshlaw6007
    @joshlaw6007 4 роки тому

    I like the peaceful music in the background

  • @phupham2946
    @phupham2946 4 роки тому +1

    To this very day, no one knows what happen to fireteam Bad News 4 Bad Guys

  • @lemonyship96
    @lemonyship96 3 роки тому +2

    4:16 killed me

  • @jmoa5634
    @jmoa5634 3 роки тому

    "Please think more quietly for the next two hours" *IMMEDIATE sharp glance to Shaxx*

  • @GrahamTheThe
    @GrahamTheThe 2 роки тому

    “tired of punching everything?”

  • @c.cording9190
    @c.cording9190 4 роки тому

    The nostalgia

  • @BigGav12
    @BigGav12 4 роки тому +1

    I consider destiny 1 nostalgic. All my friends on Xbox and we did all the raids. Now I’m on Destiny 2 PC and haven’t talked to them in years..

  • @ethanmedford6192
    @ethanmedford6192 3 роки тому

    I remember in the SRL event when holiday would say Cayde's got a lot of glimmer on this

  • @catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310
    @catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310 4 роки тому +1

    if this video was named " cayde-6's screentime" it wouldnt change much

  • @GoGoBunnyBoi
    @GoGoBunnyBoi 4 роки тому

    Awww the nostalgias

  • @BigBoyMan01
    @BigBoyMan01 4 роки тому

    Fire team bad news for the bad guys is the most dup name I have ever heard

  • @CeCactus13
    @CeCactus13 4 роки тому +1

    Hearing this just makes me so sad that my 360 version of D1 was rendered useless after a red circle of death.

  • @electricdingo2623
    @electricdingo2623 4 роки тому +2

    Cool video

  • @blusoldier5253
    @blusoldier5253 4 роки тому +2

    I would just like to point out to asher that we titans dont JUST punch things ok? Sometimes i smack them with a massive flaming hammer, or a most likely oversized shield, or my fist. Mostly my fist.
    Edit: the video changed while i was typing this.

  • @comandernightshade5459
    @comandernightshade5459 4 роки тому

    That last one was a nightmare

  • @KurtAustin2448
    @KurtAustin2448 4 роки тому +1

    Can we get these dialogue lines back in destiny 2? Really need the funny to make a comeback after season of the worthless.

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 3 роки тому +1

    damnit, man. I never played Destiny 1 all that much, but i really wish that Bungo would give it a PC port. The armor in that game looks WAAAAAAYY better than in destiny 2.

  • @annibrush1369
    @annibrush1369 3 роки тому

    I miss the Tower PA!

  • @Daxti
    @Daxti 4 роки тому +1

    ok i've never actually heard 1:43 before and it made me laugh so hard

  • @RoboticDoom
    @RoboticDoom 2 роки тому

    That Awoken guard did not have to roast Ikora that hard

  • @HybrydATP64
    @HybrydATP64 4 роки тому

    So we know now where our ghost goes when he’s not out, in our tiny backpack

  • @JodaroKujo
    @JodaroKujo 3 роки тому +1

    1:45-1:51 explains me in online school in a nutshell

  • @yoohoo236
    @yoohoo236 4 роки тому +2

    I love the fireteam names

  • @nathanparker8604
    @nathanparker8604 Рік тому

    I forgot that Nolan North had a lower pitch for the Ghost’s voice. It’s kinda nice, actually.

  • @walkertjolsen240
    @walkertjolsen240 4 роки тому +1

    This is why D2 will never feel right

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 4 роки тому +1

    1:50 You WHAT!?!?!

  • @auscete2762
    @auscete2762 2 роки тому

    really wish I was able to experience what was D1, feels like there was much more emotion to the game

  • @Orion-jr6fi
    @Orion-jr6fi 4 роки тому

    Ghost simping for Ikora

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 3 роки тому

    7:56 Man, am I glad that I'm a New Light Guardian. Means I didn't have to deal with THAT.

  • @thephoenix8892
    @thephoenix8892 4 роки тому

    Remember when we had dialogue for spawning into patrol destinations that actually made it a little enjoyable... yeah

  • @TheGeoCheese
    @TheGeoCheese 5 днів тому

    I am legitimately more concerned with what kind of stupid is happening at the Tower to cause someone to announce “they quit” to everyone.

  • @kyles5751
    @kyles5751 3 роки тому

    destiny 2 will never live up to this, and thats sad.

  • @JodaroKujo
    @JodaroKujo 3 роки тому

    0:03 hearing a zombie sound in a cave in Minecraft be like

  • @elaborateantis
    @elaborateantis 2 роки тому

    Its official.......
    Ghosts need hugs

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 4 роки тому +1

    TIL The Ghost is bad at math... but can read books in a matter of seconds.

  • @ReSpark141
    @ReSpark141 3 роки тому

    "..i live in your backpack"
    but, i dont have one, so where do you live? my quiver?

  • @doubt3430
    @doubt3430 3 роки тому

    Old Rasputin to new Rasputin g voice wew

  • @JodaroKujo
    @JodaroKujo 3 роки тому

    0:56
    Me thinking about the red war campaign
    And how cayde got jealous we got tanks

  • @annibrush1369
    @annibrush1369 3 роки тому

    Cayde loses his sparrow... I crack up every time I hear this! (also 'bad news for the bad guys"!

  • @magicjeefly6481
    @magicjeefly6481 4 роки тому

    D1 towers look so sad and empty its saddddd

  • @Floydknight
    @Floydknight Рік тому

    2:45 looks like someone has a crush on ikora

  • @cenkdark56
    @cenkdark56 4 роки тому

    ghost: im not good at math
    me: its fine im terrible at math anyway so i forgive you

  • @annibrush1369
    @annibrush1369 3 роки тому

    Bungie needs to bring back the Tower PA in D2!!

  • @Logicneverworks
    @Logicneverworks 4 роки тому

    I really wish D2 had the tower lines

  • @jhills1998
    @jhills1998 4 роки тому

    GIVE US THE PRIMUS, OR WE BLOW THE SHIP

  • @hunterdeloney4711
    @hunterdeloney4711 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me or is the D1 dialogue better than the D2 dialogue

  • @liet7853
    @liet7853 3 роки тому +1

    i feel like the funny dialogue was a lot less forced in d1 bc it overall had a more serious tone

  • @jovialmonster757
    @jovialmonster757 4 роки тому

    Holy shit Avasarala is Lakshmi-2!

  • @zenithrevenant262
    @zenithrevenant262 4 роки тому

    The Bungie.net line kills me every time

  • @itsaslimeo
    @itsaslimeo Рік тому

    6:27
    d- did bungie just plug their own website?

  • @stephenlyszkowski8184
    @stephenlyszkowski8184 4 роки тому

    So our ghost is actually really bad at math

  • @adriangudino3412
    @adriangudino3412 4 роки тому +2

    1:54 orgy?
    edit: Someone had to say it