Day in The Life of a Russian CS:GO Player!
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2015
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No hard feelings to the russians, i love every single one of u :*
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-Kalinka mix : www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJoV...
- XS Project - Bochka, Bass, Kolbaser : www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5uzc...
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I remember when I first watched this. Watching this now is kinda nostalgic
same here
Ye
лол
Yes, I suddenly remembered of this video and came here to see how long have been. Really nostalgic of the 2015/16 times.
Agreed, such nostalgia
This is just a stereotipe about Russians. Actually, we drink more vodka.
:O XD
shut up you weeaboo
+Nikolai Krai ikr
Ну да...
***** Ага
I remember watching this back in middle school. Now I'm in university. Brings back amazing memories of some late night CSGO in 2015.
Same, we should've appreciated those nights more instead of raging everytime lol
Exactly same here, I was checking my previous liked videos and I found this video it brings me lots of fun memories.
csgolounge times GOAT
whatched it in middle school, now i graduated from university... we gettin old
"Cyka nuggets"
"Mcblyat"
"Pidarfries"
😂😂☝️😁🥒🖐🏾
Ah, yes my favorite food Mcblyat
Burgerhuy
Thanks for the likes, I also do csgo and valorant content on my channel ♥️
I like pidar fries
Customer rolls in draped in a giant Russian flag,
Asks if he's Turkish
lol
+Kitafune Matsuki dont forget the t shirt too
+Kitafune Matsuki thats sorta why he works at mcdonalds
+Kitafune Matsuki It would help if the flag was right-side up
+Tugay Can Dogan dafuq? Then that guy need to play cs go a bit so he learn what cyka means.
"McBlyat" fucking hell lol
+HattonGames HATTOOON!
CYTKA nuggets?
hatton
+HattonGames Pidor fries
Don't swear, God Bless :D
He is not Russian, he was riding a bicycle not a Tank.
Or Lada
He turkish
Это великолепно, такая ностальгия… моя молодость и юность, было весело!
Thanks for the awesome feedback on the video!
Don't forget to share it with your friends! This helps me out alot :D
Russian Road To Global Elite → ua-cam.com/video/1T90X1WJS04/v-deo.html
+MojoOnPC hi
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
+MojoOnPC HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+MojoOnPC HISSSSSSSS
+MojoOnPC your stream was awesome man love you dude!
Best video about cs;go i have ever seen.
+MCgrzesio zapłon (y)
+MCgrzesio Ty to masz zapłon człowieku ile to ten film już jest
+Gaben Wiele ludzi ma coś takiego jak praca albo inne zajecia poza ciągłym przeglądaniem internetu. POZA TYM SZANUJ GRZESIA GRZESIU NA PROPSIE
+MCgrzesio rekt grzesiu XD
same
Imagine biking through the city like this now
Was looking for this comment
Would be based and Volka Pilled
the ultimate troll
1:26 When you wanted to Rush B, but failed.
you will never know what the original comment was
😂
Ahh tnk you
Cyka blyat noice
Yer
Finally
“Please speak in Russian i dont speak London”
“Cyka Blyat”
Russian 100
YES
СУКА Блять
@@russianman_6146 сука блять
i no speak london
Отвали also
As funny as this is, it’s not true. I’m Russian so I know. We don’t really say blyat or Cyka Blyat, only when we are angry. We don’t say it in every other sentence. We don’t really listen to Soviet “war” music more like pop music from people like Alla Pugacheva, Kirkorov, EMIN, Artik and Asti, Loboda, etc. And we don’t just wear Adidas. But I do have 10 Russian shirts and 6 Soviet flags in my room so....
Oh, yeah u're right. I ain't Russian but i live there and u actually right
Ty for saying what everyone knows, this is just a Joke mana
The meaning of cyka blyat is bitch fuck right!!!
r/wooosh
Nice try
this came out when I was a freshman in High School and CS was my LIFE. Now I’m gonna be a senior in College in a couple months and I barely watch and don’t even play CS anymore. Crazy to think about cause I really loved CS back int the day this brings back so many memories
-Как много вы выпили водки в этом видео?
-Да
@@obabok1 ахаахахпаы
сука, плагиат
0мл он пил воду
Американец бегает с флагом России и хулиганит...
Остальные американцы:
-блять понаедут всякие тут 😂
@@ateist4314 lol
Ха blyat смешно
@@froststorm5516 я тебя прокленаю " қотақтын кірі жəлəп"
Теперь ты как капитан Джек Воробей с чёрной меткой.
Ээээмммм
Я даже не знаю чё сказать
Imagine he goes out with a Russian flag now 😂
And yet people are going out with israel flag ;)
shut up about war lol its not like russia is cancelled
@@madhunter6420 sadly it is
@@marek-tf7mr no it isnt, only in western countries. The majority of the world has good relations with Russia
@@xza5687 no XD
I remember watching this a couple years back man this video is fucking legendary
Я плакал
+ГАВЕР вместе плакали
+ГАВЕР гавер и ты тут ну я кончел :)
+ГАВЕР И ты тут)
+ГАВЕР СУКА БЛЯТЬ, ПУТИН БЕССМЕРТНЫЙ
+ГАВЕР Ну а вообще, я рыдал как сучка
This is historically accurate.
+Cool Beans has your master allowed you to speak? Fucking nigga...
Sidney Bernstein Shut up m8, you'll never be the man your mother is.
Sidney Bernstein You're a failed abortion.
+Sidney Bernstein It's funny how you rly think that his profile pic is how he rly looks like ^^
Sidney Bernstein Why would I apologize? It's not my fault that you're an accident.
5 years later and I still laugh my ass off at this
Hey bro! I started watching your uploads in 2017 while i was pregnant and dealing with mild depression. This was my first vidoes of yours i watched and have watched 100 times since. It helped mw when i was depressed becaour Ameuse it just felf good to laugh. Love you Mojey.. xoxo love your biggest American fan!!!
As a Russian myself, i can totally agree that everything you showed in the video, is what we actually do.
Only 1 mistake mas made, and that was you're haircut. Russians have short or no hair at all.
+Bill Kilgore no
Da
+Bill Kilgore Yeah xD the haircut is wrong
+Bill Kilgore Здравствуйте
+Bill Kilgore Niet
McBlyat and Cyka nuggets killed me xD
+GettingSerious Pidr fries :)
same :D
+GettingSerious guys i need english servers not russian how ?
+GettingSerious heuhueuhueheuuhueuheuhuehueuhu
Hey mojo, I also tried and did a skit based on Csgo, but I think your ones are 100 times better. Can u guys check it out and tell me on what to improve, I really enjoyed making it :)
5 yrs and its still legendary
people who say "this aged poorly" you can't just erase a country over an invasion, we did the same thing in Iraq and we didn't get 1984ed out of existence
I'm Russian and that's pretty much how it is. =)
Лол ))))
+Andrey Anisimov Music at 1:39? pls
ImRonny Dark Shazam?
+ImRonny Dark
March of the Bogatyri
Platform Gaming Tnks
Me speak very Good London
what the hell are you saying
Eraklis Kyriakou you spiik veri guud london my comrade
Alextopgaming I speak very bad Eanglish.I'm russian.И скорее всего ты тоже русский, потомушто американец так тупо не ошибётсья.
XD
petr0chanel anomaly
getting this video on my recommended again after 6 years truly is nostalgic
Это видео уже много раз помогало мне с мотивацией. Когда я уставал, я смотрел первые 12 секунд, смеялся а потом у меня появлялись силы и мотивация.
Спасибо автор
This video helped me with motivation many times. When I got tired, I watched first 12 seconds and I was laughing, then I got powers and motivation
Thank you author
My eyes: a russian guy
My brain: Vodka
My heart: Putin
No , i Russian and what?
@@schavelhh Нехуя
@@schavelhh shut up, you re fascist, don't touch my president of the country
I Thought He Was Jhonny Sins
My mind: ADIDAS AND HARDBASS COMRADE
Омг целый день одну бутылку долбил, и то не до конца
Правда
слабак😄
+Useful Да пиздец вообще
Ха я по 30 бутылок ебашу
+Eclipse Games он франзус
nice fun video bro, i remember and still funny, great video.
Remember when this came out, randomly popping into my recommended 7yrs later. The better days
"Those bastard russians who ruin this game"
Really Russian: 30%
Other slavic nation (Belarus, Poland, Kazakhstan, Ukraine): 70%
+CSO by CCCPIHungary you forgot about Hungary
+KrzysiekMaster94
We are not slavic ;)
Kazakhs are not slavs they're turkic/mongolic major slavic people are russians poles ukranians serbs czechs bulgarians belarussians croats slovaks bosniaks slovenes and macedonians. Kazakhs are related to turkish people. And a lot of the players are russian cyka blyat is russian
+KrzysiekMaster94 Ur mom
+gesman5000 not all of Kazakhs are retarded, but totally they know russian and can speak w/out acsent
2015: nah
2016: nah
2017: nah
2018 :nah
2019:yeah
nah you're just late to the party
I watched this in 2018
I swear
Ewww fortnite
@lamentar translate on Russia
Нет
Нет
Нет
Нет
Да
had to come back, love this gem
I got kicked by a Russian kid because I didn't swap for a pp-bison
+Zei -_-
+Zei lel
+Zei lol
once I got kickes by a group Brazilian kids for not dropping my own awp to one of they
last time someone wanted to kick me, and I kicked him back :p
Самое стереотипное видео за всю историю человечества .
Так то так и есть
Как много стереотипов
@@Katharsis-ls2gh ахвхвхвхв,да кто обижается, наоборот я поддерживаю чела ибо так есть по сути
+
UNO - отличная игра это же просто ролф, ало. Он же просто заснял по приколу)
I came back to see once again the best video ever recorded
i had fun while watching :D
When he speaks in Russian it seems like he took it out of google translate
This is because he doesn't know any Russian.
Alexander E hmm idk his pronunciation sounds Russian tho
@@Mia-nf9xc Hi,
I'm a Russian. Belive me he doesn't. And, of course, it wasn't shooted in Russia. McDonald's in the Russian Federation use only cyrillic signboards "Макдоналдс" and looks like that:
www.potatopro.com/news/2019/mcdonalds-plans-accelerate-opening-new-restaurants-russia
Also, he creates a bad and fake image of Russia as the most alcohol-consuming country.
Historically, alcohol consumption in Russia was traditionally low. Alcohol consumption increased in the Soviet times, especially after the World War II, when country was devastated (about 26.6 millions dead, about 1,5 million of buildings completely or partly destroyed).
But, even during the Soviet time Russia was an average, not out-of-line, alcohol consumer in comparison to Europe.
Only in the 1990s, in the period of the extreme poverty followed by the total destruction of the economy (that followed the dissolution of the USSR), the alcohol consumption in Russia drasticly increased and made Russia one of the top alcohol-consuming countries.
But, even then Russia was not a top alcohol-consuming country (though some other former Soviet republics were). Since the early 2000s alcohol comsumption in Russia decreased by more than 40%, and now Russia is only at the 16th place by alcohol consumption (2016).
The data about alcohol consumption (since about 1960s, as I remember) is available in the reports by the World Health Organization.
Alcohol policy impact case study: the effects of alcohol control measures on mortality and life expectancy in the Russian Federation:
www.euro.who.int/en/health-topics/disease-prevention/alcohol-use/publications/2019/alcohol-policy-impact-case-study-the-effects-of-alcohol-control-measures-on-mortality-and-life-expectancy-in-the-russian-federation-2019
Global status report on alcohol and health 2018:
www.who.int/substance_abuse/publications/global_alcohol_report/en/
If you are interesed what real Russia is like, there is the e-visa.
It is available to citizens of 52 countries (the EU without the UK, Asian countries, some Middle East countries, India and Mexico). It is free, all process is via Internet.
A visa is issued within a 4-day period. It is valid for 30 days and allows to stay there up to 8 days.
As of now you can choose one of ten regions of Russia.
I know a lot just because I track the progress of that initiative.
Alexander E shut up
Alexander E oh thank you!
1:53 that is a fucking Ferarri
omg hahhaha
+Perry Potter thanks for sancsions europe ahaha)
+Perry Potter no undercover tank you know ;)
Corvette I think
Nvm Ferrari
Just checking out this masterpiece. I miss 2015/2016 cs
i come back to this video every year since i was a kid
Understanding both laungages makes it even more funnier
Yeah i wish to learn russian haha
@GreenTea💚 i do..
@GreenTea💚 tagalog
@@iamclydieCS you should "tagalong" witz russian friens
@@roksibruhmorten513 kaibigan ni witz puro russians
Cyka nuggets and mcblyat is now the official food of mother Russia
@@refi257 r/whoosh
Είμαι ένα κοτοπουλάκι
@@user-yv2fb4mi1k nice :)
@Arthur Morgan YES ARTHUR
What about our Pidar Fries bylat?
Who’s here after Russia invaded Ukraine
Me
Me
Xyú
Sad how nobody here knows that russia invaded Ukrain but on a smaller scale a few years before this vis was released…
Бля, я
That olofmeister stream was hilarious 🤣🤣
Day in the life of a csgo hacker!
This
++
YES DO IT MODJOPOTATO
+Moheth Yatheskumar you mean a day in the of flucha
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
or maybe day in a life a cs go smurf?
Without a doubt the funniest CS GO vid ever made :')
+Radu Baciu haha thanks!
+MojoOnPC HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Credeam ca te cheama Radu Banciu ^^
+MojoOnPC HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+r1Ns3 hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss leaf a like guys on leafyishere channel
BRO I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOUR CHANNEL FOR MONTHS I HAVENT SEEN YOUR VIDS IN SO LONG
The fact this was nearly 8 years ago now makes me feel like old man
1% russian language
99% BLYAT
@slav dude k
0.000000001% English
Blyat
Мдааа....
Ты прав
An its the worst BLAYT ive eher heard!!
Is that an old Vladimir Putin on the right at 4:48 ?
I just wanted to say that
+Tony13000000 i was looking at him aswell
LOLOLOLOLOL
+Tony13000000 HAHAHA
+Tony13000000 Yeah loool hhaa :))
Well this aged well
Legendary video! I loved in 8th grade. Such nostalgia...
4:48 was actually putin btw
He do be lookin like him
😂😂😂
I cant tell if you are joking or not
Lol there Are a lot of people Who looks like putin
He has enough confidence to walk in a seating area and dance.
How to learn Russian, fast and easy:
Solo queue with silvers/ Novas
True af :-D
+Luke Lewis-cooper I play just like him, but i'm LE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
well i'm currently mge and they are just everywhere, like the new reptiliant thing on youtube D:
+Luke Lewis-cooper aww yee thats aculy kinda how i did it
+Luke Lewis-cooper the same ruskiss you see on silver/novas are still on supreme
no kappa guys, they have only better aim
great video, never gets old
Just came back to watch this
Как долго он учил русские маты?)
2-3 катки в кс с русскими
What Is ")"?
@@starman5400 it's ":)" russians always use this
@@critobiter8638 I'm not American lol
@@starman5400 I from Russia and I think he fucking piece of shit
Cyka Nuggets! XDDDD
EDIT: Omg so many likes :D CYKAA BLYATT
McBlyat
+Henrik Komár Pidar fries
+Audrius Jurgutis Peter fries??
+The-BGR Spot McBlurgh? We don't have McBlurght.
+Henrik Komár komáre vole
CS:GO was still good when this video came out... huge nostalgia this video is.
I feel hungover just watching this.
The most stereotypical video I have ever watched so far 😂
Hahaha i died at the mcdonalds part!
+Frektel Felms Want some pidar fries?
Mc HISSSSSSSSS
+Fucked Up Videos 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍HISSSSSSSS🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
He thinks russian language is a turkish language fuckk:)))
+Hüseyin Sami Orhun Gökçenoğlu sen nediyon lan değişik
Respect bro 🌹
Greetings from Turkey
I had this in my watch later since 2019 and I'm watching it for the first time now
2:50 You will be sent to gulag for this.
+TheTrollingStones What's that?
+iDartmoors a Russian prison camp
Okay
+Virginia - Prince of all Sandwiches nope
+TheTrollingStones gyazo.com/f780b9ddce63658388148e7c00954fad this?
Слишком мало водки на завтрак.
Not enough vodka for breakfast
Александр Власов Хахаха да! Нам нужно больше 😂😅
Александр Власов согласен . какая то жалкая пародия ....... Иии где медведь
Александр Власов We need more bitches!!!!!
Плюсую пацаны водяры мало))
Слава Украине!
This is my frist video of yours that I watched n I subbed. I NEVER sub anyone by watching just 1 vid of theirs xD nice content
i have to come back to this every then and now just to keep my sense of humor alive
Ахахахах я каждое утро просыпаюсь примерно также
«Ааааа...blyaat...idi naahuui»
MondayEquinox Ахахахахах
Я так на работу просыпаюсь
Ору это будильнику
@@goldencoper1342 какую работу? Ты максимум 6 - и классиник.
@@catworldanimation4975 Не верь, дело твоё. Я никому доказывать не собираюсь. Небось видео мои на канале посмотрел. Да я играю в euro truck simulator 2, и что?
''McBlyat'' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
llllloooooolll
"Cyka Nuggets" means Bitch Nuggets xD
Shjssjjajaja
+Ufuk Turfan turk :)
+Daniel Reid lamo
I was surprised to find out this is still funny
same
Cameback here for nostalgic 2015 feelings. Miss that year
*your Russian flag is upside down (and it represents Serbia that way)*
Wtf i did not notice that even if i watched video many times.
Hahhaha i was going thru my recommended videos and i saw it lmao
@HORROR GamerXD oh des brate!
0:01
Jel si s balkana?
Cyka Nuggets, McBlyat and pidar fries. ahahaha it's good
Pidor cries
ENG fogot cries
yobaniy petuh from America
u fking americano😂
Russian week in McDonald's
And Yobanniyvrot-Cola
2023 and its still legendary
Facts
@@MojoOnPC He responds??
I miss those days😢
Best video on youtube
+Pookie Even though I am Russian this was so funny
+Pookie Pookie !
+DayZ Wiki hello my cyka friend :D
Relax this is not the best video IN ALL UA-cam RELAX
Cyka nuggets?
McBlyat?
Peter fries?
Only in russian
Pidar Fries😂
Я за тобой выехал из москвы
No
He said "pidar" Блять
Gago nuggets
Mctanginamo
Pota fries
Not Only russian not we get it
It’s actually nostalgic to me
Как же приятно смотреть
literally subbed because of this
Me 2
+Breki Cool same
+Gavin McCaughey Da
+Gavin McCaughey Fuck you DW
me 2 :D
2019 still gold
Suomiii
İ agree with you.
This video and day in the life pro player video are some part of cs go. good old days 🥲
Lmao, the good old times when we had McDonalds in Russia. Amazing. I'm probably gonna come back to watch this video again.
не нихуя, где медведи?
Да кстати
+леонид игнатов
soca americano
в кровати у него медведь был
+леонид игнатов What ?! xD
+леонид игнатов +
This last 1 min is so ironic.. I am russian and i play always solo (Supreme). When i am trying to tell info in english, i speak with an accent. Then i just have to listen "Fucking Ruski Putin" etc. all the game..
its Cyka Blyat
Gamer Channel не русский
Italian_Child Per fortuna non sono l'unico iscritto italiano!
cyka
Blyat
Lmao, super! Thank you! Классный видос 😍
Still fucking beast of a video
А ведь многие в Америке думают, что мы реально занимаемся такой хуйнёй днями напролет:)
А это не так?)))
Axxaxa
Лично мой 97 летний дед такой хернёй занимается каждый день
@@lem3761 и в кс играет
I love Russians and Americans but I'm american
This is obviously fake bc he had good mic
That was his earphone so iT is not fake
The most underrated comment I've ever seen lol.Why only 13 likes
Ahmad Noori Idfc
i know it is so important to drink vodka
Imagine doing this kind of videos nowadays
This video brings memories❤
that is serbian flag russian is backwards
Thats a way to say that he prefers Serbia over Russia and wants to include Putin in this conspiracy!
СРБИЈА БАТОО
@BK Baller And then you called this other guy stupid lol and btw its youre*
Son Komunist Bükücü Albania is not Muslim. Albania is just Albania.
@@mr_meow4987 wtf, you`re drunk go home