I love how the guys are all shitting mercilessly on Ellen, but when the "What Celebrity Do They Look Like?" bit starts, they all quiet down and start watching and playing for real. LOL!
What I love about it, and I know it's been said before cos it's what every1 loves about O, A & J, is that's exactly how they'd talk about her if the mics weren't there. It isn't gay-bashing, it's unfunny hack scab-bashing using gay-bashing language. Society's become way too feminised, these guys are the antidote.
The last couple years they boys seem have toned down the gay jokes from what they did in the late 90's - 00's. They will still occasionally drop a Robert Reed or AIDS joke, but they don't seem to do the long bits like this one.
I miss the days when gay-bashing like this was a sport.
Now we have to poach.
It still is where I live what is amazing.
Me tooo
Amen
"You're breath smells like a california roll."
Fuckin priceless.
your
Best part of this is Anthony's laugh
When Jimmy gets going on an angry/funny rant he's the best. Can be about Ellen, bears, birds, Ben Franklin, whatever.
"She waves it under her nose like one does a pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving!"
This deserved a bigger laugh in-studio...
Jim is legendary here
He really is.
I bet Jimmy would kiss Ellen now
This is a fine clit hood you've gotten us into
bring back this Norton!!
Yeah, Jim and Sam is so boring. He needs to just join Compound Media.
1:58
I love it when Jimmy stammers for insults
This aged pretty well
I wish more people have seen this. Its fucking hilarious
ikr
"It's Lance Kerwin" and it was all she wrote for everyone else there. I was dying listening to this the first 10 times.
"But I don't have any hair pie..."
Ellen shrugged him off as he was trying to be friendly with her, which explains the animosity and hilarious ranting, if anyone was wondering.
Yes, I remember.
It led to a hilarious rant, though.
Kevlar Moneyclips
This. The story makes me cringe when I think about it.
Classic Yimmy.
Now, she's finally getting what's coming to her!
Who doesn’t Ellen shrug off while they try to be friendly with her?
"Ellen doesn't like pussy...."
"No?"
"She LOOOOOVES IT!"
Norton was on a damn role
I love when Ant just loses it lol he's got a great laugh
He sounds like Basil Brush when he laughs lol yes he has a great laugh :-)
2:26 haha! when ant make's jimmy laugh, i love it! his laugh cracks me up
“Ole Dorito lips” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard
I almost pissed my pants when he said that holy shit
Never heard Ant tap out from laughing
The destroyer at his cooling worst here
I literally died when the Laurel and Hardy music came on.
"Ohhh look...its queefing"! 😂
2:00 Ants laugh is hilarious
once the Laurel and Hardy music hit, this became a classic.
Holy shit jimmy this is making me cry
I cant breathe
Hahaha when Norton just keeps going like that. He's the man.
This is so much funnier knowing what we know now about Ellen
Ol’ Dorito lips
It deserves millions of views.
Gem after gem... some of them don't even make total sense, but he's just on this rip, this tear, and it all works. Great stuff. Thanks for posting it!
Ant lost it when he heard the rolling bowling ball. 1:58
We now live in a world where this comedy gold isn't allowed. Pathetic.
I stalk these Norton videos looking for the LOVES IT! lol Makes me laugh every time
Oh I miss these day's
And then Ant loses it laughing......... I nearly wrecked my car when I first heard this.
3:15: 'It's just for shit'....Ant had me (and Jimmy) howling with that one.
Jimmy looks like he's coming in for the kill
Jesus christ...he really did just have ant gasping for air...good bit.
fantastic
6:18 lmao 😊
Every time I visit my mom she’s watching Ellen. I wonder if she could make it through a Norton special.
was looking 4 this for a while now... love it when yimmy is sleepy....
SHE LOOOOOOOVES IT
Classic Norton. I miss Tough Crowd.
Jim : makes a joke.
Opie : immediately repeats it in slightly different words.
oh jimmy was in rare form in this one
OMG JIMMY IS THE MAN
Outfuckingstanding!
5:43 lol
4:46 incredible joke
I love how the guys are all shitting mercilessly on Ellen, but when the "What Celebrity Do They Look Like?" bit starts, they all quiet down and start watching and playing for real. LOL!
I have decided to now spend the evenin watchin laurel and hardy videos
thanks jimmy :)
"Nice shoes cunt laper" XD
Gold
I notice that they used to be much more vicious, at least Jimmy was.
4:44
6:23
What I love about it, and I know it's been said before cos it's what every1 loves about O, A & J, is that's exactly how they'd talk about her if the mics weren't there. It isn't gay-bashing, it's unfunny hack scab-bashing using gay-bashing language. Society's become way too feminised, these guys are the antidote.
I really want to find the video of this episode.
Does anyone know what episode this was?
+1 on you friend
Fucking Picket Line Crosser! call out the SCAB!!!! Awesome
God damn rich Voss!!
hard to listen to this while drinkin water
I agree. I don't even dislike Ellen, but she does mad charity and always says kind things so I want to see her taken down a notch.
Hey look, a few Ellen fans in the comment section.
and now she is cancelled
@coffeecreep2000
lol no problem. I'm surprised no one had jumped on that.
Boy jimmy was really dusty that day
Her tie smells like the dumpster behind the Chinese food joint! lol
HA ha haaaaaaa what the fuck Jimmy?
Agreed. This shit is funny.
Nothing prejudicial. Nothing judgemental. It's just dumb jokes. And they know it.
LMFAO
Doug Stanhope's cancerous laugh is great
Dutch boy haircut
HOLY FUCK!!!
What do they dress like?
i think otto and george were actually jim nortons real dad
@coffeecreep2000
She doesn't?
I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was pure self promotion.
Just noticed her initials are ED
+Paul Thoresen A horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, unless you mean a lesbo horse, her name is MR. ED.
As is any normal man's reaction to her.
0:23
Hey, shhhh
Jimmy's bomb at 0:57. ooof
A gem of a flub/bomb from Jimmy at 00:57.
YUCK!!!
The calm before the storm
Does anyone know what standup that thumbnail is from, by any chance?! It was my introduction to JN and I've never looked back... haha
@xxfroobxx whats wrong with her?
i betcha ellen would, shed probably even do a dance for it too
She can borrow mine, In exchange for PORTIA!
Samantha Fox is my kind of lesbian
King of Kings, Jimmy Christ
@blacktopaz8 Hoo hoo, you know I invented Uncle Paul, Robin?
the boys don't bash ellen enough, they need to increase the ellen bashing
Jim Norton ( /w Opie & Anthony ) vs Ellen Degeneres
Wow, Jim’s got a chin!
I totally disagree, Oprah is worse......Is Oprah still on?
Just kidding, your comment is perfect.
whahahahah
@Catman13 Yeah that's called cocaine
I can agree with that. But I think that attitude towards sex in general is different. It seems more mutual than in the heterosexual community.
The last couple years they boys seem have toned down the gay jokes from what they did in the late 90's - 00's. They will still occasionally drop a Robert Reed or AIDS joke, but they don't seem to do the long bits like this one.
It’s because of the hurt feelings mafia. You can’t just joke anymore, ya know 😂
Anyone.who.finds.Ellen.humorous.needs.to.take.up.traffic.dancing
Oof.