They're right that it's not the kid's fault. but it IS the parents' fault. If your kid is severely disruptive and a significant physical threat to everyone, it's your goddamn fault for insisting on taking him out to public places after you've repeatedly proven unable to control him. I cannot fucking stand parents like this. They want so badly for their child to be normal that they delude themselves into thinking everything is fine and them out in public like normal people. Then when the public reacts to him PISSING AND BITING people, they think it's the public's fault for being so cruel and not understanding. How the fuck someone can refuse to acknowledge the disruptive danger their child is while accusing others of not being understanding is astonishing. This reminds me why I hated Forest Gump so much. His mother was the exact same way.
+dorpth At least Forest Gump wasn't a *physically enormous* 13-year old with a violent streak in him. Even Gump's time in the Army he was remarkably kind and non-violent. According to this story, this guy *struck* a little kid, pissed and spit everywhere (which is a huge insult to many people, I was raised being told spitting on someone is the worst possible insult) and was just generally disruptive. You're right though, the parents are the real problem- if they're aware that the kid is like this and it can't be remedied, it's their responsibility to protect the public from their child.
+dorpth I can't stand parents like this either. Pissing and biting? Sounds like dad needs to whoop is butt before mom puts adult diapers on his red behind! They won't acknowledge it because he's "special" and were are suppose to accept the fact that "spare the rod" in the Bible did not exclude "special needs children".
B DeWit I agree with you! It's a sad situation but it's the parents fault for not trying to control the behavior starting from when the child was young. These parents don't seem to try, they just say "he/she's special" and expect the rest of us to put up with it.
MissJuneBennett I think that's the most enraging thing about stuff like this, kids acting up in public: lazy, shitty, wrongly entitled parents *expect EVERYONE to just fucking adore their fucked up abomination*, even as he runs around biting people and pissing on everything. It's this pervasive, super-left leaning idea that "everyone and everything is equal NO MATTER WHAT and you HAVE TO LIKE IT, or else you're a Nazi/racist/bigot/neo-con/right-winger"... that's what really bothers me. You are *not* entitled to respect or acceptance, and neither are your fucking kids. Those are *earned*. Have a retarded kid? Sorry to hear it, keep him the fuck away from me, and if he spits on me I'll kill him, and then I'm turning on you, "mom". A little hyperbole in that last sentence, but beyond that, am I asking a lot? I don't want to be assaulted by a retarded teenager, getting his body fluids on me, or interact with them *at all*. I shouldn't have to, should I?
B DeWit His behavior is way unacceptable and out of line I agree. Plus the fact they are Christian and the Bible does say "spare the Rod" Now I'm not saying thrash a retarded child, but if he bites another person, hits a child, and/or knocks down an elderly person then I see no reason his dad should not have caused a little (or a lot) discomfort to the seat of his pants. Not all retarded kids act like this either. I know some parents who crack down on their special needs kids (Downs) and they behave better than normal kids. I'm not saying they too don't have off days, they do have bad days but so do normal kids. They don't however get so out of line that people are in fear of them. You are correct, we all should not have to put up with this crap. These parents are not hard on these kids to behave and the parents allow this bad behavior to continue. My best advise to you is if a person like this strikes you, just sue the family. If you strike back then the mom will be on TV saying "oh my poor retarded child blah blah blah". Then the tide will turn against you because the person who did it is retarded. So just make sure you have lots of witnesses and/or it was caught on camera and file a lawsuit. Then and only then will parents control their unruly kids, or maybe the state will step in and put him/her in an institution. .
Wow. This was the very first O&A clip I ever listened too about 7-8 years ago. I was about 14 years old at the time and Ive listened to everything from these beautiful degenerates since. Holy fuck I miss O&A
"God created us, he created us in his own image & likeness" Yeah I loved to hear this lady say that to the families of her son's victims when he grows up to be a serial killer.
+KEYSERSOZE1965 - I may be wrong, but I'm almost certain there has never been an autistic serial killer. You don't appear to know what you're talking about.
It was years ago but then pain effected us for a long time In Short We had attended for about 3 years and were plugged in small groups home groups and service raising our new baby in Church. Well we felt through lots of prayer that the Lord was calling us to move to Ireland and become missionaries So we asked the church if they were interested in offering prayer for us and if they felt led to donate to our cause In which one of the bishops said no they were not interested.We were confused and hurt but still pressed the Lord in prayer on this decision.We had met many people in the church by then and i felt the need to ask the other members for the same prayer and if they felt like donating to our cause Came home one day and my wife was on the couch crying .When she finally was able to talk she said the church called and we re no longer welcome at the church and if we set foot on the property we would be escorted by security. What a blow and we lost faith and many other things since that day.Years later i still remember the pain we went through.
your trying to solicit money for a cause in a church that told you they wanted nothing to do with it,its your own fault,make your own money ,work like everyone else!
Well, don't forget James D. Watson did not credit Rosalind Franklin either. And my contribution is not to contribute to science but to art although science does fascinate me. Such as entymology. No, I am not blinded by political ideology and I'm the last person to be politically correct. I dislike the wave of crime brought on through the city I once worked in but I realize it isn't just race, but environmental factors as well. As well as societal and cultural factors.
I'm a huge critic of any Christian church, but I have to stand by their decisions with this situation since that invalid kid was impossible to control. Needless to say, this was also really hilarious.
Im sorry I dont agree with the church on alot of things but this one I do agree with it. Just cause the family can deal with their son being disruptive, nobody else should have to. He's not disruptive, he's choatic theirs a big difference. What is this family thinking. They should go on their own time, not their son. WTF!
Hahahahah, all the "Race" puns! Who'd have thought puns would be such a riot? And all the things God created! "God created rubber rooms, medication and coat hangers!" Oh hell...
Jimmy looks like a British nationalist, here.
Irish *
There are skinheads who aren't Nazi's, they were initially multiracial British guys who liked Ska music from Jamaica
@@insertnamehere5809 here in America we call them wiggers, and they are to be despised. The right wing skinheads are so much cooler
I'd give him a good game of monster rain in the loo >;3 hehe
@@insertnamehere5809that sounds dumb
"The problem is that the priest didn't want to touch someone who could fight back."
LMAO!!!
Jimmy says that he only got 1.5 hours sleep that night. That means Jimmy running on empty is still funnier than 90% of comedians out there.
This is 90% funnier than anything hes come out with recently. That show with Sam blows
That’s cuz Sam sucks but Jimmy’s great
13 years old, 6' tall, & 235 lbs
Race under pressure
Jimmy never gets this cruel anymore, I miss it.
I believe that a lot of Jimmy fans feel this way.
ShaneKarma376 Anthony definitely brought out the best/worst in him.
Jimmy really goes up to 11 with this one.
They're right that it's not the kid's fault.
but it IS the parents' fault. If your kid is severely disruptive and a significant physical threat to everyone, it's your goddamn fault for insisting on taking him out to public places after you've repeatedly proven unable to control him.
I cannot fucking stand parents like this. They want so badly for their child to be normal that they delude themselves into thinking everything is fine and them out in public like normal people. Then when the public reacts to him PISSING AND BITING people, they think it's the public's fault for being so cruel and not understanding. How the fuck someone can refuse to acknowledge the disruptive danger their child is while accusing others of not being understanding is astonishing.
This reminds me why I hated Forest Gump so much. His mother was the exact same way.
+dorpth At least Forest Gump wasn't a *physically enormous* 13-year old with a violent streak in him. Even Gump's time in the Army he was remarkably kind and non-violent. According to this story, this guy *struck* a little kid, pissed and spit everywhere (which is a huge insult to many people, I was raised being told spitting on someone is the worst possible insult) and was just generally disruptive.
You're right though, the parents are the real problem- if they're aware that the kid is like this and it can't be remedied, it's their responsibility to protect the public from their child.
+dorpth I can't stand parents like this either. Pissing and biting? Sounds like dad needs to whoop is butt before mom puts adult diapers on his red behind!
They won't acknowledge it because he's "special" and were are suppose to accept the fact that "spare the rod" in the Bible did not exclude "special needs children".
B DeWit I agree with you! It's a sad situation but it's the parents fault for not trying to control the behavior starting from when the child was young. These parents don't seem to try, they just say "he/she's special" and expect the rest of us to put up with it.
MissJuneBennett
I think that's the most enraging thing about stuff like this, kids acting up in public: lazy, shitty, wrongly entitled parents *expect EVERYONE to just fucking adore their fucked up abomination*, even as he runs around biting people and pissing on everything. It's this pervasive, super-left leaning idea that "everyone and everything is equal NO MATTER WHAT and you HAVE TO LIKE IT, or else you're a Nazi/racist/bigot/neo-con/right-winger"... that's what really bothers me.
You are *not* entitled to respect or acceptance, and neither are your fucking kids. Those are *earned*. Have a retarded kid? Sorry to hear it, keep him the fuck away from me, and if he spits on me I'll kill him, and then I'm turning on you, "mom". A little hyperbole in that last sentence, but beyond that, am I asking a lot? I don't want to be assaulted by a retarded teenager, getting his body fluids on me, or interact with them *at all*. I shouldn't have to, should I?
B DeWit His behavior is way unacceptable and out of line I agree. Plus the fact they are Christian and the Bible does say "spare the Rod" Now I'm not saying thrash a retarded child, but if he bites another person, hits a child, and/or knocks down an elderly person then I see no reason his dad should not have caused a little (or a lot) discomfort to the seat of his pants.
Not all retarded kids act like this either. I know some parents who crack down on their special needs kids (Downs) and they behave better than normal kids. I'm not saying they too don't have off days, they do have bad days but so do normal kids. They don't however get so out of line that people are in fear of them.
You are correct, we all should not have to put up with this crap. These parents are not hard on these kids to behave and the parents allow this bad behavior to continue. My best advise to you is if a person like this strikes you, just sue the family. If you strike back then the mom will be on TV saying "oh my poor retarded child blah blah blah". Then the tide will turn against you because the person who did it is retarded. So just make sure you have lots of witnesses and/or it was caught on camera and file a lawsuit. Then and only then will parents control their unruly kids, or maybe the state will step in and put him/her in an institution. .
This is radio gold
i agree
" I'm with me "shirt,LMAO LMAO
jim looks like he should be in the movie American history x
rabid rabbitshuggers Edward Norton
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Fucking hilarious, that big stoop.
Jim looks so cool when he smokes. I should start smoking too.
i only smoke because it makes you look cooler.
Dok Scrofula You guys are chumps a camel with sunglasses told me the only way to be cool is to smoke
only because his hand covers his non-chin
Man I think I will too, I saw a cool cowboy riding a horse with a ciggy!
Substitute addiction
Wow. This was the very first O&A clip I ever listened too about 7-8 years ago. I was about 14 years old at the time and Ive listened to everything from these beautiful degenerates since. Holy fuck I miss O&A
I love sleepy Jim
Listening to jim crack himself up is the best part of this clip!!!!
"Cain & unable". Lol. Fucki'n priceless.
"The priest didn't want to touch someone who could fight back."
PRICELESS.
IS IT?
Eh, it's a spin on what Anthony previously said so not really.
THE STOOP BIT ME! lol
rayblack2004 One of the only funny contributions Dopie has ever made to the show
@@seancallahan603 actually Anthony said that line.
I wish that I would have been banned back when I was a child
Jimmy looks like the Bully game kid.
i love when jimmy's tired
This is the perfect example of why I miss A&J!
"God created us, he created us in his own image & likeness"
Yeah I loved to hear this lady say that to the families of her son's victims when he grows up to be a serial killer.
Autism = kill?wt f
+KEYSERSOZE1965 - I may be wrong, but I'm almost certain there has never been an autistic serial killer. You don't appear to know what you're talking about.
Autistics are mass shooters? Maybe 😂
What?
Does that mean Bobo is going to purgatory?
When Adam tries to make a cake, he gets lumps in the batter, they just hate how Race Mixes. XDD
He was just experiencing the Holy Ghost
If that kid attacked MY kid, I'd get him bounced from church, too.
Moe-hair cut parted the yellow sea.
Should've gone for that one.
Every single caller joke he picked bombed.
Rubber rooms and medication. Lol.
Silly Jimmy is my fav
I think this might be the hardest Jimmy has laughed on the show.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! "
"He bit me!!"
I love silly Jimmy.
Decapod lull, look at that Puerto Rican Swash-Buckler
It was years ago but then pain effected us for a long time
In Short
We had attended for about 3 years and were plugged in small groups home groups and service raising our new baby in Church.
Well we felt through lots of prayer that the Lord was calling us to move to Ireland and become missionaries
So we asked the church if they were interested in offering prayer for us and if they felt led to donate to our cause
In which one of the bishops said no they were not interested.We were confused and hurt but still pressed the Lord in prayer on this decision.We had met many people in the church by then and i felt the need to ask the other members for the same prayer and if they felt like donating to our cause
Came home one day and my wife was on the couch crying .When she finally was able to talk she said the church called and we re no longer welcome at the church and if we set foot on the property we would be escorted by security.
What a blow and we lost faith and many other things since that day.Years later i still remember the pain we went through.
your trying to solicit money for a cause in a church that told you they wanted nothing to do with it,its your own fault,make your own money ,work like everyone else!
If he was the child son of an English nobleman, to his butler, he’d be ‘young Master Baiter.’
And the butler’s name is Paul.
2:35 there will always be a place in my heart for lol yimmy
Yes, in a society your judged on your actions not your thoughts at least that’s how it used to be
Jimmy was on fire in this one.
7:03 One of my favorite Ant lines
Howling @ "God created wolverines so I figured id throw one in the middle of the ceremony" !!!
Jimmy is on fire!
LMAO "A big to do". God i love this show so many old clips to entertain ourselves for years
Mo haircut parted the red sea!
5:05, on the floor laughing my ass off
Is that a movie reference?
The kid probably grabbed hand fulls of marmalade out of his pocket and threw it at children.
Good job Jimmy
As an autistic person I find this hilarious. 7:20 killed me.
Eat this ya big stoop! 😂😂😂
*4:52* and *5:09** - **5:21*
- Jimmy kills me
The men said to them, "Why do you seek the smart among the stupid?"
lol 8:32 one of the best Jim Norton moments.
Fuckin' Yimmy.
Chip just wanted a story he could relate to.
"THE STOOP BIT ME" 😆😂🤣
"here take this stoop"
I spent years trying to get out of going to church and this is all it took. Well, fuck me for thinking inside the box.
Jimmy's at his finest here. XD
@zombyfart Chris Chan would be the priest.
jimmys laugh makes me laugh
Do you think Adam was created in God's image? Because that would explain Religion.
personally i love opie and anthony and little jimmy norton but my GOD! opie adds nothing!!!
Amazing how this is an 8 year old comment.
A movie he was in called Crooks.
he wears an im with me shirt made me laugh like fucking crazy
my new theory is that nothing is funnier than sleepy jimmy.
Im getting a Dauber vibe from Opie.
Lol throwing psalm books at everybody lol I almost crashed
Go back to your basement.
Holy shit! "let me pet the rabbits let me pet the rabbits."
what a stoop LOL
@spacemanisaac
Yea man, you gotta scrub with scalding water and a wire hand brush
lol adam race is a riot
Is eugenics that bad of an idea?
no.
I am Autistic, and I find this hilarious.
Fuck off and count some toothpicks you burden
Well, don't forget James D. Watson did not credit Rosalind Franklin either.
And my contribution is not to contribute to science but to art although science does fascinate me. Such as entymology.
No, I am not blinded by political ideology and I'm the last person to be politically correct.
I dislike the wave of crime brought on through the city I once worked in but I realize it isn't just race, but environmental factors as well. As well as societal and cultural factors.
Jimmy Norton rocks
That's why they're called the Old and New Testaments. We don't go by the Old anymore.
Jimmys pictures is proof you look 10x cooler when smoking
When his family is arguing; "Race tensions"
I'm a huge critic of any Christian church, but I have to stand by their decisions with this situation since that invalid kid was impossible to control. Needless to say, this was also really hilarious.
...causing a big tadoo...
This is so evil, but I havent laughed this hard in a while lol fucking jimmy.
Get another couple of calls and texts in, Opie. I’m sure the kid was funnier than you on his own
Norton’s disgusting snorting Swiss cheese sinuses make this show almost impossible to listen to.
it's hard to listen to this show without a comedian on
LOL, walking decoupage...XD
"Adam Race is a riot!" XDD
there needs to be an opie bomb counter....
7:03 XD
I'm sure this somehow connects to the clip, but it's been so long there's no chance I remember wtf you're talking about.
Jimmy Ciggs
1:46 Christian Yimmy Rules
Yimmy's just really tired.
How in the fuck does Church change the fact that the kid has mental deficits?
All of them since I'm a huge critic of organized religion in general.
It doesn't have to be, but it can. Move along.
Rubes
Why is Pete Rose acting up in church like this???
You thought I was trying? :-/
Im sorry I dont agree with the church on alot of things but this one I do agree with it. Just cause the family can deal with their son being disruptive, nobody else should have to. He's not disruptive, he's choatic theirs a big difference. What is this family thinking. They should go on their own time, not their son. WTF!
Hahahahah, all the "Race" puns! Who'd have thought puns would be such a riot?
And all the things God created! "God created rubber rooms, medication and coat hangers!" Oh hell...