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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • A bladeless edc means you can't get your collar felt by the piggly wigglies

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  • @bentroskie3190
    @bentroskie3190 6 років тому +81

    100% UK legal EDC? i was expecting you to have a belt with a bag of balloons and a hug attached.

    • @itoldyou6169
      @itoldyou6169 6 років тому +23

      Hey, those balloons are dangerous. One might pop and startle a trans person into jumping in front of a car

    • @harrylawson6293
      @harrylawson6293 6 років тому +9

      “Oi, you got a loicense for those balloons?!”

    • @yeetspageet5679
      @yeetspageet5679 6 років тому +1

      +Harry Lawson I was 17 at the time when I went with my sister to get some party poppers. I was fucking ID'd. You need to be 16 to buy them and have ID.... I looked 19.

    • @j.c5829
      @j.c5829 5 років тому +1

      Just poke a road man and you will get 27 more holes in you

    • @StuWright
      @StuWright 4 роки тому

      lolz

  • @IainCheyne
    @IainCheyne 7 років тому +119

    Most entertaining EDC video I've seen in ages.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  7 років тому +8

      Iain Cheyne thank you very much one tries ones best, I have a few more videos on my channel and plans for some more, hope you enjoy

  • @ShortyBiTOP
    @ShortyBiTOP 6 років тому +13

    Dude, you are so freaking hilarious! I could not stop laughing and smiling while watching this, please keep it up! So happy to see you have more than just 14 subscribers now too. ;-)

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      A late response I seem to focus my attention on silencing the trolls, thanks for the NICE comment

  • @powder.4030
    @powder.4030 6 років тому +43

    poor UK people, just have toys to protect your life... so sad...

    • @johnkyle4384
      @johnkyle4384 6 років тому +9

      pOWder.40 because people don’t go about shooting up schools or movie theatres...

    • @Jcraft153
      @Jcraft153 6 років тому +9

      We dont have to protect our lives. We spend 100% of our day relaxed because our "stupid" politicians banned guns. No school shootings here!

    • @yeetspageet5679
      @yeetspageet5679 6 років тому +11

      +jADEc no only acid attacks and knife attacks that the knife laws in no way protect us from.

    • @tomcatt1824
      @tomcatt1824 6 років тому +1

      They let it happen,, just like we R letting it happen in de USA..💩..

    • @dtcaptures1302
      @dtcaptures1302 5 років тому +1

      but since no one else has guns, we don't need guns to protect our selves.

  • @sweetnawesome23
    @sweetnawesome23 7 років тому +30

    How in the world have you not got more subscribers?! I just found you and I'm in love! Lol

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  7 років тому +5

      sweetnawesome23 lm suffering today with a frightful sniffle and your comment has cheered me right up

    • @sweetnawesome23
      @sweetnawesome23 7 років тому +1

      Awww just read this! Hope you're all better now, I've had the sniffle too, just getting over it

  • @Damo-hp7bc
    @Damo-hp7bc 6 років тому +12

    That was funny as hell I was shocked to hear you don't go out much 😂

  • @tombsandtemples
    @tombsandtemples 6 років тому +5

    The UK is so buggered. That's how you say it, yes?

  • @andrewgreiner4681
    @andrewgreiner4681 6 років тому +6

    im pretty sure you could be talking about the rice industry and i would still watch, you're hilarious

  • @theoretickle2084
    @theoretickle2084 3 роки тому +1

    Salt's been banned, in case you throw it at somebody else's heart! Fiendishly clever!

  • @lumiinescence5957
    @lumiinescence5957 3 роки тому +1

    That Lansky World Legal has always put me off, it's just huge and might spook the sheeple. Then again a knife is a knife is a knife.

  • @dennislloyd494
    @dennislloyd494 4 роки тому +1

    I would probably not go out much over there either, weapon 'free' country old chap. Surprised that tactical pen hasn't been challenged.

  • @kjdrip2219
    @kjdrip2219 3 роки тому

    I love the way you approach your videos. Laid back, playful, not scary serious. Great!

  • @SCSlimBoiseID
    @SCSlimBoiseID 6 років тому +11

    Good thing you have the coppers looking out for your best interests. Without those restrictions, who knows when one of you Brits would become the next Jack the Ripper. But seriously, nice EDC. The salt may cause the authorities to soil themselves until they run tests on it.

    • @hugebartlett1884
      @hugebartlett1884 6 років тому +1

      What coppers? I live in a seaside resort in Cornwall where the local police station has been recently closed down,and so one cannot speak to anyone except by telephone,if you can ever get through.I don't see a policeman all week,only just the occasional police car passing through the town.The only law enforcement we have is what we do for ourselves.

  • @DanSones
    @DanSones 7 років тому +9

    This channel and you are AMAZING!

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  7 років тому

      Daniel sones you have posted my second positive comment today my head is swelling!

    • @DanSones
      @DanSones 7 років тому +1

      Woodenmonkey I can imagine you will get a lot more! You certainly deserve them

  • @Eric-rm1if
    @Eric-rm1if 5 років тому +1

    Thankfully I live in the USA and a good state. This was entertaining.
    Sometimes even here I have to wonder how these representatives can honestly have these ridiculous conversations about things like this, and keep a straight face!

  • @charlieknibbs6203
    @charlieknibbs6203 6 років тому +1

    ahhh i love this guy, youre so funny, yet so informative at the same time

  • @becky2235
    @becky2235 6 років тому +1

    You have a new subscriber, love your video! You have a lovely sense of humor!

  • @SpOnGeBoB-db6mu
    @SpOnGeBoB-db6mu 6 років тому +2

    I just want those of us who live in the US to take this a reminder to CALL OUR CONGRESSMEN and discuss our second amendment.

    • @twotubefamily9323
      @twotubefamily9323 4 роки тому

      Yes remind them we DONT have mass muders of children in uk

  • @b33lze6u6
    @b33lze6u6 6 років тому +36

    cant say ive ever seen salt in an edc vid before

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +5

      b33lze6u6 I am a very unique individual

    • @echolessowl
      @echolessowl 6 років тому +1

      You profile picture made that comment hilarious ngl

    • @ccmogs5757
      @ccmogs5757 5 років тому +1

      Looks like coke to me :)

  • @FaridHerrera
    @FaridHerrera 6 років тому +3

    You are a fully certified legend sir.

  • @swat37
    @swat37 2 роки тому

    Funny. Piggly Wiggly is a grocery store in Kentucky : )

  • @anthonyschueller1827
    @anthonyschueller1827 5 років тому +1

    Get a Mr fire x mini fire extinguisher. Works kinda like pepper spray, irritated the eyes and respiratory system but is not at all considered a weapon, or a trvel size can of body spray

  • @meltdownzero
    @meltdownzero 6 років тому +1

    mate gotta say it you made laugh hard when you was going through the illegal knife to the legal beast knife and finished it with ...Welcome to the UK.. good stuff.. you should be a comedian :)

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      josh hunter it always brightens my day to receive a nice comment

    • @meltdownzero
      @meltdownzero 6 років тому

      no worries mate look forward to more vids all the bests

  • @markoredano9141
    @markoredano9141 3 роки тому

    I wish you still made videos.

  • @zed6055
    @zed6055 5 років тому +1

    where did you get those steel holders for the torch etc, they look amazing

  • @fdghn4567
    @fdghn4567 2 роки тому

    G shock is the one. Before I got mine I had a cheaper Seconda, very similar but before the warranty ran out on that the battery needed replacing and they couldn't repressurise it, faulty winder seal. Seconda gave me a new watch but! the hands are off and rattling around inside in less than a year, giving me some Gee didn't expect that Shock. I should have got the G Shock in the first place which has been faultless for a year and a half now. I like the hip flask idea but i'll stick with the rock salt block because it's got the electrolyte minerals. Very entertaining video.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  2 роки тому

      I have replaced the battery on my gshock, did it myself and have been swimming in the sea and in the pool with no water ingress

    • @fdghn4567
      @fdghn4567 2 роки тому

      @@woodenmonkey6447 I bought mine for when I am sea Kayaking, but aren't these G Shock's pressurised? mine says water resistant to 20bar.

  • @jeanettemccreery1709
    @jeanettemccreery1709 6 років тому +1

    What do you do if you have a really big roast to careve for dinner?

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +2

      Jeanette McCreery we travel into international waters carve it there then bring it home

  • @adrianlewis7977
    @adrianlewis7977 2 роки тому

    Mate, your nuts! lol. Love your style. So refreshing and yeah you got another subscriber. Me! 🙂

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  2 роки тому +1

      Good to hear. I'm not the most prolific video producer but I will do more at some point

  • @pureheroin9902
    @pureheroin9902 6 років тому +5

    How have you only got 33 subs? You're a wee bit funny lad.

  • @Sarrienne
    @Sarrienne 5 років тому

    I initially came to this video via a string of walty EDC geeks, too restricted by UK laws to carry proper Tacticool EDC like Americans so resort to fifteen tacticool torches on their belt at the same time... so with this next in the list, I was about to post another joke about Batman's utility belt...
    But your whole style is absolutely fantastic, in great humour and a perfectly cathartic antithesis to all the dross out there. Seriously, thank-you!!! :-)

  • @lionheart9692
    @lionheart9692 3 роки тому

    Lmao funny gezza,had to sub,nice video.

  • @djevil247
    @djevil247 6 років тому +5

    Ha ha ha ha twating my phone on the bench😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jdz-pt9qg
    @jdz-pt9qg 6 років тому +2

    The uk has gone completely bonkers and lost all their balls!!!!

  • @dervonnebenan8232
    @dervonnebenan8232 6 років тому +1

    This was the funniest edc video ive ever seen lmfao

  • @danielk9554
    @danielk9554 4 роки тому

    By far the best edc video out there!!

  • @thecovidprisoner
    @thecovidprisoner 4 роки тому

    Looks like a coppers belt. So Sonny why you carrying all that gear round then?

  • @ThePainterr
    @ThePainterr 6 років тому

    Lmao...a little salt on your dead fox.....had me in stitches!

  • @mattshepherd1736
    @mattshepherd1736 2 роки тому

    You sound like the classic audio book voice

  • @jonlouis2582
    @jonlouis2582 3 роки тому

    Very amusing. I also had a good experience with Gerber after my expensive folder fell apart. It did take many months of back and forth, because of the ole Corvid, but the new unit seems even better than the original.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  2 роки тому +1

      I'm always sinical when they say "life time warranty" but they actually stayed true to their word

  • @stuartpercival9383
    @stuartpercival9383 2 роки тому

    Great, now I want fox and beans 🦊🥫

  • @chelstoncontent
    @chelstoncontent 6 років тому +3

    Piggly Wiggly😂😭😂😭

  • @samrix5793
    @samrix5793 2 роки тому

    I know this is an odd request but I have the Gerber 800 but snapped the tip off my blade which looks like you removed and replaced with the saw I was wondering if you were interested in selling it is as you say could ask Gerber

  • @phililpb
    @phililpb 4 роки тому +1

    I am still not sure a tactical pen is UK legal. to me it comes under the same category as those steering lock that are baseball bat shaped. another grey area item.

  • @HonzaZ
    @HonzaZ 6 років тому +1

    I cary Victorinox Soldier... and if I wanted to, I could carry a sword, machete or a gun. LEGALY And criminality here is lower than in UK.

  • @dennishanes9728
    @dennishanes9728 3 роки тому

    Wow, all my knives lock when opened. But when i go out to run errands or work, i carry a 3" tanto knife, a keychain pepper spray and a loaded .45 ACP 1911 or springfield armory 9mm XD with 2 spare mags.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  3 роки тому +1

      How do you open stubborn packaging with a 9mm?

    • @dennishanes9728
      @dennishanes9728 3 роки тому +1

      @@woodenmonkey6447 sometimes a stubborn package just needs a lil coercion to open up. lol

  • @grizzlycountry1030
    @grizzlycountry1030 5 років тому

    Have you checked out the old timer landshark knife? Should be UK legal and it's become one of my favorite knives here in the states.

  • @corpuschristi8198
    @corpuschristi8198 6 років тому +2

    My god, man, when will you say enough is enough???

    • @twotubefamily9323
      @twotubefamily9323 4 роки тому

      Yes how many mass murders of school children are happening in uk ?........

  • @Xtant518
    @Xtant518 6 років тому +25

    Holly shit man that is depressing ! I️ mean good job with what you can get away with , but God bless the USA .

    • @leopheard
      @leopheard 5 років тому +1

      Things USA gets right:
      Right to keep and bear arms
      Things they get wrong:
      Most everything else

    • @rooster6271
      @rooster6271 5 років тому

      No

  • @adamcrolla3593
    @adamcrolla3593 4 роки тому

    Only lunatic and murderers carry these, pmsl. You can get in trouble for pulling a gentleman's folder in more ways than one.

  • @oliverw1633
    @oliverw1633 4 роки тому

    every time you said roadkill fox i started laughing. my family is asleep...

  • @kimchaney136
    @kimchaney136 2 роки тому

    Hilarious. What was the wrench, completely missed the name.

  • @Proto850
    @Proto850 6 років тому

    Comic value is amazing!! You sir should have 1000s of subs! +1 from me!

  • @tubewatcher3100
    @tubewatcher3100 6 років тому

    You have a good tv voice. Did you use to do voice overs for Bob the Builder and Thomas Train?

  • @Hilljosh884
    @Hilljosh884 3 роки тому

    Absolutely hilarious
    But Very nice EDC kit
    Edit not gonna lie he sounds a bit like soviet womble from CSGO gameplay

  • @wcbgcpetere1
    @wcbgcpetere1 6 років тому

    Bottle opener, flashlight, lighter, and a salt shaker..... nice.

  • @grahamparr3933
    @grahamparr3933 3 роки тому

    Swarf wasn’t he in Star Trek🤔

  • @GutiTheJ
    @GutiTheJ 6 років тому +2

    Great commentary

  • @soljohnson489
    @soljohnson489 6 років тому

    New favourite edc youtuber

  • @parrishinvestigations952
    @parrishinvestigations952 5 років тому

    Dude you are hilarious!!

  • @clarky4492
    @clarky4492 4 роки тому

    That is like rambos belt

  • @OldNavajoTricks
    @OldNavajoTricks 4 роки тому

    Refreshingly British demeanour, just like being round a mates house looking at his kit complete with whoos and foody-tasty-bettery commentary,
    So that's a sub.
    I miss the days when a 5" knife on a teenage lads belt never drew a blink but sadly the days have changed and we have to find new ways to face challenges,
    Ho hum, keeps the british mind keen I suppose.

  • @vespadavidson2315
    @vespadavidson2315 6 років тому +1

    That was fun.....silly ...but fun!!!

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

      Vespa Davidson you may well enjoy my other fun...... Silly...... But fun videos

    • @vespadavidson2315
      @vespadavidson2315 6 років тому

      Woodenmonkey . Thank you. I did and I do. Good stuff!

    • @vespadavidson2315
      @vespadavidson2315 6 років тому

      Woodenmonkey Hope you can keep it up....I’m going to subscribe!

  • @Not_Sure_
    @Not_Sure_ 5 років тому

    Are fixed blade knives, and forks legal in the UK ?
    If not, How could anyone purchase kitchen knives ?

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  5 років тому

      You can buy a kitchen knife if you have ID to prove you are 18 or over

  • @ff-ww7uj
    @ff-ww7uj 6 років тому

    IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A BLADE IN THE UK?!?!?!?!?!YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F-ING KIDDING!CAVE MEN MADE BLADES,THIS CANT BE HAPPENING,I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE FREE WORLD THE UK,I NEVER DREAMED ANYONE COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF A LAW LIKE THAT, ITS MORE HUMAN THAN THE WHEEL,ARE YOU GUYS ALLOWED TO HAVE WHEELS OVER THERE?🇺🇸

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

      Just as long as the edges of the wheel is not too sharp

  • @it3897
    @it3897 4 роки тому

    This is awesome! Edc belt !

  • @mellowstacker8380
    @mellowstacker8380 6 років тому

    This world had gone mad. It's absolutely crazy to think safety is frowned upon in the UK. Are sold full tang knives illegal in the UK because if they're not then that would be my go to for safety. Although the multi tool knives are a very good option. ✌

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      Mellow Returns only three inch slip joint knives are kind of legal (non locking) so most multi tools are a no no Swiss army knives are OK.... ish

    • @mellowstacker8380
      @mellowstacker8380 6 років тому +1

      That's insane! Here in the U.S. we can carry just about anything. Every person in the U.S. has some sort of self defense weapon ranging from "locking" spring assist knives, pepper spray, taser and gun. I find it interesting when I learn of unreasonable laws in other countries. Especially when you'd think safety should be the number one priority for the citizens....good luck there✌

  • @00daveyr
    @00daveyr 6 років тому

    You can have a blade as long as it's not locking without any justification...

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams
    @SmokeRingsPipeDreams 6 років тому

    Do they still allow the English to have "Pointed Sticks"? Perhaps the new line of throwing stones could be a thing?

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +2

      SmokeRingsPipeDreams I will contact Chris reeve see if he will produce a line of high quality throwing stones for the UK

    • @mrpatching9586
      @mrpatching9586 6 років тому +2

      No we cant throw things ar criminals as they can sue us if we harm them!

  • @jonjones6583
    @jonjones6583 2 роки тому

    Very funny and light heated!😂😂 you should be considering a comedian channel too. Thank you ☺️

  • @grovesy333
    @grovesy333 2 роки тому

    Are those leatherman raptor scissors even legal ? They lock 🤭 I only carry a light and squirt ps4 on the keys

  • @21stcenturycaveman33
    @21stcenturycaveman33 4 роки тому

    Ha, ha. Your vid cracked me up buddy. Good stuff. ATB, Des

  • @matteorayner4273
    @matteorayner4273 4 роки тому

    Do you actually wear this belt a walking about? Absolute legend.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  2 роки тому

      Every day, maybe three or four times a year if I nip out and can't be bothered to swap it over but I guarantee you I will need it

  • @PoliceBodycamVideos
    @PoliceBodycamVideos 6 років тому

    You would make a good story narrator

  • @yourpm4901
    @yourpm4901 6 років тому

    Quite an insightful video, sir! Lol! I do really find the difference between US and U.K. laws very interesting. Do the same rules apply to first responders in your country? Or do you have an emergency first response system in place at all (volunteer or reserve)? Keep it up, sir! Have a wonderful day! Lol!

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      Richard Smith we do have volunteer fire fighters and the St John's ambulance I'm not sure if they carry knifes probably just a rescue hook and medical sheers

  • @markhough1602
    @markhough1602 5 років тому

    Loved it and subscribed

  • @ObjectiveMedia
    @ObjectiveMedia 6 років тому +1

    Table salt isn’t even real salt

  • @monolitesounds
    @monolitesounds 7 місяців тому

    fox'n beans is the best

  • @woodenmonkey6447
    @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

    It must be less than, 3 inches is the maximum blade length

  • @kunle5303
    @kunle5303 6 років тому +2

    this is so weird, wtf

  • @sircumference5032
    @sircumference5032 6 років тому

    very entertaining video - love the sense of humour and 'campness' - (sorry) subbed :-)

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      Sir Cumference campness? I hadn't though of myself as camp but I did have a guy leave a comment asking if I was gay........ Dear god!..... I love cock...... How will I tell my wife and kids

  • @loki06au72
    @loki06au72 6 років тому

    in Australia you can't have any knife on you

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

      loki06au llama is this an Australia wide ban or does it vary from territory to territory?

    • @loki06au72
      @loki06au72 6 років тому +1

      Woodenmonkey i have know Idea i just know that it is definitely in Victoria not sure about the other states

  • @gunlokman
    @gunlokman 4 роки тому

    I'm sorry - but I gave up any hope of learning anything new when the salt was revealed! I was half expecting the next holder to contain sachets of tartare sauce - very scary!

  • @dansharpe2364
    @dansharpe2364 6 років тому

    That was superb

  • @johnrenzcaballero4308
    @johnrenzcaballero4308 6 років тому

    Always hoping you british lads give a chance to carry a locking style blade for more productivity and functionality.

  • @NicholasAarons
    @NicholasAarons 6 років тому

    Awesome EDC & Video. Road Kill Foxes 🦊 Taste Better Seeing As They Have Been Pre Tenderised LOL. Keep up the great work. Nick.

  • @masondavies1621
    @masondavies1621 5 років тому

    This really made me laugh 😂

  • @jasondooley1051
    @jasondooley1051 6 років тому

    most best video ive seen

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому

      Jason Dooley most best comment I've ever had, much appreciated

  • @AdrianosThaGreat
    @AdrianosThaGreat 6 років тому

    Very entertaining, make more videos

  • @CountDoucheula
    @CountDoucheula 3 роки тому

    I really love my Journeyer, but the clip sucks.
    The screws stick up *waaay* too far and tear up my pocket.

  • @brianonthego
    @brianonthego 6 років тому

    CLASSIC.

  • @ThePainterr
    @ThePainterr 6 років тому

    Hilarious....very entertaining....got me all Sub'd up

  • @dustycasto
    @dustycasto 6 років тому

    Hilarious, entertaining 👍

  • @jackalcisneros8385
    @jackalcisneros8385 6 років тому

    You are funny my day thinks

  • @gonzalodorta124
    @gonzalodorta124 6 років тому +6

    This guy is nuts

    • @HolayJose
      @HolayJose 6 років тому +2

      NL Dirt he is the definition of cringe

    • @marklee6105
      @marklee6105 6 років тому +1

      He’s the definition of British

    • @hugebartlett1884
      @hugebartlett1884 6 років тому

      So is the rest of this bloody nation at present.You do what you can to keep yourself safe,because here the police are against you.

  • @adamgarrett7220
    @adamgarrett7220 4 роки тому

    Sounds like louie Spence 😂

  • @itsgareth2053
    @itsgareth2053 6 років тому

    what is the brand of your torch and your torch clip

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

      salutaryape the torch an Incendio by Lumapower I bought it in 2011, but its belt clip sheeth thing is a shed special

    • @itsgareth2053
      @itsgareth2053 6 років тому

      thank you

  • @sween187
    @sween187 6 років тому

    I don't go out much. 😁

  • @caveatrotters3324
    @caveatrotters3324 6 років тому +1

    Weird stuff for "everyday carry". From your "idiosyncrasies" and attitude it would appear that you're probably known to the police and quite possibly to magistrates.

    • @woodenmonkey6447
      @woodenmonkey6447  6 років тому +1

      BREAKING NEWS I have never even spoken to a police officer constable let alone seen the inside of a court room

  • @JamesDC42
    @JamesDC42 5 років тому

    I hear the UKPK is now illegal. Even though it conforms to all UK law.

    • @grovesy333
      @grovesy333 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not illegal at all it doesn’t lock and it’s under 3 inches

  • @georgemccormick8999
    @georgemccormick8999 6 років тому +2

    So, ten minutes to tell us it's legal to wear a belt with a flashlight attached to it in the UK. Awesome, just awesome...