There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.- Patrick Bateman
@Him yeh everything that happened went on in his head. no one died. nothing happened. Its pritty much a take on how rich people with too much time hate everyone even themselves.
@MysticMushroom I most definitely have "tried" skincare. That doesn't even mean anything. Everyone has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep. However, most people don't ice their face when they first wake up as part of their daily routine.
Lmfaooo I also 'meditate' after waking up, I literally just sit up and zone out for a while, maybe fall back asleep while sitting, and somehow time goes super fast when I do nothing so I always end up running late 😭😭
@Wish nah I know what he means. It’s pretty much just “resting your eyes” because you don’t have enough energy to get up but also you don’t wanna fall back asleep, but falling asleep anyway.
@@woecpya man those 1000 crunches that specifically target your core and oblique’s definitely help with the jaw a thing that can only be strengthened by chewing
@@juvenileanomie357I mean, men can relate to him in a way. Society has abandoned them and let men dwell in their own thoughts, nowadays no one cares about their mental health and most of us suck it up, same reason why many of us like Jordan Peterson, he gives our lives value in a world that gives us none.
I actually read on the NHS website here in the UK that washing your face with very hot or very cold water can make acne worse so I don't find submersing my face into ice water promising 😄
@@BlueBerry20071 Optical illusion, or maybe just the filter, but you can't change your bones shape no matter what you do... except surgey, but that's cheating
The character Patrick Bateman brags about being able to do 1000 crunches every morning. Bale actually did a lot of crunches until he could do 1000+ crunches every morning. The body he has in the movie is what someone who does 1000 crunches every morning looks like supposedly.
@@milomaurermusic Every short on this channel is composed of reused clips and similar themes around a glow up. Feels like he cracked the code and all of them are doing insanely well despite the lack of variety. Too successful to even hate haha.
@@sigmatic__ I’ll be taking notes… I feel like it’s such a skill to be able to make and use and reuse content. Do you have experience doing this or potentially posting across multiple platforms? Anything to stretch it all out
@@milomaurermusic It would be conceited of me to pretend I know how to game the content system, but I think this specific example is just an “answer” to what many people (specifically young men) are looking for. Bateman Sigma meme + good physique + clear skin is the whole package for most 17-25 year old dudes, I don’t really like to target demographics in content but any personal issue I’d have with it won’t disprove its efficacy, pretty classic marketing strategy
Maybe he said shit but guys believe me , when you put ice in your face it's makes your face healthy and glowing its perfect i have been putting it for 3 months and great result despite i barley use any skin routine just put ice in the morning and sun block thats all and perfect skin
"I faked having acne to make myself look ugly, then pretended that a simple 1 week routine got rid of it, so I could fish for compliments because my vapid life has left me completely empty inside." Fixed the title for ya, bro
@@mpgodjr you don't need 8 hours of sleep. Unless you have a strenuous lifestyle or a very physically demanding job that you do everyday, 6 hours of sleep is plenty. There is no need for the average person to sleep literally 1/3 of every 24 hour period.
My favorite type of bug is moth because they're just like me fr fr. They're just a goofy chonky misunderstood butterfly that likes night time and pretty lights.
@@Bedhead_Brodi i never said that wasnt true. he works out, has a job with disposable income, and he takes care of himself. dude might be a dork per the book and movie and but my point stands that there are worse role models for people to have.
Fr most of it is camera angles. Rarely does anyone look good with a downward side profile. The second photo is a way to make most people attractive, but my man definitely added some filters on that bitch 😂
My Daily morning routine -
1. Wake up
2. Take a shit
3. Get out of bed
Nice
You take a shit on bed everyday 😂😂?
Wait wait wait! I do that too!
In that order
Overused joke
Now let's see Paul Allen's routine.
i giggled
He is died
@@nosleep404. Rii
oh my god.. it even has a watermark 🥵
Hey Paul!
Home boy literally just discovered “washing your face in the morning”
People do that?
@@shroom2692yes it’s common practice😭
@@shroom2692Billions of people have a skincare routine for the morning and night.
There's also a thing called taking a shower
Nah the ice thing really helps with acne man
This ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😂😂😂😂
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.- Patrick Bateman
I swear 😂😂😂by the way you're pretty
bro got a compliment from grandma 😭😭😭
😂
makes it all worth it
Dufuq. LoL
Atleast he does 👀
@OwO Ok i wont
Guy learns how to take care of himself from a serial killer
Patrick Bateman isn't a serial killer. He's basically a wanna be. He killed literally no one. Except he cried alot.
@@Saltymedpac8008 not a wannabe he was just mentally insane lmao
@Him yeh everything that happened went on in his head. no one died. nothing happened. Its pritty much a take on how rich people with too much time hate everyone even themselves.
@@fluffybbx4977 What type of mentaly insane? There are diffrent cases
@@Saltymedpac8008 have you read the book? the author has literary said some of his murders are real
people finding out they can shower and exercise from a serial killer
Bro this comment is so underrated 🤣🤣
Schizophrenic*
It's funny how effective for acne washing your face everyday is /s
@@alienstales To be precise, the schizophrenic killer
But he didn't kill anyone
Patrick doesn't do a thousand stomach crunches, he says CAN do a thousand
So?
@@Ilshatey doesnt mean he would actually do 1000 crunches every day lol
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v imagine laughing, you’d be in agony
Which means he did 1,500 that day
He says he can do 1000 NOW
next video: I tried Patrick Batemans night routine and ended up in jail
Lol
🤣🤣🤣 i figured that one
HAHAHAHAHAHHA DUDEEEE
😂😂😂😂
Underrated
Patrick Bateman routine:
1. Ice face
2. 1000 sit ups
3. stretchy time
4. shower
5. bedtime cuz it took hours
with several inner monologues
Love this😂
6. Killing people with chainsaw and axe (with or without imagination) lol
7. Late night mental breakdown at the office
🤣🤣🤣
Bro had to learn basic hygiene from a movie about a sociopath
yes doing 1000 sit ups every morning is basic hygiene
What a loser
@@joey589i mean he only shows us the acne result so...
Is ice face and 100 hick up hygiene? Ok.
This definitely is not “basic” hygiene. This is some advanced stuff
Impressive very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s routine
Good.
*Friends, I did 8 one arm pull ups, please support me*
Stolen comment
Hahahaha
Tanning bed at home... you should look into it.
“After a week, my acne was gone and I turned into a serial killer”
That's the dream
Instructions unclear
like i never killed those people
You didnt watch the whole film, didnt you?
@@diegomarni1754it was half and half, he might had killed some but not everything was alright like the police car
"He then does 1000 crunches which is insane to do immediately after waking up"
Some might even say youd have to be a psycho to do that.
But what kind of psycho? A psycho of a specific nationality, perhaps?
@@Korganomaybe even, an american psycho? 🤨
@@BigBoyBingBong something like that 😂
I see the pun is impeccable in this one
😂
Bro didn’t even have acnes as soon as he woke up… JUST SHOWS HOW GOOD OF A ROUTINE PATRICK HAS!
He was probably faking it, *BUT* it might of just been the last day.
@@exertations what gives
Cold water and skin care.....
I have seen another video long ago from this guy too. That.. audio removed his acne. It's fake
pimple farming
Bro turned into handsome squidward
“i tried skincare for a week”
Icing your face is most definitely not typical skincare.
@@PupStunt24 someone hasnt tried skincare and i can tell
@MysticMushroom I most definitely have "tried" skincare. That doesn't even mean anything.
Everyone has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
However, most people don't ice their face when they first wake up as part of their daily routine.
@@PupStunt24 "Everyone" has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I have not washed my face since 2005
@skydemon3423 Well, you've hopefully still been showering, which is washing/rinsing your face. Especially if any soap had gotten on your face.
he's living the same day for almost a year
Groundhog day sequel
@@danielanderson6933 I was just gonna say that!
you mean the same week
@@epixerty yeah
"After doing this every day for a week, I realized Patrick Bateman is a total psycho"
He's also American
@@giogio4222 There's no difference. Psyccho and American is synonymous
@@KatalinaKristina The title of the movie is kinda pointless then
@@giogio4222 I swear
@@KatalinaKristinaPsycho's run the world. I'd rather have the kind of psycho in charge that atleast pretends to have my interests at heart.
The amount of cheek biting is actually insane
I think that's the point to look like Bateman. Hopefully
Nothing beautiful in doing that, just put your jaw where it should naturally be
My daily morning routine:
1. Wake up to alarm
2. Hit snooze
3. “Meditate” for 10mins
4. Repeat process 3-6 times
5. Get out of bed
Lmfaooo I also 'meditate' after waking up, I literally just sit up and zone out for a while, maybe fall back asleep while sitting, and somehow time goes super fast when I do nothing so I always end up running late 😭😭
@wish4846💯
@Wish nah I know what he means. It’s pretty much just “resting your eyes” because you don’t have enough energy to get up but also you don’t wanna fall back asleep, but falling asleep anyway.
Meditate? I would fall back sleep
@Wish You got it right, and I specifically said 10mins because that’s literally how long a snooze is on the alarm lol.
probably the hardest part of my daily routine is finding a will to live
Shit, you're still searching for it? Now that's commitment.
Yours is the best comment so far. It deserves thousands and thousands of likes
@@toasterkolin9951 i gave up a long time ago but it's fun to try and find it again
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant
Don’t give up…
he got rid of his acne 9 times in one week 💀
I was your 1000 like
Man you ain't got noone arguing with you. You mister have my utmost respect .
He literally made a whole channel just for 1 subject and got 90 thousand subs
I was your 6000 like
My daily routine
1.get out of bed
2.take a shit
3.eat breakfast
@@redrox3312 that's my routine anyways
“After doing this for one week, I found a better angle and lighting to take a picture with”
And learned how to use an acne cream
@@blood-agent-j1012😂😂😂
Also I'm hiding my acne with make-up.
My daily morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Say hi to your biological mother
3. Get out of bed
Oh man. Even better reference.
no bro when my mum wakes me up i don't even notice her presence until i suddenly realise my door has been open like 30 seconds later
alabama
Lol
T amo dada
bro made 9 shorts about 1 thing 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
And used the icing face clip 9 times
90*
Bro tried to say "look at my glowup" without saying it
💀💀💀bruh
How to be attractive:
Step 1: Be attractive
Step 2: stop taking care of yourself
Step 3: start taking care of yourself again
i would wager that everyone is attractive if they take care of themselves
@@Based-wn9jg everyone could be attractive should they try
this guy isn't even that attractive honestly he just works out and has clear skin and that took him from a 3 to a 6/7
@@Based-wn9jg most people. youre forgetting just how thoroughly genes can fuck a persons fuckability
Almost like taking care of yourself makes you attractive!
bro has successfully discovered the way to defeat acne
step 1: don't have them
Bro if you just washed in the first place you wouldn’t
@@senpiusoe3595bro
@@senpiusoe3595 no
@@senpiusoe3595 it's a bit more complicated, but 90% of the time this is true
@@senpiusoe3595 Not as simple as that..
Bros 1 week glow up is his whole personality 💀💀💀
Unfunny comment his videos are actually interesting
@@hoodratthizzkid4316 -and all the exact same
Fax😂😂😂
Cool
I think that's better than fucking drawing 💀💀💀💀🪑
before skin care routine: no jawline
after skin care routine: gigachad jaw line
LMAO I noticed that
Not just the skincare it’s the exercising
@@woecpya man those 1000 crunches that specifically target your core and oblique’s definitely help with the jaw a thing that can only be strengthened by chewing
@@ggchad3739 chewing is an exercise
Mewing ☝🧏♂️🤫
My man, 1000 crunches is crazy regardless of how long you've been awake.
I dont think it is, if sombody can actually do crunches its easy work
@@Luhaim pretty inefficient
Thing is it doesn't help at all, u need to reach hypertrophy for the muscle to grow
Your not doing them right if their that easy
@@jamesaskenburg649 don't want to be that guy, but they're*
Bro got a compliment from his grandma and he became narcissistic 💀
I can't believe that Patrick Bateman of all characters is who motivates men to look after themselves
Facts
frfr
Not men but boys.
The true meaning of the film has flown over mens heads since it came out, same with Fight Club.
@@juvenileanomie357I mean, men can relate to him in a way. Society has abandoned them and let men dwell in their own thoughts, nowadays no one cares about their mental health and most of us suck it up, same reason why many of us like Jordan Peterson, he gives our lives value in a world that gives us none.
Bro become from this :🤓 to this :🗿
“I tried cleaning my face for a week and after a week my face was clean”
The prophet we needed but didn’t deserve.
Acne has nothing to do with how clean you are. If that was the case, all dirty homeless people would have bad acne
@@pepsico815it has to do with how clean your internal system is
@@TruthOverFacts1No it doesn't. It's genetics.
I actually read on the NHS website here in the UK that washing your face with very hot or very cold water can make acne worse so I don't find submersing my face into ice water promising 😄
Bro didn't just lose his acne, he got a whole new facial structure
exactly what i was thinking lol
Bros second chin hid
It's fake
@@caraxzes damn thats crazy bro
@@caraxzes damn how shocking
Bro using the same clips in every short💀
literally
Ofcours he won't get acne and bad face again just for a fucker like you
Literally man.
😂😂😂😂😂
Bhot ud rha h aj kal
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
Not only did his acne disappear, his facial structure changed too!
its because of the color water idiot (for the acne)
Amazing what Patrick Bateman can do for you.
It didn't change the pores in his face tighten and changed complimenting his face structure
@@VeryYesGood his chin bone is a different shape bro.
@@BlueBerry20071 Optical illusion, or maybe just the filter, but you can't change your bones shape no matter what you do... except surgey, but that's cheating
Fun fact: Christian Bale ACTUALLY did the routine FOR REAL to prep for the role to get the physicality of Bateman realistically.
Christian Bale is a top tier method actor. Respect!
Wdym realistically? Was it based on a book or a real life thing ?? (Js asking)
The character Patrick Bateman brags about being able to do 1000 crunches every morning. Bale actually did a lot of crunches until he could do 1000+ crunches every morning. The body he has in the movie is what someone who does 1000 crunches every morning looks like supposedly.
@@shiningfaceofluzon5594 The movie makes no mention of him being able to do 1000+ crunches. You just completely made that up.
@@legoyoda9782 nope its actually true if u look that up
Bro, the routine even gave him a jawline 🤯
@Maga 4 ever that's very not sigma. Ppl will inflated ego's sre the opposite of sigma
its not real bozo
@@alxic7922 🤓
🤣😭😂
Nah bro got that jeffery jawline
Legends morning routine :
1) Wake up 🥱
2) Gym 🏋🏻
3) Bath 🚿
4) Breakfast 🍞
Why would you go to the gym before eating?
Ultimately, he learned how to take better selfies
I’m crying man, he really posted the same footage 9 times with different text and the algorithm ate it up
@@Lionzzz11.18.7use chatgpt i guess to improve the title of your videos and post multiple times with different titles
Wdym?
@@milomaurermusic Every short on this channel is composed of reused clips and similar themes around a glow up. Feels like he cracked the code and all of them are doing insanely well despite the lack of variety. Too successful to even hate haha.
@@sigmatic__ I’ll be taking notes… I feel like it’s such a skill to be able to make and use and reuse content. Do you have experience doing this or potentially posting across multiple platforms? Anything to stretch it all out
@@milomaurermusic It would be conceited of me to pretend I know how to game the content system, but I think this specific example is just an “answer” to what many people (specifically young men) are looking for.
Bateman Sigma meme + good physique + clear skin is the whole package for most 17-25 year old dudes, I don’t really like to target demographics in content but any personal issue I’d have with it won’t disprove its efficacy, pretty classic marketing strategy
My morning routine:
- wake up after 3 hours of sleep
- just lay there for 2 hours
- push myself out of bed
- collapse after lunch
Sounds like my life. 😂
Lets see Paul Allen's morning routine
I need 2 hours just to understand that I'm alive and I should exist
😭😭😭
Yup the first hour awake is the worst.
Accurate asf
Depressing af
that is so relatable frrruughg
"Now let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine"
Lmfao!
😭😭😭💀💀
what
LMAO
"my god... It even has a water glass"
Very nice! Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine. 🙂
I wanna have Paul morning routine
I believe it's AAHHHHH
I believe it involves something about an axe to his face
@@ichsehsandersand lots of blood! how cool right?
Great Comment 💯❤️
Maybe he said shit but guys believe me , when you put ice in your face it's makes your face healthy and glowing its perfect i have been putting it for 3 months and great result despite i barley use any skin routine just put ice in the morning and sun block thats all and perfect skin
"I faked having acne to make myself look ugly, then pretended that a simple 1 week routine got rid of it, so I could fish for compliments because my vapid life has left me completely empty inside."
Fixed the title for ya, bro
😂😂😂😂
Damnnnnn.
☠️
damn it must be miserable asf living with your mindset
💀💀💀 my nig going in on this dude... I love it
my man was serious asf
Did he STUTTER-?! 😂
This is my guys whole personality 💀
(Edit: Nice sigmas 10k ish likes lol)
@trashbag no it isn't, its just annoying now
@@alex.3514 block him?
@@alex.3514 I want to start seeing him do 6 months progress and stuff
@trashbag Is it though?
It’s not motivating he chewed on some gum ran 10km then dipped his face in ice…
A kpop idol could've taught you that with their routine
"And after a week, my acne was gone and my jaw line somehow grew sharper"
30 years later my guy still be making the same short
Bro was sucking his jaw every single second of this video
😂😂😂😂😂😂
inside*s mouth acne
And he’s still washed
Can it change?
@@TiestoCalvinHarris only work in puberty its called mewing
“I cleaned myself everyday for a week and ended up clean at the end of the week.” Good talk.
The man be waking up at 3 AM everyday to get his morning routine finished
Waking up that early is worth it
@@DietDrDoge there's a l8mit however. Waking up at 3 is not good. Asking up anywhere before 6 is bad.
@@mpgodjr why is it you say that?
@@DietDrDoge because you need 8 hours of sleep. And unless you have a night job it's useless. The world wakes up at 6.
@@mpgodjr you don't need 8 hours of sleep. Unless you have a strenuous lifestyle or a very physically demanding job that you do everyday, 6 hours of sleep is plenty. There is no need for the average person to sleep literally 1/3 of every 24 hour period.
Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.
Bravo
First thing in the morning booking in Dorsia
“Another Martini, Paul!”
now recreate his night routine
¿Y la rutina de Paul Allen?
He means for murder
😂😂😂
Just go out and search for homeless people or prostitutes
so dark lol
My favorite type of bug is moth because they're just like me fr fr. They're just a goofy chonky misunderstood butterfly that likes night time and pretty lights.
dear boy, a miracle is needed for you
Bros morning is longer than my day
Yeah bruh makes it seem like he stays home all day like how tf do you have the time 💀
Grandma called him handsome lol😂😂😂
Bros morning routine is to find morning routines to do 💀
@@AC-hk6gb Bro 💀
@@AC-hk6gb bro 💀
Bro must be really proud of himself
Must be
@OwO shut
Lmao gay asf
@@RickyMrclg0 but his defined chin!!!!☺️
Let's give him new video ideas
Try not to use a Filter or different camera angle on the result
24 hour no breathing challenge 💯
@@harrymahi2436 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@harrymahi2436 fun fact: no living person has ever completed it before
@@kelpsquad9017 hold on let me try. I’ll let you know once I reach 24 hours
His daily wake up routine-
1.go through puberty again.
2.that’s it.
My man. Good on you for putting this out there. I wish only the best. Nothing can fill in a chin.
Ive tried Patrick Bateman’s morning routine everyday for one week to see he’s literally me.
Cool now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine👍😊
It even has a watermark
@@mackenzietoscan3602Impressive
Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.
“I performed basic hygiene on myself for a week!”
And yes, the sit ups are necessary to get rid of acne
Exercise does improve your skin.
Patrick is the ultimate skin care girly 😫
Patrick is perfect (Christian Bale)
you need to start too
@@Kait07_ already have
stretching after your work out is DIABOLICAL 😂😂😂
Bateman's morning routine even made his chin grow
Most people don’t realize that you will look more attractive if you just take care of yourself
That’s just a conspiracy theory against joe Biden and his superior intellect
The fact that people see Bateman as a role model in any way is terrifying
a successful man with good hygiene, work ethic, and consistent excercise. there are worse role models
@soufle In the movie that is how he views himself. From an outsider pov he is seen as a dorky yuppie.
@@Bedhead_Brodi i never said that wasnt true. he works out, has a job with disposable income, and he takes care of himself. dude might be a dork per the book and movie and but my point stands that there are worse role models for people to have.
He may or may not be a deranged serial killer, but he's got a pretty sweet morning routine
My bro literally making same short again and again 💀
Real Chad 🤣 🌚🗿
Edit - 11k likes (thank u Chads🗿)
Bro. That's for real
Good thing there a botton to not recommend this channel XD
@@jyslergeraldo1839 😂
@@jyslergeraldo1839 rlly? Where? Where???
@@ZenCz just click those 3 dots
There is no way this guy did 1000 crunches a day for a week straight
How long would 1000 crunches even take... 5h?
@@sallmandar1027 30 mins
@@sallmandar1027 if you are able to do them consecutively and at a normal pace you can do it in less than 30 minutes.
I can barely do 50 💀
bros saitama
The editor needs an Oscar that jawline is chiselled
This guy redevelops his acne each day and has to remake his shorts to get rid of it
Bro has to go back to being a chud after every video
The acne is an old photo, his face was clear the whole time 💀💀💀
Bro. Arruinaste la magia
Exactly!
Debes de ser el alma de las fiestas.
@@ultracreador it’s not magic. It’s a blatant lie
@@dsweet5859el alma de la fiesta
This guy took a few good pictures and made it his entire personality
My morning routine
1. Wake up
2. Eat breakfast
3. Brush teeth
4. Use bathroom
5. Go back to sleep
Bro looks like a side character in The Lorax💀💀💀💀
I’m weak 😂😂💀
LOL 😂
Literally just the cold water that helped the acne. It’s such an underrated routine but works so well.
For real?
@@tushigtushig8695 Yup I started doing it everyday after workouts in high school and it’s kept my face clean till this day.
How long (how time i need to put My face in the water with ice) and how i need to do it?
I want to know too
False. Keeping your face clean and not oily will get rid of acne.
Very good!!.... Just don't get crazy bro ;)
He really just took two photos a different camera angles and said he did something😂😂😂
Not even different angles. The last photo is just full edited. Look at his fucking jawline in the first and second LOLOL.
Fr most of it is camera angles. Rarely does anyone look good with a downward side profile. The second photo is a way to make most people attractive, but my man definitely added some filters on that bitch 😂
"And after my morning routine I made a reservation for Dorsia and returned some video tapes"
Bro turned to a gigachad ☠️ 💀
Brother was flexing the entire video 😂
How to go to jail in 1 week Speedrun
My morning routine “wake up, take a shit, back to bed and sleep.”
You stole a joke but then made it unfunny
@@Smokinthatvonpack yeah
thats sad
Nice try bruh
Bro then improve it
I am also not watching any more shorts
His morning routine: Get up
Post the short with a different voice over
repeat
EVERYONE LOOK AT MY MUSCLES, LOOK AT MY FACE, LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE