I tried Patrick Bateman’s morning routine for 1 week

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  • @nayabperwaiz952
    @nayabperwaiz952 Рік тому +359729

    My Daily morning routine -
    1. Wake up
    2. Take a shit
    3. Get out of bed

  • @INDRIDCOLD83
    @INDRIDCOLD83 Рік тому +9966

    Now let's see Paul Allen's routine.

  • @virtueofabsolution7641
    @virtueofabsolution7641 Рік тому +14541

    Home boy literally just discovered “washing your face in the morning”

    • @shroom2692
      @shroom2692 Рік тому +100

      People do that?

    • @liamcrowl8579
      @liamcrowl8579 Рік тому +276

      @@shroom2692yes it’s common practice😭

    • @wrathofthelamb318
      @wrathofthelamb318 Рік тому

      ​@@shroom2692Billions of people have a skincare routine for the morning and night.

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip Рік тому +109

      There's also a thing called taking a shower

    • @MrThistleMilk
      @MrThistleMilk Рік тому +93

      Nah the ice thing really helps with acne man

  • @layparisss
    @layparisss 9 місяців тому +254

    This ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 2 місяці тому +2

      There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.- Patrick Bateman

    • @MelinaeslhyDiomande
      @MelinaeslhyDiomande 19 днів тому +1

      I swear 😂😂😂by the way you're pretty

  • @chachoschannel7367
    @chachoschannel7367 Рік тому +4114

    bro got a compliment from grandma 😭😭😭

  • @NovaNation417
    @NovaNation417 Рік тому +23752

    Guy learns how to take care of himself from a serial killer

    • @Saltymedpac8008
      @Saltymedpac8008 Рік тому +495

      Patrick Bateman isn't a serial killer. He's basically a wanna be. He killed literally no one. Except he cried alot.

    • @fluffybbx4977
      @fluffybbx4977 Рік тому

      @@Saltymedpac8008 not a wannabe he was just mentally insane lmao

    • @Saltymedpac8008
      @Saltymedpac8008 Рік тому +300

      @Him yeh everything that happened went on in his head. no one died. nothing happened. Its pritty much a take on how rich people with too much time hate everyone even themselves.

    • @Saltymedpac8008
      @Saltymedpac8008 Рік тому

      @@fluffybbx4977 What type of mentaly insane? There are diffrent cases

    • @sparklingwater1430
      @sparklingwater1430 Рік тому +140

      @@Saltymedpac8008 have you read the book? the author has literary said some of his murders are real

  • @punstartracer
    @punstartracer Рік тому +61087

    people finding out they can shower and exercise from a serial killer

  • @tirasgo
    @tirasgo Рік тому +714

    Patrick doesn't do a thousand stomach crunches, he says CAN do a thousand

    • @Ilshatey
      @Ilshatey 4 місяці тому +5

      So?

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 місяці тому +32

      ​@@Ilshatey doesnt mean he would actually do 1000 crunches every day lol

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 3 місяці тому +22

      @@user-mg7wh8zq6v imagine laughing, you’d be in agony

    • @jordanw.97
      @jordanw.97 2 місяці тому +3

      Which means he did 1,500 that day

    • @preythemantis5731
      @preythemantis5731 Місяць тому +2

      He says he can do 1000 NOW

  • @vyrnius
    @vyrnius Рік тому +39076

    next video: I tried Patrick Batemans night routine and ended up in jail

  • @fxded_
    @fxded_ Рік тому +9076

    Patrick Bateman routine:
    1. Ice face
    2. 1000 sit ups
    3. stretchy time
    4. shower
    5. bedtime cuz it took hours

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Рік тому +260

      with several inner monologues

    • @christineluv1028
      @christineluv1028 Рік тому +28

      Love this😂

    • @ryanstyx3044
      @ryanstyx3044 Рік тому +73

      6. Killing people with chainsaw and axe (with or without imagination) lol

    • @Tyson10101
      @Tyson10101 Рік тому +42

      7. Late night mental breakdown at the office

    • @blakgal13
      @blakgal13 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @zacharysmithey5582
    @zacharysmithey5582 Рік тому +7177

    Bro had to learn basic hygiene from a movie about a sociopath

    • @joey589
      @joey589 Рік тому +319

      yes doing 1000 sit ups every morning is basic hygiene

    • @dietisgreat
      @dietisgreat Рік тому

      What a loser

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 Рік тому +64

      ​@@joey589i mean he only shows us the acne result so...

    • @Ziggy_stardust0
      @Ziggy_stardust0 Рік тому +45

      Is ice face and 100 hick up hygiene? Ok.

    • @ajunlimited
      @ajunlimited Рік тому +55

      This definitely is not “basic” hygiene. This is some advanced stuff

  • @zaderq1
    @zaderq1 9 місяців тому +1885

    Impressive very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s routine

    • @turkergoktas4639
      @turkergoktas4639 6 місяців тому +2

      Good.

    • @ericmamleev
      @ericmamleev 5 місяців тому +1

      *Friends, I did 8 one arm pull ups, please support me*

    • @MarcoR1
      @MarcoR1 5 місяців тому +5

      Stolen comment

    • @camilovargas5518
      @camilovargas5518 5 місяців тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 3 місяці тому +3

      Tanning bed at home... you should look into it.

  • @glxcksmith
    @glxcksmith Рік тому +13733

    “After a week, my acne was gone and I turned into a serial killer”

    • @roton5931
      @roton5931 Рік тому +116

      That's the dream

    • @Sammyhasbigmuscles
      @Sammyhasbigmuscles Рік тому +50

      Instructions unclear

    • @anniechan2068
      @anniechan2068 Рік тому +31

      like i never killed those people

    • @diegomarni1754
      @diegomarni1754 Рік тому +13

      You didnt watch the whole film, didnt you?

    • @Nobodyfrom2003
      @Nobodyfrom2003 Рік тому +13

      ​@@diegomarni1754it was half and half, he might had killed some but not everything was alright like the police car

  • @Yikes705
    @Yikes705 Рік тому +7181

    "He then does 1000 crunches which is insane to do immediately after waking up"
    Some might even say youd have to be a psycho to do that.

    • @Korgano
      @Korgano Рік тому +187

      But what kind of psycho? A psycho of a specific nationality, perhaps?

    • @BigBoyBingBong
      @BigBoyBingBong Рік тому +207

      @@Korganomaybe even, an american psycho? 🤨

    • @Korgano
      @Korgano Рік тому +45

      @@BigBoyBingBong something like that 😂

    • @callbacked8974
      @callbacked8974 Рік тому +11

      I see the pun is impeccable in this one

    • @Frankindaweird
      @Frankindaweird Рік тому

      😂

  • @Nosti98
    @Nosti98 Рік тому +12008

    Bro didn’t even have acnes as soon as he woke up… JUST SHOWS HOW GOOD OF A ROUTINE PATRICK HAS!

    • @exertations
      @exertations Рік тому +171

      He was probably faking it, *BUT* it might of just been the last day.

    • @ashwinrah9902
      @ashwinrah9902 Рік тому +10

      ​@@exertations what gives

    • @bp2002bro
      @bp2002bro Рік тому +11

      Cold water and skin care.....

    • @KneeCapThief
      @KneeCapThief Рік тому +22

      I have seen another video long ago from this guy too. That.. audio removed his acne. It's fake

    • @punker4Real
      @punker4Real Рік тому +2

      pimple farming

  • @johnboy7417
    @johnboy7417 8 місяців тому +52

    Bro turned into handsome squidward

  • @MysticM0
    @MysticM0 Рік тому +17676

    “i tried skincare for a week”

    • @PupStunt24
      @PupStunt24 Рік тому +238

      Icing your face is most definitely not typical skincare.

    • @MysticM0
      @MysticM0 Рік тому +534

      @@PupStunt24 someone hasnt tried skincare and i can tell

    • @PupStunt24
      @PupStunt24 Рік тому +80

      @MysticMushroom I most definitely have "tried" skincare. That doesn't even mean anything.
      Everyone has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
      However, most people don't ice their face when they first wake up as part of their daily routine.

    • @skydemon3423
      @skydemon3423 Рік тому +115

      @@PupStunt24 "Everyone" has to wash and take care of the skin as basic hygieneal upkeep.
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      I have not washed my face since 2005

    • @PupStunt24
      @PupStunt24 Рік тому +41

      @skydemon3423 Well, you've hopefully still been showering, which is washing/rinsing your face. Especially if any soap had gotten on your face.

  • @Pledgeer
    @Pledgeer Рік тому +2124

    he's living the same day for almost a year

  • @PLSE_SND_BY_
    @PLSE_SND_BY_ Рік тому +3244

    "After doing this every day for a week, I realized Patrick Bateman is a total psycho"

    • @giogio4222
      @giogio4222 Рік тому +50

      He's also American

    • @KatalinaKristina
      @KatalinaKristina Рік тому +62

      @@giogio4222 There's no difference. Psyccho and American is synonymous

    • @giogio4222
      @giogio4222 Рік тому +15

      @@KatalinaKristina The title of the movie is kinda pointless then

    • @therealVendettaVII
      @therealVendettaVII Рік тому +5

      @@giogio4222 I swear

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 Рік тому +2

      ​@@KatalinaKristinaPsycho's run the world. I'd rather have the kind of psycho in charge that atleast pretends to have my interests at heart.

  • @monke5482
    @monke5482 6 місяців тому +172

    The amount of cheek biting is actually insane

    • @collinharris4848
      @collinharris4848 3 місяці тому

      I think that's the point to look like Bateman. Hopefully

    • @lpedr0l
      @lpedr0l 2 місяці тому +3

      Nothing beautiful in doing that, just put your jaw where it should naturally be

  • @aaronbaptist1563
    @aaronbaptist1563 Рік тому +2838

    My daily morning routine:
    1. Wake up to alarm
    2. Hit snooze
    3. “Meditate” for 10mins
    4. Repeat process 3-6 times
    5. Get out of bed

    • @softerhaze
      @softerhaze Рік тому +35

      Lmfaooo I also 'meditate' after waking up, I literally just sit up and zone out for a while, maybe fall back asleep while sitting, and somehow time goes super fast when I do nothing so I always end up running late 😭😭

    • @thejasgowda17
      @thejasgowda17 Рік тому

      ​@wish4846💯

    • @zzztriplezzz5264
      @zzztriplezzz5264 Рік тому +14

      @Wish nah I know what he means. It’s pretty much just “resting your eyes” because you don’t have enough energy to get up but also you don’t wanna fall back asleep, but falling asleep anyway.

    • @MiguelMendoza-bq9ip
      @MiguelMendoza-bq9ip Рік тому +1

      Meditate? I would fall back sleep

    • @aaronbaptist1563
      @aaronbaptist1563 Рік тому

      @Wish You got it right, and I specifically said 10mins because that’s literally how long a snooze is on the alarm lol.

  • @throwaway_acc1
    @throwaway_acc1 Рік тому +2351

    probably the hardest part of my daily routine is finding a will to live

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 Рік тому +60

      Shit, you're still searching for it? Now that's commitment.

    • @JohnnyFontane528
      @JohnnyFontane528 Рік тому +17

      Yours is the best comment so far. It deserves thousands and thousands of likes

    • @throwaway_acc1
      @throwaway_acc1 Рік тому +11

      @@toasterkolin9951 i gave up a long time ago but it's fun to try and find it again

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Рік тому +4

      Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant

    • @lz9571
      @lz9571 Рік тому +3

      Don’t give up…

  • @kykki506
    @kykki506 Рік тому +6043

    he got rid of his acne 9 times in one week 💀

    • @mauro6094
      @mauro6094 Рік тому +22

      I was your 1000 like

    • @lazarpejic6415
      @lazarpejic6415 Рік тому +4

      Man you ain't got noone arguing with you. You mister have my utmost respect .

    • @theawesometeg219
      @theawesometeg219 Рік тому +3

      He literally made a whole channel just for 1 subject and got 90 thousand subs

    • @dasha4102
      @dasha4102 2 місяці тому

      I was your 6000 like

  • @Steven_roblox-king
    @Steven_roblox-king 6 місяців тому +3

    My daily routine
    1.get out of bed
    2.take a shit
    3.eat breakfast

  • @connorjohnson6585
    @connorjohnson6585 Рік тому +1400

    “After doing this for one week, I found a better angle and lighting to take a picture with”

  • @7_Icy
    @7_Icy Рік тому +892

    My daily morning routine:
    1. Wake up
    2. Say hi to your biological mother
    3. Get out of bed

    • @MoviesFreeGalore
      @MoviesFreeGalore Рік тому +5

      Oh man. Even better reference.

    • @LazyGavid
      @LazyGavid Рік тому +4

      no bro when my mum wakes me up i don't even notice her presence until i suddenly realise my door has been open like 30 seconds later

    • @nemesikrisztian2570
      @nemesikrisztian2570 Рік тому +2

      alabama

    • @Mhel2023
      @Mhel2023 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @synyester1
      @synyester1 Рік тому +1

      T amo dada

  • @claude7453
    @claude7453 Рік тому +27092

    bro made 9 shorts about 1 thing 💀💀💀

  • @Colossalis
    @Colossalis Рік тому +2453

    How to be attractive:
    Step 1: Be attractive
    Step 2: stop taking care of yourself
    Step 3: start taking care of yourself again

    • @Based-wn9jg
      @Based-wn9jg Рік тому +39

      i would wager that everyone is attractive if they take care of themselves

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц Рік тому +22

      @@Based-wn9jg everyone could be attractive should they try

    • @debbiehf05
      @debbiehf05 Рік тому +19

      this guy isn't even that attractive honestly he just works out and has clear skin and that took him from a 3 to a 6/7

    • @DitoCapsuleFan
      @DitoCapsuleFan Рік тому

      @@Based-wn9jg most people. youre forgetting just how thoroughly genes can fuck a persons fuckability

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +12

      Almost like taking care of yourself makes you attractive!

  • @pietart3596
    @pietart3596 Рік тому +2341

    bro has successfully discovered the way to defeat acne
    step 1: don't have them

    • @senpiusoe3595
      @senpiusoe3595 Рік тому +5

      Bro if you just washed in the first place you wouldn’t

    • @scorgeflix709
      @scorgeflix709 Рік тому

      @@senpiusoe3595bro

    • @andrew3606
      @andrew3606 Рік тому +41

      @@senpiusoe3595 no

    • @toppoyiyo8483
      @toppoyiyo8483 Рік тому +19

      ​@@senpiusoe3595 it's a bit more complicated, but 90% of the time this is true

    • @whitegoodman7465
      @whitegoodman7465 Рік тому +32

      @@senpiusoe3595 Not as simple as that..

  • @Its_gracie_love
    @Its_gracie_love Рік тому +9141

    Bros 1 week glow up is his whole personality 💀💀💀

    • @hoodratthizzkid4316
      @hoodratthizzkid4316 Рік тому +3

      Unfunny comment his videos are actually interesting

    • @Its_gracie_love
      @Its_gracie_love Рік тому +24

      @@hoodratthizzkid4316 -and all the exact same

    • @maxx.-
      @maxx.- Рік тому +17

      Fax😂😂😂

    • @uhhhjhggf
      @uhhhjhggf Рік тому +6

      Cool

    • @tvoikalduoi123
      @tvoikalduoi123 Рік тому +50

      I think that's better than fucking drawing 💀💀💀💀🪑

  • @genjutsu3053
    @genjutsu3053 Рік тому +173

    before skin care routine: no jawline
    after skin care routine: gigachad jaw line

    • @jaimereynolds258
      @jaimereynolds258 Рік тому +5

      LMAO I noticed that

    • @woecp
      @woecp 11 місяців тому +3

      Not just the skincare it’s the exercising

    • @ggchad3739
      @ggchad3739 11 місяців тому +31

      @@woecpya man those 1000 crunches that specifically target your core and oblique’s definitely help with the jaw a thing that can only be strengthened by chewing

    • @woecp
      @woecp 9 місяців тому

      @@ggchad3739 chewing is an exercise

    • @alibeknorbekov5963
      @alibeknorbekov5963 8 місяців тому +2

      Mewing ☝🧏‍♂️🤫

  • @TheAlanRaptor
    @TheAlanRaptor Рік тому +7529

    My man, 1000 crunches is crazy regardless of how long you've been awake.

    • @Luhaim
      @Luhaim Рік тому +29

      I dont think it is, if sombody can actually do crunches its easy work

    • @taxevasion8946
      @taxevasion8946 Рік тому +152

      ​@@Luhaim pretty inefficient

    • @Xenon_177
      @Xenon_177 Рік тому +83

      Thing is it doesn't help at all, u need to reach hypertrophy for the muscle to grow

    • @jamesaskenburg649
      @jamesaskenburg649 Рік тому +40

      Your not doing them right if their that easy

    • @KingSaysHello
      @KingSaysHello Рік тому +19

      @@jamesaskenburg649 don't want to be that guy, but they're*

  • @ryanfirth7820
    @ryanfirth7820 Рік тому +8953

    Bro got a compliment from his grandma and he became narcissistic 💀

  • @lebean1291
    @lebean1291 Рік тому +11140

    I can't believe that Patrick Bateman of all characters is who motivates men to look after themselves

    • @chiken4065
      @chiken4065 Рік тому +154

      Facts

    • @hotwings2169
      @hotwings2169 Рік тому +49

      frfr

    • @tracybodin128
      @tracybodin128 Рік тому +267

      Not men but boys.

    • @juvenileanomie357
      @juvenileanomie357 Рік тому +444

      The true meaning of the film has flown over mens heads since it came out, same with Fight Club.

    • @joepaddy7239
      @joepaddy7239 Рік тому +326

      @@juvenileanomie357I mean, men can relate to him in a way. Society has abandoned them and let men dwell in their own thoughts, nowadays no one cares about their mental health and most of us suck it up, same reason why many of us like Jordan Peterson, he gives our lives value in a world that gives us none.

  • @ZoinksEatAlot
    @ZoinksEatAlot 8 місяців тому +23

    Bro become from this :🤓 to this :🗿

  • @Jokerthechoker22
    @Jokerthechoker22 Рік тому +8325

    “I tried cleaning my face for a week and after a week my face was clean”

    • @Real_BobbertB
      @Real_BobbertB 11 місяців тому +155

      The prophet we needed but didn’t deserve.

    • @pepsico815
      @pepsico815 11 місяців тому +252

      Acne has nothing to do with how clean you are. If that was the case, all dirty homeless people would have bad acne

    • @TruthOverFacts1
      @TruthOverFacts1 11 місяців тому +37

      ⁠@@pepsico815it has to do with how clean your internal system is

    • @pepsico815
      @pepsico815 11 місяців тому +138

      ​@@TruthOverFacts1No it doesn't. It's genetics.

    • @patrickbarks997
      @patrickbarks997 11 місяців тому +18

      I actually read on the NHS website here in the UK that washing your face with very hot or very cold water can make acne worse so I don't find submersing my face into ice water promising 😄

  • @Plutomaster98
    @Plutomaster98 Рік тому +1024

    Bro didn't just lose his acne, he got a whole new facial structure

  • @SuperCrystal69
    @SuperCrystal69 Рік тому +4270

    Bro using the same clips in every short💀

  • @FirdausShaari
    @FirdausShaari 6 місяців тому +12

    "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"

  • @BlueBerry20071
    @BlueBerry20071 Рік тому +1706

    Not only did his acne disappear, his facial structure changed too!

    • @1toxin
      @1toxin Рік тому

      its because of the color water idiot (for the acne)

    • @HiddenEvilStudios
      @HiddenEvilStudios Рік тому +102

      Amazing what Patrick Bateman can do for you.

    • @VeryYesGood
      @VeryYesGood Рік тому +14

      It didn't change the pores in his face tighten and changed complimenting his face structure

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 Рік тому +51

      @@VeryYesGood his chin bone is a different shape bro.

    • @alviz1
      @alviz1 Рік тому

      @@BlueBerry20071 Optical illusion, or maybe just the filter, but you can't change your bones shape no matter what you do... except surgey, but that's cheating

  • @shiningfaceofluzon5594
    @shiningfaceofluzon5594 Рік тому +3596

    Fun fact: Christian Bale ACTUALLY did the routine FOR REAL to prep for the role to get the physicality of Bateman realistically.

    • @SoftTangerineDreams
      @SoftTangerineDreams Рік тому +124

      Christian Bale is a top tier method actor. Respect!

    • @beysmentssecuritycamera6013
      @beysmentssecuritycamera6013 Рік тому +11

      Wdym realistically? Was it based on a book or a real life thing ?? (Js asking)

    • @shiningfaceofluzon5594
      @shiningfaceofluzon5594 Рік тому +88

      The character Patrick Bateman brags about being able to do 1000 crunches every morning. Bale actually did a lot of crunches until he could do 1000+ crunches every morning. The body he has in the movie is what someone who does 1000 crunches every morning looks like supposedly.

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 Рік тому +1

      @@shiningfaceofluzon5594 The movie makes no mention of him being able to do 1000+ crunches. You just completely made that up.

    • @bigbong4790
      @bigbong4790 Рік тому +26

      @@legoyoda9782 nope its actually true if u look that up

  • @tsuki3948
    @tsuki3948 Рік тому +5537

    Bro, the routine even gave him a jawline 🤯

  • @Th3M4LikH3r3
    @Th3M4LikH3r3 7 місяців тому +4

    Legends morning routine :
    1) Wake up 🥱
    2) Gym 🏋🏻
    3) Bath 🚿
    4) Breakfast 🍞

    • @JakeTKZ06
      @JakeTKZ06 2 місяці тому

      Why would you go to the gym before eating?

  • @Choovster
    @Choovster Рік тому +436

    Ultimately, he learned how to take better selfies

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ Рік тому +1140

    I’m crying man, he really posted the same footage 9 times with different text and the algorithm ate it up

    • @mohammedsalahauddin5059
      @mohammedsalahauddin5059 Рік тому

      ​@@Lionzzz11.18.7use chatgpt i guess to improve the title of your videos and post multiple times with different titles

    • @milomaurermusic
      @milomaurermusic Рік тому

      Wdym?

    • @sigmatic__
      @sigmatic__ Рік тому

      @@milomaurermusic Every short on this channel is composed of reused clips and similar themes around a glow up. Feels like he cracked the code and all of them are doing insanely well despite the lack of variety. Too successful to even hate haha.

    • @milomaurermusic
      @milomaurermusic Рік тому

      @@sigmatic__ I’ll be taking notes… I feel like it’s such a skill to be able to make and use and reuse content. Do you have experience doing this or potentially posting across multiple platforms? Anything to stretch it all out

    • @sigmatic__
      @sigmatic__ Рік тому

      @@milomaurermusic It would be conceited of me to pretend I know how to game the content system, but I think this specific example is just an “answer” to what many people (specifically young men) are looking for.
      Bateman Sigma meme + good physique + clear skin is the whole package for most 17-25 year old dudes, I don’t really like to target demographics in content but any personal issue I’d have with it won’t disprove its efficacy, pretty classic marketing strategy

  • @vanitythenolife
    @vanitythenolife Рік тому +261

    My morning routine:
    - wake up after 3 hours of sleep
    - just lay there for 2 hours
    - push myself out of bed
    - collapse after lunch

  • @jacksond5071
    @jacksond5071 Місяць тому +1

    Lets see Paul Allen's morning routine

  • @merryrodriguez1172
    @merryrodriguez1172 Рік тому +1020

    I need 2 hours just to understand that I'm alive and I should exist

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei Рік тому +753

    "Now let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine"

  • @sousukesagara7182
    @sousukesagara7182 Рік тому +798

    Very nice! Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine. 🙂

  • @Bellaswereat
    @Bellaswereat 8 місяців тому +2

    Maybe he said shit but guys believe me , when you put ice in your face it's makes your face healthy and glowing its perfect i have been putting it for 3 months and great result despite i barley use any skin routine just put ice in the morning and sun block thats all and perfect skin

  • @eXJonSnow
    @eXJonSnow Рік тому +8115

    "I faked having acne to make myself look ugly, then pretended that a simple 1 week routine got rid of it, so I could fish for compliments because my vapid life has left me completely empty inside."
    Fixed the title for ya, bro

  • @aayanumair6395
    @aayanumair6395 Рік тому +721

    my man was serious asf

    • @natalie6117
      @natalie6117 11 місяців тому

      Did he STUTTER-?! 😂

  • @samuela100
    @samuela100 Рік тому +12459

    This is my guys whole personality 💀
    (Edit: Nice sigmas 10k ish likes lol)

    • @alex.3514
      @alex.3514 Рік тому +224

      ​​@trashbag no it isn't, its just annoying now

    • @anostar620
      @anostar620 Рік тому +10

      @@alex.3514 block him?

    • @justarandomchad5527
      @justarandomchad5527 Рік тому +4

      @@alex.3514 I want to start seeing him do 6 months progress and stuff

    • @f-empire-8
      @f-empire-8 Рік тому

      @trashbag Is it though?

    • @samuela100
      @samuela100 Рік тому +9

      It’s not motivating he chewed on some gum ran 10km then dipped his face in ice…

  • @user-yh7ix2ow1p
    @user-yh7ix2ow1p 2 місяці тому +1

    A kpop idol could've taught you that with their routine

  • @johnson5058
    @johnson5058 Рік тому +111

    "And after a week, my acne was gone and my jaw line somehow grew sharper"

  • @pink3leph4nt
    @pink3leph4nt Рік тому +904

    30 years later my guy still be making the same short

  • @cabinet9762
    @cabinet9762 Рік тому +3035

    Bro was sucking his jaw every single second of this video

  • @Neiji_SF
    @Neiji_SF 11 місяців тому +6

    “I cleaned myself everyday for a week and ended up clean at the end of the week.” Good talk.

  • @shhh1635
    @shhh1635 Рік тому +639

    The man be waking up at 3 AM everyday to get his morning routine finished

    • @DietDrDoge
      @DietDrDoge Рік тому +3

      Waking up that early is worth it

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr Рік тому

      ​@@DietDrDoge there's a l8mit however. Waking up at 3 is not good. Asking up anywhere before 6 is bad.

    • @DietDrDoge
      @DietDrDoge Рік тому

      @@mpgodjr why is it you say that?

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr Рік тому

      @@DietDrDoge because you need 8 hours of sleep. And unless you have a night job it's useless. The world wakes up at 6.

    • @Doom_Cloud77
      @Doom_Cloud77 Рік тому

      ​@@mpgodjr you don't need 8 hours of sleep. Unless you have a strenuous lifestyle or a very physically demanding job that you do everyday, 6 hours of sleep is plenty. There is no need for the average person to sleep literally 1/3 of every 24 hour period.

  • @maheshvarma6455
    @maheshvarma6455 Рік тому +129

    Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

  • @anulu-momento
    @anulu-momento Рік тому +825

    now recreate his night routine

  • @homunculusgrey2921
    @homunculusgrey2921 2 місяці тому +1

    My favorite type of bug is moth because they're just like me fr fr. They're just a goofy chonky misunderstood butterfly that likes night time and pretty lights.

  • @martavanello984
    @martavanello984 11 місяців тому +3

    dear boy, a miracle is needed for you

  • @ihavenoidea5728
    @ihavenoidea5728 Рік тому +148

    Bros morning is longer than my day

    • @seanplaysgames2551
      @seanplaysgames2551 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah bruh makes it seem like he stays home all day like how tf do you have the time 💀

  • @sharp6942
    @sharp6942 Рік тому +238

    Grandma called him handsome lol😂😂😂

  • @TheScoobisGaming
    @TheScoobisGaming Рік тому +199

    Bros morning routine is to find morning routines to do 💀

  • @Mewn-wu1xd
    @Mewn-wu1xd Рік тому +787

    Bro must be really proud of himself

  • @B0bby1122
    @B0bby1122 Рік тому +951

    Let's give him new video ideas

    • @samfoundinthedumpster3093
      @samfoundinthedumpster3093 Рік тому +29

      Try not to use a Filter or different camera angle on the result

    • @harrymahi2436
      @harrymahi2436 Рік тому +57

      24 hour no breathing challenge 💯

    • @Gavintorres
      @Gavintorres Рік тому

      @@harrymahi2436 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kelpsquad9017
      @kelpsquad9017 Рік тому +1

      @@harrymahi2436 fun fact: no living person has ever completed it before

    • @joogaloo929
      @joogaloo929 Рік тому +2

      @@kelpsquad9017 hold on let me try. I’ll let you know once I reach 24 hours

  • @MeteoriteJoe
    @MeteoriteJoe Рік тому +78

    His daily wake up routine-
    1.go through puberty again.
    2.that’s it.

  • @Fuhrious
    @Fuhrious Місяць тому +2

    My man. Good on you for putting this out there. I wish only the best. Nothing can fill in a chin.

  • @Zhuntovany.Kavalir
    @Zhuntovany.Kavalir Рік тому +424

    Ive tried Patrick Bateman’s morning routine everyday for one week to see he’s literally me.

  • @Deez_editxz6969
    @Deez_editxz6969 Рік тому +125

    Cool now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine👍😊

  • @matthewsalviani9163
    @matthewsalviani9163 7 місяців тому +3

    Let’s see Paul Allen’s morning routine.

  • @JustWagon
    @JustWagon Рік тому +80

    “I performed basic hygiene on myself for a week!”

  • @maximosiii
    @maximosiii Рік тому +361

    And yes, the sit ups are necessary to get rid of acne

  • @Whitehotforever1_
    @Whitehotforever1_ Рік тому +231

    Patrick is the ultimate skin care girly 😫

  • @beatsbycoltin777
    @beatsbycoltin777 Місяць тому

    stretching after your work out is DIABOLICAL 😂😂😂

  • @quev8987
    @quev8987 Рік тому +31

    Bateman's morning routine even made his chin grow

  • @hyxlo_
    @hyxlo_ Рік тому +89

    Most people don’t realize that you will look more attractive if you just take care of yourself

    • @Real_BobbertB
      @Real_BobbertB 11 місяців тому

      That’s just a conspiracy theory against joe Biden and his superior intellect

  • @ceejay8841
    @ceejay8841 Рік тому +28

    The fact that people see Bateman as a role model in any way is terrifying

    • @iwnl-soufle
      @iwnl-soufle Рік тому

      a successful man with good hygiene, work ethic, and consistent excercise. there are worse role models

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi Рік тому +2

      ​@soufle In the movie that is how he views himself. From an outsider pov he is seen as a dorky yuppie.

    • @iwnl-soufle
      @iwnl-soufle Рік тому

      @@Bedhead_Brodi i never said that wasnt true. he works out, has a job with disposable income, and he takes care of himself. dude might be a dork per the book and movie and but my point stands that there are worse role models for people to have.

  • @sirloin9348
    @sirloin9348 3 місяці тому +1

    He may or may not be a deranged serial killer, but he's got a pretty sweet morning routine

  • @feilx5432
    @feilx5432 Рік тому +10864

    My bro literally making same short again and again 💀
    Real Chad 🤣 🌚🗿
    Edit - 11k likes (thank u Chads🗿)

    • @bestofthebest9821
      @bestofthebest9821 Рік тому +10

      Bro. That's for real

    • @jyslergeraldo1839
      @jyslergeraldo1839 Рік тому +23

      Good thing there a botton to not recommend this channel XD

    • @sky_walker118
      @sky_walker118 Рік тому +4

      @@jyslergeraldo1839 😂

    • @ZenCz
      @ZenCz Рік тому +4

      ​@@jyslergeraldo1839 rlly? Where? Where???

    • @Lonewolf71X
      @Lonewolf71X Рік тому +1

      @@ZenCz just click those 3 dots

  • @stokes3557
    @stokes3557 Рік тому +284

    There is no way this guy did 1000 crunches a day for a week straight

  • @Luckyツ
    @Luckyツ Рік тому +413

    The editor needs an Oscar that jawline is chiselled

  • @myartistnameisanalgesicnow
    @myartistnameisanalgesicnow Рік тому +127

    This guy redevelops his acne each day and has to remake his shorts to get rid of it

  • @OmegaBladePE
    @OmegaBladePE Рік тому +493

    The acne is an old photo, his face was clear the whole time 💀💀💀

    • @ultracreador
      @ultracreador 11 місяців тому +10

      Bro. Arruinaste la magia

    • @katymajani
      @katymajani 11 місяців тому +11

      Exactly!

    • @simbiontedelaluz
      @simbiontedelaluz 11 місяців тому +3

      Debes de ser el alma de las fiestas.

    • @dsweet5859
      @dsweet5859 11 місяців тому +14

      @@ultracreador it’s not magic. It’s a blatant lie

    • @Joo.sasori
      @Joo.sasori 11 місяців тому

      ​@@dsweet5859el alma de la fiesta

  • @HonkChamp
    @HonkChamp Рік тому +60

    This guy took a few good pictures and made it his entire personality

  • @MEOW_STAR101
    @MEOW_STAR101 4 місяці тому +1

    My morning routine
    1. Wake up
    2. Eat breakfast
    3. Brush teeth
    4. Use bathroom
    5. Go back to sleep

  • @Castratedbydeepfryer
    @Castratedbydeepfryer Рік тому +122

    Bro looks like a side character in The Lorax💀💀💀💀

    • @Sbrabson04
      @Sbrabson04 11 місяців тому +4

      I’m weak 😂😂💀

    • @coureyb1808
      @coureyb1808 9 місяців тому +1

      LOL 😂

  • @N8vHippi
    @N8vHippi Рік тому +352

    Literally just the cold water that helped the acne. It’s such an underrated routine but works so well.

    • @tushigtushig8695
      @tushigtushig8695 Рік тому +7

      For real?

    • @N8vHippi
      @N8vHippi Рік тому +35

      @@tushigtushig8695 Yup I started doing it everyday after workouts in high school and it’s kept my face clean till this day.

    • @maurixd320
      @maurixd320 Рік тому +8

      How long (how time i need to put My face in the water with ice) and how i need to do it?

    • @ikniz1807
      @ikniz1807 Рік тому +4

      I want to know too

    • @mdyeahia-ww7rq
      @mdyeahia-ww7rq Рік тому +12

      False. Keeping your face clean and not oily will get rid of acne.

  • @prasenjitsanyal887
    @prasenjitsanyal887 Рік тому +2

    Very good!!.... Just don't get crazy bro ;)

  • @OsamaZynLadenFr
    @OsamaZynLadenFr Рік тому +31

    He really just took two photos a different camera angles and said he did something😂😂😂

    • @CrustedPork
      @CrustedPork Рік тому +1

      Not even different angles. The last photo is just full edited. Look at his fucking jawline in the first and second LOLOL.

    • @KR-tk8fe
      @KR-tk8fe Рік тому

      Fr most of it is camera angles. Rarely does anyone look good with a downward side profile. The second photo is a way to make most people attractive, but my man definitely added some filters on that bitch 😂

  • @santoscortez223
    @santoscortez223 Рік тому +35

    "And after my morning routine I made a reservation for Dorsia and returned some video tapes"

  • @CHOAS_STAR8
    @CHOAS_STAR8 Рік тому +31

    Bro turned to a gigachad ☠️ 💀

  • @gerardotorres2949
    @gerardotorres2949 3 місяці тому +1

    Brother was flexing the entire video 😂

  • @Kolveq
    @Kolveq Рік тому +60

    How to go to jail in 1 week Speedrun

  • @christiankylepinlac6038
    @christiankylepinlac6038 Рік тому +260

    My morning routine “wake up, take a shit, back to bed and sleep.”

  • @shinyzoroark.
    @shinyzoroark. Рік тому +153

    His morning routine: Get up
    Post the short with a different voice over
    repeat

  • @chriscarson94
    @chriscarson94 Місяць тому +1

    EVERYONE LOOK AT MY MUSCLES, LOOK AT MY FACE, LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE