THE HERO WE NEED | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 2

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +13258

    This was uploaded last night.... youtube still hasn't processed to 1080p.... good job team!

    • @Dreemr_
      @Dreemr_ 7 років тому +98

      feelsbad

    • @yoshae8076
      @yoshae8076 7 років тому +37

      >_< Why

    • @toxicexecute
      @toxicexecute 7 років тому +75

      is it gonna be fixed?

    • @onthisfartingrind
      @onthisfartingrind 7 років тому +37

      jacksepticeye it's ok

    • @linoc10
      @linoc10 7 років тому +36

      jacksepticeye new facefilters on Instagram today

  • @KraylebStudios
    @KraylebStudios 5 років тому +4129

    I'm so glad that the head Priest guy actually told the two pedophiles off instead of just denying it

    • @wolof97
      @wolof97 4 роки тому +556

      I mean in the episode he was the only priest who wasn't a pedophile.

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 роки тому +87

      I think that that was just so they could not get punished for making fun of the Catholic Church or something

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 4 роки тому +83

      @@sonnyfox60 nah for a long time media’s made the jokes

    •  4 роки тому

      @@wolof97 what

    • @silverhollowshadow7855
      @silverhollowshadow7855 3 роки тому +32

      The bar is so low xD

  • @pastelsparadox
    @pastelsparadox 5 років тому +4679

    Jack's uncomfortable expressions during the fight with the priests were the funniest parts of the video

    • @Jimthemoth
      @Jimthemoth 4 роки тому +33

      Pastels Paradox actually they’re pedophiles

    • @moth4987
      @moth4987 4 роки тому +129

      @@Jimthemoth obviously, that's the joke.

    • @pastelsparadox
      @pastelsparadox 4 роки тому +21

      @@evi_lution EXPRESSIONS and PARTS, plural...

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 4 роки тому +23

      @George Bartleson Dont forget that...SPEED IS KEY!!!!!

    • @eatyourcereal7257
      @eatyourcereal7257 4 роки тому +3

      Emerson Guevara your not funny

  • @MR-MARSHALL
    @MR-MARSHALL 6 років тому +4550

    "The other video was age restricted and I don't know why!"
    Me: *Looks inside Cartman's Journal*

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 4 роки тому +85

      Good point

    • @nostylenograce
      @nostylenograce 4 роки тому +9

      Sniperboy 101 wow

    • @presqueezedlemons7170
      @presqueezedlemons7170 4 роки тому +24

      Then how did I get through it a few years ago

    • @freeps9993
      @freeps9993 4 роки тому +9

      @@presqueezedlemons7170 ik right

    • @vikkp
      @vikkp 4 роки тому +28

      Comment: one year ago Replies: 4 days ago

  • @legallypumpkin
    @legallypumpkin 4 роки тому +2288

    The dialogue calling your parents happens whether you choose cis or trans lol, he legit calls your parents telling them you’re a cisgender male

    • @J-leaf
      @J-leaf Рік тому +385

      He'll call your parents twice if you say you're Trans Female. First the female because in the last game Stick of Truth you were automatically a boy. But in here you can choose what gender. So if you pick female, well Mackey just calls your parents asking them if the King was a Queen all along. And then when you tell him you're also Trans, he calls your parents asking them if you were the King before or after the surgery.

    • @seandoesnpcshit
      @seandoesnpcshit Рік тому +8

      @@J-leafwhat does the last part mean

    • @J-leaf
      @J-leaf Рік тому

      @@seandoesnpcshit If you say you're trans after saying you're female. Mackay is gonna call your parents yet again asking if you were a boy in Stick of Truth or if you were always a trans-girl all along.

    • @saturn_ringzz
      @saturn_ringzz Рік тому +47

      @@seandoesnpcshitthe last part means if he had surgery to change his apperance, and is transgender, and the other one means if he is trans but didnt have surgery or changed apperance

    • @cicibaba-vm3me
      @cicibaba-vm3me Рік тому +4

      Too late man

  • @jackthewartortle9523
    @jackthewartortle9523 6 років тому +4137

    Isn’t it weird that we never see Sean and Jackyboy man in the same place at the same time?

  • @fernelleleo1373
    @fernelleleo1373 4 роки тому +1055

    Jack: I’ll do mosquito than.
    Also jack: *Does every Mission before that*

    • @huntersmith2355
      @huntersmith2355 3 роки тому +20

      @@jenaweightman4322 he could he didn't know you had to use the alley

    • @Riftsrunner
      @Riftsrunner Рік тому +3

      ​@@huntersmith2355 He was supposed to go the taco shop to learn how to do crafting to make new items and consumable.

  • @earthdoragon2540
    @earthdoragon2540 6 років тому +421

    I love when Craig gets healed he says “thanks mom”

  • @ShadeFireHeart
    @ShadeFireHeart 5 років тому +2043

    If Mackey was a secret boss: "You've M'd your last Kay"

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому +56

      You've kay'd your last m

    • @darkcreeperanimations3543
      @darkcreeperanimations3543 4 роки тому +56

      You've m'd your last Kay, mkay?

    • @zaiahbug982
      @zaiahbug982 4 роки тому +36

      @Seth Herschman don't do drugs mkay. Drugs are bad mkay so don't do drugs. Mkay

    • @Jimthemoth
      @Jimthemoth 4 роки тому +16

      You’ve ay’d your last mk

    • @Jimthemoth
      @Jimthemoth 4 роки тому +9

      @Seth Herschman mkay

  • @No-Name0087
    @No-Name0087 6 років тому +1388

    Priest: "hide and seek huh, do I get a kiss if I find you?"
    Sean: "No, you get a fist up the ass."
    Me: "He would probably enjoy that, actually."

    • @charjohn2468
      @charjohn2468 5 років тому +29

      No Name that’s what I was thinking

    • @powerplayer5807
      @powerplayer5807 5 років тому +4

      shut it you sound like jackyboy wonder

    • @valentinoestreich8934
      @valentinoestreich8934 5 років тому +13

      I thought the same thing

    • @whinottoonish
      @whinottoonish 5 років тому +21

      We all saw those beads, we all know they’d like it

    • @CentreMetre
      @CentreMetre 5 років тому +18

      And when jack said: “oh you suck”
      I was like: “yeah he probably does”

  • @Sidednator
    @Sidednator 6 років тому +539

    27:16
    Jimmy: You have three seconds of Glory
    Guy: **Beep**
    Jimmy: **dies**

  • @kneecaps8281
    @kneecaps8281 6 років тому +252

    Jack: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME! 27:17
    {Jimmy dies}
    Jack: NO JIMMY!!!!!

  • @Kell.133
    @Kell.133 5 років тому +874

    I like how it says that you have to have something you’re weak against, after playing the game myself and looking at Cartman weakness, it says none.
    Damn Cartman invisible then

    • @bingbong6507
      @bingbong6507 4 роки тому +29

      yup because cartman is a jerk!!! nO WAY!!!!!

    • @KasunaInsanity
      @KasunaInsanity 4 роки тому +46

      I noticed that too, it irritated me lol

    • @loganstewart7105
      @loganstewart7105 4 роки тому +8

      Your profile pic's cute!

    • @paint1238
      @paint1238 4 роки тому +9

      @@loganstewart7105 simp??

    • @loganstewart7105
      @loganstewart7105 4 роки тому +13

      @@paint1238 simping is giving a random freak money in the hopes that she'll love you!!! Not a legitimate compliment! Fuck off!!!

  • @TheSchokodragon
    @TheSchokodragon 7 років тому +182

    I couldn't stop giggling when the quirky acapella-music from the counselor's office glitched and kept playing way into the next scenes and battle xD

  • @Haru-fq4ze
    @Haru-fq4ze 7 років тому +481

    *Jimmy does super cool ultimate*
    *Proceeds to die after final hit*
    top 10 anime deaths

    • @M0lot0v97
      @M0lot0v97 7 років тому +14

      Jimmy: The s-s- speed force...It calls out to me...

    • @NoraHyrule
      @NoraHyrule 7 років тому +10

      "NOOOO, JIMMY!"

    • @sqwooshh
      @sqwooshh 7 років тому

      This is exactly what I was thinking

  • @illogicalbear6200
    @illogicalbear6200 7 років тому +1827

    People are missing an obvious Joke here. No matter what you are, people will still hate you.

    • @sansleightheskeleton9618
      @sansleightheskeleton9618 7 років тому +19

      Brian Halphin agreed!

    • @aubree8234
      @aubree8234 7 років тому +25

      Julien Renouf i guess jack is stupid for supporting it?

    • @alotalextalks
      @alotalextalks 7 років тому +147

      that's so true. no matter what kind of gender you are or what gender you wanna be, their will be people out there who will hate you for it.

    • @Spookdog
      @Spookdog 7 років тому +125

      Julien Renouf well yeah, if you are born a boy but have a girl body you're still a boy :p that's how it works. Being trans isn't "wanting to be x gender", it's your brain being designed for one gender but your body being different. Look it up, kid. Stop telling other people how to live there lives when 1. It doesn't effect you at all and 2. You don't even know anything about being trans lol

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 7 років тому +3

      Brian Halphin those guys were just drunk.

  • @silencer5968
    @silencer5968 5 років тому +3217

    I love how South Park, of all things, is more progressive than most other people I am around.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 5 років тому +132

      What do you mean by that? South park is 100% for freedom of speech since the beginning. People have a problem with 'issue' then South park makes fun of 'issue.' It's never changed. South Park mocks disabled people, disrespects every religion it can think of, aired an episode with repeated use of the n-word, viciously mocked trans people, made a main character virulently anti-Semitic, and generally holds itself up as a show that “offends” people, regardless of who those people may be.
      The only thing they've never seemed to make fun of were libertarians.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 5 років тому +22

      @Goddess 18 The first poster seems to be condescending of South Park by adding the 'of all things' remark. It shouldn't be a surprise that South park is progressive or even more progressive than most people around.
      It's easier to just point a finger and say they don't make jokes about Libertarians because they don't make fun of their own political views. (Or really that's the problem with them not making a joke about it)

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 5 років тому +6

      @John Smitty I don't think you know what the original poster meant when they used the word progressive.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 5 років тому +21

      @John Smitty I'm fairly certain the original poster meant progressive as in how South Park uses whatever language and ideas they want in their show regardless of what is deemed 'socially appropriate' for the times.
      That seems to be pretty progressive no?

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 4 роки тому +6

      @@bradleymoore2797 because libertarians are a joke (to be honest, in the point that someone can't accept their political-economical way have deffects and needs of other political-eco ways to complement their owns it's in my point of view a political clown)

  • @CreoTan
    @CreoTan 7 років тому +613

    I wonder if Craig is immune to being charmed by the raisins girls lmao

    • @astrolis2657
      @astrolis2657 7 років тому +55

      I LOVE THAT HES GAY HHH

    • @darkultra9605
      @darkultra9605 7 років тому +12

      Creo no he can still get charmed

    • @CreoTan
      @CreoTan 7 років тому +63

      I figured, but it would've been cool if he wasn't!

    • @darkultra9605
      @darkultra9605 7 років тому +42

      Creo I know it kinda annoyed me that he's somehow charmed by girls

    • @SoulFoodBento
      @SoulFoodBento 6 років тому +2

      he is because im not gay myself but i support any decision that doesnt go against human moral

  • @123tatirox
    @123tatirox 7 років тому +743

    This game has reinforced my love for Craig. Best boy.

  • @airachica
    @airachica 2 роки тому +292

    20:22
    "No, you're gonna get a fucking fist in your ass!"
    I'm sorry to tell you this, Jack, but some people do not consider that a threat 😂

  • @Necroticss
    @Necroticss 5 років тому +221

    I love how it’s like “GO JIMMY “ then he does like a super cool move then he just flops that is so funny

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka13 5 років тому +270

    That animation of Jimmy running never fails to make me giggle

  • @airi_editz5297
    @airi_editz5297 6 років тому +544

    Craig: *Headbutts Chaos minions*
    Craig:* Almost knocks himself out after headbutting them*

  • @rawr-senpai5399
    @rawr-senpai5399 4 роки тому +106

    44:08 It was actually inspired of the powerpuff girls theme! It was an easter egg discovered a year after it was released! meaning you found it before anyone!

  • @margaret_adelle
    @margaret_adelle 7 років тому +185

    "You really shouldn't pee when you're on fire."
    Jack gives the best advice.

    • @captain_swaggin4065
      @captain_swaggin4065 7 років тому +1

      Call Me Nefret well yeah then your pees gonna burn

    • @OolFROSTYloOEone2
      @OolFROSTYloOEone2 7 років тому +2

      Pissing on yourself, or someone else pissing on you actually puts out the fire. Have you ever heard the phrase "I wouldn't even piss on you if you was on fire"

  • @unluckycharms3847
    @unluckycharms3847 6 років тому +464

    DAMN
    Priest Maxi: step in and confront your deepest fears.
    *ad comes on*

  • @BorzoiSpotProductions
    @BorzoiSpotProductions 6 років тому +1170

    JackieBoyMan confirmed for Infinity War 2
    Global Suicide Rate Drops To 0%

    • @pengudiegu
      @pengudiegu 6 років тому +8

      Actual Fucking Garbage beautiful

    • @zTowerDive
      @zTowerDive 6 років тому +8

      Can wait to get my tickets!

    • @kidscuevas-tienda7984
      @kidscuevas-tienda7984 6 років тому +3

      Lets buy our tickets right now!!!!!!

    • @fxglider
      @fxglider 6 років тому +4

      @This Guy Did you go to KIndergarten?

    • @tylerfallon4089
      @tylerfallon4089 6 років тому +2

      2 mintets later 😧🔫

  • @slubls
    @slubls 5 років тому +440

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    Jackyboyman is bacc

    • @godlydestruction2741
      @godlydestruction2741 5 років тому +2

      Dont steal dan tdms iron golems

    • @slubls
      @slubls 5 років тому

      Wut

    • @erikstill5930
      @erikstill5930 4 роки тому

      Wait, when was Jackie Boi man first introduced?

    • @Jellyman4
      @Jellyman4 4 роки тому

      @@erikstill5930
      Lol idk Im pretty sure it was this vid tho

    • @erikstill5930
      @erikstill5930 4 роки тому

      @@Jellyman4 it was a different video

  • @connormaxwell500
    @connormaxwell500 7 років тому +1408

    Jackyboyman 2: the sequel.

    • @NotReallyMatsu
      @NotReallyMatsu 7 років тому +12

      Connor Maxwell jackyboyman 3: the prequel.

    • @myartisticdisaster8734
      @myartisticdisaster8734 7 років тому +2

      It's really the third

    • @ateenwholovesanime1936
      @ateenwholovesanime1936 7 років тому +3

      I WHOULD LOVE JACKSEPTICEYE THE MOVIE STRING JACKSEPTICEYE STICKY BOMES AND JACKABOYMAN ALSO BADASS JACKSEPTICEYE AKA EVIL SIDE OF JACK

    • @kazwhateley5355
      @kazwhateley5355 7 років тому

      Whoa.

    • @derpburp3445
      @derpburp3445 7 років тому

      Connor Maxwell, I would definitely watch that

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 5 років тому +272

    Towelie : * says a tip *
    Jacksepticeye : SHUT UP TOWELIE!!

  • @ninjafaux5362
    @ninjafaux5362 7 років тому +180

    I died at these lines...
    "I'm out of fucks to give."
    and,
    "My fist is going so far up your ass i'll be able to help you floss."
    xD

    • @unclegrimsley839
      @unclegrimsley839 7 років тому +2

      NinjaFaux leave it to Craig

    • @ninjafaux5362
      @ninjafaux5362 7 років тому

      so true

    • @thatonechild0465
      @thatonechild0465 7 років тому +2

      Is it on the video? If so, when? I must have missed it.

    • @Electivedrop
      @Electivedrop 3 роки тому

      The "was that a sonic bom or just their jaw cracking?" quote was great too

  • @yasser3268
    @yasser3268 4 роки тому +145

    2014: speakable kid at the end in the stick of truth
    2017: The most unspeakable kid in fractured but whole

  • @holdenyouroldpal.9300
    @holdenyouroldpal.9300 5 років тому +117

    "slow and steady breaks a face"
    "hes safe "
    XD

  • @thespectre4627
    @thespectre4627 7 років тому +66

    My god I love Jimmy's "special attack", he looks so funny running with his crutches toward the screen.

  • @skrear9295
    @skrear9295 7 років тому +233

    "Jackaboy Man"
    I would shove a 100$ to get a ticket to a movie like that

    • @gl7613
      @gl7613 7 років тому +2

      ME TOO but it would be pg13 and im 7 yrs old

    • @thatonechild0465
      @thatonechild0465 7 років тому

      Same

    • @melow8944
      @melow8944 7 років тому +2

      Nieves Tifa you're 7?? Why are you watching this?!

    • @agabe3104
      @agabe3104 7 років тому +2

      Me-low's festive pancakes Terrell I mean I watched south park when I was 7

    • @emilydavidson6055
      @emilydavidson6055 7 років тому

      Nieves Tifa I’m 11 and I’d watch it :)

  • @123BonnieFan
    @123BonnieFan 3 роки тому +51

    The music continuously playing despite not being in the office was making me laugh more then I should’ve

  • @smolsmile5254
    @smolsmile5254 5 років тому +893

    Priest: “Do I get a kiss if I find you?”
    Jack: “no you get a fist in you ass”
    ...I think he would like that Sean 😂

  • @marshmellow9281
    @marshmellow9281 7 років тому +416

    LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! ITS JACKABOY (tm and copyright all rights reserved)!!!

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 7 років тому

      Matt Smith lol

    • @vaeharm
      @vaeharm 7 років тому +3

      I commented something like this before you so you cant claim it lol

  • @Ari_C
    @Ari_C 7 років тому +87

    Jimmy: You okay Super Craig?
    Craig: Sure. I'm fucking fabulous.
    Craig is literally the best. 😂

  • @brody9054
    @brody9054 4 роки тому +174

    Jack 2 years ago: man why did the first part of this get age restricted?!
    Also jack 2 years ago: *shows notebook of weiners and sex*

  • @MysticMimikyu355
    @MysticMimikyu355 7 років тому +404

    Jacky Boy Man™ is back and ready to kick all the ass!

  • @2ethefirst318
    @2ethefirst318 7 років тому +147

    That break Jack took was really worth it! I'm loving the new videos

    • @vaeharm
      @vaeharm 7 років тому +1

      Same! He seems happier.

  • @xXMishxYoonaXx
    @xXMishxYoonaXx 7 років тому +154

    Couldn’t help but laugh as the stupid music from Mr Mackeys office wouldn’t stop playing omg 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @RoganEzaric
      @RoganEzaric 7 років тому +3

      The song from the Cash for Gold episode

    • @kadenstructures_ks
      @kadenstructures_ks 7 років тому +1

      Mr Mackey? Like, ROTC Instructor Sargrant Mackey?!

  • @5swordslockinghorns
    @5swordslockinghorns 4 роки тому +31

    The music glitching and playing way longer than it was supposed to made me laugh way harder than it should’ve

  • @selene9371
    @selene9371 7 років тому +765

    That intro tho 10/10

  • @ShadowRevya9
    @ShadowRevya9 7 років тому +696

    “The transgender option is just a reference to an episode, not an endorsement.”
    And how does that same episode end? “Anybody who has a problem with transgender people will have to use the special bathroom designed to keep them away from the normal people who don’t care.”

    • @devonfonal5310
      @devonfonal5310 7 років тому +15

      seems ok to me

    • @ShadowRevya9
      @ShadowRevya9 7 років тому +55

      I love that ep too, had a real catchy song. I don't understand your question though, I didn't say being ok with trans people is bad. That's a good thing!

    • @RoseOnFire
      @RoseOnFire 6 років тому +1

      @@ShadowRevya9 what episode is that?

    • @ShadowRevya9
      @ShadowRevya9 6 років тому +7

      The Cissy

    • @djcawwwub5295
      @djcawwwub5295 4 роки тому +7

      That was a good episode

  • @galuxius1861
    @galuxius1861 6 років тому +429

    I see people talking about how this should be age restricted so I came up with a step by step guide how to parent
    1. Check up on your child
    2. That's not the kid.... that's a bottle of vodka
    3. And now you're drinking, ok well check up on the kid now
    4. You passed them
    5. And you just walked out the door ok.
    Maybe this step by step guide didn't help

    • @Hunterdash559
      @Hunterdash559 5 років тому +36

      Instructions unclear. My toaster is on fire now.

    • @Sad_Salad_
      @Sad_Salad_ 5 років тому +19

      Haha funny one Karen! I sent this to Margaret and she loved it! I’m inviting Bob over for dinner next week.

    • @erniegangmember4445
      @erniegangmember4445 5 років тому +3

      Yeet

    • @ytjazz1011
      @ytjazz1011 5 років тому +11

      Galuxius I think your instructions is a little crap cause a random guy’s house is now 🔥 lit. I swear it was, not, me I only had 4 bottles

    • @shade08538
      @shade08538 5 років тому +1

      Galuxius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samthehypotheticaldad
    @samthehypotheticaldad 4 роки тому +603

    I’m a transgender teenager and I just gotta say, the counselor’s questions for the parents may not be accurate to my experience with school counselors, but they sure as hell are accurate to my experience with total strangers who find out I’m trans.

    • @samthehypotheticaldad
      @samthehypotheticaldad 4 роки тому +54

      But like the ones that are clueless but mean well.

    • @ratboycore
      @ratboycore 4 роки тому +31

      RIGHT??? it's so accurate like what

    • @lucentjad2941
      @lucentjad2941 4 роки тому +64

      The joke is that people will be mad at what you are no matter what you pick it had nothing to do with being trans

    • @ΟΑυγολεμονος
      @ΟΑυγολεμονος 4 роки тому +3

      @@lucentjad2941 Except of you pick straight

    • @ΟΑυγολεμονος
      @ΟΑυγολεμονος 4 роки тому +5

      Well okay they are not accurate with your experience..... so what? What does your comment exactly mean? I am assuming they didn't had experience with that kind of stuff the developers just went with the most suitable option

  • @semicolonsigil7110
    @semicolonsigil7110 7 років тому +32

    27:22 When you're late to the bus but realize it's a Saturday

  • @heartyblueshellsnail6008
    @heartyblueshellsnail6008 7 років тому +489

    He’s called fastpass because his disability gets him to skip lines on rides and shit

  • @DeathsinkTV
    @DeathsinkTV 7 років тому +67

    No one is gonna mention that the three Raisins girls JackieBoyman has to fight are like totally the POWERPUFF GIRLS!! They even play some kind of parody version of the original shows opening theme!
    C'mon i cant be the only one hearing it!

    • @mossmortis
      @mossmortis 7 років тому +3

      DeathsinkTV Yeeess! I was looking for this comment! I agree.

  • @OneLilSpark
    @OneLilSpark 5 років тому +49

    me during the first few fights: JIMMY IS FRAGILE STOP PUTTING HIM IN THE FRONT

  • @abrikazam9993
    @abrikazam9993 7 років тому +32

    "Time to fulfill my duties"
    Continues to take a huge deuce in random peoples houses

    • @imschleep8571
      @imschleep8571 6 років тому +1

      Matthew Williams well yeah he’s fulfilling his “dUtiEs”

  • @cubanonda_sauce
    @cubanonda_sauce 4 роки тому +876

    Who else rewatched this series while 2020 is going to hell?

    • @bingbong6507
      @bingbong6507 4 роки тому +5

      im replaying the game too.

    • @mycatisexists4293
      @mycatisexists4293 4 роки тому

      @@bingbong6507 I should replay it too

    • @bingbong6507
      @bingbong6507 4 роки тому +3

      @@mycatisexists4293 yeah it's hilarious. i didn't even really remember anything from it so it was like playing a whole new game.

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 4 роки тому

      Me

    • @thrutheinferno
      @thrutheinferno 4 роки тому

      I’m doing that right now,,,, at 5:00 AM

  • @Usamicoded
    @Usamicoded 7 років тому +74

    I'm glad part 1 one of this isn't restricted for me
    I'm glad I can watch forever and ever and ever

    • @Donglator
      @Donglator 7 років тому +1

      plz no hak my computr

    • @StarstruckTundra
      @StarstruckTundra 7 років тому

      Hacker cat on the loose please don't shoot a missile at me

    • @StarstruckTundra
      @StarstruckTundra 7 років тому

      Warning, Hacker cat on the loose

    • @sevensees
      @sevensees 7 років тому

      69 likes XD

  • @MilestoneKestrel24
    @MilestoneKestrel24 2 роки тому +7

    Just gotta say, the way Jimmy died at 27:27 is perfectly framed like a death in a movie or something 😂. Seriously, right after he used his ultimate, the chaos minion blows up and kills him. Also, the way Jimmy goes still with a shocked expression before “dying” only makes it better. Perfect movie death right there.

  • @LunarPurin
    @LunarPurin 7 років тому +252

    When Jackaboy man has a red suit, a blue mask and green hair...
    Anyone ever heard of the powerpuff girls?

    • @BroomCEO
      @BroomCEO 7 років тому +4

      L O L

    • @ghostlygirlchronicles.
      @ghostlygirlchronicles. 6 років тому +3

      LMAO!

    • @crystalandcrew4495
      @crystalandcrew4495 6 років тому +4

      GD Lunarpotato you are saying he is all powerpuff girls in disguise as a man? Wooooooooowwwwwwwww AMAZING!

    • @O_frggy
      @O_frggy 6 років тому +4

      GD Lunarpotato meeeeee!

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 6 років тому +1

      Well, considering Blossom wore *pink*, no.

  • @akimshelkov
    @akimshelkov 6 років тому +99

    I'm still curious about Jackaboy Man's identity. There are just NO clues anywhere to help us find out who he really is!

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 5 років тому +5

      @@mayi8426 nah man OBVIOUSLY he is Markaplier!

    • @chevroletgaming1576
      @chevroletgaming1576 5 років тому +5

      What if jackaboy man is secretly beastmaster64

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 5 років тому +2

      @@romanminaster5180 mate, OBVIOUSLY, Jackieboyman is our good friend Michelle Obama

    • @thanosbrub9136
      @thanosbrub9136 5 років тому +1

      I dont care about what you feel and f you hey man spoilers i’m only on season 6 episode 9 please man

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 2 роки тому +1

      I heard he's thelegend27.

  • @esscee96
    @esscee96 7 років тому +29

    Oh man that Powerpuff Girls theme that starts playing xD 41:26 Completely even forgot the show existed. Nostalgic :'D

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 5 років тому +131

    Jackaboy man. 50% Jack. 50% boy. 50% man. Also 200% Irish. Wait, that's 350%. Ah well.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 років тому

      @Flare foxy and the more organs to harvest

    • @scarf2717
      @scarf2717 5 років тому +1

      @@n1thecaptain965youwannarunthatbymeagain?

    • @savagewolf6722
      @savagewolf6722 5 років тому +4

      50% Gaelic gladiator

    • @thatdeadbraincell7526
      @thatdeadbraincell7526 4 роки тому

      N1 the captain reality’s rules are nonexistent with jackaboy man

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot the 200% Irish

  • @Sefraca
    @Sefraca 7 років тому +517

    we need this intro in every video now

  • @77motor
    @77motor 7 років тому +65

    Is it sad that just now I realize why they call Jimmy Fastpass? They fucking use him to get on rides faster...

    • @emilybrucia1291
      @emilybrucia1291 7 років тому +2

      TheyTookAllTheGoodNames ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddd 😂😂😂

    • @sawychuck9797
      @sawychuck9797 7 років тому +1

      IM DYING THAGS HILARIOUS

    • @jerhald3253
      @jerhald3253 6 років тому +2

      TheyTookAllTheGoodNames No... No... NO... NOOOOO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @pyreneesgal5823
      @pyreneesgal5823 6 років тому

      +TheyTookAllTheGoodNames I didn't realize that until now. Omg I see the light.

  • @leonasnake
    @leonasnake 7 років тому +183

    Can we just agree that the UA-cam comment section of a south park game played by a kind Irishman with lots of energy is not the place to debate serious topics
    There's places for that, this, however isn't one, its an escape from the controversy and harsh reality of life as a free thinking being
    Let's all chill and have some laughs, ok?

  • @Jellyman4
    @Jellyman4 4 роки тому +19

    14:20
    Lol I like how Craig just randomly flips ppl off

  • @Lee-hr2pf
    @Lee-hr2pf 7 років тому +141

    Person: Who's your favourite super hero?
    Me: Jackiboyman
    Person: Who?
    Me: Jack....iboy....MAN!

  • @nickanator576
    @nickanator576 7 років тому +74

    Whenever he does a Jackaboyman video he needs to say JACKABOYMAN AWAYYYYYYY for his outro like this so jack can see it

  • @joaquimgianini1234
    @joaquimgianini1234 3 роки тому +9

    27:08 When he does all that and dies at the ends always gets me

  • @anemicangusbeef
    @anemicangusbeef 7 років тому +79

    Ah yes my favorite game is uhh
    *reads smudged handwriting*
    The Friction Butthole

    • @Darkshade_01
      @Darkshade_01 7 років тому

      A N G I E fractured

    • @masoncantrell7855
      @masoncantrell7855 6 років тому +2

      Robert Guajardo that's the joke...

    • @blazeflamegames
      @blazeflamegames 5 років тому

      Robert Guajardo earth was a mistake

    • @bluepearl4624
      @bluepearl4624 3 роки тому

      @@blazeflamegames indeed. I would like to recreate the Cluster.

  • @MrHalosfan2002
    @MrHalosfan2002 7 років тому +202

    That's right super craaaig is gay

  • @_quake_arts_
    @_quake_arts_ 6 років тому +53

    Your fast transport is fully oper- op- operat- GOOD TO GO.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 років тому +2

      Jimmy is the best.

  • @pustak7202
    @pustak7202 3 роки тому +9

    i love how in the stick of truth Jack hated Jimmy and didn't want to use him at all, and now he absolutely adores my boi Jimmy

  • @YouHaveLostTheGame
    @YouHaveLostTheGame 6 років тому +34

    *SLAP* Bottom of the evening from me lassies
    (The opposite of jack's normal intro)

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 7 років тому +167

    The superhero we need is Captain SPEEEEEED IS KEEEEEYY

  • @aer2856
    @aer2856 5 років тому +36

    Craig has got to be my favourite character

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому +2

      Mines Kenny but Craig's my 2nd!

    • @tredwan291
      @tredwan291 3 роки тому

      Defo would be top 5 if he wasnt a battyboy

    • @carcinoVantas
      @carcinoVantas 3 роки тому +1

      @@tredwan291 WE'VE GOT A HOMOPHOBE!!!! GET EM BOYS

  • @icouldntthinkifenything2568
    @icouldntthinkifenything2568 5 років тому +36

    When he said alowed you to confront your deepest fear it came up with and anime ad I thought anime was is fear for a sec

  • @etzliadora
    @etzliadora 6 років тому +50

    Jack: I have 15 might
    My mind: ALLLLLLL MIGHT

    • @kiwichan456
      @kiwichan456 4 роки тому +2

      YOUNG MIDORIYA! NO! THIS IS THE WRONG FANDOM!

    • @thatdeadbraincell7526
      @thatdeadbraincell7526 4 роки тому +1

      Kiwi Chan GO BACK YOUNG MIDORYA DO YOUR HOMEWORK

    • @foxboy278
      @foxboy278 4 роки тому +1

      Mar Mar perfect

  • @thisisblu6871
    @thisisblu6871 7 років тому +21

    I love when Jack really embraces his egos.

  • @Jakersbox
    @Jakersbox 7 років тому +37

    Jacky...boy...man? XD
    Line: IS HE A BOY OR IS HE A MAN... HE'S JACKYBOYMAN!

  • @litelittlel3000
    @litelittlel3000 5 років тому +25

    25:00 NoW ThAtS A LoT oF damage

  • @drucaptiosus7239
    @drucaptiosus7239 7 років тому +12

    If there's something strange. In you're neighborhood. Who thou gonna call? JACKABOY MAN!!!!!!!!

  • @astralluna16
    @astralluna16 6 років тому +22

    11:38 I thought Jack was gonna say "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!" I wish Jack said that I would have died if he did

  • @itzmanny9319
    @itzmanny9319 7 років тому +42

    Screw Spider-Man. Mommy buy me a Jackaboy plushy. PWEASE

    • @stingray201
      @stingray201 6 років тому +1

      ONLY FOR 20.99!!! (Plus another 3000 dollars.)

  • @iamarne5719
    @iamarne5719 Рік тому +7

    not gonna lie, when i saw the options in the schoolcouncler part i started smiling.
    thnx south park and thnx jackyboy

  • @oofta.gaming
    @oofta.gaming 7 років тому +193

    Who else just got hyped when they seen this?

  • @ejs6706
    @ejs6706 7 років тому +12

    20:22 Jack, he might like that though.

  • @bro_son3086
    @bro_son3086 7 років тому +470

    Fuck ya, Jacky Boy Man tm is back in action. Ready to kick ass, when there is crime

    • @antisepticeyeandjackseptic495
      @antisepticeyeandjackseptic495 7 років тому +5

      I had a dream. i was batman. i was trying to get a cure for the septiceye cancer.then i ended up being harleey quinns boy friend
      then I ended up in a house with harleey quinn and allot of super villans. then some one named sofia came. she tried to sass me. and harleey came said her name with a w at the end. then she ran out side a bunch of swat man came the villans kicked their ass. and I had no fuckin clue wat was happening. plz like

  • @maxinerhianaeusebio9893
    @maxinerhianaeusebio9893 4 роки тому +15

    19:04
    Jack:*fighting priests*
    Me: *ignores the whole fight while looking at the yaoi photo*

  • @belen1059
    @belen1059 7 років тому +110

    pam param papapa papapapam pam papam papa papaparam

    • @tacocat5656
      @tacocat5656 7 років тому +1

      anana banana ba mama. Babana babananana. Bababa babanananana baba baban babananana

    • @catward798
      @catward798 7 років тому

      Which episode is this off? Its driving mad not remebering

    • @tacocat5656
      @tacocat5656 7 років тому

      Cat Overend no it's this episode when the music wouldn't stop

    • @catward798
      @catward798 7 років тому

      Taco Cat found it its the gold for cash episode :)

  • @noahwright5082
    @noahwright5082 7 років тому +20

    Me: Another episode with JackerBoyMan.
    *Turns on subtitles*
    Me: Oh. It was JackyBoyMan

    • @ghostlygirlchronicles.
      @ghostlygirlchronicles. 6 років тому

      UK Mapping U R SO DUMB ITS JACK-A-BOY MAN A A A A A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sorry i did not actually mean it😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭🙊🙊🙊😦😮😦)

  • @ninjawizard8290
    @ninjawizard8290 7 років тому +219

    SAM IS OUT OF THE CAPSULE! I REPEAT, *SAM* IS *OUT* OF THE CAPSULE!

    • @Raging0vikingz
      @Raging0vikingz 7 років тому

      NinjaWizard he is out the world is going to blow up

    • @fanatic2417
      @fanatic2417 7 років тому

      Wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaa

    • @BackstageChief
      @BackstageChief 7 років тому

      NinjaWizard OH SHIT!!! RUN!!!!!! or give Sam a hug, Sam likes the lovins

    • @SkippyMcdanglenuts
      @SkippyMcdanglenuts 7 років тому

      SmicDude107 the outro

    • @jacobgrant8284
      @jacobgrant8284 7 років тому

      he's been out all month mate XD

  • @chuckers2871
    @chuckers2871 5 років тому +31

    Jack: "The first episode got age restricted, I don't know why!"
    First episode: Kyle fucking Kyle

  • @Elitelupus
    @Elitelupus 7 років тому +105

    Haha I love this like

    • @TheOriginalSmoke
      @TheOriginalSmoke 7 років тому +1

      Elitelupus What are you doing here?

    • @thelemonoidplays5443
      @thelemonoidplays5443 7 років тому +1

      Donovan Magoon probably trying to steal jackaboys subscribers

    • @jack-zx8st
      @jack-zx8st 7 років тому +2

      Verified youtuber trying to get the attention he despretly needs to feel good about his arogant self.

    • @TheMlgHamsterPiano
      @TheMlgHamsterPiano 7 років тому

      Someone wanna check my piano songs?I would really appreciate it!!

  • @gengygengar1209
    @gengygengar1209 7 років тому +1788

    AAAAAAAAAH MY EYES ITS 360p

    • @celtins3570
      @celtins3570 7 років тому +3

      gengy gengar AAAAAAH

    • @joshuamartin2477
      @joshuamartin2477 7 років тому +2

      gengy gengar same

    • @Narcokicks
      @Narcokicks 7 років тому +38

      360p quality is the best quality I could ask for, I can’t get more than that.

    • @qaaa8127
      @qaaa8127 7 років тому +9

      erbody knows 120p is best p

    • @12_00
      @12_00 7 років тому

      random bystander no 144p is the best

  • @youwontbutyoumight3984
    @youwontbutyoumight3984 7 років тому +152

    Hey Jackaboyman, I know it must be really frustrating and sad to go through the comments and see some of your fanbase hating on each other and the LGBT community. I just wanted to say that i'm so thankful you are accepting of us and that you realise that this representation, even if people are saying it's for a joke, is really nice to see, especially in a popular game like this. Thank you so much, Jack. It really means a lot.

    • @penguden_
      @penguden_ 6 років тому

      Funniest thing I've heard all day

    • @taurnilx
      @taurnilx 6 років тому +6

      I thought the same :) Jack has continually supported the LGBT community, so it's awful that there are still so many biggots in the comments.

    • @penguden_
      @penguden_ 5 років тому +3

      Anthony Zurick no u

    • @penguden_
      @penguden_ 5 років тому

      BATAT CREASE preach it because you are 100% right

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 років тому

      BATAT CREASE Agreed on everything except the unnecessary rudeness. Just because you disagree with someone doesn't make it alright to tell them to slit their wrists.

  • @shelbyherring92
    @shelbyherring92 5 років тому +13

    "How does he do that?" @ 11:00
    Simple, he tink-tinks faster than Pistorious....

  • @mrcardtrick01
    @mrcardtrick01 7 років тому +24

    you know sean is entertaining when you can watch him in 360p and enjoy

  • @lilquiettreetree3864
    @lilquiettreetree3864 7 років тому +8

    21:16
    Jack: I'm already gettin' the flashbacks...
    Me: Flashbacks.... of what??...

  • @fredrickthecatfish8801
    @fredrickthecatfish8801 7 років тому +501

    Comments:
    40% saying that the comments are transphobic.
    40% complaining about the 360p.
    0% ACTUALLY BEING TRANSPHOBIC!
    20% other.

    • @conchetubreakfast
      @conchetubreakfast 7 років тому +15

      You just have to check the reply threads, there's where the hate's at :c

    • @fredrickthecatfish8801
      @fredrickthecatfish8801 7 років тому

      Ok

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 7 років тому +14

      20% other? That's... A lot of players who identify as other.

    • @unclegrimsley839
      @unclegrimsley839 7 років тому +1

      Fredrick the Catfish agreed.

    • @mothmads
      @mothmads 7 років тому +7

      i've seen lots of hate, the transphobic ones don't get top comment.

  • @swaglordxxx836
    @swaglordxxx836 Рік тому +6

    Dang, it's been so long I forgot about Jackyboy man.... One of the greatest Heroes out there... saving the day

  • @pixelarticuno1636
    @pixelarticuno1636 6 років тому +20

    The music that just keeps playing!