SHIELD YOUR EYES | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 3

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  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 5 років тому +3320

    The saddest parts for me were the dinner scenes. I mean, the New Kid might have extraordinary power, but at home, he's just a kid who has to listen to his parents fight. That's so heartbreaking.

  • @glitchgaming7903
    @glitchgaming7903 5 років тому +1950

    23:04
    It's kinda sad and cute that Tweak says "Craig no!" Right before he gets punched.

  • @mission5612
    @mission5612 6 років тому +4616

    Tweek and Craig were the last ones left in the fight. How appropriate.

  • @callumniven9053
    @callumniven9053 5 років тому +4498

    Wonder Tweek: “ I am Wonder Tweek champion of justice”
    Craig “That’s gay”
    Wonder Tweek: “your gay!”

  • @icedmochaart
    @icedmochaart 6 років тому +2952

    I still find it hilarious when Tweek said 'Go get 'em, tiger' as Craig was attacking him

    • @Eclipse_YT
      @Eclipse_YT 5 років тому +119

      When you said he said Go Get Em tiger it reminded me of the 2002 Spiderman movie when Mary Jane said that and Spiderman just yeet out the window

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому +25

      @@Eclipse_YT yeET

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +20

      @@Eclipse_YT Ahhhh, I love Spider-Man. Can't wait to watch Far From Home.

    • @aclosedanddiscontinuedchan124
      @aclosedanddiscontinuedchan124 3 роки тому +2

      @@Eclipse_YT same

    • @GigaSpinoZilla_OFFICAL
      @GigaSpinoZilla_OFFICAL 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it was kyle that said that

  • @Sour.Lemonz
    @Sour.Lemonz 7 років тому +733

    "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!" Tweek, you need to lay off the Sailor moon, I swear.

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 7 років тому +25

      Sophie Burns I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed!

    • @partypoppers4126
      @partypoppers4126 6 років тому +14

      The *R E F R E N C E S!*

    • @notouchthat2074
      @notouchthat2074 6 років тому +12

      Also "Supreme thunder"

    • @mesolow604
      @mesolow604 6 років тому +28

      Oh yeah wonder tweek is based off wonder woman so it makes sense he likes craig because craig is basically superman

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому +8

      We need to put his hair up into pig tails.

  • @JustSomeDevKid
    @JustSomeDevKid 5 років тому +2073

    i was expecting captain diabetes' story to be like:
    "i used to be a normal elementary student but one day i got diabetes"

  • @foxworthh3264
    @foxworthh3264 5 років тому +950

    2:26
    Jack finds yaoi art.
    Jack: Eeeewwwww, gross!
    *Three seconds later*
    Jack: Oh i can take a shit, Yes!

    • @gabobei1991
      @gabobei1991 4 роки тому +42

      A man's duty: to always prioritize what man needs. A p o o p

    • @DwayneDoom
      @DwayneDoom 4 роки тому +5

      Shit is fun tho.

    • @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695
      @isoldmysoletoyoongideath4695 4 роки тому +30

      I think he was grossed out by all the spit or just troma

    • @Scrunchybuns
      @Scrunchybuns 4 роки тому +3

      Dude I read this AS he was reading it lol

    • @thenutstealer
      @thenutstealer 3 роки тому +1

      I prefer manga myself.

  • @caitlainbolick2667
    @caitlainbolick2667 7 років тому +88

    Did anyone else notice during the game even tho they're on different sides, some times when Craig goes to take a turn, Tweek says "go get 'em tiger!"
    Its really cute for them as a couple, but its also a Spiderman reference. I just love it. Or how he says "Craig, really??!!" When Craig hits him. Its honestly really sweet.

    • @emwesner9593
      @emwesner9593 Рік тому +1

      Yeah! They're adorable

    • @Electivedrop
      @Electivedrop 4 дні тому

      I wonder if the "go get em tiger" is just a bugg. He says that later though when theyre fighting together.

  • @sixchambersTTV
    @sixchambersTTV 7 років тому +765

    Hey jack, confusion isn't like charm, confusion attacks the nearest person/thing, including allies and you. Don't get too close when you use it.

    • @tylurvk
      @tylurvk 7 років тому +7

      R3AP3R V3N0M yes, please see this.

  • @nicholaspeh5812
    @nicholaspeh5812 7 років тому +3509

    Jack: I don't want to follow Scott, He SUCKS!!!
    1 minute later....
    Jack: Scott Malkison is AWESOME!!!
    Even later......
    Jack: Scott, you're my favourite!!

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 7 років тому +201

      I think Scott surprisingly became a lot of people's favourite. He's definitely one of my faves.

    • @nicholaspeh5812
      @nicholaspeh5812 7 років тому +115

      BeczaBot Yup! Same here! He is one of the strongest buddies and he is so adorable and kind!

    • @shiptopotatoland5497
      @shiptopotatoland5497 6 років тому +25

      same here

    • @notsocoolkid4938
      @notsocoolkid4938 6 років тому +11

      He's cool

    • @winterschwartz9522
      @winterschwartz9522 6 років тому +30

      It's almost like Jack is a human that can change his mind. Also kind of an idiot lol

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 років тому +185

    I love how Jack is at first dissing Scott, then not two minutes after he meets Scott, he adores him.

  • @sickboy9496
    @sickboy9496 6 років тому +1470

    Tweek: I am the Wonder-Tweak champion of justice!
    Craig: What? That's gay.
    Tweek: You're gay!
    Craig: Nuh-uh.
    They're both gay. What even is this, lmao.

    • @drhater2318
      @drhater2318 4 роки тому +10

      No they aren’t lol. Rewatch the episode

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 4 роки тому +163

      @@drhater2318 YOU rewatch the episodes

    • @tlakiwi530
      @tlakiwi530 4 роки тому +167

      @@drhater2318 well didnt the creators actually announce in an interview that they did like eachother 😂? He said something like because they are only 4th graders they dont really understand but they do like eachother

    • @emmaloctober6001
      @emmaloctober6001 4 роки тому +109

      Killer Bean didn’t Tweek and Craig become gay lovers in one episode and remain gay lovers since then

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 4 роки тому +31

      @@emmaloctober6001 correct

  • @marshmellow9281
    @marshmellow9281 7 років тому +294

    29:39 TFW the character your playing has never talked, but you still understand his emotions through his actions.
    Too heartfelt, South Park!

    • @SOPROBRO
      @SOPROBRO 7 років тому +4

      Matt Smith couldnt agree more 👍

    • @AwArr0
      @AwArr0 7 років тому +14

      Sanguinerose2324 no one wants your terrible online insults they are admiring the game so leave them alone

    • @asdfghjklzxcvbnm3166
      @asdfghjklzxcvbnm3166 7 років тому +4

      Salty Angel, he has a point tho he just said it offensively

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 7 років тому

      Salty Angel are you a special little snowflake

    • @Sanguinerose2324
      @Sanguinerose2324 7 років тому

      Salty Angel I'm autistic. One symptom of it is difficulty discerning emotions through body language. I'm allowed to ask if people are autistic you fucking child.

  • @Pancake666
    @Pancake666 7 років тому +1221

    he made craig solo fight tweek and honestly it broke my heart when he said “craig, no!” 😭

  • @sleezyyeezy8636
    @sleezyyeezy8636 4 роки тому +248

    “I’m in the zone!” -Jack, while giving a lap dance

  • @lilac461
    @lilac461 6 років тому +803

    Jack: I dont wanna follow him tho....He kinda sucks
    *not even 3 minutes later*
    Jack; Scott Malkinson is awesome!!!

    • @CherryTanker
      @CherryTanker 4 роки тому +33

      He actually called him Scott Tenorman the first time he saw him, I was quite disappointed.

    • @angelosmokes420
      @angelosmokes420 4 роки тому +4

      @@CherryTanker facts

  • @sierrasmith6080
    @sierrasmith6080 7 років тому +705

    "I hope my Stan didn't make you dress like that."
    "No..."
    *"Cartman did"*

  • @faerie_poppins
    @faerie_poppins 6 років тому +192

    "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!"
    YEESSSS SAILOR MOON REFERENCE.

    • @firespiritcookie9617
      @firespiritcookie9617 3 роки тому +4

      I believe there was another one, oh and 2 years late, yaaaay! 😃🔫
      “For love and justice, Wonder Tweek!”
      I literally died when hearing that 😩

    • @faerie_poppins
      @faerie_poppins 3 роки тому

      @@firespiritcookie9617 ngl, totally forgot about this comment and video lololol

  • @coffeeghostee
    @coffeeghostee 5 років тому +634

    Jack: you know how hard it is to pee while wearing a unitard?
    Me, who cosplays Mysterion: mhmm.

    • @ButterWentDark
      @ButterWentDark 4 роки тому +4

      Izuru Kamukura o h

    • @GodAmbrosia
      @GodAmbrosia 4 роки тому +3

      @@ButterWentDark XD

    • @smexyphysics
      @smexyphysics 4 роки тому +7

      As just some random adult that wears them as pajamas....yes

    • @honeybunny3365
      @honeybunny3365 3 роки тому +10

      Mysterion can kick some ass like holy shit 😳

    • @hectorperez2059
      @hectorperez2059 3 роки тому +8

      I love you for cosplaying mysterion

  • @evilboobookin8970
    @evilboobookin8970 7 років тому +1255

    *Jackaboy Man:* _A hero, a player of South Park: The Fractured but Whole, and a guy in a weird suit._

    • @Monnman
      @Monnman 7 років тому +21

      Evil Boobookin put that shit on urban dictionary

    • @sarinkim6911
      @sarinkim6911 7 років тому +5

      Connor McClintick yes lol

    • @thomas8413
      @thomas8413 7 років тому +3

      TheCzheng no his power source is the boss force!

    • @burncycle4
      @burncycle4 7 років тому

      Evil Boobookin lkkkkkkkk

    • @Eshiay
      @Eshiay 7 років тому +2

      blue wolf I thought his power came from his arse

  • @oneodddaydream
    @oneodddaydream 7 років тому +913

    Jimmy dies so much in this episode.
    It's like he's the new Kenny.

    • @peatohs820
      @peatohs820 7 років тому +6

      Only Jenny's better

    • @peatohs820
      @peatohs820 7 років тому +4

      Kenny crap

    • @kirb5222
      @kirb5222 6 років тому +2

      754278642926548 65327
      Fuck you.

    • @singingsun04
      @singingsun04 6 років тому +15

      Are we going to have to fart on his balls too?

    • @lucystewart29
      @lucystewart29 6 років тому +2

      sorry Kenny

  • @Manciej
    @Manciej 7 років тому +89

    some guy: "Go to the city hall, the mayor wants to speak with you"
    Jack: "oh shit, that's important!"
    and he never spoke of it ever again

  • @PugsleyThePear
    @PugsleyThePear 3 роки тому +139

    Sean went through my exact thought process when playing this part.
    Sean at first: Oh no, I'm *Scott Malkinson's* sidekick?!
    Sean 5 minutes later: Scott Malkinson, you're my favourite.

  • @xxlucky_ravenxx8000
    @xxlucky_ravenxx8000 6 років тому +340

    I find it funny is kriptonight is old people but the first selfie he took was with an old person

  • @IHasNoName4U
    @IHasNoName4U 4 роки тому +60

    Everyone gangsta till tweek breaks your heart with that "Craig...no"

  • @dragonthehero
    @dragonthehero 5 років тому +67

    51:24
    That is one of my favorite songs from South Park.

  • @angeryfluuf6514
    @angeryfluuf6514 2 роки тому +27

    I love Scott Malkinson. He's just so pure and adorable in this game. He's like Butters but an absolute tank.

  • @bruhngl
    @bruhngl 7 років тому +269

    50:12 he didn't censor it and the video isn't age restricted but the 1st episode is for some reason

    • @michaelianbone
      @michaelianbone 7 років тому +28

      The people who are responsible for age restricting videos often aren't very thorough and just look for key words.

    • @izaakferth
      @izaakferth 7 років тому +6

      Not restricted for me

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 6 років тому +3

      I guess he or the editor forgoted to censor it

    • @inkpaladin
      @inkpaladin 6 років тому +5

      It was age restricted because Jack didn't censor the contents of Cartman's journal back in Episode 1. Other UA-camrs did and they didn't get age restricted.

    • @cringyoldaccountfromwheniw9749
      @cringyoldaccountfromwheniw9749 6 років тому

      I can tell because I'm 14 and its letting me watch it, but if it doesn't I just change my age

  • @gyrohelix
    @gyrohelix 7 років тому +131

    Jack, raising your "Might" score is drastically more important than the stats the artifacts provide.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому +3

      right, well the might hints at the better stats, but you are correct nonetheless.

  • @juniipertea8496
    @juniipertea8496 7 років тому +202

    2:23
    "I'm going to the jack. That's what we call bathrooms over here, by the way. Jacks"
    bathroomsepticeye???

  • @coapclan1885
    @coapclan1885 5 років тому +230

    7:47 Jack: I have 61 might I'm so powerful
    People with 811 might: Am I a joke to you

    • @KasunaInsanity
      @KasunaInsanity 4 роки тому +2

      + me with 815 😂

    • @sansthegod2529
      @sansthegod2529 2 роки тому

      i had about 900 not boasting i actually have 900 might and i checked i almost one shot the new kid in the new kid boss fight about a quarter of the new kids health gone but MY new kid has low health which don't makes sense because all the stuff i have equipped have health boosts on i have full attack full hp half movement 0 iq and 0 range the attacks i have are the Satanist attacks the flame scythe the heal and attack cloak and the bone hand and my ultiment is the demon king fire and enanched attacks so i do more damage

    • @I_AteAGlobOfSlime
      @I_AteAGlobOfSlime Рік тому

      @@sansthegod2529 you’re fucking liar, listen, the HIGHEST POSSIBLE MIGHT IS 811 MIGHT, did you really think you and @Kasunalnsanity can lie?!
      Also I read your text and you sound like a fucking 2nd grader, and you think the word, “Boasting” is gonna show that you’re a BiG bRaIn? Man you are some fucking dumbass.
      And can I list all of the spelling mistakes that you made? Ok
      1. No capitalizations on the beginning, and no caps on the I’s.
      2. No commas.
      3. Can’t spell anything correctly.
      4. Not a spelling mistake, but why would anyone believe you, with that kind of shit profile picture?
      And that is all of the spelling mistakes that I caught when reading this. Have a shit day, dirt bag.
      OH, and your name as well, sansthegod? Dude what the hell? What kind of name is that? Your dad, or mom, or both of them must’ve left you man. AND THEN, have a shit day!

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 7 років тому +1211

    I love how Jack-a-boy man has his own series!!!!

  • @lafayeetmomami517
    @lafayeetmomami517 7 років тому +252

    Wonder tweek: *stands in the back*
    Me: are you really going to do that, right in front of my salad?

    • @Yami_yuugi
      @Yami_yuugi 6 років тому +33

      Jack: makes craig and tweek battle eachother.
      Me: are you really gonna do that? Right in front of my salad?

    • @heidijane5
      @heidijane5 6 років тому +2

      Kayla Mccandless XD

  • @BlackdragonTheShadow
    @BlackdragonTheShadow 3 роки тому +52

    The fact that the kids are more sensible than the adults is shocking … oh btw this is during the part where Captain Diabetes took Randy’s keys

  • @blupperss
    @blupperss 4 роки тому +44

    23:03
    “Craig no!”
    “Aaahagagagagagag!”
    “Craig what gives!”

  • @dovahkiinthenewkidbuttlord5219
    @dovahkiinthenewkidbuttlord5219 7 років тому +159

    Did anyone notice that jimmy could confuse enemies in S-O-T and timmy was the fast travel one in S-O-T and they just switched places in this game, TIMMEH can confuzzle people in TFBW AND JIMMY IS THE FAST TRAVEL GUY!

  • @Squidkilla23
    @Squidkilla23 7 років тому +63

    No one noticed tweaks sailor Moon reference? "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil - and that means you!" 19:10

    • @zazazo333
      @zazazo333 7 років тому +3

      Squidkilla23 I know I can't believe they appreciate magical girls

    • @ClearAsCrystal823
      @ClearAsCrystal823 7 років тому +4

      It made me unreasonably happy that they put a sailor moon reference in there. The guys might've learned a bit about anime when they decided to include yaoi

    • @Squidkilla23
      @Squidkilla23 7 років тому +3

      He even has a headband on 😂😂

    • @reeal8359
      @reeal8359 7 років тому +1

      Squidkilla23 honestly, that reference made me sooo happy

  • @someguyonthenet8550
    @someguyonthenet8550 7 років тому +290

    Jack: Scott's the worst
    10 minutes later:Scott's my favorite

    • @winterschwartz9522
      @winterschwartz9522 7 років тому +1

      I mean, Jack's not the smartest cookie out there. I was gonna leave a comment asking what his problem was with Scott. I don't watch Southpark so I have no idea who he is but he seems cool to me.

    • @pablobuquet4739
      @pablobuquet4739 7 років тому +6

      Marshall Blalack he is really stupid in the series. In the game he is really cool. But in the series his diabetes is annoying to some because he keeps talking about it

    • @winterschwartz9522
      @winterschwartz9522 7 років тому

      Ooooh. Well alright then, fair enough. He is pretty cool in the game though, despite the fact he does appear to still talk about the diabetes a lot.

    • @yesyesww5393
      @yesyesww5393 7 років тому

      jacksepticeye cool cool dc

    • @maddie2251
      @maddie2251 7 років тому +3

      Character development! XD

  • @cosmoisconfused
    @cosmoisconfused 3 роки тому +40

    I like how they casually have representation. Like human kite is an Asexual Gender Neutral Kite Alien. 32:44

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 3 роки тому +70

    Jack: insults Scott Malkinson and says he doesn’t like him.
    Jack two minutes later: this guy is the ducking best

  • @whinottoonish
    @whinottoonish 5 років тому +42

    51:27
    Jacks silent stare if confusion and disgust is priceless 😂

  • @sqwooshh
    @sqwooshh 7 років тому +340

    I'm so tempted to dress up as Captian Diabetes for Halloween, considering I'm a type 1 diabetic 😂

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 7 років тому +20

      Next Halloween... DO IT!!!

    • @traciwilson5458
      @traciwilson5458 6 років тому +23

      Sqwoosh I'm diabetic too and I almost cried laughing when I found out about Captain Diabetes

    • @TimidIzzy
      @TimidIzzy 6 років тому +18

      My girlfriend and I are going to Comiccon as Super Craig and Wonder Tweek, respectively.
      Dressing up as the kids' superhero counterparts is fun!

    • @vampyr861
      @vampyr861 6 років тому +2

      Sqwoosh well. Sorry to hear that. Hope you get better!

    • @gravey101
      @gravey101 5 років тому

      i love skott malkinson (no homo)

  • @Gamer-jv8bl
    @Gamer-jv8bl 3 роки тому +36

    It’s funny how the dad was arguing and without pause said “hey there whipper snapper”

  • @CultureCrash
    @CultureCrash 7 років тому +1380

    *Jackaboy Man is our god*

    • @thedemon6281
      @thedemon6281 7 років тому +7

      CultureCrash Long live Jackaboy Man

    • @Kate-ol3wc
      @Kate-ol3wc 7 років тому +5

      all praise jackyboyman

    • @tyffis9525
      @tyffis9525 7 років тому +15

      *Gasp* CULTURE CRASH :D

    • @hiddentreaty
      @hiddentreaty 7 років тому +11

      I didn't know you guys watched Jack!

    • @kero-chan6808
      @kero-chan6808 7 років тому +9

      CultureCrash quick make a new religion where jackaboy man is god

  • @gonego_negone
    @gonego_negone 7 років тому +445

    do the tweek and craig side quest

    • @camgreene11
      @camgreene11 7 років тому +53

      it's ok so do i

    • @gonego_negone
      @gonego_negone 7 років тому +27

      more than anything. Creek is my otp. boiii

    • @alotalextalks
      @alotalextalks 7 років тому +17

      yeah, it would be really cool to see it. since, i havent seen any other youtuber do the creek side quest.

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 7 років тому +12

      After u done does quest, the ultimate is op in craig and tweek, and bloody amazing

    • @norton1325
      @norton1325 7 років тому +1

      yes! im so gonna do the side quest !

  • @forbsey0785
    @forbsey0785 7 років тому +110

    32:06 When he said Scott tennorman I got so triggered😂😂 it's Scott Malkinson Jack

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 7 років тому +6

      Reminds me of me when I was a child, excluding the Diabetes - I was just naturally hyper as a child

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 6 років тому +4

      Same, when he was like “oh no that’s Scott Malkinson” I was like “YES!!! FINALLY, HE REALISED!!!”

  • @axolotlife677
    @axolotlife677 5 років тому +127

    Eventually Buttlord gets all of the infinity stones
    Time: He can bend time with farts
    Space: He can bend space and time with farts
    Reality: He can bend reality with farts
    Mind: Psychic powers
    Soul: His tragic yet confusing Backstory
    Power: He gets all of the classes

  • @chrissycxc4909
    @chrissycxc4909 7 років тому +904

    JACK KEEPS MISSING THE YAOI ART ugh xD

    • @teriyak1
      @teriyak1 7 років тому +37

      Chrissy Senpai I know right?? I keep screaming "IT'S RIGHT THERE" but he never sees it

    • @dizzy_ddigital
      @dizzy_ddigital 7 років тому +10

      Chrissy Senpai the heck i didnt see any XD

    • @Hamuel
      @Hamuel 7 років тому +2

      He Doesn't Have The Mission Yet

    • @lylane5565
      @lylane5565 7 років тому +15

      PiggieFatNose yes he did, 0:26

    • @jhgrejfrgh
      @jhgrejfrgh 7 років тому +3

      who gives a fuck

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 7 років тому +605

    Wow, that ended up as an epic fight. I was cheering for Mysterion, but… oh well. I should know that no one could defeat SUPER CRAIG.
    :P

  • @MikcodeJakkon
    @MikcodeJakkon 7 років тому +21

    1. Confusion makes a person hit the closest guy around them.
    2. Go back to Freeman’s tacos and go behind the bar and hit Morgan Freeman

  • @Ann-Abel
    @Ann-Abel 6 років тому +69

    "Mind, power, speed, land, air. Then the fire nation attacked."

  • @s7ley449
    @s7ley449 7 років тому +76

    fire-psychic?
    JACK YOU'RE DELPHOX

  • @godsnintendog
    @godsnintendog 7 років тому +165

    Hey guys! Kenny is Mysterion, right? Just making sure that’s right. Thanks!

    • @secretleeawsum7633
      @secretleeawsum7633 7 років тому +12

      pooltergeist yup, he is.

    • @godsnintendog
      @godsnintendog 7 років тому +5

      Secretlee Awsum
      Cool, thanks!

    • @michaeljosh6986
      @michaeljosh6986 7 років тому +6

      pooltergeist yeah. That's right

    • @Nexxtrocity
      @Nexxtrocity 6 років тому +3

      pooltergeist i already now that

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 6 років тому +10

      I didn't even know lol, now I shout "Oh my god, they killed Kenny" every time Mysterion dies

  • @riannafaith8370
    @riannafaith8370 7 років тому +31

    jack’s outfit is the best part about this entire thing.

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 6 років тому +316

    I was joking when I was watching the first episode that he was so strong because he was taking testosterone pills and that is why he had the beard...
    Then the Transgender thing made it all too real.

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 4 роки тому +7

      Oh

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @helmit_kid9755
      @helmit_kid9755 3 роки тому +2

      What?

    • @felixmalcherek2919
      @felixmalcherek2919 3 роки тому +1

      @@helmit_kid9755 I believe OP refers to hormone therapy, which transgenders can go through to transition :P

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 2 роки тому +8

      To be fair, he almost certainly wouldn't in elementary school (then again, South Park).

  • @laz4259
    @laz4259 7 років тому +367

    He... he farted on another man’s balls

    • @coryoblein98
      @coryoblein98 6 років тому +22

      THE GENTLEMAN'S OATH!

    • @gdukehst
      @gdukehst 6 років тому +20

      HE MUST BE PUNISHED

    • @eastonhopkins5814
      @eastonhopkins5814 6 років тому +8

      Laz there not playing stick o truth there playing superhero now ( the rules are different now)

    • @coryoblein98
      @coryoblein98 6 років тому +14

      Fool!
      A gentleman's oath is eternal!

    • @inkpaladin
      @inkpaladin 6 років тому +5

      He already broke the oath back at the end of Stick of Truth in order to beat Kenny anyway.

  • @Sidednator
    @Sidednator 6 років тому +108

    Jackaboy man: why did it have to be Scott malkinson.
    **Later**
    Jackaboy man: Scott, don't let others tell you that you're terrible, because you are amazing.
    🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @SpencerF0x
    @SpencerF0x 7 років тому +92

    A N D T H E N T H E F I R E N A T I O N A T T A C K E D.

    • @Nuggi84
      @Nuggi84 7 років тому

      it sure did.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому

      yet he chose psychic... he could've been the F@#$ing Avatar!

    • @bokx_9566
      @bokx_9566 7 років тому

      but that would land jack into some copyright issues

    • @itzkostas2395
      @itzkostas2395 7 років тому

      Atla is the best😁

    • @misss7096
      @misss7096 7 років тому

      He's blaster so...he attacked???

  • @gachafairy8657
    @gachafairy8657 4 роки тому +29

    I love how the grown ups are playing along lol

  • @bonida9720
    @bonida9720 7 років тому +200

    Jack go in Morgan freeman's taco's, get inside the counter and smack him 2 to 3 times it's hillarious XD

    • @VaporwaveSunset
      @VaporwaveSunset 7 років тому +3

      I think he's impossible to beat too.

    • @bonida9720
      @bonida9720 7 років тому +1

      no i have seen cartoonz do it... it can be done but difficult

    • @Merlinrocke
      @Merlinrocke 7 років тому +7

      No it's not impossible. It is time consuming though. I battled him and the fight took 30-40 minutes

    • @yvonne3390
      @yvonne3390 7 років тому +1

      Merlin Rocke yea I beat my second try it's not hard if you a bunch of max revives and max antidotes

    • @angrygoose8552
      @angrygoose8552 7 років тому +1

      Dude freeman fucking wrecks ass!!!

  • @Fl6wly
    @Fl6wly 7 років тому +67

    Anyone else binge watching the whole South Park series?
    I am

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 7 років тому +1

      Yes! I went out and bought a bunch of the newer seasons I didn't own in preparation for the game!

    • @Countroach
      @Countroach 5 років тому

      same

    • @eggwaffle8496
      @eggwaffle8496 5 років тому

      I just binge watched the first 2 seasons

  • @mynameisnoob9789
    @mynameisnoob9789 7 років тому +63

    1:06
    Hear Jack rap about weed no clickbait

  • @kumobun7048
    @kumobun7048 Рік тому +9

    “Aha! I’m no ordinary stripper, I am captain diabetes!” Best South Park like fr

  • @lailacds
    @lailacds 7 років тому +90

    Jack: I’m a fire-psychic
    Me: LIKE DELFOX

    • @kilianreboul1004
      @kilianreboul1004 7 років тому

      GoodGamer 13222 Pokemon

    • @kilianreboul1004
      @kilianreboul1004 7 років тому

      Also it's Delphox

    • @djsnopel9594
      @djsnopel9594 7 років тому

      I couldn't think of a specific pokemon but i'm glad you beat me to this comment

    • @explosevgamr5349
      @explosevgamr5349 7 років тому

      GoodGamer 13222 bitch please , fennikin all the fukin way

    • @GhostsGraveyard
      @GhostsGraveyard 7 років тому

      *finger guns* ayyyy one of my favorite Pokemon!

  • @PrinceLeviathan
    @PrinceLeviathan 7 років тому +23

    I like how people are reacting to 50:10 like, come on, it's lines with dots.
    Elemental Speedster would be fun.
    Or Speedy Cyborg.

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 7 років тому +2

      I actually played as an Elemental Speedster and it was pretty awesome.

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 7 років тому

      BeczaBot
      Oh that's cool.

  • @johnwyres3638
    @johnwyres3638 5 років тому +37

    "Not only am I ready, but I'm ready" Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @BapGap
      @BapGap 3 роки тому +1

      "Not only am I up for it, but I'm up for it." Jackseptceye 2017*

  • @Dogcreaturething
    @Dogcreaturething 4 роки тому +10

    i both love and hate how jack never realized that the red pajamas the lil character was wearing during the backstory scenes match his Jackieboy Man outfit

  • @missingstar123456789
    @missingstar123456789 7 років тому +43

    Jack better do the quest with Craig and Tweek because I honestly love it. And that partly because I ship creek

    • @jimglossop3645
      @jimglossop3645 7 років тому

      Abbey Catherine Tweek is not on jacks side

    • @reeal8359
      @reeal8359 7 років тому

      Abbey Catherine same tbh

    • @missingstar123456789
      @missingstar123456789 7 років тому

      Jim Glossop yes I know. But there is quest between Craig and Tweek and I think after the quest is done, Tweek joins your side.

    • @jimglossop3645
      @jimglossop3645 7 років тому

      jacksepticeye fuck of faker

  • @haydenwolf4424
    @haydenwolf4424 7 років тому +64

    Your character reminds me of Guy Fieri when he's in his superhero costume

    • @akbel4465
      @akbel4465 7 років тому

      OfShadowsHidden 69 likes lol

  • @andrewwhite1870
    @andrewwhite1870 7 років тому +16

    "I can put a curly sanchez on my dude." I just about pissed my pants laughing

  • @blackcherry941
    @blackcherry941 Рік тому +11

    18:09 I can’t stop laughing at that moment
    I love Craig

  • @reeal8359
    @reeal8359 7 років тому +133

    Just for context, it's best to be up to date with the series in order to understand the whole yaoi & Tweek and Craig thing they have going on. It's actually pretty fucking cute hahah

    • @j09k06
      @j09k06 7 років тому +1

      Sy De it really isn't.

    • @reeal8359
      @reeal8359 7 років тому +16

      [abaddonswim] except that's your opinion

    • @codyreilly9202
      @codyreilly9202 7 років тому +8

      Craig's and tweet is so cute the art is freaking the best

    • @khalilpontikes7293
      @khalilpontikes7293 7 років тому

      It's stupid

    • @TheNukaColaMan10
      @TheNukaColaMan10 7 років тому +4

      Isn't that episode supposed to make fun of shipping?

  • @moonapuru4128
    @moonapuru4128 7 років тому +295

    jack i really wanna see your reaction for the Craig and Tweek side mission plzzzzz do this plzzzz

    • @dislocatedtv5777
      @dislocatedtv5777 7 років тому

      Nicole idk why but ur profile pic reminds me of natsuki in dominos dominos literature club ikr ur pink and that I guess that’s why

    • @platinumfate5671
      @platinumfate5671 7 років тому +2

      Oliver Moore "dominos dominos literature club"

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 7 років тому +1

      Oliver Moore it's Doki doki's literature club actually

  • @Blind3866
    @Blind3866 7 років тому +15

    Jack, don;t forget to upgrade your Might tokens as often as you can, thats the core of your power. it buffs you and your team

  • @julianabmv
    @julianabmv 4 роки тому +31

    Tweek and Craig were the most adorable couple

  • @speedylitsonic7347
    @speedylitsonic7347 6 років тому +115

    You Missed a Yaoi in Kyle's attic.

    • @queencat2096
      @queencat2096 4 роки тому +19

      Scuttle Gaming He missed Yaoi in a lot of places

    • @kiwiisfruit3690
      @kiwiisfruit3690 4 роки тому +7

      Also in Ike’s room

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 4 роки тому +2

      Ike's room and the priest's room too

    • @BapGap
      @BapGap 3 роки тому

      @@iamsad9107 well there are 40 collectible yaoi in the game and i doubt jack would try to find all of them for the series

  • @omarromero8049
    @omarromero8049 7 років тому +6

    Tweek- "go get em tiger!" As Craig is running towards him in a powerful headbutt

  • @animeaeirthvlogs7068
    @animeaeirthvlogs7068 7 років тому +171

    Did anyone else see the Super Craig and Wonder Tweek fanfiction ????

  • @User-mf7ie
    @User-mf7ie 5 років тому +18

    OMFG JACK LISTENS TO BO BURNHAM (I know I shouldn’t be freaking out but still)

  • @HankJr.
    @HankJr. 7 років тому +112

    Uncensored surprise at 50:10 😉

    • @theinternetpolice4365
      @theinternetpolice4365 7 років тому

      HankB1993
      Thanks, now I know when to close my eyes

    • @pablospalace9946
      @pablospalace9946 7 років тому +3

      Heh Heh... Boobies

    • @phillipg.7262
      @phillipg.7262 7 років тому +4

      oh wonderful, paper like tits in 2d animation, fucking hot, what the hell are you? twelve? really weird thing to point out

    • @cimaster9686
      @cimaster9686 7 років тому

      HankB1993
      L

    • @elijahshowers2064
      @elijahshowers2064 7 років тому

      HankB1993 I saw that to😁

  • @secretduck5687
    @secretduck5687 7 років тому +17

    Jack-a-boy man-2017 "IS HE GOING TO GET A FRECKLE!?"

  • @SorowFame
    @SorowFame 5 років тому +24

    Jackyboy Man: Jack in Action
    I wish it were a real thing, like a movie or a tv series.

  • @Wheeljack214
    @Wheeljack214 4 роки тому +5

    22:13 Oh my god, Jack! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
    No, seriously. Mysterion is actually the immortal Kenny McCormick!

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 7 років тому +81

    32:44 KYLE IS GENDER NEUTRAL!!! Cool!!!

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 7 років тому +13

      Don't you mean... Human Kite!

    • @alphared920
      @alphared920 7 років тому +33

      His character is an alien.

  • @UniqueIsCrazy666
    @UniqueIsCrazy666 7 років тому +63

    Jackyboy man yeeessss more Jack more!

    • @sixkeiii
      @sixkeiii 7 років тому +2

      Kane MaxuisPlaysYT thats what she said

    • @fazzies8640
      @fazzies8640 7 років тому

      Kane MaxuisPlaysYT Hi

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 7 років тому +1

      MORE JACK MORE OF SOUTHPARK THE FRACTURED BUTHOLE

    • @kidfury3252
      @kidfury3252 7 років тому

      Jack jour so cool

  • @randomartist6992
    @randomartist6992 7 років тому +20

    You should’ve opened with “hi! Welcome to raisins!”

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 роки тому +64

    Kenny and Craig and Randy are still my favourite characters

    • @sydneyanne92
      @sydneyanne92 11 місяців тому +2

      Sorry it took three years, you forgot to use a comma

  • @karalyconisa
    @karalyconisa 7 років тому +89

    I accidentally paused at 10:33 and now I'm scared

  • @geluk_425
    @geluk_425 7 років тому +8

    I love how petty Tweek and Craig are to each other lmao

  • @godsnintendog
    @godsnintendog 7 років тому +39

    GOT MYSELF A CHICKEN BURRITO
    BRRRRRRAH

    • @EliTried
      @EliTried 5 років тому +1

      Looking for someone who got the reference

    • @lobs7070
      @lobs7070 5 років тому

      But it actually fit for jack

  • @rayenessance8179
    @rayenessance8179 4 роки тому +20

    Jack: *collects yaoi* ewww.
    Jack 2 seconds later: *gasps* I can take a sh*t.

  • @skater5008
    @skater5008 7 років тому +9

    51:27 I can't stop laughing at the look on jacks face😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ElTheTraveller
    @ElTheTraveller 7 років тому +17

    22:50
    I remember the 3rd season Tweak vs Craig :D (I am hungarian, sorry)

  • @charlesrussell2649
    @charlesrussell2649 7 років тому +52

    50:10 um.. Jack, I think​ you forgot something.

    • @rebelion160
      @rebelion160 7 років тому

      I thought the same thing.

    • @Jarnsida
      @Jarnsida 7 років тому

      Charles Russell well we might have to get jack kicked from UA-cam hahahahahaha

    • @gothempress
      @gothempress 7 років тому

      Robiiiiiiiiiiiiin, you gotta blur ALL the titties!

    • @top5ofalltime848
      @top5ofalltime848 7 років тому

      Charles Russell little wood do it either

    • @DeterminedDesmo
      @DeterminedDesmo 7 років тому

      He forgot to censor the tits in the backround

  • @Cirib1n
    @Cirib1n 5 років тому +24

    "He`s doing the four way fisting again" Jacksepticeye. after he gave a lap dance

  • @keeganhall3204
    @keeganhall3204 4 роки тому +6

    Thank u so much Sean I was having such a bad night and I needed cheering up so I came here. This definitely did it. Thank u never change🙏🏼💕

  • @julianabmv
    @julianabmv 4 роки тому +7

    26:33 perfect example of cartman and kyles relationship

  • @Viiis
    @Viiis 7 років тому +14

    28:16 jack’s hair, OMG I DIED

  • @alchemist824
    @alchemist824 5 років тому +8

    29:34 you can actually see the pill in his food