my friend once reached inside his backpack to retrieve a 2L bottle of sprite right in front of and after when he told the waitress he didnt want any drinks
H o l y s h i t I went to dinner w my boyfriend's parents and his stepmom brought her own salad dressing and: trav and justin are right. It happened like a month ago and I'm still talking about it.
That mom saying "no one will notice" is my mom saying "no one will look at your feet" while getting me horrible shoes as a child. Bullshit mom. Bullshit.
You know if someone asked "how can I improve my Arby's experience?" They absolutely would tell them to discreetly bring in baggies of their own special sauces and spices.
No one’s gonna read this but, my mom somehow snuck a Tupperware of homemade rice Krispy treats into Gen Con and when confronted bribed the staff member with one (it worked)
I have friends who have very particular food needs they'd be deeply uncomfortable breaking and would absolutely do something like this like... if people want to make their food comfortable and palatable and enjoyable just let them do it.
Fair, but it's more that it's rude to like...use a resturaunts space and utensils but refuse to pay for anything extra out of principle, not so much if you do it out of neccessity. Mostly if you do it blatantly in front of a waitress, because that's cash on your bill that could up the tip, yknow?
I love how this went from "Your mom is weird" to "Appreciate your mom more."
"Does Colonel Sanders wear a hat?"
"When it's sunny, uh-"
Justin's ability to slip jokes under the radar is top notch
my friend once reached inside his backpack to retrieve a 2L bottle of sprite right in front of and after when he told the waitress he didnt want any drinks
whenever they say kurtis i imagine kurtis conner working at arby's trying his best
Confession: I’ve brought sriracha in a tiny sriracha bottle with me to put on my food at restaurants before. I’m very surreptitious about it though.
..okay in 10 years I might be the person bringing my homemade overnight pickles to Arby's, that sounds alright
H o l y s h i t
I went to dinner w my boyfriend's parents and his stepmom brought her own salad dressing and: trav and justin are right. It happened like a month ago and I'm still talking about it.
@subtle username yes I am
my mom's brought homemade desserts to restaurants before...
Mr Arby's: *bites a Ruben with pickles* "Hey all you people!🎶"
Arby’s don’t got pickles so you go mom
As someone who worked at Arby’s, I’m so glad that they made a Mr Arby’s joke
That mom saying "no one will notice" is my mom saying "no one will look at your feet" while getting me horrible shoes as a child. Bullshit mom. Bullshit.
Griffin b like: *B R U H*
I definitely do this, my best example is using sodastream syrup to add flavor to other sodas
Arbys does have pickles tho, and up front by the condiments no less...
Who uses the condiments at Arbys though?
No?????? Not...are you talking about the relish??? Because...I have never seen pickles by anyone's condiment selection??????????
It's been years I know, but I have NEVER SEEN PICKLES AT ARBY'S.
"they are down to clown."
You know if someone asked "how can I improve my Arby's experience?" They absolutely would tell them to discreetly bring in baggies of their own special sauces and spices.
there is no way i heard griffin say bruh
No one’s gonna read this but, my mom somehow snuck a Tupperware of homemade rice Krispy treats into Gen Con and when confronted bribed the staff member with one (it worked)
Arby's employee here: we wouldn't give a shit
As an ex Arby's worker-- Arby's does have pickles! But I agree with the mom, they fucking suck. lol
To be fair... tomatoes at fast food places fucking suck
why do the MBMBros get so weird about Food Crimes™
between this and the Hotel Breakfast Larceny..
I have friends who have very particular food needs they'd be deeply uncomfortable breaking and would absolutely do something like this like... if people want to make their food comfortable and palatable and enjoyable just let them do it.
Fair, but it's more that it's rude to like...use a resturaunts space and utensils but refuse to pay for anything extra out of principle, not so much if you do it out of neccessity. Mostly if you do it blatantly in front of a waitress, because that's cash on your bill that could up the tip, yknow?
It’s really unfortunate that Griffin said “bruh” all those times :(
Griffin b like: *B R U H*