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  • @TemplinInstitute
    @TemplinInstitute  4 роки тому +237

    BUY WAR BONDS.... and shirts and shower curtains and flags and such, over at the Templin Commissary! shop.templin.institute/

    • @MrToast-sk9vn
      @MrToast-sk9vn 4 роки тому +13

      Can't wait to shower in style with those curtains

    • @subhrantbhoi3722
      @subhrantbhoi3722 4 роки тому +10

      Do the supplies are available in the Greater Indian Commissariat ?

    • @TemplinInstitute
      @TemplinInstitute  4 роки тому +14

      @@subhrantbhoi3722 should be available worldwide!

    • @bryanmcclure2220
      @bryanmcclure2220 4 роки тому +5

      We really need to make a season 2

    • @Jordan-ns2ov
      @Jordan-ns2ov 4 роки тому +5

      For your oceanic commissariat video, you could add how global warming sunk many pacific islands. This causing major unrest in the pacific.

  • @OutcastsRedeemer
    @OutcastsRedeemer 4 роки тому +1015

    Why each continent survived.
    North America: The Strong.
    Europe: The Resilient.
    Asia: The Patient.
    South America: The Unseen.
    Africa: The Stubborn.
    Australia: The Emu.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +49

      The Aliens learned that the Emu are dynamite.

    • @sreckocuvalo8110
      @sreckocuvalo8110 4 роки тому +78

      Aliens: *invade*
      Australia: Release the nids!

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 4 роки тому +21

      Emus and Cassowaries are savage beasts if you piss them off

    • @김태호-f1o
      @김태호-f1o 4 роки тому +28

      I thought we banned the use of emus when we reached sentience? Was that not a worldwide consensus? Unless...the emu overlords decided that they desired to fight a foe worthy of their apocalyptic, tectonic-shattering kicks...

    • @obiwankenobi4252
      @obiwankenobi4252 4 роки тому +23

      What propaganda tells you: eventually, the terran forces were able to turn the tide
      What actually happened: a month before the end of the war, the Großemusches Reich entered the war. A month later, all remaining Tyrum forces capitulated.

  • @Mr_diggaer
    @Mr_diggaer 4 роки тому +2055

    Me before watching the video: "I hope they mention a german city."
    *Video starts with destruction of Berlin*
    Me: "I shouldn't have said that."

    • @horschtindiana6041
      @horschtindiana6041 4 роки тому +17

      hey, the video was of to a good start

    • @Schlachti10
      @Schlachti10 4 роки тому +148

      It's just Berlin. No one is going to miss it. - Sincerely all of Bavaria and Baden Würtemberg

    • @necromancerofterra
      @necromancerofterra 4 роки тому +5

      @@Schlachti10 jo

    • @Mr_diggaer
      @Mr_diggaer 4 роки тому +72

      @@Schlachti10 If you think about it - a destroyed Berlin is actually more like an Upgrade for the City. ;)
      Best wishes from Hessen. :D

    • @emeraldvalkyrja225
      @emeraldvalkyrja225 4 роки тому +71

      Yeah, a shame too, with the BER completed only a year before the Tyrums arrival.

  • @namesurname4080
    @namesurname4080 4 роки тому +2035

    " The unexpected arrival of the Polish armored division at the siege of Dresden" ...Nice touch

    • @cheese4life
      @cheese4life 4 роки тому +293

      The winged hussars?

    • @Osean_Kitty
      @Osean_Kitty 4 роки тому +249

      COMING DOWN THEY TURN THE TIDE!

    • @videocritic2463
      @videocritic2463 4 роки тому +204

      No one expects the Polish Wheeled Hussars to arrive!

    • @mappingisfun1522
      @mappingisfun1522 4 роки тому +87

      ahhh, i have to... THEN THE ARMORED DIVISONS ARRIVED

    • @gsthomas187
      @gsthomas187 4 роки тому +30

      I was about to say that. The Winged Hussars ride again lol

  • @bloodydavid
    @bloodydavid 4 роки тому +1343

    Aliens: Wipes out Berlin to cripple Europe
    Europe: Nevermind, we have 30+ more Capitals working

    • @JFBD1999
      @JFBD1999 4 роки тому +104

      Redundancy

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 4 роки тому +211

      Even the Germans themselves have Bonn as their former Capital as well as 15 stand-in Capitals of federal States from which you could continue the Federal Government if the need arises.
      Hell, the Tyrum did us a favour when they nuked Berlin. That city is actually an overall strain to our economy.

    • @comentnine1574
      @comentnine1574 4 роки тому +10

      @@Exodon2020 WAOH!

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 4 роки тому +44

      @@Exodon2020 Yes, after WWII both parts of the divided city were fed money and they got used to wasting it. All other EU countries's capitals are the driving economic force of their nation. If you take Berlin out if the equation for Germany, however the GDP average actually rises. That being said I prefer the federal structure of FRG to the central administration of say France despite its many flaws.

    • @Gartos_CZ
      @Gartos_CZ 4 роки тому +4

      + EU And NATO have theyr institutions in Brussel

  • @superdupergrover9857
    @superdupergrover9857 4 роки тому +1181

    "the unexpected arrival of the Polish armored division during the siege of Dresden..."
    Just couldn't help yourselves, could you?

    • @dariusgunter5344
      @dariusgunter5344 4 роки тому +114

      And the winged hussars arrived *intesified sabaton*
      Honestly would love for them to confirm the unit called itself that and thr name inspired them to risk it all in a mad bit to save dresden xD

    • @jannesl7220
      @jannesl7220 4 роки тому +10

      Holy shit I would never recognized that

    • @comentnine1574
      @comentnine1574 4 роки тому +17

      I wish they could place more details in about how the war went would’ve made a great documentary.

    • @lancer4121
      @lancer4121 4 роки тому +8

      What happened to the girl who used to do the voice work?

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 4 роки тому +15

      Victorious One she’s doing voice acting work in The Soujurn a series made by the guy from spacedock

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf 4 роки тому +471

    with all the famous qoutes and phrases the best one turns out to be a random commander saying "the GTU has no patience for this bullshit"

    • @lukassteffen2570
      @lukassteffen2570 4 роки тому +38

      By a man called Erich König

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +17

      Guy has my vote.

    • @germanfernandez9141
      @germanfernandez9141 4 роки тому +4

      Continuing the Trump heiritage

    • @NGCAnderopolis
      @NGCAnderopolis 4 роки тому +30

      @@germanfernandez9141 I would pay good money to see a guy called Erich knock out Trump while proclaiming this famous phrase

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN 3 роки тому +4

      Somehow, out of so many memorable quotes in the series, this random quote by random commander is among the most badass one.

  • @agentwash1
    @agentwash1 4 роки тому +551

    Xenos: starts off with a hard dunk on Europe.
    Europe: *spits blood on the ground* Attila hit harder than you.

    • @felixfalona6792
      @felixfalona6792 4 роки тому +16

      HaHa

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +52

      I didn’t hear no bell.

    • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
      @VoiceOfTheEmperor 4 роки тому +26

      And Genghis. He hit harder too.

    • @shep9231
      @shep9231 4 роки тому +13

      Me: Xenos... Get Back Here!. I am not done with you yet!.
      Other humans hit harder then you do... I'm gonna tear our your guts!

    • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
      @JoaoSoares-rs6ec 4 роки тому +6

      Yes he did

  • @Etrune
    @Etrune 4 роки тому +1001

    Alien: We've defeated their army !
    European : Hola
    ...
    Alien: We've defeated their army !
    European : Szia
    ...
    Alien: We've defeated their army !
    European :
    Χαίρετε
    ...
    Alien: We've defeated their army !
    European : Salut

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 4 роки тому +180

      Alien: We've defeated their army !
      European : Servus

    • @TheDarkstormy
      @TheDarkstormy 4 роки тому +164

      Alien: We've defeated their army !
      European : Hallo

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 роки тому +190

      Alien: We've defeated their army !
      European : Morning ya Wanker

    • @thequarian7557
      @thequarian7557 4 роки тому +132

      Alien: We've defeated their army !
      European : porco dio beccati sta molotov

    • @AndresRamirez-fi5uw
      @AndresRamirez-fi5uw 4 роки тому +114

      Where is the part where Italy switches sides?

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 4 роки тому +740

    Conflict breaks out in the middle of civilian population centers on earth.
    Mankind: WTF?!
    European Cultures: First time?

    • @Shane21111990
      @Shane21111990 4 роки тому +130

      Europeans: We've been doing this for more than 2,000 years, watch and learn kids!

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 4 роки тому +121

      @@Shane21111990 Rest of the World: OH GOD, THE ENEMY IS BOMBING CIVILIANS!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
      Europe: Hey wait I know this one !😮

    • @zintosion
      @zintosion 4 роки тому +23

      Not just Europe. The whole of human history have been fill with strife and war.

    • @TheDarkstormy
      @TheDarkstormy 4 роки тому +77

      @@zintosion Very True. But Europe made War a Profession and a Trade Good. We created Total War, and then we started exporting it. The North American Commissariat might be the Market Leader today, but that's only because we, The Europeans, Conquered the Americas in the first place.
      Europa Indomitus, Terra Invictus.

    • @Blizzard-vd6ty
      @Blizzard-vd6ty 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheDarkstormy took me a minute to realize that you were referring to reality rather than the game

  • @Panzerfan93
    @Panzerfan93 4 роки тому +375

    I like to think that switzerland remained neutral during this entire invasion buisness. and maybe shot down a couple of Tyran ships that violated our airspace

    • @Aniyah-CHG
      @Aniyah-CHG 4 роки тому +22

      I don't know about neutral. Maybe acting like the US before they joined the allies in WW2.

    • @germanfernandez9141
      @germanfernandez9141 4 роки тому +100

      The high-class of the Tyran used Switzerland as a tax shelter

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +98

      Tyran: "what's over this mountain? *steps over border*"
      Swiss: "FUCKING OUTSIDERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *entire mountain blows up*"

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 3 роки тому +24

      Tyrum: "Airplanes are coming out of that mountain. Is it some airplane volcano? Are they supposed to that?"
      Another Tyrum: "Dude, after we razed the city, everyone was fine. They just hid in their basements, which were all bomb shelters for some reason."
      Yet another Tyrum: "Why do all the bridges keep exploding!?"

    • @blacksnow7106
      @blacksnow7106 3 роки тому +3

      @@the-letter_s Are we talking about Switzerland or Belka?

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJ 4 роки тому +340

    5:38 "the unexpected arrival of the Polish armored division"
    AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 роки тому +21

      COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

    • @Kriegsmarschall3255
      @Kriegsmarschall3255 4 роки тому +16

      THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @jannesl7220
      @jannesl7220 4 роки тому +14

      COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE

    • @kayhen3924
      @kayhen3924 4 роки тому +12

      JANNISERIES ARE YOU READY TO DIE!?

    • @David-jt9nt
      @David-jt9nt 4 роки тому +13

      CANNONBALLS ARE COMING DOWN FROM THE SKY

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders 4 роки тому +655

    not a state with an army but an army with a state?
    *BISMARCK INTENSIFIES*

    • @Alepfi5599
      @Alepfi5599 4 роки тому +28

      @@overlord165 it's a joke calm down

    • @garlonschuman1014
      @garlonschuman1014 4 роки тому +3

      Filip Žižak calm down man

    • @IbanBoi99
      @IbanBoi99 4 роки тому +14

      *Preußens Gloria INTENSIFIES*

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 4 роки тому +10

      This was more during the times of Frederick-Wilhelm I (also known as „the soldier king“) and his son Frederick II (who later became known as „Frederick the Great“). Prussia was known as a rather poor state back then. So they had to dedicate a vast amount of their state budget to the military in order to keep up with the larger and richer great powers of their time.
      Prussia had a mighty army during the times of Bismarck - but Prussia‘s economy had grown so substantially that it could afford such an army without dedicating most of the state budget to it.

    • @Nickname-hier-einfuegen
      @Nickname-hier-einfuegen 4 роки тому +9

      Bismarck was a diplomat and statesman. He finished the obligatory military service in his youth and then never joined the military again. Especially Americans seem to think he was some kind of general or military master mind? He never took part in a war.

  • @Volgrand
    @Volgrand 4 роки тому +147

    A little patriotic me cheered when they mentioned the joint Italian-Spanish landing in Algiers. WOHOO!!

    • @europanzer3929
      @europanzer3929 4 роки тому +51

      Same here. In sci-fi Europe is usually limited to the UK, France and Germany; So hearing about Spain, Italy and Poland (who are overlooked at best and absent or ignored usually) pulling off similar feats is ver much appreciated.

    • @AndresRamirez-fi5uw
      @AndresRamirez-fi5uw 4 роки тому +7

      Im still wondering about the Jalisco Offensive. American Mexican here.

  • @Me-cw7wu
    @Me-cw7wu 4 роки тому +198

    I love that the Templin institute considers other parts of the world, all too often in SI Fi we see regularly American centric stories especially ones set in a near-future society

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 4 роки тому +19

      Yep. This is true inclusion. Unity if all humans, to crush the inferior Xenos.

    • @xillancommander
      @xillancommander 4 роки тому +23

      @@whyamihere5732 or absorb them as new members. what was the line? "The GTU has no patience for this bullshit"

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 4 роки тому +6

      @@xillancommander that is a choice.

    • @SebsterMS99
      @SebsterMS99 4 роки тому +10

      @@xillancommander Purge the Xenos... just to be safe, eh?

    • @GromDarkwater
      @GromDarkwater 4 роки тому +8

      @@Chaimiz China maybe but Africa? It wouldn't survive most of these Sci-Fi scenarios as they lack a military powerful enough to defend themselves

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +464

    Aliens: "We're gonna take out Europe"
    Europe: *chuckles in stupidly dense territory, urban jungles and enough massive cities for the aliens to run outta city-wrecking ammo before they're halfway through*

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 4 роки тому +84

      Yeah.... and unique experience of 2000+ years of war. Not even Chinese fought each other so long and frequently...

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 4 роки тому +45

      Well here we go again, once more unto the breach, been a bit of time but we're back to our familiar battlegrounds,

    • @sreckocuvalo8110
      @sreckocuvalo8110 4 роки тому +6

      @@grlt23 true, but they do reck way higher body count every time they do.

    • @BB-hx4mj
      @BB-hx4mj 4 роки тому +1

      Srećko Čuvalo because it’s the only tactic they know;)

    • @kyodairiker
      @kyodairiker 4 роки тому +2

      Aliens: laughs in colossus

  • @hildemel
    @hildemel 4 роки тому +226

    *Berlin gets destroyed*
    Germans: oh thank god, I was worried they took out something important.

    • @thewarlock539
      @thewarlock539 4 роки тому +3

      NEEEEEEEIN NICHT DIE HAUPTSTADT

    • @NGCAnderopolis
      @NGCAnderopolis 4 роки тому +12

      @@thewarlock539 ach berlin.txt

    • @hildemel
      @hildemel 4 роки тому +7

      @@thewarlock539 Things Germans would never say for 500, Alex. :D

    • @BoeseFlueche
      @BoeseFlueche 4 роки тому +1

      @@hildemel You loose that money.

    • @hildemel
      @hildemel 4 роки тому +5

      @@BoeseFlueche what money? the money they keep throwing out the window in Berlin?

  • @kokokat06
    @kokokat06 4 роки тому +245

    7:26
    as much as the Europe has joined the world, the world has joined Europe... except the UK, they're still trying to leave

    • @user-qf6yt3id3w
      @user-qf6yt3id3w 4 роки тому +6

      The UK is trying to leave partially because the world has joined Europe and partially because it wants to join the world, albeit that those two 'joins' mean very different things.

    • @occultatumquaestio5226
      @occultatumquaestio5226 4 роки тому +17

      If I recall correctly, (New) London is the capital of the Greater Terran Union. So if such a situation were ever to be the case lore-wise, it would be ironic.

    • @user-qf6yt3id3w
      @user-qf6yt3id3w 4 роки тому +28

      @@occultatumquaestio5226 It seems like in Stellaris Invictis there's an Albion Commissariat which means that even in this globalist wet dream of the far future the former UK is still not ruled from Strasbourg.

    • @danielanderson12321
      @danielanderson12321 4 роки тому +3

      London became the European Central hub, so Brexit rather unlikely as they ARE Europe...

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 3 роки тому +1

      Breaking news: UK continues it's 382th anniversary tradition of GTUxit

  • @Exodon2020
    @Exodon2020 4 роки тому +366

    Is the information whether Berlin managed to complete its infamous Airport before being destroyed lost in history or has it been preserved?

    • @necromancerofterra
      @necromancerofterra 4 роки тому +11

      Dude no hahahah

    • @regretfilledexsistance6330
      @regretfilledexsistance6330 4 роки тому +21

      Unfortunately, it was ground zero of the orbital strike

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 4 роки тому +11

      Well... now the whole Berlin is a one big airport....

    • @professionaldisappointment1654
      @professionaldisappointment1654 4 роки тому +3

      @@Valokaari bruh

    • @marcinczapczyk9648
      @marcinczapczyk9648 4 роки тому +7

      there's something behind that airport construction. There is theory that they are building a vault beneath the Berlin. Undergrond City. Airport is just a cover

  • @maxwelljacobs2715
    @maxwelljacobs2715 4 роки тому +390

    1. I like the new voice.
    2. It is strange not hearing the old voice and I often wonder if something happened that made her leave so suddenly.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 роки тому +51

      Same here, why did she leave?

    • @manuelsebastian1360
      @manuelsebastian1360 4 роки тому +108

      @@doom7ish she got a new job but still friends.

    • @GabrielWarlock
      @GabrielWarlock 4 роки тому +197

      @@doom7ish Larissa planned to start a career in the world of voice acting. Can you blame her? I can't... we can only hope she finds what she's looking for

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 4 роки тому +79

      Gabriel Gabor I can imagine it now, Larissa doing a voiceover for a game’s lore, but the video itself has an AAA marketing budget. That would be insane!

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 роки тому +7

      @@GabrielWarlock that's good.

  • @xpgx1
    @xpgx1 4 роки тому +296

    _"footage of a euro corps soldier, knocking out a human supremacist who attempted to grab a florian child..."_ I honestly choked up - geez. You guys are awesome!

    • @xpgx1
      @xpgx1 4 роки тому +35

      @Wolf3500 Alright? The scene just hit close to home for me dude. And to imagine this, as a german, pushed me to react the way I did. Wouldn't it be amazing? And fitting?

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 4 роки тому +5

      @Wolf3500 no u

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 4 роки тому +1

      @@xpgx1 Yea yea Bahnhofsklatscher

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +15

      I’m a staunch anti-GTU insurrectionists, but even I have a ton of respect for that. The Florians were one of the GTU’s greatest enemies, but they also never gave up in the face of total annihilation. No reason to kick them while they’re down.

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 2 роки тому

      @@ottersirotten4290 Imagine being proud of your inablility to feel compassion...

  • @ZephLodwick
    @ZephLodwick 4 роки тому +188

    'The GTU has no patience for this bullsh*t.'
    -- Eric Koenig, High Martial of Terra

  • @heomji7216
    @heomji7216 4 роки тому +74

    Okay European people, you and I know what we must do now.
    *Declaring European Federation founded*

  • @abimanyuputra5185
    @abimanyuputra5185 4 роки тому +216

    "Are we going to win this war?"
    "We will. We have to."

    • @MrPedroleiria
      @MrPedroleiria 4 роки тому +14

      Simple and to the point.

    • @Macharius89
      @Macharius89 3 роки тому +5

      if it was a spanish officer would say "por cojones"

  • @kerianhuertas1586
    @kerianhuertas1586 4 роки тому +194

    "The legendary Franco-german counter-attack"
    The planning :
    French general : Ludwig, tu remember yellow plan in 1940 ? *moves his hands meaning to reverse the attack and point it towards germany*
    German General : Oh, Ja Louis, but I also remember the artillery barrage at Verdun... damnit...
    *Blank in the conversation*
    Both Generals pointing at each other : Let's make both, and let's fix bayonets !
    Meanwhile in Poland :
    *Polish tankist welding iron wings on the flanks of his tank*

    • @spencersholden
      @spencersholden 2 роки тому +1

      Gold

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 Рік тому +2

      Meanwhile in the UK:
      "Pfft, you bombed London? Jokes on you, we're used to that! Enjoy having all our RAF, RN and Army kick yer arse while you get decimated due to the island making resupply difficult, wank stains!"

  • @Vonwell_
    @Vonwell_ 4 роки тому +311

    Once again the Polish cavalry saves the day!

    • @wojciechkowalski8061
      @wojciechkowalski8061 4 роки тому +42

      Poles be like: "Ah shit, here we go again" *Winged Hussars intensify*

    • @David-jt9nt
      @David-jt9nt 4 роки тому +2

      THEN WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 4 роки тому +2

      @@David-jt9nt COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

    • @rbgerald2469
      @rbgerald2469 4 роки тому +4

      We remember,
      In September,
      That's the night Dresden was freed;
      We made the enemy bleed;
      THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 4 роки тому +42

    "Polish armoured division"
    In the distance, a winged hussar sheds a tear...

  • @FurTalles
    @FurTalles 4 роки тому +12

    As a European I really had goose bumps...it felt like a very motivating speech

  • @AznDude150
    @AznDude150 4 роки тому +70

    not gonna lie, the GTU has quickly become one of my favorite space empires

  • @leelicayan2180
    @leelicayan2180 4 роки тому +103

    As a 'European' and 'pro World Government for the purposes of colonising space and defending against angsty Xenos', I felt like you captured the spirit of our Union really well

    • @HK--nf1sc
      @HK--nf1sc Рік тому

      Statement: Eh, I'm kind of iffy on the world government thing. Only thing that would get me on board would be:
      1. All national, cultural, and ethnic identities continue to exist.
      2. Issues and problems affecting one region of the world should be handled by said region unless they directly ask for help (instances of neglect and/or abuse by local governments being an exception).
      3. The rights, freedoms, and liberties of all are always vigorously defended so long as they do not harm anyone else (either physically or financially).
      4. The needs of everyone is provided for so long as an effort on there part made (the GTU wasn't built on laziness).

    • @hellouniverse5451
      @hellouniverse5451 Рік тому +1

      ​@@HK--nf1scthe union follows all of these if not for the moral benefits like you wish but for efficiency a to be racist or sexist is to disqualify a large portion of humanity that can otherwise be productive citizens

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 4 роки тому +234

    If this is what the Tyrim got in Europe... imagine what must have happened... _in Russia._

    • @Luthies
      @Luthies 4 роки тому +99

      They all froze to death due to an unexpectedly cold winter.

    • @delb2192
      @delb2192 4 роки тому +57

      @@Luthies Don't forget the mud and millions of soldiers thrown at the Tyrum lines.

    • @darakushitatamashi8837
      @darakushitatamashi8837 4 роки тому +90

      Russians soldiers don't defends mother Russia, mother Russia defends Russian soldiers

    • @24_idabagusradityastawakar29
      @24_idabagusradityastawakar29 4 роки тому +14

      And they got molotov cocktail in the face

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 роки тому +10

      I wonder if the Tyrim are sensitive to cold?

  • @danielwolfgang8234
    @danielwolfgang8234 4 роки тому +166

    "Die GTU hat keine Geduld für so eine Scheißé!" ~ Erich König

    • @delos9940
      @delos9940 4 роки тому +11

      Wouldn't it be "keine Geduld für so eine Scheiße" ..?

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 4 роки тому +7

      Better would be, "Die GTU hat nicht die Zeit für die Scheiße" (noch freier übersetzt)

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 4 роки тому +142

    I absolutely love the worldbuilding behind Invicta.
    Also, how about Invicta season 2?

  • @Oa-ho2et
    @Oa-ho2et 4 роки тому +110

    I love this idea of a unified humanity, realistically started with vengeance, moving on to the goal of a better future including all species. This is just about my dream for humanity and it’s final nation, a species that spreads and harbors life with the ideals of freedom and equality. Keep making this amazing content, and I look forward to the future of this channel! Ad victoriam!

    • @andrewjennings7306
      @andrewjennings7306 4 роки тому +13

      It couldn't happen tho. And if it did that means just a single government would have to become corrupt to end up with a global dystopian society.

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 роки тому +15

      Kind of sad that it takes war to unite us all but lets face it thats the only real way for us to even work together and even then we are a cluster fuck of god knows how many individual small armies going ape shit

    • @kamalkumardhandhukiya7972
      @kamalkumardhandhukiya7972 4 роки тому +9

      ~~The GTU shall enslave all other alien races~~

    • @TheParadoxGamer1
      @TheParadoxGamer1 4 роки тому +5

      In my own writings, it was war and a powerful outside force fighting with them that inspired humanity to integrate their nations together, along with integrating this outside power.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 роки тому +2

      Victory unto Death

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 4 роки тому +170

    Decentralization saves Europe
    GTU: I refuse to learn from this!

    • @mrXOwarrior
      @mrXOwarrior 4 роки тому +3

      Which is way its not likely in any case.

    • @shandhi5391
      @shandhi5391 4 роки тому +22

      GTU's structure is very similar to that of the former European Federation lol I have no idea what you're trying to say.

    • @cjstanky
      @cjstanky 4 роки тому +17

      Decentralization is good for when you have to defend against overwhelming force as on strike can't cripple everything. But it's bad for an attacking force as commands can get muddied

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS 4 роки тому +10

      GTU was able to rapidly adapt to decenralized command if need be as seen in War with the NEX.

    • @thomasrevill7723
      @thomasrevill7723 4 роки тому +4

      Think you missed the fact the GTU is also decentralised into commisariats

  • @ragzaugustus
    @ragzaugustus 4 роки тому +49

    Welcome to Europe! The Continent of Blood! Constant war since time immemorial to the end of Bosnian Wars, enjoy your stay!

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 4 роки тому +11

      Well eastern Ukraine is still Europe. So the war is still ongoing.

    • @JohnSmith-ey6zy
      @JohnSmith-ey6zy 4 роки тому +3

      @@fabianherrmann6398 They're part of Eurasian Commissariat, I guess the Russians at the end got what they wanted.

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 4 роки тому +1

      @@JohnSmith-ey6zy The (fictional) future seems not so different then....

    • @thisguyoverhere6572
      @thisguyoverhere6572 4 роки тому +1

      I want every tour guide throughout Europe to say this now

  • @samm41241
    @samm41241 Рік тому +5

    I can´t help but feel a sense of pride when watching this video. I really hope that one day we will be able to overcome our differences and unite under a single government giving birth to the European federation.

  • @lemediamark4254
    @lemediamark4254 4 роки тому +82

    A European (a french to be exact) likes it!

    • @giovannificarra6430
      @giovannificarra6430 4 роки тому +12

      A European (and Italian) shares support!

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 4 роки тому +11

      A european (a german) approves of this message

    • @whatson7950
      @whatson7950 4 роки тому +10

      A European (An Irish person) agrees.

    • @Elderrion
      @Elderrion 3 роки тому +4

      A European (a Belgian) shares this notion!

    • @Macharius89
      @Macharius89 3 роки тому +5

      A European (and spanish) nods

  • @ethannaftalin2395
    @ethannaftalin2395 4 роки тому +96

    I’d like to see an episode on the Arabian Commissariat. I’m curious about the integration of Israel with it’s previously very hostile neighbors. (Very Niche I know, but something I’m very curious about.)

    • @Exodon2020
      @Exodon2020 4 роки тому +28

      Pretty sure most petty human conflicts lost their meaning the Minute Berlin got obliterated by an orbital strike from a Hostile Alien Invasion Force.

    • @richardm7713
      @richardm7713 4 роки тому +12

      spoiler, Israel survived alone making it the Jewish commisariat.

    • @ethannaftalin2395
      @ethannaftalin2395 4 роки тому +17

      And yet historical differences continued to flare up following the war. The UAC had problems post war with integration and the EC stumbled with with imperialist remarks. It only makes sense that there would be some kind of flare up in a part of the world that is notorious for its conflicts fought over it.

    • @manticorephoenix
      @manticorephoenix 4 роки тому +7

      @@Exodon2020 maybe most problems but not nearly enough. After all, were going through a worldwide crisis right now, we have a common enemy and not too many nation's feel the need to stand together

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf 4 роки тому +4

      I'm guessing somehow that was solved before 2090 or the aliens nuked the problem away.

  • @isadorakios8752
    @isadorakios8752 4 роки тому +127

    Human Supremacist tries to attack a child.
    GTU Soldier: "Thats a paddling"

  • @JohnSmith-gz4fs
    @JohnSmith-gz4fs 4 роки тому +42

    This is impressive. Long live the European fédération.

  • @darakushitatamashi8837
    @darakushitatamashi8837 4 роки тому +47

    I had goosebumps through the complete duration of the video. That is the first time since Larissas left. With that for me personally he completely earned the role as Larissas sucsessor

  • @slowmoe1686
    @slowmoe1686 4 роки тому +137

    FOR THE EMPERO- wait wrong universe FOR THE GREATER TERRAN UNION

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 4 роки тому +8

      Lol! So unoriginal (no offense, I'm not exempt) but still hilarious to hear!

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 4 роки тому +20

      @@irishspartanstudios Don't worry, all sci-fi universes is just a prequel to 40k. Even Dune

    • @whyamihere5732
      @whyamihere5732 4 роки тому +1

      @@irishspartanstudios brutally honest

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 4 роки тому +2

      @@whyamihere5732 Trying not to be rude, though calling someone unoriginal is rude... So... Despite me saying it's funny none the less but... Eh, whatever

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios 4 роки тому +1

      @@zachzent8287 True

  • @mingchoi8369
    @mingchoi8369 4 роки тому +33

    Suggestions for the Templin Institute:
    - Earth Federation and Principality of Zeon - Mobile Suit Gundam
    - OZ - Gundam Wing
    - Galactic Kaiserreich and Free Planets Alliance - Legend of the Galactic Heroes
    - Allied Nations - Command and Conquer: Red Alert
    - Holy Britannia Empire - Code Geass
    - HYDRA - MCU
    - The Hellsing Society and the Millennium Organization - Hellsing
    - Federated Communes of France - Kaiserreich
    - ISAF and Erusea - Ace Combat
    - The Superman Regime - Injustice
    Dossier:
    - Amuro Ray and Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
    - Heero Yuy and Zechs Merquise - Gundam Wing
    - Reinhard von Lohengramm and Yang Wen-li - Legend of the Galactic Heroes
    - Kane - Command and Conquer
    - Injustice Superman
    - Agent Alucard - Hellsing
    - Lelouch Lamperouge - Code Geass
    - Scolar Visari - Killzone
    - Lord Thanos - MCU
    - Lord Drakkon - Power Rangers
    Atlas:
    - Jaburo - Mobile Suit Gundam
    - Sydney Crater - Mobile Suit Gundam
    - Sokovia - MCU
    - Sakaar - MCU
    - Vekta - Killzone
    - San Salvacion - Ace Combat
    - The Lighthouse - Ace Combat
    - Bajor and Deep Space 9 - Star Trek
    - Tattooine - Star Wars
    - Babylon 5
    HiCom:
    - The First Zeon War - Mobile Suit Gundam
    - The Alliance-Reich Wars - Legend of the Galactic Heroes
    - The Tiberium Wars - Command and Conquer
    - The Helghan Wars - Killzone
    - The Millennium War - Hellsing
    - The Usean Continental War - Ace Combat
    - The Drakkon War - Power Rangers: Shattered Grid
    - The Infinity War - MCU
    - Endgame: Thanos's Last Stand - MCU
    - The Crisis on Infinite Earths - Arrowverse

  • @rbgerald2469
    @rbgerald2469 4 роки тому +10

    5:28
    We remember,
    In September,
    That's the night Dresden was freed;
    We made the enemy bleed;
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!!

  • @nikitaivachtchenko6375
    @nikitaivachtchenko6375 4 роки тому +27

    Some ideas for future episodes.
    - The Healing Church (Bloodborne)
    - Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (Hellboy)
    - The Patriots (Metal Gear)
    - Shadaloo (Street Fighter)
    - The Necromorphs (Dead Space)
    - The Various Lantern Corps (DC Comics)

  • @levitschetter5288
    @levitschetter5288 2 роки тому +10

    "It had been nearly a lifetime since Europe had seen a major war. No one alive then could remember a time their cities were reduced to rubble" well that aged poorly

  • @theallies2007
    @theallies2007 4 роки тому +15

    This new Narrator is beyond amazing. I'm glad to see the Greater Terran Union back in full swing. Let Season 2 soon begin.

  • @Epsiloneridan
    @Epsiloneridan 4 роки тому +8

    So good ! The GTU is your best work ! As a citizen of the European Commissariat i valid your narration !

  • @masterthiefesq2440
    @masterthiefesq2440 4 роки тому +39

    I vote for Albion Commissariat or Japanese-Korean Comissariat next!

  • @gamerofwar99
    @gamerofwar99 4 роки тому +62

    This is kind of out of the blue, and will inevitably be buried in the comment section, but I had an idea for better symbolism for the Nordic Commissariat flag. Rather than simply being based on the colours of preexisting countries flags, base it on this. Have yellow and red to symbolize the Kalmar Union. The Kalmar Union was the only time in history that all of the Nordic Countries had a single head of state governing all the nations in the north. And have dark blue and white to symbolize the modern flag of the Nordic Council. Just a thought for some more thoughtful meaningful symbolism than just "use all the existing colours."

    • @SuperHipsterGamer
      @SuperHipsterGamer 4 роки тому +8

      The Kalmar Union is not a united scandinavia, but a scandinavia subservient to the danish monarchy. Blue and white are far more appropriate symbolising the nordic council.

    • @baronvonjerch
      @baronvonjerch 4 роки тому +5

      @@Valokaari Templin most likely though that Europe was too diverse a place to smoosh together under one centralised government. Hence why we also have the Albion (Great Britain), Balkan and Eurasion Commissariats alongside the European and Nordic Commissariats.

    • @Toddvarskanal
      @Toddvarskanal 4 роки тому

      That sounds ineresting at least the symbols of the nordic countries would still be...

  • @김태호-f1o
    @김태호-f1o 4 роки тому +3

    The narrator is awesome! Love the voice and the gravity (and the focus) he delivers. Perfect for this episode. Europe has never sounded more cool to my ears. Keep up with the excellent work, sir!

  • @Griffolion0
    @Griffolion0 4 роки тому +13

    Aliens: Think destroying just Berlin will cripple Europe
    London, Madrid, Rome, Paris, Vienna, Oslo, Helsinki, Stockholm, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Lisbon, Warsaw, Prague, Budapest, Brussels, Zurich, Kiev: Are we a joke to you?

  • @-lgoonareternall-3772
    @-lgoonareternall-3772 4 роки тому +4

    Not that this needs to be said, but the Greater Terran Union is probably one of the coolest science-fiction ideas and stories I’ve heard in a long time, and the fact that you guys made it is even better. Great job guys 👍

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 2 роки тому +2

    Would love to see a pic of that EuroCorp division soldier belting that Supremacist. That would be an iconic image. And a pic of their commander later in an interview, giving his best Wolverine curled-lip grunt "We don't have time for that bullshit."
    when asked about the incident.

  • @PaiSAMSEN
    @PaiSAMSEN 3 роки тому +6

    "The GTU has no patience for this bullshit"
    This sound more badass than it has any right to be.

  • @nathanaelsallhageriksson1719
    @nathanaelsallhageriksson1719 4 роки тому +12

    I like this one, it's really unique to Hollywood movies at least. And it makes sense that europe of all places would be the origin of the millitary war machine known as the GTU.

  • @sw36jl
    @sw36jl 4 роки тому +6

    I can't wait for videos on all the Commissariats! I hope the ones in Asia are equally fleshed out as I understand most of your audience probably resides in Europe and America and this may be impractical.

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 4 роки тому +4

    “The GTU has no patience for this bullshit.”
    Now that’s a High Marshall I can stand behind!! 😆

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 Рік тому +2

    I like how, in the background music, you can hear the background bass music of the GTU (almost). Goes to show how the Eurocore was what lead to the GTU, due to being one of the most resilient to invasion, and some of the first areas to rebuild were European (including Britain, clearly, seeing as London was the first major city rebuilt). EDIT: also, Albion Commissariat video when?

  • @The_Goose2
    @The_Goose2 4 роки тому +6

    "The GTU has no time for this bullshit" is now my new favorite quote

  • @furinick
    @furinick 4 роки тому +4

    I like to think that the polish tank charge had speakers blasting that sabaton song while they had the wings strapped into the turrets

  • @TheSealDribble
    @TheSealDribble 4 роки тому +65

    Northern Europe = Berlin?
    Me: Laughs in IKEAn

    • @sumoking3002
      @sumoking3002 4 роки тому

      A dialect of dutch?

    • @TheDarkstormy
      @TheDarkstormy 4 роки тому +2

      @@sumoking3002 Swedish

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому

      Why are the instructions in french?
      [CONFUSED AND DISTRESSED ALIEN SCREAMING]

    • @janidusanda6525
      @janidusanda6525 4 роки тому +2

      The Nordic Commissariat is separate from the European one.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 роки тому +7

    There's a part of me that whenever a Stellar Invicta video comes out, imagines it in the setting of Star Trek.
    Some alien race attacks pre warp Earth, and after we fight them off and reverse engineer their tech, we go out as a _militaristic society…_ but not the psychotic Mirror Universe Terran Empire [that was intrinsically unstable and bound to collapse].

  • @shep9231
    @shep9231 4 роки тому +4

    Sometimes we looked to the stars for hope... and for answers... sometimes we didn't like what we found... and while the universe offered us few answers, it was easily willing to confront us with new questions...

  • @EvilEuropean
    @EvilEuropean 4 роки тому +5

    Makes a huge change to see a region other than the USA portrayed in sci-fi, and in a positive light as well.

  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 4 роки тому +5

    This needs a book, my god it's good!

    • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
      @JoaoSoares-rs6ec 4 роки тому +2

      Been trying to write one but still to little information

  • @austinryder2622
    @austinryder2622 3 роки тому +5

    I want "The GTU has no patience for this bullshit." on a mug.

  • @Dontiva
    @Dontiva 4 роки тому +6

    I love how they added benefits and negatives to how the nations run, I can't wait to see what kinda benefits or negatives could be added to a completely different nation they may play in the future.

  • @marvinamann4969
    @marvinamann4969 4 роки тому +7

    That has made me proud to be a European once again

  • @ghosterino
    @ghosterino 4 роки тому +10

    It is amazing how an alien invasion is needed to put the bureaucrats and bankers aside and bring out that patriotic determination on which the nations and the European Community were founded.

  • @Volgrand
    @Volgrand 4 роки тому +2

    I cannot believe could feel so much patriotism for a fictional commissariat. You guys are amazing storytellers and worldbuilders!

  • @lukasd.6530
    @lukasd.6530 4 роки тому +4

    Yes, finnaly the European commesariat gets a video, wich was great by the way.

  • @edwardboss
    @edwardboss 4 роки тому +2

    The quality of storytelling gives me overwhelming feelings of patriotism for a country that doesn't exist

  • @woestewouter96
    @woestewouter96 4 роки тому +6

    The liberation started with Europe!

  • @williamwissing6768
    @williamwissing6768 4 роки тому +2

    I must have more Commissariat videos. They’re just too awesome

  • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
    @juliusmoe-nstar8942 4 роки тому +3

    History must never be forgotten

  • @TheOneWhoMightBe
    @TheOneWhoMightBe 4 роки тому +1

    I love the amount of lore you've built up around a simple playthrough.

  • @iansarver8444
    @iansarver8444 4 роки тому +3

    Tyrum-We have defeated their armies!
    Konig-The GTU has no patience for this bullshit!
    Tyrum-*EXPLODING AND DYING INTENSIFIES *

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 4 роки тому +1

    I'd never even considered this style/method of presenting a Stellaris campaign until your previous Stellaris Invicta series's.
    But.. that's the beautiful thing about Stellaris, ya know? It's that you can make whatever "Head Canon" you like for it, and fully RP as the nation you've created. This is an excellent method of sharing that "Head Canon" with all of us. I'll definitely be watching the next episode(s) when released. :)

  • @alphagamer9505
    @alphagamer9505 3 роки тому +6

    Damm, this made me be even more proud to be European, I hope one day a European federation becomes true

  • @WVER-gc2fs
    @WVER-gc2fs 4 роки тому +2

    Watching this, alongside the video on the United Americas Commissariat, makes me amazed at how there's careful attention given towards showing how each region's history and culture "build" the Greater Terran Union. Makes me even more excited to see how the other Commissariats are built (especially the Eurasian and Pan-Pacific Commissariats, since we keep hearing about their famed industrial capacity 😂).
    It'd be interesting to see how these would be crafted, though, given how vastly diverse the politics, cultures, and ideologies are in these continents. 😅

  • @shovelenthusiast7389
    @shovelenthusiast7389 4 роки тому +4

    Raiders: "We demand tribute"
    GTU: "The GTU has no patience for this bullshit"

  • @whatson7950
    @whatson7950 2 роки тому +2

    I hope they eventually get around to making videos about the other Commissariats.

  • @nuyorican1985
    @nuyorican1985 4 роки тому +3

    FOR THE UNION...

  • @xboxnube
    @xboxnube 4 роки тому +8

    Aliens: we defeated their army!
    Europe: Здравствуйте! Как дело?

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 4 роки тому +13

    The *Legendary* Series has Returneth!

  • @oscardelafuente8649
    @oscardelafuente8649 4 роки тому +10

    Could you imagine a 10 metre mable block with the inscription "THE GTU HAS NO PATIENCE FOR THIS BULLSH*T

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и Рік тому +3

    This series is the real definition of based

  • @lordav6960
    @lordav6960 4 роки тому +4

    Balkan comissariat when? That ones gotta be spicy
    *Plays accordeon in war crimes and scorched earth*

  • @gunnarherzog5538
    @gunnarherzog5538 4 роки тому +10

    United in Diversity!

  • @bladeviridian7853
    @bladeviridian7853 4 роки тому +2

    More Stellaris Invicta!!!

  • @archerbascha8757
    @archerbascha8757 4 роки тому +4

    "For Europa Colonel, victory always."

  • @sugar1905
    @sugar1905 4 роки тому +2

    god, this entire series just **bleeds** Humanity Fuck Yeah in the best way I've seen

  • @Helix_of_Arulen
    @Helix_of_Arulen 4 роки тому +5

    Huzzah for the Union! This citizen requests further commissariat history, and the explanation of the citizenship tiers.

  • @abhinavnambiar4720
    @abhinavnambiar4720 4 роки тому +2

    Need more of this!

  • @waaaghface1925
    @waaaghface1925 4 роки тому +4

    Love to see an Albion commissariat (spelt that wrong I’m sure), great work as always!

  • @redexe600
    @redexe600 4 роки тому

    Everytime something like this comes on, I go back and rewatch the livestreams. I so want them to do this again!

  • @jeanitacarambi354
    @jeanitacarambi354 4 роки тому +4

    "the joint italian-spanish landing in Algiers"
    yes, these are the heirs of Lepanto.

  • @V1p3r65
    @V1p3r65 4 роки тому +2

    You should do videos on all the commissariats, this video was fascinating and I'd love to see how you handle the others.