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  • @whoareyou1034
    @whoareyou1034 4 роки тому +1942

    "The mist man terrorized the Terran Union"
    Mist man: *leaves water balloons in places and modifies showers to use more water*

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 4 роки тому +196

      It violations the monthly shower water ration! The gravest of crimes in the GTU

    • @armchairphilosopher6880
      @armchairphilosopher6880 4 роки тому +35

      @@johnroach9026 Thank god, you beat me to it! GTU lore guy right here! xD

    • @manticorephoenix
      @manticorephoenix 4 роки тому +89

      Water is a finite resource in this mostly barren wasteland of a galaxy, the ability to Terraform worlds into lush soil does not permit the Union's citizens to just waste water with frivolous things like balloons or unsanctioned games

    • @whoareyou1034
      @whoareyou1034 4 роки тому +15

      @@manticorephoenix ok makes sense. I am not familiar with universe in the video.

    • @anilin6353
      @anilin6353 4 роки тому +73

      Imagine watching your baby die of thirst because someone wanted to take 12 showers a day.

  • @rebelappliance771
    @rebelappliance771 4 роки тому +1326

    Mist Man: forgets to turn off showers
    GTU: *”This is an Avengers level threat”*

    • @hyperlanceitex6149
      @hyperlanceitex6149 4 роки тому +23

      I mean to be fair he didn't just waste water, he also lead a domestic terrorism campaign

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 4 роки тому +3

      @@hyperlanceitex6149 Hopefully that's what they executed 9 people for.

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому +17

      "Now would be a good time to get angry, physics director."
      "That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry."
      *Turns into Titanic lifeform. Turns off faucet.*

  • @haup8377
    @haup8377 4 роки тому +1350

    “This is ‘Mist Man.’”
    GTU: “Dear God”
    “There’s more.”
    GTU: “No!”

    • @Dorito8052
      @Dorito8052 4 роки тому +30

      Will you help me kill the mist man? He keeps stealing my hard earned water.

    • @aidanmeacham1999
      @aidanmeacham1999 4 роки тому +4

      @@Dorito8052 I can pronounce

    • @spencersholden
      @spencersholden 4 роки тому +12

      Nice TF2 reference there.

    • @jacobs279
      @jacobs279 4 роки тому +14

      He could be you. He could be me. He could even, be -

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS 4 роки тому +9

      @@jacobs279 GTU //execute someone with shotgun to the head
      IT'S OBVIOUS! HE'S A MISTMAN!!

  • @pudlordtynan919
    @pudlordtynan919 4 роки тому +652

    He's our wet protector,
    Our washful guardian,
    Our damp knight!

    • @TemplinInstitute
      @TemplinInstitute  4 роки тому +168

      I laughed real hard at this

    • @pudlordtynan919
      @pudlordtynan919 4 роки тому +33

      Aww that's great to hear. Hope you and all yours have a good day.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +22

      It’s the reference we deserve, and the one we need right now.

    • @walterdayrit675
      @walterdayrit675 4 роки тому +18

      WHERSH THE PLUNGER?!! WHERSH ISH IT?

  • @theliato3809
    @theliato3809 4 роки тому +1314

    I remember when the Water crimes division jokes just started and now here we are.

    • @levb258
      @levb258 4 роки тому +61

      Can you please elaborate?

    • @essex3777
      @essex3777 4 роки тому +54

      @@levb258 I'm with this guy I wasnt big into Invicta when it was going, I need a refresher.

    • @karamanid
      @karamanid 4 роки тому +4

      .

    • @armchairphilosopher6880
      @armchairphilosopher6880 4 роки тому +41

      @@essex3777 a... REFRESHER!? I think you're already onto it xD

    • @armchairphilosopher6880
      @armchairphilosopher6880 4 роки тому +36

      @@levb258 Episode one or two of the whole thing, it's a side note in the prologue after the first contact war.

  • @davidloftus4741
    @davidloftus4741 4 роки тому +547

    "we are the GTU! The galaxies most dominant power! We fear no one!"
    "Sir! There is a man who complains about not being allowed more than a 5 minute shower."
    "Shut. Down. Everything."

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 4 роки тому +368

    Marshal: Jesus Christ we have bigger problems than losing a little water
    Assistant: Sir, The Terran Union is suffering from water shortage.
    Marshal: *breathe in* *exhale* Thats it I am forming a new division...name it some garbage like the Water Crimes Division or something and let them handle this. I am going to Mercury with my kids.
    Water Crimes Division: Ok how do we keep the budget coming?

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha! This

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +33

      Water Crime Divisiob: Oh I know! We'll execute someone publically. That always brings the spirits up.

  • @rogercushman2903
    @rogercushman2903 4 роки тому +116

    It is also said he experimented on two of his most devout followers making them extraordinarily resistant to bodily damage and trained them in infiltration. They could break into any building or home and would always leave a sink running as a calling card. These super human warriors were only know as The Wet Bandits.

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 4 роки тому +278

    GTU: No, you can’t just waist water
    Mist Man: hehehe, shower head goes “pssssh”

    • @jujububu3626
      @jujububu3626 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 4 роки тому +10

      Of course he can't waist water, waist isn't a verb.

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 4 роки тому +5

      @@ThePCguy17 now I am just trying to figure out what "waistwater" is, and whatever it is, I don't think it's anything good

  • @Phoenix-vf4nd
    @Phoenix-vf4nd 4 роки тому +497

    So we playing a religious empire cult of the mist man in the next season of stellaris Invicta... how moist

    • @kevincastillomorales4858
      @kevincastillomorales4858 4 роки тому +9

      *Badums*

    • @Dorito8052
      @Dorito8052 4 роки тому +7

      No no it’s pronounced *_M O I S T_*

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 3 роки тому +4

      The Moist Ones, led by the High Prophet of Moistness Cr1tikal

    • @spencersholden
      @spencersholden 3 роки тому +4

      It goes by the name the Holy Solar Empire and it lost the vote to Antares.

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 4 роки тому +485

    To be honest the GTU wouldn’t actually be the worst place to live. If I had to choose between every sci fi world to go to Invicta definitely wouldn’t be the worst. That goes to war hammer 40k.

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 роки тому +53

      Sad gasmask noises

    • @magnetronie
      @magnetronie 4 роки тому +37

      HERESY

    • @joshuabruce9599
      @joshuabruce9599 4 роки тому +74

      i;m not sure if this is sci-fi but i wouldn't want to be a part of the world described in 'I have no mouth and i must scream'. There are only 5 humans left on Earth and they are all forced to live in perpetual torment and torture for the rest of time by a planet spanning computer named 'AM' (originally stood for Allied master-computer but AM later chose for it to be in reference to 'I think, therefore, i am). There is an old point and click adventure game based on it that i played and i think it could be worse than 40K. At least it is possible to die in 40K.

    • @darthvader4977
      @darthvader4977 4 роки тому +15

      @@joshuabruce9599 "I understood that reference."

    • @dabigork
      @dabigork 4 роки тому +9

      What da Grot our uniiver is da best no end of war it's brill Groting hummie

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 4 роки тому +114

    This went from serious, to a joke, to genuinely terrifying.

  • @4thdimensionai972
    @4thdimensionai972 4 роки тому +83

    "hey what youre here for?"
    "i bypassed shower restriction"
    "You monster! You should be in solitary! I only killed someone but that is too far"

  • @armchairphilosopher6880
    @armchairphilosopher6880 4 роки тому +323

    Mr. Mistman, bring me some steam
    Make it the wettest that I've ever seen
    Help me get past my water usage controller
    Give me mods that bypass my shower

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 4 роки тому +12

      The GTU Nursery Rhyme Station presents: Mr. Mistman.

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 4 роки тому +422

    This feels like an April Fools joke posted three months late.

  • @fieldy409
    @fieldy409 4 роки тому +32

    "All across the Terran Union in hushed tones the question is asked: "Who is the muffin man?""

  • @antonyslack1
    @antonyslack1 4 роки тому +140

    Join the Temple of the Mist

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +4

      Don’t mind if I do.

    • @antonyslack1
      @antonyslack1 4 роки тому +8

      For millennia humanity has known the truth. We give thanks to the Gods of air and the water. We know oh Gods of your character you who watch over us from the waters, the brooks and streams. Here in Albion we gave you the blessings of the year, gave you our swords. In return you gave your life to us in the Great War. Sacrificed yourself to us to save us.
      You who are own around the union in various names as Njord in the north you bless us with your winds of trade. As Father Thames in the tounge of the English and in India where you gave birth to the Ganges with your name lost in time.
      Come to us oh great one in our time of need. Let the rivers flow free of imperfection in your name let us move like the waters free, able to carve the deepest valleys and put out the flames of doubt.

    • @antonyslack1
      @antonyslack1 4 роки тому +4

      @@fumarc4501 take this inciate by our sign you will know us

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +3

      @Antony Slack Will do. The Mist Conceals and Protects.

  • @yall571
    @yall571 4 роки тому +100

    Timmy, you best turn off your faucet, or the mist man will get you!

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +7

      The Mist Man is already here.

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 роки тому +4

      The Mist Man has always been here.

  • @acronym0523
    @acronym0523 4 роки тому +423

    New series of Stellaris?
    Teaser?
    Or... the leader!

  • @TheCornDog.
    @TheCornDog. 4 роки тому +38

    GTU: "I fear no man. But that thing..."
    *Mist Man*
    GTU: "It scares me"

  • @GargaGaming
    @GargaGaming 4 роки тому +96

    Rule one of Mist club: Stay hydrated.

  • @marcinmarszaek3813
    @marcinmarszaek3813 4 роки тому +39

    Sooo, most probably the Mist Man from the early days of the GTU was simply an Unbidden scout who got caught, but someone forgot to seal teh clasified data, a bunch of kids found the story and decided to play evil plumber under cover of an anicent evil human mutant... Damn, I love it.
    And BTW, I'm certain Water Crime Division is just a codename for GTU's secret police force. It just works

    • @Denorius
      @Denorius 2 роки тому +4

      Or maybe he was a Screk observer.

    • @bpdqbpdq
      @bpdqbpdq Рік тому

      "Plumbers" go out and "seal" some "leaks".

    • @m.douglas8492
      @m.douglas8492 Рік тому

      Water Crime Division is how they arrest political dissidents, like the old loitering laws. "yeah don't worry about this guy starting protests, turns out he was siphoning water a bit so we executed him. for the water of course."

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 4 роки тому +160

    Probably just the future Emperor of Mankind killing time by playing hide and seek.

    • @CSLucasEpic
      @CSLucasEpic 3 роки тому +9

      The time of the GTU is just known as The Dark Age of Technology nowdays.

  • @A-Forty3707
    @A-Forty3707 4 роки тому +16

    i like the seriousness voice when talking about illegally modifying bath tub

  • @theostalgist
    @theostalgist 4 роки тому +27

    Mist man: *forgets to turn off faucet*
    GTU command: D’ya have a loicence for ‘vat? Don’t do ya? Roight lads! Get ‘im!

  • @RayleighJones
    @RayleighJones 4 роки тому +116

    And while it is with a heavy heart that I report the loss of our comrades in arms, Ben Hislop and Eva Coré, they died as they lived, protecting Humanity to the last.
    And what they helped discover not only confirms everything I believe, it has proven to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is something out there to protect humanity against.
    Desolas was right. The stars look warm and inviting to us. Places to be explored, knowledge to be had, riches to be made.
    But we will not always be welcome. Those who came before may not be willing to share. It is the way of things. It is inevitable.
    A dark time is coming. Humanity will be tested. And while we may not know who is doing the testing or why, we must meet the challenge as we have met all others. We will succeed.
    Because to do anything else would be inhuman.
    We will watch the dark places, and bring illumination. There is no magic, only technology. Tools that we can master. Tools that we must master. Not just to survive, but for the betterment of Mankind.
    We can, and will, take our rightful place in the stars.
    This is my manifesto. I hope you will join my cause. End recording.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +15

      The Mist Man sounds so Illusive.

    • @heomji7216
      @heomji7216 4 роки тому +2

      @@fumarc4501 Our place in the universe is more fragile than we'd like to think.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 4 роки тому

      Probably because we’re a more primitive species

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 4 роки тому +1

      Compared to others

    • @RayleighJones
      @RayleighJones 4 роки тому

      Damn I'm so glad so many people got that reference :')

  • @shaftoe195
    @shaftoe195 4 роки тому +59

    So, this dude contracted Tyrim spores back during the first war, and set out with a twisted plot of revenge against the GTU (or some other similarly nefarious agenda)? Neat.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +8

      It would be interesting if it turned out that the Tyrum have a deep connection with water. They did spread using spores, but earth as it was during the war was a poor environment to spread... maybe they were working on the means to speed up the process, and this guy was caught in the middle?
      The speculation and jokes about this character are neat limitless.

    • @gaspardduclos5203
      @gaspardduclos5203 4 роки тому +11

      @@fumarc4501 It could be the other way around, that the Mist Man used constant water baths to keep the Tyrum spores at bay, preventing the infection, but that they were still in his body and slowly influenced his mind and body.

  • @joshuawood7954
    @joshuawood7954 2 роки тому +9

    As an industrial compliance specialist in the water profession, I could only dream of such a villain. I love that water meter bypasses and black market showerheads are part of this whole deep conspiracy.

  • @wilsthelimit
    @wilsthelimit 4 роки тому +7

    Attention Terran citizens, we have noticed a spike of water usage in the area, if this is not soon altered we will be forced to enact Exterminatus
    Mist Man: *Angry water bubbling*

  • @clayandsand
    @clayandsand 4 роки тому +109

    GTU: I fear no man, but that thing...
    Mist Man: **exists**
    GTU: ... it scares me.

  • @Dan19870
    @Dan19870 4 роки тому +97

    Citizens of the Union, everyone knows that the 'Mist Man' was brought to justice by Special Agent Marc Gerst. Mr. Gerst is a true hero of the Union and as such is granted the title of 'Equivalent of the High Marshall' this mean's he is legally allow to enjoy 20 minute showers. Glory to the GTU.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 4 роки тому +5

      No he is a horrible manipulative human being and should be sent to life in prison and The Mist Man should be exonerated and praised for his work toward the uprising of the people against this oppressive regime!
      This rebuttal was brought to you by The United America’s Commiserate getting ready to rebel in absence of war and waking up from this fantasy which is clearly fake... MAY GOD BLESS YOU! AND MAY GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, CANADA, MEXICO AND OTHER COUNTRY’S UNDER THE GTU’S THUMB!!!!!!

    • @Dorito8052
      @Dorito8052 4 роки тому +4

      Al Bernard that’s it I’m getting the Ryan’s raiders

    • @Claudia_Ackermann
      @Claudia_Ackermann 2 роки тому +2

      @@albernard8751 RYAN'S RAIDERS OPEN UP!

    • @legostarwarsfan1662
      @legostarwarsfan1662 2 роки тому +2

      Two years late, but after watching the first few guys streams, it seems more likely that marc gets IS the mist man. After all, the best place for a serial water-waster to hide is in the organization meant to catch him.

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 2 роки тому +1

      @@Claudia_Ackermann long live the holy solar empire of Romulus Chuck 'the Mist Man'.

  • @valentinagalex5379
    @valentinagalex5379 4 роки тому +87

    This is the man behind the slaughter
    Aka the mistman

  • @zedkiller2355
    @zedkiller2355 4 роки тому +70

    Why does this read like a SCP foundation entry.

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 4 роки тому +114

    Future Ideas suggestions:
    Martian Congressional Republic - The Expanse
    OPA - The Expanse
    House Lannister - *ASOAIF*
    Confederate States of America - Southern Victory
    The Regime - Injustice Gods Among Us
    ARGUS - DC Comics
    Atlas Corporation - CoD Advanced Warfare
    Delos Inc. - Westworld
    Incite - Westworld
    Vought International - The Boys
    Dossier
    Tywin Lannister - ASOIAF
    Thanos - MCU
    Tony Stark - MCU
    Steve Rogers - MCU
    Darth Vader - Star Wars
    Doctor Manhattan - Watchmen
    High Command
    Hydra Uprising - MCU
    Infinity War - MCU
    Battle of Earth - MCU
    Battle of Blackwater - ASOIAF
    Thrawn Campaign - Legends
    Galactic Civil War - Star Wars
    War of Five Kings - ASOIAF
    Atlas
    Tycho Station - The Expanse
    Ganymede - The Expanse
    Westworld - Westworld

    • @noahcederlund7660
      @noahcederlund7660 4 роки тому +4

      The Council of Nine great list

    • @heomji7216
      @heomji7216 4 роки тому +8

      You seem to like The Expanse very much.
      *And that's a fcking good thing.*

    • @thecouncilofnine4692
      @thecouncilofnine4692 4 роки тому

      Heomji Thank you!

    • @walkercobb2808
      @walkercobb2808 4 роки тому +1

      Humanity from All Tomorrows would make a good video.

    • @Random7303
      @Random7303 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @napnie
    @napnie 4 роки тому +28

    The Man. The Legend. The Mist.

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +62

    Ever wonder why the Tyrum attacked Earth? It just has so much wonderful *WATER*... doesn’t it?
    Tyrum Rises Twice.

    • @noahhorner231
      @noahhorner231 4 роки тому +2

      No... water is too abundant in the universe to risk invading an inhabited planet to get it. The only reason to invade earth is extermination.

    • @heomji7216
      @heomji7216 4 роки тому +1

      @@noahhorner231 Mineral and energetic resources ? A new place to live ? The true reason behind every war was, is and always will be the resources.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +1

      @Ярослав Л In liquid form? Doubt

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 3 роки тому +31

    "The Greater Terran Union will not fall."
    Little did they know that tens of thousands of years in the future, the time of the GTU will be known as "The Dark Age of Technology."

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 4 роки тому +214

    Wait, he showered 12 times a day, and that was weird? How many times are you supposed to shower?

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +52

      Not 12 times!

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 роки тому +45

      Like 2 times maybe a day not goddamn 12 my goodness. That's probably for people that has the bacteria phobia

    • @edh9999
      @edh9999 4 роки тому +18

      That depends on your citizen tier, of course.

    • @karamanid
      @karamanid 4 роки тому +45

      Yes, officer from Water Crime Division, this guy right here

    • @armchairphilosopher6880
      @armchairphilosopher6880 4 роки тому +3

      I see fish

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 3 роки тому +7

    He escaped to another dimension and conquered a post apocalyptic Earth and formed the Holy Solar Empire.

  • @AISurvivor-sh6dl
    @AISurvivor-sh6dl 2 роки тому +5

    Okay, this whole GTU lore has to be some of the best world building I’ve ever seen.

  • @Ghost_of_Avalon
    @Ghost_of_Avalon 4 роки тому +3

    On foggy nights, If you listen closely, you can hear the mist man's sorrowful moan in the wind. "I jUsT WaNt To ShOweR FoR GOd'S SaKe"

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 4 роки тому +160

    My guess is that it is one of the High Marshals.

    • @antonyslack1
      @antonyslack1 4 роки тому +13

      My guess is he's some form of extra dementional river spirit or God or protector of mankind.

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 4 роки тому +4

      @@antonyslack1 The God-Emperor!

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 4 роки тому +1

      The God-Emperor!

    • @banzeyegaming2234
      @banzeyegaming2234 4 роки тому +1

      Our Emperor?

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +2

      I think he was genetically modified to have ocean habitability.

  • @malachor5867
    @malachor5867 3 роки тому +3

    I wonder if Romulus Chuck’s holy solar empire in that other reality will battle the Greater Terran Union and the Antares Confederacy

  • @A87-h7x
    @A87-h7x 4 роки тому +8

    I love how its truly legend in the sense that there are obviously bs stories about it and compelling ones too

  • @whitenight6114
    @whitenight6114 4 роки тому +119

    Glory to the Greater Terran Union

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 роки тому +9

      Want to know a neat way to increase your water ration? You won’t regret it

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 4 роки тому +1

      All hail terra, Solaris invicta.

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 4 роки тому +3

      Down with the tyrants! Power to the people!

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 4 роки тому +2

      DOWN WITH THE UNION AND UP WITH DEMOCRACY

    • @Claudia_Ackermann
      @Claudia_Ackermann 2 роки тому

      @@albernard8751 Ryan's Raiders going Dark

  • @chrisguine2473
    @chrisguine2473 4 роки тому +59

    Moisture for the Moist God!

  • @josephmoffatt4696
    @josephmoffatt4696 4 роки тому +37

    This guy is Kane from Command & Conquer. Dying multiple times, mysterious origins, obsession with a specific material, very charismatic, and immensely dangerous. What if this universe is where Kane went?!

    • @PaiSAMSEN
      @PaiSAMSEN Рік тому +4

      "PEACE THROUGH WATER!!!"

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 4 роки тому +28

    How did the Mist Man thing started IRL? Joke on the chat?

    • @JackofNothingess
      @JackofNothingess 4 роки тому +15

      Shower and water rationing jokes. :3

    • @delos9940
      @delos9940 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty much LMAO

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 3 роки тому +3

      That's how legends start
      Probably every childhood story started as a joke around a campfire spun into the realm of mystery and legends

  • @tomasarnaldo3185
    @tomasarnaldo3185 4 роки тому +6

    GTU: Defeats Tyrum
    GTU's biggest threat: *ILLEGAL SHOWERHEADS*

  • @KEVMAN7987
    @KEVMAN7987 4 роки тому +24

    I can't wait for the Templin Institute's 2nd season of Stellaris Invicta. If it ever comes...

  • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
    @JoaoSoares-rs6ec 4 роки тому +3

    The way I see it, the mist man is a human soldier infected by the tyrum, the first successful one,

  • @leelicayan2180
    @leelicayan2180 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine the destroyer of countless galactic civilization leaving water balloons in mailboxes as part of a grand scheme to destabilise an intergalactic nation

  • @thejdude360
    @thejdude360 4 роки тому +2

    "Even the most advanced AI, Including Lady Gray herself" Is that the Gray I think it is?

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 4 роки тому +29

    Current Rebel Watch: 15
    *G L O R Y T O T H E U N I O N ! ! !*

  • @jayduffy5532
    @jayduffy5532 3 роки тому +1

    What a shadowy figure that wants to possibly wants to drown all enemies

  • @giuliociccolo7740
    @giuliociccolo7740 4 роки тому +17

    "water crime division"

  • @bencox3641
    @bencox3641 4 роки тому +9

    I like to imagine that the mist man was a old joke made up during water rationing after the war but aliens thought it was real.

  • @BobBob-xh7on
    @BobBob-xh7on Рік тому +1

    We need more Stellaris Invicta

  • @motherreaper7287
    @motherreaper7287 4 роки тому +4

    Somehow I am reminded of both the Illusive Man, and Kane.
    Really loving this second season!

  • @davidbergfors6820
    @davidbergfors6820 4 роки тому +4

    I remember hearing whispers about this Mistman in the beginnings, it's great hearing the full story.

  • @thoth7290
    @thoth7290 2 роки тому +2

    if one of the pilots for season 3 is "order of the mist" or something i know what im voting for

  • @EGRJ
    @EGRJ 4 роки тому +12

    The ultimate Hydro Homie.

  • @onlycorndog6322
    @onlycorndog6322 4 роки тому +40

    When are you planning to update the Greater Terran Union mod? It hasn't been playable in months.

  • @NineWorldsFromDrew
    @NineWorldsFromDrew 4 роки тому +10

    And now he has been lost..... to the mists of time..... 😎

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 4 роки тому +2

    Never thought I’d get goosebumps over a “serial water waster”.... 😰

  • @spacecat85
    @spacecat85 3 роки тому +2

    What a timely reminder that I'm dehydrated and my glass is empty

  • @gianlucaborg195
    @gianlucaborg195 4 роки тому +12

    Well, any issue is simple to resolve. Create the Holy Inquisition and let them loose to find this heretic! He is certainly a heretic.
    This was an excellent piece of satire I haven't heard for a loooooong time! Long live Templin Institute!
    And if this is a teaser...... YEEEESSSSSS MORE of your own work for us to enjoy !!! Long Live Templin and the GTU!

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir 2 роки тому +1

    I kinda wish we'd learn more about Mist Man's movements over history. Like, while the GTU is conquering the Galaxy, just these eerie reports coming in where things just... go wrong. For no reason. Except for sightings of him.

  • @WMM-td4pk
    @WMM-td4pk 4 роки тому +4

    Man, all this Stellaris Invicta content is really great. Is it too much to hope for a season 2? Either way, Terra Invicta!

  • @hendersonvirtual
    @hendersonvirtual 4 роки тому +29

    (this message was redacted by the authority of the greater Terran Union, terra invicta!)

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +4

    "This is mist man joe. He comes out at night and steals people's water. Nobody knows what he is or where he comes from"

  • @todomachii
    @todomachii 4 роки тому +2

    Great job on the voice acting, it really suits the video style.

  • @bluenight104
    @bluenight104 4 роки тому +3

    *GTU:* “I fear no man, no god, no nation; but that thing.”
    **
    *GTU:* “It scares me.”

  • @MrFleem
    @MrFleem 4 роки тому +5

    So instead of "A monster will get you if you do that" the story is "There was once a traitor who did what you're doing"

  • @DreamskyDance
    @DreamskyDance 4 роки тому +1

    Just yesterday i finished half of third book Issac Asimov Fundation triology. While reading was pondering how would some events look in stellaris. Your video reminded me of The Mule, water obsession aside, and how maybe he would be depicted in stellaris xD

  • @kevint1929
    @kevint1929 4 роки тому +8

    Broke: Mist Man
    Woke: Damp Boi

  • @andromeda5414
    @andromeda5414 4 роки тому

    My favorite video since the relaunch. Excellent narration.

  • @AdamM3377
    @AdamM3377 2 роки тому +2

    Peace through showers!

  • @CataciousAmogusevic
    @CataciousAmogusevic 2 роки тому +1

    Why is this so compelling lmao

  • @TheKonkaman
    @TheKonkaman 4 роки тому +2

    love the lore of the gtu, you should go to netflix with it

  • @philipped.r.6385
    @philipped.r.6385 2 роки тому +1

    So, even GTU has its own Illusive Man, huh? Except that, this time, he's a bit less audacious in his goals. :D

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness 4 роки тому +2

    I was not expecting this. Though glad it has been canonised.

  • @erone4760
    @erone4760 4 роки тому +6

    When your greatest crime was being a man with a plumbing hobby

  • @bjarkelyk3518
    @bjarkelyk3518 4 роки тому +2

    TI: The mist man!
    Me: looks at the date to make sure it isn't April first.

  • @jankostrhun8725
    @jankostrhun8725 4 роки тому +2

    Mist Man whispers in Martin Sheen voice into the ears of those who would listen.
    Also, season2 when? :D

  • @Validus241
    @Validus241 4 роки тому +1

    I haven’t seen an Institute video in awhile, to my great shame. I’m sorry to hear that Larissa left but this new narrator is EXCELLENT.

  • @tyrslibrary2134
    @tyrslibrary2134 4 роки тому +1

    Unbelievable great game idea would be an open-world rpg where you start off as a Terran colony investigator, investigating a missing transport like said in the video and exploring the universe from there with a classic Bethesda fallout open-world feeling

  • @brentlacey5
    @brentlacey5 4 роки тому +1

    I want water crimes division merchandise

  • @FranklinLongallnitelong22
    @FranklinLongallnitelong22 4 роки тому +2

    We need more Stellaris.

  • @jmaitland5709
    @jmaitland5709 4 роки тому +16

    Is this the infamous Mist Man unmasked at last?

  • @HailCrimsonKing
    @HailCrimsonKing 4 роки тому +2

    So the GTU now has it's own Keyser Soze. If you don't know the reference watch the usual suspects great movie

  • @whitegoose2017
    @whitegoose2017 4 роки тому +1

    Specially retrofitted steam unit? Oh, you mean a SAUNA?
    I guess this means the Mist Man was a Finn all along.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 роки тому +1

    Urban legends and myths are things that can make a world so much more fun. Things that aren't real or that many wonder as to their exact nature. It's something world builders should really try more of.

  • @donaghb7307
    @donaghb7307 4 роки тому +4

    Would love to see more stories like this to flesh out the Stellaris Invicta even if they end up only being just in universe myths

    • @benarmstrong6904
      @benarmstrong6904 4 роки тому +2

      What, like him shooting people with a water gun?

  • @rodneykelly8768
    @rodneykelly8768 4 роки тому +3

    QUESTION-Have you seen this man?
    RESPONSE-Ah man, you just missed him!
    CONCLUSION-He was "The Missed Man."

  • @attalan8732
    @attalan8732 4 роки тому +1

    The Mist Man is a freedom fighter. Let our showers go!

  • @lloydzabala6552
    @lloydzabala6552 4 роки тому +2

    Why do I have a feeling that this is related to the Hydration Cult back at the Discord Server?

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 4 роки тому +3

    Ah yes, Kane the Illusive Joker.

  • @TheDarkstormy
    @TheDarkstormy 4 роки тому +2

    This Mist Man seems to be a very Illusive sort of person.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 4 роки тому +1

      Illusive Man, but his office is a giant swimming pool.

  • @Vsm426
    @Vsm426 4 роки тому +1

    Obviously that survivor was infected with tyrum spore and the reason why those spores on the L-cluster didn't disappear because the hive mind found a host on the said survivor and has adapted to infecting terrans... That xeno must be stop at all cost

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 4 роки тому

      So whys he so obsessed with water?