ASMR Conspiracy Theories Have Gone Too Far
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- Опубліковано 20 лип 2024
- Have ASMR conspiracy theories finally gone too far? You decide! Each conspiracy theory is whispered just for you, baby. It starts off kooky before ramping up to serious business. Did someone say tinfoil hat?
My greatest personal conspiracy is that I currently have 18,000 returning subscribers... but only 6,000 have officially subscribed. If you watch my videos, can you do me a solid and hit subscribe? 🥴💕
Also... BONUS TRIGGER! Fluffy mic brushing between conspiracies. Was not mindful while filming that I'd interface with you most in this video during fluffy mic brushing, so I hope you enjoy the faces I make.
00:00 intro
00:52 missing socks
2:23 human dogs
3:43 scooby doo
5:09 humanoid robots
6:32 paperclip maximizer
7:32 virtual customer service
9:03 please hold music
10:45 google maps
12:01 helen keller
13:50 taylor swift
14:49 celebrity clones
16:33 changelings
18:35 panera bread
19:24 boeing
20:11 antarctica
21:13 tartaria
LAST BUT NOT LEAST. This video took several straight days of intently leaning into the screen stockpiling just the right images and GIFs and memes, so let me know how much you liked it please
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Floontz’s voice is so crispy yet smooth- it’s like velvet draped over an architectural model.
What a comparison!
I’m an architect and I approve this message lol
You are beyond entertaining. These were very amusing and thought provoking conspiracy theories! Your reactive expressions are the perfect punctuation on already awesome sounding asmr content. If I hadn't been smiling so much, I could have fallen asleep to the calming charm of your whisper voice. It's sooo soothing!!!
Thank you so much 💖✨✨
I have never made a comment on your channel, but I do really love your content and the way you create ASMR content, you’re really underrated in the community and I hope you become a lot more popular because your videos are awesome. Keep up the good work, and I’m sure you will get rewarded for all the great work you’ve been doing.
thank you very much, this means a lot
It’s 11pm in England and I really couldn’t get to sleep. Got this notification and I’m ready to fall into a coma ❤
Sweet dreams 💕
Time to fashion some new tin foil lids!OMG! Allthesweetpuppies! I love the way you put this all together - it's interesting and entertaining and humorous and so much more!
Thank you so much 💕
REALLY LOVED THIS CONCEPT! you rvoice is very calming as always!
Thank you so much salty mama ❤️🔥
the dog speaking clip knocked me straight out of any sleepiness i was feeling
I put it as low as possible but had to prove the point. Perhaps I took it too far
@@FloontzASMR i think it was more the sound itself not the volume
very nice video though
@@pickaxe6980 I'm going to see if I can somehow cut it through UA-cam right now
fixed, thank you!
@@FloontzASMR thanks so much
The beginning had me in a lot of nervous excitement from the power of your presence and the looming thought of knowing anything at all could happen to me, which very quickly turned into a woozy, bubbly, docile comfort I couldn't say no to if I tried~ I kinda just started mindlessly whispering out omg you are beautiful
I got to let my imagination run wild with all sorts of silly lovey things, like I could feel your nails softly running through my hair, making my scalp feel so nice it was like it was melting my mind underneath~ or feeling like I was being held and squeezed like a stuffed toy
So again thank you so so much for making this and files like it! I'm gonna stop with all this writing now, I NEED to listen to this a few more times now
I adore you
You have a vivid imagination! 🧠⚡️
yessss! i love this video so much! 100/100 for your whispers, the mic brushing, and all the little triggers in between.
Thank you 💓💓
I've put it on play just to listen as a background - but was so good I had to concentrate n listen hyper focused till the end ahhaha. Love these conspiracy videos
That means the world to me, thank you!
The videos of the dogs talking through pressing buttons with pre recorded words are pretty wild… that theory might be onto something!!
Hehe thank you I made that one up 🤫
This was amazing! Im going to wrap my phone in tin foil and wait for dogs to start walking and talking.
any day now...
Would not want a talking dog...
Personal robot it is 🤖
You and your mates must have the best conversations. Great video thank you.
I'm ready to have more
Can you please do more conspiracy theories?! These are so good!! Keep it up ❤
Yes I would love to
Id imagine a modern day tinfoil hat is just a vpn
Served
Top level ASMR right here. Subscribed!!
Welcome welcome 💕💕💕
I wonder in the future if AI robots will also wear tin foil hats 🫥
Let’s start the petition now
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
The title and thumbnail
heh heh and soviet scooby
You are too funny 🧦🕳️. Glad I watched before bed.
Thank you.
Thank you for watching 🧦🌀
"anticipatory slightly inaudible crispy whispering"
Tinfoil you mean like cookies 🍪? Agree on cookies, we collect data whatsoever. (I'm thinking of a chair, suddenly the ad is a chair)
Socks one hahaha. But the machine can eat small things before the machine falls apart..
At least dogs won't eat their d**d humans. not like cats. (The dog chooses the d**d of hunger, while the cat, nevermind i eat u 😭)
Personal robot 🤖 (robot rock)
Oooh scary, virtual CS,Gmaps one.. (Even captcha can tell which one human/robot)
Huh, helen keller what?
Paul McCartney is cloned too (Sgt pepper reference.) (yep. illuminati. Sell the soul to the devil..)
Not just tingly, I feel the scare of end of the world 😅
Thx floontz ❤
Wow~
Shout out Edward Snowden for letting us know about that first one 👀. And floontz for her S tier asmr.
S tier! ⚡️
Not gonna lie the Helen Keller one caught me of guard
Same… but those who believe in it go hard
00 02 Emperor Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus AmInotmercifulus
indeed 💘
@@FloontzASMR thank you for your video. Great. And you. You are so beautiful , hardworking and so patient with my comments! Thank you
@@user-kz9gt8gm9i the comment made me chuckle. sending love 💞
Can you smoke a cigarette in a video?
I’ve never been able to properly smoke one but I’m sure there is great asmr out there with people who do 💕
@@FloontzASMR To properly inhale from a cigarette you need to suck some smoke into your mouth as you would suck liquid from a straw. Then you remove the cigarette from your mouth and take a breath with your mouth, inhaling the smoke. At first you will cough, but after a few times the cough will stop. Still, you can obviously refuse to do the video anyway, also considering that’s an unhealthy thing to do 😀
@@AlexanderLittlebears maybe in a future role play... but not soon. despite instructions I always inhale way too hard and get woozy
Maybe don't put a dog screaming in the middle of an ASMR video? The volume doesn't matter still scared the shit out of me.
I worked extremely hard on this video and if I knew that it would have that effect I wouldn’t have done it. I'm sorry it scared you. I'm trying to fix it now. Thank you for the feedback
Just fixed it
What if you were an AI!
I ponder it frequently