STORYTIME: I shit myself in high school

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  • @VvsJai777
    @VvsJai777 5 років тому +49

    His happend to me today that’s why I’m here

  • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
    @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 Рік тому +13

    the reality is a story can only be embarrassing if you allow it to embarrass you. obviously since you openly share it, it does not. also its nice for youtubers such as yourself to show your human side, as it makes you more relatable and likeable. if you can laugh at yourself like this, then it cant be that bad.

  • @meixn
    @meixn 5 років тому +30

    This girl is literally too dam comfortable telling her story 😂 I’m so dead

  • @Sheisme120
    @Sheisme120 6 місяців тому +3

    “…I feel that this is not just…a fart!” I’m so dead!🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahgrant3467
    @sarahgrant3467 6 років тому +50

    You’re hilarious😂 exactly the same thing happened me at a dance competition only about 100 people witnessed it , white leggings and diarrhea aren’t a great mix 💩😂 I was 16 most embarrassing day ever

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +6

      Thats so terrible! Omg but such a funny story to tell 😂

    • @sarahgrant3467
      @sarahgrant3467 6 років тому

      Val Pal never trust a fart 😂😂💩

    • @codsgames166codgames4
      @codsgames166codgames4 5 років тому

      Sarah Grant trust them

    • @meixn
      @meixn 5 років тому +1

      Sarah Grant yo I would’ve killed myself 🤣

    • @amberwhitley492
      @amberwhitley492 5 років тому +5

      I shit myself at school today, I’m a freshman this really helped

  • @Sheisme120
    @Sheisme120 6 місяців тому +2

    5:07 “This…was unholdable!”💀🤣

  • @bayleighhaley5795
    @bayleighhaley5795 6 років тому +26

    This happened when I was 18. so my boyfriend had lived an hour away out of town and I drove there to spend the day and night with him. I was wearing a pink t-shirt and tight cherry red pants. Also, earlier that day, my grandma gave me a giant trash bag of old white silk panties, some of them she never even wore - I still use em lol. Decided to wear some today since my usual pairs were in the dirty clothes. For our date we had went to Chipotle. I come from a small southern town and I’m more used to southern food and fast food, and I’ve had Mexican food before, just never had Chipotle. He didn’t eat much, but I went all out on bean burritos, enchiladas, guacamole, all that stuff. It was sooo good.
    Things was going good, but on the way to his house, my stomach just started that Chipotle food was having a disagreement with my southern belle tummy. Seriously, it was making all them gurgling noises. He asked what was the noise and I lied and said it was the car. Now we’re at his home and I’m sitting on his lap, making out on the couch. Suddenly, my boyfriend decides to fart. Coincidence, because I had a really bad urge to fart but didn’t wanna be rude. So I did and I totally shit myself. I just started to blush and I ran to the bathroom, covering my ass. He figured out what happened and he could not stop laughing.
    I went to the bathroom to see the damage, and omg I’m so glad I wore those granny panties. Those things were filled with chunky shit - looked like the chill they serve at Wendy’s. I felt the urge to shit, so I sat and dropped some logs, well Chilli, into that man’s toilet. I cleaned myself up, put the panties in a Ziplock bag, and put them in the trash. My boyfriend picked on me about it a bit. We both laughed it off and he still refers to that to this day - and I bet you he’ll mention it on our toast if we ever get married lol.

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +4

      omg!!!!! reading this made my night. Thank you for sharing that story, im so glad that we can all laugh at our funny shit stories! have an amazing night

    • @masonlarue
      @masonlarue 6 років тому

      Bayleigh Haley TMI

    • @bayleighhaley5795
      @bayleighhaley5795 6 років тому +2

      @Mason You clicked on a video about a woman shitting herself, what did you expect?
      Plus we’re all human, don’t act like you don’t shit

    • @Spice99857
      @Spice99857 11 місяців тому

      This must have been in August 2015; I ate from Chipotle that month and got diarrhea and left shit marks on my friend-at-the-time's toilet, and a few days later, it was announced that Chipotle was recalling their meat.

  • @latifahgordeeva6198
    @latifahgordeeva6198 3 роки тому +7

    I shitted myself on my way to work. I had to call in late, go home, clean up and come back. That too was unstoppable. My sister is a mail carrier and she did it on her route. It happens to us all.

    • @wa1ufo
      @wa1ufo Рік тому +3

      You are now a full member of my El-Crappo Cub! It is very exclusive and you don't have to live here in New England. Congratulations!

  • @kyouko8579
    @kyouko8579 6 років тому +21

    It happened to me too but it is a SUPER embarrassing story. I study in 4th grade and when I woke up in morning, and when I went to school, in maths class my stomach was paining. I didn't even ate my lunch. When I went to pray, I felt like I was going to have diarrhea. In Van I was crying allot and I shitted myself allot. Thank God nobody knew, but my mother noticed and it was SO embarrassing that she told my dad. But I'm still embarrassed 😩

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +2

      awwwww :( well luckily only your mom and dad know about this. And now I know lol

    • @dawsoncarpenter4626
      @dawsoncarpenter4626 6 років тому

      @@valpal9423 and me🙃

    • @wa1ufo
      @wa1ufo Рік тому

      Oh my lord!

    • @jilllavarda9643
      @jilllavarda9643 2 місяці тому

      What is van?

  • @Goldun-nah
    @Goldun-nah Рік тому +1

    I wish there was a book of the funniest shyt stories compiled together. I have the most messed up hilarious shyt crisis story that happened to me at 21. Imagine rolling down a steep ass hill, breaking an arm while shytting yourself for like an entire 40 seconds of violently tumbling down a hill. Lol

  • @thegrinch152
    @thegrinch152 6 років тому +17

    Great story, I shat my pants in church once and honestly I learnt alot from the trauma that came with it although my family has completely abandoned me

    • @thegrinch152
      @thegrinch152 6 років тому

      It was also liquid shit dripping down my leg fyi

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +2

      The Grinch oh god!!!!!! AT CHURCH!!! That’s too funny!! Hahahah want a story to tell people!

    • @llll-lz5dv
      @llll-lz5dv 6 років тому +1

      The Grinch aye want to hear my story n I'm from the hood if u do just reply n I'll reply with the stroy

    • @wa1ufo
      @wa1ufo Рік тому +1

      Eeegads man!

  • @losingmyfavoritegame8752
    @losingmyfavoritegame8752 5 років тому +7

    Happened to me at my friends' house when we were about to go out and get some drinks. Thank God I had an overnight bag with clean pants and underwear. I put my underwear in a grocery bag and snuck outside to put it in the bin at the side of the house. I snuck in like I was smoking one of the cigars we bought, lol!

  • @CRVA03
    @CRVA03 5 років тому +64

    EDP445 was better but this video also funny

  • @ashlynreilly1606
    @ashlynreilly1606 5 років тому +9

    this happened to me and I woke up went to the bus on the bus on the bus my stomach started hurting really bad and the farting wasn't farting I was holding it but I couldn't finally we made it to the high school im a freshman this happened to me today and I raced to the bathroom as soon as i made it to the bathroom it started coming out it was everywhere finally my friend walked in to the bathroom im like i have to tell you something so i tell im like go to my locker and get my stuff omg i was so embarrassed

  • @eloweis
    @eloweis 7 місяців тому +1

    dw I've been there. in fact I was there last week oml the whole school knows I wanna die

  • @smallst1681
    @smallst1681 3 роки тому +1

    She’s a good friend

  • @daxdenton2289
    @daxdenton2289 7 місяців тому +1

    Don’t worry shit happens 😂 no but seriously it really does I admire you for sharing your story I am sure lots of people have had the same thing happen I know a person how did it on a date with the person they had crushed on for a long time my friend is marry now

  • @vipertechmalayalam
    @vipertechmalayalam 5 років тому +3

    I have experienced this . It is horrible

  • @trixierolla8395
    @trixierolla8395 6 років тому +22

    Had some of my mamas taco salad and the bubble guts just hit me! Got my stomach fillin some type a way!! I thought I could make it home, but the urge just got worse. I pulled on over to Sheetz, ran inside, sat my booty on the throne, and I had that toilet L.I.T!! It stank so bad, I was holdin my nose the whole bowel move. Once I got out the stall, some teen girl was by the mirror, hand over her nose and I just told her, “yeah, THAT came outta me!”

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +3

      hahaha this comment had me dying!!!! thank god you made it to the throne. lmfao

    • @wa1ufo
      @wa1ufo Рік тому

      Sheeeeeeesh!

  • @ophelia1323
    @ophelia1323 5 років тому +5

    the first time i got drunk which was around a year ago i shit myself lmao. my cousin and i were walking in the middle of nowhere and my stomach had been hurting really bad for a while and i was trying so hard to hold it in it was hurting and eventually it just started coming out. most embarrassing night of my life HAHA

  • @hrairgalstian5585
    @hrairgalstian5585 2 роки тому

    Val Pal @3:00 thats how you know when people are close friends when you tell them that you have to fart and they all nonchalantly say ok lol

  • @birtneyspearschristmas.sum8825
    @birtneyspearschristmas.sum8825 2 роки тому +1

    She got it, because she didn’t not doing anything any warm-ups just sit there and cry because she doesn’t want to do any exercise any activities got in trouble in high school she went to lunch without asking the gym teacher but I did get another lunch lunch to eat because I’m leaving early because I have to go to the doctors appointment

  • @ashlynreilly1606
    @ashlynreilly1606 5 років тому +3

    funny thing is i did this this morning

  • @wa1ufo
    @wa1ufo Рік тому +1

    Join the El-Crappo Club! Thank you Valeria!

  • @CryosXp
    @CryosXp 2 роки тому

    “It’s like a math problem”

  • @yonyreacts6123
    @yonyreacts6123 6 років тому

    Lol shit myself at an amusement park just came here to feel like I wasn’t the only one who shit my self

  • @jaycrypted
    @jaycrypted 2 роки тому +1

    same thing just happened to me thank god i was still at the bus stop 😩

  • @ithinkfallinlovewithu
    @ithinkfallinlovewithu Рік тому

    In 4th grade once my parents maked me gone school when i have diarrhea but no one knew so i was lucky still haunts me when i am in 10th grade

  • @almiya2225
    @almiya2225 2 роки тому +1

    This happen to me in my 1st grade I shitted myself in the classroom though there are not alot of students because it's lunch break but it still an embarrassing story. When it happened the remaining students in the school look at me. I started to cry because now everybody knows that I shit myself. And then my teacher came and help me. I'm just 6 years old at that time but all of those embarrassing things I did still hunts me until now. We actually had the bathroom but I didn't use it coz there something in there, and our teacher would be mad...so that shit happen. It's not just that, I on my pants too in the class again

  • @spearmintcookies1568
    @spearmintcookies1568 6 років тому +5

    Once a similar story happened. Kind of. So i was at school and i thought it would be funny to... smear shit on the bathroom walls. I know. I was a fucked up kid. Anyway I went into the bathroom and shit into my hands and smeared it all over the wall. The next year everyone found out it was me and now im having suicidal thoughts please help me

  • @sf4756
    @sf4756 6 років тому +1

    it's funny that I came across this recommendation while I'm on the toilet bowl.

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому

      SF 475 hahaha! The universe wanted you to watch my vid lol

  • @randomman904
    @randomman904 9 місяців тому

    Last day we were out for picnic.the returning day we all enter into bus. I and my friend sitting on right side of bus. Girls are sitting infrond of me. Tour operator said we are now entering into forest. We can only stop tomorrow morning. We were happy and bus started we engaged on our ganes etc after 15 minutes i started feeling uncomfortable. I realize i need to use washroom. But bus alredy started and now we can only stop tomorrow morning. 1 hour over and i want to pee urgently. I cannot inform anyone abou my urgency. I thik about peeing in uniform but second thought never let me do so. I slept in morning i wake up and check my pants is it wet or not. But it dosent happen school reached and i ran towards washroom. I holded mu urine for 1 nights full

  • @CanadaMapleleaffanvacationin
    @CanadaMapleleaffanvacationin 3 роки тому

    Before I go home I use the bathroom at school before I go home because I don’t want to myself front of everybody so I went to the bathroom before one home. My mom and dad came to pick me up from school and I already went to the bathroom and I went home to eat McDonald’s it was from 2009

  • @Matthew-kf5uf
    @Matthew-kf5uf 4 роки тому +2

    She has pretty eyes

  • @paulinamaslow2002
    @paulinamaslow2002 5 років тому +2

    This happened to me last year in Sophomore year! It all started when i woke up to get ready for school, and I had a sudden urge to throw up (sometimes when I throw up, I get diarrhea) But I didn't want to! When I got in the car, my stomach was hurting and I wanted to fart. After I farted, the stomachache came back but I didn't want to fart because I was afraid I had diarrhea. During the whole school day, I felt like throwing up and farting, but I didn't do it because this happened to me a few weeks before and I didn't want to miss school again. It was a very horrible feeling. I held my fart in because I was afraid of shitting myself and my stomach hurted so bad and when I felt like throwing up, I would gag. My eyes were watering and if I threw up, I would get diarrhea. So everytime I gagged, I would shut my mouth really tight until it went away. I managed to survive the whole school day. Once I got home, I didn't feel like throwing up anymore, but I still felt like taking a shit. When I got home that day, I ran to the bathroom really fast, sat on the toilet and took a dump. But luckily it wasn't diarrhea. It was regular poop. After that, I felt better immediately.

    • @paulinamaslow2002
      @paulinamaslow2002 5 років тому

      Plus the night before, I went to a party and at the party, I ate too much chips and candy, so I think that's what caused me to feel like I have diarrhea and throwing up.

    • @NavoTheTrueGod
      @NavoTheTrueGod 2 роки тому

      dude that is painful

  • @amaziing22
    @amaziing22 Рік тому +1

    I literally pooped my pants

  • @pauls4667
    @pauls4667 6 років тому +4

    I Pooped my Pants in 8th grade. So glad they didn't make fun of you.

  • @ms.anonymous8079
    @ms.anonymous8079 5 місяців тому

    this happened to me today i feel so humiliated

  • @joshuaricaldy1924
    @joshuaricaldy1924 4 роки тому +1

    I shit my pants in elementary school

  • @fnsbolt4910
    @fnsbolt4910 4 роки тому

    I had a shart in 7th grade in the morning I was so emberassed because two girls found out but one told on a girl I liked and that just set off a bad reputation to me😢😂

  • @steveayala6090
    @steveayala6090 4 роки тому

    This is the absolute best

  • @birtneyspearschristmas.sum8825
    @birtneyspearschristmas.sum8825 2 роки тому

    My friend got in trouble in high school because she didn’t care about cleaning up she did not do any activities in high school she just sit there and whine and cry and she never clean up so that’s fine to teach you yell at her the teacher yell at her and then the teacher called the principal and then she went to the principals office and her mom came up and slapped her in the face for she went to the lunchroom without asking the teacher and eight months without asking and she eat the lunch without asking the teacher her permission Hello the teacher if I can go eat lunch because I really do my activities and she said sure you can go eat and in the other hand in Abdel her activities We went to the gym right after lunch we play basketball and didn’t want to play nothing Do you got in trouble for that because she didn’t wanna play no basketball the next. We went to the movie purpose room Watch a movie and she got in trouble her mother had to come back come up to the school supply in the face suspended And her mother Hit her in the butt

  • @amaziing22
    @amaziing22 2 роки тому

    I had diarrhea in sleep

  • @Giovany03
    @Giovany03 5 років тому +2

    Shit happened today😂🤣

  • @esmeraldapiedra1002
    @esmeraldapiedra1002 6 років тому +1

    IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!

  • @mokakuma7329
    @mokakuma7329 4 роки тому

    it happened to me too....when I was 9

  • @anishanewsom4887
    @anishanewsom4887 4 роки тому +1

    I feel like this might happen to me I feel sick 🤮

  • @martinmahesh5673
    @martinmahesh5673 Місяць тому

    please post ur worst diarrhea story

  • @trriumph6817
    @trriumph6817 5 років тому +2

    Those earings look good on you

  • @TRAVEL_ADDICT-i4y
    @TRAVEL_ADDICT-i4y Рік тому +1

    Have u ever farted loud in public ?????

  • @perlarojasperez5999
    @perlarojasperez5999 4 роки тому

    How many times have you pooped on your pants?

  • @weeweewaawaa7952
    @weeweewaawaa7952 6 років тому +1

    XD i got a heart on my comment

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  6 років тому +1

      Naruto Uzumaki lol, well I’m not just gonna ignore it as if I never saw it! It was a funny comment 🤪😂

    • @weeweewaawaa7952
      @weeweewaawaa7952 6 років тому

      XD thanks

    • @weeweewaawaa7952
      @weeweewaawaa7952 6 років тому

      I nearly posted it on every vid that is about someone shitted in the class XD

    • @weeweewaawaa7952
      @weeweewaawaa7952 6 років тому

      Btw you have a new subscriber :D

  • @esmeraldapiedra1002
    @esmeraldapiedra1002 6 років тому +1

    VALLLLL

  • @laelyduarte449
    @laelyduarte449 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @esmeraldapiedra1002
    @esmeraldapiedra1002 6 років тому

    Shoutout!!!

  • @alfredortega402
    @alfredortega402 5 років тому

    Funny story haha 🤪

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  5 років тому

      If Ben dies don't blame me

    • @alfredortega402
      @alfredortega402 5 років тому

      Well I’m definitely gunna question you now

  • @mahoraga1528
    @mahoraga1528 3 роки тому

    Lol

  • @luiruffolo9886
    @luiruffolo9886 4 роки тому

    Y’all nasty 😷

  • @morgan_____4290
    @morgan_____4290 4 роки тому +1

    You look like Billie Eillish

  • @piratethornx1554
    @piratethornx1554 5 років тому

    girls shit???

  • @jonahlippmann7937
    @jonahlippmann7937 6 років тому

    holy fuck...

  • @kagunyamaina7640
    @kagunyamaina7640 6 років тому +2

    🤢 lol

  • @bonniethebunny2568
    @bonniethebunny2568 5 років тому

    Instead of saying the s word you could just say poop

    • @valpal9423
      @valpal9423  5 років тому +17

      Bonnie The Bunny nah I didn’t just poop my pants. I took a whole ass shit in them...

  • @joehampton4201
    @joehampton4201 Рік тому

    In all honesty i shit myself many times