MST3k 610 - The Violent Years

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  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 3 роки тому +238

    I think the moral of The Violent Years is that when you are hiring subcontractors to vandalize a school, it's important to agree on a scope of work

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 роки тому

      Vague deliverables are nobody's friend.

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish Рік тому +8

      At 3M, centralized workshopping of such innovation and modernization is routine. Most importantly, we have to ask ourselves, "do you find me pleasing?"-or, "this man is wearing a push-up bra, now, he is pleasing!"

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Рік тому +3

      @@AdamWestish
      Are you getting enough lip and tongue action?

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish Рік тому

      @@dougjb7848 not yet, because i do not have a wire rack, so people do not find me pleasing.

  • @brandonstarr983
    @brandonstarr983 3 роки тому +84

    "Young Man's Fancy" is quietly one of the funniest shorts they ever did. "Judy: Beyond Thundersquishy."

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 Рік тому +9

      It's a great short, & Bonnie Baker (read = Judy) was very cute. Tht said, its 22:30 run time stretches the limit of the word "short". Lots of TV shows (minus the commercials) are that long.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому +2

      @@shuttittuppitt9355 Bonnie BakeN

    • @BrianRoberson-k7g
      @BrianRoberson-k7g Рік тому

      Lots of pubic hair

  • @julielaughs14
    @julielaughs14 2 роки тому +48

    13:29 So many unforgettable lines in this one, even the short. "Well, thank goodness for my electric dress!"

  • @Danbearpig
    @Danbearpig 7 років тому +352

    She should've accused her parents.

    • @emess3580
      @emess3580 5 років тому +13

      I like jello

    • @AnnaZombi
      @AnnaZombi 5 років тому +17

      Come for the show- stay for the comments.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +5

      Worked for the Menendez brithers.

    • @doeper
      @doeper 4 роки тому +3

      Flawless victory.

    • @schoolcraft420
      @schoolcraft420 4 роки тому +7

      That would be fitting for an Untamed Youth at Girls Town.
      Rowsdower

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 4 роки тому +50

    "Just don't use his razor, he goes BALLISTIC!"
    I love how Crow is just freaking out at Servos head. 😂

  • @ArmorArmadillo
    @ArmorArmadillo 13 років тому +64

    I will never love anything in my entire life as much as the people in this short loved electric appliances.

    • @BigAL68xyz
      @BigAL68xyz Місяць тому

      The problem is that the short never shows what happens when they get their first electric bill over $100. No doubt the honeymoon was over then.

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 9 років тому +257

    "By the way, we're all pregnant from the guy we attacked"
    I laughed then I remembered that's an actual plot point

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +13

      Four white lesbians who got beat up by the ladies of Girl's Town.

    • @erniemiller1953
      @erniemiller1953 4 роки тому +14

      And al it cost was $11

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 4 роки тому +35

      They ran all the way to hell with just a penny and a broken cigarette.

    • @civlyzed
      @civlyzed 3 роки тому +21

      @@JamaicanCastle Night Train to Mundo Fine!

    • @EmoJones13
      @EmoJones13 2 роки тому +12

      @@civlyzed Drink Night Train, go to the basketball game
      Throw up under the bleachers...

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens 6 років тому +61

    6:24 "But I have angoraphobia!" is one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it jokes that needs special appreciation.

    • @Occams_Racer
      @Occams_Racer 4 роки тому +2

      I think you mean Agoraphobia. Angoraphobia is a fear of soft fuzzy sweaters. No joke. Look it up.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +2

      Ma Gic And “agoraphobia” is...

    • @Occams_Racer
      @Occams_Racer 4 роки тому +2

      @@kylestubbs8867 Agoraphobia is a fear of situations and places that might cause panic or embarrassment.

    • @sodaaddict2225
      @sodaaddict2225 4 роки тому +23

      @@Occams_Racer Yes, that's the joke. Ed Wood had an obsession with wearing Angora while crossdressing. This is an Ed Wood film, thus Crow's joke.

  • @dadahyena
    @dadahyena 3 роки тому +121

    To all of my fellow MiSTies of the last 30+ years and counting: stay squishy!

    • @threewheeler7
      @threewheeler7 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, you got to move on it.

    • @nonprofitgirl
      @nonprofitgirl 2 роки тому +3

      Why, thank you, kind Aidan! I will.... (high five!)

    • @NitroBurner
      @NitroBurner 2 роки тому +7

      And also stay pink, soft and oily!

    • @MB5rider81
      @MB5rider81 Рік тому +2

      Still squishy

    • @Kjata316
      @Kjata316 Рік тому +4

      If I didn’t have MST3k I’d get the reds

  • @jmperez1997
    @jmperez1997 3 роки тому +132

    Mst3k is the original lockdown show...He's going crazy in isolation, creating 'friends' ... and having zoom meetings for work, watching too much Netflix. And they talk about the Simpsons telling the future!

    • @dsprocks
      @dsprocks 2 роки тому +14

      Life means nothing to most people when there is nobody else to share the experience with.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 2 роки тому

      You really think the COVID pandemic invented _staying inside?_ Why are young people so stupid now?

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Рік тому +1

      Except on this show Mike's lockdown and mental degradation are at the behest of an evil overlord that wants to rule the world, and in real life... um...

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 Рік тому

      @@DiggitySlice Yeah, this person is just riding the "life-ruining diseases are funny" bandwagon. This thing killed my mom, my country's economy, and any hope of leaving my toxic family. Hilarious!

  • @AlsoMeowskivich
    @AlsoMeowskivich 9 років тому +155

    I love my electric computer, it lets me watch electric videos on the electric internet, all powered by electric electricity!

    • @GrixieKong
      @GrixieKong 9 років тому +22

      Makes me hungry for a big bowl of electricity!

    • @AlsoMeowskivich
      @AlsoMeowskivich 9 років тому +8

      GrixieKong
      Don't forget your electric milk! I'll help you enjoy your electric food by playing you an electric song on my electric electric guitar!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 років тому +5

      UA-cam 2: Electric Comment For You

    • @peterm1826
      @peterm1826 5 років тому +6

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing yeah they are Electrifying

    • @kapitolkitties2149
      @kapitolkitties2149 4 роки тому +1

      Dude, overkill by electrocution.
      : )--"

  • @theamazingbiff
    @theamazingbiff 2 роки тому +19

    What a thrill! I finally know where Ministry sampled the lecture for their song So What. Thanks, mst3k!

    • @stoneyboyd
      @stoneyboyd Рік тому +1

      Interesting

    • @geneyounkin6789
      @geneyounkin6789 7 місяців тому

      The urge to scream, “So What?!” during that monologue…

  • @jehugo66
    @jehugo66 8 років тому +197

    MST3K never fails to bring a smile. It's like an old friend I met in the 90s who still makes me laugh today. 😜

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +10

      I don't care if I watched the same episode 25 times in a week. I still watch again for laughs.

    • @roxanneweichinger9318
      @roxanneweichinger9318 4 роки тому +4

      😎IK this is a late response, but same here!

    • @jacobprayer8656
      @jacobprayer8656 4 роки тому +1

      The 1590's were totally dope AF.

    • @ianbyron7464
      @ianbyron7464 4 роки тому +2

      I miss those 1990's.

    • @tomryan914
      @tomryan914 4 роки тому +1

      Christopher Columbus, 1492????

  • @esbanewsnetwork3172
    @esbanewsnetwork3172 10 років тому +207

    Posting comments is so much easier with my electric phone

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 5 років тому +17

      Yeah. I burned myself with my old gas powered phone.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 5 років тому +20

      Thank God for the electric internet.

    • @mrpieceofwork
      @mrpieceofwork 5 років тому +12

      "AND IT'S QUIET, TOO!"

    • @locke103
      @locke103 5 років тому +5

      @@2degucitas mine just farts constantly.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +1

      @@2degucitas I saw someone burn a phone in a microwave and it turned into a monster.

  • @dannystargazer
    @dannystargazer 6 років тому +115

    just imagine when mom and judy 'discover' the electric vibrator, then nobody will need alexander phipps

    • @mistiroberts1576
      @mistiroberts1576 Рік тому

      Last time I checked an electric vibratory can make money or kill bugs soooo

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 14 днів тому

      They ought to hit up dr. Henry krasker

  • @TheSalamandrin
    @TheSalamandrin 10 років тому +87

    "Were all pregnant form assaulting that guy"
    "Well, if it's that de-nuding girl gang...I better go in alone"
    "...and my rape victim refuses to come to lamaze classes with me"

    • @AdamWestish
      @AdamWestish 2 роки тому +5

      The funny thing is, to denude means you're stripping something from something else, so you have to specify what you're denuding something _of_ first, like you'd denude a tree of its leaves, but you wouldn't generally just "denude something"?

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 10 місяців тому

      @@AdamWestishThey de-nude *everything*

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 8 років тому +57

    I love Ed Wood dialogue. It's so bizarre and clunky, that I find myself pleasantly surprised whenever a character actually makes a coherent and linear statement.

    • @nina1522
      @nina1522 7 років тому +13

      That's the Ed Wood mark of quality ;)

  • @fourcrippledhorses
    @fourcrippledhorses 10 років тому +126

    I'm feeling squishy. Think I've got the reds.
    Better go turn my crank to Frank!

    • @daydreambeliever3127
      @daydreambeliever3127 6 років тому +10

      So what...

    • @peterm1826
      @peterm1826 5 років тому +7

      @@daydreambeliever3127 your four years to late

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 3 роки тому +14

      Bonnie Baken passed away just a few months ago at the ripe old age of 89. Rest in peace, Squishy Judy.

    • @soft_serve_666
      @soft_serve_666 11 днів тому

      ​@@peterm1826 *you're

  • @ellenherb1381
    @ellenherb1381 2 роки тому +18

    “Makeout police. Come out with your lips up” - I spat out my drink.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 6 років тому +26

    Honestly, I find Ed Wood's "passion-projects" far better than his garbage horror flicks. I can sorta feel the effort and drive behind them, like he tried his hardest to tell a story, to make a point, explain something to us that he is concerned with and cares about, even if he doesn't do it well.

  • @tantalus0971
    @tantalus0971 11 років тому +97

    The way Trace yells "COMMUNISM!" still kills me, even after all these years.

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 3 роки тому +3

      that shit started so many memes in kids heads that are now boomers. this show hand crafted our humor today

    • @mosheparanov
      @mosheparanov 3 роки тому +5

      @@AckzaTV boomers were not kids when this show aired

    • @calypsokiosko9067
      @calypsokiosko9067 3 роки тому +3

      @@AckzaTV
      Not everything is a meme.

    • @svenylford4047
      @svenylford4047 2 роки тому +2

      @@mosheparanov i think he means that boomers were kids when the movie came out.

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 2 роки тому +1

      i do just yell COMMUNISUM!! alone in my car sometimes because of this moment

  • @Billinois78
    @Billinois78 11 років тому +202

    I need to find me a woman who gets turned on by my kitchen appliance lectures.

    • @SeanP7195
      @SeanP7195 4 роки тому +2

      Eh there eh?

    • @AhNee
      @AhNee 4 роки тому +3

      Lectures, no. Appliances and kitchen gadgets? Yes.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 роки тому +8

      ah the 50s, when women were actually turned on by mansplaining

    • @philipmalaby8172
      @philipmalaby8172 3 роки тому +2

      Good luck

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +6

      In the kitchen: Alex: What's that "squish, squish" I hear? Judy: It's, ah...er, ah...um... the dishwasher.... yes! the dishwasher...that's what it is.

  • @Nifflerify
    @Nifflerify 4 роки тому +27

    I wasn't introduced to mystery science theater until the Netflix reboot, I was so grateful to have the opportunity to watch the earlier seasons on UA-cam after it was canceled.
    Thanks!

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi 4 роки тому +8

      One of us, one of us!!

    • @bathtub_marmot
      @bathtub_marmot 2 роки тому +6

      Check out Rifftrax. It'll blow your mind.

    • @Nifflerify
      @Nifflerify 2 роки тому +3

      @@bathtub_marmot I've been watching rifftrax on prime this past year

    • @bathtub_marmot
      @bathtub_marmot 2 роки тому +2

      @@Nifflerify NOICE. They have some "newer" movies (Twilight saga, Harry Potter, Star Wars trilogies, etc) that they released audio tracks for pre-Amazon which are pretty awesome too! I would never suggest finding them on a torrent site, because that's illegal and all there's a cave of Rifftrax riches guarded by a dragon which feeds an army of lawyers. ;-)

    • @LenoreShea
      @LenoreShea Рік тому

      @@bathtub_marmot Heck they even riffed a Doctor Who episode, a show my Mom loves, and they even riffed two Charlie Brown Specials! CHARLIE BROWN!!!

  • @ryan12101954
    @ryan12101954 6 років тому +106

    The Judge had more lines than everyone else in the movie combined.

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 3 роки тому +15

      The judge's PUNISHMENT was to listen to him! That judge fell in love with the sound of his own voice! Even the mst3k crew was begging him to have a nice big cup of STFU!

    • @PO-sm4yh
      @PO-sm4yh 3 роки тому +6

      I thought you were kidding...

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 3 роки тому +13

    I discovered this show while on holiday in, of all places, St. Kitts about 18 years ago. I just love it. I'm amazed it never got shown on TV in the UK. It would have been perfect Saturday morning hangover TV. Having said that it was never quite the same after TV's Frank went to Second Banana Heaven.

    • @LenoreShea
      @LenoreShea Рік тому

      Yeah, after season 6, the show got pretty dark, more crude and sexual without Frank and Trace together.

  • @versebuchanan512
    @versebuchanan512 Рік тому +7

    Nothing I enjoy more than watching a MST3K episode on my brand new electric computer

    • @dougjb7848
      @dougjb7848 Рік тому +1

      Your computer is electric?
      Bow before you!!

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 7 років тому +19

    Yes, what girl wouldn't go for a guy who's an unrepentant misogynist. Though tbh a lot of that letter seemed like code for 'back off; he's mine'.

    • @huntercoleherr
      @huntercoleherr 5 місяців тому +2

      It's the latter; Judy's brother was absolutely into Alex but didn't have the balls to make a move.

  • @applemask
    @applemask 10 років тому +119

    I never noticed before that all the girls have feminised masculine names and use the male diminutive forms for delinquency purposes. That's pretty subtle for Ed Wood.

    • @Spameggssausage
      @Spameggssausage 9 років тому +49

      Applemask that's because an early version of the script was about boy delinquents. Yes, Ed Wood actually had first drafts that he didn't use.

    • @sagerider2
      @sagerider2 7 років тому +8

      Wow, that is....surprising.

    • @joshuarichards2421
      @joshuarichards2421 6 років тому +29

      Ole Ed took his films seriously, as terrible as the rest of the world thinks they are. It's why most of them are cult classics.
      He put real effort into them.
      He failed, but tried. Like the director of Troll 2...

    • @dustincantrell6712
      @dustincantrell6712 6 років тому +3

      One might say it's Freudian.

    • @feloniousmonk9159
      @feloniousmonk9159 6 років тому +3

      Marching a parade of kittens into a meat grinder a la 'The Wall' is subtle for Ed Wood

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 11 років тому +39

    Is food all you can think of at a time like this?
    "Ya mean lunchtime?"

  • @rouka120
    @rouka120 5 років тому +19

    For Tom’s question on if one needs more Reba: You can never have enough Reba. It’s like having too much Dolly.... it’s impossible.

  • @TheFreshcorn1
    @TheFreshcorn1 4 роки тому +13

    47:20-49:05 How the film crew didn’t die from laughter at Kevin I have no idea.

  • @dougbreese2238
    @dougbreese2238 7 років тому +17

    the re-enactment of the gas station robbery is one of the funniest things I will ever see... 1:29:55

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому

      Ding! Ding...(squealing tires) ....Ding Ding! {somebody must've worked in a gas station}

  • @hobojones3038
    @hobojones3038 3 роки тому +9

    UA-cam: you can buy or rent the non MST3K version of this film.
    Me: No I don’t think I will.

  • @HenryvKeiper
    @HenryvKeiper 10 років тому +73

    "They're shooting back!"
    "W-wha?! The bastards!"

    • @andrewc.2952
      @andrewc.2952 7 років тому +7

      HenryvKeiper "But they can't shoot at us, we're girls!"

    • @dc4cgrl
      @dc4cgrl 7 років тому

      HenryvKeiper
      Lplpppptuorae

    • @scarebear4269
      @scarebear4269 6 років тому

      HenryvKeiper nn

    • @TheStephepps
      @TheStephepps 6 років тому

      Yeah! that was cool.

  • @billding7073
    @billding7073 9 років тому +24

    The plot twists and firecracker dialogue had me on the edge of my seat. A rocking roller-coaster ride of a delinquent crime fest. Oh, wait, that was Blackboard Jungle.

  • @whitehuayra
    @whitehuayra 11 років тому +37

    wow i absolutely love Tom Servo's theme song. very well done mr. murphy. and his singing skit i just couldn't stop laughing.

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 3 роки тому +1

      What the hell was Tom doing?

    • @ReallyVerySomething
      @ReallyVerySomething Рік тому +1

      Tom was singing his theme song to Carl Orff's "O Fortuna". Just sublime!

    • @LenoreShea
      @LenoreShea Рік тому

      I heard him sing in Bride of the Monster's "HIRED! The Musical" and it is *golden.* Kevin should've made his own album if his singing is SO GOOD, even by the show's standards.

  • @idunbeezasmart1
    @idunbeezasmart1 6 років тому +13

    I'm so glad I got an electric computer so I can watch this.

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 10 років тому +66

    "I sentence you to listen to the judge drone on for one hour."

    • @applemask
      @applemask 10 років тому +3

      Ironically, the actor's name is Jolley.

    • @Schone23666
      @Schone23666 10 років тому +3

      Gawd, I wanted one of the "violent girls" to show up and put a bullet in the judge's head. Anything but this endless droning, ARGH!

    • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
      @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 9 років тому +12

      PhilBagels This judge's monologue was sampled in the song Ministry - So What
      true story

    • @jlprizm
      @jlprizm 7 років тому +5

      That was painful. I'll take the life sentence.

  • @stevenramos8042
    @stevenramos8042 7 років тому +19

    Young Man's Fancy begins at 6:36
    The Violent Years at 31:22

  • @WhiskeyPieSometimes
    @WhiskeyPieSometimes 8 років тому +42

    Analogkid01 is a hero. So many great episodes!

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  8 років тому +31

      I'm not the hero you need...I'm the hero who was available. I mean I picked up the phone first. But I waited until the third ring. Aquaman's around here somewhere.

    • @jehugo66
      @jehugo66 8 років тому +5

      Yes I agree with your assessment

    • @kingofcobwebs
      @kingofcobwebs 8 років тому +3

      Dude, have you seen what brine does to magnetic tape? I wouldn't trust Aquaman's VHS-to-digital uploads anymore that I'd trust his talking tuna casserole.

    • @vladnefarious
      @vladnefarious 8 років тому +1

      +kingofcobwebs to be fair, Aquaman would be the only one the tuna could talk to...

    • @kingofcobwebs
      @kingofcobwebs 8 років тому +2

      vladnefarious What's worse, the tuna in that casserole are dead and would not talk to anyone at all . . . No, it's the thought that counts, that maybe tuna fish are sentient beings after all, capable of reason and feeling, but my deepest relationship to any of them is on a plate. I didn't want or need that burden as a child, Aquaman.And that's just if we're being fair.

  • @FanBritLit
    @FanBritLit 11 років тому +72

    "Judy: Beyond Thunder Squishy."

  • @geoentronecromancer
    @geoentronecromancer 5 років тому +63

    I don't care how nonsensical it is, Tom's Barbara Streisand-inspired bout of insanity cracks me up every time.

    • @emmyarellano3704
      @emmyarellano3704 4 роки тому +8

      Is that what that is? I'm just seeing it for the first time and I'm like wtf is Tom doing!?

    • @LA_HA
      @LA_HA 3 роки тому +9

      @@emmyarellano3704 It's from A Star Is Born with Streisand and Kris Kristopherson

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 3 роки тому +17

      I love Mike's quiet reaction to it back in the theater.
      Servo: Good news. My Streisand killed.
      Mike: Oh Good, I don't wanna hear anything about it.

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 Рік тому +1

      Took me a few days to find out which episode it was that that was in. (It didn't help that I thought that it was Crow.) It was laugh out loud hilarious, which is kinda weird since he didn't make any jokes in that scene.

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 13 років тому +37

    The USSR gains from a bunch of Playboy Playmates throwing chairs around in an elementary school classroom ... how?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +7

      I guess the USSR leader _really_ didn’t like his 10th grade English teacher.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +2

      Embarrass the U.S by saying their education is shit.

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 4 роки тому +4

      @@wadecarmen7501 But that doesn't indicate bad education... it indicates we have super-strong grade school kids who can throw heavy chairs around.

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому

      @@jonahfalcon1970 boys or girls?

    • @Snipergoat1
      @Snipergoat1 4 роки тому +1

      Commie stroke material?

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 9 років тому +14

    39:40 "Pretty bad one this time. How about it doc?"
    "Pretty bad."
    Brilliant dialogue!

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 2 роки тому +1

      I like this exchange from 'Werewolf'
      "How is he?"
      "He's bad."
      "How bad?"
      "Bad bad."
      with the riff being "'BAD bad bad', or just 'bad bad BAD'?"

  • @1980bwc
    @1980bwc 2 місяці тому +1

    24:37 Tony Dow is Lee Harvey Oswald, in the PBS movie of the week, "November 21st : "The Day Before The Day After"

  • @natalieschannel7806
    @natalieschannel7806 8 років тому +47

    "I'm 'Squishy' and I need to move on it!"

  • @kentavoorhees9082
    @kentavoorhees9082 Рік тому +2

    my favorite lines:
    "hi mom can i have more of everything?"
    "goodbye my suffocating little ice queen"
    "i drive everyone away with my affectionate good nature demeanor"
    "we hear & obey"
    "we like milk & it shows"
    "well i'll see you next year with your new watch"
    "she died as she lived, failing algebra"
    "she'll do anything not to drive"
    "the lamp is a statue of our lady of do you have a bathroom around here"
    "stop talking so much & open the door, i barely said anything"
    "you will get nothing from me i'll go get it"
    "when a woman that top heavy falls look out"
    "well now i've seen dozens and one i guess"
    "well how's our little gun toting trollup"
    "she's got a room on the 400th floor"

  • @TruthArrows
    @TruthArrows 7 років тому +8

    Ministry sample around 1:16:30 ! I was totally surprised by that one. "You have had all that money could give you but that wasn't enough. You became a thrill seeker...."

    • @viciousoptimist3542
      @viciousoptimist3542 Рік тому +1

      I remember when I first saw this in '95... As soon as I heard the voice of the judge, i smiled...

  • @subaduck
    @subaduck 11 років тому +23

    42:28 "Oh the passion. I find you so acceptable."

  • @1980bwc
    @1980bwc 2 місяці тому +1

    11:25 Robert McNamara is, Buddy Holly in, "Leave It To Beaver : The College Years"

  • @AWin187
    @AWin187 7 років тому +13

    47:19 -49:02 Tom servo is a legend!! Love Kevin murphy. Cant stop laughing!

  • @natalieschannel7806
    @natalieschannel7806 8 років тому +26

    "If You're named Alexander Phipps, it's just over for Ya."

  • @Groth1175
    @Groth1175 11 років тому +54

    HAHA!! "Thank God for my electric dress"

    • @TheStephepps
      @TheStephepps 6 років тому

      Judy probably experienced lightning ejaculation from Phipps after the dance.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 9 місяців тому

      A new dress instead of a caress.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 місяці тому

      @@jondunmore4268 a new car, instead of a cigar.

  • @rimshot2952
    @rimshot2952 9 років тому +46

    Fun Fact : Paula, aka, Jean MoorHead, (love that name) was a Playboy Playmate in 1955.

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 5 років тому +1

      Wish it was Judy

    • @giantlobsterboy644
      @giantlobsterboy644 4 роки тому +2

      Oh. I thought you were talking about Judy. Man, I am sorely disappointed.

    • @uthegentel
      @uthegentel 2 роки тому +3

      @@Vebinz Sheila was extremely physically noticable and memorable.

    • @guymorris6596
      @guymorris6596 2 роки тому

      Is she related to Agnes Moorehead from Bewitched ?

    • @rimshot2952
      @rimshot2952 2 роки тому

      @@guymorris6596 Wiki said no.

  • @ARiddle1986
    @ARiddle1986 10 років тому +47

    "I stayed under for quite awhile."
    Mike: Wow.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 4 роки тому +4

      So many gay innuendos, and quips, in that short. I love it.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 4 роки тому +2

      @@matthewkoch6937 It's so obvious that Bob wanted Alex for himself, it hurts.

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 12 років тому +9

    I've been a fan of Joel since I became of fan MST3K, but I've grown to like Mike just as well. But I will say this, I always liked it when Joel wigged out everytime there was a movie-sign. He'd be like "OH, WE'VE GOT MOVIEEE-SIGGGGGGNN!" and Mike would be like "Oh,we've got movie-sign".

  • @bobf9749
    @bobf9749 2 роки тому +7

    They went directly from tipping over desks and erasing the blackboard to shooting it out with the cops.

  • @JoeKaye-hn5dt
    @JoeKaye-hn5dt 4 роки тому +1

    "Boys, what's with dropping the soap up there in the tub?" "Oh mom...Alexander keeps knocking it out of my hand."

  • @thecursor1
    @thecursor1 7 років тому +4

    Watching Crow charge at the scream shouting "It's funny" gets me every time.

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 11 років тому +39

    That blackboard erasing scene will give me nightmares for a long time...

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +4

      _And I’m not gonna clap the erasers!_

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +1

      Bart Simpson does it in every episode. That bother you?

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 роки тому

      @@wadecarmen7501 THANKS! I just finished years of therapy regarding that issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +1

      @@godbluffvdgg I just smoked a turkey and git really high.

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 роки тому

      @@wadecarmen7501 Oh man, I just smoked some Rhinoceros...~cough cough~..I'm like totally fucked out of my mind brah!

  • @SuperNiceteeth
    @SuperNiceteeth 7 років тому +5

    I don't know which is more exciting, all these new ELECTRIC appliances, or Judy's pursuit of Alex!

  • @sodabecca123
    @sodabecca123 10 років тому +12

    I love the whole theme song thing they got going on here in the beginning

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 13 років тому +5

    The Mad and Servo Theme songs are the best part. Great short ("He's in the zone!") and great riffing ("SAYS 'THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU'") Thanks for the upload.

  • @MichaelB-jw5po
    @MichaelB-jw5po 4 роки тому +20

    Tell a girl that your hobbies include "time study" and she's putty in your hands

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 Рік тому +3

      Apparently somebody at Jam Handy thought so. (remember - It's an engineering discipline and in those days, engineers were top tier in middle class living)

    • @AlexanderPhipps
      @AlexanderPhipps Рік тому +2

      Can confirm

    • @kathleenmorrison2908
      @kathleenmorrison2908 10 місяців тому

      @@AlexanderPhippshey Alex, how's the beard?

  • @mikezylstra7514
    @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +4

    The Violent Years is just t!ts! The best MST3K of them all; and the short is good, too. Classic MST3K.
    "She's got a room on the 400th floor" LOL! Exactly what I was thinking - right down to the number 400. I die laffing every time I recall that comment. Even months later.

  • @gusrubio1706
    @gusrubio1706 4 роки тому +8

    I say this without a hint of exaggeration: Servo's theme song is the single greatest musical creation in the history of humanity.

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 роки тому +1

      It makes me wonder if wrestler Bobby Roode and his theme song, Glorious were influenced by this episode.
      It's just so over the top, you can't help but laugh!
      Cheers.

  • @TechNinja
    @TechNinja 4 роки тому +10

    "I just love bacon when it's crisp and crunchy like this". Mike: "Yeah, evidently".

    • @lisettedevars9423
      @lisettedevars9423 3 роки тому

      That "girl" swallows her food whole.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +2

      @@lisettedevars9423 The way she's gobbling that food (bacon & eggs, no less) she's gonna be farting her fool ass off. God forbid if Fipps takes her to a movie.The theater will smell like a Waffle House.

    • @lisettedevars9423
      @lisettedevars9423 3 роки тому

      @@mikezylstra7514 LOL Mike

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 9 місяців тому

      @@lisettedevars9423 Yes! And she gulps air in the process. She'll be fartin' her fool ass off and it'll smell like bacon & eggs (and ham steak and lima beans - Yikes!). One short trip in the car and I bet Alex will never go anywhere near a girl ever again.

  • @sentinel8758
    @sentinel8758 8 років тому +16

    "Count Juggula!"
    I died.

  • @Frothenbath1
    @Frothenbath1 7 років тому +8

    Wow! I bet one day we'll be able to watch MST3K on our new state of the art electric computation machines! :D

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 4 роки тому

      That's madness!

  • @TheMightyPika
    @TheMightyPika 11 років тому +2

    What's this in my youtube feed? An MST3K I haven't seen? With Mike?? And an Ed Wood movie??? TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 9 років тому +110

    "Refuses to press charges!"
    "Says, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!'"
    "Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!"

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 роки тому +5

      Jokes like these by Mike and the bots are all well and good as long as people understand that it’s wrong to actually think like this. Sadly, some people still think men can’t be raped or that it’s not that bad or some stupid shit like that...

    • @SHarriet
      @SHarriet 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tustin2121 Yeah that was rather uncomfortable :/

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tustin2121 seriously. Rape is rape, no matter the victim or the perpetrator.

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack 2 роки тому +1

      "Ladies and gentlemen... Esther... Hoffman... Howard."

  • @matthewmarin703
    @matthewmarin703 8 років тому +50

    That short convinced me that subtlety wasn't invented until sometime this past decade. It was so ham-fisted I was tempted to slice it thin and eat it with mustard and swiss.

    • @MrGMoney1944
      @MrGMoney1944 8 років тому +9

      Can I get mine with Colby jack cheese?

    • @quester09
      @quester09 8 років тому +5

      Matthew Marin on caraway rye ftw.

    • @MaliceInCandyland
      @MaliceInCandyland 7 років тому +6

      If you watch any variety show from the 50s, they're just as obvious about the products they're endorsing as this short is. Entire sketches were written specifically for products. If you didn't want a half hour long commercial, you had to be watching a sitcom or a movie. Now imagine how exciting it was for The Violent Years to appear on T.V. instead of product placement jokes.

    • @drxcreatures
      @drxcreatures 7 років тому +2

      MaliceInCandyland; Right?

    • @roygossjr
      @roygossjr 6 років тому +5

      Matthew Marin that skit put the “b” in subtle. ;)

  • @cthulhuhoops
    @cthulhuhoops 3 роки тому +8

    i've seen this episode so many times and it JUST hit me that all the girls have names that could also be male names, and that they even go by male nicknames for their crimes.

  • @shuttittuppitt9355
    @shuttittuppitt9355 3 роки тому +2

    FINALLY! A QUALITY mst3k uploader! MOST of these jokers take this stuff, UPSCALE it to 1080p (& sometimes 16 x 9 too), add their OWN intros & outros, & they think that nobody will NOTICE!

  • @alastairfraser8177
    @alastairfraser8177 3 роки тому +3

    this is the funniest duo ever surreal short about an electric kitchen and ed woods idea on juvenile crime

  • @redkingrauri3769
    @redkingrauri3769 Рік тому +2

    Good lord. Young Man's Fancy is just short of the son trying to tell his family the guy he brought home is his boyfriend but having to dance around it the entire time cuz he's not out of the closet yet.

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  Рік тому +3

      "You sure you're not out of hot water? Let me get in there with you and make sure."

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey7768 8 років тому +16

    Woah, woah, woah, hold on a second. Their 'attempt' at recreating the hold-up scene was a laughingly dismal attempt. Mike blinked. FAR too much emotion

    • @sagerider2
      @sagerider2 8 років тому

      +John Mathews Well, he is an actor.

    • @nomatchesformikey7768
      @nomatchesformikey7768 8 років тому

      Nah, he's a comedian. But certainly a better actor than the gas station attendant in the film

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 9 років тому +47

    "A new dress instead of a caress." That is TERRIBLE DIALOGUE.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 5 років тому +4

      I like "Kill for a thrill" myself

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh 5 років тому +1

      @@HylianFox3 Hey, at least that speech made it into a song; sounds pretty menacing with an industrial track behind it, at least.

    • @SeanP7195
      @SeanP7195 5 років тому +3

      And you know Wood was so proud of himself when he wrote that.

    • @tomryan914
      @tomryan914 4 роки тому

      "and the microphone smells like a beer..."(cringe) :Billy Joel

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 роки тому +4

      A new car...instead of a cigar. [now honey, don't torture yourself]

  • @AvengerII
    @AvengerII 7 років тому +8

    You ever noticed that NOTHING GOOD happens to Tom Servo whenever he changes his head for an episode?
    Tom Servo - my third favorite robot character of all time!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому

      When else does he do it?

    • @AvengerII
      @AvengerII 4 роки тому

      @@kylestubbs8867 Honestly, I don't know the other instance (the original MST3k ran for at least 9 seasons) but I'm sure it happened. They develop tropes for these shows and certain things always happen because they're SUPPOSED to happen by the show's internal logic.
      Tom's always supposed to get hung up by his vanity and ego!

    • @alexandercrumulent271
      @alexandercrumulent271 4 роки тому

      Bender and the T1000?

    • @lisettedevars9423
      @lisettedevars9423 3 роки тому

      @@alexandercrumulent271 I love the T1000

  • @doctorcraptonicus7941
    @doctorcraptonicus7941 10 років тому +8

    Ed wood's A Clockwork Orange. 32:16 - Sound recording by Glenn Glenn or Glenda.

  • @kimifw58
    @kimifw58 9 років тому +6

    Judy must be annoying to have as a sister. She hears about his academic accomplishments and gripes about her brother bringing home a bookworm with a revolting name, then gets mad at him for bringing home a good-looking guy.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 2 роки тому +1

    32:40 -- The pointy bras are out of control in this movie.

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 3 місяці тому +1

      I frequently think, heck, I'd raise my arm in front of the screen, make a pinching motion with my fingers, and say "beep, beep" 10 times in this film. Anybody else?

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 7 років тому +6

    "Ironically, this is still funnier than Night Court." HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

    • @williammatthews693
      @williammatthews693 3 роки тому

      I always thought that one was hilarious... until I actually watched Night Court. The line is still funny I just can't agree with it.

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 4 роки тому +5

    "Hi Alex, I know you're hungry. We'll be eating in a jiffy." - "Father got us a new electric jiffy just for eating in. He's swell."

  • @SBCBears
    @SBCBears 11 років тому +6

    I think it refers to being "red in the face" as one gets when angered. Since they were talking about Judy being teased, it is reasonable that giving her "the reds" refers to her getting angry and being red in the face. And with that you have my best guess, FWIW.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 2 роки тому +2

      I figured it was the same as the "mean reds" from "Breakfast at Tiffany's"-hopeless, hollow despair.

  • @mrterp04
    @mrterp04 2 роки тому +2

    The Playlist at a Radio Station called FRANK:
    Wynonna.
    Vince Gill.
    Ferlin Husky.
    Roger Miller.
    Tex Ritter.
    Pat Buttram.
    Slim Whitman.
    Hank Snow.
    Marty Robbins.
    Nancy Walker.
    Sonny Burgess.
    Dag Hammerskjold.
    Donna Fargo.
    Crispin Glover.
    C. W. McCall.
    Zamphir.
    Barbara Mandrell.
    Maury Povich.
    Coco Chanel.
    Ernest Tubbs.
    Larry Storch.
    Jerry Lee Lewis.
    Edward Everett Horton.
    Gentleman Jim Reeves.
    Boss Jim Geddes.
    Mrs. Miller.
    Karen Valentine.
    Stonewall Jackson.
    Charley Pride.

  • @BrooklynJackBlue
    @BrooklynJackBlue 9 років тому +16

    "...biscuit!"
    LOVE that riff.

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 5 років тому +4

    As she opens the fridge... "Here ya go, daddy." "Thanks, kitten." LOL

    • @shuttittuppitt9355
      @shuttittuppitt9355 Рік тому +2

      That's actually very accurate for SOME fathers-daughters at the time. It was less a slightly incestuous remark & more a condescending chauvinistic remark.

  • @antony716
    @antony716 9 років тому +80

    Judy might need an electric toy...

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому +3

      Electric eel works best. What Betty Rubble used

  • @DanielLiebert-i1p
    @DanielLiebert-i1p 2 місяці тому +1

    As for the short film, IMDB gives this summary: A visiting young man prefers the household electrical appliances over the teenage daughter! But all ends well. Thinly veiled infomercial by Edison Electrics .

  • @boomboom6577
    @boomboom6577 2 роки тому +3

    1:09:10 that cartoon noise he makes after the gunshot is sooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WayWardWonderer
    @WayWardWonderer 9 років тому +52

    Tom Servo with the dummy head... *shudder*

    • @WayWardWonderer
      @WayWardWonderer 9 років тому +1

      ;)

    • @Roadvirus1
      @Roadvirus1 9 років тому +10

      +KTAVERILL Probably the most creepiest thing they've ever done. The Llama skit, with Mike's blank stare while in overalls, is second.

    • @WayWardWonderer
      @WayWardWonderer 9 років тому +12

      Don't you give no matches to Mikey!

    • @TheStephepps
      @TheStephepps 6 років тому +3

      It looked lie Charlie McCarthy.

    • @Nmethyltransferase
      @Nmethyltransferase 5 років тому +1

      Someone took a trip to the uncanny valley.

  • @coyotesmile8972
    @coyotesmile8972 2 роки тому +6

    The moral:
    If you don't want to die in childbirth then you should obey the law and be nice to people.

    • @analogkid01
      @analogkid01  2 роки тому +5

      "Obstetrical morticians HATE this one simple trick!!"

  • @HominidMachinae
    @HominidMachinae 12 років тому +6

    It also shows how clever they could be though. For my money the "no! I have angoraphobia!" was one of the most clever quick-riffs they ever had.

  • @Blackes_Magic
    @Blackes_Magic 12 років тому +14

    Ah, I see the Joel vs. Mike battle still rages on.
    As sad as that is, it's nothing compared to the guy who tried to argue with me that Josh Weinstein was the superior Tom Servo, and that Kevin Murphy was a "sellout" XD
    Oh well. I've been told Mary Jo Pehl "ruined" the series,too.
    TL;DR "Repeat to yourself 'It's just a show. I should really just relax""

  • @aestroai8012
    @aestroai8012 4 роки тому +2

    This might be my favourite episode!

  • @dantheface2986
    @dantheface2986 5 років тому +5

    Livin in Deep 13 is still a banger in 2019

  • @mikemurphy8714
    @mikemurphy8714 3 роки тому +3

    "Well HIS pajamas are quite formal" that line killed me.

  • @redvintner1094
    @redvintner1094 6 років тому +5

    “Sir, it’s ONE parking ticket...” LMAO

  • @HazeMotes
    @HazeMotes 12 років тому +43

    "Jam Handy" sounds like a depraved sexual act.
    "Hey Alex, how'd the date with my sis go?"
    "Swell! She even gave me a jam handy!"

    • @wadecarmen7501
      @wadecarmen7501 4 роки тому

      Micheal Jackson gave a lot of Jim Handies and got sued.

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 4 роки тому

      Or to quote another JH riff...
      “Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location...”

    • @mikezylstra7514
      @mikezylstra7514 9 місяців тому +1

      Jam Handy was Detroit's mini-Hollywood. A spin off of General Motors marketing (1930's) it expanded into a lot of products and even did some mental/social health movies, often using actors from elsewhere.