The Fanged Fastener, Stapler WITH LYRICS - Paper Mario: The Origami King Cover

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  • @JunoSongs
    @JunoSongs  3 роки тому +1652

    I need to clarify that all the dog noises in the video were made by me- *no actual animals were harmed in this video.* Please remember to be kind to your pets and treat them humanely and with love.

    • @thatsquirminworm
      @thatsquirminworm 3 роки тому +67

      Yeah tell em Juno!

    • @WiglahWoo
      @WiglahWoo 3 роки тому +41

      Woof

    • @r4ls3i7
      @r4ls3i7 3 роки тому +117

      PEOPLE REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL DOG-

    • @patrisowka2010
      @patrisowka2010 3 роки тому +34

      I knew from the beginning that Juno plays Stapler.

    • @SpiffyPenguin739
      @SpiffyPenguin739 3 роки тому +63

      *PETA would STILL like to your location*

  • @Devi51159
    @Devi51159 3 роки тому +444

    Folded Bowser: He's gonna snap in half your stupid office tool
    *Bowser did not know how serious Mario was going take that line.*

    • @peaceofyoshi
      @peaceofyoshi 3 роки тому +111

      Just imagine
      *snap*
      "MARIO I WAS JOKING WHAT THE HELL?!"

    • @SubsonicH
      @SubsonicH 3 роки тому +14

      @@peaceofyoshi nah, I think he’s be fine with it

    • @ascaredmilipede7971
      @ascaredmilipede7971 2 роки тому +61

      "You cut up my kid! Even i'm not that mean"
      *Staplers jaw snaps in half*
      "What the fuck is wrong with all of you"

    • @darkeneddaylight5422
      @darkeneddaylight5422 2 роки тому +33

      "Mario? Why do you have that smile on your face? Wait- No- MARIO-"

    • @gerragotheallidile
      @gerragotheallidile 2 роки тому +25

      @@darkeneddaylight5422 "Mario? What are you doing? Mario... STAHP!!!"

  • @Glamurina
    @Glamurina 3 роки тому +749

    Bowser: If only i had my hands and this game's rating was a little higher, I'd be showing you a very indecent gesture!

    • @joystickthesentientpc7787
      @joystickthesentientpc7787 3 роки тому +79

      Honestly that does sound like something bowser would say.

    • @supermariogamer5294
      @supermariogamer5294 3 роки тому +68

      @@joystickthesentientpc7787 this is something he already did.
      In the japanese version of Super Mario RPG Bowser has a different victory pose, it was changed due to how the rest of the world deemed it offensive.

    • @agostonpitlik8045
      @agostonpitlik8045 3 роки тому +55

      If I'm correct Stan Pines said something very similar to the hand witch. Excellent reference.

    • @logandamudkip4212
      @logandamudkip4212 3 роки тому +18

      That is so in character for Bowser!

    • @geistgrace6452
      @geistgrace6452 3 роки тому +10

      All he needs is his arms.

  • @WizardChefCouncil
    @WizardChefCouncil 3 роки тому +970

    All jokes aside, this song is brilliant. Olly begins with the standard villain spiel; "You shall be no more, resistance is futile, etc.", even hinting at his motivations with "The hubris of paper leads only to perdition". However, Olly is soon interrupted by another villain: Bowser. After the initial barrage of insults, Bowser comments on how the atrocities Olly has commited are WAY too far, even for a fellow final boss. Olly berates Bowser for his short-sightedness (which is, honestly, quite true) and quickly diverts the conversation to his pet and current boss: The Fanged Fastener itself, Stapler. And here's my favorite part of the song; Juno manages to convey a slightly obsessed, mad king extolling the virtues of his pet, only thing is, these virtues are exclusively its birthright and tricks it can do to please him, evidenced by its most impressive trick being hailing the Origami King. Bowser is quick on the retort, commenting on Olly's last-ditch effort being siccing his dog on Mario. Also, the rhythm of the bounce and trounce lines is relevant for later, but for now, they are simply a means of expressing Mario's capability of laying a smackdown, and are followed up with Bowser validating his claims using his experience with the Pesky Plumber, Mario. Olly, ironically, comments on Bowser talking too much and then proceeds to taunt the Koopa King by stating that he has not only claimed his beloved army, he has also won because of that. Then the chorus kicks in. With every sentence beginning with "Soon", a catchy and memorable rhythm is established, alongside of the perfect mixture of villanous boasting, demoralization and motivation-showing. The latter seems as if it is unintentional and derived from the Origami King''s hate at that moment in time. He also hints at the Stapler being the thing that is holding most of Olly's army together, and taunts Mario with the mention of Peach. The spoken word segment has Olly reassuring his dog, Bowser insulting Olly and Olly stating that their resistance is futile. We also get to hear the woofs from the totally legit version, a fun nod and a nice detail. Then, a bombshell drops: Olly tells the Stapler to "Sic them". It can be inferred that, originally, Olly wanted Mario and Bowser to be folded soldiers, but now, Olly just wants them dead. In the second verse, Olly insists that the gang will be stopped, bound and reshaped into their puppets, and then again pokes at Mario's wounds with the mention of Peach. Bowser tells Olly to shut up, and proclaims that his nemesis is too strong to submit. Bowser, filled with paternal rage, states that Olly was responsible for Junior being cut up, clearly crossing a line. The Koopa King also puts his faith in his nemesis, and proceeds to extoll HIS virtues to Olly, a nice bit of contrast and characterization. Bowser does not seems begrudging, he, in fact, seems proud of his rival. He laments about how he has taken Mario's punishment for many games, compliments Mario's determination, foreshadows the fate of Stapler, calls out the game's pretty dramatic plot and uses "hail the Origami King" in a way that reinforces Mario's might. And to add to the pile of contrasts, Olly notes that the party underestimates Stapler' power, and repurposes the rhythm from Bowser's "trounce and bounce" line to agrandize the Stapler. He also talks about how his vision (another not-so-subtle motivation hint) will not be impeded. The chorus drops, alongside Juno's art that makes me angry I do not have enough devices to have the entire LoS as wallpapers for each of them. As Mario snaps Stapler, it whimpers, and Olly stays silent. Apathy? Shock? Rage? Sadness? Nobody will ever know...
    Juno is a master lyricist, and he spend this song basically flexing his contrast muscles for our benefit. 10/10, amazing song, can't wait for the 19th!

    • @thepokemonsamurai6512
      @thepokemonsamurai6512 3 роки тому +84

      What he said

    • @StaticIsJustOkAtGames
      @StaticIsJustOkAtGames 3 роки тому +20

      Ngl, Bowser Reminds Me Of The Soldier From TF2.

    • @ginawarren2087
      @ginawarren2087 3 роки тому +7

      Ok.......

    • @paciencia_y_fe
      @paciencia_y_fe 3 роки тому +34

      This is an essay

    • @WizardChefCouncil
      @WizardChefCouncil 3 роки тому +51

      @@paciencia_y_fe Yep, it is indeed. Was bored out of my mind waiting for something and decided to actually type out my amateur lyrical analysis of Juno's lyrics. Always had a penchant for doing this sorta stuff. Maybe I'll do the other LoS if I find the time, since the feedback has been pretty great (ty :)

  • @sonatanights5427
    @sonatanights5427 3 роки тому +377

    Juno's neigbours: calm your dog
    Juno: I don't have a dog
    Neigbours: then who howled and barked?
    Juno: it was me

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +21

      Neighbors: o_0

    • @Joge786
      @Joge786 3 роки тому +5

      @@chaosinc.382 the people from. Twilight 😏😏😏😏😏

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 3 роки тому +27

      It was me ALL ALONG!! The skeleton? Me. The crocodile? Me again. The italian Spider-man pizzaiolo!? You guessed it, still me! For all this time, you've only barely danced in the palm of my hand!

    • @evanmontgomery3062
      @evanmontgomery3062 3 роки тому +4

      It was I dio.

    • @boombob3D
      @boombob3D 3 роки тому +3

      Juno gets Hurt juno: ‘wimpers’

  • @lasagna3289
    @lasagna3289 3 роки тому +291

    The line “a pristine pedigree, the brightest I could get” is amazing - a pedigree refers to a dog’s genetic records, specifically those that prove the dog is a purebred. For someone who’s so obsessed with an origami master-race, it makes perfect sense that he’d only accept a perfectly pure pup.

    • @iloveappleyoutube7198
      @iloveappleyoutube7198 Рік тому +9

      Nah I don’t think it’s purebred. It’s probably a German Shepard-Doberman mix. What else would explain it’s extreme aggression

    • @goofy_man_productions4552
      @goofy_man_productions4552 Рік тому +17

      The fact its a stapler

    • @charliegibson4016
      @charliegibson4016 Рік тому +10

      @@goofy_man_productions4552 I love how bluntly you put this

  • @ViviRosey
    @ViviRosey 3 роки тому +747

    I love how the Totally legit stapler lyrics are actually legit we just never got to hear King Ollys part. But it just makes sense that Bowser and Olly sing considering that the Stapler is still a Dog

    • @supermannygamer2003
      @supermannygamer2003 3 роки тому +19

      Chain chomp and stapler waiting at your doorstep

    • @luismanuelascaniomarin2292
      @luismanuelascaniomarin2292 3 роки тому +21

      @@supermannygamer2003 waiting? They would just smash the door and get in

    • @jenidrabs
      @jenidrabs 3 роки тому +14

      @@luismanuelascaniomarin2292 they would totally and legit smash it

    • @luismanuelascaniomarin2292
      @luismanuelascaniomarin2292 3 роки тому +8

      @@jenidrabs or maybe even eat it

    • @jenidrabs
      @jenidrabs 3 роки тому +8

      @@luismanuelascaniomarin2292 that's probably more likely

  • @ayo.2022
    @ayo.2022 3 роки тому +217

    There's just something about King Olly himself saying to "Hail the Origami King" that gives off an unsettling aura

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 роки тому +26

      *Hail me you Useless peasants*

    • @peaceofyoshi
      @peaceofyoshi 3 роки тому +20

      Odd. For me it seems forced and cocky, and when Bowser retaliates with the line is when it truly gets intimidating for me.

    • @its-so-ouverture
      @its-so-ouverture 3 роки тому +6

      Meanwhile my OC, Lucy, is just looking on in enraptured awe.

    • @its-so-ouverture
      @its-so-ouverture 3 роки тому +1

      I don't find it unsettling, I just love the little fella to death

    • @shadowgirl_10
      @shadowgirl_10 Рік тому +1

      @@its-so-ouverture Wait what? You have a TOK oc? Me too! Tell me more

  • @RedKirby5
    @RedKirby5 3 роки тому +489

    Juno had to sit in the recording studio making dog noises
    For a second time I might add
    Show him some respect

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +21

      God bless that man.

    • @ginawarren2087
      @ginawarren2087 3 роки тому +8

      WOOF

    • @yanbai7380
      @yanbai7380 3 роки тому +4

      God bless juno

    • @zarudegaming4427
      @zarudegaming4427 3 роки тому +3

      @Wise Guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GhostDanTBG
    @GhostDanTBG 3 роки тому +362

    The fact that Stapler howl during the chorus part of the lyric is pretty wholesome. :D

  • @unfinishedzizzy7582
    @unfinishedzizzy7582 10 місяців тому +9

    Ollie and Bowser have a rap battle over who's ally is better while Mario attacks the pup in the background

  • @YasEmisDaBus
    @YasEmisDaBus 3 роки тому +251

    God thinking of it what Mario did to Stapler was gruesome, he bloody ripped its head in half

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 3 роки тому +44

      It's probably the most gruesome death out of the bosses, just thinking about all the pain stapler would be in

    • @factfactfan
      @factfactfan 3 роки тому +30

      he kills a dog

    • @gavinli1368
      @gavinli1368 3 роки тому +20

      It’s like he did a reverse bear trap on it from Saw

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +13

      @@gavinli1368 Exactly what I thought of.
      And boy did he deserve it. Bad dog.

    • @Marshadow01
      @Marshadow01 3 роки тому +18

      King olly is probably going to want to call the animal rights union on Mario

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 3 роки тому +503

    3:03 I like how this is one of the most brutal actions that Mario's EVER done, snapping a dog's jaw back, but the most that Juno did here was a little bit of whimpering
    To be fair his neighbors are probably already questioning why he's barking like a dog so I don't really think he had much of a choice

    • @PedroGM0
      @PedroGM0 3 роки тому +90

      Bruh...if it wasn't an office supply and an actual Dog modeled there...
      *Kirby is going to call the police*

    • @nuclion2895
      @nuclion2895 3 роки тому +13

      Hello there again

    • @thejackshammer7654
      @thejackshammer7654 3 роки тому +21

      Oh no not Kirby. *FRIGGIN WAMBU WOULD CALL THE POLICE*

    • @robinhenson8299
      @robinhenson8299 3 роки тому +3

      we meet again christopher

    • @captainblue5096
      @captainblue5096 3 роки тому +3

      @Antidote: Lunar Wing *ALMOST?!*

  • @mattheworozco5929
    @mattheworozco5929 3 роки тому +428

    Ah yes, the finale to the trilogy of the fanged firearm: Staple Gun and Olly (Ft. YAPE from the Paper Maper may Origami Korigami series)
    In all seriousness, the last scene reminded me how brutal Mario is to the stationary in particular. In the span of the game, Mario:
    1. Crammed explosive down an arsonist artist’s throat.
    2. Dismembered a narcissistic actor and threw their corpse backstage.
    3. Disemboweled a canniballistic disco dancer and forced him to expel the half eaten remains of his friends.
    4. Yanks all the hair off a mafioso after trying to make their motorcycle crash.
    5. Deep froze a samurai and have them die of hypothermic shock.
    6. Snap a dog’s jaw in half.
    If the stationary were normal characters, the age rating would have been a lot higher.

    • @oneninetgaminghomeaccount3621
      @oneninetgaminghomeaccount3621 3 роки тому +29

      Yeaaaaaaaaa... Mario is brutal.

    • @cloud9979
      @cloud9979 3 роки тому +59

      To clarify, he doesn’t disembowel Hole Punch, rather he knocks it unconscious and rips out its spine.
      That’s actually still really brutal.

    • @lasagna3289
      @lasagna3289 3 роки тому +18

      Why is everyone talking about freezing scissors? When does that happen? I thought Scissors just kinda fell over and died

    • @laurajones7858
      @laurajones7858 3 роки тому +19

      @@lasagna3289 you can use Olivia's Ice Vellemental form to stop his super attack

    • @baconlovingvampire4523
      @baconlovingvampire4523 3 роки тому +6

      Oh definitely

  • @completelyrandomperson2249
    @completelyrandomperson2249 3 роки тому +314

    The art looks wierd without GUN in it...

  • @coos8730
    @coos8730 3 роки тому +110

    Can we talk about how olly sounds monotone af but still plays emotion into the lyrics. That’s impressive

  • @anonymousanonymous7170
    @anonymousanonymous7170 3 роки тому +129

    I love how Olly treats Stapler as his own pet or guard dog.

  • @christiant.-sg7719
    @christiant.-sg7719 3 роки тому +99

    I love the fact that throughout this song, Bowser just raps about how good of a nemesis that Mario is, and that he never gives up. Bowser truly respects Mario as his opponent, nemesis, and long time (potential) frenemy, and that they are willing to work with one another when needed.

    • @suspiciousshadeofgreen
      @suspiciousshadeofgreen Рік тому +13

      Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years:
      Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, and instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule, and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

    • @Fungus8mycrab
      @Fungus8mycrab 10 місяців тому +1

      Mario and Bowser are basically frenemies at this point.

    • @wolferngames8024
      @wolferngames8024 6 місяців тому +1

      This mostly aplies to the paper Mario games, in 64 he is the main villain yes, in ttyd he is kinda of just there, in super and origami King he is your ally, and in color splash he just wanted to play with the paint but accidentally fucked up (I will not talk about sticker star, I do not know the game well enough)

  • @spennywenny
    @spennywenny 3 роки тому +269

    I like how king Olly is speaking because stapler barks
    Also this will probably be the closest thing to a King Olly cover
    Edit: this aged like milk

    • @lukabazuka-xd9hi
      @lukabazuka-xd9hi 3 роки тому +17

      The final fold could be an option to sing to

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +18

      Until next week. When he ends the Legion of Stationary compilation with that cover

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 3 роки тому +4

      Say sike right now

    • @Popplio3323
      @Popplio3323 3 роки тому +5

      Soon my child. Soon.

    • @Marshadow01
      @Marshadow01 3 роки тому +4

      Considering we are getting the complete package on Friday, which is two days away from the day MOTI uploads (most of the time) and when Juno sometimes uploads, I think there’s a sixty percent chance of getting king olly’s theme

  • @omeister8221
    @omeister8221 3 роки тому +78

    Okay, for real, the idea to have the Stapler's howls as backing vocals while Olly delivers the last part of the chorus is nothing short of INSPIRED.

  • @DE23
    @DE23 3 роки тому +362

    Alternate title: Dictator sings about his murderous pet to a single father while an Italian man is killing a dog.
    On Pi Day.

  • @justcallmeleonardo
    @justcallmeleonardo 3 роки тому +84

    This is a pretty clever way of actually giving lyrics to this song.

  • @chobbis3
    @chobbis3 3 роки тому +95

    King Olly: So what do you do?
    Stapler: woof
    King Olly: ...You're hired

  • @jbbarr229
    @jbbarr229 3 роки тому +612

    I like corn.

    • @GreenStarGalaxian
      @GreenStarGalaxian 3 роки тому +14

      it bops ngl

    • @JoJo-164
      @JoJo-164 3 роки тому +11

      I would’ve liked it if Olivia sang too.

    • @TheYank2763
      @TheYank2763 3 роки тому +8

      @@JoJo-164 We still got one more Private Video in the LOS playlist, we got a chance

    • @Oretizm
      @Oretizm 3 роки тому +3

      You ruined it because it buffered...
      But I forgiv oo ;)

    • @TheCoolRaboot
      @TheCoolRaboot 3 роки тому +1

      LOL

  • @RylixBlizzai
    @RylixBlizzai 3 роки тому +75

    oh great
    now he actually whimpers after his jaw gets snapped instead of just making metal creaking noises that sound like whimpers
    now i feel more awful watching the poor thing go through that

    • @shadeskitsune7830
      @shadeskitsune7830 3 роки тому +3

      Haven't played the game but I imagine stapler to be like a mechanical robot dog and not a real dog something like blade wolf from metal gear rising. Doesn't make that finisher any less brutal but helps.

    • @antjones4017
      @antjones4017 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shadeskitsune7830 the poor thing is completely sentient

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 3 роки тому +47

    1:55 As if Peach is ever around to lead anyway.

  • @smallenemyspider5339
    @smallenemyspider5339 3 роки тому +32

    Imagine living with Juno and just hearing him make dog noises from his room

  • @TEBArceus
    @TEBArceus 3 роки тому +51

    Olivia: GET YO DOG OLLY
    Olly: it dont bite
    Olivia: YES IT DO

  • @elementalmaster6435
    @elementalmaster6435 3 роки тому +73

    I almost feel sorry for the stapler, he's just a dog, he could've been a good boy if someone else had raised him.

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah

    • @ianfawknotson1800
      @ianfawknotson1800 3 роки тому +7

      I see what you mean worse of all it was not even they stapler's fault in most ways this had to happen

    • @victzegopterix2
      @victzegopterix2 3 роки тому +3

      It was a good dog, it obeyed to its owner, animals have no morals.

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому

      Like Luigi.

  • @ThaCataBoi
    @ThaCataBoi 3 роки тому +52

    Olly sounds so calm yet dangerous in this song, especially in the chorus where every sentence starts with “soon”. It reminds me of in Harry Potter how sometimes Voldemort talks very calmly but it makes him even more dangerous. Putting that feeling in a music video that’s less than 4 minutes long is an impressive feat. Incredible job, Juno.

  • @colonelcornchip9760
    @colonelcornchip9760 3 роки тому +154

    "If I had my hands i'd strangle you" Where's Olly's neck tho

    • @ashburch4779
      @ashburch4779 3 роки тому +40

      It's a metaphor bowser went to night school

    • @ericwijaya2119
      @ericwijaya2119 3 роки тому +13

      Olly with no neck to snap vs Olly with no knees for kneeling, FIGHT

    • @pumpkincat8336
      @pumpkincat8336 3 роки тому +6

      @@ashburch4779 is that a colour splash reference

    • @robertcaldwell6267
      @robertcaldwell6267 3 роки тому +5

      Just karate chop a centimeter below Olly’s neck and hold that position

    • @mateuszsosnowski5876
      @mateuszsosnowski5876 3 роки тому +2

      The Kirby problem

  • @justinukah7441
    @justinukah7441 3 роки тому +61

    Love that Bowser had somewhat of a neutral respect to Mario in song. He knows Mario won’t submit to someone like Olly.
    (Also if Juno makes a song for King Olly, I hope Olivia takes part in it)

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +10

      Yea, bowser believes fully there is just one man who can defeat him and respects him for that

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому +1

      She did

    • @toasterstrudel2024
      @toasterstrudel2024 3 роки тому +1

      This both aged like milk and didn't.

    • @ace_of_hearts_189
      @ace_of_hearts_189 2 роки тому +1

      *King Olly phase 3 boss battle song intensifies*

    • @PiggyGuy1313
      @PiggyGuy1313 8 місяців тому

      This comment has aged like fine wine.

  • @CKScores
    @CKScores 3 роки тому +92

    Something we didn’t expect, but got anyway.

    • @Zylber7
      @Zylber7 3 роки тому +1

      I did

    • @archangelsupreme4963
      @archangelsupreme4963 3 роки тому +2

      It wouldn’t be the legion without the Fanged fastener. And not just the doggos vocals

  • @PhoenixAlaris93
    @PhoenixAlaris93 3 роки тому +64

    3:05
    Bowser: Sorry, punk! But it looks like your "pet's" been put down!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +7

      Olly: >;(
      (The wink is cause only one eye is visible)

    • @Bigboi79836
      @Bigboi79836 7 місяців тому

      A little too far man
      Just a little too far

  • @FortunAdlaich
    @FortunAdlaich 3 роки тому +22

    I love how Olly is bragging about his pet dog and Bowser is bragging about his pet Italian

    • @Tiawesomeness
      @Tiawesomeness 3 роки тому +9

      Olly: I have a giant dog with metal teeth
      Bowzer: I have an Italian plumber.

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +5

      Mario lost his voice and now people treat him like property

    • @FortunAdlaich
      @FortunAdlaich 3 роки тому +2

      @@oimenamesrick unconstitutional

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +1

      @@FortunAdlaich “Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”

  • @JTTunes1204
    @JTTunes1204 3 роки тому +149

    Patience is a Virtue, my fellow Junonians, but amazing work with these lyrics Juno. I love how this turned out. Can't wait for Saturday!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +5

      Junonians? I'm putting that on my library card.

    • @naaylealikhan8129
      @naaylealikhan8129 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t wait for the premiere to start as well, I think battle with king olly will be a secret at the end

    • @MrLProductionsOfficial
      @MrLProductionsOfficial 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah! Can't wait for the premiere! Surprised we got this now, to be honest. So does that mean we may get Battle with King Olly on that premiere?

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому +4

      You make it sound like we're in a cult

    • @naaylealikhan8129
      @naaylealikhan8129 3 роки тому +2

      @Magolor UTTP ya, and King Olly with lyrics probably as a secret because I see an extra private video in that playlist. I also think the songs will be in order of how this amazing masterpiece game went

  • @kirbyfan087
    @kirbyfan087 3 роки тому +154

    Ok, the fact that it yelped and whined when killed almost made me feel sorry for the poor dog. It was just obeying its master, it didn’t deserve this (maybe it did). Press F to pay respects
    F

  • @avenger3272
    @avenger3272 3 роки тому +12

    "You cut up my kid, even I'm not that mean"
    Fury bowser: imma bout to end this pizza box's career

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому +2

      Pizza box man.

    • @goldenbunny7743
      @goldenbunny7743 16 днів тому

      Bowser is not a pizza box... he is a wet floor sign

  • @dr.puggles3610
    @dr.puggles3610 3 роки тому +17

    Whoever voiced king olly did a great job, he’s almost exactly how I’d expect him to sound

  • @The-devour-of-light
    @The-devour-of-light Рік тому +8

    Are we not going to talk about how in Paper Mario The Origami King the villain is literally a emo kid.

  • @TheOneAndOnlySkello
    @TheOneAndOnlySkello 3 роки тому +16

    2:57 The new PETA parody looks great

  • @peaceofyoshi
    @peaceofyoshi 3 роки тому +20

    Just thought I'd make a Bowser chorus cause I like the idea of them clashing at the chorus.
    "Soon, we will take back the princess and restore her form.
    Soon, we will triumph over you in our flat paper norm,
    Soon, fangled shackles will fall from the beast in defeat,
    Soon, we will roar in triumph once you have been beat"
    (Optional - Have Olivia Go - "Ooooool..... lyyyyy...... Pleeease..... Ceeeeease" to counter the Stapler howl)
    They're pretty bad but it was the best I could think of lol.

  • @unused_present1548
    @unused_present1548 3 роки тому +82

    "Bold words for a glorified nametag."
    Juno, can we talk about this?

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +4

      I cackled, ngl.

    • @ThaCataBoi
      @ThaCataBoi 3 роки тому +23

      Olly showed no respect in that line.
      Bowser is clearly a wet floor sign.

    • @peaceofyoshi
      @peaceofyoshi 3 роки тому +3

      Bowser got his revenge.... twice. The haircut did not need to be slandered like that.

    • @shadowgirl_10
      @shadowgirl_10 Рік тому

      @@peaceofyoshi Don’t forget ”Oversized Christmas card”

  • @Termina2018
    @Termina2018 Рік тому +4

    "I should get a dog."
    -Toad after slaughtering the dog-like Stapler
    💀

  • @Bingus743
    @Bingus743 3 роки тому +24

    Apart of me really wanted to hear King Olly say
    "NOOOO MY DOGGO"
    At the end

  • @אורוידןפלד-י3ק
    @אורוידןפלד-י3ק 3 роки тому +75

    Since both mario and stapler can't talk this song is a rap battle between king Olly and Bowser.

  • @TheIceCreamWizard
    @TheIceCreamWizard 3 роки тому +41

    you already made the episode twice, the lyrics were “woof bark growl x99” and “gun”

  • @yogibear8683
    @yogibear8683 3 роки тому +49

    *Woof Intensifies* Were almost near the end guys! Who's up for another New *Grand Finale* to The Origami King himself?
    There's only one way to defeat him! *Drops an entire "Staple" Store onto him*

    • @sooba9627
      @sooba9627 3 роки тому +1

      Droping large objects onto people? You don't think it could be a callback, or perhaps even a refrence of sort? Maybe even, a JoJo refrence?

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 3 роки тому +2

      @@sooba9627 *STAPLEROLLER DA!!!!!*

    • @ace_of_hearts_189
      @ace_of_hearts_189 2 роки тому +2

      imagine this actually happened in game.
      Olly: You can't beat me.
      Mario: *grabs nearby staple store*
      Olly: WHAT THE FOLD-
      Olivia and Bowser: 0_o
      Mario: *proceeds to use staple store as a hammer on Olly*

  • @thatsquirminworm
    @thatsquirminworm 3 роки тому +28

    Remember kids: any Legion of Stationary song made by Juno isn't complete without "Hail the Origami King!"

  • @accountoftheultraimaginato4012
    @accountoftheultraimaginato4012 3 роки тому +35

    "Bold words from a glorified name tag." I love Olly.

    • @kittycuddler_4437
      @kittycuddler_4437 3 роки тому +4

      Ok, this is the second time this had happened, I run across a comment right as that line comes up

  • @jmgaming4004
    @jmgaming4004 3 роки тому +17

    Olly: so what do you do ?
    Stapler: woof woof ( I can staple people and pin them down )
    Olly: and?
    Stapler: bark bark ( Have u ever stapled paper 50 times straight )
    Olly: OH, your hired, and you will be the family dog

  • @DavidMaurer-gq9cz
    @DavidMaurer-gq9cz 9 місяців тому +3

    Another sad death of a endangered stapler....

  • @theshadowjester99
    @theshadowjester99 3 роки тому +16

    I actually really love the voice you gave for King Olly. I feel like it fits him very well considering his personality and character.

  • @originalnamehere470
    @originalnamehere470 3 роки тому +14

    I love how this is one of the most gruesome ways mario has ever beaten someone AND IT IS FROM A STAPLER

  • @Berribearboo
    @Berribearboo 3 роки тому +44

    This proves that Bowser is a cat person.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +14

      Well... yeah. Did “Meowser” slip your mind?

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 роки тому +4

      But he has all those ChainChomps...

    • @angelogargamel7067
      @angelogargamel7067 3 роки тому +4

      Only paper bowser because normal bowser has a block dog

    • @kittycuddler_4437
      @kittycuddler_4437 3 роки тому

      @@chaosinc.382 Well, there more guard dogs or wolves than dogs, they have a more aggressive and territorial nature, making me think of wolves instead of dogs (Or police dogs/fighting dogs)

  • @kingme1313
    @kingme1313 3 роки тому +7

    So I've recently been thinking about and here is an epic idea for this song:
    Instead of actually being there, Olly's singing in his throne room, just thanks to the magic of the origami castle allows his voice or image to be anywhere he desires, like having a sing battle against bowser :P

  • @avamangosmoothie7625
    @avamangosmoothie7625 3 роки тому +16

    Just realized that the last two members use rock instruments, and they’re made of metal

  • @peelythebananabanana8115
    @peelythebananabanana8115 3 роки тому +31

    "woof woof woof woof woof"
    "Wait, that's not how it goes?"
    *I can't describe how perfect of a description that is.*

  • @redsterthegamer
    @redsterthegamer 3 роки тому +7

    The "He will bounce you, and trounce you" part actually feels like a good old Action Command! I mean, I bop my head to that same rhythm every time I pull it off!

  • @gamemasterpzm
    @gamemasterpzm 3 роки тому +8

    I love this song so much! Originaly I had no idea how this song could work but it being olly and bowser with the stapler making barking noises and even in the end whimpering is both impressive and makes one feel actually bad for breaking his jaw! What I am trying to say is that all these songs were phenomenal and I am glad that now people can't beg you anymore to do the rest of the songs.

  • @Neuronalon
    @Neuronalon 3 роки тому +22

    I love to imagine how Juno is staying in front of his microphone and is making intense dog noises. The neighbours will love him! (Yeah and the song is great too)

  • @angle4096
    @angle4096 3 роки тому +26

    Also impresive making olly and bowser sing this because Mario and stapler can’t talk

    • @FBEAR05
      @FBEAR05 3 роки тому +6

      Stapler can't talk but Mario is forced to be silent.

    • @edentague8141
      @edentague8141 3 роки тому +3

      @@FBEAR05 yeah I head cannon that when ever a adventure is coming, Mario is silent and everyone pretends he has a sour throut hoping that nothing bad is gonna happen.

    • @Shadex_Joestar
      @Shadex_Joestar 3 роки тому +1

      @@edentague8141 to be fair,even if we don't hear his voice,in this game he talks to olivia and other characters sometimes,so I don't think he is forced to shut up or has a sore throat,he just isn't that guy who always has something to say(this is my headcanon to justify the fact that the devs don't want to give him a stupid text box and so they even removed his voice meanwhile everybody talks lol)

  • @MarioManProductions327
    @MarioManProductions327 Рік тому +3

    There is something oddly symbolic about “Never hail the origami king”.

  • @oimenamesrick
    @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +25

    Olly sounds exactly how I imagined him.

  • @MH-sw9ce
    @MH-sw9ce 3 роки тому +3

    I just love it when Mario breaks the stapler and the stapler makes a cute dog noise

  • @nahfam5660
    @nahfam5660 3 роки тому +23

    Okay, but the glorified name tag roast was the best roast I've heard in a looooooong time.

  • @theollygamiking8326
    @theollygamiking8326 3 роки тому +14

    God I feel bad for the Stapler, Mario broke its jaw when it was just following its owner's orders :(

    • @kauedasilva1072
      @kauedasilva1072 3 роки тому

      It was a dangerous creature and had to be put down... Unfortunately.

    • @edentague8141
      @edentague8141 3 роки тому +1

      @@kauedasilva1072 but... WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!! He could’ve been retrained, right? As in not to kill everyone?

    • @kauedasilva1072
      @kauedasilva1072 3 роки тому +1

      @@edentague8141 I highly doubt it, the others have clearly shown Loyalty to King Olly and dogs tend to remain to their masters no matter what.

  • @TheWolfBunny64
    @TheWolfBunny64 3 роки тому +22

    Oh my god. This means King Olly is last up to get the lyrical treatment. His final boss theme is SO GOOD.
    EDIT: I KNEW JUNO WAS GOING TO DO THIS!

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol 3 роки тому +7

    now all we need is the *True Bad Time Trio,* Yape, Dog-Stapler, and G U N .
    We'll call it *YAPE-LER GUN.*

    • @lasagna3289
      @lasagna3289 3 роки тому +1

      That’s, like, 4,790,000 bucks at staples

  • @Random_User-or9nr
    @Random_User-or9nr 3 роки тому +9

    Poor Stapler. He just wanted to defend Olly. He's so loyal at Olly's side. But he... He just sacrificed himself for his owner ;-;

  • @kaydub0623
    @kaydub0623 3 роки тому +6

    "After all these years...
    Finally, I have them all" - Stan Pines

  • @DE23
    @DE23 3 роки тому +8

    1:47 favorite part
    Olly yapping on and on about folding everyone while Stapler doesn't stop stapling Mario is the perfect combo

  • @Sleepy-Lunatic
    @Sleepy-Lunatic 3 роки тому +4

    love how olly and bowser are arguing and staple and mario just fight like they don't hear olly 'n bowser.
    No joke

  • @thedarkdecidium367
    @thedarkdecidium367 3 роки тому +8

    I was expecting Olly to be the one singing, good choice Juno

  • @LilDemona
    @LilDemona 3 роки тому +13

    Once again yet another excellent song, I'm definitely looking forward to the album's release :D

  • @mr.pringlz8784
    @mr.pringlz8784 3 роки тому +11

    As much as I want to sing along, I can't get the gun lyrics out of my head.

  • @unheardydkearts1064
    @unheardydkearts1064 3 роки тому +37

    Huh. I actually wasn't expecting this.

  • @shmarkguy
    @shmarkguy 3 роки тому +41

    King Olly: So why do you wanna work here?
    Stapler: **Dog noises**
    King Olly: You’re hired!

    • @MisterBrick42
      @MisterBrick42 3 роки тому +7

      I feel like King Olly went into a pet store and was like:
      Toad: Which dog do you want?
      King Olly: *Pointing to the Stapler* That one
      Toad: Uh... sure
      King Olly: He’ll be perfect in my army against the toads
      Toad: What?
      King Olly: What?

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 3 роки тому +6

      @@MisterBrick42 Other Toad in the back: Where did we get that thing
      Toad: I found in the streets after the glitterstar incident it was whimpering and shivering so I brought it in
      Olly: How much will that be?
      Toad: 2000 Coins
      Olly: do you take credit Card?
      Toad: Yeah we do.
      *after buying*
      Olly: Thank you *goes away with stapler*

  • @chandirby1444
    @chandirby1444 3 роки тому +23

    never in my life have i been so thrilled and accomplished to snap a stapler dog's jaw backwards, i think this music brought something out of me. it goes hard in short. oh also, what's a good stapler pun.....i love how bowser, the staple bad guy of the series, is becoming less and less evil with each instalment

    • @FBEAR05
      @FBEAR05 3 роки тому +6

      Let me recap what Bowser has done throughout the Paper Mario series.
      64: Bowser steals the Star Rod and captures the Star Spirits so his own wishes can come true. (He also stole Peach but thats nothing new)
      TTYD: Bowser finds scent about the Crystal Stars and sets out for Rougeport to claim them all. He later learns Peach was kidnapped by the X-nauts which Bowser assumes they're stealing his thunder so he sets out once again to rescue her.
      Super: Bowser and Peach have a fake wedding planned by Count Bleck but the Wedding is a complete sham. He wakes up in a Pixelated world and builds a hideout. He runs into Mario and Peach and proceed to battle. Bowser loses once again and learns Count Bleck is destroying all worlds which Bowser doesn't approve of. Reluctant but determined, he sets off with Mario to stop the Count.
      Sticker Star: Bowser and his minions attend the Sticker Fest when Bowser decides to touch the Sticker Comet. Enhanced by his new shiny Royal Sticker, he enchants his minions with Sticker power and proceeds to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. (In which Bowser loses yet again.🤣)
      Color Splash: Bowser visits Prism Island and spies the Prisma Fountain. He wants to make a rainbow shell so he jumps into the fountain and mixes the colors. He accidentally makes evil Black Paint and it possesses him into painting the world black. (He gets cleaned up and remembers nothing.)
      Origami King: King Olly folds the minions into his own Folded Soldiers and nearly folds Bowser but never finishes. Not only does Olly kidnap and fold Peach but takes her castle, forcing Bowser and Mario to team up once more. Bowser even shows some morality at how even he is disgusted by Olly's endgame by wiping Toads out of existence.
      You're right. Bowser acted less of a big bad and more of an anti hero who does what he wants.

    • @MisterBrick42
      @MisterBrick42 3 роки тому +1

      We have a new *staple* villain now.

    • @chandirby1444
      @chandirby1444 3 роки тому

      @@FBEAR05 paper mario featuring bowser

    • @PiggyGuy1313
      @PiggyGuy1313 8 місяців тому

      Mario Wonder: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

    • @chandirby1444
      @chandirby1444 7 місяців тому

      never played (:

  • @Cheese-Slime-Sheriff
    @Cheese-Slime-Sheriff 8 місяців тому +5

    “You cut up my kid! Even I’m not that mean!”
    *Mario snaps Stapler’s jaw*
    “…there’s something wrong with you, all of you.”

  • @thechocochicken5346
    @thechocochicken5346 3 роки тому +10

    THE STAPLER BARKING MAKES ITS GLORIOUS RETURN also ft some other dudes I guess
    The change of the dynamic from simply a boss's villain song to a clash between Bowser and Olly is such a brilliant take - especially with Olly's more formal villainous language to Bowser's slang and insult-flinging. The upbeat yet menacing rhythm is carried through well, especially during the low bouncy section - and even when the melody gets real fast! We've seen the art since Gun but it's still brilliant with the fancy lighting and shine effects!
    Also that yip, creaking and whimpers at the end were actually horrifying Juno why

  • @calebbacke7699
    @calebbacke7699 3 роки тому +13

    Patience is virtue. We have gotten the best Stapler song from our lord and savior, Juno.

  • @SincradTB
    @SincradTB 3 роки тому +8

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute amazing delivery of King Olly. That was amazing.
    We've already heard your Bowser voice, and it's still amazing, but I wanted to bring attention to the new voice, and it was amazing. Props to you.
    I feel like the wording of this was bad, eheh, but I hope you get the point.

  • @maris_molotov
    @maris_molotov 9 місяців тому +2

    it was the 60s, Mario didn't know better

  • @thediscodevil0949
    @thediscodevil0949 3 роки тому +20

    I like how he had to mispronounce the word ‘fanged’ to make it fit in the chorus.

    • @betterastrocine
      @betterastrocine 3 роки тому +8

      the same technique is actually used in a lot of shakespeare's plays! it's pretty neat, although i'm not sure if it's necessarily a mispronunciation

    • @thediscodevil0949
      @thediscodevil0949 3 роки тому +3

      @@betterastrocine I know about that, but thanks for the info.

  • @AdamnSandals
    @AdamnSandals 3 роки тому +13

    Stapler: *bite barrage + golden staple gun attack*
    Mario: *HP has dropped to 0%*

    • @Kim-kr7vq
      @Kim-kr7vq 3 роки тому

      Stapler Rematch: *yes.*

  • @DE23
    @DE23 3 роки тому +18

    Bowser and Olly: Having a Rap Battle
    Mario and Stapler: Fighting to the death
    Olivia: AAAAAAAAA
    Toad's: *crunchy snack sounds*

    • @oimenamesrick
      @oimenamesrick 3 роки тому +1

      I can actually picture that now, it's a beautiful scene

    • @goldenbunny7743
      @goldenbunny7743 16 днів тому

      Toad before the fight starts: Does anyone have any popcorn because this about to be QUITE a show

  • @arandomgobthefatherofyape1847
    @arandomgobthefatherofyape1847 3 роки тому +10

    A legit lyrical paper Mario the origami king cover
    Origami Korigami, Gun
    Origami King The Fanged Fastener, Stapler
    Ah yes, this battle will be legendary

  • @vlalcremie002
    @vlalcremie002 3 роки тому +7

    I love how Bowser tells to Olly that he's sure Mario's gonna win

  • @finalbossgamer5481
    @finalbossgamer5481 3 роки тому +4

    "Mario's gonna snap in half your stupid office tool"
    *30 seconds later *
    Bowser: *I WAS SAYING THAT AS A FAKE THREAT JESUS CHRIST*

  • @vriskaserketontheps5
    @vriskaserketontheps5 3 роки тому +22

    this slaps but deep down we all know the true lyrics

    • @GreenStarGalaxian
      @GreenStarGalaxian 3 роки тому +6

      *WOOF WOOF WOOF WOO WOOF WOOF*

    • @vriskaserketontheps5
      @vriskaserketontheps5 3 роки тому +1

      @@GreenStarGalaxian precisely

    • @Joge786
      @Joge786 3 роки тому +1

      GRRRRR AWOOOOO

    • @JunoSongs
      @JunoSongs  3 роки тому +17

      y'all are forgetting
      *GUN, I'M THE GUN, I AM THE GUN*

    • @GreenStarGalaxian
      @GreenStarGalaxian 3 роки тому +1

      also like you shouldve like uploaded gun on march 31st
      just saying
      i dont make the rules

  • @Phoenix58803
    @Phoenix58803 11 місяців тому +2

    Bowser: “you cut up my kid, even I’m not that mean”
    Olly: “well you’re manhandling my dog right now so it must be a close second”

  • @ronaldoodles
    @ronaldoodles 3 роки тому +20

    Watching it and hearing the stapler whimper, I just realized Mario basically just killed King Olly’s pet, I understand why he wants him dead now

    • @DE23
      @DE23 3 роки тому +2

      Stapler was more Olly's guard dog. Olly really only saw Stapler as a tool.
      An office tool.

    • @darkblade8205
      @darkblade8205 3 роки тому

      @@DE23 excuse me sir that pun was illegal by all means so I suggest you leave the premises before I remove you forcefully.

  • @shadowgirl_10
    @shadowgirl_10 Рік тому +4

    One time when I was listening to this I checked the rime and right at that moment Olly said “Patience, my pet.” And I was just standing there like WHADDIDHESAYY??

  • @Pumpkinsmasherok
    @Pumpkinsmasherok 3 роки тому +10

    2:26 i don't think staplers are meant to move like that

  • @ActualTrash8
    @ActualTrash8 3 роки тому +8

    Wait a sec he never beat scissors..........
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm SCISSORS PART 2 COMFIRMED??!!?!?

  • @IAteABox
    @IAteABox 3 роки тому +8

    I was kinda nervous that Stapler would be singing. Thank goodness it was Olly and Bowser instead...
    Fantastic work as always.

    • @nobgs4505
      @nobgs4505 3 роки тому +3

      Juno did do one with Stapler singing a long while ago... although it was just Stapler barking, howling, and growling to the song instead of actually speaking

    • @IAteABox
      @IAteABox 3 роки тому +1

      @@nobgs4505 I know. I kinda hoped that was going to be the official one

  • @pocketfan2580
    @pocketfan2580 3 роки тому +6

    I'm literally imaging Olly asking stapler WHO IS A GOOD BOI EH? WHO IS A GOOD BOI? IT'S YOU MY LITTLE STATIONARY OBJECT!

    • @kittycuddler_4437
      @kittycuddler_4437 3 роки тому +1

      I would love it if people made mods for games like these where it's just when the characters aren't being used in-game, like when the person saves the game and goes on a break the characters come to life and all that, like toy story, but for a game, and after "Killing" Stapler which was just special effects and acting, Olly would actually do that showing his soft spot and even give them a treat for its excellent acting

  • @L0w3r_m00n_5
    @L0w3r_m00n_5 Рік тому +4

    I used to sing this and Handaconda religiously- I’m not the only one right?????

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 роки тому +13

    I'm now permanently referring to Olly as "the purple drama queen"