3:53 why kwite's voice go from "hehe silly kwite" to "hello sir, I would like to acquire your attention to look at today's loveliest sponsor that could help you protect your personal identification."
What is this reference I’ve been seeing everywhere? I really, really should know it - I wuv kwite he’s my favorite whiddle twink - but I don’t know this reference 😭 Someone, help enlighten me?
1:54 Unless I'm mistaken, he said "kickin' a beer can around, like he used to play a little footy (football(soccer)) at the pitchy (pitch(field)) everyday after school with the lads as a youngin"
@jasper.quartz1325 don't worry, I'm in a group home, so I'm warm, eat for free, and get all the help I need to get on my feet again. Honestly not too bad
_w h a t_ How did someone attempt to steal a whole-ass person... Wait. Actually? Don't tell me the story. People are freaks about humans in their 20s. I don't need to add to the trauma of remembering that. Unless you need to unload that shit, then I can cope because it'll never be as bad to me as it was to you.
For some stupid Reason, Kwite makes everything better. I don't really like people talking so much, but they have me interested for the full video. Love it. They do such a good Job at making things entertaining ^^
Security cam fails can be really entertaining! They often highlight the humorous side of everyday life, capturing unexpected moments that make people laugh
When I took my dog to the vet once I had some papers to sign before we left. I wasn't paying attention to my dog to find out he decided he couldn't wait five minutes to go to the bathroom and pee all over the floor. I was so embarrassed because the vet was just about to close and they just moped the floor even the wet floor signs were out.
When your watching the video and you remember he is attracted to a guy in a suit that is basically now a corpse covered in blood, in constant agony, and has mold growing all over him (and springtraps straight)
0:02 reminds me of one time when a big ass doberman walked into our house from the garage, walked around a table right in front of my grandpa, walked around my grandma, and left and neither of my grandparents noticed. Hell, the dog was even wearing a high-vis vest.
Broooo I’ve been feeling like utter horse crap lately and honestly I didn’t know how badly I need this video with some of these clips- I’m lost my shit laughing at the clip of idk WHAT that is (some sorta rodent) 13:20 time stamp for reference. The way it DRIFTED is making me wheeze to the point my cheeks and sides HUUUUUURT!! I can’t say this enough this man’s video help me even when I fell horribly physically and mentally! ❤
kwite's balls dropping during the ad read is enough of a jumpscare this halloween.
3:53 why kwite's voice go from "hehe silly kwite" to "hello sir, I would like to acquire your attention to look at today's loveliest sponsor that could help you protect your personal identification."
"Hello, Mario."
@@fizzipawp_z "HERSA MA BROTHA LUIGI NOW TO TELL U ALLZA BOUT THE HEAPIN PHEGHETII NOODLE OF IMFOMATIONAYY"
YEAH LIKE DID HE GET DUBBED OVER???
The difference in audio quality between the video and the sponsor segment hit me like a ton of bricks.
“seventeen seconds ago” i cannot keep doing this
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
SEVENTEEN SECONDS?!!? LIKE THE CURE?!?!?
@@cereal_snake BEAT ME TO IT
You can. And you fucking will.
What is this reference I’ve been seeing everywhere? I really, really should know it - I wuv kwite he’s my favorite whiddle twink - but I don’t know this reference 😭
Someone, help enlighten me?
3:56 the voice switch confused the hell outta me, I though it was an AI voice for a sec 💀
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ OK WE GET IT
@@p-__ u only saying that cuz u never had the honor to smell them 😩
i thought someone else was dubbing over him for a sec, he sounded more handsome?
Frrrrrrr
“Security cam fails” describes kwite playing fnaf, perfectly
Edit: I added a comma. Are you happy grammar nerds?
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ at this point i have to respect the dedication
Jesus Christ you didn’t need to kill the man
@@ThePolarisSystem what man? All i see is a hoodie
No, it describes Kwite playing FNAF badly.
1:54 Unless I'm mistaken, he said "kickin' a beer can around, like he used to play a little footy (football(soccer)) at the pitchy (pitch(field)) everyday after school with the lads as a youngin"
Correct
The clerk jumping the counter to hug-jump-spin in celebration with the verklempt PS5 purchaser is ALPHA MALE GOALS. Love them both.
I love how even homeless people watch kwite. I would know as I'm one of them. Keep up the fun work kwite :D
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Hope you you figure it out!
I hope u stay warm this winter! Happy Halloween btw 🎃✨️
@jasper.quartz1325 don't worry, I'm in a group home, so I'm warm, eat for free, and get all the help I need to get on my feet again. Honestly not too bad
Hope you can call somewhere your own home soon !
9:34 the amount of joy I feel
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
5:35 one of my old roommates and I used to quote SAO Abridged ALL THE TIME... our other roommate was surprisingly calm
Why did the mic quality change so much during the sponsor 😭😭
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ babe ! Were pregnant
probably recorded it closer to the mic and without the mask
SHUSH WE GET IT@@p-__
he probably dubbed it over, best part is we cant even see him speaking to know for sure
almost got kidnapped today and my professor still made me present in front of class 🤩
Failed kidnapping AND failing a class? Damn dude you need to start succeeding at something
@@beans9518 i fucked up the power point and failed at plugging the hard drive in right too 😎 it’s a public speaking class
What a jagweed!
_w h a t_
How did someone attempt to steal a whole-ass person... Wait. Actually? Don't tell me the story. People are freaks about humans in their 20s. I don't need to add to the trauma of remembering that. Unless you need to unload that shit, then I can cope because it'll never be as bad to me as it was to you.
you fr bro? im really sorry if you are
Perfect timing for my meal video!
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
fr lmao
For some stupid Reason, Kwite makes everything better.
I don't really like people talking so much, but they have me interested for the full video. Love it. They do such a good Job at making things entertaining ^^
i Agree, kwite truly Does make Things better. I had A bad day today and They uploaded just in time For dinner
I can't believe that Kwite, an entity without a mouth, still can do ADR that is painfully obvious.
what is adr 👁️👁️
@ratboy2 I forgot the exact words but it's basically audio replacement during editing
@@xenothyst ahhhh i see. figured it might be something like that… thanks!
Imagine an AI that could tell that what you did was cringe installed on those cameras. And it archived the footage and created a montage monthly lol
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
9:30 This is adorable and life giving.
@2:51 “All right, you picked the dome fossil, so I’ll take this helix fossil!”
Every video his collection grows. How long until they are completely surrounded by neon green boxes, nothing but a voice.
Legit just sat down to eat, thank you Kwite
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
what did you think of the first clip as a fellow bear?
@@kirrb-dot-exe old people scare me, I'd let them pass too
7:00 she is propably blind with how much she was yelling (ive seen the original and she propably had her eyes open)
Security cam fails can be really entertaining! They often highlight the humorous side of everyday life, capturing unexpected moments that make people laugh
When I took my dog to the vet once I had some papers to sign before we left. I wasn't paying attention to my dog to find out he decided he couldn't wait five minutes to go to the bathroom and pee all over the floor. I was so embarrassed because the vet was just about to close and they just moped the floor even the wet floor signs were out.
0:41 where's my silly little animal crossing sound effect 😭😭🥺🥺
bear is friend :)
🐻
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
kaguya.
Love the ad narration, just slapped it over a random clip
SAO abridged is extremely quotable, it formed 40% of my vocabulary and 60% of my accent
L throat
When your watching the video and you remember he is attracted to a guy in a suit that is basically now a corpse covered in blood, in constant agony, and has mold growing all over him (and springtraps straight)
same
would you rather he openly talk about having a scat fetish? pick your battles
… he’s what?
@Pyromaniaclord springtrap
calm down, bro…..
The fucking Team Plasma battle music playing over that video with the biker thief had me rolling! 😂
Kwite is my favorite stranger on the internet
3:53 your voice was so clear here i thought it was a different person😭
8:00 that was a godly fake stronk
9:30 I almost shed a tear here, this is so wholesome
3:56 least obvious sponsor section
3:53 THE VOICE CHANGE SCARED ME
i love how the mic quality changed so much i knew it was an ad read
11:30 God... where can I find me a man built like this
I’m being kwite for Halloween 😜
6:08 he looks like one of those street cats Tom lets in to beat up Jerry
Frrr
8:08 bro is a regular insurance scammer i garentee it
1:40 I thought they were speaking another language.😂
Sounded like sims.
The voice change and the Deadly Premonition music for the ad read 😘👌
You were so much crisper during the ad I had to look up at my phone
Quick, draw Springtrap pregnant
I really hope that dub over during the ad wasn't supposed to be convincing
0:02 reminds me of one time when a big ass doberman walked into our house from the garage, walked around a table right in front of my grandpa, walked around my grandma, and left and neither of my grandparents noticed. Hell, the dog was even wearing a high-vis vest.
love the new pfp kwite!
YEAH!!
Oh hey, funny hoodie man posted
10 seconds in 1 off? bro fell minute
thought I was stroking or somethin reading this lol
why is there always a word missing from the swap every time i see one of these?
what
Kwite: Did you buy the plush?
Me: Yes.
Kwite: What did it cost?
Me: Everything.
(I got the plush Kwite.)
Ad read got a crazy ahh mic quality
KWITE! REACT TO ALL OF MURDER DRONES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
AGREED
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@catdownthestreet ur my frien now, we're having soft tacos later :D
Ye
w vid kwite (as always)
3:00 bro is using music from Pokémon Black and White. What a Chad 🗿
I understood all of that stereotypical English that kwite just said
“Kwhyte” has uploaded
I love "white"
i don’t have food so i can’t watch, sorry
update: i lied, im eating ice. the things i do for kwite 😒🙄
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
kwite sponsor segment is my new sleep paralysis demon
0:01 i got special powers from eating precious flowers
For 12 seconds I forget I was watching a Kwite video
Something about Kwite doing the SSSniperwolf thumbnail, yet you’re unable to see his true reaction is so funny to me.
Love you kwite
Who doesn't 💅
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Paimon pfp
I love the team plasma theme 😂
yippie more kwite slop!!!
There is this one i remember where a bottle falls off a shelf and blasts itself back onto the shelf from a pressure break.
I love the new pfp!
LMAOOO!!! THE PAINT SLIDING OFF THE CAMERA!!! LMAOOOOOO!!!
The British accent killed me 🤣
Gave up a good ass song for this, it better be worth it
Edit: it was worth it
Haven't watched it, but cool that it was out 1 minute ago lol
Hell yeah perfect shower vid as always kwite
I wave and say hi to security cameras sometimes… I never think about that footage being surfaced anywhere 😅
kwite became a different human during the ad read
AI kwite kissing our hands and tickling our toes for the advert💕
2:07 damn it james
hi cwunt i like this video, darn skibidi.
Girl played that robber
Cool new channel art
Mic quality jump = instant ad
just in time for lunch!
Never have I been earlier 9 seconds omg
The English guy at the start i have no idea where he is from 😂
I tried going off the bin but I literally have no idea 😂
OH GOD HES GONE CONTENT MODE
Kwite your mask has a very... strange shape in the middle
HI KWITE!!!
why is the ad read just kwite talking over his own used footage
7:43
Bro just died 💀
11:24 “god making a mistake in the sound editing of reality” yep
3:54 High quality jumpscare
Yay kwunk! :>
Sony literally doing the apple
Broooo I’ve been feeling like utter horse crap lately and honestly I didn’t know how badly I need this video with some of these clips-
I’m lost my shit laughing at the clip of idk WHAT that is (some sorta rodent) 13:20 time stamp for reference. The way it DRIFTED is making me wheeze to the point my cheeks and sides HUUUUUURT!! I can’t say this enough this man’s video help me even when I fell horribly physically and mentally! ❤
I wanna know of any danger im in, the potential danger and whatever my skitzo mind cooks up id like to live without lol.
feels like i just went back a few years
HI KWITE !!!!! >O< FIRE VID AS ALWAYS !
I may be at work however Kwite main channel vid I need my semi-regular high quality slop
kwite the rent cannot be that high😭😭🙏
4:38 i've personally used aura, i fucking hated it
I LOVE SAOA ITS MY FAVORITE SHOWWWWW