@@SentientSingularity It technically still exists as part of Macy's, I think they've got part of the store set up as a Toys R Us or something. They still sell gift cards for the store.
@@patrickhernandez785are you using Suno to make these? Btw this is your best yet. It looks like you write the lyrics and have the ai arrange it all brilliant
People complain that they're hungry but are still wasting money on lights and presents; my biggest present for Christmas will be still having a roof and bed, lol- Merry Christmas all 🎅🏿
Definitely little things,As I Think. Merry Christmas to you. We had a Santa on a sleigh go by my place,the other night I blocked it out With Ozzy and Hockey game.
My new favorite Christmas song. It reminds me of being in the supermarket one day in 1990s where I heard a song where I swear the call and response was: "F**k you, Merry Christmas!"
Lol, the part about the money being stolen from the wallet. If what I heard is true someone I suspected of stealing money from my wallet tried to rob someone else later on and got shot in the head and killed. IF, what I heard is true. Just wanted to share that.
My mom and dad invented CHEAP! For me it was ALWAYS. 2 pairs of Jeans and one or two Flannel shirts. Oranges and a bag of English Walunts. That was it!!! I hated seeing school dtart back! It made me sick at my stomach!!
My five year old won't stop saying "you kids ain't getting shit for Christmas". Now I'm trying to explain to my wife where he got that from. Looks like I ain't getting shit for Christmas
2024 feels this kind of way.
maybe you or your kids ? I know you ain't judging kaboom.
KC mo. Love's this song
STILL WANA FK😂
@@kyoko703 can't beat them
Buncha little bastards 🤔
Someone should sneak this on the speakers at Superstore hahaha
Maybe at wal Mart?
Brilliant idea 🎅🏻🤣😂😂
😂 ikr
The Atlantic superstore?
@ nope, the Grandview Highway Superstore. 😁
Should be the Walmart national anthem
When I was a kid in the 90s there where alway kids getting their asses whooped in Walmart. Bring back the whoopens!!!!
You'd be a Luigi level hero if you managed to hack Walmart's in store radio to make these songs their playlist.
I'd be walking in the aisles, laughing my butt off & singing along! 🤣🤣 🤣
I know right
This really gets you in the holiday spirit
Now this is a Christmas song I will be bumping on my stereo this Christmas 🤶! 😂😂😂😂😂
Play this on full blast on black friday at Toys R Us with the doors permanently locked. It will be glorious.
Toys R Us?
Someone just woke up from a six-year coma. All well. At least we still have Bowie.
@@SentientSingularity toys r Us is still open throughout Canada.
That'd be great if Toys R Us was still around!!🤣
@@SentientSingularity toys r Us is still thriving in Canada.
@@SentientSingularity It technically still exists as part of Macy's, I think they've got part of the store set up as a Toys R Us or something. They still sell gift cards for the store.
If only we had jams like this back then 😂
You mean before the 50's? 😂. They were obscure like prom back then.
Blast this song in every Retail Store World Wide
I'm taking my Bluetooth speaker to Walmart when I see kid's acting a fool I'm playing this song oh a really small mini speaker😀
@cythiagibson3646 lmao sounds like a excellent idea
This is hilarious and it's my new favorite Christmas song!!! 🤣🤣
I'm bumping this for Christmas every year 😂
Christmas songs that express how I really feel around the holidays are my new favorite genre.
New Christmas classic
this made my day so much better thanks
No problem 😊
@@patrickhernandez785are you using Suno to make these? Btw this is your best yet. It looks like you write the lyrics and have the ai arrange it all brilliant
@patrickhernandez785 this song is funny
My new fav Christmas song EVER !!!!
Nothing from nothing, equals nothing. Entitled to a swift kick in the ass.
Can't imagine why they don't loop this in department stores? So cheerful.
Gotta be gen x behind this 😂😂😂😂
This 😂
Boomers on bord with this too !
Most definitely! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybeeeee .......
Yup,directed to gen z and beyond.
Sad,sad,sad shit.
This a fantastic Christmas song! Fits the economy perfectly. Wishing you and everyone a very Merry Christmas from the creeks and woodland of Missouri.
Jacks Fork and Jam Up creek here 👋.
Good news is next year will finally be be a million times better!
Hocomo and Caulfield here 🎄
And a Merry Christmas to you from the mountains and frozen forests of Alaska.
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Man I ain’t heard Hocomo called out in a long time, and I have a sister and brother inlaw in Caulfield.
This is funny 🤣🤭🤣
Kids don't even play with toys no more. They sell drugs.
And make tons of money
this is the most boomer thing i have ever seen
@@Chris_Thorndyke😂😂 okay 👌🏿
That's where I get mine!
Where is the seller at I can’t find none
OH god I know a bunch of those KIDS
This song is great it should definitely go on the radio it's a song fun for the whole family
People complain that they're hungry but are still wasting money on lights and presents; my biggest present for Christmas will be still having a roof and bed, lol- Merry Christmas all 🎅🏿
Definitely little things,As I Think. Merry Christmas to you. We had a Santa on a sleigh go by my place,the other night I blocked it out With Ozzy and Hockey game.
That ain't even Santa in the picture, it's Dookie committing home invasion just to snatch their presents away 🤫🦹🏼
This one goes into my anti-christmas play list.
Great Song it’s a certified banger. We need Hanky Panky GWOT.
From the jungle to the desert, Hank always has a white Christmas.
New one for me.. Awesome! Referred from Red Peter's Christmas tunes. They are Classic!
Imagine playing this at a toy store!
Love it. Added it to our AI Christmas Music Playlist
I love this song 🎶 😍
How have I never heard this!?! Good lord this is incredible!!!
100 percent in this day and age little blisters
This fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂-2024 happy holidays folks
Glorious. Added to my Christmas playlist.
Ooh snap what the world 1950 off the Chain lol 🤣
This is what I want to tell my kids 😂
They need to bump this on the radio uncensored now a days
Merry Christmas from my Fist!!!
My new favorite Christmas song.
It reminds me of being in the supermarket one day in 1990s where I heard a song where I swear the call and response was: "F**k you, Merry Christmas!"
My dad sent me this
😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Dad !!!
My dad sent this to me this morning 😂😂😂
@ lol
@ yeah right
I was feeling kinda meh about Christmas but listening to AI generated parody songs really gets me into the spirit of things. Thank you 🎶
I think this song just beat South Parks record for how many times it says shit XD
Sweet memories of my old man.
Man, that's something. I enjoyed this.
The only thinig I will get is drunkness
What will you be drinking?
@@Edward-eg1qg Beer, vodka and cider
Sounds good. Enjoy
@@Edward-eg1qg I wish you a merry christmas and the best for the next year))
This is too funny
Santa drunk again 💀
Off the eggnog
😂😂😂
I *might* have put some whiskey in the eggnogg...
Too Funny
I love this. Someone should make this as a Super Mario invincibility Remix!! Lol
Lol, the part about the money being stolen from the wallet. If what I heard is true someone I suspected of stealing money from my wallet tried to rob someone else later on and got shot in the head and killed. IF, what I heard is true. Just wanted to share that.
Karma
Pablo, I am not looking forward to Black Friday, I feel like sauerkraut on Nonnies Irish coffee 🎉🎉🎉😊😅
Dead with laughter 😂😂😂😅
Every retail store should play this🤣
Christmas In Prison ❤
I laughed the entire time ❤
Straight up because you ain't getting shit 😂❤😂
Today's version you ain't getting skibidi toliet 😂
Play this at Walmart
Fuck yeah!!
Yes.
This is my favourite Christmas song.
I LOVE THIS ❤❤😂😂😂
Hahahahahah Gen X Christmas (I can imagine this pumping out of the speakers at the supermarket 🤣🤣) little entitled bastards 🤣
I sing this shit to my daughter everyday for the last few days I tell her she ain’t getting shit for Christmas lololol she gets so mad
What a GREAT Mom! Singing a song full of filthy language to your own daughter? Nice message.
Every year at back to school time, I'd sing "It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!!!" My kids would get so mad.
You tell them Santa! 😂🎉
AMAZING 😅😂😂😊❤
The makes me ready for 🎄
All I want is love. Guess that will never happen.😢
I love it
As your money goes fast as you make it sombitches
😂😂😂😂😂
This shit is hilarious
My mom and dad invented CHEAP! For me it was ALWAYS. 2 pairs of Jeans and one or two Flannel shirts. Oranges and a bag of English Walunts. That was it!!! I hated seeing school dtart back! It made me sick at my stomach!!
This needs to find its way into every dept store😅
You'll get nothing and like it! Oh those were the days...😂🎅☃️🎄
How true and hilarious! If it's that old I wonder who sings.
A tad harsh. I find adults much worse than children.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the best Christmas song ever.
🤣🤣🤣🤘🏽
My two favorite Christmas songs are No Prevents for Christmas by King Diamond and this timeless classic ! 😂
this is toooooooooooo good🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
facts
I'm going to tell my grandkids this was Nat King Cole
Banger.
Why is this in my search history when I didn't even search for it
This is what my dad said to me at the Christmas of 1986.🎄🎅🏿🎁🚫😏
I love it 🎅🏻🎁🎄🤣😂😂😂
I don’t care who you are.. that’s funny right there!😂
I got myself a bottle of Jim Beam for Xmas !!!
If I could go back in time, I’d tell my parents to give me up to a rich couple who wanted a child.
I LOVE IT HOW ABOUT YOU!!!
I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!!!
F88K CHRISTMAS!!!
Lol
Love it 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I'm not surpirsed that I've never heard this before the 50s was a different woukd have been considered explicit back then 😂
My five year old won't stop saying "you kids ain't getting shit for Christmas". Now I'm trying to explain to my wife where he got that from. Looks like I ain't getting shit for Christmas
😂😂😂this is great!
what's really funny about this song is that is goes on for almost 5 minutes. lmao.
I will post a video once I sneak in and I grab one of those intercom phones I'll stand there as long as I can until I get kicked out lol
Played this for all 4 of my kids while taking them to grandmas
😂 You ain't the greatest song writer, but this is a thing of beauty.😂❤
There actually have been real songs from the past that have been about kids getting nothing for Christmas because they were naughty the whole year.