Imagine a resistance cell somewhere holding out against the Reapers who lose all hope because they found out from Joker that Asari tentacles don't move
It'd probably go something like this: >Vega pays out Joker over some head tentacle bet. >Joker uses credits to buy something he saw on some sketchy extranet ad. >Company he buys from is a Cerberus front. >Cerberus uses Joker's credits to acquire more guns. >Cerberus uses those guns to fight off the last of the resistance on Eden Prime. >War Assets -10
@@nubcake67 that... Sounds disgusting. I always thought they were hard like the skull with smooth skin on them. Them being bendy and probably cold like a nose or ears... At least Liara has a nice face I guess.
@@metamaster646 Because Shepard dies basically, hence why most of the fandom claim that the best ending is the "destroy" one (Shepard apperently survives at the end of that ending) even tho you commit genocide on the geth and the reapers (Wich btw the reapers had storage all the culture from all the races they have been harvesting through all the cycles. Wich means that by killing the reapers, you are indirectly doing full extermination on those races as well) and that ending doesn't fix the actual problems between Synthetics and organics. There is also a lot of people who believe that a popular theory around Shepard being indoctrinated in both the control and synthesis ending is actually real when Bioware themselves debunked that theory by saying that both the control and synthesis endings are an actual thing, not some wild dream shepard has after he is supposely indoctrinated.
@@warchiefvenomn7612 so people are upset because the hero heroically sacrifices themselves to save everything? Which is a fantastic trope that a lot of movies and books do?
I like her as a friend. Nothing else. Kinda boring most of the times. She did gave me a big emotional impact when she showed me that "Black Box" she made if we failed to stop the Reapers. That was good. I am a big Shekarian fanboy. xD
It's haunted me since playing the first game in high school... I remember even having a dream back then where I attempted to compliment Liara's appearance and spat out, "Your um... 'hair' looks nice?"
@@dsdy1205 Illusive Man: I am saving humanity, we’re reaching the apex of advancement. You will die under the heel of a brighter future Shepherd: Asari hair tentacles don’t flop around Illusive man *Shoots himself*
If i was Shepard: *conversation between Liara and Joker* Shepard: Joker! Don't you have a ship to fly? Joker: "Fine! Sorry for bothering you..." Liara: "Thanks Shepard" Shepard: "No problem Liara.... but.... just between you and me.... do they?"
@@owendiaram3870 Sure. I need someone who i can ditch in the Synthesis ending so that my Shep. would survive and live forever happy with Liara. Biotic god is excellent choice.
Dude, me1 Liara opened up about asari culture and even breeding to Shepard so quickly, if only Joker asked this question then, she would've been super excited to go into detail. I miss the shy and nerdy scientist Liara sometimes, she changed so quickly.
She changed quick, but bits of her old personality still come through especially with Shepard if she's your romance option. But even for a long-lived species, she had a crazy past couple years. Obv that's gonna change someone, idk how so many fans miss all the characterization given to her arc- her friend/lover had to kill her brainwashed mother, her mother became a false pariah thanks to Sovereign, she's thrust from the role of a well-trained scientist into that of a full fledged soldier, she loses her partner in a freak attack that the Alliance would like to pretend never happened, she grew an information empire to rival the Shadow Broker before taking him on and assuming his mantle, not even to mention her knowledge of the impending Reaper invasion.... Like, how much more yall wanna put this poor girl through before she's allowed to grow up a bit? XD
When I walked in the door and heard them arguing I was all ready to come to my girlfriends defense. But then I heard what they were talking about and I was like "Nah Liara sorry I'm gonna need an answer on this as well."
I can in on this and at first was like "Joker leave Liara alone" because I had started to like her then I thought "Hang on. Do they" so I went with Joker
i do like the "cant believe everything on the internet, better to aska friend" thing. to a degree yeah it is. ill ask my aviation mechanic friend a question about airplanes before i google it cause i know if hes bullshitting its not on a serious topic at least. no promise of that with google
@Syrus7sk no they just mostly store memories, without them they have human memory . . . with them they have much greater (although not photographci) memory
@GortosXtreme Cuz every time they do they get trolled. Trolling has become a big problem in the 22nds century. But an even easier one, Quarians get killed all of the time... JUST TAKE THE DAMN MASK OFF lol. But seriously, it was a really good mystery for a while, and you know what? I like the face they gave Tali, I really think it suits her despite their little cop out.
@JasondeLEpee No, no, it's ok, it was nice of you to tell me, thank you! If I wouldn't have known that, your answer would have been very informative! Even though I didn't needed it, I could have, so: Thanks.
Joker: C'mon Liara Liara: Look it up Joker: Its better to ask a friend. Liara: Fine, yes were monogendered so we can choose to have junk down there or not.. Joker: You can just.. pick which one? I won that bet.
-- no ... she said "semi flexible cartilage" so they do bend and can be shaped ... but as Liara put it they don't flop around ... think of it was like an ear lobe or something like that
You know these Mass Effect clips only started popping up on my recommendeds after reading some extensive Mass Effect fanfiction. Does the UA-cam algorithm have access to Fanfiction?
There was a scene in a bar in one of the earlier games where a salarian, a human, and a turian were all talking about how Asari looked like their own species. I had wondered if there was a mental manipulation factor at play in their being perceived as attractive, or if perhaps the scalp crests reconfigured depending on who was nearby to reflect shapes in the heads of other species. They just look human to us as players because the games were told from Shepard's perspective.
It's mental. After all, heterosexual females are also attracted to Asari. They look the same to everyone but certain aspects stand out depending on who you are. They are attractive to all
@@DagOnFire07 The Salarian mention in the scene he wouldn’t see how humans find them attractive Like they don’t look human to them, and Salarian are big nerds so anything they say is 100% grounded
@@Handlelesswithme To be fair, it's really difficult to tell other species apart. Sure, there is the technical limitation side to that, but even if you put two, say, Turians with really different facial structure, but remove the clan markings, it'd be pretty hard to tell them apart. Same with the Krogan and Salarians. I imagine inverse is true, so the Salarian, believing Asari to be closer to Salarians, doesn't see any resemblance between Asari and Humans, doesn't think they would even recognize individuals of each species, nevermind actually being attracted to one. That said, based on this conversation, there has to be some shapeshifting or perception altering aspect to Asari's universal attractiveness. It might also be hormonal, like DC's Poison Ivy.
@FlyingFocs With they technology they have in 2180 or whenever the game takes place... they can easily travel without the Mass Relays... space travel would just take days instead of minutes. And with all the fuel depots around I dont think there would be a problem with that
I was thinking more in Greek mythology like Medusa. They are beautiful women with mind powers maybe that’s apart of it Though the developer said the hair is suppose to look like a women’s hair after coming out of water
@vzq93 or you could put a ship into a state of negative mass so that near-infinite acceleration becomes possible; like they do in mass effect. Then there is possibility of accessing higher dimension. or devising away to find and travel Cosmic strings.
@nefets99 that only applies when travelling in space and travelling in space fster than light is impossible. but if you make a warp in space that travels faster than light and travel inside of it at non-relativistic speed, time would run normally, at least for you.
“At least he’s making friends”
I really do love that he get treated like the little brother
He is 7 decades younger than her. Plus, his personality is endearing
@@kingd8468 Though he's a good bit further on in his expected lifespan than she is.
Knowing Bioware, this option probably just killed some people...
Good job you just killed 3 million people with what liara just said
You live in a bizarre fantasy world
Imagine a resistance cell somewhere holding out against the Reapers who lose all hope because they found out from Joker that Asari tentacles don't move
It'd probably go something like this:
>Vega pays out Joker over some head tentacle bet.
>Joker uses credits to buy something he saw on some sketchy extranet ad.
>Company he buys from is a Cerberus front.
>Cerberus uses Joker's credits to acquire more guns.
>Cerberus uses those guns to fight off the last of the resistance on Eden Prime.
>War Assets -10
So I'm guessing touching them feels like touching your ear, given that it's cartilage covered by skin.
Then think about trying to "peel" them. Must be the equivalent to bending an arm to its opposite side.
Or your nose - it is also cartilage.
I would imagine it's like a bunch of pig snouts, texture wise.
@@nubcake67 that... Sounds disgusting. I always thought they were hard like the skull with smooth skin on them. Them being bendy and probably cold like a nose or ears... At least Liara has a nice face I guess.
@@Eisenwulf666 she did say cartilage, not bone. It might be semi-rigid, like your ears or nose, but they're definitely a little pliable.
I can't help but think that the only reason Bioware add this scene is because the fans were curious too
Perhaps joker is a metaphor for the player
@@Frostymarshmellow
Must be why he’s so based in my books
She sounds so offended XD
no
Obviously. Much less annoyed.
That's what happens when you're a quarter Krogan xD
God, this is the main reason I love ME3 so much. So many awesome moments between all of your teammates. Not even the shitty ending can take that away.
That's why we reject the trash ending and install JAM MEHEM.
@@OG_Tsu ah yes, the Michael Bay ending mod
@@OG_Tsu if I may ask, why does everyone consider the endings bad?
@@metamaster646
Because Shepard dies basically, hence why most of the fandom claim that the best ending is the "destroy" one (Shepard apperently survives at the end of that ending) even tho you commit genocide on the geth and the reapers (Wich btw the reapers had storage all the culture from all the races they have been harvesting through all the cycles. Wich means that by killing the reapers, you are indirectly doing full extermination on those races as well) and that ending doesn't fix the actual problems between Synthetics and organics.
There is also a lot of people who believe that a popular theory around Shepard being indoctrinated in both the control and synthesis ending is actually real when Bioware themselves debunked that theory by saying that both the control and synthesis endings are an actual thing, not some wild dream shepard has after he is supposely indoctrinated.
@@warchiefvenomn7612 so people are upset because the hero heroically sacrifices themselves to save everything? Which is a fantastic trope that a lot of movies and books do?
Aww Liara, God, I love her
who doesn't?
Georgina Milton
yep, i love her
I like her as a friend. Nothing else. Kinda boring most of the times. She did gave me a big emotional impact when she showed me that "Black Box" she made if we failed to stop the Reapers. That was good.
I am a big Shekarian fanboy. xD
Agree, as a love interest Liara has very few interesting moments. Garrus is more of a lover than she is, after the whole Shadow Broker thingy.
@Shadowhunterbg u mean shakarian?
It's haunted me since playing the first game in high school... I remember even having a dream back then where I attempted to compliment Liara's appearance and spat out, "Your um... 'hair' looks nice?"
this one a good one... I was kinda curious myself...
Joker basically says what all the gamers are thinking everytime you finish a big mission
how do you get +2 reputation for that?!?
By talking about Liara's 'hair tentacles' I now have the power to broker peace between Quarians and Geth
Having information to trade is a big asset
Han'Gerrel: "All fleets, keep firing!"
Shepard: "Have you ever wondered if Asari hair-tentacles flop around?"
Han'Gerrel: "Wait what?"
@@dsdy1205 Now that would be amazing if Mass Effect had Special stats.
[ Luck 9] "Have you ever wondered if Asari hair-tentacles flop around?"
@@dsdy1205 Illusive Man: I am saving humanity, we’re reaching the apex of advancement. You will die under the heel of a brighter future
Shepherd: Asari hair tentacles don’t flop around
Illusive man *Shoots himself*
@@dsdy1205 Legion, start the upload! Tali, patch me through, they gonna wanna hear this!
With the whole galaxy at risk, I'm happy we're getting the important questions out of the way.
If i was Shepard:
*conversation between Liara and Joker*
Shepard: Joker! Don't you have a ship to fly?
Joker: "Fine! Sorry for bothering you..."
Liara: "Thanks Shepard"
Shepard: "No problem Liara.... but.... just between you and me.... do they?"
If you were Shepard then would you recruit the Biotic god as a companion?
@@owendiaram3870 Sure. I need someone who i can ditch in the Synthesis ending so that my Shep. would survive and live forever happy with Liara. Biotic god is excellent choice.
I'm not telling you if my "hair tentacles" move!"
Lol, loved that!
Dude, me1 Liara opened up about asari culture and even breeding to Shepard so quickly, if only Joker asked this question then, she would've been super excited to go into detail. I miss the shy and nerdy scientist Liara sometimes, she changed so quickly.
She changed quick, but bits of her old personality still come through especially with Shepard if she's your romance option. But even for a long-lived species, she had a crazy past couple years. Obv that's gonna change someone, idk how so many fans miss all the characterization given to her arc- her friend/lover had to kill her brainwashed mother, her mother became a false pariah thanks to Sovereign, she's thrust from the role of a well-trained scientist into that of a full fledged soldier, she loses her partner in a freak attack that the Alliance would like to pretend never happened, she grew an information empire to rival the Shadow Broker before taking him on and assuming his mantle, not even to mention her knowledge of the impending Reaper invasion.... Like, how much more yall wanna put this poor girl through before she's allowed to grow up a bit? XD
Joker always cracks me up.
Even realized she doesn't have ears?
holy shit :D
Ol Vagina Ears.
I ve been playing for years and ONLY NOW ONLY NOW I NOTICED THAT.
Well only the auricula is missing so she does.
They look like gills but Turians don't have ears either.
Ever since he joked about landing on exploding volcanoes, I knew they were off to a bad start.
Ha, at the end, +2 Reputation, wonder how THAT happened :) .
Looks like Joker spread the word over the extranet to other.... interested Guys.
I'm not telling you if my hair tentacles move! Lmao
Lmao 😂
He could have just asked Shepard. In all my playthroughs, she and he both knew the answer.
I always imagined the feeling of the hair tentacles like squishing your arm, fleshy but firm, with lizard-like skin.
More like an ear or your nose.
@@Janoha17 as someone who has played with his ears habitually since birth. That is oddly pretty cool to me
Thank you, Jeff. I have wanted to know it since the first one
"that grow into shape"
Wait, does that mean baby asari are born looking "bald?"
I think the birthing process wpuld be far worse if that wasn't the case
I think it’s like they go more back in your head in a pyramid shape the older you get but are born with them far from that position
so are human babies
@@s1ndrome117 human babies have tentacle hair?
@@Handlelesswithme depends on your mother, also i meant bald
She says "thanks Shepard, blackmail would have been hard to explain to EDI"
Joker really lives up to his nickname, ironic considering how he got it in the first place.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I HAVE WONDERED!!!!
Just ask Shepard. She knows.
I admit, I was Dying to hear the answer too! xD
translation: Shepard's dying to know as well.
Who else sided with Joker because they wanted to know the answer too?
"Look it up on the extranet", 22nd century talk for "Google it, kids".
Wow at least Me3 have good humor =)
My life is complete, "They don't flop around." XD
Only Joker would call them "Hair Tentacles."
Mass effect 3 answering all the important questions.
When I walked in the door and heard them arguing I was all ready to come to my girlfriends defense. But then I heard what they were talking about and I was like "Nah Liara sorry I'm gonna need an answer on this as well."
If she was your girl wouldn't you know the answer?
when shepard says "Joker's never gonna stop bothering you till you tell him" shepard actually means "finally some answers!" xD
I can in on this and at first was like "Joker leave Liara alone" because I had started to like her
then I thought "Hang on. Do they" so I went with Joker
This was one of those lol moments in the game for me, god i loved this game.
i do like the "cant believe everything on the internet, better to aska friend" thing. to a degree yeah it is. ill ask my aviation mechanic friend a question about airplanes before i google it cause i know if hes bullshitting its not on a serious topic at least. no promise of that with google
What kind of monster plays without subtitles
There are subtitles
I wonder what Vega felt when Joker tells him the truth.....
"My dissapointment is unmeassurable and my day is ruined. Thank you."
So they basically are like Dorsal fins on dolphins or whales. Awesome sauce.
@Syrus7sk They move. The lekku (head things) move as an unspoken language that reveals their emotional state. Kinda like a tell in a poker game.
I bet Joker would have gotten some pretty depraved results if he searched the extranet for that.
I always wondered if they're flexible and if you can style them or if they just grow into shape at some point stay that way until you kick the bucket.
@Syrus7sk no they just mostly store memories, without them they have human memory . . . with them they have much greater (although not photographci) memory
this are the important answers bioware wanted to clarify, the endings were obviously not a priority.
@Syrus7sk Twilek tentacles are used for comunication betwean eachother with telepathy
Joker has obviously got himself a visit to Shin-Akiba on his shore leave.
Liara's voice is just.. mmmm
I remember back in my day when we didn't have no fancy extranet.
YAY I've been dying to know this!
@Syrus7sk I'd say their lekku are very similar, except they do flop around
Hahaha obviously, I was just asking because of your reply to him; seemed like it would have been pretty memorable.
Actually that was a question that I had as well. Thanks for letting us know.
It's a shame Mass Effect isn't in the same universe as Star Wars. Imagine Joker meeting a female Twi'lek.
Joker, Javik and Garrus are my favorite characters.
Now when my familly ask me a question ima say look it up on the externet!!
"No description avaliable"
I don't think it needs one
no, you said "No data available"
i used to think they all spiked up when the asari went on some crazy biotic rage mode
@NeoakiraIV oh man, the awesome inserts guys like you make, makes me wish they were in the actual game -thanks
@Syrus7sk They do. It's mostly subtle movements but said movements are a part of twilek language.
joker: yes thanks liara vega owes me 20 credits
She's awesome.
@GortosXtreme Cuz every time they do they get trolled. Trolling has become a big problem in the 22nds century. But an even easier one, Quarians get killed all of the time... JUST TAKE THE DAMN MASK OFF lol. But seriously, it was a really good mystery for a while, and you know what? I like the face they gave Tali, I really think it suits her despite their little cop out.
Shepard: does your Hair Tentacles move?
Liara: (¬_¬ )
Even in the future, they say if u need something just google it:)
Google will evolve into something really scary, just imagine.
@JasondeLEpee
No, no, it's ok, it was nice of you to tell me, thank you! If I wouldn't have known that, your answer would have been very informative!
Even though I didn't needed it, I could have, so:
Thanks.
Honestly, I supported Liara because I was afraid to know. lol
So its basically like having alot of ears...shaped into tentacles.
@Syrus7sk they can't control them like rabbit ears but they are flexible and can be used as a scarf
@DiarrheaChain if you stood behind him in mass effect 2 for a few seconds you could hear him watching porn
James Vega disliked this video
Joker: C'mon Liara
Liara: Look it up
Joker: Its better to ask a friend.
Liara: Fine, yes were monogendered so we can choose to have junk down there or not..
Joker: You can just.. pick which one? I won that bet.
I refuse to believe they don't have a space Wikpedia that says exactly that.
@kunven I wonder if the IPv6 addresses have run out by then :)
-- no ... she said "semi flexible cartilage" so they do bend and can be shaped ... but as Liara put it they don't flop around ... think of it was like an ear lobe or something like that
Thank you.
You know these Mass Effect clips only started popping up on my recommendeds after reading some extensive Mass Effect fanfiction. Does the UA-cam algorithm have access to Fanfiction?
Welcome to the Internet. Google Knows.
I just want to know if asari have tentacles... elsewhere...
Likely not
@@axelnilsson5124 my disappointment is ineffable.
Could study the matter. Won't. To busy studying seashells.
And being dead
There was a scene in a bar in one of the earlier games where a salarian, a human, and a turian were all talking about how Asari looked like their own species. I had wondered if there was a mental manipulation factor at play in their being perceived as attractive, or if perhaps the scalp crests reconfigured depending on who was nearby to reflect shapes in the heads of other species. They just look human to us as players because the games were told from Shepard's perspective.
It's mental. After all, heterosexual females are also attracted to Asari. They look the same to everyone but certain aspects stand out depending on who you are. They are attractive to all
@@DagOnFire07 The Salarian mention in the scene he wouldn’t see how humans find them attractive
Like they don’t look human to them, and Salarian are big nerds so anything they say is 100% grounded
@@Handlelesswithme To be fair, it's really difficult to tell other species apart. Sure, there is the technical limitation side to that, but even if you put two, say, Turians with really different facial structure, but remove the clan markings, it'd be pretty hard to tell them apart. Same with the Krogan and Salarians.
I imagine inverse is true, so the Salarian, believing Asari to be closer to Salarians, doesn't see any resemblance between Asari and Humans, doesn't think they would even recognize individuals of each species, nevermind actually being attracted to one.
That said, based on this conversation, there has to be some shapeshifting or perception altering aspect to Asari's universal attractiveness. It might also be hormonal, like DC's Poison Ivy.
@@MannyNamiro idk they are still very silhoutely human like I mean if a person was in the shape of a dog or a ape or a gorilla I think i would notice
@Scorch247ftw fair enough but if the mass relays could be built once they can be built again
@FlyingFocs With they technology they have in 2180 or whenever the game takes place... they can easily travel without the Mass Relays... space travel would just take days instead of minutes. And with all the fuel depots around I dont think there would be a problem with that
Yea, but think int economics. Things taking days instead of minute could lower intra commercial trade Moving the GDP to nothing
ok I gotta admit, I supported Joker cause I wanted to know to :P.
If she doesn't have ears, maybe those crests protect something LIKE an ear drum?
I was thinking more in Greek mythology like Medusa. They are beautiful women with mind powers maybe that’s apart of it
Though the developer said the hair is suppose to look like a women’s hair after coming out of water
@vzq93 or you could put a ship into a state of negative mass so that near-infinite acceleration becomes possible; like they do in mass effect. Then there is possibility of accessing higher dimension. or devising away to find and travel Cosmic strings.
Liara...why so serious? Oh yeah... the Reapers
dosent seth green do jokers voice?
Hell i wanted to know about this too! Thanks Liara!
If they did move wouldn't we see them move at least one time throughout the three games?
My life will never be the same...
@nefets99
that only applies when travelling in space and travelling in space fster than light is impossible.
but if you make a warp in space that travels faster than light and travel inside of it at non-relativistic speed, time would run normally, at least for you.
@DukeJustet Indeed he does, and he really gave Joker some personality.
Me too! Now I just need to know about Twileks and their head things.
Those flop around. They’re called “lekku.”
Don't you mean Do the tentacles match the carpet?
I mean, what's the problem? It's just a thing. Are the Asari that guarded about everything?
If she didn’t answer, Shepard would’ve asked.