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#knivesout #glassonion #netflix - Фільми й анімація
Halle Berry!😭
what’s your favourite quote👀?
DISCLAIMER: captions are created automatically i try to correct some words but If I left one out and you see any misunderstanding pls correct in comments thank you:)
"It's so dumb it's brilliant" "NO! It's just DUMB"
"Inbreathiate.... is not a word."
Did you think sweatshops... Are where they make sweatpants....
"You vainglorious buffoon," is a close second.
''what is reality?''
My favourite part about the climax is just how exasperated Benoit gets. In Knives Out, even though Ransom was a tosser, Benoit at least seemed to enjoy figuring him out, but in this one he was just so annoyed. “It’s so dumb.” “So dumb, it’s brilliant.” “NO! It’s just dumb.”
In the beginning of the movie, Benoit in the Bathtub did say that he was having a sort of stagnant period and was looking for a really good case to excite him.. and thus when he got this one, it did initially look really mysterious..but all turned out to be a pile of mush.. hence his extreme annoyance at the.."dumbness"..
@@riyakar6806 I think its even more multiplied by the fact that benoit repeatedly says his achilles heel is dumb games. among us. clue. when its stupid he can't excel as much as he usually does
I thought it was really cool that they just made the villian dumb. People always try to justify evil getting away w what they do like “no one couldve known” and “theyre too clever” when thats not always true
@@abby9448 also a dumb billionaire villain. People have these godly expectations of how calculated and hands-on a billionaire is. But this guy literally gets all of his ideas and creations from other people.
@@maxhodge7149 he got that idea from the Scientist guy when after the revelation of the tissue note was revealed, he comments "So you kept it? You didn't BURN it or anything?"
Just goes to show that the dumbass can't make up his own brilliant ideas down to even the smallest grain.
I like how duke’s mom is one of the smartest persons in this movie I mean she figured out the box without even looking at it
I think it could of been showing how miles was not a genius as dukes mum could figure the puzzles out easily
I loved that the actress kept her eyes closed for part of it.
Dang now I’m kinda sad thinking about dukes mom being sad when she hears he died…
Its less that shes smart and more that the "disruptors" aren't special.
We could also look at it this way: the puzzles were so basic that It doesn't take a real genius to figure it out. And in this case: a character with a short runtine xd
I like how in this movie Blanc was struggling to figure out that it was Miles not because Miles was a genius but because he’s an idiot, and dumb things are Blanc’s one weakness💀 😭
I think that at the beginning someone even say out loud that Blanc is not good with card games or something cause they're too simple for him lol
@@lieutenantdan1503 he also says to Helen that dumb things are his Achille's heel
@@lieutenantdan1503 It was Clue, because it’s not how murder mysteries actually are in his experience.
@@keithwiechart7744 It was Among Us actually in the beginning, he says Clue later on in the movie to Helen
@@CMThota No, he said that he didn’t understand Among Us, but he didn’t explicitly say that he didn’t like a game because it was dumb until Helen brought up Clue. It’s true though that Blanc sees both games as far too straightforward for his liking.
I really did think Derol would be important at some point, but then...nope. Dude was really just hanging out.
Honestly! He's such a red herring.
i like to think that Derol was sort of a modern day garden hermit. back in like 18th century, rich people had 'decorative' people (or hermits) live on their huge estates and were encouraged to just basically be onsite as entertainment for guests and the host to be like "look at this eccentric fellow i paid money to live here arent i so cultured?". Derol is basically that throughout the movie lol
My personal theory is that Bron and Derol come up with ideas to send to Leslie while they're high/drunk. He's just an idea machine
@@lordofthieves8200 that is actually brilliant; literally every idea Bron has throughout the rest of the movie is stolen from people smarter than him, makes sense that even his dumb brainstorming ideas are stolen
I would like this comment but it was at 420, and I felt like it was fitting lol
I get that Duke was supposed to be a Joe Rogan-type but exaggerated for comedic effect which effectively means he just became Andrew Tate.
the ven diagram of joe rogan, andrew tate and alex jones is a circle tbh
I thought he was Joe Bilzeran. Edit: I meant Dan Bilzerian.
nah he gives me more Liver King vibes
@@shukitheconscious3150 Douchebags are like Pokemon. They just evolve and get bigger and dumber names.
@@shukitheconscious3150 If I'm correct, Liver King isn't a mysoginist. He's just a junkie (or whatever you call people who take too much steroids).
Not defending Liver King, just making sure we're hating him for the right reasons
I thought it was hilarious that the start set up our main cast by having basically NONE of the group actually solve the box but everyone around em. Plus, Helen's character of not playing the game at all.
Claire did solve the chessboard, didn't she?
@@mad_ace And Lionel managed to figure out the hint with the music, but only after Yoyo Ma (guy at Birdie's party) explained the song. In the end only the two smartest people in the group managed to contribute anything.
@@mad_aceyes but that is a super easy puzzle, its just a fools mate
@Deez Noots Which also isn't an "endgame." It's the very beginning of a chess game. The WORST opening move a chess player can ever make.
@@fpspwny995 Which seems to tie right back into the theme of idiocy.
This movie has way more detail than I gave it credit for. It's funny because my experience with the movie is the opposite of a glass onion: What I thought was something much simpler is actually just as intricate and layered as the first movie.
My favorite part was when Blanc solved the murder mystery in about 30 seconds.
Have we started?
I love Claire’s wardrobe was described as “the personification of a sad trumpet noise.” Amazing.
yeah he's good at saying random words👏🏼
I love how the whole sequence that started with Helen dropping Andi's glass, to bruning the Mona Lisa is basically a perfect example of what Miles said to Blanc about his view of the word: disruption.
I'd argue it starts all the way out to the beginning of the movie. She destroys the box everyone finds tedious figuring out and by the end she burns the Mona Lisa to destroy miles Bron.
“Will you break the one thing that nobody wants you to break?”
It felt so satisfying. Disrupting sounds pretty cool until you're the one being disrupted, huh Miles?
Somebody did a side by side comparison online of Helen ruining the room and miles explaining disruption and it perfectly matches up point by point, which is beautiful directing and storytelling if you ask me
@@ladykatie3958 Wish I saved it it was so good. Wanna show my family because we watched the film together
Miles Bron did nit think his murder out at all. He drove his flashy car on his way to kill Andi, he put gloves on when he had the gun, but when he took it from duke his hands were bare so his fingerprints would be on there anyway 😀
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL
@@puckkrz01 Lol
Yeah, Elon-I mean, Miles Bron, is an idiot.
“It’s so dumb”
“So dumb it’s brilliant”
“NO IT’S JUST DUMBBBBBB”
Yea I realized that when I rewatched it. Even with the whole Klear incident fucking him over, the moment they find the gun and find his fingerprints, it’s way past over for him.
He’s so stupid. Lmao
peg on the verge of crying when bridie admits she doesnt know what sweatshops are is so 😭 shes just like me fr
I like how in this movie you can make an informed guess about characters personalities and traits just by their willingness to wear masks and follow covid restrictions
You can also make an informed guess about Benoit Blanc based on how he reacted to that throat spray thing 😏🤣
@@phoebescott6787hii phoebe
“Please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants”
Small confession: that’s EXACTLY what I thought when I heard the word “sweatshop” for the first time 😅 😂. English is my 3rd language and some words are pretty confusing lol. Some examples: butter-fly, straw-berry, non-chalant (but chalant isn’t a word), etc.
What are sweatshops in this context? I always thought that's where mass production of clothes are made
@@bolothetitan5009 tends to have a massive human rights violation connotations. If you say that a factory is a sweatshop, it tends to convey near slave labor.
@@bolothetitan5009 Slave labor. Sweatshop are illegally in all modern developed countries but in third world country and China they allowed it.
They should use the correct word to define it, I think it reduces the severity of the situation to say "sweat-shop" it does not mean anything unless you know the context.
In your defense you don't have million dollar corporations making pants lol. Birdie should have questioned things at some point but she didn't. That's why she's a shithead lol
ngl Andi (Helen) accidentally seeing the laid out chill guy in the game room(?) is in parallel to Marta accidentally seeing grandma behind the window in the first movie
that did remind me of that scene and it made me smile
Lol I just realized it
Apparently the hourly Dong is voiced by Joseph Gorden Levitt.
That makes it 100x funnier
Yeah, he and Rian Johnson has a gentleman's agreement for him to have cameos in his future works after JGL worked with him in Looper. Levitt was the detective in the crime drama that Marta's sister was listening to in the first film.
what i would give for a hourly dong from joseph gordon levitt
Actually, their partnership extends further back than Looper! JGL was in Brick, Rian Johnson's first movie, and has appeared in every other movie of his since then. Same goes for Noah Segan, who plays Derol in Glass Onion and Trooper Wagner in Knives Out.
I was SO confused when I saw his name on the credits. I didn’t see “Hourly Dong” next to his name at first lolol
This gets better on rewatching because Andi would have been totally into that puzzle but Helen wasn't having it lol
I love how offended Benoit got cause Miles was so easy to figure out. He was a literal glass onion, layers that don't hide what he truly is. Someone who builds his life using other people brains 😭
I love Serena Williams moment. Like, was she listening to the conversation this entire time? Absolutely hilarious! 😂
I thought she was a piece of digital art or photo on the wall. When she started moving I was startled! 😅
@@Msvalexvalex when she started speaking I figured it was a recorded workout lesson to follow along to but she was fr just sitting there in real time listening to them 💀
Miles is so rich he literally has one of the biggest tennis players on Earth as his gym instructor 😂
'Alexa, Shazam this song please!' 1:07
Kate basically made this movie, from start to finish, argue with me if you want to
Kate was one of the best characters. Absolutely hilarious.
She was a great character. I agree. Her character was perfectly written. An influencer who isn’t really a bad person, just super, SUPER ignorant. She had good comedic timing.
Birdie’s my problematic fav I just cant hate her no matter how hard I try 😔
I love the movie and she was absolutely hilarious in it, agreed
Ok but Helen burning the Mona Lisa was kinda iconic tbh 💅
If it meant seeing justice done for a loved one who was murdered by a sociopathic idiot...I'd set fire to the Mona Lisa no questions asked.
What's ironic about destroying a unique piece of art!?
@@atlantis5001 It’s a movie dude. Not that deep.
@Atlantis OP said iconic, not ironic. English spelling can be so weird
@@sarahmadden4645 My question still stands! It's a disasterous scene - she destroyed a work of art which had nothing to do with her vendetta against Miles.
i will never get over “no! It’s just dumb!”
Take a shot every time Kate Hudson screams. She does it well every single time
I like your picrew pfp :) also if you try this it will be an interesting way to watch the chaos
Honestly, some of the best parts of the movie was when Helen was breaking the box!! Because that is exactly what I would have done!!!
"Alexa, shazam this song please, That won't work. It's a lamp." Birdie Jay!!!
I loved the contrast where everybody is solving the puzzles of the invitation box and then theres Andi who just smashes it up
Helen* destroyed it, Andi was already dead
Bro this movie is so random like??? 😭 I thought it was going to be a serious movie but instead it's a freaking comedy 😭 but i still very much enjoyed it in the end lol
Same, I thought it would be serious, then the movie started and all the characters were clowns, and with the very cringy dialogue I thought it'd be a hot mess.
But then things started getting good, we discovered Andi and by the end I really loved it!
see that’s the thing that makes this movie so good. it’s goofy, comical and has cheerful tone to it. but it’s actually serious, well thought, plot-rich detective movie. and they top it with all star cast to overkill it. this movie takes itself very seriously.
3:58 literally describes the entire movie so well. “It’s so dumb” “so dumb it’s brilliant!” “NO!! It’s just dumb 😡” *angry benoit noises*
Jackie Hoffman as Bautista's mom is unexpectedly hilarious 😭
The sweatshops joke had me so dead on first watch
Helen was just out there winging it
Also is no one talking about Birdie wanting to stay out of the pool after Whiskey pops out?
I think she just didn’t want to compete with the other blonde in the pool
She doesn't want to compete with Whiskey but Birdie is still hotter
I was wondering if it was some kind of sexual thing between them as they did the whole sexy whiskey rise out of the water thing and Birdie just wouldn't know what to do with her feelings towards it being so sexy
@@Argash317 lmao what??
@@Jason-qu8gi basically I never thought Birdie would of thought Whiskey was more attractive and therefore her staying out of the pool was due to either annoyance which she would show more often in my opinion or something sexual because she can admit Whiskey is attractive.
Crying over the subtitles at the beginning saying “when me and whiskey WERE ALIVE” I’m sobbing
I love Johnson's framing in this film. Happens repeatedly to get everyone in shot at times, just so well done.
Have to be very precise to get it to work. The dock is one, onto the boat, the beach after landing and towards the end.
There’s a video where he breaks down the dock scene for like 20 mins and it is totally worth the watch
Dave Bautista's line delivery of "sorry feminists" is immaculate
I LOVEDD this movie bc the plot was not ur usual murder mystery and it was new and exciting and the twists were very unexpected too😆
Yes it was WAY better than I thought it was going to be. When the trailer came out, I thought I had already guessed the plot. That he invited his friends to a murder mystery party only to actually get murdered, and now Benoit Blanc has to solve the case. But it was so much more.
When Blanc solved the murder of the murder mystery party in like 10 seconds, I was SO confused, cause there goes my prediction. Then Blanc SAYS my prediction when talking to Bron, then what I think is going to happen doesn’t happen. I loved it.
I didn’t think it was going to be able to top knives out with the twist and the characters, and it didn’t top it, but it definitely lived up to it. A very good sequel.
I couldn't make it past 20 minutes. The cringe
@@glittery_fairy what was cringe about it lmao. Y’all just be saying anything.
that sweatshop joke is one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a movie in a while
I've seen this movie 5 times and the Peg moments get me every time
I never got how they didn’t get cut by the glass in the glass breaking scene 😭😭 like helen was covered so it was fine but then the rest had their legs exposed (claire, birdie, whiskey) and you’re telling me none of the glass bouncing off the floor nicked them?
Here’s my concern, if Miles is actually an idiot than what the hell did he shoot into their mouths at the dock???
@@ladykatie3958 I seriously think he'd be stupid enough to have infected all of them with covid just so they wouldn't have to wear masks as they're already infected.
@@ladykatie3958 I was also thinking about it, but maybe someone made this thing for him? he's dumb but he's still rich
@@ladykatie3958 he didnt do anything. He paid otger people to do it
Yeeeeeaaah, even if he’s rich enough to make other people do that for him I highly doubt he managed to create a Covid cure/vaccine a full year before everyone else AND that if he had being an egotistical greedy idiot he wouldn’t immediately start selling thing like crazy regardless of the dangers (Side note: I’m well aware this part is not important and is only there so we don’t have to have the actors in masks for the rest of the movie and that it doesn’t really matter, I’m just being nitpicky)
I’m so excited they’re making a third knives out mystery these are my favorites & I love how much goofier they made blanc in this one I love that man
I hope they don’t rush it. I was so worried Glass Onion would be able to stack up with the original but it holds its own quite well. Im more than happy to wait and let them take their time so we get movies as amazing as this
2:09 so is no one going to talk about how UNCOMFORTALE Benoit looked!?!
The man is certified gae, ofc he’d be uncomfy ;-;
gay icon
I mean what dude hasn't had a chick who is interested in him but not interested back glomping all over them?
@@Argash317 yeah and that same guy not having gag redlex and living with another man.
@@Jason-qu8gi I mean if he is with the other man in his apartment then they really didn't imply it very well. I know several gay gentleman like you're suggesting Blanc is who wouldn't care a lick about Birdie trying to get close to them. He is quite smart, maybe he is a Sapiosexual(brains = sexy for the new people) and well Birdie gets confused between Alexa and a lamp so ...
“Maybe I’ll lay out for a bit” is my favourite line in the movie
Is it just me or the mom is giving edna mode vibes
You left out the door end of the hot sauce gag where he says it is small batch and then says he gets a pallet of it... a standard industrial pallet would be well over half a ton of hot sauce which is both a comically large amount for a private residence and also no what most would be considered a small batch
I thought this vid was blowing up because of the love Glass Onion is getting at the moment... no I'm just obsessed 😂😂
This is not helping my SERIOUS resurfaced Knives Out addiction... but then I never wanted it to 😁😁
I have watched this movie so many times and only now did I finally absorb Miles handing Peg that red solo cup during the cocktail scene. Oh Peg, she deserves better
You know Edward Norton finally got a character that acts exactly like he does. How fitting!
is he pretentious?
Peg and birdie are amazing together🤣
My favorite part’ is when daniel character sets off the smoke alarms. and the speaker like this is a “ no smoking area” . 😅
Helen is the real Genius here, when she destroyed that box.
I like how Miles seems like a such Beatles fan, like, he’s playing Paul McCartney’s guitar, he named his mansion Glass Onion (a Beatles song). But, he names his Porsche Baby Blue, after a Badfinger song, Badfinger being a band commonly mistaken for The Beatles. And that’s just to show how dumb Miles is
I love how Serena Williams is reading “Gravity’s Rainbow.”
Kinda missed Birdie's "What is reality?", but a very entertaining compilation.
My first language isn't English
So I really thought that Sweatshop is were you buy Sweatpants 💀
It’s ok, Im a native English speaker and I didn’t know for a hot sec.
gddamnit the Mii music is perfect, the squeeky slaps too. now all I need is a donut quote from our favourite detective
I enjoyed this movie bc I felt very rewarded as an observant viewer and huge fan of murder mysteries!!!!! I love when directors reward those who are paying attention!!
We need more films like this
apparently Peg's actress wasn't meant to break the glass wheel when she did, which is why for a split second she looks into the camera like "o fuck"
tbh when i watched this film, i was just fangirling over Janelle Monaé. She's my favorate since childhood.
Same
I live for Kate Hudson's Birdie, she is an ICON!
The Alexa part with Birdie has me on the floor every time and idk why 😭😭
Benoît
Hellen
Peg
And Duke's mom
They all need to be protected from everyone else
Whiskey only really got aggressive with Helen because she thought Helen somehow killed her boyfriend. She was otherwise a decent person who got involved with shitty people except for those four.
2:39
Helen’s reaction is just so funny, she’s like: “Serena?! THAT’S REALLY YOU, GIRL?!” 😂😂😂
Best movie of the year
Edward Norton and Kate Hudson steal every scene they’re in
My favorite part is when Miles was freaking out Benoit Blanc just slapped Miles😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha Duke was so fun to watch.
1:24 Story about Alexander the Great. A king tied a famously complicated knot known as the Gordian knot, and said that if Alexander was able to untie the knot, he would surrender to him. Alexander just took his sword out and cut right through it. Though the king protested that that wasn't what he meant, by his own word he had no choice but to kneel down before Alexander.
Helen seems to be following the same logic as Alexander.
Favourite line in the whole film: "SnOop"
Helen is such a Boss, i hope to see more of her 🔥
Dukes mum is such an icon
That "what?" is something that my sister used to do to bug me 😂
Ed Norton referencing Jeremy Renner when they were both in the MCU and Craig referencing Halle Berry cause they have both been in Bond films
All the cameos of famous people slayed me in this movie. Yo-Yo Ma, Angela Lansbury, Serena Williams, just showed up and were total goofballs.
Janelle Monae smashing the game is exactly what shows her character in this movie
best part is when you learn the hourly dong is voiced by joseph gordon levitt
1:25 was when I knew I was watching my favorite movie of 2022. Just seeing all the puzzles and pieces pop out that these so called "disruptors" were putting together as she's smashing it was freaking hilarious
2:49- WAAAIT... it was probably on the no fly list because of Duke's Allergy!!!
4:56 is one of my favourite BTS stories. Apparently Jessica Hardwick (Peg) didn't know it was going to break. Her reaction is completely genuine, but because she was positioned towards Miles at the time, her breaking character didn't ruin the take, added to it, and Johnson loved it.
I would've liked to have seen Duke's mum meet Benoit Blanc and Helen. They would've been the only three people on that island with any common sense at all - and I get the feeling she would've been able to see right through Miles from the word go, she looks like the kind who knows a pompous jackass when she sees one.
leslie odom jr slays so hard in this movie
I think he's the best actor amongst them all. And they were all excellent!
Idk who the stoner was but he was the biggest mystery
I suspect he was there as a bit of a red herring. You're literally told not to pay attention to him and that he doesn't play any role in the story, yet that only makes you think he actually has an important role to play.
But no, the movie wasn't lying to you.
bruh me and my siblings everytime when something weird happens: rich people things
4:24 this has to be the most realistic interaction lol.
4:35 Kate Hudson is fantastic
Just want to say you have a very nice voice. Its really soothing!
Sorry if its a wierd thing to say but just thought i would say it
*WHAT IS REALITY*
Looking through the glass onion🎶
2:45 - HOLY SHIT! How did I not notice that?
There was the squeeze sound at 2:10 and when Blanc was behind that statue at 2:30 I was like *please do the squeeze thing again*
I laughed so hard
broooo! the neck sound took me of guard xD
Hope the beer guy is save from the explotion 😭😂
I would’ve just hung out with Deryll
I feel Peg was like Fran from Knives Out. She had no direct connection to the main mystery of Andi’s murder and was pretty much out of the loop in the whole history of the main suspect group (disrupters/shitheads). She was Just there as one of the members (Birdy) assistant. Plus it was right after this scene at 3:35 that Peg was pretty much done with Birdy’s nonsense and was quitting (which I wish was added to this video). Would it be wrong to label her as innocent?
In that sense Daryl is kinda like the great grandmother in that they’re both just kinda there in the background (with the small exception that the grandmother has one effect on the plot)
@@ladykatie3958 I mean Derol and Blanc hang out at the end watching the fire and are happy about it. My guess is he was integral to Blanc keeping his sanity after all the dumb parts.
@@Argash317 you know what you’re absolutely right
What? You think you"re a Alligator?
Everyone was just so happy to be in this movie lmao 😂
So many chekhov gun in this movie I'm surprised the gun was not Chekhov
ok i think it's philip glass, the minimalist classical music composer.
I need a video of Miles being a clown for 5 minutes pls
2:08 - 2:10 is hilarious to me 😂😂😭
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 🎉
It's literally a whole big movie of among us huh.