@@RoanokeGaming The meaning of the word Roanoke is derived from the Powhatan language, which was geographically close to the Roanoke. Roanoke means "white beads made from shells" (or more literally "things rubbed smooth by hand").
They also say “who are you” in one of the movies bc they see an ET doll implying Asogianas are a living species in the Critter universe and in turn it’s tied to rhe star wars universe as well.
No joke, it was so weird pretty sure I say a Hammer Horror film* before Critters, but Critters gave me nightmares around the same age. *Late eighties, most horror wasn't any scarier than dark fantasy.
You know what I like most about Critters, as a species? Over four movies (that I have seen) they never stop being scary. No matter how silly they act they never stop being dangerous. You never get the feeling in later movies that a regular person would be able to take them on, like with some other monsters.
True. They are intelligent, predatory, aggressive, and know how to leverage all of that. So the hijinks just makes them scarier. You know this thing is sentient and sapient, and it chooses to see you as cattle
Bro… THIS IS MYYYYYY TYPE OF CONTENT. The Nerdiness mixed with the based jokes mixed with the random mechanical fact. What is this channel and how have I not seen it so far. 10/10 literally perfect content
I absolutely love the Krites. They're obviously extremely intelligent, capable of prison breaking, ship navigation, and advanced language, but they still know the good time of eating flesh off the bone. Bless them.
Gremlins. While not predatory per se, they would totally outbreed the critters, and probably find all kinds of sadistic ways to kill em. Something I've always wondered about gremlins: would other water based liquids have the same effect? Blood? And why didn't snow make em multiply?
@blackc1479 maybe their skin senses that snow means a harder environment for their 'children' to grow, so not the right time to reproduce. Re. Critters vs Gremlins, one thing the Critters really have up their sleeve is speed and the ability to grow huge (in Critters 1 only). I'm not saying they would actually beat the Gremlins, but they would keep the battle going for some time.
I haven't thought about that movie in forever. At this point, I can't even recall the basic plot of the movie, but I haven't seen it since the early to mid 90's.
35 mintues 3.5k views, ronoake deserves 35 mintues 35k views with how much he's entertained and weirdly educated me over the years. Goin on 4 years now
@@RoanokeGaming wow I got a reply I've been watching for over a yr and you have educated and entertained me I got diagnosed with cancer few months back and ur videos r one of the things that give me happiness if ur ever in tn id love to meet u but ur the best on UA-cam in my subscriptions
Food of the Gods 2, Critters, Gremlins, and Creepshow 2 The Raft were nightmare biofuel seeing them as a kid. They were the type of movies that came on late at night just before bedtime.
YES I've been waiting for you to cover Critters! The Krites are some of my absolute favorite creatures out of the horror genre. In high school I was fixated with them enough to try and rabbit hole my way through their possible biology, glad to hear some of the things I thought about be discussed here.
My no understand why whenever you post something I get the random urge to look at UA-cam exactly 5 hours after you post it… but I love it and I thank thee!
Perfect timing! I got the notification for this right after watching LindsayNikoles short about the oversized terror chickens only for you to start off the vid talking about them 😂 gotta love little things like that!
I couldn’t tell from how you said it but the joke about John travolta being a waiter is about him basically bombing his career early on. He didn’t get a resurgence until pulp fiction.
When it comes to movie monsters to analyze, I'll always recommend starting the Heisei Gamera trilogy by covering the Atlantis-based bioengineering found in *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe* with Gamera and the Gyaos!
Hey Roanoak, really like the videos and the biological breakdowns you do. I think you would like the series Scavengers Reign on MAX. Whole planet full of strange alien creatures to break down and humans dealing with them.
Wow, this movie takes me back. I was 10 when this film came out, though, I first saw it on video, way back when video stores first started becoming a thing. I absolutely love this film, though haven't seen it in about 20 years. Thanks for doing a video on the critter species, it is highly enjoyable!
UA-cam needs to support content like this. It's fully covered under fair use! If UA-cam was smart they would realize if they supported this type of content, they could be unstoppable & no other platform could even come close to competing with them. Yet they continue to make ridiculous requirements, being up tight if difficult topics get covered, even when it's informative content & follows guidelines. This content should be supported. Fair use covers a lot of quality made content. They run things like they expect everything to be kids content. Even tho they have a separate app for UA-cam kids. I don't understand how UA-cam doesn't see the huge fan base around content for grown ups. If they supported things a bit better, they would have so much more success. Hopefully they wake up to this someday.
It's really interesting to see someone's take on the xenobiology aspect of movie monsters like this! Also *fist bump* for the subtle TF2 background music. It's a small detail, but massively appreciate, lol
Heck yeah, I was hoping you'd cover this. This is one of those movies that spooked me as a child even though I never actually watched it back then. That's the power of box art, lol.
critters is an classic series, loved the film, when i lived in kansas for a year i was about 3 hours away from grovers bend truly wish i could of visted it to see the town they filmed the first 2 films, it will always stay in my heart, i remember when i first watched critters 3 for the first time when i never even knew of the series. an edit thanks for making another great video roanoke :3
This is one of my favourite insane 80's scifi-horror-comedy whatevers. I first saw it when I was about 8 or 9 when my parents were away for the night and I wasn't supposed to watch TV. I loved it, my sister who's 4 years younger, didn't... I actually preferred these movies over Gremlins when I was a kid. Thank you for the nice nostalgia trip 😍
8:09 Fun fact about savatage, the band didn't become as successful as they wanted to, so they re-imagined themselves. And now play to packed out auditoriums worldwide as trans-Siberian orchestra. Savatage's final album, 1995s Dead Wnter Dead, featured a number called Christmas Eve/Sarajevo that didn't do well for then but became TSO's signature sound one year later.
This was such a cool movie! We would discuss it in class and imagine alternate scenarios. I recall seeing the poster at the video store. I always thought it was so scary. One thing I think you left out was the tag line, "They eat so fast, you don't have time to scream!".
Thanks for watching guys! Have a good weekend!
You too
You too bro. Thank you for the good morning.
Happy Saturday.
Was just wondering if you'd ever done this series of movies!
Can't wait for you to cover the Critters sequels
'Remember, Roanoke is stored in the ba-'
Subscribed
;) thanks bby
I almost did a spit take from that line while cooking breakfast
Giggady
@@gamergirl209gigity
@@RoanokeGaming The meaning of the word Roanoke is derived from the Powhatan language, which was geographically close to the Roanoke. Roanoke means "white beads made from shells" (or more literally "things rubbed smooth by hand").
"Feral Furby" best way to see the critters
They'll gnaw your ankles off!
@@RoanokeGaminglike children…
So Furbies are domesticated Krites.
@@FallenRingbearer Domesticated is a stretch. Those furbies were definitely plotting your death.
This might be why I have never liked Furbies.
My subconscious could only see krites
And their only dialogue was simple:
“FUCK!”- a Crit when seeing his fellow Crit getting blown up.
"Ria" = bytchin'!
*when a Krite gets scalped by a gun blast, checks a mirror and thinks he looks cool bald*
@@BowenEros-gt8gn in the business, we call that pulling an AsmondGold
My favorite moment from the films lol. A moment of well placed comedy in the horror.
They speak many times actually but that really was the best interaction. “They have weapons!” “So what??” *BLAM!* “FUCK!” *Runs away*
They also say “who are you” in one of the movies bc they see an ET doll implying Asogianas are a living species in the Critter universe and in turn it’s tied to rhe star wars universe as well.
Man I remember watching this movie when I was like 3 or 4 and it’s what caused me to be absolutely terrified of the monsters under the bed
Feral furbies
Same!
Furbies from Hell!
No joke, it was so weird pretty sure I say a Hammer Horror film* before Critters, but Critters gave me nightmares around the same age.
*Late eighties, most horror wasn't any scarier than dark fantasy.
I remember watching it when I was 4 or 5 and thinking the critters were cool and adorable. I didn't even see them as necessarily evil.
Critters was such a weird movie to me and I could’ve swore it was a fever dream when I originally watched it. Also I turned 30 today Roanoke.
Happy birthday
Happy birthday brother
Happy life day bro
Happy birthday, welcome to the club of perpetual back pain!
Happy birthday!!
Mine is tomorrow!!! 😊
I'm turning 36!! 🎂🎂🎂
No matter how hungry they are or how many, man’s answer to animals bigger and stronger than us will always be able to take them out. Humanity #1
You know what I like most about Critters, as a species? Over four movies (that I have seen) they never stop being scary. No matter how silly they act they never stop being dangerous. You never get the feeling in later movies that a regular person would be able to take them on, like with some other monsters.
True. They are intelligent, predatory, aggressive, and know how to leverage all of that. So the hijinks just makes them scarier. You know this thing is sentient and sapient, and it chooses to see you as cattle
Bro… THIS IS MYYYYYY TYPE OF CONTENT. The Nerdiness mixed with the based jokes mixed with the random mechanical fact. What is this channel and how have I not seen it so far. 10/10 literally perfect content
I think if you made a Warhammer video I’d sh*t myself
"Roanoke is stored in the balls"
I spat my drink all over the table
I've started new research on angler fish with legs
that exists in fallout 4 and 76.
You trying to make Gyo by Junji Ito real?
No! Bad scientist!
I absolutely love the Krites. They're obviously extremely intelligent, capable of prison breaking, ship navigation, and advanced language, but they still know the good time of eating flesh off the bone. Bless them.
I love em too. They aren't morally gray villains with tormented souls and troubled pasts. Just a bunch of hungy lads living their best life.
@@Burninator353 Totally agree. It seems they absolutely love being Krites regardless of what other creatures feel about it. Hahahah! Great characters.
I would like to see a fight between these critters and gremlins, they should make a franchise where they bring them together like aliens vs predators
My money is on the gremlins
Might as well add ghoulies, munchies and hobgoblins to the mix lol
Gremlins. While not predatory per se, they would totally outbreed the critters, and probably find all kinds of sadistic ways to kill em.
Something I've always wondered about gremlins: would other water based liquids have the same effect? Blood?
And why didn't snow make em multiply?
@blackc1479 maybe their skin senses that snow means a harder environment for their 'children' to grow, so not the right time to reproduce. Re. Critters vs Gremlins, one thing the Critters really have up their sleeve is speed and the ability to grow huge (in Critters 1 only). I'm not saying they would actually beat the Gremlins, but they would keep the battle going for some time.
I have been waiting for this one, boys! This was a favourite when I was a kid and still is 3 decades later.
Hope you enjoy bro!
I like to imagine Roanoke up at 3 AM writing a script to explain the scientific accuracy of an 80s monster movie.
I was like "Critters?? Roanoke?!" Hell Yeah!"
Glad you're covering the creeping crawling critters
Alright, now I need to see an episode on C.H.U.Ds
Yooooo! You're right about C.H.U.D.S and or Videodrome!
Agreed.
I haven't thought about that movie in forever. At this point, I can't even recall the basic plot of the movie, but I haven't seen it since the early to mid 90's.
"Normally, humans try not to spend time around radioactive toxic waste..."
C.H.U.D.S YEEEEAAAAHHHH
Former farm boy here, the dad indeed was up early af. Just how it goes with farm life. Love this movie and your content. Keep up the good work
35 mintues 3.5k views, ronoake deserves 35 mintues 35k views with how much he's entertained and weirdly educated me over the years. Goin on 4 years now
“Giving it a few ooga doogas” made me smile for a good while dealing with these damn dishes. Thank you
I can’t even begin to say how happy I am you FINALLY covered this movie. This was legit one of the first creature-feature movies I watched as a kid!
Oh my nostalgia! You are feeding it and I love it!
Hope you enjoyed!
Dude I'm so happy to see this. Critters was one of my favorite childhood movies.
TF2 Engineer soundtrack in the background :D My dude you are badass!
Oh wow..roanoke visits the crites..absolutely loved the first 3 movies.
I'm sorry...FIRST 3? How many more are there?
2 more and the 3rd debuted a young Leonardo DiCaprio
Hope you enjoyed bro!
@@RoanokeGaming wow I got a reply I've been watching for over a yr and you have educated and entertained me I got diagnosed with cancer few months back and ur videos r one of the things that give me happiness if ur ever in tn id love to meet u but ur the best on UA-cam in my subscriptions
There was also a web series before the last movie. As far as I’m concerned though there are only three movies. That last one was hot garbage
OMG this is one of my favorite movies from my childhood. Thank you for this
Check out the 80s movie Munchies :)
@@toddoughty2043 my dude I've seen it. I grew up in the 80s I got to see all the good stuff. Because PARENTAL SUPERVISION wasn't invented yet
"Roanoke is stored in the ba-"
Is one of my favorite lines in any Roanoke video of the last 3 years. Good job always getting better, Papa Roanoke
Food of the Gods 2, Critters, Gremlins, and Creepshow 2 The Raft were nightmare biofuel seeing them as a kid. They were the type of movies that came on late at night just before bedtime.
Man, my GF hates it when I'm this early.
Lmao
Mine hates it when I’m I take this long lol
Luckily, Roanoke Gaming doesn't!
I know bro your gf keeps complainin bout it smh
That's why she has a Bad Dragon 😂
So basically stay strapped or get clapped, humanity number one 😎 also I hope you win your appeal case Dr Roanoke.🙂👍
Nobody truly wins in this nightmare except the ex 😂
I love the “Random Story Time With Roanoke” is my favorite part of every video.
YES I've been waiting for you to cover Critters! The Krites are some of my absolute favorite creatures out of the horror genre. In high school I was fixated with them enough to try and rabbit hole my way through their possible biology, glad to hear some of the things I thought about be discussed here.
"as useful as a glass hammer" has officially replaced "about as useful as tits on a boat" for me
Whoa hey, tits on a boat are...not useful but fun and therefore good for moral 👍
I don’t get it? How does the other saying compare to a glass hammer?
Because you can't suck the tits if you are sailing the boat
@@blakemcmillan5680 The boat-tits would be underwater i think
No no, there's a few good uses to tits on a boat, as long as it's not the boat that has the tits.
Awesome video dude! I hope the next one is for the tardigrade monster from harbinger down!
Thank you so much on reviewing these creatures, they are one of my absolute favorite things to watch when I was a kid
Alright. Now, THIS is epic.
Let's go boys
:O CRITTERS! I love this movie! Thanks Papa Roanoke!
Any time!
@@RoanokeGaming I can only ever hear these two words together as Mac
Did I mention how much I love this channel ❤❤ you're the best. Keep doing you brother
Ayyyy thank you for watching bro!
You should do a video on the “Blackwater Vampire”
Oh man, how amazing that you are covering Critters. I loved them when I was a child!
I love this series!!! Surprised you are reviewing it tbh lol, keep up the awesome uploads!
CRITTERS!!! Bruh this channel is so awesome 😎👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Glad you enjoy it!
Duuude, you are so awesome for this!!! Thank you
Glad you liked it!
@@RoanokeGaming you told me you were going to make this a while ago it’s so cool you did. Thanks again for the awesome video
I have been waiting on this one for months!!! The only b flick sequel that made since going into space!
Glad i found this channle, love the commentary
“It was man made in God’s image not you creature!” Is the best humanity first type of quote.
I love how aggressively pro-human this man is
My no understand why whenever you post something I get the random urge to look at UA-cam exactly 5 hours after you post it… but I love it and I thank thee!
Yay, Critters. One of my favorites. In 2, they tumbleweed all in unison in a giant piranha ball of teeth. Its pretty great
Perfect timing! I got the notification for this right after watching LindsayNikoles short about the oversized terror chickens only for you to start off the vid talking about them 😂 gotta love little things like that!
LET'S GOOOO ROANOKE UPLOAD ON MY BIRTHDAY!
Happy birthday!!
Mine is tomorrow!!! 😊
@@marcussinclaire4890 happy birthday bro
I couldn’t tell from how you said it but the joke about John travolta being a waiter is about him basically bombing his career early on. He didn’t get a resurgence until pulp fiction.
Finally I love these series
Enjoy!
That was awesome! I hope you do a critters 2 or gremlins?
This is perfect lol been obsessed with Critters lately 😂
Perfect timing!
Hearing Roanoke go off on cars is always a blast
When it comes to movie monsters to analyze, I'll always recommend starting the Heisei Gamera trilogy by covering the Atlantis-based bioengineering found in *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe* with Gamera and the Gyaos!
So glad to see you cover this film. One of my favorites!
Hey Roanoak, really like the videos and the biological breakdowns you do. I think you would like the series Scavengers Reign on MAX. Whole planet full of strange alien creatures to break down and humans dealing with them.
Is it a good series? Looking for something new and interesting to watch.
So glad you're doing this movie. Have such fond memories of this movie as a kid.
Thanks for the nightmare fuel 6:15
Was not expecting to ever see anything about Critters, this is awesome! Loved these movies as a kid.
Savatage is a great metal band! 🤟 I love their music 🎵
In the halls of the mountain king!!!! 🤘🤪🤘
What about their Christmas band? Technically savatage is trans Siberian orchestra
Finally!!! I have been craving a new episode lol. I already binged all I could find
Love Critters
Wow, this movie takes me back. I was 10 when this film came out, though, I first saw it on video, way back when video stores first started becoming a thing. I absolutely love this film, though haven't seen it in about 20 years. Thanks for doing a video on the critter species, it is highly enjoyable!
UA-cam needs to support content like this. It's fully covered under fair use! If UA-cam was smart they would realize if they supported this type of content, they could be unstoppable & no other platform could even come close to competing with them. Yet they continue to make ridiculous requirements, being up tight if difficult topics get covered, even when it's informative content & follows guidelines. This content should be supported. Fair use covers a lot of quality made content. They run things like they expect everything to be kids content. Even tho they have a separate app for UA-cam kids. I don't understand how UA-cam doesn't see the huge fan base around content for grown ups. If they supported things a bit better, they would have so much more success. Hopefully they wake up to this someday.
This was such a great movie from my early days. Thanks for everything you do bud 🤘
6th
I saw this movie when I was around 7 and I checked under my bed for critters every night for 7 years 😂
13:32 I laughed at the 'giving it a few ooga dooga' line for a solid 5 minutes
Growing up these was my favorite movies plz do the others Roanoke ur the man Tennessee loves ya
I just realized lilo and stitch is just Disney's version of critters
I think "it was man made in gods image, not you, creature!" Is my new favorite Roanokeism
I'm eating good this weekend. Roanoke covering Critters/Crites :D
Ooh man I've been waiting a long time for this!! Let's go!!
You have no idea how excited I was when I saw you covered this those movies were my childhood
Love that description - Feral furbies - imagine them combined with nefariously programmed nanites!!! :)
I hope you have a great weekend too!! Love the movie you're talking about today
This movie scared the absolute shit out of me when I was a kid.
It's really interesting to see someone's take on the xenobiology aspect of movie monsters like this! Also *fist bump* for the subtle TF2 background music. It's a small detail, but massively appreciate, lol
I am always looking forward to your uploads during the week. Thank you!
I did not expect you to do critters cool
It’s 2:50am here in Aus , gets papa Roanoke notification, guess I don’t need sleep.
I love the Critters franchise so much, man. No one can change that.
Heck yeah, I was hoping you'd cover this. This is one of those movies that spooked me as a child even though I never actually watched it back then. That's the power of box art, lol.
So glad you did this. I LOVED this movie as a kid!
critters is an classic series, loved the film, when i lived in kansas for a year i was about 3 hours away from grovers bend truly wish i could of visted it to see the town they filmed the first 2 films, it will always stay in my heart, i remember when i first watched critters 3 for the first time when i never even knew of the series.
an edit thanks for making another great video roanoke :3
Thank you, I'm so glad someone remembers these movies besides me. I got in trouble for staying up late and watching this on VHS when I was 8.
Love this film. As kids we would argue over who would win in a fight Critters or Gremlins.
OHHHH SNAP MY BOY ROANOKE GETTING WEIRD WITH IT!. Critters!!!!
Enjoy bro!
one of my all time favorite movies. Thanks for doing this.
Thanks man I was one of the folks who suggested this one.
Yes! Loved Critters, as dumb as it was. You definitely have to check out The Deadly Spawn next. Every bit as absurd with even less of a budget!
I've been waiting for this one for a couple of years now, yippee.
This is one of my favourite insane 80's scifi-horror-comedy whatevers. I first saw it when I was about 8 or 9 when my parents were away for the night and I wasn't supposed to watch TV. I loved it, my sister who's 4 years younger, didn't... I actually preferred these movies over Gremlins when I was a kid. Thank you for the nice nostalgia trip 😍
8:09 Fun fact about savatage, the band didn't become as successful as they wanted to, so they re-imagined themselves. And now play to packed out auditoriums worldwide as trans-Siberian orchestra. Savatage's final album, 1995s Dead Wnter Dead, featured a number called Christmas Eve/Sarajevo that didn't do well for then but became TSO's signature sound one year later.
"Hey look, buddy. I'm a Critter, that means I eat people." XD
I'm sorry, I can't help but point out the TF2 Engineer theme playing in the background
This was such a cool movie! We would discuss it in class and imagine alternate scenarios. I recall seeing the poster at the video store. I always thought it was so scary. One thing I think you left out was the tag line, "They eat so fast, you don't have time to scream!".
Just as I was about to go to bed... This comes out....